Everybody has a secret, tell us yours. I start : I want to fuck

>>25633212
I wanna do drugs
Haven't had sex in almost two years
Jerkin it like three times a day
Suicide

>>25633248
>Jerkin it like three times a day
You should do that more, I fap to that girl 6 or 7 times a day. It gives me a reason to not commit suicide.

>>25633212
I'm in the same boat man. I know she'd be willing if I asked since she does things to let me know she's interested but I just can't do that. If they break up I'll be at her place in a heartbeat though

>>25633328
She's not interested in my case.
It's kinda bad to say that, but are you hoping they'll break up?

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My ex hates me but I secretly wish I could be her cuck/plaything. She was evil & manipulative sociopathic but I'm a hopeless masochist. I've been thinking of ways to initiate this sort of relationship without causing myself undue stess or humiliation that I can't sexualize. I cum so hard thinking about the fucked up things she'd do.

>>25633346
Not really hoping for it, but her flirtatiousness really makes it hard not to

>>25633356
I had an ex like her, we broke up 1.5 years ago, but still thinking that.

>fucked up things she'd do
Give us some example

I just got in a relationship, like three months or so. But I'm really not into it. It's nice having somebody for a change, I've been single for a couple of years now. I'm just clinging on purely because of the fact I want to be with somebody. It's nice to have somebody all for yourself, emotionally and sexually.

I'm a really good singer/rapper tend to make my music about females.

I'm Bi af and I love Dad esque men

>>25633366
Nah I'm not gonna go into it not currently in a place I can fap

>>25633356
Jesus christ, she looks like a mess with these half naked anime girls on her wall.

>>25633373
>>25633473
Something about a nerdy average looking unkept girl bullying me really turns me on more than anything

>>25633483
my gf and her friend bully me.
oh god is it so hot.

my secret is i wish i could have more girls that would bully me but would also be loyal. meaning i wish i could have like 3-4 gfs that would all bully me

>>25633503
that sounds amazing!! I hope you get that. I wish I could be bullied and teased by multiple girls

This is getting me way bothered

>>25633212
I have a girlfriend, but I'm absolutely, 100% gay. I couldn't bare to break her heart, or my family's

>>25633519
yeah its fun but sometimes it's annoying. you know how girls are bah bah bah so annoying.

they do make me really horny though so i guess its ok.

>>25633572
I could deal with the annoyance

>>25633212
i just want him back...

I've been with my first boyfriend for 4 years. He loves me so much and says he wants to marry me but I'm still unsure. He is a terrible kisser and has a tiny libido compared to mine, which leaves me frustrated. However, he has become my best friend and our personalities get along amazingly. Everyone thinks we are this amazing couple but I wonder if our physical incompatibility will completely ruin this.

>>25633639
It will

>>25633639
What kind of things does your libidos want that he doesn't? What's your kinkiest sexual experience ? Does he make you cum? And how big is his dick?

I fucked my best friend's girlfriend while he was out of town. She wants to fuck me more so she's trying to get into a threesome with both of us.

>i LOVE fucking married/taken women on a regular basis without their SO knowing
>i've done this several times
>women with open cucks don't do it for me
>guy is usually creepy/needy/cringe and closeted bi (at the very least)
and
>have stolen tens of thousands of dollars of various things, usually to sell, almost always from employers
>never been close to being caught, i'm very careful, know how to wait and keep my mouth shut
and
>want to fuck several women i know who are extremely unobtainable from a social standpoint (mostly in-laws)
>pretty sure a couple would go for it but the blabbing-bitch risk is too high
and
>got my BS for free
>minimal scholarships/funding
>figured out how to game the accounting department
>been many years since graduation
>haven't ever heard shit about owing a dime
Bunch more shit, but I don't think on any of it too much. Compared to what I've 1st-hand witnessed others do my shit is petty.

>>25633532
Fffucking dumb, do it you moron, you're just wasting her time

I want to just disappear for a few months. I want to steal a bunch of money from my work, and take off, tell no one. Go do a bunch of drugs, sleep with whoever is nearby and willing. Just go on a fucking bender. My life is so goddamn dull.

I'm also kind of a whore. I'm a guy, and I've been fucked by so many guys around town I don't remember most of them. Small country town, and I've discovered almost all of the guys out here, when desperate enough, are more than willing to let a guy suck them off and then fuck him on a dirt road somewhere. Lots of married guys, guys with kids, couple older guys that liked pretending I was their son. Couple truckers coming through town as well. Been tested, no STDs yet, somehow.

>>25634477
how do you zero in on wives that you might fuck, location and looks-wise? About what is their age range?

>>25633212
Her new profile picture is her and her boyfriend, but her cleavage is so big. I want to fuck her so bad.