the lonely life of betting edition
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On Belarus HTFT
James Mckeown How can you take HT result when they have had 1 shot in 20mins/missing their captain/striker?
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Kunal Mistry Because KDL & DDL
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James Mckeown Absolute fucking joke, fucking cuntmuscles paying £25 a month to back shite bets on the opposite side and kep fucking winning I'm so fucking done bye
James Mckeown I don't win on any bets Danny. I'm down £800k since June. Gone way past varience now. I wasn't even old enough to gamble when San Marino U19 last scored. Just can't be fucked. On my last ever asianconnect deposit, genuine sadness/depression in my life cause of all this. Just need to research/tip/buy houses and be content with that.
Imagine paying money to listen to this shit petulant cunt throw his money away because he's a shit bettor and can only make money from years ago when it was easier.
Actually that sounds like it's worth £25 a month.
By only commenting on his wins, if he tips one winner and one loser it comes across like he's actually up when in reality assuming he level staked he'd be down. Think he's on his way to Mackers situation tbh.
>23 mins, and the only goal is in one of the two matches i didn't bet on
The rball is a little misleading and although >we are by far playing the better football Lithuania are parking the bus hard and we're not creating many chances. Would say that price is fair and not worth risking tbh.
>inb4 goal immediately following this post
Generally that is true in football too but if it looks like it was going in anyway then they let it slide usually but if it literally wouldn't have gone in but for coming off the opposition player (as in this instance) then its an OG.
top chuckle, cant believe they paid it out
I'm pretty bad but the money doesn't seem real so I often do stupid shit with my roll. I thought I was being safe when I went with Slovenia 0.0, -0.5. Anyhow going back from last week I'm up ~900 but I was up 1500. Germany cost me 300. Slovenia 450.
Going to be up so many fivers
if it gets palped it won't be for a few hours
maybe they settled it as a winner as a gesture of good will but i doubt it
if your account is in negative and you don't settle it, they can pursue legal action
so you could be a 100 down. better hope that £100 bet wins
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Betfair didn't count it as a Kane goal, mfw
Everyone keeps asking but I'm not. Is he just a /bet/ myth or does he actually exist?