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>Implying Earthlings will win the 2134 FIFA Universal Cup

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>Implying Earthlings will win the 2134 FIFA Universal Cup
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The universe is a pretty big place, garcon.

But I guess I appreciate the joke.
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>>48759202
ayyylmao.tiff
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>implying god made more than one earth
i bet you atheists also believe he didn't place dinosaur bones only to test our faith lel
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Vegan immigrant detected go back to your radioactive shithole
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>>48759267
All mammals have similar body systems just to fuck with us too.

Glory unto God Almighty. He works in mysterious ways!
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>>48759202
>universal
>FIFA
>FIF
>FI
>I
Implying it wouldn't be
fUFA
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>>48759202
>you will never get to see a football match between aliens and humans in which the winner gets to control earth
>you will never be taken by those aliens after their victory to be their brood queens sex slave
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>>48759340
>Implying the term nation applies only to Earth
All countries are equal before the chosen people
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>>48759267
this is why europe is falling to muslims :)
damn heathens
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>>48759361
>Implying you won't be sent to a dark kryptonite mine for the rest of your life
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>>48759361
>you will never get fisted anally whilst getting your balls massaged gently simultaneously by a cute alien queen
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>2134
>100 years since the Libertarian uprising
>Be from Mars Colony 6-H, sponsored by Toyota
>Played football on Mars pretty much since I left my birthing tube
>Selected for Martian team aka the Microsoft Team
>Travel in Earth in Nuclear Fusion powered Shuttle proudly presented by Pepsi
>I'm not used to Earth's stronger gravity
>Earth gravity makes me shit myself upon landing
>My dirty pants become a meme on the hypernet
>All the Earth qt3.141s are genetically modified to be absurdly beautiful by the Monsanto Corporation
>Jizz my pants at the beach seeing the Earth women
>My stained pants become another meme
>My name is known throughout the Solar System as a joke
>First game of the tournament against the McDonalds Team
>The Martian team cannot kick the ball due to the high gravity
>I trip over
>Space spaghetti falls out of my uniform

Fuck FIFA
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I wonder what a hot attractive Alien girl would be like in bed

:D
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>>48759407
>Implying you won't be segregated by the new society as an "inferior earthian"
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>>48759540

>Implying that wouldn't be a fetish for some alien girl

>>48759450

She'll put her eggs inside you so the children can feed on your still living body.
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>>48759577
Pretty much this
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMG-LWyNcAs
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>>48759340
Fédération Interplanétaire de Football Association
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Yes I am implying that
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>>48759673
Wrong link
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziUdOdHKpk8
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>>48759389
>i need christianity only to not become muslim
amerilogics, the problem is low birth rate and soft immigration/welfare laws.
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>giving the 2142 cup to fucking mercury
mercurians confirmed for having bought the vote. fucking space-sheikhs with all their solar power money are ruining this sport
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>>48759419
gay
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>>48759871
Mad that you couldn't affors enough sunscreen to go on Mercury?
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>implying the Martian Colonies won't destroy the Andromeda Natives in the finals.
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>>48759929
some of us just aren't built for temperatures of 100+ Kelvin, we can't all have the african complexion that you frenchmen all possess
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>>48760052
I bought enough sunscreen to fill a swiming pool so you will be the only one turned nigger this summer in the stadium.
Try avoiding to be sent at the back of the gradines lol
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So what third world planets neet a world cup?

I think definately Pluto

Poor lonely pluto
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>>48760151
>Pluto
>Third universe
Pluto is part of the SS9
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>implying earth will even qualify for the universeb owl
milky way confirmed for best confederation
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>Blatter still FIFA president
>Cup goes to the highest bidder
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>>48760300
>implying earth cares about that shitty sport
You don't even use a ball in quarkball, why the fuck is it called quarkBALL?
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>>48760446
Because you get turned into a ball of meat if you loose
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>>48760414
>Implying Blatter did not got replaced by an actual roach in 2089
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I don't think we would even have a chance against the Gelgameks.
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Earth
Ariel
Saturn
Yupiter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiWNTrCSIQ4
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>>48760151

>Pluto
>planet

Top kek
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Who's gonna watch Antares VS Pegasi tonight at 6?
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>>48762483
Gelgamek already got BTFO
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