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/cric/ Australia v NZ Gamethread #3

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Sad Broad edition
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>>63336290
anime
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>numbered matchthreads

autism
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>>63336290
first for lfwrlabm
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Based Joshy Reynolds edition
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>>63336290
Another 4 run ball
Christ NZ
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>>63336321
freshcunt spotted
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australia will be all out for 250
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>Daniel will dox someone and now we'll have two forced kiwi personalities

Not a great time to be alive m8s
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Real thread here

>>63336294
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>>63336353
kek
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The Gabba looks like a poor man's MCG
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Which one lads?
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>>63336360
Please dont
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>>63336360
this one was made first senpai
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D A V I D
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Smith won't feel comfortably declaring on anything less than 1000 :)
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>what sort of field placement you want family
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>>63336386
Left
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>>63336412
Literally >let's get this baby to 1000
Good innings Tbh
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>>63336417
JUST KIWI MY GAME UP
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>>63336417
JUST
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holy shit this is boring as fuck

can't wait for big bash
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I wish the word filter would fuck off desu' senpai'
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>>63336464
WAH NO ONE IS USING MY THREAD THIS IS SO BORING WAAAAAHHH
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>1000 drivers off the road
>somehow a bad thing

Channel 9 also gonna give tips to not lose your license which won't include the best thing, which is driving safely and breaking the law
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>>63336464
check ur last fm inbox
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>>63336417
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>>63336482
Has there ever been a trip who wasnt autistic?
SQ
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>>63336511
me desu
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when did """captaincy""" become just move your field every ball
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IT takes a special kind of sperg to make a facebook page for the sole purpose of photoshopping scorecards that anyone can just look up on the internet. Jesus
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Brayshaw shit-talked the brown man Bushman Koala until he hit a couple of boundaries.
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S T A T S
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42nd for Krazy Khawaja
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NOT OUT
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>>63336483
It's so satisfying when some bogan cunt wraps his car around a pole doing 100 in a 60 zone and everyone goes on about how HE WOZ A GOOD BOY, DINDU NUFFIN.
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>>63336548
That fat cunt is only of the most pathetic people in the country
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who /mamashrimp/ here?
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>>63336569
JUST
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>>63336575
What sucks though how is everyone calls for speed limits to be lowered despite the fact they were going excessively fast to start with
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>>63336598
FUCK
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>>63336575
I like that guy in the ad for the story how he says he doesn't want to see people lose their jobs over it.

I mean honestly it is their fault for breaking the law in the first place.
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Khawaja's been in the nervous 27s for a while now.
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boring
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Imagine if we played this sport, how many years until we dominate it?
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>>63336548
>JRickard

Oh fuck this cunt, just when I thought I escaped him after AFL being done and now this shit.
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>>63336598
MAORI
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Who would have the biggest cock in the Australian team?
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mfw Toyota is telling our cricketers to do a Toyota jump for their replay
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>>63336625
post shemales senpai
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>>63336548
>>63336581
"continues"
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>>63336626
never, for the fact your country isn't white
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I'm a raging faggot
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>>63336653
Indians are fairly good at it and they aren't white
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who you backing in the oaks?
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>>63336638
Hazlewood
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>>63336638
Lyon desu
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>>63336595
Here lad.
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>>63336626
You have to be able to England to play this sport
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>>63336581
>>63336628
https://au.linkedin.com/pub/josh-rickard/60/a4/923
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>>63336666
>Indians are fairly good at it

>implying
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>>63336698
To what?
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so about the rugby
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How was your daily glass of /milk/ today lads?
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>>63336666

1.2 billion people and they play nothing else
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>>63336666
shiny
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>gayfl

https://twitter.com/Straffo

who /mwnn/ here?
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khawaja related to kyrgios?
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>>63336726
I'm not a baby. I don't drink milk.
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>>63336726
tasted like semen
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who /beat the boss/ here?
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>>63336718

*beat England
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>>63336704
>Social media manager

I'd off myself if I was ever defined by that title.
The guy who put down being a 4chan janitor on his resume at least had a laugh, this is just depressing
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>>63336760
At? We are better than them at literally all sports
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>>63336718

Beat England obviously.

If you can't understand posts with words missing then how do you ever expect to dominate test match cricket?
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>>63336767
It is a serious job though

Any company that wants to succeed nowadays needs to be active on social media in some way
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Anyone still play Donny B here?

PS3 died so haven't played in months. Just ordered the limited edition for a tenner. Can't wait to get back to it desu.
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>>63336780
Throwing rocks at the crew of Top Gear isn't a sport.
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>>63336666

Neither are you.

>obligatory
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>Memecullum
>captain
>fields in close

fucking hate this cunt
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>>63336780
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Talk about fucking D O M I N A T I O N
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L A D S
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why is my dick so much smaller than most guys?
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>>63336767
Social Media Manager for 'less than a year'

He literally got kicked out of his job managing the social media of a tiny company
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>>63336787
English is not my first language and I was making fun of how dumb Aussies are
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>>63336704
is this MWNN?
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daily reminder that memecullum is unironically a better captain than smith
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>>63336820
Didn't he bitch out of being wicket keeper after his batting when bad?
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>>63336834
Cuz you're a fucking memeing cunt
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>fielding silly short leg
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>>63336834
sedentary lifestyle, low testosterone, bad genetics

don't worry though, have a peak at the urinal at the pub next time and you will notice that most guys don't have big dicks. They just don't give a fuck
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>>63336730
top fucking kek
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Should i get CoD: Black Ops 3?
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>>63336884
Yes
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>>63336860
COME ON GUYS

IT'S 2015
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>>63336884
No
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>>63336884
Maybe
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>>63336884
The CoD games stopped being any good after modern warfare 3

Or maybe I just got old
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>>63336884
Maybe
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>>63336856
this

Guys will always joke about having that big dick and while it can be true when they are erect, most men are small when flaccid and usually even when erect. and small is below or at the average
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Little Davey doing well
what a sportsman
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>>63336884
no get MGS 5
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Will Craig get a century?
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>>63336912
>>63336908
>>63336907
>>63336903
>>63336896

Should i get it just for zombies then?
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>>63336919
>getting the meme game of the year

No thanks MGS is overrated as fuck as well
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Fuck lads pick an excuse for me

- homebabbies
- flat track babbies
- bat first babbies
- don't even care about this sport
- all part of mccullum's elite master plan
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you are
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>>63336936
Just get FO4 and The Old Hunters
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>>63336908
I agree.

Cod4 was great. MW2 was the shit. MW3 was sort of meh.
Didnt get another one.

I prefer battlefield these days for those type of games
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>>63336548
>>63336581
>>63336628
>>63336647
>>63336704
>>63336767
>>63336844
You wouldnt fucking believe it lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W9_myyY0mA#t=23m30s
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>>63336963
all above the last one
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>>63336961
Not that poster, but I have the game and I think it's really fun to play. Bit repetitive at times but generally an all round good game. Nice to play something that isn't MUH HALO MUH DESTINY MUH COD MUH FPS
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>>63336963
>literally 5th most popular niche sport in NZ
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>>63336963
Just because your bowlers can't reach 135km/h doesn't make the pitch a flat track
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>>63336860
he looks so fucking smug
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>>63336975
already got FO4 on order m8, the pip-boy edition even.
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>>63336963
Cairnsy made an offer too good to refuse.
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LE TEA TIME HAND SHAKE BOYS
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I'll never get used to being 6 overs behind the pace on day 1 after only one wicket falling being considered normal.
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>>63336321
>not showing your thread number so the BSAs can see how relevant your sport is

that sweater needs knitting m8
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>>63336963
memecity babbies desu senpai
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never heard of this Khawaja (sp?) guy.
he must be hot shit if he is batting 3 for straya.
is he
?????????????
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>>63337031
Yeah man, Bushman Koala is a pretty big guy (4u).

Just watch him man, he is gonna go on to great things
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>>63337010
>Memecullum changing the field so much means less time for AUS to score
Meme tactic desu.
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>>63337031
""No""
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>>63336386
Dana Vespoli has a killer Gangbang Auditions scene from when she was younger
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Didn't know there was a Beach House song in an ad lads
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you're only winning because we're the new pakistan
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>>63337047
Remember, they will just make up lost overs at the end of the day
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literally a living meme
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reminder that this ape is unironically vice captain
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>>63336976
>>63336908

holy fucking shit. The amount of casualness you cunts are showing is disgusting

Cod2 was the GOAT
Cod4 was breddy good

Everything after that was unplayable casual filth

who here /cybergamer/ ?
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test
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>>63337070
axxo > yify
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>>63337093
Yeah m8, day 1.
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>>63337031
it's just that Ponting and Chapell have been shilling for him for the past ~6 years
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>>63337093
ODI
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>>63337075
>shit up squid tits

good lad
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>>63336860
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>>63337080
MW2 was great fun before the nerfs
>akimbo 1887s
>care package smoke grenade sprinting glitch
>akimbo rangers
>javelin glitch

Those spec ops missions were pretty fun split-screen too.


>>63337069
Forgot you don't have the bad light at 6pm in the middle of summer meme.
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>>63337075
Memes aside, hes great batsman
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>>63337031
Used to be the young kid with heaps of potential.
Now he's just the guy with heaps of potential.
Soon he'll be the old guy still with potential.
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>>63337031
Only averages 37 in first class cricket, IRC.
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Time to pay attention lads, it's the Bunning's Warehouse Analyser
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>>63337152
A*
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>>63336908
4 was the last good one
Blops 1 and WaW were passable
everything else after 4 is pure shit
>>63336976
MW2 did more damage to the state of fps multiplayer than anything else in that gen and was only fun if you were being a shitcunt exploiting glitches and ruining everyone else's game
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>>63337173

Is Based Bunnings in PP?
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>>63337152
>>63337178

It's all good David, we know you're a little tired. Just enjoy the tea break.
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>>63337168
Like Phil Hughes is a dead guy who potential, right?
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>>63337169
not terrible, but not Test standard
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>>63337145
>akimbo 1887s
Haha oh fuck I forgot about that.
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>tfw want to fap but dont want the room to smell like fap because mum is coming home soon

wat do
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>>63337210
I have a friend who works at our local Tbh
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>>63337214
Thanks for that твн ғαм
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>>63337234
fap out the window
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>>63337214
>мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт мαғ нвт
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>>63337234
Save yourself for when she gets home
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>>63337234
do you live in a one room apartment with your mother
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David Warner 200 before stumps tonight
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why can't Indians into test cricket?
that stadium looks more than half empty
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>>63337169
Australia couldn't find someone with a higher average to bat no.3? I mean, with NZ, and other nations, we pick the best of what we have. Of course we often lose to Australia, but they always seemed to have a squad of people that really battled to get into the side to begin with through being in good 1st class form. Could be wrong I guess.
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>I'm not a guy that has a lot of routines
Like routinely scoring runs?
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>>63337214
>tfw starting using "твн ғαм" in messages when talking to people outside 4chan recently without even thinking
>tfw someone recently pulled me up on it
baka you guys
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>mfw the Kiwis thought they were going to win
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>>63337080

>Cod2 was the GOAT

fucking ay

>memeing it up on bolt only servers with the Kar98k

such good memories
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>>63337234

stop jerking it in your mum's bedroom
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>>63337296
>mfw the Aussies thought they were going to win
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all memes aside, why isn't Maxwell playing in this test?
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>>63337296
holly desu
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>>63337296
Can confirm the only kiwis who thought >we were going to win were the Blackcaps themselves, if that.
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>>63337278

Yeah, but we're only playing New Zealand
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>>63337314

you dont even like Rugby, statsautist
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>>63337320
because all memes are aside
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>>63337220
Yeah, you kind of have to feel for guys like Hodges and Lehmann who average 55+ in FC but got hardly any games for Australia. If they were still playing now they would walk into the current side.
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>>63337278
they are just giving him a shot, he is an underachiever at this point in his career. Definitely not the best we have at 3
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>>63337276
>BrisBANE
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>>63337276

English and Saffas only care about tests because it's all they're good at, Asians only care about ODIs because it's all they're good at, West Indies stopped giving a fuck a long time ago. Only Australia follows all forms of cricket.
>>
What's Englel's chances of chasing down the Paki's?
>>
>>63337350
look at how long it took for Rogers to crack the side with his record
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>>63337347
Just like how Adam Gilchrist was only ever going to be good in ODIs, right?
>>
>channel 9 with their shitty rip-off of ABC's Q&A

disgusting desu
>>
>>63337380
nope
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>>63337371
>tfw WI will never be good at cricket again
>>
>>63337380
4%

Are you the deluded cunt that was saying anything below 300 would be easy yesterday?
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>>63337371
I'm unironically looking forward to the BBL.
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>>63337350
>Brad Hodge has a Test average of 55.88 and a top score of 204*

Another few test and he could have been better than Sachin
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>>63337380
slim, but possible if Taylor/Cook/Root all chip in with a solid 75 or so, which could be a good chance

>yfw this NZ pushover series lets Australia keep all these mediocre batsmen in for the English seamers
>slaughter
>>
fuck
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>>63337328
lol. That and building up the self-esteem after being anally ravaged by England for so long
>>
>SLIPSWELL
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>>63337410
that was some other seppo
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>>63337380
Possible, but pretty small. 4th innings, good total.
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>>63337380
very high chances, all they need is one solid partnership, pakistan were at least 40 runs shorts
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>>63337426
English seamers are only good in England
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>>63337436
Golden
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>>63337397
muh refugees
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>>63337439
Found him lmao >>63337450
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>>63337460
you wanna bet me?
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>>63337450
New to cricket, I see
>>
You know, i quite like that new Commonwealth Bank ad desu
>>
Trent Boult has the face of a rat твн ғαм
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>>63337450
>very high chances
>of chasing down 280
>in the fourth
>in asia
>against the best spinner in the world
>the highest they have ever chased being 209
>against bangladesh

"no"
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>>63337450
>>63337478

Unironically thinks chasing 300 on day 5 is like scoring 300 on day 1
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>tfw praying for a wicket because bored
>>
Craig looks like he just stepped outa 1948
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>>63337497
TRNT BLT
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>>63337500
>>63337509
240 is what the need.
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>>63337531
That is a 10/10 in NZ

Disgusting desu
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>>63337509
No he was saying because England got 300 in the 4th in dubai it would be easy

Which is retarded because this pitch was turning on day 1, Dubai wasn't. Pakistan got bundled in the first day on this pitch, it's not gonna be easy.
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>>63337531
Wheres the bottom half of his face senpai
>>
Is David Waughner related to Steve Waughner?
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>>63337452
UAE averages this tour

Anderson: 15.61
Broad: 27.28
Wood: 28.33

including the 1st test which was a complete road
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>>63337397
whoever thought allowing Mark Latham and Jaquie Lambie what is basically just a mouthing off soapbox was a good idea should be fired
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>>63337534
It's not gonna happen m8, this is coming from an England supporter. I'll be impressed if they get within 100 runs of it.
>>
koala out in the next two overs
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>>63337551
C U C K
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>>63337531
what an ugly cunt and what a shit haircut
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>>63337551
the only impressive average there is Anderson's and he is by far your best bowler
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The qt3.14 at the chip shop threw in a cheeky couple of potato scallops lads, you think she likes me?
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>>63337500
240 with 8 wickets in hand
they have to score at a run rate of 2.6666
just let Cock block away and build partnerships with Taylor/Root and Stokes
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>>63337301
thats where the panties and dildos are though
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>>63337598
Stokes is dead m8
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>>63337596
probably done by the balding, overweight 53 year old working the fryer tb h
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>>63337596
>eating garbage from a fucking chip shop and being a virgin
Explosive kek
>>
Akari, you here babe?
>>
>>63337588
yes, but they're in unfriendly conditions

and your bowlers ain't doing much better desu
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>>63337596
>>63337596

Yes. You should go back to the store and just stand outside it until she finishes her shift, occasionally looking through the window and smiling. Chicks love that.
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>>63337598
why would you want a beer brand in your partnership family?
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>>63337531
reminds me of KD Lang t b h
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>>63337657
yeah m8
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>>63337598
>>63337500
>>63337447
Problem isn't really the total. It's definitely possible we'll get there if all the people who are capable of performing perform.

The problem is if we look like we're actually gonna get there the Pakis will start timewasting supermode against like they did in test 1. It'll be a draw. We won't win.
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Is Patrician Metal Daniel in the motherfucking house?
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>>63337650
m8 I've fucked over 30 women
>>
>tfw no gf to cuddle and watch chest matches with
>>
Would you pay to watch a video of a girl dressed in white cricket garb telling you seductively she's gonna blow out your middle stump ?

Asking for a friend
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>>63337672
m8 thats ed kavalee
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>>63336982
oh fuck
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>>63337695
see >>63337702
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>>63337704
yep
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>>63337704
only if it were elyse/holly to be honest family
>>
saw the cutest eurasian girl at iga yesterday

she legit had a nice rack and a nice phat little booty

damn
>>
hello
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>>63337695
Tbh I don't even like metal that much, it's kinda for children.
>>
just got home from work desu lads

how has the day's threads been?
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>>63337793
hi

No bully pls
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>>63336638
Starc
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>>63337761
Should have said hi
No girl blames a guy for trying
>>
>>63337812
BIG STRONG AMERICAN WATCHES AUSTRALIAN SPORTS
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>>63337812
go fuck yourself fat cunt
>>
I unironically sat for an extra half an hour at uni yesterday because there was a chick with a ridiculous ass on the phone walking around in front of me

I had my sunglasses on and was pretending to be asleep but I was staring the whole time.

I thought she would go after a few minutes but she was there for fucking ages, actually made me late.
>>
>ctrl-f desu
>262 results

shake my head to be honest onii-senpai
>>
WALLOP
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>>63337822
she was with her dad
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>>63336671
pasadena girl m8
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>>63337812
how was your day?
>>
Ťbh WAAĹLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
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>>63337806
are you me m8?
>>
why do australians and new zealanders look so inbred?
>>
>>63337829
australians are literally more obese than americans though
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>>63337849
Sure m8 youre a virgin chip shop stalker
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>>63337865
based convict genetics m8
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>>63337854
Decent, drank beers and applied for jobs. You?
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>>63337865

BSA ALERT

BSA ALERT

BSA ALERT

I SPOTTED HIM FIRST YOU CUNTS
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>>63337890
>not getting the first reply

-1 BSA points for you m8
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>tfw I have to shave my beard because its starting to get itchy
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>>63337890
>>63337909
There is two of us
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>>63337865
>BSA baffled by sight of white sportsmen.
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>>63337916
BIG HAIRY AMERICAN
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ALright lads, get a BSA trip, and i'll tally who gets the first reply to every BSA post
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>>63337916
>tfw you can relate to a BSA
feels like cumming to be honest family
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>>63337865
>not knowing this is what white people look like
>>
>tfw riding behind a girl that wears lycra leggings and you can see her g string through the leggings

damn
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>>63337852
Smart thinking m8
She's gonna love the wet
>>
Yo okay so can one of the BSAs ITT please do us a favour and pull some more from the boreball thread

When the mlb thread hits 500 (>>63317093), cross link this thread and say "new thread here"

They're so thick they won't even know the difference, and they'll all start posting!

But it has to be an american flag otherwise they won't follow
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>>63337953
>trying to insult a BSA
-1 flagcred to be desu
>>
Dat Wallop
>>
will khawaja stop being 'le get a start and get out' man?
>>
LOPWAL
>>
Why do girls wear leggings with a thong when they know guys are going to be staring at them all the time?
>>
>bowling pies to khawaja so he scores some runs and gets retained for the series

nice losing to win strategy from mcfuckingmeme
>>
>>63337983
I'm Australian
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>>63337995
Virgin spotted
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>>63337995
you answered yourself
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>>63338014
But why would they want guys staring at them like pieces of meat?
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>>63338014
based bsa
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>>63338017
Thats how they control you
>>
Has a test nation ever play a 1st spinner in their top 4 bowlers as bad as Merk Crig?
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>>63338017
Pocock plz go
>>
>>63338017
It's the only power they'll ever know
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>>63338024
How though?
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>>63338040
What are you gay senpai?
>>
>>63338031
why was he running his mouth in the papers all week, too?

The cunt is fucking terrible
>>
>>63338039
But every time you hear a girl talking about wearing leggings or a thong they say it makes them feel sexy and it's comfortable. What does that have to do with controlling men?
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>>63337841
baka desu senpai ...
>>
>review in the loo
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>>63338031
>you now remember every spinner australia had between warne and hauritz
>>
http://boards.4chan.org/b/thread/650188653/porn-webm#bottom

Matt confirmed /b/tard
>>
if anyone wants free money, draw is paying $4, you'd wana get in on it today
>>
http://www.fox5ny.com/good-day/44304546-story

Based Warnie helping BSAs learn Cricket :)
>>
>>63338077
Daring synthesis
Well executed Amerifriend
>>
>>63338090
I have free money, why would I want to take the risk of losing my free money to win more free money?
>>
>>63338090

already called that when it was @ $5.20 this morning you dumbcunt
>>
Is Khawaja the greatest abo cricketer ever?
>>
>>63338061
If they feel "sexy" its because they know guys will be staring

They want guys to stare. They know society puts pussy on a pedestal and you cant touch or say shit to women these days. gives them power
>>
>>63338113
there is no risk, this match is going to get rained out
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>>63338125
that would be gillespie lad
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>>63338125
Darren Lehmann desu
>>
KANE?
>>
Shit day of cricket. Fuck New Zealand for not being competitive. I'm legitimately angry at his shit they are.
>>
>>63338153
based krazykreja
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>>63338126
But pussy is boring. I just like looking at nice asses in lycra. I know under that lycra is a smelly and possibly hairy pussy and asshole that is attached to a boring air head cunt that isn't worth the time of day.
>>
>>63338110
wow that's terrible

"the batsman is like a goalie?"
>>
i need to lose my virginity

can someone donate to my paypal so i can go pay for an escort?
>>
mark waugh was objectively the best slip fielder of all time
>>
what's the longest /cric/ has gone without fapping?
9 months here
>>
fuck this

Gonna go watch SA

Le New Black Man has got Kohli for 1
>>
>>63338197
12 years lad
>>
mark greatcatch
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>>63338138
this anon is correct
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>>63338210
lol
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>>63338202
>ODI
zzzzzzzzz
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>>63338240
>being THIS fucking casual
>>
loving this "captaincy" from kekullum
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>>63338240
disregard, I'm retarded
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>>63338202
dhawan and kohli out for shit all lol
india gon get raped desu
>>
>>63336812
KEK
E
K
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>>63338261
he better get fined so much
they're only 60 overs through fuck
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>>63338322
gotta readjust the field 3 times an over minimum m8
>>
He must have some itchy balls
>>
>1/285
i don't think this semen slurping sport is for me...
>>
HA HA TIME FOR PIES
>>
>>63338322
really, holy fuck and we would normally be at ends day play in 10 minutes
>>
>>63338372
hour and 10 minutes m8
>>
CAN'T CORNER THE WARNER
>>
NZ are literally going to concede a double century on day 1 for the 2nd match in a row.
>>
>le point to the sky man
>>
Why is it that being in a position like captain or vice-captain, can make a batsman improve immeasurably from before he didn't get that role?

Or is Smith and Warner just elite?
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>>63338404
>>
>1st test draw
>2nd test Aus
>3rd test NZ

zzzzz
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>>63338411
both elite m8
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>>63338390
I forgot they are playing in backwards as fuck Queensland
>>
Will Warner score 200?
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>>63338411
responsibility seems to do a lot for him surprisingly, he's stayed focused and not played any stupid shots
>>
aus should just try to meme now if theres rain about
>>
>>63338440
Will Warner is an actor and director, known for The Bridgewater Murders (2012), The Exile (2011) and Girls Gone Gangsta (2009) m8
>>
>australia will unironically have a drawn series on home soil
embarrassing
>>
>>63338440
Will Warner is a poet m8
>>
>>63338452
Should be memeing anyway with our position in this game. Just pile on another quick 150 and send them in to bat early tomorrow.
>>
Will Cock score 100 and save England?
>>
>>63338452
What does that even mean you retarded faggot?
>>
Should i order dominos pizza /cric/?
>>
>>63338411
warner was batting really fucking well on the 5th Ashes test, he's a pretty elite batsmen
>>
What's the difference between New Zealand and my girlfriend?

New Zealand sucks.
>>
I hate when the commentators call wickets "poles"
>>
>kekullum brings back southee now with the new ball due in 13 overs
>>
>>63338515
will cook is a writer m8
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>>63338521
I'd rather shit in my hands and clap tbqh
>>
>>63338519
It's autistic for "declare"
>>
>>63338515
Will Cook was eaten by cannibals lad
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>>63338523

pls leave
>>
>that one ball three feet down the leg side

kek
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>>63338511
I think smith will want to bat longer than that, I expect 500-550 to be the target
>>
>>63338519
freshie detected

>>63338527
i hate cherries desu
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>>63338515
William Wilcock is a marine geophysicist m8
>>
link stream please
>>
NOT OUT
>>
>>63338555
Haven't been here since the ashes, starting to remember why.

r9k 2.0 in this place. Just underage memeing
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>>63338521
get double bacon cheeseburger
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Get to see a double century on the first day
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>these flags
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this is almost as anticlimactic as the WC final
nz and memecullum talk themselves up so much and then bowl pies all day
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>all this shit posting
I genuinely can't stand shit posting. I really can't. It's the most autistic, pointless thing a person could actually find "entertaining". The idea that you think it's hilarious wasting hours of your "life" trying to bait people into replying to your shitty half arsed posts speak numbers about how lonely and pathetic you must be to get entertained doing this

It probably seems counter productive for me to write this, because shit posting genuinely makes me angry. It seems like it's near impossible to have a genuine discussion on this board without some fuckwit chiming in to say something stupid like "freshcunt" or "newcunt fresh off the boat from facebook or reddit detected".

I know that this will probably get a bunch of you stupid cunts replying to me calling me the "autistic" one for actually speaking up, because I genuinely want to have a discussion about something instead of being barraged with retarded responses that will no doubt have me reply to you about your stupid pointless comments.

Moderation is largely pointless because you all seem to use dynamic ips anyway so no matter what you'll continue your shit posting like it's some normal part of your everyday life.

The fact that anyone ever calls you out on your bullshit and you try and defend it, or continue replying in a shit posting fashion is childish as fuck considering most of you on here are at least 18-30 years old.

Fuck all your shit posting antics. Kill yourselves. You're not funny, or witty, or original, or entertaining. You're literally all rehashes of one another trying to be unique and funny, when you're all doing the same thing. Your pathetic "lives" while you sit here day in and day out shit posting are being wasted away because you find it hilarious to get people worked up 24/7. It's like you cunts are addicted to shit posting. Like you get a dopamine response from it or something.

Rant over cunts. Fuck off.
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>diving with the flat side of the bat face up
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>>63338584
Channel 9
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see ENGLEL thats how you run between wickets
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Dubs and Davey breaks Lara's record late on day 2.
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>>63338588
Sorry our thread wasn't up to your standards
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>>63338588
>LE I'VE BEEN HERE ALL SUMMER XDXD
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>>63338584
http://watchcric.net/channel/live-cricket_5
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>>63338619
you should be
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>>63338614
I laugh every time

Reminder that Stokes is from New Zealand
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>>63338552
Smith is a lot more traditional than Clarke was and will bat for as long as possible and maybe try to get a follow on going.
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>>63338617
Australians aren't that selfish; they'll declare before then
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>>63338606
Based Elite Matt (BEM) dropping objectivly muscular truthbombs
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Last three digits are what Smoth declares over tomorrow night on.
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>>63338650
Unaustralian to not try and win in three days
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>>63338622
Learn to read, chucklefuck
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>>63338655
i'd believe it
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>>63338655
realistic tbf
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elite tactics from khawaja tbqh
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>3 tests going on at once
>decent shitposting and memes so far
is /cric/ finally back?
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this is fucking embarrassing from poo peeland

they need some refball
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Is James Neesham related to Liam Neesham
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>>63338694
Worse than ever
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>>63338652
they will declare with 30 minutes left in the day, today
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sooo NZ is pretty much btfo right? they should just call it
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>>63338430
Loving this "draw" meme desu
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I'm just glad it's a 3 game series, not a 5 game series. New Zealand haven't shown up and it's embarrassing to think they lucked their way into the Cricket World Cup.
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can't wait for the return of the pee pooland hobbit island copypasta lads
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what da fug do we do when the aus/PP match goes to stumps and we start talking about englel/pak and SA/IND
we're gonna look like rea idiots talking about them in the OFFICIAL NZ/aus gamethread #3
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test status taken from new zealand when?
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I just turned on Channel 9 to watch the cricket after listening to Grand Stand radio. It's been 2 minutes and I already feel like I need to buy KFC. Maybe tomorrow night.
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>>63338745
>3 game series

What nigga? I thought it was 6 or something
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Uslam the Muslim coming in on his highest test score
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>>63338788
NZ decided to play pyjama cricket instead
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Doesn't feel right having KFC advertised with the cricket, bring back Hungry Jacks pls Nine
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this would be a based commentary set if heals would fuck off
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>>63338788
Theres 3 more tests in NZ after the windies series
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ROOT BTFO

pak are pretty much assured victory
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Just got home, what have i missed lads?
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>>63338788
Only three tests, thank fuck. There were people mad that it wasn't NZ playing the Boxing Day test, but I'm glad it's the Windies.

>>63338813
Nah, Cricket is KFC. The only time of year I eat KFC is after the cricket advertises it to me.
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>>63338801
hopefully his final test score
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Reminder that I tipped Warner to make 200
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the GABBA is seriously the worst wicket in australia

as much as people always try to claim there is something for bat and ball, the truth is that it is a batting paradise after the first hour

and it only gets worse as the days go on

had $400 on the draw @ 5s before play, easy money
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>>63338827
once the manlet or cook get out they're fucked, these two can still salvage something
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I miss /fordgirl/ desu m8s
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>>63338827
Where's the BSA talking shit about how this was an easy score?
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>only 54 overs bowled
these cunts need to be fined for slow play
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>>63338881
toyota girl> ford girl
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Should i go out and fuck a prostitute on the weekend?
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I know the demand a commander chick tbqh lads
she's actually a hardcore catholic and quite a nice person
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Why the fuck does 4chan now open images into my open tab with no way to "back" out of them? They used to just expand inside the page, but now it expands until it loads 100% and then it fucking changes the page to that picture and I can't even hit back.

What a fuckup.
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>>63338904
go out and fuck some slut

backpackers are your best bet
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lolwut
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>>63338888
>chasing 300 in the 4th innings
why do people not understand that it's not easy?

also RIP MUSLIM
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>>63338924
>implying i could

I ain't the best looking guy out there m8 and have a small dick
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>>63338896
>impliyng

>>63338904
Only if the brothel has a marble floor.
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>>63338921
sounds like a problem on your end m8
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>>63338921
I had that happen a while ago m8. Just delete then re-install chrome or whatever you have and it should work properly again.
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>>63338917

I don't know why they didn't get a chick named Amanda to do the ad.

"Demand a commander Amanda"
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>>63338888
right here. 230 needed is a walk in the park
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>>63338950
ugly as fuck desu senpai
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>>63338945
Alcohol is your friend senpai
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>>63338950
not that one la this one
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>BSA thought a 4th innings day 5 england could stand up to shah
kek
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>>63338950

That's not /fordgirl/ you fucking plebiscite.
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good catch tbqh
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Imagine how infuriated someone like "Matt" must be that he comes here day after day and tries to make a difference with his autistic rants and yet nothing changes.
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>>63338945
just get a bunch of mates together, hit a dodgy bar that is filled with foreign chicks and spend a couple of grand getting everybody coke and drinks
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>Kekner
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>waughner
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>>63338969
You're fucking joking m8 literally every second ball is a chance in some way

The best batsmen in the world wouldn't get 230 on this
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>gayvid poorner will NEVER EVER score a double century
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>>63338960
Thanks mate, Firefox. Dunno what is up but it's pretty annoying.

Geez the NZ team are full of good blokes. Checking up on Mohammed instead of sledging him.

>>63338986
check the file name fag, she's the original and the best.
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IS THAT DAVE WARNER'S FINAL RUN COUNT OR THE AMOUNT OF POSSIBLE MEN FATHERED HIS "KID"???


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>63338863

>YOU
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just put $200 on Pakistan or a draw

>England will win
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>tfw you shitpost right when a wicket is taken and have to wait the maximum time to talk cricket again
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>Warner

literally terrible

why don't they drop him?
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>>63339020
how long were you sitting on that one lad
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>implying they will get smith out
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>>63338863
of course you fucking did you piece of shit
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>>63339048
WHO IS THAT SEMEN DEMON
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>trying to follow 3 matches at once
wew lad its not easy
how does daniel do it?

also FUC THE MANLET ENGLEL BTFO
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>smith SR 350

poo peeland on pooicide watch
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>>63339048
this, also

>tfw you talk about cricket and have to wait full time when you want to shitpost
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>>63339069
Miranda Kerr based Aussie
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>all this australian damage control
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>Taylor out for 2

He literally just got dropped for Buttler
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>6(2)

Smith is GOAT lads
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>>63339055
Within 30 seconds of him getting dismissed
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>>63339081
thats an even worse feel desu. Sometimes your shitpost is centred around getting the first reply
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>>63339048
>>63339048

Every fucking time desu
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>two manlets getting out at the same time
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>>63339069
Anorexic bobble head Miranda Kerr
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Lyon will get fifteen (15) wickets this match
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>Uncharacteristic from Warner

Fuck off Healy, Warner always meme swings at nothing deliveries outside off stump.
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>>63339088
its all over lad but you can still jump on the australia bandwagon begoz fuck poo peeland
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>>63339114
nope. Starc 6/250, johnson 4/133, hazelwood 5/150, Lyon 5/190
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Why aren't there more islanders that play keket?
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>>63339152
>145 at 16
>allegedly
kek

KEK
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>>63339144
>this delusion into thinking that NZ will score that many runs

Go back to NZ m8
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>>63339152
If Boult and Southee can't even hit 130 regularly there is no way that Dagg poofta is getting to 145 at 16

lmfao kiwis are so fucking casual
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>>63339174
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/rugby/all-blacks/3788204/Aussie-stars-cricket-pitch-in-vain-for-Dagg
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>>63339178
>thinking this pitch isn't a complete road

go back to cricinfo m8
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We really need Memeswell to come out onto the field and do backflips or something during the drinks break
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g-guys just wait, this game is in the bag for england
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Rate my weather
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>Bairstow reviewing that

It was literally plum. What an idiot.
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>58-5
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>>63339194
I know it is a road, just saying that thinking NZ would even score that many runs on it is delusion m8.

They won't they will crack under pressure
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Is khawaja a muslim?
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>Rot,Taylel and Bitchstow all already out
welp
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reminder to never listen to seppo cunts about anything cricket related
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>>63339225
or kiwis
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>>63339199
not bad, what about mine
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>>63339220
Nope, he is a Koala


based Stove Smoth
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>>63339199
>>63339244
:^)
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>>63339225
>>63339239
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>>63339275
jealous desu
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>>63339114
Solid.
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>this is a festival match
>this is a festival match
>this is a festival match
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>59-6

first ball
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>>63339275

>engrain
>rainland
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Thoughts on this shirt?

Too memey or will people think it's funny if I wear it out to uni or something?
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>>63339309
too human like
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ENGLAND
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COLLAPSE
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>>63339197
>(You)

Seriously m8 this was coming a long way out. As soon as Moeen had that ball missing leg on day 1 my first thought was "day five is gonna be hell"
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A-at least we'll beat 60 all out r-right guys? haha
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>>63339309
>le wacky black science man

Don't ever wear that shirt in public.
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JUST
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