New TINDER thread (the old one flooded and closed) Here anons

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Fuckn help

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>>25605123
>shitty mirror selfie
>weed advocacy
>bad dog selfie
>disclassifying people my music gender

Bro, you should really read a manual

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My bio (translated) is exactly this:

"Former soldier, now at Physics College
Extrovert which always wonder the why of the things and communicate virtually with the ostensible use of memes.
Cook, dance, watch mindblowing movies and listening to Folks and Rocks.

"Do not go gentle into that good night""

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Help me out I don't get like any matches

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Help lads. Had 4 matches in 3 days and had to unmatch 2 who ghosted me plus a tranny. 4th one hasn't replied yet but it's been like 1 hour.

No idea what to do with my bio. I see a lot of people writing their height and musical preferences. Think I should go for that?

>>25605290

You have the same problem I do. Your neutral expression looks angry. You need someone to snap a pic of you when you're naturally smiling.

>>25605324
Indeed, I was born with angry looking V shaped eyebrows unfortunately. Not sure how to fix it. Maybe I can ask one of my relatives to send me a pic of me smiling.

>>25605123
get some friends to take photos of you or crop group photos of you.
scrap that second pic, you look like a nob.
if you're gonna use a dog pic use one that's not shit.

>>25605114
how do you deal with girls that are fake 'feminist' (those girls that write yay feminism in their bio but don't use it as their only trait)

>someone who isnt me matches with literal 9/10
>she's 17
>someone who isnt me lives in california and is 23 years old
>she really wants the d, not cop confirmed

whats the worst that could happen?

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w-what?

>>25605367

Do it, faggot.

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>>25605384
I think she's the one on the left. The problem is that.

>her name is odd
>illuminati school
>i'm allergic to cats and one of her pics is precisely of her with a cat near her cooch

Fuck it I'll like anyway.

Every single time I message a guy it never evolves past small talk. I try desperately to find a topic and all I ever get back is "hah yeah" or something. I can't riff off that, is there a secret to getting these guys to actually converse or do I have to just move on? Because that's what I've been doing and I'm running out of matches.

>>25605363
you get charged with being a pedo if she is craycray

>>25605426
Let's have an example conversation to see what the underlying issue is. Just to be sure, are you a woman or gayman? If woman, I start since you're not expected to initiate. If gayman, you start.

>>25605430
Woman.

Here's one, green text him
>Heyy
Hi there!
>What's up
Ah you know, start of the semester and procrastinating already
>well if that isn't my life
I think every college student knows the feel, what about you, doing anything more exciting than trying to pretend it's still summer?
>nah just taking it easier on myself.
The reality I'm near the end and how much I still have left to do is a little intense. I'm trying to worry about one thing at a time.
>Same

At that point I got another match and since he was only ever giving me short replies with little context I moved on

Next:
You had me at that picture of the corgi, please tell me its yours
>Thanks! Spur of the moment pic
ah I just love the breed. I'm quite the corgi enthusiast
>Same
So I'm guessing by your pic you work in some sort of emergency field?
>I'm a fire fighter.
Oh cool, I'm just a lowly teacher, or I will be at least lol
>Teachers are a necessity, I don't think they're lowly.
If only the state agreed lol

And never got a response from there.
I like, tried to get into interests, or what they were doing for work/school, but just a lot of really short replies that I didn't know how to branch off. How do you branch off "same"?

>>25605452
Should also note, none of these guys every have anything in their bio's like I do, so the only things I can even grasp onto is things to do with their pictures or their locations.

>>25605452
Man, this is like if genders were reversed. You're doing all the chasing and they have small talk. Sorry to say this but are you chubby or something? Either you're swiping on brainlets who feel intimidated or they wanna let you go.

>>25605458
I know right, r9k seems to think just because I have a pussy I shouldn't have to put any work into anything and guys will be falling at my feet.
I'm not fat or anything. I'm not a 10 but I'm not a 2 either.

>>25605464
Then I don't know what to tell you. Are you swiping of people from a particular race? OKcupid reported a few racial biases like how black men ignore black women or how latinos and blacks prefer white/asian women.

>>25605469
Well yeah, I'm not into black or indian guys so I tend to swipe mainly white/asian/latino, but in my area it's pretty much mostly black and white.

I think for the most part whites tend to go for other whites according to that survey too.

>>25605484
Ok, so try this:

>reverse mind fuck strategy
Try to sound disinterested and cuck them like they cucked you. Maybe this will apply pressure on them to take the lead.

>all in strategy
If you wanna keep typing autism essays, read their bio or pic cues to form very specific targeted questions/messages/jokes that will make them click. For instance, the first girl I matched with was named Arale and had a Dr. Slump hat in her last pic so I said I liked her hat and then she followed up with "yeah that's my main sex appeal nowadays". I followed up by saying "it's the channel 5 nostalgia syndrome" cause they played Dr. Slump a lot in that channel around the 90s, to which she replied and lol'd at.

>>25605497
Yeah I don't think the reverse theory will work, given I've already stopped responding to the one and the other stopped responding to me.

I've messaged one more match since but have not gotten any response.

Guess I'll keep just searching for clue in their pics since they won't put anything in their bio and hope they give me more than just "same".

(Pro tip guys, if you ain't gonna message first put something in your goddamn bio for us to pick something out of, throw us a bone if we gotta come to you lol)

>>25605507
>(Pro tip guys, if you ain't gonna message first put something in your goddamn bio for us to pick something out of, throw us a bone if we gotta come to you lol)
Many of us can't write a lot. I once used up all but 12 chars and didn't get any matches for a whole day. The next day, I changed it to 2 paragraphs with my hobbies and autistic shit I like which landed me 1 match with a fat chick and that was it. Next day, I just wrote vague bullshit and the music I liked. Bam. 2 matches in less than 12 hours.

Most people on Tinder are superficial from what I've seen and the really hot people don't even bother with bios, just leaving their whatsapp or social media accs there instead of info knowing their looks will carry them.

I'm still learning but there are definitively patterns that work better for guys so there must also be others for girls.

>>25605514
True, but if I have to be the one to try and find something to make a topic out of, a bio would help. I have a lengthy bio with my interests and such, but you're right, maybe its futile because all you need on there is to have a pussy and be attractive. They don't care about your bio because you'll never find anything more than a quick pump and dump.

Sigh, Tinder was my last shot. Ain't no good way to meet people.

But hey, your vague post about music still at least gives something to riff off. When it's just blank, or as you put, "SC is X" I can't get a topic out of that.

>>25605507
post your tinder profile

Can somebody help me with mine
I haven't gotten a single match in over a month

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=126092848

>>25605529
Ah idk if I want to put my pictures on 4chan. Was mostly just looking for tips on how to start/maintain a conversation when all I get is that garbage lol

>>25605526
>Sigh, Tinder was my last shot. Ain't no good way to meet people.
I've found some qt autistic girls myself that I'm hoping to hear back from so there's definitely good catches there. Problem is that there's a digital barrier. You can't pick up tone, voice, demeanor or anything over fucking text so even omegle is better at that point. What Tinder is good for is sorting through prospects quickly but it feels like a chore just to play the swipe and cat/mouse game.

Personally, I am looking forward to Tinder Gold so I can just sit on my ass and look at who swiped me right as I polish my profile and focus on conversation instead.

If you prefer looking through more fleshed out profiles, you can still try OKCupid, POF and other dating sites I guess, but they're slower. It's kinda like the dynamic between a traditional forum and 4chan where a normal forum is slow as fuck but posts have more personality to them sometimes since people have their usernames and egos semi associated to them but 4chan allows people to shitpost with no holds barred depending on the person.

>>25605551
Yeah, the digital age sucks lol. This isnt really my style either but everyone's so impersonal these days. Even talking to classmates creeps them out. They're like "what are you doing and why is a stranger talking to me, you have to break that barrier online first"

Yeah I tried the other sites too but it's mostly old people. The young kids all use tinder, 30+ go on okc and pof. At least in my area.

Yea it's crazy how often people need you to be a part of the default, like, in their class, a friend already or friend of a friend, same club etc. You talk to someone at a bus stop or shop counter tryin' to socialise and you're looked at like a serial murder-rapist looking for some new axe notches.

>>25605575
Right? If you aren't introduced by someone you mutually know it seems like meeting people in the real world is a thing of the past. Even small talk irl is dead. Can't even ask someone to press your floor in an elevator without them giving you a strange look lol.

>>25605559
So just to understand, you're having no issues matching but instead retaining people once you match, yes? Is that the source of frustration or is it a combination of both?

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I'm back again, I took your advice and trimmed my bio and rearranged my images. It feels like I've been shadowbanned for some reason lol/ I've been using tinder for about 2 month and have only got 4 matches, and thats after maxing my swipes nearly every day. I've swiped cute girls, ugly ones, girls with kids, artsy girls, even superliked some by accident and still nothing. Should I just reset my account and try again?

>>25605606
Yeah, I mean I don't match a lot but I know that's my own fault because I rarely swipe right so I'm not complaining about lack of matches, just when I do get matches they seem whole heartedly disinterested in talking to me.
I know a lot of guys do that thing of "swipe right every girl and sort through the matches" so idk if I'm just falling victim to that, these dude's aren't actually interested in me at all I'm just collateral damage from their mass swipe, or what.
Youd think with how tinder is set up that if we matched that would mean they'd be interested right?

>>25605596
At the very least, you've made this anon feel less annoyed by my zero (0) matches. It's easy to just mindlessly swipe and think about how much work it feels a guy has to do and how seemingly easy it is for the other side. It's good to have that put in perspective.

But I hope things work out for you, anon.

>>25605641
Lol yeah, it's difficult on my end too. I laugh when guys say like "we have to initiate all of the conversations" because I'm sitting here like shit, me too. If I gotta play the role of the "man" here I'd at least like to have the genitalia because pussy sucks lol.

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>>25605640
>Youd think with how tinder is set up that if we matched that would mean they'd be interested right?
Tinder plus has a feature that makes it so you're only shown to people you've liked. So in your case, you'd never be shown on anyone's list unless you like them. However, this slows down the process and makes it impossible to match with anyone using that feature.

Alternatively, wait for Tinder Gold since it has the perk of notifying you of which person has swiped you right so you don't spend as much time doing profile surfing. I have deduced a lot of your frustration comes from the amount of time you're putting with little to no results so Gold could fix your issues.

>>25605648
I'd rather be single than pay to find a date lol. That'd be a new low for me, I'm not paying tinder to give me more garbage to sort through.

Not worth it in a small town anyway, I've already run out of people to swipe.

>>25605659
>I'd rather be single than pay to find a date lol. That'd be a new low for me, I'm not paying tinder to give me more garbage to sort through.
You're not paying for a date. You're paying to save time. I'm definitely buying Gold when it comes out simply because it would save me a ton of time I can re-distribute on recreation or self improvement. However, this is from the point of view of a man where women swipe right less than 20% of the time and men do it anywhere from 40 to 60% of the time on average.

>small town
Oh yeah, that could explain it. Tinder works best in metropolitan areas.

>>25605668
Yeah idk, I already feel like I've gotten desperate enough to use online dating in the first place, I'm not about to pay for it. I'd rather spend that money at a bar and try again to meet more people there.

Or pay off a friend to hook me up since they're getting sick of me asking. Maybe if I sweeten the deal with 20 bucks lol

>>25605679
>Or pay off a friend to hook me up since they're getting sick of me asking.
REEEEE GET OUT JUNKIE

>>25605682
hook me up with a guy, not drugs lol.

>>25605686
That sounds like prostitution with more steps.

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I feel like this could be better. I get matches but its not really consistent

>>25605645
Can we clone you and import a thousand of them to my city? You're describing something I wish was a problem out here.

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Halp. Ik mirror selfies are bad but what else can I do?

How do I start a conversation? Do I just compliment or say hi?

My bio is:
A man of many talents
Bakes a better cheesecake than his grandma

Is it good or should I add/remove something?

>>25605802
Ask her something in her pictures, bio, ect. Just get creative on how you start it. Starts alittle practice to get the hang of it.

>>25605782
Hah if youre a guy that can hold a conversation ditto. Send em all out to the asscrack of Missouri.

Though I'm not sure I'd wish that hell on my worst enemy.

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i think i really need to improve my pictures. but then i don't have any activity pictures form the last few years at all.

thoughts?

also the selfie (taco one) is my front picture righ tnow

>>25605800
Get some pictures of you doing stuff with your friends. Also 2nd makes you look retarded.
>>25605732
Cut your hair.
>>25605626
Do it. With that few matches, you're not losing anything
>>25605452
Are you a nigger?

>>25605961
Nope I am white, and very white at that. Can't tan even if I wanted to.

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Where do I go from here bros.

>>25605985
Send her dick pics.

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>>25605961
>doing stuff with friends

Well shit...

>>25606027
How about just doing just cool stuff? Like water skiing or a picture of you at a national park (not a selfie)

>>25605985
"We'll go somewhere fancy like McDonalds"

>>25605966
So what's the issue getting white guys or you getting any guy? Let's see your profile and I can give you my take, I'm a guy that might be your target

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Help me /soc/ I've never done this before. My situation is a little complicated I'll post full bio next

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>>25606072
Here it is boys. Please help me I'm so lost I've been on for like 4 days and I've only had one match

>>25606050
The issue I'm having is 1-2 word responses no matter what I give them.

>>25606090
A lot of guys I know just swipe right on everyone so maybe they aren't interested in you and don't get around to unmatching and just sorta drag you along. The problem isn't something you're saying but your profile and what guys are seeing.

>>25606096
yeah I guessed that might be it. Wish guys didn't abuse the system like that, being matched was supposed to take that edge off of "what if they don't like me?"

Guess I just keep going. Or drop tinder altogether since I'm out of people to swipe on anyway.

>>25606072
>>25606074
To be honest you look like an idiot and a gumby but you should still get a few. Think pics are fine for more part. That bio is too fucking long and cancer. Get rid of it and start over.
>>25606116
It's not all guys' fault, girls too. Girls are super selective and don't swipe at all. This leads to guys getting less matches and then they swipe more. In turn women get pickier and it just goes around in circles. It's a bad cycle.

Just post your profile here and we can help you out. You can delete it right away too. You're already in a great position as a girl and can call your shot in matches. If you're going to message first be creative. I think same applies for guys and girls (more for guys due to how many matches girls usually get).

>>25606130
well how can I look less like an idiot and a gumby? And yeah I know the bio is long but its a lot of info. Any tips on how to shorten it?

>>25606146
Delete it all and keep it in one sentence. Just make it work.
You can't really unless you're really good with a camera angles. Might just have to shoot low

>>25606151
Ive also been considering shaving my chin fuzz good call or no? And I guess ill have to learn how to use angles then

>>25606130
I still don't really see the benefit of swiping yes to every girl. If you looked at the hot ones, and they swiped you, you're still gonna swipe them back. Whats the point of swiping a bunch of ugly girls you aren't gonna contact anyway? Swiping the uggos aren't gonna make the hot ones swipe you more. Just gives you more work.

Anyway I don't want my pics on here and I don't think my profile is a problem. I have flattering pictures and an honest bio with plenty of stuff for a guy to comment on if he actually bothered to look at it and message first.

>>25606163
Toss up. Not sure. It might just be stuck with who you are. Idk what kind of girl/how hot you are shooting for but I wouldn't expect the moon

>>25606166
You maximize you matches and it's less work. Think about having to decide between every girl just to weed out maybe 1 match compared to getting 8 just by mindless swiping right. Way less work.

You're over thinking having your pics on here. Just take a screenshot that shows all 6. I was cautious initially too just delete in like 5 mins and it'll be as good as gone.
I'm sure you think that but it may not be. Let a guy take a look at it and I'll give you some input because it's not working out now.

Here's mine if you have any good input

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>>25606199
Cropped some of bio. Here is full

>>25606199
Yeah but that doesn't change the fact that only 1 of those 8 matches are anyone you're even gonna talk to. Just gives you more word deleting matches.

Its not good as gone though, anyone can save it the second it's up here and besides, all that's ever happened to women posting pics on 4chan is people trolling to say how ugly you are and tear down any self esteem you have. Especially if you're confident in yourself because channers can't tell the difference between self confidence and arrogance (probably because most of them don't have confidence themselves).
I'm not taking the b8 when I'm perfectly happy with my profile and have no intentions of changing it. I have everything I need on it for a successful conversation, just nobody wants to say anymore than "lol" "K" "cool".

>>25606199
Honestly im just looking for any girl that will take me

>>25606199
Also
>Think about having to decide between every girl just to weed out maybe 1 match
That's what I do on the daily. I have to carefully screen all the dudes I want to swipe on so I don't waste my time with any I'm not interested in and get their hopes up. And it doesn't take that much time really, you can tell when someone's too ugly to even check their bio within a second.

>>25606224
Deleting matches is much easier than having to decide between every single girl and go through that decision process for every one (70+) versus just 8. They do it because of girls not swiping much either so it's just an ugly cycle, not much we can do.

>b8 when I'm perfectly happy with my profile and have no intentions of changing it
If you were happy with it, you would be having more success on there. Quit being so full of yourself and open yourself to critique and make yourself better. Worse case you can take shots at my profile >>25606221
>>25606232
>I have to carefully screen all the dudes I want to swipe on so I don't waste my time with any I'm not interested in and get their hopes up
This is different for you because YOU ARE A GIRL! Guys swipe right way more so you can call your shots and you have to be choosy. Again it's apart of this vicious cycle and it's the fault of both genders, not just guys.
> too ugly to even check their bio within a second.
Takes more than a second and that adds up. Plus consider the mental tax of having to make all those decisions and judging. It takes a toll on everyone. Trust me, I weed out every girl and see all their pictures and read every bio. It's alot of work especially if you're not getting any matches. I can get why guys do it.

>>25606221
my input is to fix the typo you have there for starters lol. Otherwise I'd say use the whole character limit, tell me more about you because all I can talk about with you is cheesecake and sports now, that bio is ultimately useless and you might as well not have one if you've got nothing for matches to talk to you about.

>>25606226
Any girl? Like if they have a pulse and a pussy they are game? Should be fine in that case, you'll get some. Shore up that bio and it'll be decent.

>>25606260
Thanks for the advice anon

>>25606259
Typo? Interesting, I've mostly heard the opposite to keep it short and sweet but I can add some. I'm a CS major, got my college. Like what else do you wanna know? I nearly always start the convos and sorta get to know each other from there.
>>25606266
Anytime, god speed.

>>25606279

Your bio reads

>Bakes a cheesecake than his grandma

not

>Bakes a cheesecake better than his grandma

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>>25606043
Damn, I really need more material. I don't have very many pictures of me in general, cause nobody really has reasons to take pics of me. I don't DO much besides lift, read, and normal shit like movies and vidya. Idk how to pull off being "me".

>>25606256
Well I'd say the girls are doing it right. Being lazy and deceitful in this isn't a very good trait. If you're picky, be picky. Don't let an ugly girl sit around and wonder why everyone supposedly is interested in her but wont ever talk to her.
>If you were happy with it, you would be having more success on there
My issue isn't anything at all to do with my profile. It's after the match has happened and they've already supposedly liked my profile. They talk to me, but just in 1 word at a time.
I don't want to take shots at your profile because I'm not a jerk. Being a jerk back after having multiple anons other than you attempt to pick at my self esteem isn't an even trade, being a jerk doesn't bring me as much joy as it does a lot of people on here.

>Guys swipe right way more
Yeah, because they're swiping to everyone including absolutely hideous girls they have zero interest in.

>Mental tax,seconds add up, etc
Yeah and that's how it was designed to work. As said being lazy isn't a very good way to approach dating. If anything this is what pushes women away from online dating because here they are thinking "finally, I don't have to keep guessing if he thinks I'm a hideous pig, I'll know he's interested in me from the start" just to have none of that be true.
This is probably why I'm gonna quit tinder and advise against it to all my female friends. If they're only gonna get 4 matches anyway and every single one of those matches was lying about being interested and will never say a word to you, and probably mock how the ugly chick thought she had a chance with you and dared to swipe right on you.

>>25606279
"Bakes a cheesecake than his grandma"
Missing a word there.

If you are the 1 in a billion guys that will message first then I suppose its fine to have a short bio. But if you expect me to put in all the work then you gotta give something more to talk about.

>>25606295
I'm retarded...
That sentence is fine though? Doesn't sound stupid?
>>25606298
I hear you, sorta the same. Just gotta make the most with what you got and invest in making some new ones.
>>25606299
>the girls are doing it right
Then don't bitch when guys get burned out with getting no matches and mass swipe. Girls contribute to the problem just as much as guys.
>just in 1 word at a time.
Because they aren't interested! Look, they are probably mass swipers so they are judging you post-swipe. That is when your profile is being judge so the swipe doesn't mean jack about it's quality because they are mass swipers.
>shots at your profile
Then don't and I won't either. But if you want to make your profile better you need to open yourself to failure and potential harshness and be able to take it. Get a thick skin and just understand people may be assholes but fuck them, you aren't trying to match with them.

>I'm gonna quit tinder and advise against it to all my female friends
>probably mock how the ugly chick thought she had a chance with you and dared to swipe right on you.
Sounds like you have self esteem issues and afraid of failure. Gotta learn to have a thick skin else you're not going to make it far in life.
And why are you bitching about them being superficial with looks? All relationships are superficial (even personality), tinder just sorta stream lines it.

>expect me to put in all the work
I don't because girls are lazy as fuck. They never message first and I have to ALWAYS drive the convos.
>gotta give something more to talk about.
Like? Having trouble visualizing what I want to condense and include in.

>>25606335
Again, if guys took the effort to actually look at who they're swiping it doesnt change the amount of viable matches they get. If there's only 1 out of 10 girls you swiped to in a mass swipe that you'd talk to, and that 1 girl you liked swiped you back, that doesn't change anything. That girl was already gonna swipe you or not. The number of matches doesn't matter, only the number of matches you'd actually want to get to know.

If you aren't into someone you aren't into someone. Complaining about girls being picky is saying "why don't you just swipe yes to dudes you wouldn't ever actually touch with a 10 foot pole to make us feel better?"

The only ones contributing to a problem are people swiping uggos they hate for no real reason other than laziness.

>They aren't interested
Ok then, changing my bio or pics won't change that. I put who I am in the bio, I look like what I look like.
But if I was a mass swipe why bother responding to me at all. If I'm some fat ugly pig you have no interest at all, laugh at how stupid I am to ever think I had a chance with you and then delete me. It wastes even more time and effort to send me one word replies than it would be to actually look at who you're swiping.

Listen, I came from a shitty place. You're right, I had zero self esteem and self worth in the past and it took a long time to get up to this point. I'm finally happy with how I look and who I am but yes, that happiness is still in a fragile state. I'm not about to toss it all on 4chan because I will admit, the second some anon calls me a fat ugly bitch it will get to me a little. And now that I've revealed my weakness here I certainly cannot post a pic. Because at least now when they call me a fat ugly bitch to try and dig at me I can still chuckle and say they don't even know what I look like.
I'm working on that thick skin, and it's pretty thick as is, but I'm not gonna chance a relapse on something I don't see as an issue.

>>25606335
And I'm not bitching about being superficial. I am too, I swipe no on the uggos too. And believe me there are a lot of them. But I'm at least honest about it and not giving those poor ugly dudes false hope should they have swiped me because they were genuinely interested

>They never message first and I have to ALWAYS drive the convos.
We seem to be in the same boat then.

>like?
Anything. Why should I choose/date you? What about you is cool and interesting? What do you like to do for fun, what would you do with me to have fun? I also appreciate guys that put what they're looking for in their profiles so I can weed past the ones just wanting a quick bang. It'd waste both of our time anyway.

>>25606357
>guys took the effort
Quit being so dense. They are forced to the shortcut because of the low amount of swipes girls make. Read this article: http://www.businessinsider.com/difference-in-how-men-and-women-use-tinder-2016-7
And maybe girls should send messages more and start the conversation?
>changing my bio or pics won't change that
YES IT WILL. You're looking at it wrong, the "swipe" if you will isn't taking place up front because these guys you're matching with are mass swipers. The "swipe" happens when you start talking to them (or match) and then they judge if they like you. You're assuming that it's the guy's problem or something but it's your profile. It's the same as getting no matches, it's only hidden and harder to understand because the "swipe" is happening AFTER you match.
>pretty thick as is
It's not that thick if you're worried about what random losers say on an anime image board. Literally people you'll never meet.
>chance a relapse
You can't live life in fear and being too conservative (risk wise, nothing with politics). Gotta risk it for the biscuit.

>>25606363
You're still a girl so you have damn good chances of matching with every decision you make while the chance is super low for guys, way more taxing. Ideally girls would be less picky (like only swiping on 9s and 10s) and guys would not mass swipe but that's life. We can't do much and gotta suck it up.
>We seem to be in the same boat then.
I would love to run into a girl like you that put more into the convos but low chances I guess.

Helps a little but gotta think more. I'll sleep on it I guess.

>>25606393
Mass swiping doesnt change the amount girls swipe though, it gives you literally no advantage. Again you're saying "swipe yes to me even if you would never even humor talking to me". Guys should do the same, don't swipe if you're not gonna talk to them. Then you'll find guys are just as picky.

Fine, I'll post my bio but I have zero faith you'll convince me to change anything. I'm not posting any pictures though. Bio will come in a separate post.

And this is why guys should just fucking use tinder the way they're supposed to so there's no confusion. You've completely ripped away the safety net of tinder that was it's whole appeal for women. I'm not gonna get mocked or judged because they will only know I liked them if they like me back. Without that, I don't see the point of tinder. It's just a breeding ground to get made fun of.

Fine, I'm still thinned skin. Can't do shit about it. I'm sensitive to what guys say to me because I don't want to be single anymore, but the criticism of "lul ur fat and ugly and no guy would ever stick their dik in u lololololol" doesn't help me.
I'm a safety person, I don't make useless risks. Posting my picture on 4chan for a 100% possibility of getting trolled when I know for a fact my pictures aren't a problem (or if they are there is literally nothing I can do about it anyway).

I highly doubt the tinder game is just inherently easy for me especially when guys ruin the one good feature about it. I have to put in twice as much work as yall since I actually have to look at the profiles while you take a dump and mass swipe. I'd say its WAY more taxing for girls to be putting in 100% of the effort as it is now and guys doing literally nothing.
Ideally, girls would only swipe guys they like, and guys would do the exact same. Again, you are saying you'd rather have a bunch of useless matches of girls pretending to be interested in you despite never wanting to meet you or talk to you to make you feel better?

>>25606393
And ffs to believe girls ONLY swipe the perfects is so insulting. You think we're that superficial? I swipe as low as 5. But if there's no attraction, there's no attraction. Nothing either of us can do about that.

Maybe you can't do much but I'm seriously considering leaving the app altogether if that's how it has to work. Why put in that much effort if no man is gonna do the same?

Anyway here's my fucking bio:
"I'm into confident guys who are not afraid to make a move.
I like watching tv/movies, paying indie/casual games. Current shows I'm watching are TWD, Stranger Things, and Supernatural. My taste in music is mostly alternative rock. Waiting patiently for The Killers' new album <3
If you'll watch horror movies with me I'd be happy. I'm trying to learn Japanese! I want to work in Japan one day.
I find online dating rather awkward, but it's the only way anyone does it anymore. Bare with me."

>>25606419
>Mass swiping doesnt change the amount girls swipe though
It does, you're a good example of "fake matches". Plus if guys swipe more, than girls get more matches so they need to be more picky otherwise will be overloaded with too many matches to handle.

>Fine, I'll post my bio
I mean, it's for your benefit. Bio is the least. Pics are probably more your meat and potatoes. Unless you wanna take this private somewhere or change your mind, it's a significant blind spot.
>they're supposed to so there's no confusion
Calm down, there is no specific way to use tinder. And women are at fault as much as men. It's a bad cycle and both genders feed into it.
>ripped away the safety net of tinder that was it's whole appeal for women
What safety net? Nobody is judging in your examples nor being mean, you're just reading too much into it and sorta being dramatic.
>I don't want to be single anymore,
Welcome to the club. I'm a kissless virgin and haven't date excluding middle school.
>I know for a fact my pictures aren't a problem
Don't let your arrogance be your downfall. I thought the same at one point but I was dead wrong and off base with my profile. More eyes are good. I can have a hard time with critique taking it personal but gotta know it's for your own benefit.
>inherently easy for me
BULLSHIT. I know for a fact that it is easier but I made a fake profile of a girl one time to catfish a buddy of mine. The pics of the girl was average and I was getting matches everytime and on top of that I didn't have to do anything with convos, the guys started it all! It's so much easier, really nice. I gotta do all this work being a guy, driving the convo, asking for their numbers, ect.
>WAY more taxing for girls to be putting in 100%
You know damn well you guys don't pull your weight in convos so it's a wash even with that.

>>25606432
>>25606432
>ONLY swipe the perfects is so insulting
No it's not, it's fucking math. Let's say on all 6-10 guys you match 20% of the time (20 matches out of 100 swipes). Now lets say guys start swiping more so now it's 35%, now you have 35 matches and more to filter through with people to talk to. Thus the girl becomes more selective and only goes 7-10 guys now to not have an overwhelming amount of matches. Guys mass swipe more due to them being more picky and girls respond in kind. It's a vicious cycle, goes both ways.

>>25606432
Ditch the tv/movies, everyone does this, doesn't tell me shit. Make it less wordy, like just list "TWD, Stranger Things, ...." and "Alternative rock". Some line breaks would make it better (assuming it doesn't have any).
"I'm trying to learn Japanese and want to work in Japan one day!"
"I find online dating rather awkward so bare with me."

>>25606448
I don't think girls are really drowning in matches the way you think. I'm certainly not. I've gotten 4 total just being honest with who I'm swiping.
>pics
again I cannot change how ugly you find me. There is no point in seeing what I look like when the best advice is "lower your standards below the bare minimum you've already set and be unhappy with that instead of being unhappy being single" There is no gain for me to post pictures to be berated, only loss since I cannot change what I look like.

>Everyones at fault
I disagree, the only ones ruining tinder are the ones swiping without looking and abusing the system. I only see men feeding into it, and women if they too are swiping on every ugly guy they refuse to talk to.
>Nobody is judging
You don't know that. Tinder was designed to be that "you only match if you both like each other" not "you got swept up as an ugly pig in some dudes mass swipe and he will never even look at you twice because you burn his eyeballs out in reality"

>Arrogance
again, not arrogance, just confidence in myself. As I said I know most channers can't tell the difference and like to tear others down for having even a shred of confidence on here, but I'm not gonna give the opportunity.
It's not critique, it's just trolling. And again, I cannot change how ugly you find me anyway. My face is what it is and I cannot do a damn thing about it. If guys find me an ugly ole pig that they'd be horrified to be seen with in public, nothing I can do about that.
>Easier
yeah and I made a fake account as a guy too and got a billion matches. You do nothing at all just mass swiping and making us look at your profiles while you never even look at shit. I think initiating the conversation is a fair trade since we can't actually know if you're interested in us or not with your tactics. Make the first move because I have no idea if I'm hot to you, or a beast that just got swept in.

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Few matches. 2 ended in date the last year, now this year no responses or no matches at all. Any tip would be appreciated.

>>25606448
>You don't pull your weight
Yeah that's why I'm trying desperately to get more than "lol" from a guy. Fuck off with that shit I've put in far more work than you I'm sure since I'm the only one actually looking at profiles AND initiating AND maintaining all convos. All you guys have to do is sit on the toilet, mass swipe, and send 1 word replies.

>>25606453
Its insulting and flat out untrue. I do not expect perfection. Maybe it is you that expects perfection, and is only ever looking at what your 10/10 girls swipe. Of course if you're a 10/10 you're only gonna swipe other 10's. The majority of us average girls go for average ass guys.

My matches do not increase at all. If only 20% of those guys liked me, then only 20% liked. me. Increasing my matches to 35% only gives me 20% that will actually talk to me and 15% that are wastes of space in my matches because they think I'm godzilla. They do me no good. I have gained nothing.
And when I get those useless matches I don't up my requirements. I still swipe the same 5+'s. Nothing has changed except my comfort in using the app.
It does not go both ways it's just men continually fucking themselves over.

>>25606459
Movies/tv are great conversation pieces. Thats why I put it in and that's why its staying.
I don't think making a random list is coherent. What about stranger things, twd, alt rock? That tells you nothing, its just a string of words. Maybe those are the things I hate?

There are line breaks.

>>25606461
>I'm certainly not
You're not all girls, maybe your pics aren't doing you justice or your town is a bad fit for you. I can't get any matches in Chicago for instance but elsewhere I get them just fine.
>abusing the system
They are not abusing the system and women are feeding into it just as much by being too selective as a natural response to men swiping more (and vis versa for men responding to women).
>just confidence in myself
No it's not. Confidence is knowing you're good looking, arrogance is being blind to the fact that you may be presenting this beauty WRONG! You can be the best looking person in the world and if your pictures are bad they will make you look worse than you are. Opposite is true too, you can take better pictures and make yourself look better. I'm good looking and my profile used to be bad. Not because of my looks but because of how I presented myself. I bet the same is true for you.
>fake account as a guy too
Doubt, you just want to make up a story to support and reinforce your bias. Get off your man hating tirade just because you aren't getting matches.
>fair trade
Okay sure, it's a wash, so if that is the case then don't get mad when you play the game different and doesn't work well. You think I like girls being super selective and guys ruining it for me with mass swipes? No but it is what it is. Quit bitching and make the most of the cards we are dealt.

>>25605290
try and smile in at least one of those pictures - you're coming off as a little aggressive
>>25605800
Yeah mirror selfies are toxic for your page.
>>25606074
Man that bio is going to be repellent to most women - "casual sexy fun" is a little cringe

I got most of this from an app I've been using - shits great https://www.datingappsgenius.com/

>>25606483
They are the best most flattering pics I have, I'm not stupid enough to put in pics that make me look bad.
The location is a huge possibility but ain't shit I can do about it. I can't just move.
>Abusing the system
They entirely are. This was not what tinder wanted when they made their app and like system. Women are just using the goddamn app the way it was supposed to.

I'll ask one more time and I really want you to respond and not ignore it this time:
DO YOU REALLY WANT WOMEN WHO AREN'T INTERESTED IN YOU IN YOUR MATCHES. You're bascially saying you want to be on the woman's side of this, have an inbox full of matches but no way on knowing which is just gonna lol at you for even trying or is genuinely interested. Thats what happens when women aren't "picky". That's exactly what you men are doing to us. Women aren't being picky, just honest, and it would be better for EVERYONE if they were all honest. No more guessing "are you into me or not?"
>Confidence
I think I'm just confident and tactical. The only result to posting pics on 4chan as a woman is trolling. And again, I cannot take better pics than what I have, so its pointless critique anyway. There are literally no more flattering pics of me in the whole wide world than what I have on my tinder, it's only the best of the best. If those aren't good enough there's nothing more I can do.

Get off your woman hating tirade just because you aren't getting matches man. You're so quick to hate us all for using the app correctly as it was intended and not leading you on?

You're just sitting here getting mad at women for ruining tinder when all I'm seeing are guys abusing the system and making it a hostile environment for women to approach. Tinder was supposed to eliminate the need for courage to approach since you'd already know he'd like you. You can't bitch about women not messaging first when they are the ones needing the courage to take the chance of being laughed at and called a fat ugly bitch.

>>25606471
>I've put in far more work than you
Bullshit. I'm looking at every profile/picture and bio. I read ALL that shit. Then I have to go start the convo with something creative or girls don't reply. You know how many convos I don't have replies to with creative openers? like 75%. Fuck off with your self pity shit.
>I do not expect perfection
I never said anything about perfection, just that if you're getting a ton of matches you'll be more selective since you are getting too many.
>My matches do not increase at all
That's you and not applicable to everyone. Plus I've described the system and the path overtime it has taken. Not going to see any big changes individually right now.
>Movies/tv are great conversation pieces.
Who doesn't watch them though? It's a retarded piece that DOESN'T TELL ME ANYTHING about you personally. If you put down "Stranger things" any retard will understand that means you like tv even if they don't know it, movies/tv is a easy/generic convo piece EITHER of you can and will use in conversation. It's a waste of space when i could be reading something that ACTUALLY TELLS ME ABOUT YOU!
>a random list is coherent.
The list is probably sorted per line (tv/movies on a line, music another) but it doesn't have to be "perfect" like you're writing something for class, it's fucking Tinder.
>stranger things, twd, alt rock? That tells you nothing
It tells me you like them. Why would someone list things they hate? Quit being so autistic.

>>25606256
Mass right-swiping followed by unmatching isn't a great strategy though, given how Tinder's algorithm works because it drops your Elo to sub-atomic levels, ensuring that you'll only be shown to other low-Elo players. The safe zone is around 70% right swipes.

>>25606503
>The safe zone is around 70% right swipes.
Shit, what if I'm in the 25-50% range?

>>25606496
>best most flattering pics I have
It doesn't matter what you think looks good, it matters what GUYS like. I had pics I really liked (action shots) that were bad for my profile because they didn't show my face.
>WOMEN WHO AREN'T INTERESTED IN YOU IN YOUR MATCHES
Totally different, guys have to start the convos, women don't. I'm getting fucked twice in that case while you are in a good spot for guys to start the convo and put in the time for you.
>inbox full of matches
That's the problem because not that they aren't legit matches but because there are too many matches. There is too much of a good thing.
>only result to posting pics on 4chan as a woman is trolling
Insulting to say that you won't get a honest answer from me or others. Not all of us are going to be total assholes.
>I cannot take better pics than what I have
To each his own, to one another. Plus order is big, remember.
>woman hating tirade
I'm not on one, you are on a man hating tirade, I have said many times, both genders are to blame, That's plenty equal.
>just because you aren't getting matches man.
I have 25 matches in queue right now and about 100 convos total and about 20 solid convos overall after 1 month of this new account. I'm getting matches.

>women for ruining tinder when all I'm seeing are guys abusing the system and making it a hostile environment for women to approach

Bitch please. Hostile environment? Toughen up and quit being so triggered. Both parties are abusing the system plenty, it is what it is.

>>25606503
Totally agree that mass swipes is a bad strat, that's why I don't do it. Are you sure 70% is the right percent? I'm more at 30% most of the time. Is that hurting me?

>>25606515
As in, you don't want to go higher than 70% right swipes.

>>25606498
Alright, lets both take a deep breath here. I guess we're both just generalizing each other's respective genders and we're both insulted by it.
I'm sorry for that. Please understand, it's not all sunshine and rainbows for us women on these things either. I still believe it would be a much better place if everyone followed it's original plan, swipe only who you like and thats it, regardless of gender, but so be it if you disagree.

I'm a woman who is trying desperately to hold a conversation with men the same way you are desperately trying to hold a conversation with women.
I'm also fighting the fear of "am I ugly to him or not?" because matches mean nothing on the woman's side. I'm certain the issue of women not messaging first would be solved if this were no longer an issue. If they no longer had to guess if you were actually interested or not, they would message you first.
I will not be getting more selective even if I did get a billion matches. I like what I like and that has never changed. Because I've never settled for anything less than the minimum in the first place. I'm not gonna bump my mandatory minimum just because I'm getting matches. A good looking dude is a good looking dude no matter how many I'm "flooded with" in a fantasy alternate universe. Lets get off generalizing a whole gender for now and focus strictly on you and me, it's just rustling jimmies on both ends.

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These pics good? Saving the last for a pic with my acoustic.

>>25606526
I should've clarified in my original post - you should aim to stay below 70% right swipes.

>>25606532
>because matches mean nothing on the woman's side
70% of the girls I message never respond, how do you think I feel? You're not alone, matches aren't a shoein for guys either.
>I will not be getting more selective even if I did get a billion matches
Okay but most girls are different than you.
>generalizing a whole gender
There is nothing wrong with generalizing when it's accurate about the majority of the population.
>focus strictly on you and me
Sounds good, more useful to us anyways.

>>25606498

>Who doesn't watch them
A lot of people. I try to talk Walking Dead to lots of people despite being a popular show to get "Oh I never got into that show".
Those shows are a large part of my hobbies. I watch a lot of TV, ergo it's what I talk about a lot. So that does tell you a lot about me personally. Mock me and say what you will about how boring of a person I am, but that's who I am and I can't change that. If guys don't like that then I'm not gonna win their favor anyway.

I don't like just putting random lists of words on things. Call me more names, which is exactly why I didn't want to post my bio or anything because I knew this would happen, but it is what it is. I disagree an incoherent list of random words tells people anything. I think having long bios is good.
>>25606523
>Not all of us are assholes
I understand, and I apologize if thats insulting to you, but it's not inherently you I'm worried about. Its all the lurkers who haven't even posted. And since I've already aired my weakness, and said some things that might offend these lurkers and are raging to get revenge on me, I simply cannot post anything now. It's a 100% chance of failure now. I've dug myself into a hole.

Not to mention, I don't exactly want the world to know I use 4chan. I don't want to be recognized by someone, I have enemies IRL who would LOVE to twist my usage on 4chan against me.

>Order is big
I'll bite on this, how does order make a difference other than don't make your first pic a group shot (because 9 times out of 10 your friend is hotter than you lol)

>>25606541
I can't continue with this if you're going to insult my genitalia basically. I am a woman too, when you insult all of woman kind saying we're all basically the same, then I can't help do the same to you. And you clearly don't like it when I do it to you. So please, lets be civil and just focus on us, the task at hand. I no longer care what you think the majority of women do, and I no longer care to talk about what I think the majority of men do.

>>25606542
>A lot of people
Bullshit, everyone has some tv/movie they like.
>Mock me and say what you will about how boring of a person I am
Stop with the self deprecation, it's a waste of both our times.
>I don't like just putting random lists of words on things
Doesn't matter what you like, it matters what your audience likes the best and responds to which will be a list.
>Call me more names
Why are you on 4chan if you're just a thin skinned bitch that I called you some names? Stop taking it so personally or go to some hugbox like tumblr.
>I think having long bios is good.
Apparently not otherwise you would have more matches.
>raging to get revenge on me
You're paranoid. Take it down right away or take this convo with me somewhere private like email. Got opinions.
>I simply cannot post anything now. It's a 100% chance of failure now. I've dug myself into a hole.
You're being too paranoid and also my previous statement about taking private still stands.
>how does order make a difference
You want your hottest first obviously so guys will see your best side first. Then you want good follow ups so say for me, my 3rd is me at Glacier national park. Says I love to travel and shows something I like to do. Helps to convince those still on the fence.

>>25606550
>I can't continue with this if you're going to insult my genitalia basically
Fuck off with the victimization. You were coming at guys 10x harder than I ever was at women. Don't dish it if you can't take it.
>focus on us
Fine with me as I said

>>25606564
>Everyone has a show they like
Yeah but may not the same ones as me lol. Nor would they know how important those shows are to me with just a list.
>Why are you on 4chan
Because I can handle it when not forced out of my comfort zone like you had made me, and you only proved exactly what I said would happen. If I posted anything personal or identifying I would be mocked for it just as you are doing. So do you want to continue with this or not? Because you're just making fun of me and it's not helpful or critique, just bullying.
>You'd have more matches
I do have matches, they just don't talk. Again I refuse to believe they'd bother responding at all if I were just an ugly bitch that got swept up. They'd just ignore me altogether. What I originally asked was tips on what to do when I get one word responses and how to pick up conversation. I did not ask for anything on my profile because I know it is not the issue, you just insist on making it an issue.
>Take it down right away
That does nothing on 4chan. Someone will save the image in a second and reupload it themselves.
I don't want to even send you photos of me privately given you've only called me names based on my bio. I'm not taking the b8 for you to remind me how fat and ugly I am.
>order
Hottest is first, that's not rocket science. I have 2 pictures that include friends/parties and the rest are selfies. I cannot take good pictures without a controlled environment. So not much I can add to that. That's why I prefer my long bio, it says far more than I could put in a picture AND look good in it.
>>25606566
Again do you just wanna fight me or what, because I'm tired of fighting. I was a mirror to what I was given, I only came at you with the same force you came at me. Agree to disagree. Move on or this thread is just gonna be derailed into mindless bitching. There are no victims here.

>>25606533
Similar to what was in >>25606490 try not to have a negative bio - don't bitch about user behaviour in it!

>>25606588
>Yeah but may not the same ones as me lol. Nor would they know how important those shows are to me with just a list.
But you list your fav shows so they do know. They are down there so they will know it's important.
>Because I can handle it when not forced out of my comfort zone like you had made me
That was your comfort zone? You need to expand it out because that is nothing.
>I do have matches, they just don't talk
Are those really matches then? I have about 70% that haven't responded and I'd do anything to improve my profile to help out with that.
>I did not ask for anything on my profile because I know it is not the issue
But it is the issue! It's presenting yourself poorly which is why they are not responding/one words. You can't do anything about that. Also remember the 6 message rule.
>called me names based on my bio
Quit taking the insults so personal. It's more a pejorative if anything like anybody on 4chan.
>good pictures without a controlled environment.
That's your lack of confidence telling you otherwise. You probably look great in pics controlled or not.
>prefer my long bio
Guys aren't always going to read the bio and the pictures are the bread and butter. Plus a picture is worth a thousand words, just look at my national park pic.

>I'm tired of fighting
Quit punching then. If you dish it out then you need to be ready to take it. Don't bitch about receiving what you give.

>>25606613
>they will know they're important
I disagree though, they won't know how important. They will assume just as you did when you first looked at it "everyone likes tv this isn't special" when it is in fact a pretty big thing for me. I suppose you have given me that though, I need to emphasize more that these are a big deal to me. I need more words, not less.
>Comfort zone
Giving out personal info on 4chan of all places where I knew I was going to be mocked and ridiculed for it is pushing a comfort zone, yes. Its a pretty valid thing if you agree or not, giving out personal info on the internet to strangers with a history of hostility is a little nerve wreaking.
>Are they really matches then?
I suppose not, but giving them even less info about me isn't going to improve my odds. Knowledge is power, I'm tired of no bios and trying to force topics, I don't want to give men the same experience when they come to my bio. I want them to have as many different topics to relate to as possible to make conversing with me easy, should a single one ever actually decide to message first.
>Presenting yourself poorly
I'm presenting myself honestly. I'm not about to lie on a dating app to increase my odds because I'm not about to live a lie. If what you're saying is true, it;s 99% about how hot I look, then it doesn't matter if my bio is shit because none of them will ever look at it anyway. You're being a little contradictory here.
>Quit taking insults personal
thats the whole point of insulting someone, for them to take it personally. That's your goal in insulting me, you want to jab at me. If not why are you being so hostile to me? Stop insulting me.

>Lack of confidence
I have confidence in myself. I think I look good, despite yall trying to tear me down or tell me otherwise. But I'm not arrogant, I'm realistic enough to know what looks good on me and what doesn't. Without pro lighting and the downwards angle, I look terrible. And you don't get that from random pictures your friends take.
>Your national park pic
tells me nothing other than you go outside and have been on vacation. I've been on vacation before too. It's not that special, I'd rather you tell me more about your interests in your bio than your grandmas cake.

I'm not punching, you're still swinging at me though. I'm surrendering, I give up, please stop beating on me. I'd say the same to you, don't bitch about receiving what you give. I fought back with what you dished out to me, but I'm done now. I give up you win, just please shut the fuck up about it now.

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>>25606633
>I need more words, not less.
You need less not more. We aren't trying to read a book, just a short bio to know alittle more about you. You need better words to get a better point across.
>less info about me
Less is more! You want to give them a TL;DR not a book! Be efficient and only choose what is important.
>many different topics to relate to as possible to make conversing with me easy,
You're trying too hard, a good guy will find something to talk to you about. Plus it's not that it's too much info, it's that it's mostly too many words. Needs to be shorter and efficient.
>presenting myself honestly
Don't you think you are beautiful? Why would you try to make yourself look any less than that? Plus add them on snapchat and if doesn't like your selfies then no loss to him
>your goal in insulting me, you want to jab at me
Reading too far into this, just a pejorative.

>>25606640
>yall trying to tear me down
Can't tear down what I don't have reference for
You're arrogant that you aren't open to hear opinions that go against yours.
>I'd say the same to you, don't bitch about receiving what you give
I don't, I can take anything I give. I bitch to prove a point when you do.

>>25606651
It only lets you put a couple hundred characters in, it's hardly a book. It only allows for the TL;DR version.
>Trying too hard
clearly I'm not trying hard enough, otherwise guys would have more to say to me.

A random list of words isn't really more efficient to me. I disagree on that front, I prefer coherent sentences. Thats what I look for in bios of guys, why would I not hold myself to the same standard? Thats what my bio is reflecting most, what I expect out of a guy in my position. Give me plenty to talk about that is clear and understandable.
>beauty
I am beautiful. I'm presenting myself beautifully.
>Snapchat
I got stalked via snapchat for a while so I hold onto my username like I do my phone number. I don't give out my snap until long after we've met in person.
>reading too far
Regardless, I'm insulted and feel attacked. It doesn't make me want to give you any more of my personal info. I only regret posting what I did and should have held firm. Because I came into this full to the brim with confidence and now I feel as low as ever. You've got me questioning everything, if I really am as good as I think or if I should just give up on life. This is why I know better than to take chances on 4chan.

I hear your opinions, I just disagree. Its not arrogance to change your opinion just because someone else says you should. If that were the case I'd say you're arrogant for not agreeing with me.
We have differing opinions, that's ok. I hear yours, I understand where you're coming from, but I don't see it the same way you do.

>>25606644
Checked. Looks solid. Bio maybe is alittle light but otherwise fine

>>25606662
Thanks. Going keep fuckinh with it

>>25606660
A couple hundred characters isn't TL;DR.
>clearly I'm not trying hard enough
You're over doing/thinking it. You wanna try but not too hard that you over do it.
>I'm presenting myself beautifully.
But is it that best that you could present yourself?
>I don't give out my snap until long after we've met in person.
Tinder is shitty to talk on. Make a alt-snapchat then for that stuff but you need a place to go. I wouldn't want to talk to you either if you were dragging your feet like that. Seems like you're trying to blow me off.
>I only regret posting what I did and should have held firm
God you're way too paranoid and thin skinned. If this makes you "as low as ever" this site is not for you and you need help. Get good and get some confidence.
>I should just give up on life
Way to take this to 11. I'm not questioning you as a person but your presentation on tinder. Big difference.

It's arrogant to have your head up your ass and not listen to good ideas. I've listened to your opinions and refuted them everytime. You're just too biased and dense to come around.

I'm going to leave now because this is going around in circles and useless if you're going to bitchout not sharing your profile pics which are really your bread and butter. If you change your mind Ill be around

>>25606676
I'd say its a pretty sorry state of education when you cant handle a simple paragraph. Not sure I want a guy who can't read.

>Overthinking it
I still think it's fine as is. I do not want a incoherent list on my profile. I might as well not have one at all if nobody can decipher it.
>Is that the best
Yes.
>Alt snap
I also don't want to be pressured into taking selfies/nudes. As said, I have to set up certain scenarios to take a good picture.
Using snapchats chat feature is terrible too, I'd rather use kik or some other texting service first. Or just use tinder's, since I'd like to make it my goal to get the fuck offline as soon as I feel like he's not gonna lure me into a dark alley to murder/rape me if I do meet in person.

>Not questioning you as a person
Well its kind of hard to tell when you continually shit on me, and still are. I would not have felt this defeated if you hadn't forced me into this uncomfortable situation. I had confidence until you sat here and told me I didn't over and over. Guess what, I believe you now. I should just delete the app, I'm clearly not good enough to be on tinder yet, if I ever will be.

I've listened to your opinions and refuted them every time as well. You're just as biased and dense to see my side of things. I never wanted a profile critique to begin with. This wasn't what I came here asking for.

Thanks for bringing me down I guess. I sure as hell am not gonna give you more fuel to make me feel like shit.

Now that that fucking bullshit is over, back to what I actually came here for, more advice on how to keep conversation when all you get is 1 word responses?

>>25606699
Dude roast me and my profile please I like your commentary

>>25606706
If youre getting ond worded try giving it back. If that doesnt work move on.

>>25606706
Get a better profile

>>25606715
Your opinion has been noted and discarded at this point. Thanks for playing.
>>25606711
Yeah I figure I should just not even play their game. Either put effort into it or I'm gone, especially if you ain't gonna message first.
>>25606708
Well my opinion is the same as I've said this whole thread. Your bio is nonexistant and might as well not exist as is. Tell us about yourself, why should we pick you, what are you gonna do if we make contact? What are you interested in? Use the whole character limit, a paragraph is not hard to read contrary to popular belief. More the better, and make it coherent and readable. A random string of words tells me nothing about you, what about those random strings of words, are they your interests, your disinterests? Use sentences.
Only thing I have for your pics is smile more man. Tinder from the woman's perspective is like looking at a series of mug shots sometimes, none of you guys ever smile and it just makes you look scary and unapproachable.

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Kinda struggling with a non-douche bio and if it even matters. Any help?

>>25606741
Because I'm so hot I'm just doing what girls do on tinder
I know I look like a north face model in my first one
Girls will notice my non caring style as they play it all the time

So I have a problem.
I live in a small town, not a lot of girls, but somehow I managed to get around 12-15 matches last time. I wasnt getting more results when searching so I decided to create a new account.

Went outside, asked some of the few friends I still have to take me some pictures and I created the account using my number instead of facebook, just for trying something new.

>2 days later and not a single match. Not even one. This is too depressing, what could happen?

Maybe its because Ive already used all of my possible matches in my previous account and theres no one left?

Anyway, after being left my gf this really makes things far far worse.

Also, can anyone post successful guy profiles? Just average men, I want to take a look to their pictures.

For me the worst part is having to jump over this wall, once I met with a girl irl its everything done, I can talk with her for hours, enjoy our time and be very sociable. But getting to that point its almost impossible to me. Theres no way I can start talking to a stranger outside.

I tried in the past to start a conversation with girls and they look like you are having some kind of problem or want something bad. You cant approach a group of girls like nothing, even in a club doesnt really works.

I knew if they gave me the opportunity they would like to enjoy a nice conversation, Im not even looking for a girlfriend, just friends or someone to go out, enjoy dinner or drinks.

Very bad and sad times.

>>25605114
How many matches do you normally get a week in a big city?

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Pretty decent amount of matches already, but I want to go into hundreds territory

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tired a selfie on my phone.

I'm not going to pretend im something special but this isn't a very flattering image.

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What do..?

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Might crop the two out entirely in my first pic. Thoughts? For some reason smart photo makes my first photo the one with Viewtiful Joe. Not sure why.

>>25607238
Get that blowjob, bro.

why is my swipe left if you support ISIS line not getting me a million matches like it should?

>>25607238
How'd you get that?

Hello friends. I need advice on starting conversations on Tinder. Getting matches isn't difficult, but getting them to reply and maintain a conversation is. Regardless of how I open, girls either never reply or reply with conversation-killers.

Or, maybe I just need some insight from femanons here. I don't understand why a girl will swipe right and proceed to put 0 effort in people she matches with.

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>>25607642
I'm good looking and I have really pretty light blue eyes that most people don't have

>>25607720
Get them to talk to you first, so you know they're really interested

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Any tips?

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just restarted my tinder today with a fresh batch of photos, no matches yet, appreciate any input

>>25607842 here

>>25607815
some of your pictures are a little cheesy, the news desk thing and graduation
>>25607573
include that picture with their faces (looks weird otherwise) but as your last picture, and find a nice picture of just you for your first picture instead (but not the selfie you have in there, I’d get rid of that)
>>25607058
Bio is a little upfront but if that works for you
>>25606746
“Work hard play hard” is douchey/cheesy as fuck. What does play hard mean to you? (i.e. talk about your hobbies instead)

>>25605426
this is exactly what so many girls do. This just means they're boring or bored.

>>25607743
I'll be the judge of that

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>>25606074
that bio tho delete dat shit

How's this for a first line of my bio?
"They don't call me BigMike for nothing ;)"

>>25605208
you look like a douche in every single photo. The first picture should be just you, not blocked by a fuckin beer bottle

>>25606470

For some reason that first picture kinda makes you look creepy.

I'd say get rid of it and swap it with your third photo.

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>>25607877
Judge me

>>25607842

Your pictures are all terrible, delete them immediately and start from scratch. I would grow your hair out, you seem to have a fine hairline so why are you shaving it? Because it doesn't suit you at all, shaven heads are for masculine looking men with beards or muscles. You look like a lesbian.

I don't know what the fuck you are thinking with your third picture, are you straight? Gay? Male, female? Trans? Im genuinely not sure.

Start lifting weights, if you can grow a good beard then do so.

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:)

>>25608391

Good first and second photo, I'd delete the third because it makes your face look weird as fuck. You've already got the body pay off with the second picture, so its mostly redundant with the third. You could do with a picture with friends so people don't think you are some kind of loner. Listing a few hobbies to make you seem a bit more unique / stand out a little wouldn't hurt either.

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>>25608409
Like that, or more party like?

>>25605800
Try not to end up on r/iamverysmart

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>>25608430
Second opt

>>25608430
>>25608442

Both are fine, I'd go with the first if you had to pick one, because im of the mindset that having women around you makes you seem more "normal" and more "suitable" to other women. Its the opposite for guys, where if a chick has tons of guy friends in her pictures its an instant turn off. Showing you are friends with a woman shows that you aren't some weird basement dwelling creep.

Is it some kind of army / service uniform? Because why not mention that in your bio, its something interesting.

>>25608459
In Israel everyone goes to the army. Thing is my Barret stands for military police which turns off a bit. Don't know if it's a big no no

>>25605208
Bro you look lile a dick, take the glasses of, they need to see your face

>>25608466

I can't answer that because im not Israeli, but im assuming if you are dating other Israeli women they don't really give a shit if you beat up Palestinians.

More holiday snaps is a good bet, if they are good pictures of you. I joined tinder for 4 days 6 months ago, got maybe 4 or 5 swipes, 2 replies that went nowhere fast.

I redid it later with all holiday snaps and get so many swipes now its ridiculous.

>>25607573

Given that you are on a dating platform designed entirely around selling the best possible version of yourself in just one or two pictures, im not sure why you think its a good idea to have one of those pictures be of yourself with bad acne.

Get it cleared up, then take another picture. Tinder has zero tolerance for errors like this.

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>>25608480
I'll look for some, is that fine for now?

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>>25608499
That perhaps? No beard tho and a year old

>>25608499

I'd say its probably above average, the real test is whether or not you get swipes though.

I think the looks department is covered, but you could do with a little more in the bio, something short but funny, or interesting.

Ive got:

"Come at me with your best duckface." and then a sentence on what hobbies I like, and the fact I run a business. Very short, concise, moderately amusing.

>>25608517
>>25608509
>>25608499

Oh and the reason for travel pictures is because women seem to have an infatuation with travelling, and guys that travel. Across every dating website its shown to be one of the most attractive metrics for women.

>>25608522
So travel as third or forth? Thanks for the constructive criticism!

>>25608533

Travel as second. First picture to make them pause from smashing that dislike button, second picture to reel them in with a travel photo showing you are an interesting person. Her finger moves away from the dislike button, she goes to the next two photos to see you have friends and other women aren't repulsed by you. She goes down to the bio to check you haven't written something obscene like "wanna smash".

Everything checks out, so she likes. And then you have a <50% chance of her replying to you regardless of your opening message.

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Posting here as well. Always looking to improve. Not really sure about the bio

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>>25608544
Do we have a final product?

>>25608568
Added line
"owner of a Chinese pug "
Taken from
>>25608560

>>25608568
I'd bump the travel picture to second place personally, and include another one in third place if you have a more interesting one (of a landmark or nice scenery etc, where you also look good).

Other than that I'd say it was a fairly decent profile, certainly better than some of the dogshit that gets posted here. Swipe on everything other than super morbidly obese chicks and single mothers, so you can practice opening lines and get used to not getting responses.

>>25608588
Thanks! May I see yours?

>>25608560

1 - Fairly strong opening picture, better if girls coul see your eyes though since sunglasses hide the face. Point of the first picture is to show your face.

2 - bit of a shitty photo, can't see you very clearly, don't you have a better one of this landmark or from that holiday?

3 - Not a fan of this photo. Youve already got another dog photo, so this adds nothing, and I don't think you need to be advertising your feminine sensitive side. Its not something women are outwardly attracted to.

4 - Reasonable picture.

5 - I like this one, nice scenery, showing off the doggo and that you have decent arms as bonus, all without looking like a douchebag or a little faggot (like in pic 3).

6 - Not sure about this one, it looks like some weird stock image. Can you not get a version without that funny logo at the bottom?

As for your bio, nothing major to say, you could make reword the disney line to something funnier instead of sentimental e.g. "Expert at belting out disney songs"

>>25608600

Nah they have my 14 year old niece in a few of them (from a holiday where I went to see relatives), so im not posting them to 4chan.

Id say you are definitely better looking, body wise we are fairly similar. I'd be surprised if you didn't get swipes from uggos, fatties and older chicks. Remember to not be picky with your own swipes, its all just practice. Also I would recommend the boost, a perfect profile is irrelevant if no-one ever sees it. Getting your card to the top of the deck will get you more swipes, which in turn will raise your ELO and naturally get your card more likely to be seen.

I had to stop swiping at about 50 matches in, because its impossible to keep up with messaging chicks. Only a few are actually nice, I've gotten about 8 or 9 phone numbers since I re-joined a week ago.

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>tfw 6 matches while sleeping
>overwhelmed by it all

Match with about 0,5%, swipe right on 80% regardless of how they look. Am a 6/10 according to rate threads, but I'm guessing they're wrong? Won't upload pic cause cba.

Pics and bio are decent I believe.

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Here's mine. Don't get too many matches. Usually only swipe 6/10 or higher, so about 30-50% of the time. Have gotten like, idk 6-8 matches (1 super like who unmatched me lmao)
Don't usually know what to say, I'm really bad at starting conversations but I've been on dates before and usually ace the talking part. Maybe its just harder to text because I think about it too much.

>>25609101
super like that unmatched u meant to press on the red button but misclicked.

... also guys do u reset your tinder every time you change your profile? or whats the deal here

>>25609189
Somewhat figured that's what she did.
I reset my tinder everytime I delete it and reinstall. I get frustrated at the no matches, say tinder is a sham and just delete it for 3 months and then say "Shit lemme at least try it again."

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just got back into tinder, are these pics more or less okay?

i haven't thought of a good bio yet any suggestions for what to include? i'm a pretty boring person so it's been difficult to include personal things

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>>25609609
these are cute!!

>>25609784
thank you anon <3

I'm on holiday in Spain and found some qts who are dtf but when I mentioned I'm 30 miles away they lose interest.

is there a standard way around this?

What's a good opening message that doesn't come off too strong? I don't want to use shitty puns, I'm looking for a more casual opening but also more creative than "hey what's up"

>>25610242
I ask if we're exclusive a lot. As with anything on Tinder results vary widely. Some girls really love it, most reply but some seem to despise it.

So say something like "Does this mean we're exclusive?", or "We're exclusive, right? ". If they play along then ask to arrange the "wedding".

>>25605208
>alcohool
>sunglasses
>semi-naked
>not a single smile
>snapchat dog shit for retarded girl

>>25606644
take your 2nd pic for top photo.
erase the 4th pic

>>25607238
Seems to be a hooker or a cam model or a bot.

I had a decent amount of matches, decided to delete my account and create a new one in about 2 weeks.
But its been a few days and I didnt get any match yet, which is very strange, I always had at least 5 or so.

What could happened? I live in a small town, maybe I got all the matches in my previous account already?

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fix my bio, soc.

>>25605363
When's her birthday? Just wait til she's 18 if you're that bothered

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Okay I'm about one more fucking match blatantly ignoring me for days on end away from going on a killing spree..

What the fuck is wrong with all these sentient fleshlight on legs matching and then never responding KILL ALL WOMEN REEEEEE

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i work in a bar.

>>25608609
Thank you my man will work to improve

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Could use some advice on my profile

Could I please get some advice on my bio? I'm 25 male...


Just looking for a decent human and partner in crime so I can delete this app and get nonna off my back (she's starting to worry).

South Park, Disney, Studio Ghibli, Horror movies, Classical music... I'm not picky... Also open to swapping conspiracy theories and/or gnocchi recipes.

6'1 / domesticated + toilet trained / will entertain your other pets for free.

>>25610774
3,4,5 are all terrible. But for different reasons.

No, actually, the facial hair. Stop it. God... it's supposed to make you look more mature and distinguished, not a rat.

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>>25610851

>>25610700
skeez. you should make sure you wear two condoms if any chick goes near you

>>25610822
just... you give nothing about your personality. You really need like 1-3 sentences that say more between the lines than the words themselves.

If you're looking for a hookup, don't be so gross about it.

>>25610860
Ok thanks! How about...

Just looking for a decent human and partner in crime so I can delete this app and get nonna off my back (she's starting to worry).

I'm pretty active and I love doing new things. Also into Docos, South Park, Disney, Studio Ghibli, Horror movies, Classical music... I'm not picky.

6'1 + domesticated

>>25606706
Look, I'm a bit late to this, but from everything I've read of you so far it seems like you're doing nothing wrong. You're trying to keep a conversation going and they are just not having it. I'm sorry, but I'm not sure what else you can do about it at this point.

Say something funny. Say something genuinely funny and conversation-starting. After doing this for a while, you'll get a bunch of canned conversation starters... this separates the socially awkward from the fun to meet and be around.

Also: if they constantly just give one word responses, they're bitches and don't have anything to contribute themselves. bored or boring.

These are the chicks you get drunk and fuck for a night and they feel bad about it so they don't text you the next day

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I've changed my mind, I fucking hate Spain.

>>25610955
>>25610224
spain has the most stuck up bitches on the planet who will literally hold on to their virginity until they meet a joan cortajanera that cums chocolate and money off his dick. then they will open their legs as quickly as posible then rinse and repeat.

t. spaniard that hasn't touched a spanish female in years. fucking disgusting

I'm gonna be mean guys, but better me than some girl you're interested in.
>>25605123
Your pics make you look like a crackhead. Put in one where you look decent/well groomed.
>>25605164
Fine but all your pics look exactly the same
>>25605208
No. Just no.
>>25605290
Your profile doesn't look all that bad. Maybe work on your conversation skills?
>>25605732
Hippy girls will love your thing.
>>25605800
The glasses don't look good on you. Please get rid of them.
>>25605952
You look like one of those Kpop stars which is good lol. Switch the taco pic with another.
>>25606072
99% of people aren't interested in an open relationship. You don't exactly ooze sex appeal either.
>>25606221
You look like Chad. You'll be fine.
>>25606470
First pic looks awkward.
>>25606533
First pic is weird. Change it.
>>25606644
You could literally say you are a felon/gangsta/child molester and still get matches
>>25606746
>work hard, play hard
Douche confirmed
>>25607058
A guy getting hundreds of matches is rare. Your profile seems to be working well for you.
>>25607815
If you're a model then show those modeling pics! Your pics aren't really making you stand out.
>>25607842
Third pic makes you look gay, and unless you are I'd change it. Girls love Disney, emphasize the shit out of that.
>>25608391
Youre profile is shit but you're good looking enough that it doesn't really matter.
>>25608560
You look like the shady foreign guy who drives a Ferrari and tries to get girls to go for rides with him. Not sure if that's good or bad.
>>25609101
You look like an ugly woman in the first picture. You might think it's funny but no girl is going to be turned on by this.
>>25609609
No
>>25610334
For the love of god delete the second picture.
>>25610700
First two lines need to be burned with fire.
>>25610774
You come off as normal but not entirely interesting. The body pic doesn't actually show off any definition, it's just a pic of a torso lol
>>25610955
God if I could punch her through this screen I would.

>>25610856
i would have kept 3 and got rid of 2. or kept both. but u need that female in your photo m8.

>>25611051
How about this bio though for >>25606221 ?
"They don't call me BigMike for nothing ;)"

I got my first ever match. What the fuck do I say now?

>>25611291
Nothing. Enjoy being ghosted.

>>25611333
No reply in the last nine minutes, so I'm guessing you're right.

>>25611349
I was joking m8. I've had matches take a full day to reply because sometimes they swipe and log out for the day.

>>25611357
I was joking too, but my style of sarcasm doesn't work well via text (which is another problem to deal with on Tinder altogether).

>>25611087
No, god no. Any attraction your photos generate will be neutered by that.

>>25611087
Dude, you're on a sports team. Two at least. Let the girls come to you.

>Nearly two months without a single match

I am starting to think something is wrong with the app. Or the woman in my area suddenly have way higher standards then they did a couple months ago

>>25611407
you are not the only one anon
Ive been having an average of 10-14 matches or so -there are so few girls in my zone, small town-, decided to delete my profile because I was feeling confident, create a new one, new pictures which I thought they were fine and... 5 days and not a single match. Nothing.

I got my first one today, a chubby or I guess its just fat 27yo girl. Its so depressing specially during weekends and being dumped by your gf

>>25611407
Did you spam right swipes for a day? I heard certain behaviors can lead to shadowbans and account bricks.

>>25611444
I feel you senpai, it's demoralizing to get matches then reset and suddenly not get a single one lmao.

I haven't gotten a single match that I haven't felt like I initiated since I made this thing. I know it's probably just need though so I'm afraid to post in here.

Can we have a quick poll of how many matches you have and how long you've had the app for

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How am I doing? Critique? Improvements?

>>25605367
>>25605390
Her name reads Maria

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Got a few matches + an upcoming date so I guess I'm doing alright, but I'm open to suggestions and tips if anyone's got them

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Is tinder only for extremely hot guys l or am I Really ugly when I smile? Even changing up my pics I don't match.

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Maybe you can remove the first paragraph. It sounds retarded but I kept my bio at 2 lines and look at these matches after an account reset. Women apparently don't give a fuck about our hobbies or life.

>>25611722
I guess hobbies arent important any more, you can talk about them when matched.
I still have my bio with almost all of my interests, trying to not look like a geek or strange guy. But it doesnt really matter.

Do you think its bad to reset accounts too many times? This second time went horrible >>25611444 and Im thinking in taking new pictures, bio and resetting everything once again.
But I dont really know if it would be worse.

My previous profile was too simple, just 2 pictures, first one a selfie, 2 lines and that was all.

>>25611760
>Do you think its bad to reset accounts too many times?
No clue. I just had to do it because I switched phones and because I didn't link my acc to FB, I lost everything.

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I can't call the EBA so I'll need your help /soc/
No matches unless I super like. What do

>>25611794
you look sad in those pictures, try to show a little more happiness without faking it too much.
and too many selfies, try something different or at least on the outside, it seems like you never leave your home

>>25611794
>I'm sad and I live alone with my cat, I don't expect anyone to love me

Do you see how that might be a turnoff?

>>25611446
Not that I know of. Is there some way of finding out if I have been bricked or shadowbanned?

so, this app is a meme right? in my 1 million people city there are like only 200 bios within the distance limit. Do women have it more easy with this? I want to hear stories.

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>girl is kinda spotty about replying, usually takes like an hour every time
>I ask about her hobbies
>she says drawing, she asks mine
>I say drawing too, ask her what she likes to draw
>5 hours later she hasn't responded

Come the fuck on, what happened

>>25611794
Try posting pictures of yourself with other people, it makes you look more social and approachable.
Also don't be shy about your interests, music taste etc

>>25611958
go to the next one

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Is anyone else like me and always sets up like 5 different dates and then when the time comes around to actually go on the date, you just kind of would rather just do nothing?

So my tinder has been glitching out like mad, especially since this new update. It keeps sending me through profiles I've already seen and swiped through in both directions as well as crashing mid queue. Is there anything I can do about this?

>>25611958
think what really happened
she has dozens of other guys talking to her, it only costs to have one who she considers to be more interesting than you and its over.

she will reply with small answes like yes, no, and then its over.

This happened to me last week :
>nice girl, nice hobbies, she starts the conversation, talk for hours
>she asks me for more pictures, she wants to know if Im the same guy who shows in my profile, send her a selfie with timestamp, she sends another
>"you are handsome anon, I really like your style"
>she asks me for my number, more pictures, wants to meet in person

>from one day to another she stops answering "Im busy right now" "Having dinner, talk later" "ok, yes"
>no more replies, wrote her a couple of times, read my messages, no answer. she is on facebook all the time.

fuck her. I dont have the patience for going behind a stranger, but yes, I really hate girls like this. They have ANYTHING they want, all the guys they want, you treat them the best you can and then suddenly they ghost you. Fuck this society.

>>25612221
It's like, shit, I'm bored this afternoon, let's talk with someone who likes me and then ghost him the day after.

Is anyone having trouble sending messages? I've been having issues with the app and I'm afraid it'll affect the messages in the future

>>25611692
It'd probably help if you specified a specific music genre, in case you don't have your Spotify account connected to your profile. Also, that's you with long hair in pics 2 and 3, right? If so, try posting more pics of you with short/long hair, depending on its current length.

>>25612370
I cant connect to Tinder, the problem is I used my number instead of facebook account so now everytime I try to connect it has to send me a code through sms

>>25611958
because talking about hobbies is just about as bland as it gets

>>25612198
THIS so many times. But that just means you aren't really interested. I usually go but it ends up being a fuck and done or no connection at all.

I'm going on a date at midnight nad we just started talking this morning... she seems pretty rad so who knows

If a girl ghosts you, how creepy would it be to randomly compliment her?

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Give me pointers boys. My bio is literally just where I'm going to school and my major. I get a decent amount of matches but the conversations never get far.

>>25612406
I don't have my Spotify connected since my taste isn't super popular and I don't want to come off as a tryhard. I figure if anyone wants to know they'll ask or just find it out naturally.
You're right about the pictures though, I just don't have or take many haha

>>25612948
You get a decent amount of matches because they think you're the guy on the left

>>25613015
that's only been my profile picture for a few days. my main profile picture has been 3.
But I get where you're coming from and I'm not unrealistic about my limits.

>>25613015
This.
>>25612948
Take a selfie and put it as your main photo, it's pretty confusing.

>>25613026
Just did thanks for the suggestion man

>>25613041
Get a haircut and lose the baby fat so you don't look 14

>>25613053
Already working on the baby fat. Do you have any suggestions on hair cut?

>>25613061
No, just go to a hairdresser and ask them, they'll have a book with a bunch of different styles just pick one that works for your super round head

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Any pointers for laying a decent looking Asian girl. I've fucked jew, white, and Latina, but never black.. but I want some Japanese or Korean pussy for once, but it feels like they don't play the same game as the other races

>>25612898
If she ghosts you it's already most likely past the point of no return. Just move on.

So do you guys think it'd be better to go for the super like, the like + ig follow, or just the ig in a general situation where you find someone you'd really like to have a shot at getting with?

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How did you lads do today?

>>25606074
youre going to get 0 pussy, or maybe a fat chick, and your gf is going to get fucked by chads

>>25611656
I like it desu

>>25611711
yeah your smile is a bit weird. kind of like a stoner. I wouldnt say you're ugly though.

>>25608430
damn that girl is so fine.

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Would not mind some constructive criticism.

1/2.

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>>25614211
2/2

I know that one pic is too dark, have to find something better to replace it with.

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Please suggest

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lol, if I never have sex again I wouldn't be surprised at all.

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>>25608560 >>25608609
Worked on it some more. The feedback was appreciated
>>25611051
Bro that Ferrari remark had me in tears laughing.

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>>25608391
H A I F A
A
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Bio:

outdoors, the beach, bike rides, and traveling.

Music: Post Punk, Indie rock, Chicago house, Denpa, vocaloid

My favorite movies:
The Bicycle Thieves-Vittorio De Sica
Belle Du Joir- Luis Buñeal
Tokyo Story- Yasujirō Ozu
Perfect Blue - Satoshi Kon

Video Games:
Jrpg, Srpg, rythym
Currently:
Persona 3
SD Gundam Generations

Other interests:
Cooking
Impressionist Art
Animation
J-Drama
Fashion
Karaoke
Business
Technology

>>25614215
bro get a surfer photo in there. damn

>>25614309
why are you saying you're fit when you have a shit body?

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>when she messages you almost a month later.

>>25614843
post ur profile?

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>>25615025
I won't post the second half of my bio because it's my secret to reel in the bitches

>>25615040
Bet you 100$ it's some cuck, feminist shit.

>>25615047
Nope. That shit would only attract roasties.

>>25615051
Post whole profile then, the one you pulled in looked like a tranny to begin with.

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>>25615055
Cmon, she looks amazing for 32

>>25615058
Lol dude no, that thing is one strawberry margarita and a lost make up bag away from the wall. How's the body, I bet it's bad.

>>25615058
I think I know your play, you talk about wanting a relationship?

You gotta mad dog it man, tell them you're there strictly for sex and play off your looks.

>>25615058
She's cute sure but nothing to write home about.

>>25615096
A little true, but I've always had a thing for older women

>>25615106
Wrong. But not fully wrong. I don't like fucking around too much and I usually turn down girls that are too easy unless they're 8/10, because I'm not looking for STDs

>>25615115
I agree, I'm not even going to pursue anything with her desu, I already have 4 other girls waiting for dates anyway

>>25615142
Wear a condom man, what's the point of tindr besides getting pussy.

>>25615149
Ill never use a condom, I would rather not have sex just because I can barely feel it. Maybe I should try training myself. I know it's bad

>10+ matches
>don't find any of these cunts interesting so far
I know it's my first few days but I was expecting handpicked people to have more to say. Is it because it's texting that I find them boring?

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>>25610955
I know I was annoyed before, but I still feel physical pain after this one anons, as I've been winded. I was so close...

>>25615155
Fucking hell man, if by bad you mean catching the HIV then yeah it's bad.

So you're looking for love man, nothing wrong with that.

>>25615160
You're expecting way too much from these people lol

Only 10 matches?

I've got about 40 and I'm not that good looking.

>>25615160
Sometimes I get a 2-3 week lull in uninteresting matches before I get a week of multiple good ones, just keep at it, if you keep swinging at balls, you'll eventually hit one

>>25615155
if you can barely feel it try different condoms or see a doctor

>>25615165
I also state in my profile that I'm just looking for sex and still match a fuck ton, maybe my city is just full of whores, yay.

>>25615165
Im letting love happen if it happens, and getting some harder to get pussy too. If you have to work for pussy, chances are they don't sleep around too much

>>25615178
I'm done working for pussy, all I want to do is fuck it, so why beat around the bush?

>>25615172
Bare pussy just feels so much better. Or is that just me?

>>25615186
yeah but is it worth an STD?

>>25615169
I'm not going for numbers because I don't want hook ups. I immediately left swipe everyone who has these characteristics:

>no bio
Immediate left swipe. Don't care if she's the hottest bitch on the planet.

>lists dancing, traveling or any sport as her main interest
I despise these activities so it's a waste of time, though I've technically traveled a lot against my will.

>Has cats or a kid
I'm allergic to cats and don't want to deal with the logistics of single mother relationships.

The only exception I made was for this girl who likes anime and video games as well as rock music but that's it. Supposedly, this was going to help me find a chick who had more in common with me and would therefore be more interesting to talk to but it seems futile.

Still, 40 matches in 1 week? That's fucking insane. Do you even talk to these people?

>>25615186
No it's not just you, of course bare pussy feels better, but you know what feels better than bare pussy? Not having fucking AIDS.

>>25615184
Yeah, but I'm more butt fuck retarded than you because I only raw dog, so I'm not trying to get diseased whores

>girl superlikes me
>we match
>she unmatches me minutes later

there really needs to be a "supermatch undo" option

>>25615190
I've gotten 40 matches in about 2 weeks to be exact and most of them yes. I've established five FWB's in the past two weeks. Take a strip of Suboxone and fuck them like they're my Aunt.

I don't know if they like me being straight forward about just wanting to fuck or what but this has been my most effective tindr bio yet.

>>25615195
Fair enough, you're only risk now is knocking one of these shits up.

>>25615203
Oh, I see. I couldn't pull that off. Honestly, I don't consider myself a looker or a player and I'm a 27 yo KHV so I really just wanna get a girlfriend I guess. Maybe I have unrealistic expectations.

>>25615170
Yeah, I guess perseverance will let me pull through. I'm not even halfway through week 1.

>>25615206
Ive played the pullout game for years now and I'm still the reigning champion brah

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Should I add this pic on my tinder? Is it ok?

>>25613595
desu?...do we know each other?

idk if this is the right place to ask, but i matched with a girl on tinder who turned out to be a cam girl. she ok with a hook up but wants me to pay $50. probably isnt worth it but i want to ask anyways

>>25615224
That's up to you really. You could be taking a whore out on a date and spend $50 on food and whatever for a chance at pussy, or just pay it upfront for guaranteed pussy

>>25615224
50 bucks for some pussy? Wrap it up and do it my man.

>>25615236
>>25615240
okay, thanks. it's my first time doing something like this so i'm pretty nervous.

>>25615254
I've fucked many whites in my life, just calm down and enjoy yourself, bullshit free pussy is hard to come by

>>25615254
If you're worried about cops, just ask her to flash you before you give any money

>>25615264
are cops usually an issue?

>>25615268
For tinder, no, not really

>>25615268
Nah, something like a cam girl is usually super safe, if she's legal you're more than likely safe. If it feels wrong get the fuck out of there though.

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I've only got one match so far. Help?

>>25615277
Maybe don't be a commie pussy, real women like men, real mean compete, they don't bitch about the means of production.