NBA General: Elite Edition

WOW still no pst times op nice one sempai

1st for clips still undeafted on pace for 82-0

>>63308058

That means every clock in the world moves back.. are you dumb?

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>>63308121
>I'm actually 287 bruh

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>>63308149

>>63308135
not every country in the wolrd uses daylight savings you cunt how dumb are you?

>>63308175
top kek

>>63308177
Didn't know that, but why wouldn't you be able to tell a 3 hour time difference?

8th for fuck kevin durant

Rate the these players:

> Rudy Gobert
> Kristaps Porzingis
> Anthony Davis
> Andre Drummond
> Jahlil Okafor
> Karl Anthony Towns
> Nerlens Noel
> Nikola Vucevic

>>63308216
I can for sure but I don't feel like breaking out the calculator every time if I want to find out what time the games are on,

is it so hard to post both pst and est times?

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>Which NBA player has she competed in mattress Olympics with?

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>mfw the pacers

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>>63308323
>white women

>>63308283
Right now?

1. Davis
2. Drummond
3. Gobert
4. Towns
5. Vucevic
6. Noel
7, Okafor
8. Porzingis

>>63308290
Literally every day game starts at 7 or later in the East which is 4 in the West and the latest game is 10:30 East which is 7:30 in the West

Stop trolling

>>63308323
Really need to see her blacked tbhfam

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>>63308419

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>>63308177

imma watch that heat game

everything else can fuck off

>>63308084
litterally not one watchable game tonight

I might check out kobe's shitshow just to laugh at him and watch moodiayye doe

>>63308532
What do you think about Jamal crawford

tbhfam andre drummond bred a white girl i grew up thinking wasn't into black guys on television

and i never thought in a million years ariana grande would let a black dude hit let alone a manlet before his career got hot

>>63308593
big sean is the shit desu

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>“LeBron James…looked like he was entering another phase of his career. He’s got a lot of miles on him. Looked different in how he was playing. Went away for two weeks, came back. He’s been lights out. [He] basically has been at 29 [points] a game, 6 [assists] and 6 [rebounds]. Fifty percent shooting. He looks like LeBron again.”

>>63308641
But when he started fucking Ariana nobody was fucking with him at all I remember and that was when she was on a pedestal

>>63308641
Big Sean blowss yo

>>63308532
I'll talk ball with you on your non shitpost posts

magic/pelicans is gonna be fun imo if only to see if davis can carry his team. he has a ton of hype and too many excuses made for him. his game is all based on athleticism and all he does is face up and fade away. a shittier garnett

>>63308676
>>63308689

I've been fucking with big sean since 2010 (even that's kind of late) fuck wit me finally famous 3 is a GOAT mixtape

>>63308724
I listened to him around then, I guess 2009 or 2010 or whatever

Always thought he was trash. Him and tyga, I'll never understand the appeal

>>63308791
idk man finally famous 3 tho

tyga is fucking terrible

>>63308346
gonna need a sauce on this bossman.

tryin to watch the game but that picture's distracting.

>>63308791
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-J95fYuVz4

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1st time fantasy here
How's my team?

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>>63308869
Not listed is pj tucker

>>63308841
>>63308869
>>63308896

fuck off

>>63308841
How many people in your team?

If a lot, you did well
If not, you did shitty

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I can only hope and pray

That one day

Taylor Swift will make me a happy kekold

Dyktf?

She needs a black man clearly, one to lock her down. But I think she's prejudiced albeit coming wrong. She could start off with a light skin nigger with a good job, and transition to a black thugged out buck.

>>63308956
12 altogether
I keep getting btfo, last week the guy I faced had blake Griffin and lebron James this week KDand ky lowry

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>>63308965
look at these fucking legs breh

How badly are the Clippers gonna rape the Warriors tomorrow?

>>63309011
:|

>>63309081
They're gonna go down by 30 and start throwing out flagrant fouls out of frustration like the thugs they are.

>>63309124
Inb4 287

At this point it's almost laughably boring. When your team is so dominant, and your team has a player that is significantly better than even the second best player in the world, you know it's time to revise some NBA history. Right now there is an anti-Curry narrative floating around basketball pundits and social media users because their "GOAT" Michael Jordan is being threatened by the dominance of Steph. Jordan needed Pippen in every sense of the word. No Scottie, no excellence. Jordan was a manufacturered super star (though to be fair, no where near the amount that LeShit is). Curry needs no help. The play he delivers every night is nothing short of magical. 5 on 1 and the guy can dribble out of trouble, fade away for a heavily contested 3, or dish it out in mesmerizing fashion. We already shut that unfunny fat ass Charles Barkley up when our "jump shooting" team became the most dominant team in NBA history and won it all in a fitting conclusion to the 2015 season. As well as this team treats myself and other fans, they did something I didn't think they could do. They got better. This year is undeniable proof that they are the best NBA franchise, and the best NBA dynasty (back to back titles), which by the way, is something the Spuredditors could never do. Unfortunately I'm becoming a bit desensitized to their dominance, but of course I love watching them play. Especially Steph. Now I know how Bulls fans felt in the 90's except 10 fold. Added bonus when Riley is part of the post game press conference, she's so funny. Anyways, I know you non-Warrior fans have high hopes for your teams, which is admirable, but c'mon. Be realistic here, no team can beat Curry and co.

I'll see you guys at Oracle!

WARRRRIORS

So Kristaps is pretty much confirmed to be the next Dirk right?

lmaoing that Deangelo ( exploding knees ) Russel
and Jahlil ( literally a one trick pony ) Okafor were taken over him

>>63309170
Good copypasta but there's truth in this, Jordan never got out the first round without Scottie Pippen.

I'll say it again and look right into the camera this time. Jordan never got out of the first round of the playoffs prior to drafting Scottie Pippen.

A comparable scoring guard is Tracy McGrady who did not get out the first round but put up numbers superior to Kobe Bryant. No one is capable of doing it on their own but Curry's critics and Lebron's critics always bring up their teams when discussing their respective Warriors and Heat championships.

Are good players not also allowed to have good players around them? Does that diminish their abilities?

Why then do Curry and Lebron critics always bring up the 90s Bulls and 00s Lakers

>>63309237
Dude's got so much potential. He's the rookie I'm most excited about desu

>>63309244
curry needed klay to get out of the first round

>>63309288
Ok, did you read any of what I wrote or was that a kneejerk reaction?

go pistons

filters are gone desu

>>63309308
Reminder even if the Pistons somehow miraculously get past LeBum, you will never defeat the Golden State Warriors in the Finals. Enjoy your disappointing season.

>>63309393
senpai?

>>63309075
I see them, senpai.

Most elegant death by strangle

>>63309237
hopefully him and memeinsky both become the next dirk

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>>63309306
>thinking I'm reading that fucking essay

lmao

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>>63308346
>not liking white women
wew lad

>>63309288
Shut the fuck up bitch. Steph didn't and doesn't need anyone. He single handedly beat that Cavs team by himself while Klay shit the bed. Instead of bashing on the GOAT, kick back and be thankful that you get to watch him in your lifetime.

go pistons

Go pistons

>>63309420
If Fred Kaminsky was black he would have been compared to Rasheed Wallace and gone first overall

prove me wrong

>>63309522
prove yourself right first

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>>63308532

>>63309439
I'm Dominican and love them, I don't like Dominican women

Go away, NBA

All you do is ruin ESPN

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>>63308532

>>63308290
>breaking out a calculator
>basic arithmetic a 1st grade could do
I guess the thing about Californians being retards is true.

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>leave warriors memeball to me

holy shit the pistons

>>63309725
What's ruining ESPN is them desperately trying to get Americans to like divegrass.

>>63309861
Pls don't associate all of us with that land whale. Not all of us are retarded.

Just most of us.

Are the Pistons elite?

> Andre has 10-8
> In the first quarter

literally who can stop him?

So why did Atlanta change their colors?

>>63310150
To have the worst jerseys in the league.

Might as well make them glow in the dark too.

>>63310128
is white pussy the strongest drug alive? are white women put on this earth to please black men?

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was this the GOAT white duo?

>>63310150
Trying to out meme everyone

>>63310150
College tier

>>63310184
Duncan and Ginobili

>>63310171
No that's Chinese women

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>>63310225
>liking chinese "women"

>>63310184
No that's Steph Curry and Klay Thompson

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Chris tosh taking threes

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>is Birdman elite?

>>63310184
John Stockton and Jeff Hornacek, nigger

One of the good things about league pass is being able to see the stuff going on during the breaks. Watching some audience scrub miss 20 free throws is great stuff

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I'm upset that Deng has dropped off so much in just 2 seasons. He used to be an all-star and now he's an average bench dude.

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>>63309244
Have we been lied to?

>plays in a watered down expansion era
>BTFO by the superior 80 teams
>Needed the scottie to have success in the playoffs
>Bulls don't skip a beat and are still a 50 plus win team without Jordan during his retirement

Is it true; is Jordan truly not the GOAT?
Is Kareem the true rightful GOAT?

>>63310356
Deng quit being BASED the moment he left the Bulce

>>63310356
Staying with the Heat is a mistake.

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ELITE FRONTCOURT

is it wrong to raise individual players ratings to reflect their ability in 2k?

I mean stuff should be way higher right? He's blowing playoff western teams out by double digits consistently

Lebron and Jordan have been listed at 98 and 99 respectively for dominating the much weaker east with two hall of fame players and Jordan had the GOAT coach the whole way as well

>>63310498
*Steph should be way higher

I am human and I need to be loved

just like everybody else does

>>63310528
will u love me......

>>63310498
Pelicans are total shit though. Random Portland guard went off for like 40 on them.

Grizzlies game was quite impressive.

>>63310528
I really love you anon

>>63310611
Yeah but people have consensely ranked AD above Steph, and he played miserably against them.

Curry's team devastated Memphis who's fans sprouted all off season they'd have decimated the Dubs in the second round if they were healthy.

Anthony Davis is sucking so hard right now

>>63310423
>>63310407
I feel like he was worn down and the Bulls realized that he was just about to drop off a cliff
>Wade dropping the ball twice and falling over
lel

>>63310659
the Grizzlies "muh grit n' grind" meme is finally dying

You can't be a contender with no one who can make 3's.

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since pistons losing and we all know toronto craptors will lose t onight we down to two undefeated teams!

>magic up 10 on the pellies

is anthony davis officially a meme player?

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>>63310686

>>63310686
pls don't be mean to the 44% 3pt shooter, shot blocking, rebound grabbing, point scoring 6 foot 10 inch tall machine.
Literally going to be better than that chucker Michael Jordan.

>>63310765
I'm watching the game and the pels are letting fournier get to the rim almost every possession. Seriously worst defense I have seen all season from any team.

holy shit bulce btfo

why do niggas quit so much on 2k lmao

>>63310883
Rage

The Heat are officially the biggest meme team.
>muh "elite" starting 5
>muh Miami mafia
>muh pretend Wade is an above average starter
>muh Whiteside who was last season's Lin
>muh Riley who doesn't give a shit now that LeBron has gone
Once the schedule starts to expose Wade, this team will be just another team stuck in that "low seed in the playoffs" pack, which is the worst place to be.

>>63310915
Whiteside is legitimately elite though

>high as fuck
>playing 2k
>magic pelicans game on laptop
>everything on mute listening to musics

we /comfy/ now senpai

>>63310883
My experience with online 2k is that everyone is terrible.Once you stop them from getting their fast breaks they'll just chuck up contested jumpers or try and force their way to the basket and fuck up. they have no fucking clue what a pick is or how to deal with it.

>tfw bout to eat a FUCK TON of mcdonalds

>>63310965
Put your trip back on food4lyfe

I thought this dude fucked a tranny or drove drunk or something and got fired?

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>>63310965

>tfw no McDonald's near my campus and tired of Subway tbf

>>63310819
>100 points in 3 quarters

Butler deserves better than this

Derrick Rose? More like Derrick Lose

Chandler Parsons is a walking meme

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>Heat guys talking about the time Bosh got them all camped outside in sleeping bags, looking up at the stars
>Hassan finds a scorpion and freaks out
>Nobody believes him and then they see him chucking stuff at multiple scorpions
>they all run away
>McBob was there as well
omg this is great

Why are there adverts for that gay ass WWE thing on league pass?

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>>63310965
>mfw after eating hella thai and trying not to fart in front of my gf

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>Who is the face of the Chicago Bulls

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>>63311130
>had a large pizza, 10 wings and 4 (four) sodas

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amnesty when?

holy fuck the bulls are getting raped

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>>63310395

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>Bulls

>Bulls down 40 to the fucking Hornets

Holy shit what went wrong?

>>63311184

HAHAHAHA...he's there FOREVER, AND EVER, AND EVER, AND EVER

>>63311231
Kemba sent him back overseas

>>63311240
They fired Thobodeau

>>63311164
My god dude

Are you the 6'5 Canadian bro

>>63311291
yeah I just took the biggest shit

>>63311240
Bulls FO thought a college coach would be better than Thibs

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>>63310184
The greatest white duo was part of the greatest "Big three" to every play the game and was part of the best quintet of all time nigga
>40-1

Raptors looking legit better than last season

Detroit has the worst bench in the league

>>63311130
>having a gf
Fuck you man.

On another note, is /nba/ the most diverse general? We have literal obese dudes, stoners, NEETs, good share of international fans, people with jobs but 0 social life, normies with a social life and gfs and one dude who actually works for the Spurs, am i missing anyone?

Any non-casuals here? Dirk Nowitzki has been going after the boards a lot more seemingly. Probably flying out to Germany did him good.

>>63311401
we got 287s too

>>63311401
me

work, go to school, basketball AND soccer fan

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>>63311341
>was part of the greatest "Big three" to every play the game

U wot m8?

>>63311164
I used to do pizza delivery, and it disgusted me seeing people with those sorts of orders who were clearly living alone. They were clearly unhealthy and I would unfortunately see them often

>Hawks c ucking the Heat again

Thank you, Based Bud.

Gragic getting shat on desu

ayyyy I think it's time for another bowl

>>63309897
you stupid pampas grass fuck

draymond green would fuck this greasy jew up like a gaucho stampede

>>63311451
how many would play it off like they would be having a party like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbj8BBsWSA

Today we learned that the Bulls are the same as ever. They fall apart too often to be considered a contender. There's nobody on the team who'll get in everyone's faces about them being down so big and force them to bring it back.

>>63311446
Pops system is elite.

>>63311446
pretty much this

If I have three centers and one of my backups is better than my starting power forward should I start the center at that position or nah?

>1st quarter
>pistons winning
>leave
>check out game
>pistons getting BTFO
What happened?

Should I do this trade

Trade
>Kawhi Leonard
>Jrue Holiday

Receive
>Paul George
>Kevin Love

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>>63311446
Sorry m8, I'd still choose Bird, McHale and Parish over the three amigos.

>>63311777
Yes. Jrue is ded.

>>63311699
no disrespect detroit but we need this win just want one win

>hornets scoring 130 on chicago

>>63311572
I never took calls so never heard people say "we". They were pretty shameless and would strongly imply to you that "yes, I'm going to consume this extra large meat feast stuffed crust pizza, chicken wings, 2 litre coke and dessert all by myself this evening" at the door.
It's especially annoying when you deliver for them a few times and suddenly you're the human they have the most communication with in their lives so they act like you're their friend, although they do tend to tip at that point.

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>r8 my meal

>>63311951
Did you win?

>>63311951
lemme get them nuggets

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>>63311951
You'll never jam on the best with a shit meal like that.

>Every game 10+ points difference apart from Raptors vs Mavs
>Have no interest at all in watching the Mavs
fug

>>63311951
what's the drink?
I always feel like shit after McDonalds but I usually get 2 junior chickens 2 mcdoubles and fries

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>>63311951
>Powerade

My Nigga

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Who /HOOPSFORTROOPS/ here?

>>63311951
0/10

have some self respect

fuck watching basketball high is like the best thing to do high tee bee aych

>>63312008
powerade

>>63312037
>needing drugs to enjoy bball

>>63312037
this desu

>>63311951
I had a small panic attack once when I was eating mcdonalds. I was munching down on some fries and chugging a sweet tea when suddenly my body felt funny. I legit thought my arteries were closing or something from all the salt and sugar. Have only eaten mcdonalds twice after that

>>63312036
More like hoopsforthecanceroftheworld

why is there no hawks/heat general?

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>>63311963

>>63311951
>6/10

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>>63312094

what is it about Tyler Johnson that makes Miami comeback all the time?

>tfw I've never rewatched the Clippers choking against OKC cause I feel sick

>>63312094
Because it's a hawks game.

FACT: Doc Rivers is NOT a Top 5 coach in NBA right now.

>>63312208
thibsbabby

>>63312037
Welcome to the fold, senpai. The humansphere is behind us.

lads are any of you guys good with technology and shit?

lookin at getting a tablet but dunno what to get. are ipads a waste of money?

tyvm

>>63312239
get an ipad pham

>>63312008
>2 junior chickens 2 mcdoubles and fries
you are a scholar, anon

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>>63312178

>>63312239
get the new ipad that's gonna come out in spring or some shit desu

>>63312239
ipads are easy to use and people wont think youre weird for having one

> tfw one time took too many edibles and watched a basketball game but the whole time I thought I was playing NBA2k on my xbox

shit was WACK senpai

>>63312291
>>63312263

can't afford a brand new one t.b.h lads, which gen should i get? prob gonna get a 2nd hand one, just want it for uni lectures and to play hearthstone on lmao

>>63312239
i pad mini is perfect desu

nigga whos gonna smoke some weed and play rocket league with me

>>63312305
>tfw you're so high you forgot smoking a bowl minutes ago so you smoke another one and get super high and then realize you smoked back to back bowls

ayyyy

>>63312320
at least get the one that has retina display. I got that one in 2013 and it's still really good, should be cheap now desu

Will Dwight Howard regress in MyGM? We gave him a 4year max contract

Am I a cûck?

>>63312391
>Am I a cück
Depends. What team you playing?

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>>63312178

>>63312419
Orlando Magic

>>63312286
God damn that moving screen

>>63312452
A lot of my girlfriends have been Asian but I lived in California a long ass time. Latin women love me and mixed women adore my BBC. I barely go with white girls

>Drummond with 27 rebounds
God DAMN

>>63312452
I would say white women like it the least of all the women. White women are snobby as fuck because they're told their whole lives that they're special. Non-white women are way chiller and more open to taking the BBC.

>>63312452
When you troll like this what are you hoping to accomplish?

>>63312341
I would love to QBP and play some RL with you Mr. Duncan it would be an honor, I've been a fan of you for as long as I've been alive.

>>63312538
Don't be mad at anon because you have a tiny white penis

>>63312452
>>63312483
>>63312529

>shitskins

That and white women typically aren't into animals

Does Elfrid always chuck the ball like this?

links to watch the lakers game online?

watson is a pussy ass nigga

>>63312563
>implying

Try again

>>63309075
But look at that fucked up face

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>>63312286
>>63312423
That series was intense as shit.. I remember CP3 going 8/9 from 3, and that >comeback from the Clippers

>my top 10 favorite Clipper moment

>>63312566
Humans are animals

Are the Clippers the most stacked, yet the biggest assholes in the NBA?

>Kobr literally tarnishing his legacy by playing
>not just retiring right now and riding off to the sunset

w-why is he trying to break my heart?

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>>63312183
why make generals for ez wins? no need to make miami "fans" cry more than they have to

>>63312641
For awhile I thought you had to be an ass to win which is why Vince Carter got the shaft his whole life

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>>63312341
>Tim Duncan qbps
q
b
p

life

>>63312612
>

>>63312634
i remember them losing

>>63312641
Tomorrow they will get destroyed, after Curry drops 81 in only 30 minutes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxMF9Wtq78U

reminder that this actually happened

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>>63312685
Blakes gonna tear up that booty

>>63312693
he traveled

>>63312716
>i'm still salty
-you

>>63312588

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>tfw killed yourself doing 50 pushups and feel dizzy now

this is it bros im going down

>>63312037
rlly tho its this

>>63312671
>that shitty jordan pic
Laugh every time

Why do white guys even go for white "women"? Easily down there with ghetto black trash. I've seen loads of white guys with Hispanics and mixed girls. Why don't you all just make a concerted effort to go after them so white women erase themselves from.the planet teebeeaych

>>63312803
I love white women and mixed women only like dark skinned niggas

>>63312693
name a better opening round then that

protip: you can't

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNaK0719KQo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mejFtEY5faU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9j9KfDuigs

>>63312824
>Lillard keking the CockShits

The shitposting was amazing.

>>63312671
What the fuck is qbp?

/nba/, will Larry Sanders ever play in the nba again?

>>63312861
>Quck
>Bowl
>Pack

forced meme like broshits, but it's not as cancerous as the rest.

>>63312824
>Paul Pierce being clutch

What else is new?

Is Joel Embiid the next Michael Jordan now that Anthony Davis is a confirmed bust?

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Memephis time

>>63312878

damn, who hasn't Harry Styles bedded? dude's a straight up savage

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>Draymond Green is the best defender in the league

Watching Kobe shoot bricks is exciting as fuck tbqh. I watch Laker games more than I watch my team just to see this.

Andre Drummond is the best center in the league.

>>63312824
God Paul Pierce is so based

I literally will cry when he retires

anthony davis is the biggest fraud of a superstar ever hahahahhahahaha

>working 60hrs a week plus school
>have only caught 2 games this season
>have hardly been able to keep up with league at all
>team is playing even worse than expected anyways
>tfw

>>63312824
Don't forget Hawks vs Pacers went 7 games too

literally the best round of NBA basketball I have ever seen, I don't think 2014 opening round will ever be topped

>>63311639
Underrated flag

>>63312824
Golden State vs Clippers went 7 games too. Fucking amazing.

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>>63312962
>Read this post
>Go to check box scores for the Pistons game
>Get down to Pistons bench
>2 points scored

>>63312897
yes he will sign with the Spurs or the Heat and his career will be revived

>Everyone on /sp/ fantasy trying to trade for Drummond all of a sudden

LOVING EVERY LAUGH

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>mfw

>>63313054
that drummond rebounding tho


thank god i fucking drafted him in fantasy

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>the city of Miami
can't fatigue the teague

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>>63313088
>tfw drafted him


I'LL TRADE HIM FOR LEBRON OR CURRY ONLY FUCKBOIS


MY TEAM IS 'TEAM POCKET'

>>63313078
It fucking infuriates me. The bench needs to do something. They cannot play like this. It is horrid.

alvin gentry and his meme threes holy shit

>>63313089
Should add a footnote that Portland/Houston and OKC/Memphis had like 20 overtimes in their series.

That first round was the craziest shit ever.

i'm about to go get some fries from wendys what yall want?

>>63313123
>Shawn Marion

what the fuck are you doing

>>63313088
whoops
meant monroe. I always mix them up

>>63313123
I have curry too. I think my league only has like 3 people that actually take it seriously lol. Can we just get everyone on /sp/ that gives a shit, i'm even willing to put bucks, so people take it seriously.

>>63312991
Why are you working 60 hours a week homie?

>>63313164
auto draft my friend

>>63313144
>mfw this WHO hit a 3 pointers and Aldridge dropped 40 back to back

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVXmxaKJgo4

Darlon Williams is getting outplayed by Kyle Lowry

Think about that for a second

>>63312901
Qbp is all about peace love and feels

We are here for each other

A true broship without borders

what the fuck happened to Anthony Davis, seriously? he was unstoppable last season and now he can't make a fucking layup

>>63313163
One girlfriend please.

Davis will rise up and ball harder. Still on pace to be GOAT. League will continue to get kek'd

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>>63313224

>>63313215
Ur telling me a guy who was in the all star game twice is beating a washed up old man well wooooo daddy

>>63313224
>Alvin Gentry

>Wesley Matthews
JUST

>>63313215
>Darlon

>>63313256
Lowry was an all-star for the first time last season.

Darlon Williams was supposed to be elite.

>nobody wants to watch raps @ mavs with me

>>63313284
nigga im watching it right now

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>>63313207
That series was a fucking highlight reel

https://youtu.be/nQ9X09IU4kU

https://youtu.be/mejFtEY5faU

>>63313284
>my background noise rn

>>63313276
Who the fuck is darlon Williams

>>63313224
Can't create his shot, reliant on guard play. Not a great defender at all.

when this stupid ass gook gonna remove this filter on my fav words tbqh senpai

>>63313224
He's too ugly to be the GOAT

>>63313319
Never, he wants 4chan to be more like weeb shit how it used to be doesn't realize the majority of people here don't give a fuck about anime and love nigga shit smfh

>>63313323
LeBron is Hella ugly and he's one of the goats

>>63313309
The elite starting PG for the Dallas Mavericks

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>mfw i still remember playing against Deron in high school
i get the weirdest fucking feeling whenever I watch him play now it makes me feel so old I hate it I can't take it

>>63313284
Raps are for real this year. Carroll was a great addition to the team.

>>63313356
lebron is cute

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>>63313323
Now you done it. Prepare for future GOAT to kill everyone.

>>63313356
Lebron an average looking black man especially with a hairline, Anthony Davis a monster

>>63313360
You mean Darlon Williams

>>63313362
biggest change is lowry decided to not be a fat ass this year

Drummond 25 and 29 holy fuck. SVG needs a new bench

Things I've noticed so far this NBA season

>DJ could be the best player in the league if he was able to score
>The Bulls are going to struggle just to win 40 games
>Spurs are the best team in the league
>Lebron is going to be the next Larry Bird, laying on his back for half the season
>The warriors have the best offense in the league and it's not even close.
>Pistons are the 3rd best team in the East.

>>63313382
Seriously he looks so different I often mistake him for T-Ross or some shit

Srs question: where is monta Ellis island playing this year?

>>63313378
What is this meme did I miss something

I refuse to not be on top of my memes.

Zach Lowe @ZachLowe_NBA 4m4 minutes ago
There have been too many possessions already this season in which Anthony Davis flat hasn't played hard enough.

He speaks.

>>63313405
same

>>63313402
>kneejerks: the post

biyambo is a gorilla

>>63313412
Nigga it literally just happened a few minutes ago

>>63313413
>we won't wake up to a Zach Lowe column breaking down exactly what the Pelicans are doing wrong

fuck this gay Warth

>>63313411
the >pacers

>>63313412
It's not a meme. His name is Darlon Williams.

>>63313198
GM of a business, was running on 3 managers and looking for a 4th when the 3rd manager walked out, haven't started training new manager yet

>>63313402
Pistons aren't better than ATL or Wiz. I would argue Raps are maybe better too.

Lakers/Nuggets ITT:
>>63313221

>>63313382
Yeah that will help that team. I mean Scola, Biyombo, and Joseph are great pickups also. They will be in the 2nd round this year.

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>>63313402
If DJ had 1 post move and could shoot 65% it would be ogre

This it boys pistons are going undefeated this year. ANDRE!

>mfw Kobe is now realizing he sucks and is not good anymore

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Your remaining teams with no wins!

This bench is as bad as expected. Biyombo has been a solid defender but everyone else is terrible. T-Ross signing 3/33 was retarded.

>>63313462
they just lost...

>>63313492
The fact that Casey doesnt play James Johnson baffles me

>TFW it was a good decision bandwaggoning the Charlotte bobcats

Nice

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>How can one man be so based?

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reminder

>>63313487
JUST

>>63313523
Thanks for reminding me

>>63313517
he needs to be careful about who he puts his peepee into in the 21st century one rape claim and hes done

>>63313504
If the bench doesn't score anyway then we might as well have a high energy defender

>>63313547
dude was literally fucking a 31 year old PAWG at the age of 17(!!!)

>>63313443
Not close. DET aren't going to win more than 1 series in the playoffs because their bench consists of Serial Killer Blake and Tolliver, but the Clips have shown that doesn't matter.

Hawks are garbage without Teague on the floor, Horford is overrated, and the Wiz are the 2nd best team in the East. Pistons have so much young potential and a coach who knows how to use his players. Goddamn that bench though. Drummund has been hurt a lot his career already, he can't be player 43 fucking mins a game.

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>>63313506
>Dat J Cole/Drake connection
We out here

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>>63312933
>Draymond Green is the best defender in the league

>>63313440
where is he writing now...actually scratch that....where is any honest, humorous, smart basketball writing at now? Yahoo?

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>>63313547
>>63313567

>>63313628
baka anon, pic for ants

Are the bobcats good? They just raped the bulls

>>63313568
Yeh but ATL keeps teague on the floor a lot and they're starting to click like they did last year. They'll win 50+ easy this year again. Maybe 55. Still gonna get shit on in the playoffs though.

They remind me of Melo's nuggets a bit.

>>63313661
They don't have MKG and one of their best players on the court is Kaminsky.

Bulls are actually just awful

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>>63313654

>>63313593
>honest
>humorous
>smart

Don't think you'll find all three in a writer but there's a youtube channel that's pretty good in terms of discussing actual basketball. Here's a recent vid - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ditt0nVd4rs

>>63313667
Just looked up the box score for their game tonight.

I may be wrong. I hate watching the Hawks play honestly, but Teague looks fucking amazing.

Raptors Mavericks is pretty close

>>63313706
BBallbreakdown is the best. His twitter is also really informative as well

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>tfw havent shaved or washed my ass in 3 weeks

>>63313715
Era of PGs lad. People take for granted how good Westbrook/Curry are but there are really like 15-20 REALLY fucking good PGs right now. You forget how good guys like Bledsoe, Teague or even IT are.

IT is averaging like 22 points in 28 minutes this year.

It's pretty awesome to see high level PG match ups most nights because half the teams in the league have a PG that is really good.

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wew lads ATL is back

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Would you pull out?