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Everybody has a secret, tell us yours.
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I talked a twink into sending me and a several of his friends a fuck ton of nudes and pics of himself in girly clothes. Fucked up a bunch of his relationships and made him delete his old Twitter account.
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nobody knows im gay and really into anal insertion, ive even sent guys anal pics one or two times in the past
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>>25639921
I met an 18 year old uni student a few months ago. We have an arrangement where I come over a few times a week and lick his soles. Once I'm done I stand in front of him and masturbate until completion with his bare feet facing me, a few inches from my penis, but never touching it.

Each session only lasts about 30 minutes and I pay him $300 per session.
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>>25639921
I really want to try sucking dick and getting fucked. Maybe with a big dildo first.
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I had worms for 6 years.
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I wouldn't mind seeing the US get nuked. And I live here.
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I like beastiality. Pm me if you like it too. Avguy133
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>>25639945
That's illegal, any repercussions or is this a lie?
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I'm totally fucking the shit out of my best friend's girlfriend -- she's an amazing person, her nude body is perfection, and I'm so not sorry
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>>25640272
I felt bad for like an hour then moved onto another submissive. No cops at the door so I must be in the black
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>>25640280
PIC?
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>>25639921
I looked at my aunt's phone the other day while she was in the shower she had kik open with tonnes of messages I only had a few mins to check a few but saw her ass in one

I sperged and tried to check her password so I could get in whenever and ended up spending most of my chance fiddling on her account page like a fucking idiot
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>>25640306
Ever considered getting with her?
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Not so much a secret but I want to get back with my ex but not until I've fucked a few more girls since she was the only one I've been with.
Last time I was with her I actually did something I never did and snooped through her phone to see what her and her current BF are talking about and what sort of pictures she had on there but she wiped most of it.
I'm probably being a moron and should move on but as a shut in it's not entirely easy especially when I broke up with her when I actually didn't want to.
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>>25639921
I am desperate to suck anyone's, and I mean ANYONE's, cock. But I'm ugly, overweight, and can't drive, so I'm self-conscious about trying to see what I can find.
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>>25640322
now I do its fucked cause shes married but I'm scared to message her
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I have massive self esteem problems and ADHD, and I'm taking some pretty hardcore perscription drugs. Very few people know, as I put on a pretty opaque confidence mask most of the time. Not the most glamorous secret but there it is.

>>25640210
That's a ridiculous amount of money for 30mins.
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>>25640334
This is so strange. Like, it's as if I wrote that comment. I feel you
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>>25639921
I want to try piss with another female who hasn't either
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>>25640334
If you were that desperate you'd exercise more, lose some weight, and take some pride in yourself.

Seriously dude, some healthy eating and vigorous exercise can make all the difference. You'll feel brighter, healthier and full of cock-sucking energy. And it'll be much easier to find a cock to suck.

Also, apart from all of that, Grindr has plenty of desperate folk you can hit up.
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>>25640469
>>25639921
Been interested pee fetish for a while now. The taste of a pissy pussy sounds wonderful.
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I've crossdressed behind closed doors for years now. Though I haven't gotten to courage to shave it all yet.
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I have a male bff. I want to cuddle all night with me all tied up. He tells me he could never do bdsm cause he'd like it too much. I wonder if he knows how wet I am when we hang out.
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>>25641314
This sounds lovely. He needs to get into bdsm and fuck you already.
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I'm in love with a ftm trans boy but I think transgenderism is a mental illness. I met her in therapy, we flirted back and forth, but we never really talked about our depression. I still struggle with calling her him. I haven't seen her IRL in about a month and I think she's mostly forgotten about me.
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I'm married but I want to get some side pussy with a younger girl.
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>>25641324
I think he's into it but has little personal experience. He has a dark side, a little sinister but is also a cuddler and very caring in his way. I have been infatuated for years. I'd say we used to be friends with sexual tension. I think he'd fuck me except:

I'm married. He lived far away, dropped me as friend when he was dating a crazy ex. I dated my husband for a few years, got married before an impending deployment that didn't happen. (Friend moved back THE DAY of our wedding, called me a week prior.) I thought marriage would work because I wasn't an obsessed psycho about hubs. but it's unfulfilling. Not going to leave hubs cause he's a good person, we cohabitate well, and he's sensitive. He had resigned himself as a forever alone before me and I don't want to break him because I'm a stupid bored girl. I don't want to hurt him, and I signed the contract. So I lust in guilt ridden secret, try to be a good friend to my crush and a decent wife to hubs. Friend is moving to a nearby town soon so I hope not seeing him will help.
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>>25641430
Oh wow do got a lot going on. But you said it best, him moving and space from each other will help. And seems like he has some interest, but not the experience good enough for you..
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>>25641430
>>25641450
Wouldn't mind hearing you talk about being all wet with me cuddling you, I'd fuck you rough before though..
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>>25641450
I have to delete his number when I feel myself getting too crazy. He is never a dick about me being obsessive though. Which he should be, if he told me to fuck off I would. He won't reject me for whatever reason. I'm hoping for reprieve with the move.

I wish hubs could see that I'm not as great as he thinks I am. Sometimes he's so distracted I wonder if he actually sees me at all. I used to fight the distance but I got tired of always making the effort and in turn lost interest. Gotta find a way to be a more worthy wife or this is going to be a long life together.

Sorry for the thought vomit. Got a lot on my mind.
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>>25641463
This made me smile. Thanks.
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I like gay porn

Not gay myself though
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>>25641510
Yeah that sounds like a good idea then. Well maybe hubs is important to you but not sexual wise kind of sounds like? You do seem interesting and unique which i enjoy. What's your asl? Would you be open to talk more privately on kik or something?
>>25641513
You're welcome, glad to hear you're smiling :)
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>>25640210
damn dude where can i find a fag to pay me for that?
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I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
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>>25641543
28/f/usa, you?

I don't have kik but might be open to making one.
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I'm basically in a terrible spot right now in my life.


My friend is a bitch, shes awful and is constantly trying to oneup me because she is jealous of me, Idek why, its really stupid.


I feel like she resents me because I am not overweight etc, she constantly pushs my buttons.


Her bf is in love with me, I can tell, he likes all my pics on instgram, and he texts me all the time with corny ass lines.


I am thinking about fucking this guy just to tell my friend to fuck off, does this make me a horrible person? I dont like either of them
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>>25641653
Okay. >. <
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my mom used to jerk me off and mess around with me when i was younge and the thought is really really hot to me. I miss that time a lot.
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>>25641638
do it. who cares. they aren't going to get married. might even be a really good lay. guy seems to worship you.
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>>25641638
So a bitch is fucking with you and her bf wants to fuck you?

Film him eating you out and send it to her. Then find better friends
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>>25641325
Well obviously it's a mental illness. Being trans is literally having body dysmorphia to the point of feeling like you should be/want to be the opposite sex. That is literally mental illness. It doesn't make it bad or wrong though, it just means you mentally feel like you belong in a different body.
A lot of people don't know what mental illness when they say that though which is fucking retarded.
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>>25641638
It would make you a terrible person but desu it's not a bad thing because then the other chick can dump his ass. She sounds awful too though.
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I was cucked by my best friend and I'm really into cuckolding and want to be someones cuckold again.
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I wish my sister and I lived closer to each other. I'd like to fuck her.
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I have been fucking my best friends fiancé for 7 years. Started when they were just dating now they are engaged. She still fucks me with no intention to stop.
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My boss and I want each other. We've had multiple conversations talking about it, but due to some of the details, its a slow process talking about making it happen. Its mostly just been flirting at work so far. with a few references to it.

I wonder if I can speed things up by being bolder?
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>>25641638
Teach that bitch a lesson and rape her. Everybody knows girls cant rape. You'll get off Scott free, with a slut sex slave and her boyfriend too, to boot.
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i used to post nudes and such on this website, i really loved it but consistently anxious about bad things coming from it.
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I got drunk and got fucked in the ass last night by a stranger while my SO was at work. I only feel I little bad about it desu
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>No picture in this one


I'm highly successful and might be one of the most successful people to visit /soc/ weekly. When someone looks at my photos and has an assumption, it is quite interesting since they assume I might be poor, miserable and sad in life. They look at a photo of me being tired from working hard and they assume I must be some construction worker or store manager. Frankly this is a benefit to me since if you look at me and you see someone who doesn't look successful since I don't dress nice and I don't do my hair in a way which makes me look rich it just means I am secretly in the one percent in the world and many people will just look at me as a guy who hasn't made it yet.

I have thought about responding to the assumptions before, but than again for what purpose would I have to tell someone online that I am actually very successful and I might even have the ability to give them some type of career advice or help them advance in their field..
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Any advice for a guy who's just about one more pointless argument away from cheating on his girlfriend, /soc/?

I'm 26, she's 27. We've been together on/off for about two years now. She refuses to change her behaviour, we fight, we break up, she promises to stop being controlling/awful, we get together again.

Repeat.

It sounds so simple as I write this down. I should leave her, right? I can't. I love her dearly despite her faults, and although I can't stand her a lot of the time, she's also been my rock these past two years.

That said, I am not sexually attracted to my girlfriend mentally or physically anymore. She complains that she's fat, and then has a tantrum when I suggest ways to remedy the fact. Her attitude toward our sex life is atrocious. She doesn't even jerk me off to orgasm, though expects me to eat her out to completion every time we fool around.

I don't know what to do. I don't want to hurt her, but I need to be desired, and I'm far fitter & better on the eye than she is. I feel as though she takes me for granted now that she's pinned me down.

She's ground down my confidence over the time we've been together to the point that I can't even be bothered to ask her to try new things in bed because I know she'll shoot me down before I've even asked.

TLDR-
>Girlfriend is controlling, lazy & selfish
>She's gained weight (250lbs) and shows no signs of trying to lose it
>She doesn't appreciate me sexually. I'm basically a mouth for her to cum on
>I'm considering seeing other women

Please help.
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>>25643456
Although your girlfriend sounds shitty, she has no intention of changing, so lets focus on you.
You sound entitled and selfish as well, and you should just leave her or deal with it. You consider her ugly, you consider yourself attractive and deserving of better, and are considering cheating on her but "don't want to hurt her". You are the ultimate retard, willing to do one of the more painful things to her rather than man up and accept that both of you are unhappy and end it, instead focusing on yourself and again, being selfish.
You know what you should do, but instead you try to be a coward about it by running away and cheating, or instead you should just confront her and flat out tell her things aren't working, you want to fix them, and expressing how you feel, telling her you feel unwanted, and you need to work on things together. And I don't mean passively "I feel unwanted", I mean being a man, sitting her down, and having an ADULT conversation (not an argument, no blame, just expression) and expressing how you feel and laying out how IMPORTANT IT IS and vital it is you need this, otherwise you'll end up cheating on her or breaking up.
If you've honestly already done this (I doubt it, but it's possible), then why the fuck are you still with her?
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>>25643647

I'm not denying that cheating is a shitty thing to do. I've never done it, yet, but I've been cheated on by a previous partner.

When it happened to me, I was in that same mindset (yours), that it's totally unacceptable, and probably the worst thing somebody could do to a partner. Now, I've been in a long-term, difficult relationship with somebody I love, but who refuses to change, and I'm starting to see why it might've happened to me. (I was pretty unbearable in my early-20's)

As for me being an asshole? Sure, maybe I am. The fact remains that she has no regard for my sexual needs, and her attitude towards her weight is very unhealthy & self destructive.

>Her: Am I fat?
>Me: You aren't as small as you were.
>Her: So I'm disgusting and you don't want me?
>Me: If you really want to lose weight, I'll support you. We can do it together.
>Her: What's the point? I'm ugly anyway.

I cannot make her see reason or logic. I cannot keep her from hating herself with honesty and support. She wants to be told that I'll love her and find her attractive no matter how big she gets. I will not do that. I have principles.

I have sat her down on multiple occasions for real, in-depth, unaccusatory discussions about our relationship, but due to a previously abusive relationship (They wailed on each other physically & emotionally) her emotional walls are Donald Trump's wet dream.

If I bring up a problem with her behaviour, she deflects. If I ask her whether she'd be open to changing, I get tears and accusations.

Thanks for taking the time to respond, honestly, but I don't think you've quite grasped the situation I'm in. If that's due to my explanation of it, I can only apologise.
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>>25641733
>>25641743
>>25641928


Y'all are right, I plan to sleep with him and then ghost both
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>>25641638
"My friend is intimidated/threatened by me being hotter than her, should I teach her a lesson by sleeping with her boyfriend?"

THAT'S what you're asking. Jesus Christ you're a horrible bitch.

>I dont like either of them

Then find new friends. Don't ruin their relationship because you're sick of being part of their lives.
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>>25641352
fuck you
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I can't stop jerking off while thinking of my older brother. It's been fap material the last couple of years, and I've been feeling it bad for him the last couple of months.

Just the thought of sneaking into his room and slipping my dick in his ass makes me hard as diamonds. Sometimes I jerk off while sniffing his boxers from the laundry. Insta-orgasm.

Nothing will ever happen obviously, but the fantasy drives me crazy. (I'm a typical closet case so logically I can see this is just my sexual frustration being offloaded onto the nearest male. Helps me feel less weird.)
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Even that I am 4 years in realtionship with my gf, I think I just push myself into it. When I was 15 I got pregnant after my first time, with my first guy. After that I got panic fear over sex with guys, so I've tried with girls, but it's still stressful and not that satisfying. She's fantastic gf and I'm too fond being close to her to tell her that.
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I fantasies about my girlfriend dating and fucking well hung black men.
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I want a femanon to role play a relative (sister/step sister/step mom) with me. That's all there is to it, no relationship, no love, no nothing other than chatting and trading pics on kik
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>Be born with a small dick
>End up a millionaire after years of hard work
>Can't get dick surgery
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>>25643910
will we get an update?
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>>25644506
I mean, mine is small before it gets hard. Definitely grows instead of shows. Kik is kapkanplz if you wanna see it before it gets "scary" even though it isn't that big lol
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>>25644506
kek
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i might have a partial phimosis D:
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Femanon here,i made our with my cousin when i was about six years old
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>>25644612
Out***
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I fractured my penis 6 years ago on two spots and ruptured right side suspensory ligament, and now its curved about 75% if we combine the curves, and is 19 cm /size before) from the outside and 14-15 cm from the inside and also very very thin at the base as it was broken. I didn't talk to anyone about it for 3 years and i finally did afterwards and my doctors just thought i was crazy. I am finally going to good urologist/andrologist at our capital city in two days. Wish me luck so my dick can fianlly be fixed. I am so afraid that he will dismiss my problems, but have faith in it this time.
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>>25643898
To be blunt from your example, yeah, you are an asshole. How is she supposed to feel attractive when you treat her like that? You don't have to lie and say she's skinny, but don't be a dick and tell her she's attractive. By not doing that, you're telling her you don't want her and she's unattractive, so of course she doesn't want to fuck you and has an unhealthy attitude because you literally don't support her, you just tell her she can loose weight without regard to her mental being or self esteem.
Even if you just said honey, I love you, don't be that way at least it makes her feel better. Christ you are a selfish prick.
If you have such standards towards looks, please, for the love of god, break up with her.
I won't lie, she has her issues, but I'm going to be totally blunt: It sounds like a good chunk of it is your fault as well. She feels ugly and you let her and in fact encourage it and don't support her or help her self esteem, which makes her feel unattractive, unwanted, and miserable, so of course she's going to treat you the same. Common fucking sense dude.
I think you really need to examine yourself and your behavior, and I'm sorry, the "I have principles" when it comes to not supporting your partner or allowing her to feel attractive (again, you don't have to lie, just don't be a dick), it makes perfect sense as to why she treats you this way. Then when you complain about feeling unwanted and feel like you deserve better because you don't find her attractive, you're being a hypocrite and a dick and are just being condescending when in reality you don't deserve better for being attractive. That's not how relationships work. The point of being in a relationship is deeper than whether you find her attractive, and if it's based upon that, don't pretend it's love, just fucking leave. Oh god my girlfriend gained weight I can't stand her but somehow I still love her. You just sound like you're in a whole bunch of denial desu.
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>>25644813
He is obviously fed up with it and is just sabotaging their relationship because he is an asshole. If he wanted to, he could fix it, but he probably won't as he doesn't care anymore or just feels hurt or something
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>>25643898
>>25644813
Also as a side message since this probably needs to be said so I don't get whining: yes, I agree some of her behavior is shitty. But I am pointing out some of it might be more justified than you think, and you certainly aren't innocent in the slightest. Just saying.
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>>25644825
Yeah, I know. I just hope that if I point out his shit he might consider it and actually do the girl a favor.
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>>25644491
You don't need a big dick, there are plenty of women that will happily lie and fake orgasm to keep you happy anon.
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I'm a 25 year old male, working a standard manly job digging holes and laying pipes and such. When I'm not at work, I drink and smoke and generally act like one of the dudes.

But, when I'm alone, I crossdress, and fuck me if I don't pull it off. Good genes I suppose. None of my friends or the other dudes I work with have any idea. I've never worn shorts around them and I never take off my shirt, so none of them know that my legs and chest have been shaved for some seven years.

If anyone found out, my reputation would be shot and I'd lose a lot of close friends and the respect of my family.
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>>25645033
Are you comfortable with your life the way it is?
Or would you feel better crossdressing more freely and not hiding that part of your life?
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I really like to be watched when jerking off. When I was 18 a girl gave me a blowjob but couldn't make me cum. So I jerked off in front of her. We caught up again later in life and she told me it was the hottest thing and she used to ask me to jerk off for her. Now she's married and I have no one to jerk off for.
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>>25645041
I'm not sure. I don't worry about money or shit like that, but it gets tiring on a physical, mental, and emotional level. I've more or less resigned myself to being alone forever because of it. No woman would be comfortable with a man who crossdresses, especially when I go full on trap mode.
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I tried losing my virginity to a hooker but I was too high and failed to get hard. She kept blowing me (with teeth...) and moaning like some awful porn star. She also told me "you have a big dick huh?" while my below average penis sat flaccid in her hand. After a bit she told me if I wanted to fuck it would be another £50, even though she had said sex was included... she claimed that meant "hand sex". I was stupid (and high) enough to pay just to get it going but the whole thing was so upsetting that I remained flaccid until I later came in her mouth and left the place feeling like the most pathetic loser on the earth.

Good thing is that the next day I was laughing about it and realized nothing could ever be as bad as that. Getting rejected, even in a mean spirited way, would be better than that train wreck.
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I sincerely want to die.
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>>25639921
I wish I was a girl.
And it is one of the main reasons why I am depressed because no matter where I go or achieve in life I will never, ever, be an actual girl.
It is because of this that I sometimes spend hours watching porn, sitting and imagining that I'm the girl.
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>>25645070
why do you give a fuck about hookers, ifthere is a one situation where you can look at girl as something you can use to cum, its then. You shouldn't worry that much
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>>25645089
Is that your actual pic? You're hot as fuck, and I don't even like traps.
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>>25645070
i feel like i need a shit thing like this to happen to get the courage and energy to actually try picking someone up
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I want a woman to devote herself to me as a docile and obedient pet.

I want absolute submission, a woman who will dedicate herself to my pleasure, obey without question, and find her own happiness in servitude.
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>>25645093
Well at the time I cared because that's as close as I've been to a naked woman in my whole life. I could not remember what it even feels like to touch a human being.

In retrospect, being more assertive and telling her how I wanted her to do things would have made a huge difference, but like I said, I was too fucking high and full of anxiety to even think properly.

But just like everything else that causes me anxiety, once I've done it, it stops being a problem.
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>>25640246
Say hi to the nsa
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I forgot about a big meeting scheduled with my company and another company, I completely forgot and didn't handle what I needed yet. I'm going to be busy for the next few days trying to fix everything and make sure things go well. Really forgot I booked a meeting on my calendar a month ago and this team from the company is flying out to meet me and my company.

I'm an idiot, but I probably just need an assistant or secretary to manage my calendar and tell me a week in advanced what is going on.

I feel like shit and I'm posting about it on /soc/
Hopefully everyone else is having a nice night
>Anyone looking for a job?
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>>25644813

You're now the #1 White Knight on the Internet.

>>25644825

And here's his V-Card carrying squire.

The outside world is actually pretty fucking grim, boys. I genuinely envy your naivety.
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I post on soc all the time and im so worried about getting recocgnized in public or something but i keep doing it
But secretly i hope to see myself faked on here one day but i know im pretty average for a girl
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>>25645203
If you post a pic it might be a problem..

if you shitpost nobody would recognize you.............

fyi, i stopped posting since the threads get archived on google and you're in a database for evr
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>>25645189
Nice excuses, but your relationship is the one failing. I'm in a happy relationship of 3 years plus, and all my relationships have been successfully long term. You're the one not supporting your partner and then complains when she acts like you lol.
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>>25645238
Pictures but its never anything too lewd
Its just i cringe thinking someone will come up to me like hey youre that girl from soc
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>>25643406
Help me out I need some advice
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>>25645268

Glad to hear it. Here's to another three years of stability.
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>>25644555
sure, but it will be the weekend, doubt the thread will still be up
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>>25643935
its kinda annoying to bend over backwards just for this girl to use me over and over again because she is insecure, shes not even ugly. plus yea im a bitch duh
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Had a sexual relationship with my best friend, mainly blowjobs and hand jobs. He got a girlfriend and stuff kinda stopped but he would still be flirty and wanted to jerk off with me from time to time.
He moved recently and I cut contact with them both to avoid telling her the truth, I still miss him and am drinking at 7am just to cope with the fact I'll probably never speak or see him again. Think I miss him more as a friend than any of the lewd shit but fuck it he made his choice.
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I wanna get fucked in the ass by furries.
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>>25641510
If there's no magic in your marriage, it's probably better to get out. Otherwise it'll get worse, and you'll end up resenting him and hating yourself for being too weak to make yourself happy.

It's not going to get easier with the other guy just because he's not around. He's never going to tell you to fuck off, and you're not going to have the strength to do it yourself, but that's OK. I've been there myself.

You need to make a decision either way, I guess.
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>>25645097
It's not. I wish it was though.
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Ive been obsessing over ending some degenerate and then myself for two weeks. I cant sleep much anymore.
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>>25647791
take xanax
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>>25647792
i live in the middle of bumfuck no where far from the states, might do a cheeky md bender. Might just start drinking, its almost 6am
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I have a lot of emotional issues so I turn to masturbating often. And I get off the best when people say my cock is big. It makes me.feel powerful and forget bumpy stuff in my life. I really just want someone who cares but I don't care enough about myself to better my image etc. Happy just showing people my cock and receiving praise.
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>>25647830
Was the same way before i broke mine :( You should stop masturbating a lot and try to get out of house, that cock showing is just replacement for your affection starved person and you are kinda insecure so you use your cock to feel important. Wish my cock was back in its full power:P But you should really try to live your life instead of doing that. Also be careful jerking off your cock. Try therapy :P

>>25647808
I can recommend you only masturbating and going to sleep if drinking is going to upset you more :P
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>>25645146
I feel like I'm walking on water right now

Ran the shit out of this meeting and I'm a fucking boss, I was unprepared, didn't sleep last night and totally forgot about this meeting but I ran the whole project to success. Damn, I feel good right now

Drinks are on me senpai
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>>25648137
It's okay lol, you shouldn't feel guilty about it lol, every sexually frustrated person in puberty on internet has much to feel bad about lol. Just don't do it anymore if you don't enjoy it and link the masturbation videos if you don't mind :P (joke, but you can if you are okay with it)
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>>25646136
kik;snap
>juxtak
down to hear how it all goes if you're willing.
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>>25648002
drinking will probably help, i'll probably whack one out and nap anyway
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>>25640306
you are an idiot, copy next time to a pc
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>>25640280
disgraceful. you have no shame. you have betrayed those who trust you by indulging in hedonistic futility. you will ultimately be judged for your immense shortcomings
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I thought for a long time that what I wanted in life was to achieve something very high in this field and to never give up. I did just that and I stopped hanging out with people and ended up focusing on studying and learning either at work or at home. Eventually things went south and I was being promoted and had to train other people and teach them my skills, that's kind of where I learned that other people who work with me don't really know shit and they don't put in the amount of effort as me. I stopped studying since I was always alone and always studying or working on something from work, I completely gave up on studying for certifications 3 months ago and have spent every day playing video games. Truth be told, I have no friends and this work/life is really painful on the mind since you can be really good at what you do and one day you figure out that other people actually socialize outside of work and you're the guy who never gets invited anywhere.

These days, I want to start studying again and end up getting promoted in the next few months, but for what reason? To climb the ladder again, and to make more than 150k and join the solutions/architect team?

For what reason? I'm single and alone, the other guys are married and spend their time working or sitting at home with their wife

I have nothing anymore, except this career and I used to be so busy and happy I didn't care about being alone. But now, I can only see myself being alone and miserable at this job forever
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I was physically, verbally, emotionally abused by my parents. Now I want to make ordinary people suffer.

The time is always never far away
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>>25646621
Dang. Seems legit. What happened when you were here?
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>>25649355
What games have you been playing, man?
I get that it isn't much help over the internet but you sound like a pretty driven person. Even if you're feeling a little direction less right now, that drive will come back when you have something worth pushing for.
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>>25639921
I really love fat girls (>300lbs) and would like to feed one up to the point of maybe 800lbs (or whatever renders her totally immobile for her height). Once she starts becoming unattractive to me I'd like to just put her in a room somewhere where she'd get what she needs to live and be entertained, but I'd get a new girl to repeat the process with (and the old girl wouldn't be able to do anything about it since she'd be too fat to move anything beyond her arms).
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Im sleeping with 3 girls, one my ex, second my friend from work which she has a bf whos i know really good, second too my friend from Work she also has a bf im good cuz big D And nice body lover
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I was coerced into sex (i.e. statutory rape) when I was 14, the guy was 21. I'm 19 now and ever since then whenever I go through bad pits of depression/anxiety I hook up with older men, I guess as a way to "reclaim" the power I lost. I've had sex with four or five older men now with twisted fantasies about younger girls, but something about it makes me feel like I'm the one in control
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>>25649490
so you didn't consent at all? what did he make you do? it sounds worse than youre saying if your hookups all had twisted fantasies about young girls
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I'm a wizard.
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>>25649541
There was no way for me to consent at 14 with a man that much older. He was my first boyfriend actually, we'd "met" on a musician's livestream, he asked for my skype and realized we both live in the same area. he confessed that he knew having sexual relations with me was not only illegal, but morally wrong, and I myself wasn't even interested in sex at the time, but I thought that he loved me and I wanted to prove I could be "mature", so I agreed. I came to my senses about half a year before I turned 16 when I noticed that almost every time we interacted, it involved sex. If I didn't want to have sex (and about 99% of the time, I didn't), he would jerk off in front of me or if I wasn't with him, call me and try to have phone sex. I broke up with him and he used emotional manipulation to try to get me to come back. I was still 15 at this point, and everything about this situation warped my views on romance and sexuality. I'd also kept it a secret (for obvious reasons) from everyone I know, which affected my trust in other people and relationships with friends. the older guys I hook up with now are pretty lonely and pathetic, usually 28+ and sometimes married but looking for "petite teens" or "daughters" as some of them called me. I know there's nothing they'll do to hurt me because they're so desperate, and I don't get involved emotionally so I feel that there's a barrier of safety I guess. the one time I tried to have a normal relationship with a guy my age was last year when I was eighteen, and even though we hit it off and got along well, I would have recurring flashbacks to my previous experience and I basically went ghost because I wasn't able to talk to him without feeling guilty and disgusting.
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>>25649418
how big?
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>>25649355
Opposite spectrum. same drive here anon. I ended up with a wife and eventually kids, and learning how to be what I think a person should be.

Take some time to improve your body, it improves your "soul". Go do Kyokushin Karate, it is at it's core, about the Struggle of life, with yourself, just struggle in general, and enduring it, thriving in it.

Cant find a woman you want where you are at? Go find a woman from an impoverished nation, court her, make her your wife, teach her your ways. Have many children.
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I have no friends whatsoever, a girlfriend that seems miserable and could do way better, and I convince myself every morning that I shouldn't take my own life already.

Things would be so simple if I just went through with it. No more worry, depression, anxiety, loneliness, etc. She could find someone else as well, either that or it'd be the thing to finally push her over the edge.
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I can't stop thinking about cute traps, I want to fuck one with my gf and watch one fuck my gf too, I don't even care about being cucked and all that, it's so hot to think about
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In love with my best friend of over a decade who thinks I'm straight because I'm too much of a coward to take a chance.
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i convinced my boyfriend he wanted a 3some now weve been doing that weekly with different guys
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I have an average sized dick but somehow it turns me on so much when I show it to a girl and she says it's small. Never knew about it until it happened one day and I got such a rager. Weird. Maybe got a bit of a cuck fetish from it too. Like she'd enjoy a big cock more.
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>>25650863
That's hot as fuck.
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Maddest fantasy is to be kidnapped and forced femenized and sold as a trap whore, bassicaly just want to be a trappy boy
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>>25650462
Thanks man, I think I'll be alright its just this shit is starting to get to me and I've started to feel like I will never find someone out there. Either way, I'm trying and looking to advance again without focusing on the negative things so much .I used to have a lot of drive and dedication, but these days I feel like I'm losing everything...
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>>25651088
That's pretty hot, I'd probably buy you and treat you like a submissive little girl
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I walked in on my roommate girlfriend getting changed. It made me so hard and I haven't stop thinking about it. Ive evening jerking Off to nothing but her since
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>>25650483
but you will disapeear and nothing could happen to you again, you wont be able to think or anything, you wont exist, you will have no mind, you will just be dead
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I lurk 4chan.
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>>25649355
You clearly have the drive to get what you want. You need to put some of that effort into your social life.

Join a club, or exercise class, or something. Get active in a group activity and push yourself into social situations. It'll take some time, but if you really want it you can have it.

>I have nothing anymore, except this career

Well a career and ambition are great positives if you want to find some dates and meet girls.

>But now, I can only see myself being alone and miserable at this job forever

The only person that can change things is YOU. Nothing is impossible - look at what you achieved from working hard. There is no reason why working hard at other things, like a social life and relationships, can't happen as well.

You don't like your job? Cool. Start brainstorming ideas for what you'd like to do. Do some research on things you can adapt to doing. It's much easier do your shitty current job if you're secretly building a plan to escape!

You can do it anon. I believe in you.
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>>25646327
Contact him. Start fucking. You know you want to.

Why should you fall into alcoholism because of his unsuspecting gf? Win him back, he wants your D.
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>>25645146
>>25648125

I am totally looking for a job. Hire me!
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>>25651360
It's not a shitty job

The problem is me and I have one of the best careers in the US

I have the opportunity to work from anywhere I want and work on any kind of projects. The issues are these days nothing seems to satisfy me

>>25651379
You wouldn't want to work for someone like me, I'm a workaholic with nothing else in life.......
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>>25651466
Hey if you're organised and have an assistant then you have more time for other stuff in your life, right?

I can discreetly schedule free time for your Tinder/Grindr dates, and tell you about important meetings the week before. It's all win win.
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Autoerotic asphixiation
I'm addicted to percocets
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I'm tired of being a wage slave. seriously considering sucking cock for cash.
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>>25652427
have u sucked them before? where would u go to arrange this? are you m or f?
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I pick at my belly button when I jerk off, its left it fairly scarred and gross looking. I am very self-conscious about it.
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My family sees me as confident and decisive. I'll be leaving the country for 3 years for a military duty, living with only 9 other people. When I get out I'll be 25 and in scared shit less that I'll regret it. The reason being, I won't have any long term relationships, I don't know what I want to do for a career after, and I'll be isolated from my friends and family back home. I want to start a family a few years after I get back but I'm worried it won't be possible for my situation. I don't care much for meaningless sex, I really just want a connection with someone.
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I'm depressed about my neglected case of penile fracture. I have weak erections and my penis has two curves of 15 and 30 degress. It hurts most of time, he thinned a lot and is like 5.5 inch long if i mesure from the base (7.6 if i measure along the curve at the backside, as it was before, no longer usable) went to uro and he said nothing can be done about it, except maybe a surgery with risk of impotence and prnis shortening Also i prematurely ejaculate most of time due to combination of pain and pc muscles trying to fix my penis in place when,it suspensory ligament has been torn.

I am thinking of suicide, my penis is weak, half usable and is as big it was when i was 13. Can't stop thinking about it and it has been deszroying my psyche for 6 years. I had a big dick (i was also 16 when it happened do it could even grew more) now i woul probably be smallest for most of girls, i lost all my confidence and really don't want to use it at all. I think my ex lied to me when she said she prefers smaller and was generally unsatisfied with it, and so would be any normal girl. I was the biggest at my age and it was genetically that was as my father had similar dick and now i am smallest and feel like third world citizen in terms of dicks. No one will ever gasp at it sight or moan because of it. My identity has been tearing since it happened and i just can't picture myself normally, every time i try to picture my dick i just can't and can't accept it in its current state. I hope and pray to god that it can be fixed or i don't know what can i do. I can either have complexes and hate women or allways feel inferior. I pushed away every girl i liked since because of it, and also my ex. I kinda think she would want me back if i had my bigger dick back (would be her biggest) I give myself another year in which i will do anything to fix it or i will go on antidepressives to kill my libido or stop trying around girls and accept any that could enjoy me. i know i'm,overreacting but
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My mother underwent cosmetic surgery when I was about 10, during recovery she developed a fever and I attempted to attack her. My aunt held me back until she could get me out of the house. I was so afraid something was going to happen to her and I was so angry that she would put her life at risk because of cosmetic reason's, I was so angry she felt her appearance was more important than taking care of son, I felt she was willing to abandon me. I would still love to put bullet in her skull but that's doesn't allow her to suffer, if I had my way the last moments of my life would serve the final purpose of killing my half brother and stepfather and disfiguring the bitch before putting myself out of misery. I don't see the point in a different ending.
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I fantasize about teaming up with a hot girl with whom I'd turn fragile feminine boys into sissy sluts. Like, maybe at first she'd start a relationship with the guy, introducing him to light femdom, and progressively making things escalate and feminizing him, and I'd step in at some point as the dom/bull.
I'd be curious to know if there actually are some girls who share this fantasy.
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>>25652556
I want to rape this dude ^^^

Consent is a joke.
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>>25652494
It's killing me, and was all my mistake. I just destroyed my dick because i hated how shit my life was. And now it's shit forever untill it gets fixed. Just cannot cope with it. Sry for vent, i'm tired and just needed to get that out. Please wish me luck, it's very important to me and since it happened that thought about my dick is allways burried in me untill everything that is me just falls apart and only the injury stays on my mind. I don't know how i'm supposed to live with my half fuctional dick. I guess it's worse in my mind and not all girls are so fixated on cocks and could enjoy oral and similar form of stimulation, but i could (unless it fixes) never enjoy rough, passionate, dominant sex with my real, pretty big dick. And i just can't feel complete without my dick. And with that hole and my usual self harming destructive mechanisms, i fucked up everything else in my life too. It just doesnt feel like it's my dick, its like handicaped version of it and i am ashamed of the way it is, and submissive person i will eventually probably become in every rečationship with woman because of it. I get constantly jeleous of people with big and even normal penises and i guess i would be happiest if every other dick in the world gets broken, or if i at very least had a friend with same issue so we can have fun and chase girls abd not care about their opinions as at the end we have eachother at least and we could have threesomes and double penentrate vaginas as two our broken dicks would count for at least 1.75 normal dicks and we would fix them together and live happilly afterwards. Anyways i apologize for this replys, i took some "anti stress pils" and i needed to get this out of my mind do i can sleep properly. Sorry :(
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>>25652560
Shut the fuck panzi. No one cares about your broken dick fountain.
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>>25652559
Who said anything about rape ? What are you even saying ? Try to make sense.
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>>25651123
That's the thing that's really appealing to me. To not exist, if only I could vanish without a trace.

It's hitting even harder now as I'm turning 25 on the 9th.
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>>25652568
:( good night
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>>25652572
I was the other poster.
i know, i would kill myself too if i only got another chance at life :( But i think all your problems could be fixed if you try even tho its easier to suicide
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>>25652556
dunno about girls but I've fantasized about this exact thing from the submissive guy's perspective
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>>25652569
If you look at his other posts it doesn't seem like making sense is a strength for him
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>>25652598
Nice to know ! ;)

>>25652650
Yeah, figured that out after I replied.

>>25652586
Have you ever considered travelling to Asia ? Maybe your cock wouldn't be seen as too small there ?
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I want to fuck a Trans ftm,
If you are hmu on kik trappis629
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>>25652556
>>25652673
Yeah how do I get in on this?
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>cheated on my wife with ~20 people
>stole my neighbor's 15yo daughter's dirty panties
>had girl into "rough sex" tied up and fucked her in the ass till she was bleeding and crying, says she tried to scream stop but the gag made it sound like she loved it.
>in high school I fucked this gay kid then made fun of him behind his back for being gay the rest of the year
Kik: sphekix if you want more details or something.
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Got divorced 3 years ago. I immediately started a 3-year painkiller habit, to suppress the depression I was left with. I blew $100,000 over those 3-years. I also lost my freelance business, worth $150,000 a year.

Had to move in with my parents. I can't find the motivation to find a shit job. I borrow $1300 from my folks every month. My creditors call 5-6 times a day.

I had to dump my girlfriend, whom I loved SO much.....because she turned out to be a habitual/compulsive liar.

Today, a few hours ago, I received a $24,900 tax bill from the IRS - from the year I divorced.

I've been high on cocaine for 4-5 days per week for the last 2 months. I stay up for 2-3 days, and my parents don't realize. I have not relapsed on painkillers, but I fear the coke may present an option for addiction.

I am 37 years old

Half my life is a secret.
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I fucked my friends wife who is also my friend, and the broke up that same day. But not because I fucked her.
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>>25649617
I feel like a horrible human being, because I am. But I want to take advantage of you so badly.
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>>25652673
i hope i can get him,back to 7.5 inch, he only needs to be straightened, but yes i did, but i can't because i'm not very rich, studdnt, and from balkans and i don't know the language. I think i'll just ignore existance of my dick in this state untll it get fixed
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IRL I'm totally straight, masculine macho built laborer type with a kid and an exwife who's kinda prudish, secretly (known to only about a half dozen people) I'm a completely deviant demented perverted bi faggot who loves to act out on impulsive kinky sometimes down right sick sexual acts and outbursts. i started masterbating before i could even cum at around 7 after watching an older cousin who i also experimented sexually with (more or less molested by him) I've committed incest a few times, beastality, straight, gay, and bi sex, ive been a sub and a dom, i started camming for gay guys when i was about 14-15, used to invite older guys over my parents house from craigslist and service them outback or with them in the next room over, ive fooled around with a mature married bi couple who ive run the full gambit with (wife dommed and forced me and husband to suck and fuck, cucked the husband with her, dommed them both, and been dommed by both), ive also topped and bottomed, fucked and sucked in public, had a threesome with a daddy-son couple, got caught with a married guy in his kids playroom by his wife, even sucked and fucked a 70 year old guy high on speed, i got a million stories and about a thousand kinks, my kik is artoftheproblem1 if anyone wants to chat
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>>25652461
m. i used to have a dildo to suck. never sucked a real dick. i'd probably start a thread on soc. suck it well once and if they wanted more i'd start charging. not a good business plan but fuck it.
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>>25653131
Woah what the fuck, so you're a fucking rapist and degenerate? Jesus man, I hope you rot.
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>>25640280
kill her, then yourself
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Definitely skull fucked a jack o' lantern outside of my neighbor's house one year like a week before Halloween in broad daylight.
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>>25640306
Post id
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I play in 3 bands, I'm wealthy (3 Million), athletic, and I'm a straight A student in college.

But I'm so deathly afraid of being rejected that I cant aproach women, and as such I've been single for the longest. I can't stand single life and it's got me really depressed.
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I'm an old black man, was married and have two grown kids. My current girlfriend is a 16 year old blond goddess who immigrated here from Oslo last year. Honor roll student, and she's already pregnant.

And 16 is the age of consent here, so it's legal. Her parents are okay with it, too. Got to love the products of social liberalism!
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>>25640334
Does your name begin with a C because if you are who I think you are I'd go for a roll in the hay with you if I thought you could stay quiet about it to our friends and my gf
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>>25639921
I have a bottle of everclear and I don't plan to drink it.
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>>25653712
Idk, I feel like a good person. I mean I volunteer, I do my best to make the people around me happy. Hell I drove a truck full of canned for to Houston last week. I just have weak moments.
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I love showing off my cock....probably so much so that it's going to cost me my relationship.
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>>25653131
do you think you're a psychopath? does anyone else know you are? does your wife know about the cheating? do you feel bad about this stuff at all?
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>>25653431
do you usually refer to your penis as "he" and "him"? your story is the saddest.
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>>25654344
"I have weak moments, where I rape people"
Doing some good things doesn't necessarily make you a good person, especially when you do TERRIBLE things that even it out. If anything it's worse, because you justify your bad shit because you do a couple of good things, which makes you an even worse person.
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I'm a 10/10 yet I still think about a chica from /soc whome I've never even seen.
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Hello femanon here,
I feel like I'm the only female who loves small dicks? Average and big dicks are kinda scary to me desu
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>>25654532
That's good to hear, but as a successful man with a small dick it still doesn't take the pain away of knowing you aren't blessed with your penis..
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I want to be a trap, but im freggin afraid, everytime i try to get into it i stop, society sucks... i cant tell anyone ....
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>>25654614
Problem is im kind of a macho guy, and i dont fuckin know what to do
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>>25654619
My kik is Tiger_CTB if someone wants to chat btw
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>>25654568
Word
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I like my sugar baby of 4 months way more than my girlfriend of 2 years.
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>>25640280
I, too, can lie on the internet
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>>25641524
Got news for you, kiddo
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>>25644615
How old was the cousin?
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I want to get catfished. Have a cute "girl" as my friend who's actually a guy irl.
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I say it's not that big of a deal but it's pretty upsetting that I'll be 25 tomorrow and won't get so much as a card, not even a "happy birthday" from my family. Birthday wishes mean more than you know sometimes, suppose I should be used to it though.
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I'm a guy, and I bought my best guy friend an Xbox One for his birthday with money I got from being a cross dressing camboy and spreading my legs for strangers~

He has no idea how I made that money, and he never will. I still cam, too, but now I do it for free...pic very much related~
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>>25654918
On my last birthday my ex and I were playing a game and she was going on and on about her friends upcoming birthdays totally forgetting about my birthday.
We were together for nearly 5 years and I broke up with her while she begged to stay together.

And women wonder why men have trust issues
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>>25654938

you're a fag
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>>25654969
True, but that's some bro-tier faggotry.
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>>25654938
>but now I do it for free
Damn, was hoping you'd be in the market for new friends, heh.
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>>25655007
I sure can be~
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>>25655011
How long would it take for Xbox One gift level status?
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>>25654377
Dunno, possibly. It would be cool if i refered to my penis before the injury as he/him, and now as it. lol. i still have faith in getting it better

>>25654532
thats great, would like to make you happy with my penis

>>25654568
would you feel better if you were blessed with it, and it was in your genes but you fucked it up? Real qustion
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>>25640423

Same
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>>25643406
i'm more successful for sure
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>>25639921
I essentially groomed and raped my gf's little sister now we fuck on the reg.

Also I fucked my lil cousin.

Both would land me in jail.
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I desperately want to suck a cock and swallow cum for the first time. I'm 28 and never been with a guy before.
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I open mouth kissed a horse once
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I've only ever had one boyfriend of 5 years and he broke up with me a month ago when I found out I've assburgers.
Now I'm nearing my mid 20s and I'm 90% certain I'll die alone, friendless and boyfriendless. I don't go out to bars or dress very well (I've tried many times and failed), I don't even know if I have anything to work with aside from a relatively decent body in the first place since the only people who ever called me pretty were my mum, boyfriend and a classmate who tried to teach me how to fix my makeup better. I feel hopeless and dumpy compared to my peers.
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>>25655911
Hahaha, based assburgers
I hope you'll end up like us robots, rostie fuck
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>>25655922
I'm autistic, not mentally ill
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>>25655924
Well played, rostie. Well played
I still hope you'll live the rest of your life in misery
Please be my autistic gf
Iv've been alone for so long
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The first girl I ever ate out was my step-sister. It got to a point that I was doing it every other day. I became obsessed with it. She would give me hand jobs in return.
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"Can I Rape You Anally?"
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From 12 - 16 I fooled around with nearly every woman in my best friends life barring his mom who's tits I felt up while she was asleep.

His sister his big cousin his visiting cousin who I got to fug, his girlfriend his neighbour and his neighbours mother.

And we also done a whole bunch of gay shit.

>Sometimes I wonder if they ever talked about it
>Then I laugh
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I shill my Twitter on /soc/ in hopes I will make friends and have people approve of me because I'm really insecure about myself and my life

https://twitter.com/html_cake/status/906308462438703109
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>>25655924
>>25655938
>meet a fellow autist but of the opposite gender for the first time
>scare her away after the first post
Fuck my life
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My loads are enormous, but literally no one I've been with cares even though I think it's cool :(
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>>25656151
I care. I want to see.
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>>25656162
I have kik I guess if you want to see lol
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>>25656252
Sorry, my kik is "doesitallalready"
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>>25643456
Brooooooo. Exact same boat only a few years younger.
Everything was good, we moved in together a year in, and the whole past year and a half has been complete shit. She used to be sexy, but just let herself go and wont do anything about it, sex used to be fun, and she talks likes she wants to do freaky/new stuff but when it comes down to it, its me missionary on top.

The only difference between us is, Ive already cheated on her. Mostly because she's already cheated on me and thinks I don't know. The only reason I havent kicked her to the curb is we're fucking stuck in a shithole because neither can save enough money individually to put a security deposit somewhere new.

Dont feel bad. If you aren't happy, you arent happy.
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I've been convincing myself for years that friends of mine have died even though those people never even existed.
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>>25656074
I'd approve of you on a nightly basis.

Also, nice booty
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I'm in a loving marriage but I want both of us to have a side sex partner to do things we don't like to do with/can't do with the other.

For her, a female or male that has a long tongue to really eat her out crazy

For me, a female or trans girl that has a wide mouth who can deepthroat
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>>25640423
oh hi there
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>>25641638
fuccking vapid cunt jesus fuck get the fuck out of here you make me puke
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>>25654532
Add me on Kik. You'll like mine. Onedollarholler
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I'm private investigator, I've been pretty lonely lately and I would love to chat with some girls with cute Eastern European accents for my birthday.
I'm not even talking about anything weird or lewd, I just find the accident really cute and sadly it seems like quite a few girls are self-conscious about their thick accent or English skills.
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I didn't realize I wanted to begin a family.
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I want to sniff used panties, how unique am I? Probably a bit....I dont have access to anyone's used panties though, so it will remain fantasy
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>>25658520
I sniff my own panties, like regularly.
>I get you
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>>25658522
you do? I guess I could get my own, but it wouldn't be the same as smelling someones pussy....I assume you're fem
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>>25657942
Musicistherapy34
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>>25658524
indeed
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I need more sluts for sexting

22 year old 8 inch cock and I am online and hard every night!

ADD ME:

Skype = Godda2882
Oovoo = Godda2882
Kik = Godda2882
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>>25658596
can i have some of yours? that would be perfect
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>>25658618
we can surely arrange something
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>>25658622
EVer lick them? Or smell someone else's?
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I unironically enjoy Dragon Force
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I listen to Angra when nobody is watching me. They are great.
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>>25658704
I've never smelled someone else's, but that'd be interesting.

I've also never licked them, that's an interesting take.

Have you had access to girlfriend's panties before
?
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>>25659080
Saaame
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Huge diaper fetish. Also I'm bi and no one knows it. I think every person I've ever met would be extremely weirded out to learn that I've been to multiple gay diaper fetish parties.
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>>25659140
yes but never sniffed them. Id like to sniff her sisters though, What do yours smell like? Why haven't you smelled someone else's?
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>>25639921
I raped and killed a girl in 1990.
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My only sexual encounter with the opposite sex is with 3 women when I was younger, I haven't had sex in over 15 years and I'm 30 now
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>>25641638
sounds like you've tried being friends with this person and she's taken advantage of you. I had something similar happen and she was a huge bitch because she was ugly and insecure and it made her feel better.

I say go for it, as long as you don't share other mutual friends because she'll spread all kinds of rumors, same with the guy when he gets caught.
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I am an 'SJW' female, or at least I used to be. I was the biggest libtard ever in university, went to an infamous SJW university, and identified as an agender queer intersectional feminist unironically.

Now that I've been using 4chan more, I'm against race mixing, and I'm open to other more traditional/Alt-Right values.

I am still in many SJW circles, all my family and friends are liberals. I feel like a fraud and a traitor. I see shit about islamophobia and BLM, and I feel like I am a racist. Everyone I know would think so.

I don't know if I'm becoming a bad person, and it worries me. I don't know what to do.
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i snapped my friends neck on accident, i ruined his life. i dont have any friends anymore, most of them believe it was on purpose.
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>>25659983
just find a quite person to hold you while you cry. someone that doesnt care
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>>25659983
Its a part of growing up and just means you're getting older/wiser

They've done studies on this stuff before, people's lives change in cycles and their beliefs change as well. The thing is this has already been discussed left and right, it isn't bad it just means you're getting older
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I feel so fucking lonely. Been in ct for over a month and just been working and havent got the chance to acyually speak with anybody. My so called friends havent even texted me,. The ones ive talked to, only reply a couple of days after i message them. Tried talking to some people around here but theyre just too old to relate with. Tried hooking up with some chicks on tinder or snap or something and got no results so far. My boss is an asshole and keeps on adding more and more tasks to me and other coworkers without even telling in advance, he just state them three days earlier... I fucking hate being alone. Need someone to talk to, a girl to fuck with, time to rest... I want my life back!!
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I once went into my girl roomate and fapped inside her panties while she was sleeping.. Also took my cum with my fingers and stroke it over her lips.. Fuckstastic
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I want to punch my co-workers in the face until their teeth break. Most of them are girls. Fuckin lazy pieces of shit, we're supposed to do a group project and I'm doing it almost on my own.
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>>25660037
Go on tinder, grindr, or talk with people over here.
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Probably will do a dick implant
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I've cheated on every woman I've been with.
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graduated from a state college in top 10% of my class

never applied for a job or internship because depression and alcoholism

had multiple jobs and extremely competent since ~15 (and worked in the family business at like 13)

family biz is basically janitors but comfy as fuck and no social interaction so i make like $15 an hour but irregular pay as fuck and have to help out my dad and do extra stuff and forgoe pay all the time (gladly) because he works like 16 hour days every day at age 60 so i do literally everything i can to lessen his workload but he is extremely stubborn. i want to leave and get a dif wagecuck job and have also been sharpening my skills at R and python for data science but since i often do work for "free" and am a workhorse of the family business and can allow for non paid wages i feel like i cant leave especially because my dad has worked like every day of his life for the past 20 years without a fucking day offf. he is literally the hardest working man i know. 12+ hour days every day for prob the past 30 years eazy. and taught me all i know about lifting. how do i leave? what do i do?
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Dated a girl like >>25659983 was originally, only slightly less retarded. I was abusive towards her. I was not a good partner. The relationship was so draining for the both of us, that I eventually decide to let up being controlling, and as a result, she cheats. At that point, I give up, but we keep talking sexually constantly. It's clear that she loves it. She ends up dating the fucker that she cheated with and, once he wanted me out, the girl made herself out to be a victim of the conversations (even though she was clearly enjoying them while she was with him). Those conversations gave me the most mind-numbing orgasms... I wish I could have them back.
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>>25660140

Your dad is probably working that hard to provide for you, because he wants you to have better. Just talk to him.
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Once fapped into my roomates underwear. She is a girl yes. I did this more then once. Also did it on her face. Shit was chas
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>>25640306
That is hot. U have kik? Mybaunt is hot too
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>>25659983
At the end of the day I feel like it all comes down to how you feel, you don't to like everything and want the world to hold hands, but you also don't need to hate everything.

If you don't like race mixing than that's fine, you aren't some kind of racist you just don't be an asshole and start telling others they shouldn't race mix. Tl;dr don't worry too much just feel comfortable with yourself.
t. Black guy who just wants people to be people.
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>>25640469
anon approximately where are you from because I'm extremely interested
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I'm a straight guy who is known as pretty manly, but I can't stop watching sissy porn and would suck dick
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I pretend to be a Shemale Domina on the Internet to get Shit for free. And it works.
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>>25643898
You're a fuckin cunt man.
>>25660106
So are you.
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>>25653131
Rapist
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>>25660037
I feel you man
Most of my friends ended up like that. They made a public request for help moving and we're super awkward about it when i showed up friendly. Like, oh ... Hey... You showed up.
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>>25659983
You know, you can be a liberal or a leftist or whatever without being crazy about identity politics... If you're fickle enough to go from "swj" to outright sympathizing with the alt-right, you might take your time figuring out who you are and what your values are before you hang out in any more echo chambers.
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2015/2016 was some of the best times of my life
My friends all moved away back home in late 2016 and I haven't seen them ever since

2017, has been one of the loneliest years of my life and I am afraid I am getting closer to death everyday. I have nobody anymore, and nothing to do with my free time.

Oh, god how I miss having friends
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>>25660917
Alright
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>>25643456
> 250lbs

Dump this hambeast for fuck's sake.
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>>25640280
kill her, then yourself
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>>25641352
kill yourself/get a divorce instead, friend
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>>25643456
fuck someone else, tell her about it, she will break up with you and demonize you and then you can't go back

just sabotage it so you can't get back together.
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>>25644100
this is kinda interesting. Share your kik
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>>25658622
Yes, let's arrange something, do you have kik or SC?
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Drugs ruined my life

>I used to lie to myself and say everything is fine
>I was busy and didn't focus on my own life
>Once I started using cannabis, that's when my third eye was opened up and I cant' stop thinking about life
I have finally figured out what it means to be alive, and I can no longer sit on the couch and be okay with this for me life

Weed has change my life in so many ways ad I am both grateful and sad the veil of illusion was taken off of me when I started smoking weed.
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>>25661876
post your kik?
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>>25645203
Post yourself

You may be pretty average for most people, but someone may find you very beautiful
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>>25656074
You're hot, and your face is as beautiful as your booty.
I could be your friend and tell you how much I love your body, and how much I like you too.
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My little brother claims to have killed a homeless man while he was 12. Says he bashed him over the head with a rock while he was passed out.
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I wanna hookup with a shemale. Just can't find one
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>>25643957
That's got, but you should really fun yourself a guy to fuck in grindr thats not your brother
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bump for interest
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Browsing 4chan and getting my dick rated by faggots
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>>25640214

Since this anon admitted this.

I must share this secret with you all.


I really, really want to find a girl to tag team her. I am straight, but MMF 3ways are way more exciting than MFF.
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>>25640469

I am a male, but quite experienced in pee play. Let me know if you have any questions.
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>>25639921
To let a woman be used as a cum dump for an entire night. Tied and gagged up.
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>>25641352

Do it, your wife is probably screwing random dudes or someone close to you.
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>>25642219

Curious, how long ago did this happen and was it in California?
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I love piss play, smelling it on my slave, making her drink from my cock
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>>25655911
I've got the spergs too, but I can tell you it gets better with age. Social skills can be learned and while you'll never be as good as a normie at it, you can still get by and it actually gives you some insight that most people don't have. Fashion sense is also very easy to learn and is really good for your confidence. I'm 32 now with a good career and a qt gf. Still working on making more friends and having more social life etc (most of my friends are online since I'm a gamer) but I'm happy where I am right now.

If you wanna talk it through or get advice or whatever feel free to kik me - tyranith
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Broke up with my ex almost 3 years ago but I still think about her and fap too her every single day. I am in a committed relationship which I enjoy but only my ex can make me cum hard
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If life is still as shit as it is now when I'm 30 I'm going on a shooting rampage. I'm hoping I get killed and I might as well have some enjoyment in this miserable existence before I go
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I'm very much into a dom sub style. I sometimes pick up guys or girls and get into smut, but lately I want to push it even more with some dog fun
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>>25639921
i still have a crush on Holly
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I practice selfsuck
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>>25665699
when will she come back?
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>>25665727
probably never, but we can hope.
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I fucked a 50yr for a few months when I was 16. It was some amazing sex and I learned a lot. Posted about it in the slut thread a little bit haven't really ever told anyone.
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>>25665779
When I was 50 I fucked a 16 year old for a few months. It was nice and she was gorgeous, but I usually have a couple of early 20 year old women in my intimate acquaintance at any given time, so it was not earth-shattering. We parted amicably.
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>>25641638
>>25644555
>>25648169
>>25657300
>>25659977


Welp I did it. I knew she was going to be at wrk most of the Saturday day, I invited him over and played coy and flirted the whole, he didnt make a move but it didnt matter.


The sex wasn;t great, but he just kept throwing compliments my way, just kept telling me how much jotter I was than than his gf lol.


Anyway, I told him idc if he tells anyone but I'm not going to date anytime soon, now he has texted me like 6 times wanting to hang out lol.


I am now ghosting both of them. Though I kinda feel bad about him, he is at least a nice person, but idc fuck her.
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>>25665796
This dude is willing to cheat on his girlfriend and he's a nice guy? What are you retarded? Obviously, why am I even asking.
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>>25665793
Yeah I learned a lot from him sexually and had a bunch of firsts, it was lots of fun. We don't talk anymore but ours ended on good terms too when he got back with his ex. Glad yours did too!
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>>25665793
Do you happen to have a throwaway email? Wouldn't mind chatting with someone who did the same thing but was the guy in the relationship (for lack of a better word)
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>>25649355
Jesus christ man, this sounds like what I want to avoid in the near future. About to work in engineering and I have nothing going on in my depressing fucking life other than what I've done at university and work.

I don't know what to do with myself really. Sometimes I really wish I could lay down and die/
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Me and my distant cousin have been fucking for the past two months. We're in the same friend group so it can get pretty awkward but insanely hot when she gets frisky when the other's can't see
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I crave cum daily. I want to swallow so bad.
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>>25665814
Lol she is terrible to him, like for real.


Plus I am way hotter, why would he not
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>>25645117
I didn't know that was a thing, I thought everyone wanted at least a little bit of resistance
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>>25665902
It's called he can break up with her. I never said she treated him well, but that doesn't excuse cheating.
I hope any relationship you have there is a way hotter chick with the same logic and fucks you over, that would be hilarious. It's ever better because "way hotter" doesn't mean much if she's ugly sweetie.
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>>25640330
>I broke up with her when I actually didn't want to
that part's ok. you probably would have never reached a point, when it would have felt conclusive to break up unless she fucked up.
if you are both calm-ish that's generally rare i guess.
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>>25641325
oh you. life is a mental illness.
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>>25666655
>>25666666
the post numbers know what's up
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>>25666666
>>25666671
Yawn
What a waste
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>>25665708
hot.
do you fuck someone while sucking theirs?
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>>25665396
i sure don't hope someone rampages you before that. :^)
ever tried drugs?
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>>25666093
its mean the same wut? it means I am way hotter than her lol, are you stupid?
Regardless, you dont even know my situation lol, so stay fat and ugly sweetie
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>>25665037
nice.
>>25663264
you and me both but i am just restricting myself
>>25661615
when is that first gf coming?


i miss the time my best friends and i used to suck and fuck.
and my exgf too. sometimes.
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>>25660043
creepy.

and that's coming from scum, that used to suck people's genitals in their sleep.
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>>25659945
DO you regret it?
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>>25657288
that sounds all lovely. count me in
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I am in a dark place
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>>25666711
If she's ugly then way hotter can mean you're just average, just as way more than 0 can be 10 or 1,000.
apparently you are mentally retarded if you don't understand that. You don't know my situation either, so keep on assuming I'm fat and ugly so you can feel better about your dumb ass, I'm sorry being faithful and not fucking around doesn't necessarily mean they're fat and ugly, it just means I'm not a thot like you.
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>>25656416
unfff
>>25656031
hottt
>>25655924
>lol
>>25654799
snowflake/10
>>25654447
pics pleeeeeeease
>>25653884
XD
>>25651088
what is your cock like?
>can i suck out the trap's cum out of her cock after she cleans your assjuices with your gf's pussy?
>>25646387
i am not a brony and want to visit those infamous con orgies
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Anyone bang a sibling here?
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Im white and love me some black women. Thick thighs, ghetto booty and big tits. Something about them gets me a hard on. I have dated a few back in the day and I've been lucky enough to bang 2 before. Seeing their booty ride my dick was amazing!
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>>25666679
chill, numbers only correspond to truth.
not insightfulness.
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When I was 25, me and my dad lost our jobs around the same time, I didn't have much saved up so I moved back in with him. My family made me feel like a freeloading pos the whole time I was unemployed, after a few months it really got to me, so I went on a sugar dating website hoping to at least make some money to pay rent. So I decided to meet with this middle aged white guy, and when I got to the hotel and saw him face to face, he looked like a completely different, less fit, middle aged white guy. I'd never done anything like this before and was super nervous, at this point I was too afraid to even question him, so I just went with it. We had sex, I got nothing. Not even cab fare. It wasn't supposed to be a one time transaction, we agreed on an on-going arrangement but nothing happened as i thought it would that day. I went to the bathroom and cried afterwards at what I'd done, but I was also kind of irrationally glad I didn't get any money out of it, so i can tell myself that technically I wasn't a whore.
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Apologies for bad writing and typos, I didn't proofread lol.
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i kinda want to suck a dick and feel what it feels like to swallow cum and take a cock in my ass but at the same time i don't want to do anything like that now because i am in a stable relationship that i don't want to ruin
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I was forced into a wig/dress for a picture once.

Freshman year, I was so smull. I kinda wonder how that picture turned out.
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>>25666798
Nah you just dont know how this person is, they are abusive, narassitic and use people.

You're trying to call me ugly lol, its just your own insecurity with yourself, I'm like an 8/10 desu sooo stay mad
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i stopped dating because i'm a bad horrible person and got drug back into trying and now she doesnt even fucking want me i tried my fucking hardest
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I had a threesome with an engaged couple and have fucked the girl behind the guy's back 3 times after. She came to me, don't feel bad
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>>25655924
BLOWN
THE
FUCK OUT
10/10. Normie here, would wed for the bantz alone
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In a srs LTR w/ someone who honestly is the best thing that ever happened to me. Her parents love me, her 11yo daughter loves me, I mean apart from being broke as fuck, things couldn't really be better.

Except they should be. Gf is a lot moodier than I would prefer & is from Queens, so she has a fuckin' hair trigger. Haven't slept in the same bed for almost 2 months (couch is comfier, desu).

So here's the secret: I've been hitting on an older lady at work, customer, who's drop-dead gorgeous & likes me back. We've been flirting for a while, started emailing last week. Graduated to skyping last couple nights.

Now, tomorrow after I get off work, her & I are going in her car somewhere private & will commence to fucking like rabbits.

She's married unhappily & is in a "more a roommate than a spouse situation, similar to mine except she has more to lose.

I doubt anyone will care, but I'd be willing to report back on how the sex is. No pics, don't ask.

But she says since she hasn't been touched in god knows how long, she should have a hair-trigger clit. Looking forward to finding out.

TL;DR- I'm going to cheat on my girlfriend tomorrow night for the first time.
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>>25667281
You're the one who literally called me ugly and fat without seeing me, now you're trying to tell me that's what I said and it's my insecurities? Now you're just projecting really hard dear. Also stay mad lmao, nice comeback. You wish I was mad.
Also still, you were willing to fuck her boyfriend, her boyfriend was willing to fuck you, he should leave if she's so bad.
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>>25649355
I did the same thing. I am 32 and a Director at a non-profit.. ditched the social life for a career and now I'm burnt out and feeling like life is passing me by.

I feel for you... can't you go on a dating site and find women in similar situations as you? At least they can understand.
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>>25639921
Want WW3 so I can stop living a boring fucking life.
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>>25645117
Same here, anon.
The more obedient and submissive the better.
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>>25666751
Everyone else is too.
At least we're alone in the dark together.
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I am gay. Been since she 11 but didn't realize until later in life/always denied it. I still haven't come out and not sure if I wanna. But ever since I could masturbate I would put things in my butt
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>>25667315
How did that happen?
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I'm a mtf and I'm proud
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I'm a literal slut, I fucked almost 30 guys within this year, I dont have STDs tho, damn I love male attention
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My mother wanted a girl and not a boy, but she refused to have an abortion. Now i hate myself for being male.
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>>25668804
Fuck off you useless cunt
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>>25668144
Tell me how, please
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>>25668144
>>25668889
Kill yourselves you perversions of nature.
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>>25668893
Youre cute ^^ the funniest thing is that a perversion of nature like me could kill you of with one blow , so if you want to insult people, go out and have balls
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>>25668903
You fucking trans freak I'd slit your fucking throat if you came anywhere near me you vile abomination of diseased flesh
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>>25668886
>useless
How come you think i'm useless? I'm a hard working taxpayer.
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>>25639921
I'm a functioning alcoholic. So far I've managed to limit myself at the pub with my friends, but I feel like I've lost all my charm and confidence since I've stopped pushing my friends to to shots and started just sitting there while sipping a single beer.
When I'm home alone, I go on an alcoholic rampage tho, to let out the energy... so I'm basically relapsing on my own, because im so afraid of my depression creeping on me when Im sober...
I might be pregnant with a fucking douchebag and I actually feel like killing myself daily, yet I'm too much of a wuss because I dont have the money to buy the supplies to kill myself painlessly, secluded, not causing too much trouble and pain to my beloved.

I've actually constructed a plan that would look like I didnt kill myself, but that I was killed, so my mom wouldnt think I let her alone by my own choice... but that shit is fucking costly, so I cant even kill myself because of the guilt.
Seeking therapy is out of the question too because if I'm to live, I need all the time to prepare for the state exams... shit sucks
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>>25668913
Stop crying about what your Mum wants get over it
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>>25668910
Would love to see that ^^ fuckin alpha faggot
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>>25668931
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>>25667691
Kek he actually did today oh jeez
Also you tried to imply I was ugly first you loser, like I swear the fatty cells must have taken over your brain cells
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I paid a lot of prostitutes for sex relations, I told it to a girl I secretly loved since my 15 years old cuz I was desperate
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I masturbated with other guys on webcam, I showed to some of them my butthole and put fingers in
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>>25669402
Well at least he left. It's funny because again, you don't even know what I look like and still keep on going on about it, yet try to point it out in me. Hypocrite.
Also, I didn't insinuate you were ugly, I simply pointed out being more attractive than an ugly person doesn't make you a super model. Which is true, so you're still wrong and just looking retarded.
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I masturbated several times myself in the forest near of my mother's house. Once I went to the river and shitted in it and masturbated myself while calling several escort girls there. I also went to prostitutes and instead of paying them for sex I talked first to them, I touched their women's body, I tried to have sex for free by saying them I would pay her after sex. Most of them refused. But several times I parked my car not far of them for masturbating while watching them in my car. Once I masturbated in my car while watching a man in his car fucking a whore, at the end they saw me I put my finger at the window for showing a "fuck you" sign, and went back home. Thank you 4chan, I feel a little better.
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>>25669488
how old were you when you were calling the escorts?
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I suddenly have a thing for Scottish girls who visit tropical climates.
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>>25639921
I'm using a human toilet today lmao
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>>25669891
Number 1 and 2?
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I have a foot fetish site with over 18.000+ followers
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>>25639921
Bump
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>>25666711
>so stay fat and ugly sweetie
Why do you type like this
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>>25669906
#2, just got my shit ate
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Almost became an alcoholic for a little while, and am tempted to just say fuck it and become one.

My life is fucking garbage anyway, so all that would change is that I get to feel nothing occasionally.
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I have/am currently in a relationship with/a messy engagement to a man who is 10 years my senior and also married. He is planning to formally divorce his wife, whom I have never met, as she has abandoned the marriage and fled to a different state, but I am starting to have second thoughts. I'm an idiot and naive and fall in love with anyone who gives me the least bit of attention.
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I stole a spider man toy to my uncle when I was 19 and I regret it
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>>25671846
He also gave me his expensive Warhammer figurines collection that I throw whithout feelings at the garbage
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Married guy that has had flings with younger women. Fucked around a lot last year.

Guess I've been laying low because I do love my wife, but the urge is getting back and there is just something sexy about fucking around. The thrill of it makes the orgasm all the better.

I've been searching for that ultimate fucktoy that doesn't give a fuck and wouldn't mind being caged in my attic unbeknownst to the wife but alas.
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>>25669657
I also sold my 18 years old's guitar gift and my MacBook Pro 13" that my parents offered me for my studies only for paying some escorts
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>>25669657
And I thank you for reading me
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>>25656031
This.
But sister. Primarily her butt cheeks/hole, puss was secondary to what really got me off.
And blowies/handies in return.

I'd like to talk more, got a discord?
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When I broke up with my ex girlfriend, I was with a friend, she was crying and I touched her boobs while laughing and said her "let me touch your boobs à last time". I feel sorry now.
During a scholar travelling in Spain, we had sex in her hotel room with one of her friend sleeping next of us.
When I was young I played with my old brother to put finger in each other's anus.
I also saw my father masturbating on a porn video when I was 2. I think my mother divorced him because he masturbated too much.
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I'm a man in my 50s who had a webcam friend for over a year. She was 18 and submissive. I never went on cam for her so she never knew what i looked like. She called me "Sir" and obeyed me while on cam for me. I never took screen caps or saved vid clips. She trusted me and I never betrayed her trust. I encouraged her to live life and get a bf since we lived so far apart. We stopped chatting but I miss that control and power she let me have over her.
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My dad's health is steadily declining and he will likely die within the next couple years and that makes me feel nothing because I don't love him or even like him as a person.
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>>25665708
Any other selfsucker here!? How do you relate your "skill" with other people/friends/GF/Bf?
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>>25666836
snowflake? what'dya mean?
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>>25641524
Me too!
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I'm losing my last friend and it really sucks. She's just kinda distancing herself from me. I have pretty distinct/somewhat odd interests and she was one of the only other people besides my boyfriend that was interested in them too. Shit sucks.
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>>25669462
Wow, you really are a stupid person.

You implied it first you moron lol, "oh youre not ugly but youre not pretty"

Like you are seriously that fucking stupid?


Youre so upset that I called you fat over the internet, I wonder why that would matter?

Porbably because you are an actual fatass like omg, If you dont want to be insultefd, dont come at me with your passive agressive bullshit and then play the victim when I talk shit back, get over it you fat fuck.


>simply

God this just screams how fucking mad you are, jesus christ get a grip.


inb4 im not mad


:)
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Getting married in less than a week and would like to sleep with one different girl than my soon to be wife.
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>>25673880
You're the one going through all this to continue this, and you're calling me upset. You really are retarded and trying to pretend you have a valid point, when you're just projecting like crazy. Oh well, bye.
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>>25673880
not to mention I didn't imply shit, I stated a fact because you were convinced being more attractive than a hideous person made you fucking hot as well, which is bs. I'm sorry you think otherwise.
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>>25668323
Congrats, you'll do well here. Drop your kik or snap, I'll give you lots of attention;)
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I was found guilty of sexual violence against a blind teen nearly half my age while in college.
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>>25639921
>Got molested by a 14 yo girl when I was 8-10
>I never had a serious relationship only fuckbuddies, short ones and flings. I'm 26 and all my friends assume I have had some and think I'm a player
>My friends from my hometown and parents think I have a bachelors degree in lawschool. I actually just sold weed and coke for three years fucking college sluts and accumulating enough money to start a restaurant.
>The last half uear of the first year of "uni" I overdid it and got heavily addicted to heroin (I had loads of cash to spend) and literally nobody knows except my doctor.
>I did a total of 4 stick ups with 2 people I know. Robbing big drug deals. Talking 10+ grand profit/person.
>I got stabbed and stabbed a guy. This was during my last stick up. Also made me stop doing that and started to slow down on dealing.
>I once fucked a completely transitioned mtf. I was drunk and didn't realize untill the next day.
My family and hometown friends think I'm this superhonest guy that build a few businesses out of scratch thinking I did a shitton of work while studying. I'm actually scum and literally have blood on my hands.
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I have great male genetics
>6'4" (~2m) physically fit
>8/10 face
>7" long penis

But even with that I would much rather be female. Fuck this male body I would rather have tits and a pussy. When I see a beautiful woman I think more about having her body instead of fucking her body. The smooth skin, the beautiful curves, the wet pussy. Interestingly enough I am not gay and have no interest in crossdressing or being trans. Kinda like a lesbian in a male body.

I also have some BIID because of a childhood friend that was born one arm and one leg so more often than not I imagine myself with missing part of one arm (Pic Perfectly related) and sometimes with one leg. Moreso the arm though.

>that could also be fed from the fact I have an amputee porn fetish and is now pretty much the only thing that gets me off porn wise.
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>>25674479
we deeply appreciate your honesty
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I have wanted something size-able to penetrate my ass but have been to scared to try a banana and just use the end of my reusable razor. Its getting to the point where I do anything for the feeling.
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>>25639921
I am he who should not be named.

I am that what I am.

I am Him.

It's fucking lonely.
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>>25674094
Yet you're still here ? Im not projecting


>>25674107
o you came back to recomment again? Yeah and IM the one who cant drop it Lmao
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>>25642235
You should. Everyone else has.
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Fag !!!
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I'm a virgin, I think I'm gay but I'd honestly just rather not have a love life than be an outcast.

Also want to kill myself but this is 4chan so that's probably not too surprising
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>>25672926
That's a nice story bro
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>>25674691
We both are. I never denied it on my part. You are acting like I'm the only one, though, and that just says a lot when you're exactly the same.
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Me and my boyfriend of 5 years (been dating since we were 17) have never had sex because I said I was religious and waiting until marriage, but in reality I'm gay and can't stomach the thought of his dick inside me.
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>>25675110
Fgt. That's horrible, break up with him.
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>>25675113
But I don't have a good excuse and I can't come out. I've been faithful as well, I've never cheated. I'm just worried because I think he's considering proposing to me soon, and I don't want to go that far.
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>>25668928
where you at
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>>25675119
Make something up you fucking idiot
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I really want a boy 1-3 years younger than me to bully and tease. I want to come home to him asleep by the door awaiting my return like a pet. I'd make us both dinner and have him fall asleep on my breasts, holding me. Just a soft boy that adores me.
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I film amateur porn for some extra cash now and again. Girlfriend and family don't know where I get this extra money.
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>>25675333
You made me feels anon. I wish you could be my gf.
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i love when people see me jerking off
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>>25671871
No, you don't love your wife, dumbass.

When you love someone you don't do shit like this to them. Do you actually believe what you're saying or are you so used to lying to make yourself sound like a good guy that you just recite your BS without really thinking about it?
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>>25675333
I'll be that boy! Got any contact?
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>>25639921
I once paid 750 bucks for about 3 hours with two girls. One of them fingered my butt and it felt good.
I was too drunk to keep erect.
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>>25675333
I'll be that boy! Do you have any contact?
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>>25677342
I have no clue why that posted twice. Didn't mean for that at all.
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>>25640330
Heyy same here but she doesnt want me back :)
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ONE of my greatest dream would be to meet or to pay The porn actress Sophie Dee for a sex relationship
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>>25640330
wtf literally same situation
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I think the reason I'm such a clingy loser is that my twin brother died 3 days after we were born.
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>>25643406
Is this fresh pasta?
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In high school I secretly had sex with my friends girlfriend until she committed suicide. No one knows of our affair but her and I.
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I'm a strong believer in white purity, white preservation and white nationalism and my family are members of far right British nationalist groups. I've had a couple of intimate relationships with non-white women. My family would probably disown me if they knew
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>>25650483
Go to a fucking doctor asap and look into meds and therapy.

Your life is at stake but as long as you live you can turn this shit around.
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>>25679178
You're clearly not a believer in white purity. Which is good because believing nonsense is a bad idea
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>>25639921
>>25639945
>>25640168
Our owner is secretly just a chatbot.
https://discord.gg/8ahgCsW

>>25640272
It's not illegal to talk somebody into sending pictures of them in a dress. Maybe you misread his post.
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I've been raped by my bestfriend's gf, and I can't tell anyone.
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I have three little cousins and I've been grooming all of them since they've hit puberty. Never did anything as children because they are all a little goofy but they all grew D cups and up as adults, none are fat for now but they dont like working out so I guess it's not gonna last.

The oldest of them is a college junior, dates girls but likes to joke that im the only boy that could make her happy. Party girl, only one who actually has sex. She likes when I tickle her and will sometimes make a dirty joke in my ear.

The middle one is a nerdy sophomore and the one ive gone furthest with. I drove over to her campus without anyone knowing and fucked her friend. The next night i cuddled with her with my head on her huge tits and she wrapped her thigh around me. We pretended nothing was happening and talked about school and stuff. Whenever she has a lewd photo on her snap story, i'll post one of me on mine and we'll essentially watch each other trade thirsty photos through the story feature.

The youngest is a high school senior, prettiest one out of the bunch and least interested in me as I didnt really groom her much. Still has a flirtatious relationship with me but it's not too physical.

The middle one would put out if I wanted her too, and the other two would just take time. It just suprised me how easy it is to fuck young girls if you're just a few years older than them and have abs.
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>>25649490
>>25649617

I'm 23 and I'm dating an 18 y/o (pic related)

We started dating when she was 17. How do you feel about this?
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>>25679717
how in the fuck did you get raped by a girl? Was she 400lbs and a russian wrestler?
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>>25674400
you sound like a couple friends of mine (minus the part where nobody knows you're a greaseball)
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>>25674400
Do you have any tips for somebody that's starting to hustle? Like how to keep a low profile and how to not get caught?
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I secretly like anal and wouldn't mind being pegged by a girl. Addicted to pleasure but I can't tell anyone unless I want to lose my friends.
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>>25680062
why would you tell your friends that? and why would you lose them if you did?
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>>25675333
Well how old are you?
A way to contact you?
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>>25680015
I was drunk.
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My secret is that my dream is one day to be a live on houseboy to a guy or slave of you will , currently working at 7/11 Kek so finding the time to make it happen isn't possible
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>>25680149
man were you full blackout drunk? I can't imagine being conscious and not being able to just push somebody off me
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>>25680161
When I'm drunk, I am very weak.
And she's pretty strong.
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>>25661942
kizopalo
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>>25680167
shiet did you end up telling your friend what happened?
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>>25680183
No, I can't tell to anyone I know without making me have a panic attack.
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>>25639921
I'm female and I have a weird way of masturbating and I think I might have started doing it at 5 years old. i feel so strange, i didnt even know it was masturbating then but i had the urge to keep doing it.

https://spicygearblog.wordpress.com/2014/07/14/how-to-hands-free-masturbation/

read: thighs on the sly
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>>25680188
You sound so fragile and useless
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>>25680195
I'm on 4chan, so yeah.
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>>25680192
Interesting. Rubbing thighs together gets you to cum well enough? How old are you now?
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>>25680192

I'm a dude, but whilst we're on the topic of bizarre ways we masturbate, I used to move dick up and down as it pressed against my thigh. Had to stop eventually because it began to hurt too much but yeah, same as you, I wasn't really aware of what I was doing at the time.
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>>25680198
lol im 28 now. but ive never told any of my friends about this. i have told an ex but he didnt seem interested.

>>25680203
have you ever found others that do the same?
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I've only ever genuinely gotten along with 1 girl. She was a lesbian pothead alcoholic.

Every other girl I've ever been with I had absolutely zero chemistry with. I didn't enjoy her company. I just wanted her to leave.

I have no interest in sex for the sake of sex. I want a life partner. A travel buddy. A board game buddy. A beach fire buddy.

I'd honestly rather "date" a lesbian I got along famously with and never get to do anything sexual with her than date some girl I have zero chemistry with who I get to pork.

Do you think any lesbians marry straight guys for this kind of situation? Doesn't seem likely.
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>>25680319
I'm sorry mang.
The only girl I've ever loved actually liked me back too, but we stopped talking and neither of us confessed it until it was too late. She's got a boyfriend now that she's in pretty deep with, and she seems happy. I want her to be happy, but I still feel awful and cry over her. I wish there was a replacement for her, honestly.
I don't feel like I get along well enough with other girls, and like you I'm not in it just to get my dick wet. I hope you find someone worthwhile.
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>>25680069
Because they're very homophobic and and some with that old Christian-type values
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>>25640168
No worry dude
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>>25640168
Me too but I'm scared to hurt too much if I let this part of me expresses On 100%
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I'm actually considering selling photos of my feet just to buy a new reptile holy shit I've hit a new low.
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>>25639921
I'm a successful businessman who is going to lose it all, everything I have worked for will be ruined because of my actions and my depression

I will eventually turn from being a successful man to an /r9k/ poster on the verge of suicide
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>>25677311
>>25680079

I'm 20
Kik is memory.card
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I'm dating my coworker, who is kind of my boss. She's 5 years older than me but still a virgin due to being raised by religious weirdos, and even though she's wanting to take things a little slow I'm pretty sure I'm gonna take her virginity.
May also get her into anal, as she has a nice ass and has reacted strongly to being spanked.
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I've seen pics on here of someone I know in real life. it's a few pics of her that gets posted every now and then. I don't know weather to tell her or not. ( more like a friend of a friend) Part of me wants to, another part doesn't want to cause trouble for whoever originally posted it.
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I believe that my ex has a serious mental illness and is secretly trolling me despite claiming otherwise when asked. He gets off on playing mind games and fucking with me. He also hacked into my phone to validate his irrational delusions. He hates me but will never admit it in person. The fucker would flip a switch on his decisions and personality quicker than he would come...and that was pretty quick. He reminds me so much of my psycho dad, I want to hate him. But I still can't seem to get over that hateful paranoid creep.
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I'm a trap that wants a partner, but there's no one in my area that wants me.
Like, I'm okay with LDR, as long as the person is cool.
Seriously.
I just need someone.
Fuck.
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>>25682121
I also have a massive humiliation fetish.
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I stole the Volcano, Ben. It was me. You deserved much worse.
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I'm still seeing my ex gf after she cheated on me bc I don't wanna lose the love and affection of another person. She knows this and we agreed to stay together only bc it's nice to have someone to love on and hold but I know that this will go on forever if I don't stop it bc I'm too terrified of the loneliness that I had before we got together. My family and friends think that I yelled at her, broke up, and stopped all contact with her.
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>>25682121
My Kik is Omnipotent_Dog, add me if you want.
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I got raped by my male cousin when i was 7 years old, only my best friend knows. Now im 23, still get nightmares about it, and the fact that it lasted for 13 months is part of the reason im bisexual. I started to enjoy it. Even though i became a top later in life. My self-confidence is shattered, im never able to have a real relationship. Im a lonely mess and i have tried committing suicide 3 times only to get saved by my roommates. Im thinking of shooting myself if i dont manage to stop the nightmares and the loneliness, just ending it once and for all.
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>>25682186
Kik texasdude2000
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Im talking secretly with a man who i send nudes of myself (specially feet) and he send me every week for all the pictures. I'm male and i have a girlfriend from 5 years ago. She dont know it.
>>
I wish I knew how to forgive and move on. Instead, I just want to destroy his life.
>>
i was molested by a woman from age 6-11
and now i hate (and fear) women with passion subconsciously, problem is i'm really sexually attracted to them
fucking jews of gender
>>
i'm a trap but i'm at a point in my life where i don't know what i want and things are really confusing. i was molested as a kid by my neighbor and he was never caught and so i sometimes think that this is some sort of reaction to that. i've blown a guy once as well. i think i have really bad commitment issues because i distance myself from anyone who i'm interested in or who is interested in me. i feel like a failure to myself and to my family.
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I want 2 fuck a rich boyyyy
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>>25645117
Sounds p good to me.
- a girl
>>
I have a crippling addiction to prostitutes.
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>>25682318
Same the first time I tried to commit it to chair broke the second the rope broke and the third the fucking toaster broke literally wtf
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>>25684338
here i am
>>
I'm pretty lonely.

It's not a secret that I never loved you. We both knew it, and then we got married. I didn't hide from you that I was still in love with Autumn. It's been ten years, now, and guess what? I still don't love you.

You cheated on me. I wasn't in love with you, but I was loyal. I threw you out of the house, and moved to a different country. It has been three years and you and I are still fighting and sometimes seeing each other.

I didn't love you then. I don't love you now.

But the secret is that I fell in love with my wife. No one thinks I care. Not my friends, or her friends, or my family, or her family. Not her. But I fell in love with my wife, about a year after we had split up. And now I miss her.

And it's so fucking stupid.
>>
I'm a virgin even tho more than a few ppl think I'm a ladies man. I'm handsome I just don't engage that at cos nervous I guess
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>>25682186
I uhh...
also have an 8 inch peen and I've never told anyone in my life.
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>>25640335
Send me her kik ill try and get wins for you (and me)

Morecloudsofsmoke
>>
I'm a 31 year old dude routinely hunting socially awkward girls in the age range of 16-18 for subtely abusing them into doing anything for me in bed.

First i make myself valueable and kind of easily approchable, while still holding enough distance.

Then i go overboard and hug them to death with feelings.

Then fix things up again, but since i showed to much emotions they are reluctant to do anything related to dating, but since we already fucked and she trusts me we keep fucking.

Then i make them fall in love with me, while them being a-ok with it only being a fwb-relation, while creating the fear of losing me, so they put up with all my crazy dom shit.

The last one was 17 and i fucked her in the ass 2 times before i even went for the pussy, since she was afraid of losing me otherwise.

I currently have 7 girls in the range of 16-20 and my only hobbies are working out, gaming them and fucking them.

Age of consent in the country i live: 16.
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>>25684828
You are who I wish to be in 10 years
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>>25684828
How do you find these girls? Is there a method you use?
>>
>>25684828
>>25684913
>>25685005
Jesus christ you are all what's wrong with this world.
>>
ONE of my greatest dream would be to meet or to pay The porn actress Sophie Dee for a sex relationship
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When I was young my big brother kissed me in exchange of a yoyo, he wanted to practice his kissing skill for preparing to meet a girl
And my older cousin took me by behind, and he frotted his dick on my butt and he laughed after
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>>25685556
8==>
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>>25685556
8==>
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>>25685556
8==>
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When I was 13 I came across my first piece or internet erotica. It was a very well written incest story. Since that day incest has been my fetish. It has always been the one surefire topic to get me to orgasm. I have had others. I've gone through phases. I've had amazing experiences with bondage and I've even had a gay phase. But they all fade. I always come back to good old incest. I've only ever told one person and I've always regretted that. I wish I could find a girl with a similar fetish.

I hate there's only two relatives I wish I could fuck. The closest I ever got was masturbating with my sister, it almost went further but I chickened out. I had my dick up against her twat and I chickened out. I just froze in the moment and thought about how she'd always have to remember that she lost her virginity to her brother and I chickened out. She's a (supposedly) recovering junkie now still engaged to the recovering junkie she's been dating since high school. There's no way I'll ever get that chance again.
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>>25655911
I'll be your friend if you want to change one of them things. I have a decent amount of experience with different types of people and can carry conversations.

If you like movies, books, comics or video games hit me up. I'll check in on this thread again in a day or two.
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>>25640210
Fucking freak
>>
I actively cheat on my wife of 6 years. With other woman men and couples. We have kids together and I would divorce her if I knew she wouldn't take half my shit and make me pay child support. I love my kids, but my wife is sexually boring and it's seems she doesn't care about her body anymore. So I'll continue to fuck everything that crosses my path until my kids move out
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>>25641726
lucky I've fantasied about that since I was a kid.
I've always wanted to be sexually active with parents and worship their bodies
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I wish I weren't going on, even though I'm only really going to kill myself passively with bad habits. Raised in a shit place around shitty people and they're the only ones I can really interact with now. Even if I did move, it's not like anyone could really teach me to fit in. It's all I've got. It's all just meaningless to me anymore. Family members and friends dropping off left and right, too boring to hold the romantic attention of the kind of people I find interesting for long, really don't tell anybody about it because I don't like to whine. It's just depressing. I know I should change everything and see if I like that better, but honestly I've just given up hope on it.
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>>25684330
You're not a failure anon, you're a wonderful person, a qt trap. Your life was difficult, and is difficult today, but I'm sure you will be happy someday.
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Having sexual relationship with boss, we both could get fired if found out.
Sad part is we are kinda falling in love with each other big time (and the sex is godly, absolutely godly)
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>>25640280
Die in a fire
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I'm roleplaying the opposite gender on /soc/.
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>>25686561
Is there any reason for that?
I did that a while ago when I was wondering what would be my life if I was be a girl.
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>>25643456
>She complains that she's fat, and then has a tantrum when I suggest ways to remedy the fact
>She's gained weight (250lbs)
Unironically how can you claim to love a hamplanet. Learn to love yourself FFS, one day you'll be ashamed of ever feeling this way. You can start your learning process by kicking that fat bitch to the curb.
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I think I love her and she lives on the literal opposite side of the planet
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>>25686992
Could you live with her in her country, or her in yours?
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>>25687006
Not feasible, we're both at university, money is a thing. We haven't even met in person yet.
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>>25640423
Why would you use meds for ADHD that's supressing the problem not solving it.
Usa fag (adderall) or eurofag (ritalin, concerta)
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