/cric/ Australia v NZ Gamethread #3

>>63336290
anime

>numbered matchthreads

autism

>>63336290
first for lfwrlabm

Based Joshy Reynolds edition

>>63336290
Another 4 run ball
Christ NZ

>>63336321
freshcunt spotted

australia will be all out for 250

>Daniel will dox someone and now we'll have two forced kiwi personalities

Not a great time to be alive m8s

Real thread here

>>63336294

>>63336353
kek

The Gabba looks like a poor man's MCG

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Which one lads?

>>63336360
Please dont

>>63336360
this one was made first senpai

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Smith won't feel comfortably declaring on anything less than 1000 :)

>what sort of field placement you want family

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>>63336386
Left

>>63336412
Literally >let's get this baby to 1000
Good innings Tbh

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>>63336417
JUST KIWI MY GAME UP

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>>63336417
JUST

holy shit this is boring as fuck

can't wait for big bash

I wish the word filter would fuck off desu' senpai'

>>63336464
WAH NO ONE IS USING MY THREAD THIS IS SO BORING WAAAAAHHH

>1000 drivers off the road
>somehow a bad thing

Channel 9 also gonna give tips to not lose your license which won't include the best thing, which is driving safely and breaking the law

>>63336464
check ur last fm inbox

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>>63336417

>>63336482
Has there ever been a trip who wasnt autistic?
SQ

>>63336511
me desu

when did """captaincy""" become just move your field every ball

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IT takes a special kind of sperg to make a facebook page for the sole purpose of photoshopping scorecards that anyone can just look up on the internet. Jesus

Brayshaw shit-talked the brown man Bushman Koala until he hit a couple of boundaries.

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42nd for Krazy Khawaja

NOT OUT

>>63336483
It's so satisfying when some bogan cunt wraps his car around a pole doing 100 in a 60 zone and everyone goes on about how HE WOZ A GOOD BOY, DINDU NUFFIN.

>>63336548
That fat cunt is only of the most pathetic people in the country

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who /mamashrimp/ here?

>>63336569
JUST

>>63336575
What sucks though how is everyone calls for speed limits to be lowered despite the fact they were going excessively fast to start with

>>63336598
FUCK

>>63336575
I like that guy in the ad for the story how he says he doesn't want to see people lose their jobs over it.

I mean honestly it is their fault for breaking the law in the first place.

Khawaja's been in the nervous 27s for a while now.

boring

Imagine if we played this sport, how many years until we dominate it?

>>63336548
>JRickard

Oh fuck this cunt, just when I thought I escaped him after AFL being done and now this shit.

>>63336598
MAORI

Who would have the biggest cock in the Australian team?

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mfw Toyota is telling our cricketers to do a Toyota jump for their replay

>>63336625
post shemales senpai

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>>63336548
>>63336581
"continues"

>>63336626
never, for the fact your country isn't white

I'm a raging faggot

>>63336653
Indians are fairly good at it and they aren't white

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who you backing in the oaks?

>>63336638
Hazlewood

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>>63336638
Lyon desu

>>63336595
Here lad.

>>63336626
You have to be able to England to play this sport

>>63336581
>>63336628
https://au.linkedin.com/pub/josh-rickard/60/a4/923

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>>63336666
>Indians are fairly good at it

>implying

>>63336698
To what?

so about the rugby

How was your daily glass of /milk/ today lads?

>>63336666

1.2 billion people and they play nothing else

>>63336666
shiny

>gayfl

https://twitter.com/Straffo

who /mwnn/ here?

khawaja related to kyrgios?

>>63336726
I'm not a baby. I don't drink milk.

>>63336726
tasted like semen

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who /beat the boss/ here?

>>63336718

*beat England

>>63336704
>Social media manager

I'd off myself if I was ever defined by that title.
The guy who put down being a 4chan janitor on his resume at least had a laugh, this is just depressing

>>63336760
At? We are better than them at literally all sports

>>63336718

Beat England obviously.

If you can't understand posts with words missing then how do you ever expect to dominate test match cricket?

>>63336767
It is a serious job though

Any company that wants to succeed nowadays needs to be active on social media in some way

Anyone still play Donny B here?

PS3 died so haven't played in months. Just ordered the limited edition for a tenner. Can't wait to get back to it desu.

>>63336780
Throwing rocks at the crew of Top Gear isn't a sport.

>>63336666

Neither are you.

>obligatory

>Memecullum
>captain
>fields in close

fucking hate this cunt

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>>63336780

Talk about fucking D O M I N A T I O N

L A D S
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why is my dick so much smaller than most guys?

>>63336767
Social Media Manager for 'less than a year'

He literally got kicked out of his job managing the social media of a tiny company

>>63336787
English is not my first language and I was making fun of how dumb Aussies are

>>63336704
is this MWNN?

daily reminder that memecullum is unironically a better captain than smith

>>63336820
Didn't he bitch out of being wicket keeper after his batting when bad?

>>63336834
Cuz you're a fucking memeing cunt

>fielding silly short leg

>>63336834
sedentary lifestyle, low testosterone, bad genetics

don't worry though, have a peak at the urinal at the pub next time and you will notice that most guys don't have big dicks. They just don't give a fuck

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>>63336730
top fucking kek

Should i get CoD: Black Ops 3?

>>63336884
Yes

>>63336860
COME ON GUYS

IT'S 2015

>>63336884
No

>>63336884
Maybe

>>63336884
The CoD games stopped being any good after modern warfare 3

Or maybe I just got old

>>63336884
Maybe

>>63336856
this

Guys will always joke about having that big dick and while it can be true when they are erect, most men are small when flaccid and usually even when erect. and small is below or at the average

Little Davey doing well
what a sportsman

>>63336884
no get MGS 5

Will Craig get a century?

>>63336912
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>>63336903
>>63336896

Should i get it just for zombies then?

>>63336919
>getting the meme game of the year

No thanks MGS is overrated as fuck as well

Fuck lads pick an excuse for me

- homebabbies
- flat track babbies
- bat first babbies
- don't even care about this sport
- all part of mccullum's elite master plan

you are

>>63336936
Just get FO4 and The Old Hunters

>>63336908
I agree.

Cod4 was great. MW2 was the shit. MW3 was sort of meh.
Didnt get another one.

I prefer battlefield these days for those type of games

>>63336548
>>63336581
>>63336628
>>63336647
>>63336704
>>63336767
>>63336844
You wouldnt fucking believe it lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W9_myyY0mA#t=23m30s

>>63336963
all above the last one

>>63336961
Not that poster, but I have the game and I think it's really fun to play. Bit repetitive at times but generally an all round good game. Nice to play something that isn't MUH HALO MUH DESTINY MUH COD MUH FPS

>>63336963
>literally 5th most popular niche sport in NZ

>>63336963
Just because your bowlers can't reach 135km/h doesn't make the pitch a flat track

>>63336860
he looks so fucking smug

>>63336975
already got FO4 on order m8, the pip-boy edition even.

>>63336963
Cairnsy made an offer too good to refuse.

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LE TEA TIME HAND SHAKE BOYS

I'll never get used to being 6 overs behind the pace on day 1 after only one wicket falling being considered normal.

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>>63336321
>not showing your thread number so the BSAs can see how relevant your sport is

that sweater needs knitting m8

>>63336963
memecity babbies desu senpai

never heard of this Khawaja (sp?) guy.
he must be hot shit if he is batting 3 for straya.
is he
?????????????

>>63337031
Yeah man, Bushman Koala is a pretty big guy (4u).

Just watch him man, he is gonna go on to great things

>>63337010
>Memecullum changing the field so much means less time for AUS to score
Meme tactic desu.

>>63337031
""No""

>>63336386
Dana Vespoli has a killer Gangbang Auditions scene from when she was younger

Didn't know there was a Beach House song in an ad lads

you're only winning because we're the new pakistan

>>63337047
Remember, they will just make up lost overs at the end of the day

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literally a living meme

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reminder that this ape is unironically vice captain

>>63336976
>>63336908

holy fucking shit. The amount of casualness you cunts are showing is disgusting

Cod2 was the GOAT
Cod4 was breddy good

Everything after that was unplayable casual filth

who here /cybergamer/ ?

test

>>63337070
axxo > yify

>>63337093
Yeah m8, day 1.

>>63337031
it's just that Ponting and Chapell have been shilling for him for the past ~6 years

>>63337093
ODI

>>63337075
>shit up squid tits

good lad

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>>63336860

>>63337080
MW2 was great fun before the nerfs
>akimbo 1887s
>care package smoke grenade sprinting glitch
>akimbo rangers
>javelin glitch

Those spec ops missions were pretty fun split-screen too.


>>63337069
Forgot you don't have the bad light at 6pm in the middle of summer meme.

>>63337075
Memes aside, hes great batsman

>>63337031
Used to be the young kid with heaps of potential.
Now he's just the guy with heaps of potential.
Soon he'll be the old guy still with potential.

>>63337031
Only averages 37 in first class cricket, IRC.

Time to pay attention lads, it's the Bunning's Warehouse Analyser

>>63337152
A*

>>63336908
4 was the last good one
Blops 1 and WaW were passable
everything else after 4 is pure shit
>>63336976
MW2 did more damage to the state of fps multiplayer than anything else in that gen and was only fun if you were being a shitcunt exploiting glitches and ruining everyone else's game

>>63337173

Is Based Bunnings in PP?

>>63337152
>>63337178

It's all good David, we know you're a little tired. Just enjoy the tea break.

>>63337168
Like Phil Hughes is a dead guy who potential, right?

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>>63337169
not terrible, but not Test standard

>>63337145
>akimbo 1887s
Haha oh fuck I forgot about that.

>tfw want to fap but dont want the room to smell like fap because mum is coming home soon

wat do

>>63337210
I have a friend who works at our local Tbh

>>63337214
Thanks for that твн ғαм

>>63337234
fap out the window

>>63337214
>мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт

>>63337234
Save yourself for when she gets home

>>63337234
do you live in a one room apartment with your mother

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David Warner 200 before stumps tonight

why can't Indians into test cricket?
that stadium looks more than half empty

>>63337169
Australia couldn't find someone with a higher average to bat no.3? I mean, with NZ, and other nations, we pick the best of what we have. Of course we often lose to Australia, but they always seemed to have a squad of people that really battled to get into the side to begin with through being in good 1st class form. Could be wrong I guess.

>I'm not a guy that has a lot of routines
Like routinely scoring runs?

>>63337214
>tfw starting using "твн ғαм" in messages when talking to people outside 4chan recently without even thinking
>tfw someone recently pulled me up on it
baka you guys

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>mfw the Kiwis thought they were going to win

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>>63337080

>Cod2 was the GOAT

fucking ay

>memeing it up on bolt only servers with the Kar98k

such good memories

>>63337234

stop jerking it in your mum's bedroom

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>>63337296
>mfw the Aussies thought they were going to win

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all memes aside, why isn't Maxwell playing in this test?

>>63337296
holly desu

>>63337296
Can confirm the only kiwis who thought >we were going to win were the Blackcaps themselves, if that.

>>63337278

Yeah, but we're only playing New Zealand

>>63337314

you dont even like Rugby, statsautist

>>63337320
because all memes are aside

>>63337220
Yeah, you kind of have to feel for guys like Hodges and Lehmann who average 55+ in FC but got hardly any games for Australia. If they were still playing now they would walk into the current side.

>>63337278
they are just giving him a shot, he is an underachiever at this point in his career. Definitely not the best we have at 3

>>63337276
>BrisBANE

>>63337276

English and Saffas only care about tests because it's all they're good at, Asians only care about ODIs because it's all they're good at, West Indies stopped giving a fuck a long time ago. Only Australia follows all forms of cricket.

What's Englel's chances of chasing down the Paki's?

>>63337350
look at how long it took for Rogers to crack the side with his record

>>63337347
Just like how Adam Gilchrist was only ever going to be good in ODIs, right?

>channel 9 with their shitty rip-off of ABC's Q&A

disgusting desu

>>63337380
nope

>>63337371
>tfw WI will never be good at cricket again

>>63337380
4%

Are you the deluded cunt that was saying anything below 300 would be easy yesterday?

>>63337371
I'm unironically looking forward to the BBL.

>>63337350
>Brad Hodge has a Test average of 55.88 and a top score of 204*

Another few test and he could have been better than Sachin

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>>63337380
slim, but possible if Taylor/Cook/Root all chip in with a solid 75 or so, which could be a good chance

>yfw this NZ pushover series lets Australia keep all these mediocre batsmen in for the English seamers
>slaughter

fuck

>>63337328
lol. That and building up the self-esteem after being anally ravaged by England for so long

>SLIPSWELL

>>63337410
that was some other seppo

>>63337380
Possible, but pretty small. 4th innings, good total.

>>63337380
very high chances, all they need is one solid partnership, pakistan were at least 40 runs shorts

>>63337426
English seamers are only good in England

>>63337436
Golden

>>63337397
muh refugees

>>63337439
Found him lmao >>63337450

>>63337460
you wanna bet me?

>>63337450
New to cricket, I see

You know, i quite like that new Commonwealth Bank ad desu

Trent Boult has the face of a rat твн ғαм

>>63337450
>very high chances
>of chasing down 280
>in the fourth
>in asia
>against the best spinner in the world
>the highest they have ever chased being 209
>against bangladesh

"no"

>>63337450
>>63337478

Unironically thinks chasing 300 on day 5 is like scoring 300 on day 1

>tfw praying for a wicket because bored

Craig looks like he just stepped outa 1948

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>>63337497
TRNT BLT

>>63337500
>>63337509
240 is what the need.

>>63337531
That is a 10/10 in NZ

Disgusting desu

>>63337509
No he was saying because England got 300 in the 4th in dubai it would be easy

Which is retarded because this pitch was turning on day 1, Dubai wasn't. Pakistan got bundled in the first day on this pitch, it's not gonna be easy.

>>63337531
Wheres the bottom half of his face senpai

Is David Waughner related to Steve Waughner?

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>>63337452
UAE averages this tour

Anderson: 15.61
Broad: 27.28
Wood: 28.33

including the 1st test which was a complete road

>>63337397
whoever thought allowing Mark Latham and Jaquie Lambie what is basically just a mouthing off soapbox was a good idea should be fired

>>63337534
It's not gonna happen m8, this is coming from an England supporter. I'll be impressed if they get within 100 runs of it.

koala out in the next two overs

>>63337551
C U C K

>>63337531
what an ugly cunt and what a shit haircut

>>63337551
the only impressive average there is Anderson's and he is by far your best bowler

The qt3.14 at the chip shop threw in a cheeky couple of potato scallops lads, you think she likes me?

>>63337500
240 with 8 wickets in hand
they have to score at a run rate of 2.6666
just let Cock block away and build partnerships with Taylor/Root and Stokes

>>63337301
thats where the panties and dildos are though

>>63337598
Stokes is dead m8

>>63337596
probably done by the balding, overweight 53 year old working the fryer tb h

>>63337596
>eating garbage from a fucking chip shop and being a virgin
Explosive kek

Akari, you here babe?

>>63337588
yes, but they're in unfriendly conditions

and your bowlers ain't doing much better desu

>>63337596
>>63337596

Yes. You should go back to the store and just stand outside it until she finishes her shift, occasionally looking through the window and smiling. Chicks love that.

>>63337598
why would you want a beer brand in your partnership family?

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>>63337531
reminds me of KD Lang t b h

>>63337657
yeah m8

>>63337598
>>63337500
>>63337447
Problem isn't really the total. It's definitely possible we'll get there if all the people who are capable of performing perform.

The problem is if we look like we're actually gonna get there the Pakis will start timewasting supermode against like they did in test 1. It'll be a draw. We won't win.

Is Patrician Metal Daniel in the motherfucking house?

>>63337650
m8 I've fucked over 30 women

>tfw no gf to cuddle and watch chest matches with

Would you pay to watch a video of a girl dressed in white cricket garb telling you seductively she's gonna blow out your middle stump ?

Asking for a friend

>>63337672
m8 thats ed kavalee

>>63336982
oh fuck

>>63337695
see >>63337702

>>63337704
yep

>>63337704
only if it were elyse/holly to be honest family

saw the cutest eurasian girl at iga yesterday

she legit had a nice rack and a nice phat little booty

damn

hello

>>63337695
Tbh I don't even like metal that much, it's kinda for children.

just got home from work desu lads

how has the day's threads been?

>>63337793
hi

No bully pls

>>63336638
Starc

>>63337761
Should have said hi
No girl blames a guy for trying

>>63337812
BIG STRONG AMERICAN WATCHES AUSTRALIAN SPORTS

>>63337812
go fuck yourself fat cunt

I unironically sat for an extra half an hour at uni yesterday because there was a chick with a ridiculous ass on the phone walking around in front of me

I had my sunglasses on and was pretending to be asleep but I was staring the whole time.

I thought she would go after a few minutes but she was there for fucking ages, actually made me late.

>ctrl-f desu
>262 results

shake my head to be honest onii-senpai

WALLOP

>>63337822
she was with her dad

>>63336671
pasadena girl m8

>>63337812
how was your day?

Ťbh WAAĹLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>>63337806
are you me m8?

why do australians and new zealanders look so inbred?

>>63337829
australians are literally more obese than americans though

>>63337849
Sure m8 youre a virgin chip shop stalker

>>63337865
based convict genetics m8

>>63337854
Decent, drank beers and applied for jobs. You?

>>63337865

BSA ALERT

BSA ALERT

BSA ALERT

I SPOTTED HIM FIRST YOU CUNTS

>>63337890
>not getting the first reply

-1 BSA points for you m8

>tfw I have to shave my beard because its starting to get itchy

>>63337890
>>63337909
There is two of us

>>63337865
>BSA baffled by sight of white sportsmen.

>>63337916
BIG HAIRY AMERICAN

ALright lads, get a BSA trip, and i'll tally who gets the first reply to every BSA post

>>63337916
>tfw you can relate to a BSA
feels like cumming to be honest family

>>63337865
>not knowing this is what white people look like

>tfw riding behind a girl that wears lycra leggings and you can see her g string through the leggings

damn

>>63337852
Smart thinking m8
She's gonna love the wet

Yo okay so can one of the BSAs ITT please do us a favour and pull some more from the boreball thread

When the mlb thread hits 500 (>>63317093), cross link this thread and say "new thread here"

They're so thick they won't even know the difference, and they'll all start posting!

But it has to be an american flag otherwise they won't follow

>>63337953
>trying to insult a BSA
-1 flagcred to be desu

Dat Wallop

will khawaja stop being 'le get a start and get out' man?

LOPWAL

Why do girls wear leggings with a thong when they know guys are going to be staring at them all the time?

>bowling pies to khawaja so he scores some runs and gets retained for the series

nice losing to win strategy from mcfuckingmeme

>>63337983
I'm Australian

>>63337995
Virgin spotted

>>63337995
you answered yourself

>>63338014
But why would they want guys staring at them like pieces of meat?

>>63338014
based bsa

>>63338017
Thats how they control you

Has a test nation ever play a 1st spinner in their top 4 bowlers as bad as Merk Crig?

>>63338017
Pocock plz go

>>63338017
It's the only power they'll ever know

>>63338024
How though?

>>63338040
What are you gay senpai?

>>63338031
why was he running his mouth in the papers all week, too?

The cunt is fucking terrible

>>63338039
But every time you hear a girl talking about wearing leggings or a thong they say it makes them feel sexy and it's comfortable. What does that have to do with controlling men?

>>63337841
baka desu senpai ...

>review in the loo

>>63338031
>you now remember every spinner australia had between warne and hauritz

http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/650188653/porn-webm#bottom

Matt confirmed /b/tard

if anyone wants free money, draw is paying $4, you'd wana get in on it today

http://www.fox5ny.com/good-day/44304546-story

Based Warnie helping BSAs learn Cricket :)

>>63338077
Daring synthesis
Well executed Amerifriend

>>63338090
I have free money, why would I want to take the risk of losing my free money to win more free money?

>>63338090

already called that when it was @ $5.20 this morning you dumbcunt

Is Khawaja the greatest abo cricketer ever?

>>63338061
If they feel "sexy" its because they know guys will be staring

They want guys to stare. They know society puts pussy on a pedestal and you cant touch or say shit to women these days. gives them power

>>63338113
there is no risk, this match is going to get rained out

>>63338125
that would be gillespie lad

>>63338125
Darren Lehmann desu

KANE?

Shit day of cricket. Fuck New Zealand for not being competitive. I'm legitimately angry at his shit they are.

>>63338153
based krazykreja

>>63338126
But pussy is boring. I just like looking at nice asses in lycra. I know under that lycra is a smelly and possibly hairy pussy and asshole that is attached to a boring air head cunt that isn't worth the time of day.

>>63338110
wow that's terrible

"the batsman is like a goalie?"

i need to lose my virginity

can someone donate to my paypal so i can go pay for an escort?

mark waugh was objectively the best slip fielder of all time

what's the longest /cric/ has gone without fapping?
9 months here

fuck this

Gonna go watch SA

Le New Black Man has got Kohli for 1

>>63338197
12 years lad

mark greatcatch

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>>63338138
this anon is correct

>>63338210
lol

>>63338202
>ODI
zzzzzzzzz

>>63338240
>being THIS fucking casual

loving this "captaincy" from kekullum

>>63338240
disregard, I'm retarded

>>63338202
dhawan and kohli out for shit all lol
india gon get raped desu

>>63336812
KEK
E
K

>>63338261
he better get fined so much
they're only 60 overs through fuck

>>63338322
gotta readjust the field 3 times an over minimum m8

He must have some itchy balls

>1/285
i don't think this semen slurping sport is for me...

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HA HA TIME FOR PIES

>>63338322
really, holy fuck and we would normally be at ends day play in 10 minutes

>>63338372
hour and 10 minutes m8

CAN'T CORNER THE WARNER

NZ are literally going to concede a double century on day 1 for the 2nd match in a row.

>le point to the sky man

Why is it that being in a position like captain or vice-captain, can make a batsman improve immeasurably from before he didn't get that role?

Or is Smith and Warner just elite?

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>>63338404

>1st test draw
>2nd test Aus
>3rd test NZ

zzzzz

>>63338411
both elite m8

>>63338390
I forgot they are playing in backwards as fuck Queensland

Will Warner score 200?

>>63338411
responsibility seems to do a lot for him surprisingly, he's stayed focused and not played any stupid shots

aus should just try to meme now if theres rain about

>>63338440
Will Warner is an actor and director, known for The Bridgewater Murders (2012), The Exile (2011) and Girls Gone Gangsta (2009) m8

>australia will unironically have a drawn series on home soil
embarrassing

>>63338440
Will Warner is a poet m8

>>63338452
Should be memeing anyway with our position in this game. Just pile on another quick 150 and send them in to bat early tomorrow.

Will Cock score 100 and save England?

>>63338452
What does that even mean you retarded faggot?

Should i order dominos pizza /cric/?

>>63338411
warner was batting really fucking well on the 5th Ashes test, he's a pretty elite batsmen

What's the difference between New Zealand and my girlfriend?

New Zealand sucks.

I hate when the commentators call wickets "poles"

>kekullum brings back southee now with the new ball due in 13 overs

>>63338515
will cook is a writer m8

>>63338521
I'd rather shit in my hands and clap tbqh

>>63338519
It's autistic for "declare"

>>63338515
Will Cook was eaten by cannibals lad

>>63338523

pls leave

>that one ball three feet down the leg side

kek

>>63338511
I think smith will want to bat longer than that, I expect 500-550 to be the target

>>63338519
freshie detected

>>63338527
i hate cherries desu

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>>63338515
William Wilcock is a marine geophysicist m8

link stream please

NOT OUT

>>63338555
Haven't been here since the ashes, starting to remember why.

r9k 2.0 in this place. Just underage memeing