Cook rate thread. Post 'em.

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>>25652734
Ok

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>Theres nothing to rate.

OMG fir once in my life, I have the biggest dick on the board :]

>>25652734
Legit laughed out loud

>>25653275
Your dick looks see through.

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>>25653489
hahahah

>>25654178
/thread.

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>>25652734
He-here chef........sauteed steak in butter and garlic sauce. And yes, I am passionate... enough

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>>25652734
uhhhhhhhhh chef I think this is order on the ticket to table nine chef...I can ask pablo again if you want chef

I can't remember if they wanted chocolate sauce on it cause I'm not a closeted european homosexed

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>>25652734
You know you got alot of nerve walking into "my" restaurant and belittling me, my family, and my "uniquely" crafted menu. I'll have you know you porca troia.......(fat whop inhales intensify)......."my" menu - MY MENU, receives almost daily complements my regular "loyal" customers you schmuck.
The chicky-nigglet dag is just one of my fan favorites, you fackin troia you know nothin

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>>25652734
Chef...

.....Ramsay...I took in what you said to me. I.....I really didn't have passion l-like you said.

That's why I'm quitting tricking my boipussy for crack rock and I dump my cuckhold addicted gf, I think I made the right decision chef. And is this sauteed pesto sausage look done to you?

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>>25654316
ITS SUPPOSED TO BE MEDIUM RARE YOU FUCKING IDIOT

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>>25654368
THAT LOOKS LIKE FUCKING DOG SHIT

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>>25654357
NO NO NO, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

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>>25654322
Simple, elegant flavours, very sweet. Nice.

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>>25654369
Chef maybe if Michael just followed the ticket maybe it wouldn't be charred like saigon.
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!!!!!!!

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>>25654371
>but my brother has cancer I need to win chef ramsay

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>>25654373
>>25654374
I can't these are just too funny, sorry chef

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>>25654416
I CANT HELP YOU WITH THAT, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING KITCHEN

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Chef I made my lunch using fresh ingredients and I tried a little. Can I serve this in my restaurant?

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>>25654452
THE BOWLS ARE FUCKING DIRTY, FOR FUCK SAKE

OP here

Some nice cooks posted. Would suck/10

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>is that gold leaf on the chocolate cake?
>yes, chef
>and you mined the gold yourself?
>of course not, chef
>....christ.

Best bread on soc

Bump!!

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Okay chef I'm about to clean my workspace, I know, but I have homemade marina in the saucepan, fresh cooked bowtie pasta to the left, and my breaded pan-fried chicken is almost done in the cast iron.

>>25655673
Copacetic/10

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>>25655673
YOU FUCKIN DONKEY THE CHICKEN ISN'T EVEN THAWED, WHO EVER THOUGHT YOU HOW TO FRY A MEAL
ON AN ELECTRIC STOVE SHOULD HAVE BEEN FUCKIN EUTHANIZED. YOU SCARE ME

>>25656798
In tears. I fucking love this thred

10/10 thread

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op here. so happy that this worked out.

People filter certain words for a reason you cunt. You're all fucking disgusting

>>25657478
easy now.

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Chef, steak and mash for table 7 is ready to go

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>>25657740
YOU FAT SACK OF YANKEE DOODLE SHITE, I SAID I WANTED MASHED POTATOES "MASHED" PO-TAT-OES YOU FUCKIN MONKEY. WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO WITH THIS? CEMENT A BRICK WALL!?!?!
AND THE TRI TIP WAS SUPPOSE TO BE WELL DONE, NOT RED AS THE DEVIL'S COCK FUCK OFF

>>25657780
I think I cracked a rib laughing!
>>25657474
Bless! This is the best thing that's happened to me this week.

>>25657890
ouch, that bad of a week?

>>25658508
I need humor in my life, yah.

>>25653275
Sweet

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Really guys?

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>>25652734
My kinda thread

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Fresh garden picks - grass fed beef - vermont cheddar cheese - other shit -mm

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>>25652734

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>>25660076

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Veg pie

>>25660067
You mad man.

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>>25652734
how about bacon and eggs?

goodmorning all ( ^..^)-c\_/

>>25660101
Lol, fucking saved!

>>25657474
eh it fell apart after you left.
>>25656798
>who ever thought you how to
>thot you
the chicken wasn't frozen it was breaded in flour, hence me mentioning the frying. the thing i did wrong was over crowd the pan and clearly not flatten out the chicken tenders.

>>25660774
m8 its a ramsay food rate thread idk what you expected. And if anything you should have added more oil in the cast iron pan to get an even fry and maybe butterflied that chicken

>>25660545
:3

>>25660306
get bready for this

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my broccoli is poppin'
my broccoli is cool

all the veg is jockin'

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that beet is ill man


beet me up bby

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mmmmmm homemade bean, egg, and pea toastada

looks like shit - delicious

>>25660431
superfluous parsley is superfluous

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bamp

>>25661277
I kinda have a crush on you, anon.

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>>25661856

xD thank you!

You enjoy vegetables?

>>25661856
I'm flattered

This is not socialisation nor cam whoring

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>>25661923
IT"S A FUCKING FOOD THREAD YOU TWAT

DISH OR GTFO

>>25661905
>>25661909
Yes! And...
>>25661930
Howling. I'd post a pic of my cooking, but I might melt under the brilliance of yer roast.

>>25654452
>gudetama stuff
>daiso bowl
Marry me

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>>25662660
Ohmygosh! Please post your cooks.

Cooking in general is impressive. Encouragement comes before criticism

>>25663629
Only a nonimpressive salad made for today's BBQ, though. No cooking on my part, just chopping and pecan toasting. Maybe tomorrow. Only if the funny anons make outrageously funny critiques, though! :)

>>25663943
woooorrrddd x)

>>25661404
Cilantro but ok

save

>>25653275
0/10 it doesn't even look like it could hold a spatula.

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>>25665336

>>25665336
>>25665433
Kek

>>25663436
Ok when/where bb

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Chef, some humble leftovers of miso tempeh, broccoli cashew sesame stir fry, cabbage slaw, and edamame pineapple cilantro rice.

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>>25666070
Are you trying to give me diverticulosis?

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>>25666070
>>25666536
It's hard to hate on anything with avocado. But feta? ick.

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On a diet

>>25668124
Looks simple and refreshing, friend. Would've liked a bit more acid and color (lemon or lime) but quenching all the same.

Where the fuck is OP / >>25661930 anon? Entertain me!!

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I love Chili con Carne

>>25668124
Good.

You fat slut

>>25665816
Actually looks great.

Can't hate.

>>25669898
lolololololololol!!!!! I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!
>>25669367
This looks delicious anon.

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bork

Why not?

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>>25670475

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Frittata

>>25671917
Hahaha! So cute and cruciferous!

>>25671923
Now I am hungry.

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Basically I took my mexican friends' leftovers, then, I added some cheese, and this tortilla here I feel is pretty sharp.

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>>25673169
THOSE BEANS ARE SO UNDERDRESSED THAT YOU MUST THINK THERE'S A BEAN CAMWHORE THREAD!

can't believe my thread is still active.

what's happened here?

>>25673450
What can I say, my brain gets wet from trolling /soc/ w satire and memes. Now do your job and help keep it active. :D

Have a bump

Another

>>25654369
This!

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>>25677444
I just lost my appetite.

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>>25677444
>>25677634

>>25652734
Funny

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Dinner time Gordon

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>>25680771
OH BLOODY HELL! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BEAT THE EGGS, NOT THE FUCKING MEAT!

I ASKED FOR JERK CHICKEN, NOT JERK SAUSAGE! GET THAT FUCKING ABOMINATION OUT OF MY SIGHT!