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UEFA Champions League all-in-one thread

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FT:
Zenit 2-0 Valencia
BATE 1-1 Leverkusen

HT:
Barcelona 3-0 Roma
Maccabi Tel-Aviv 0-1 Chelsea
Porto 0-1 Dynamo Kiev
Bayern 3-0 Olympiakos
Arsenal 2-0 Dinamo Zagreb
Lyon 1-1 Gent
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>de jews
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*breathes*
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>>63776252
thanks giannis
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>tfw theres still a good chance of chelsea failing to advance
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>Coors lite adverts without Jean-Claude Van Damme
whats the point
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Lyon is so shit Lmao
BUFFALO BUFFALO BUFFALO
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pls porto
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>>63776283
They're always rigged to get easy groups too. Really shows how bad Mouyes has mouyed this season.
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>>63776307
comme ton pays monsieur
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>4-0 on the way
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How to stop Common or Costa?
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>>63776340
>They're always rigged to get easy groups too.
Helps being top seed

Then again that one time they got a slightly difficult one they shat the bed
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>>63776373
break their legs
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>>63776283
Playing in the EL could save their season desu, they are getting slaughtered as soon as they play a good team in the cl.
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Which match is more exciting right now?
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Please, can we have a surprise winner for this year's CL? I'll fucking boycott this shit if Bayern/Barca wins.
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>PSV to unveil 'get well soon Luke Shaw' banner
>Fans from the Dutch club will unveil a banner in support of the left-back, who broke his leg in a challenge with Hector Moreno in September

Top class
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>>63776404
>Super Bayern, Super Bayern ... HEY!
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Lads, which muscle in your arm is the wanking muscle?
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>>63776404
>Please, can we have a surprise winner for this year's CL?
Something different to Barca/Real/Bayern/token extra in the semi-finals would be welcome enough
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>>63776420
betas
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>>63776404
you know it's gonna happen m8, there's no stopping it
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How good will he be as a gardener m8s?
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>>63776401
Lyon - Gent
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>>63776375
who made that cross field pass holy shit
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>>63776352
I'm a Belgian living in France you shitskin
Hoepel op sukkelige italiaan
Remember when we beat your ass 3-1?
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>>63776420
awwwwwwwwwwww
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>>63776451
>jews too cheap to hire groundsmen
WHAT A SURPRISE
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>>63776397
How can an irrelevant as fuck competition change a season?
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>>63776420
>>63776440
they are effectively just reminding people how the last game ended though
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>>63776451
top kek
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>>63776420
:333
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WAKE ME UP INSIDE
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>>63776438
remember when 3 of the 4 semi finalists were English teams, those were the days, what ever happened to that
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>>63776437
it's your wankcep la
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>>63776404
>Please can a competition not work in the intended way and can the best teams not finish at the end

autism, fuck you and your underdog
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>>63776487

>i've only been watching football 2 seasons

the post
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Literally Bad.
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badstuber OUT
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Referee is fucking stealing for dinamo kyev wtf
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>Sending Badstuber off on his first start since April
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>BADstuber
Comeback time.
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>>63776495
CAN'T WAKE UP
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>>63776487
It's Chelsea's best ticket to the CL next season.

>>63776495
>rei
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OLYMPIAKOS COMEBACK IMMINENT
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what's happening in porto
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>>63776487
Means they can just field a youth side for the EL, making their starters fresher for the league
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>>63776495
DON'T FORGET

YOU'RE IN LEAGUE 1

F O R E V E R
O
R
E
V
E
R
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>>63776404
Atletico, m8
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>>63776514
>badstuber is not injured
that's something new
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>>63776508
It is irrelevant as fuck you bandwagoner.
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>>63776495
DA BLADES
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That was a fucking dive. Fucking Niggers man
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>>63776502
Fuck you, I want parity.
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FORTOUNIS IN WHEN?
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>>63776499
>tfw Chelsea winning the CL was the end of english dominance
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>>63776495
O W L S T B H F A M
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>Badstuber
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>>63776404
Obvs City m8, they're just too talented up front
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>>63776495
rip in piece I feel your pain
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>>63776520
Great Freekick :)
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>20 million
>Baba
lel
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Does anyone beside us Germans think that
Neuer is a handsome Giant you would instantly boyfriend?
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>>63776554

Hurr durr. If Chelsea hadn't won the EL then they would be a very very different team right now. Ask any Spurs fan, babby.
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>>63776593
ur gay
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>>63776535
Wrong because >we will be in League 2 next season.

United fans going fucking apeshit at the lane apparently.
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Olympiakos vs. Arsenal will be fun game to watch
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>>63776593
I am German ... and I dont think that at all.

But I can tell you, he is gay as fuck. He goes to a private club "auf sylt" and fucks guys. A friend of mine is a driver "auf sylt".
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>>63776593
mongface is not handsome
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Sunderland U21s and Liverpool U21s are in extra time in the U21 Cup lads,

Send the black cats your energy!
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>italians genuinely thought they were getting that 4th CL spot
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i wanna see bayern rek them 6-0 10v11 now 2bh
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>"Robben's substitution was just a pre-caution, minor muscular problem"

Y E S
E
S
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>>63776465
ney
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>>63776676
Oh you
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>>63776679
The league is a sad sad joke.
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>>63776676
Pickford is a top lad, is he playing? Where are you following it?
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>that ideye guy
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JESUS CHRIST BERCELONA
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>tfw bet on over 4.5 in Barca/Roma but cashed out with barely any profit because i'm a pussy
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>>63776715
just on the SAFC Twtter feed
https://twitter.com/SunderlandAFC

they always do play by play of their matches
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Literally rape.
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Stupid Porto, beat hohols and finish 2nd so Zenit could beat you in 1/8.
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@51207453
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will neuer move up to cover for badstuber?
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>>63776731
Was wondering where he had gone the other week, remember West Brom spending a fortune on him
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that class touch from Nerman
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>>63776609
If it helps, I'm currently placed 2'nd with them after 22 games in fifa16.
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>>63776693
BASED
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>>63776495
LIGHT YEARS AHEAD
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>bayern has lost one player
>still create more chances in 10 minutes then olympiakos in 90 minutes with 11 players
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>all these ex-blades scoring in this order too

reality is against us
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>>63776794
>£9m
>letting Alan Irvine loose on your Premier League transfer budget
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Allianz Arena has EPL levels of atmosphere tbqh.
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>>63776609
Missing Clough yet?
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>>63776794
olympiacos gave them 6m for him.i still dont know why
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fucking Porto destroying my acca, i bet on double chance as well, fucking pricks
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>crapsillas
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Chelsea are looking like they are going to concede
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>poorto
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>>63776883
me too m8 i really could have used that win
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>IKER
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>Shitillas
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GOAL GONSALES
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>>63776870
wasn't it £10m?

Still remarkably retarded either way.
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>failsillas
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>>63776872
oh no! are they winning again? let's just make up some bullshit to make ourselves feel better :)
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>>63776872

Allianz on champions league nights is always awesome senpai
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>>63776860
pinball goal
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>
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>leaker
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>>63776946
what the fuck
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>>63776870
>letting father ted manage you
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>>63776883
Me too man
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>>63776946
>you now remember when iker casillas didn't do this on a regular basis
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>>63776872
s-sauce
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>>63776975
better than pepe mel
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>>63776946
Just retire Iker,
I remember looking up to you, but this is just sad now
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>>63776876
I never wanted Nigel sama out so yes, badly.
He was building a team, it was only a matter of time before he got us out of this league.
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bayern keeps the Ordnung!
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>>63776946
so chelshit is out?
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>>63776946
>the city of Iker
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>Buyern 1 man down
>still the better team

can they stop please -,-
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>>63776946
>WHY DIDN'T HALAL LET HIM STAY AS NUMBER 1 FOREVER? THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO TREAT LEGENDS #RESPECT
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>>63777014
If they lose to Porto and Kiev beats the Jews.
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>>63776938
It's not bs though. Ever been to the stadium? Because I have.

Even the commentators on tv make fun of the "atmosphere" there.

>>63776941
Not really.
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>>63776946
>this guy still gets picked as Spain's #1
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>>63776899
DESIGNATED
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>>63777014
A draw at home to Porto and Chelsea qualify 2nd in group
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>Leaker Casillas
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>>63777051
yes, every 2 weeks, you customer
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>>63777009
Seems he fell out with the Yank brer who runs the club, he dished out some hot beef the other week basically saying Clough signed shite and was a lazy manager
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>>63777037
this is the power of ordnung
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Based Coman, hope he isn't too deded
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>>63777051
>Even the commentators on tv make fun of the "atmosphere" there.
They literally never do. What drugs are you smoking?
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>>63777081
He just signed most of the people he had at Derby
Still, was a master in cup matches for them
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Please, Bayern, score >=6
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>nerman
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>>63777081
>Phipps
fat clueless terrorist sympathiser tbqh
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BASED COMAN

RIP in peace
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RIP KO man
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>>63777102
>Darren Fletcher and Michael Owen

I'll stick to my yank stream I think
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>>63777102
Whose pass?
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>>63777135
they did, sometimes ... but only on Staatsrundfunk
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I can't believe how much Chelsea are struggling against a 10 man Maccabi Tel Aviv
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Suarez is literally the second best player ever (after Messi)
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bayern is so fucking good

one man down and they're still dominating by a long shot
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>>63777190
Campbell
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>>63777191
in your 4th reich dream fantasy? stop taking these drugs please
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>Le freekick man
This is getting silly.
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>>63777078
>says the customer
kek

Anyway, then you should know how terrible the "atmosphere" is.

>>63777135
>They literally never do.
Wat? They do pretty often. AA is know to be pretty quiet compared to other stadiums.
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>>63777201
thats why the special one has to go now

But I really like him, could see him in München
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>>63776946
>WHITE HELTON
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>conceding 2 to Chelsea
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>>63777207
definitely in that tier of GOAT strikers
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>>63777233
I'm enjoying it desu, it's the only good thing about Chelsea.
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>>63777223
heem
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Chelsea 2-0 up against Isreal
Arsenal 3-0 up against Croatia
Bayern 4-0 up against Greece
Barca 5-0 up against Italy

P O T T E R Y

only missing a 1-0 game
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>>63777276
>samefagging
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>>63777273
Jews couldn't resist the bribe.
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>>63777225
come on seppl, just accept the reality. Sure it is not as worth as it is in Wolfsburg or Leverkusen.

T. Going to the stadium since 1991
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>>63776946
>The silly ass
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>>63777298
>not having extra flags
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>>63777234
>known
It's not as loud as Dortmund or Schalke but still above average.
People can't shit on them for winning games so they try to come up with something else, it's rather sad and the biggest sign of butthurt.
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>>63777298
fuck off amerifat
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>>63777307
It's weird how quickly it goes down or is it me?
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fucking porto reeeeeeee

going to lose £50
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>>63777336
?
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>nerman
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>>63777336
this
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>>63777350
how much would that have netted you?
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LMFAO at that shitty pen
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oh dear roma
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lads why do we say bayern which is german for bavaria, but munich which is english for münchen? can't get my head around it tbH
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>Bayern slowing down like it is training again with only 10 players
>The greek still cant get a decent chance
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>>63777467
Bavaria München sounds better to me
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>>63777482
>nerman
>good
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>>63777482
What the fuck was that penalty?
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>>63777467
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>>63777410
it' was just under 3/1
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D: Liverpool U21s scored! why didn't you give Sunderland your energy /sp/?
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>>63777527
Is chelsea, dare I say it, back?
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Did Roma just miss a penalty?
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How the fuck is that a pen
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>>63777557
Just saw that. Serves me right for expecting >us to not fuck something up.
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>GERMAN NEUER
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>>63777600
Yes
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>>63777467
we do that in polish as well, "bayern monachium," dunno why
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>>63777547
fuck mate
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>>63777599
No.
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>>63777467
The club name is FC Bayern.
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>bayern with 11 men
>79% possession
>bayern with 10 men
>72% possession
wew lad
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BALL DON'T LIE

BALL DON'T LIE

BALL DON'T LIE
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>>63777668
thought it was the safest one kek
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>>63777527
>dat celebration
did oscar finally get his sister pregnant or waht
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>>63777337
No, most stadiums in germany are louder than them. It's not some arbitrary thing people make up. It is a known problem. Google it.

That's why you also got players thanking the customers once they actually produce some atmosphere.
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Will there be a post game Lahm interview?
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>>63776420
>inb4 they're just deflecting from the fact that after tomorrows game they'll be making "ET WELL SOON ANTHONY MARTIAL" banner
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>>63777698
>the customers
what?
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>>63777720
what the fuck is this
why are they in a studio
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>>63777599
I hope not.
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>>63777599
no, jews are shit
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alright chinky nerds, it's jamie vardy here from leicster city. just letting you know that this weekend will see the end of my perfect run of goals as manchester united will prove to be to much of a defensive force (and will be top of the league before xmas with 5 pts to spare).

anyway thanks for all the support and memes through the weeks desu senpai.

ps. the match wil be 0-0 and rooney will miss a pen in the 85th min.
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Coman is fucking class
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>>63777744
"fans"
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>>63777751
post game interview after the 5-1
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>>63777751
We´re not the fucking broke BBC mate
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>>63777756
>>63777758
>yfw Chelsea get relegated but win the Champions League
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>>63777777
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>>63777774
CHAT
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>>63777720
Lahm interviews are only good once they lose or draw. He's such a sore loser it's hilarious.
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>>63777803
>implying they will even make the knock-out stages
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My Boi Willian and dem free kicks lately.
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>>63777803
Has that ever happened?
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Empty fucking emirates.

Worst club in the CL.

Sending all my strength to the greeks to pull a draw.
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>>63777803
>yfw Spurs finish 4th and lose their CL spot again
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>>63777720
who's that ugly lanklet?
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>>63777869
I hope not,
Birmigham City got Relegated and won the League Cup though
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>>63777720
Is that based Olli Kahn ?
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>>63777943
>forgetting wiggle
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>>63777958
yes it is :)))
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>>63777959
oh yeah that happened too
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>>63777880
Is that what happened in 2011 2012 when chelsea finished ^
6th but beat Buyern IN Munchen?
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COMEBACK
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>>63777959
>>63778024
BEN WATSONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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>>63777958
>American Buyern bandwagoner pretending to know who Oliver Kahn is
I want America to leave
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>>63777871
we're gonna win.easy
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>muslim scoring in israel

He's gonna get bombed, isn't he?
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>>63777599
Dear god no.
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>>63777820
SHIT
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>>63778010
Yay!
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>>63777081
You probably won't believe me but my dad met McCabe at a train station (srs) and he basically said that Clough was dodgy as fuck, his brother was (or is?) one of the scouts at the club and together they did some shaky stuff.

We're fucken shite anyway so who cares
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63777958
No its buffon
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>>63777654
we say Legia Warschau too
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>>63778055
well adnan, you should know it by now.
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>>63777958
he fuckin is ... it is so annoying to watch him. I hate that ape
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>>63778101

You forgot the @
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>>63778042
Ye. UEFA have since made it so that if the same scenario happened the team that finished 4th would qualify for the CL and the team that won it would go straight into the group stages.

When Liverpool won it in 2005 they finished 5th and were allowed to play in it from the first qualifying round as a 5th English team.
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>>63778101
what was this?
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>>63778050
Implying I bandwagon Buyern. I just enjoy watching the game, is that too much for you to stomach, Sverigecücken?
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>>63777871
>waaaaah why do fans of big clubs leave early waaaaah

fyi I left early to shitpost here
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link to goal show stream pls
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Full time in Sunderland:

after extra time: #SAFC U21s 3-4 @LFC U21s

you could have prevented this /sp/, you could have helped. . .
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>>63778119
I don't get it.
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SHEEEEEEIT
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Based Gent
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GENT GENT GENT
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GENNNNTTT INNNN
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>>63778179
OMG
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BASED GENT
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>>63778134
And everton were refballed out of appearing in the group stages
Basically they screw england when we're good then when spain start to be good they bend over backwards to let them in
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YES FUCK LYON

webm pls
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Success!
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>>63778128
He was kind of a cunt during his career, wasn't he? Lol
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>>63778225
the face of the lyon players was just brilliant
requesting webm too
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>tfw GENT
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>>63777063
>porto passing in 1st
not gonna happen lads
Start betting that Porto will win the Europa League
lel
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I'm fucking sick right know, they shot like 30 times and can't score for shit
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>>63776679
trip on nige
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>>63778134
Oh ok , I am now privy to the rules pertaining such situations. Thanks Greece, fuck Turkey.
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Lyon c'est des quiches.

En Europe il faut s'en remettre a Paris et Monaco.
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>Lyon
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>>63778249
lol, that last header
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>>63778134
I mean thanks Brit bro. I'm in a carbohydrate coma from driving by a burger King. .. forgive me I can't into flags I got you two mixed up.
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>>63778304
meant for >>63778268

just saying Lyon are shit.
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>>63778249
comical
Gent's CL matches have been entertaining
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>>63777869
>>63777943
Wigan won the FA cup
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>>63778339
This uezs
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>>63778304

>Qatar money or russian money

Yeah, fuck it
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>>63778249
Is Mapou starting? Is he still sitting up Lyon like he does everywhere he goes?
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>>63778396
>Jean Michel Money

yeah, fuck it
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>>63778268
Je regrette, mon ami
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>>63778408
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>>63778408

He is plaing like shit, but really really fucking shit, in reality I don't even know why he is still playing, better put a 16 years old CB than this shit, how did he even become a professional football player?
>>
Being a Frenchie and losing to Belgians must be painful...
>>
What's the fucking deal with Coman? How is he such a big player at Bayern yet couldn't make the bench at Juve?

Is this the same shit that happened with Pogba?
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>>63778488

Considering how Lyon was playing not even 10 years ago that's even worse
>>
INB4 CHELSEA v PSG IN ROUND OF 16 THEN BARCA IN LAST 8
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>>63778489
Italian teams seem reluctant to use young players
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anyone have a webm of that coman run?

pep was pleased as fuck
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>yfw you realize that either Chelsea or Porto are fucked
>>
whats wrong with this picture
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>>63778489
everyone could play in Bayern, they create like 20 chances every game, walking the league every year. Also he was playing as striker at Juve, which is not his role
He could reach Sterling level, nothing more
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>>63778556
Trying to work out what happens if they draw
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>>63778563
those crooked advertising boards
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>>63778571
Chelsea out
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>>63778571
assuming kyiev beat maccabi, chelsea win the group on goal difference because it would be a 3 way tie
>>
>>63778571

Poorto's fucked
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>>63778466
The only thing memorable about him when he joined Roma was his nickname: "Gamba Ambigua" (literal translation: awkward leg), copyrighted by Roma supporters after seeing what kind of defensive blunders he was capable of.
I still laugh sometimes.
>>
>>63776465
Busquets had a better pass but Messi fucked it up
>>
>>63778584
that would be fantastic. is there any chance chelsea finish 4th?
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>>63778563
There are black circles on the pitch
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>>63778584
Not if you don't beat Jews with more than 5
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>>63778584
>>63778587
>>63778589
Worked it out. A draw for Chelsea-Porto with a win for Kyiv means Kyiv win the group, Chelsea second and Porto out
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>>63778605
no
>>63778618
It's would be tough
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>>63778605
>chelsea have 10 points
>maccabi have 0
>1 game left

are you serious miroslav?
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>>63778466
Damm what a rip from the Dindu tribesmen
>>
>>63778636
Personally, I'm fine with that
>>
>>63778618
The score would be irrelevant because all results against Tel Aviv would be ignored
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>>63778644
i had no idea who had how many points, that's why i asked
>>
>>63778636
unless kiev beat maccabi by 5 or more goals, chelsea win the group
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>>63778665
in a 3 way tie it goes by goal differential
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>>63778511
Pls no not this. Dubs and chelsea wins the CL and finishes above top 10
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>>63778636
How so? The tie breakers are as follows:

1. higher number of points obtained in the group matches played among the teams in question;
2. superior goal difference from the group matches played among the teams in question;
3. higher number of goals scored in the group matches played among the teams in question;
4. higher number of goals scored away from home in the group matches played among the teams in question;

I think Chelsea are out if they draw 1-1 with Porto at home, because Porto and Kiev drew 2-2 against each other, meaning they'll have more goals and win by criteria number 3.

>>63778683
In the games played between the teams equal on points. None of the Tel Aviv games will matter.
>>
Why do you guys hate Lyon?
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>>63778665
Hm. in that case Porto is out, Chelsea just needs a draw
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>>63776946
jesus
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>>63776495
What a load of shite.
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>>63778696
If Chelsea and Porto draw, we know that their GD won't change

Kyiv are on +1 (beat Porto by 2 goals, lost to Chelsea by 1 goal, drew twice)
Chelsea are on 0 (lost to porto by 1 goal, beat Kyiv by 1 goal)
Porto are on -1 (beat chelsea by 1 goal, lost to Kyiv by 2 goals)

Porto get knocked out
>>
>Lyon
Dammit that Fekir injury really fucked them up. They looked quite good last season and didn't lose any major players, if only his leg hadn't blown up.
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>>63778747
Ah, right. Then Chelsea's situation is not as bad, they just have to win or draw at home to go through.

Would be good for them to win though, because they'd get massacred by the likes of 1st places such as Barca or Bayern as they are now.
>>
Real Madrid manager when?
>>
>>63778820
They already have a fatass
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>>63778748
They only looked good because of him. He truly has talent.
>>
>>63778820
Make it into play-offs first.
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>at least one girl somewere in this world has fingered her self while thinking about you

Think about that and feel good lads.
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>>63778847
His players aren't even close to CL level.
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>>63778864
>>
>>63778864

Maybe like 7 years ago, irrelevant right know
>>
>>63778864
Would've been happier if Porto had won today tbqh, morons fucked over both themselves and my accy
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>>63778903
This. Haven't spoken to a girl in 5 years.
>>
>>63778636
I think that a Tie between Porto and Chelsea grants them both the 2nd round. Kiev for Europe and Jews out. That's what I heard my father say
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>>63778864
I don't believe it
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>>63778864
>you will never have a high test russian army singer gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llS6p4YzsaY
>>
>>63778941

Don't listen to your father anymore
>>
>all these sports sites claiming Chelsea are now top of the group

You'd think they'd know the rules of the tie breakers a little better.
>>
11th decima will be here come May

suck it up haters
>>
>>63778864
l-lewd
>>
>>63779010
110 cups?!
>>
>>63779010
>11th decima
It's 11th undecima, you pleb
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>>63779010
u are 1 fucking cheeky kunt mate i swear i am goin 2 wreck u i swear on my mums life and i no u are scared lil bitch gettin your mates to send me messages saying dont meet up coz u r sum big bastard with muscles lol fuckin sad mate really sad jus shows what a scared lil gay boy u are and whats all this crap ur mates sendin me about sum bodybuildin website that 1 of your faverite places to look at men u lil fuckin gay boy fone me if u got da balls cheeky prick see if u can step up lil queer
>>
>>63777482
>no run-up
Asking to be saved, senpai.
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>>63778864

only once

it was a long time ago ;_;
>>
Italy will still win the 4th CL spot through Europa League you niggers
>>
Was Arsenal named after Arsene Wenger or is it from where they play in Arsenal City, England, UK?
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>>63779904
that flag makes me think that it might not be a joke.
>>
time to remind you that dzyuba > messi
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