Boyfriend Application Thread

>>25603917
THOT ENABLERS DESERVE TO HANG FIRST

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>21
>5'8", apologies
>190
>Yeah, I think so
>6.5"x6"
>$4000
>Italian as hell
>Long-term
>Volkisch/fascist/conservative
>Domination, impregnation, cock worship
>Very dominant
>Important, I would wait if the woman was a virgin
>Marriage, love, support, a human connection, etc.
>Expresses her love in a meaningful way
>I can do an online thing for a while, but I'd like a real one
>Yes to both, children in a few years, marriage within a few years
>Yes, i have had a few girlfriends
>Not a virgin, have had sex with 11 women
>I never got into anime, I did like DBZ as a kid though
>Have watched a lot of lindybeige lately
>Fencing
>FNV
>I don't know what that is
>It's Always Sunny
>Paranoia, depression
>Worked. F
>United States
>Eastern Europe, like Croatia or Poland
>Either stay in the US or somewhere remote in Europe, like Ostel
>I don't think I would drop one anywhere. Seems rather pointless
>I'll tell you another time
>I've gone sober for the most part, but I like beer
>Neither
>Never
>Impregnate her
>An opportunity to give to someone else everything you are, and for them to give you everything they are
>Yes, I like to grill most of all
>I can sustain a conversation, so if you add me I can give you a few reasons

>>25603918
But I'm very, very, very lonely.

>implying fembots care about robots

>>25603919
> had sex with 11 women
REEEE FUCKING DEGENERATE

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dont be afraid to hold back boyos

>>25603922
If it makes you feel better, I still want to kill myself.

>>25603924
It doesn't matters mr italian chad. Everyone here wants to kill themselves

>>25603925
I'm a manlet, I can't be a Chad

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>>25603917

>Age? 18
>Height? 6ft
>Muscular? Decently
>Dick Size? Average, Never measured
>How much did you make? Zero because studying
>ancestry? UK, German, Swiss
>Long term relationship
>Politics? Far right Libertarian
>you dominant or submissive? I don't know
>How important is sex? Are you willing to wait? Not very important, the point is love, is it not?
>What are you looking for in a relationship? Love
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman needs. that would be Loyalty
>online dating? Online because where I am is a shithole
>Marriage? Children in the future? Absolutely to both
>experience dating? if you count a total of 4 hours of contact as experience, otherwise No
>virgin? Yes
>Anime? Never watched one
>Favorite YT channel? Issac Arthur
>Sport? don't care much for them
>Vidya? Factorio
>Cartoon? Samurai Jack
>I don't watch TV, it's all garbage now
>Mental Illness? Next to none, Cured most of it
>Weightlifting and attempted Day trading, it didn't work well at all
>currently in Canada
>United states, cause I'm moving there eventually
>only gf I ever had was for 1 week, it was too short to get attached much
Do you drink? Do you smoke? Vape? Drugs?
>Absolutely not, they disgust me
>Impregnate her
>a way for two people to express themselves fully and completely to one another, unafraid of being hurt by the other
>No, but I'd enjoy learning
>I like helping people and making them happy, when my life goal commences, I'll be a millionaire
Enjoy FBI and data miners

>>25603917
>>Age
22
>>Height
6'3
>>Weight
90kg
>>Muscular?
nah super lanky
>>Dick Size
6 inch
>>How much did you make last month?
3k AUD
>>Where's your ancestry from?
irish and german. australian nationality tho
>>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship?
long term
>>Political Beliefs/Ideology
pretty right wing
>>Fetish
i like extremely light femdom, basically i just like strong women. and cuddling

>>How important is sex to you?
not overly important
>>What are you looking for in a relationship?
of all the things, the thing that steps out the most is friendship
>>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman needs to be a possibility for you
humour
>>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
open minded
>>Do you want to get married in the future?
yep
>>Do you have any past experience dating?
yep 2 prettty serious gfs
>>Are you a virgin?
6 sexual partners
>>Favorite Anime
anime is gay
>>Favorite YouTube Channel
anything kino
>>Favorite Sport
aussie rules football (AFL)
>>Favorite Vidya
battlefield 1 (im a casual)
>>Favorite TV show
Kenny Vs Spenny
>>What did you do this summer?
worked
>>What country do you live in?
australia
>>What country would you like to have a gf from?
anywhere
>>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
The Netherlands, looks sweet

>>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had?
i moved for uni and said i wouldnt wait for her, i was a dick at 17
>>Do you drink? How often? Favorite alcoholic beverage?
very regularly. definitely beer.
>>Do you smoke? Vape?
smoke ciggies
>>Drugs?
very rarely but open to em
>>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
cum on face
>>What do you think a relationship is?
a mutual friendship with benefits, i guess
>>Can you cook?
yeah pretty well
>>Why should a girl choose you over other guys in this thread?
because im an aussie chad and not a cuck like most on this board lol

>>25603917
>Why should a girl choose you
>Why should a girl
>a girl
Shit...I thought this was one for the gaybots...

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>>25603917
>18
>5'7
>150lbs
>no
>5.5 inches
>unemployed
>dominantly irish and german, a bit of mexican and jewish
>long term
>libertarian
>pee
>dominant
>i'd like to have sex but if i really love someone ill wait
>loyalty, honesty, trustworthiness, companionship, and true love
>just not a stacy
>ive done online, its just not that great
>yes to both
>yes but im still a virgin
>yes
>evangelion or cowboy bebop like a basic bitch
>idk cybershell
>baseball and tennis are cool
>morrowind
>billy and mandy, ed edd n eddy, courage the cowardly dog
>scrubs
>diagnosed with depression, self-diagnosed with borderline personality disorder
>go to the beach, smoke a lot of weed
>usa
>a celtic, slav, or balkan country desu
>ireland or new zealand
>canada
>gf tried to kill herself and just ghosted me after leaving the hospital
>as often as i can, i love guinness
>yeah, cigarettes
>weed
>have her pee in my mouth
>idk
>no
>i dont know honestly
im /undateable/

>>25603927
total homo, drugs, drinkin n smokin is fun as

Next thread you gotta add the voight kampff test from blade runner and see if you can hit the post character limit

>>25603928
>chad
>6 inch penis
>into femdom

wew lad

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I've done of of these every couple days since I was 14.

Come at me, ladies.

>18
>5'10"
>120lbs
>Skinny af
>5.8"
>Currently attending college, but over the summer made about $800 barely even working.
>75% German. 100% white dude
>I don't care
>Left wing for the most part.
>kinky af
>Generally dominant
>Sex can happen when it's time
>Just looking for a girl who I can connect with. Can't be a girlfriend without the "friend"
>The ability to laugh at our mistakes
>I don't care
>Eventually yes
>Dated for a while in high school.
>Not a virgin, lost my virginity this past summer.
>Don't watch anime
>RegularCarReviews
>not a huge fan of sports (basketball if I had to pick)
>Haven't played videogames in a while but probably Fallout: New Vegas
>don't really have one
>Trailer Park Boys
>don't really have one
>Mainly just chilled at night with my friends. Went to a few parties. Nothing special.
>USA
>USA preferred but if you speak english you're fine
>Germany
>North Korea
>Friend I hooked up with left me for my other best friend. That one sucked.
>Yup I drink. Rum and coke is my fav.
>No cigs but I enjoy vaping for the nicotine high. Not enough nic to be addictive.
>Weed is fun
>This feels creepy to answer.
>Like a friendship but more special.
>I can make a mean italian sub sandwich. I might just post the recipe here anyway
>Because I'm probably the biggest normie here

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>Age
24
>Height
5'11"
>Weight
180 lbs
>Muscular?
somewhat
>Dick Size
6 inches
>How much did you make last month?
Like $45,000.
>Where's your ancestry from?
Mixed
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship?
Any
>Political Beliefs/Ideology
Too stupid to hold a political belief
>Fetish
Lolicon
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait?
Yeah i'm willing to wait
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
Comfy partner.
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman needs to be a possibility for you (like patience, humor)
Patience. Lie to the police for me if necessary.
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
I have a 2 year old daughter.
>Favorite Anime
Super milk-chan
>Favorite YouTube Channel
CookingwithDog
>Favorite Sport
Basketball
>Favorite Vidya
Red dead redemption
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
China IL
>Favorite TV show
Bizarre Foods
>What did you do this summer?
Made money
>What country do you live in?
US but I frequently travel to Mexico
>What country would you like to have a gf from?
Itd be nice to date a british black girl but anything is find
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
Maybe somewhere comfy
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had?
Girl broke up with me because I "killed" her younger brother
>Do you drink? How often? Favorite alcoholic beverage?
Occasionally. Favorite beer is blue moon.
>Do you smoke? Vape?
Cigarettes
>Drugs?
No I am a drug trafficker tho
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
Dress up as a muslim girl injured by an explosive and I'm a crazy soldier holding her hostage. Also maybe read newspapers with glasses on i get really horny seeing girls read newspapers
>Can you cook?
Very well. I used to be a head chef in a 4 star restaurant

>>25603917
>Age 23
>Height 6'2"
>Weight 210
>Muscular? Getting there
>Dick Size 6.5"x6"
>How much did you make last month? $5000
>Where's your ancestry from? Mexico
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship? Both
>Political Beliefs/Ideology Right leaning neo-liberal
>Fetish Mom and son porn
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person? Depends on the situation
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Very, not very long
>What are you looking for in a relationship? Wife and kids
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman needs to be a possibility for you (like patience, humor) Be able to argue without resorting to crying or logical
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date? Face to face
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future? Yes, Yes
>Do you have any past experience dating? One girlfriend, been dating since 2014
>Are you a virgin? How many partners have you had? No, just one
>Favorite Anime One Punch Man
>Favorite YouTube Channel Demolition Ranch
>Favorite Sport American Football
>Favorite Vidya Fallout New Vegas
>Favorite /co/ cartoon N/A
>Favorite TV show The Expanse
>Self-Diagnosed Mental Illness Introvert
>What did you do this summer? Studied for the CPA exam
>What country do you live in? USA
>What country would you like to have a gf from? Doesn't matter
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be? Don't want to move
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation, which one would it be? California
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had? N/A
>Do you drink? How often? Favorite alcoholic beverage? Socially, IPA Beer
>Do you smoke? Vape? No
>Drugs? Weed sometimes
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be? Anal
>What do you think a relationship is? Sharing your entire life, good and bad with that person
>Can you cook? Very well

>>25603917
Why bother, I never get a response anyways.

>>25603919
I know it says you want a white girl. But what do you think of Asian women?

>>25603917
Cute thread FBI, I'll bite since you should already know all this.
>Age
23
>Height
5'8"
>Weight
160
>Muscular?
Very
>Dick Size
6"
>How much did you make last month?
Nothing, just graduated uni and enjoying a brief vacation.
>Where's your ancestry from?
Europe
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship?
Long term
>Political Beliefs/Ideology
National Socialism
>Fetish
Not really
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
Depends on my mood, sometimes I just want to pin her down and have my way and sometimes I just want to cuddle while she plays with my hair.
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait?
I like it but sex before marriage is degenerate so I can live with putting it off.
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
Love, marriage, and children.
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman needs to be a possibility for you (like patience, humor)
I'd like her to be shy and modest without being a total submissive pushover.
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Face to face

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>>25603917
You really think I'm gonna do all that? Because fuck you I am VERY bored and I will
>18
>6'2''
>155lb
>Pretty lean, decent muscles, visible abs, but I'd be laughed off of /fit/
>Don't know and can't get hard to measure right now, probably average
>Nothing, but I started a job halfway through this month and will be getting 700 bongdollars at the end of it
>A mix of Wales, Ireland, and Northern England
>Don't know, I'd love to try one and see how it goes
>Used to stress too much over politics, now I don't at all. I agree with natsoc a lot, but I think human nature alone means we'll never have our problems solved
>Anything micro/macro sizeplay (giantess, minigirl, etc)
>It depends what my friend would prefer and what's in their best interest, though I guess that's inherently submissive
>Sex is a completely alien concept to me, I can't imagine having it, I don't understand why people obsess over it so much. I'd probably like to wait as long as possible.
>Being comfy, somebody who will trust me enough to tell me their problems and actually value my input into their life just because
>If you get angry frequently, have tantrums, a short temper, etc then I cannot put up with you
>Either or, though I'd struggle to take an online relationship "seriously" at first because I've seen them fail so much. You'd have to be pretty open to irl stuff like sharing pictures, voicing, maybe even arranging to meet right off the bat. None of this "I'm too shy to talk into a microphone even though it's much more convenient and personal"
>I WANT to get married and have kids but I've long stopped thinking that will ever happen, so I'm not optimistic about it
>Nope
>Virgin
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>>25603940
continued:

>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
Yes. Yes.
>Do you have any past experience dating?
Yes, had several gfs and one long term.
>Are you a virgin? How many partners have you had?
No. Only one, I'm not into casual sex or hookups.
>Favorite Anime
Not really into it but I find female nerds really cute.
>Favorite YouTube Channel
I like Morrakiu's Merchant Minute skits
>Favorite Sport
I like to play casual football and soccer. I also do powerlifting if you consider that a sport.
>Favorite Vidya
Age of Empires 2
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
Cartoons? I'm not 5.
>Favorite TV show
The only TV I watch is Game of Thrones with friends so that I guess, by default.
>Self-Diagnosed Mental Illness
Loneliness? It's hard finding a normal girl nowadays.
>What did you do this summer?
Started to train Jujitsu.
>What country do you live in?
America
>What country would you like to have a gf from?
I don't really care as long as they're white.
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
Maybe Latvia, it seems nice.
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation, which one would it be?
Israel
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had?
Nothing particularly interesting, I'm still good friends with my exes we just mutually agreed to separate like adults.
>Do you drink? How often? Favorite alcoholic beverage?
Very rarely nowadays. Vodka or dark beer.
>Do you smoke? Vape?
No
>Drugs?
No
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
Consensual sex in the missionary position
>What do you think a relationship is?
Where two people bond and each individual's talents complement the other's to improve both their lives.
>Can you cook?
I can make guy food like chicken breasts and omelettes.
>Why should a girl choose you over other guys in this thread?
Because I'm not from here, this is my first time seeing what /r9k/ is about.

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>>25603917
>>25603941
>I couldn't pinpoint a favourite, but I like light hearted shows, ones that rely on the comedy and/or comfiness. Some particulars include osomatsu san and Kill la Kill
>There are a lot of factors that go into this but on the whole I'd say Red Letter Media
>Stuff that involves a lot of dexterity, coordination, and footwork is fun, stuff like fencing
>My favourite videogame would probably be tf2 because of all the hours and memories I have, but I love so many more, especially indies
>Does Avatar count? If not I guess Futurama
>Haven't watched TV in ages, my sister showed me arrested development the other day and I thought that was hilarious though
>Diagnosed autistic spectrum, I also think I have a cluster B
>Got a job, got into anime
>UK
>UK
>Assuming I'd be moving to semi-idyllic conditions either the US or Japan
>Australia, in the middle of the outback, I'm not an evil person
>N/A
>Now and again when I'm bored of feeling down, vodka and cranberry
>Nope
>Nah
>Roleplay some kind of sizeplay scene like what I mentioned earlier
>When two people enjoy eachothers presence and understand eachother, wanting one another to be happy
>Pretty well, I wish I did it more but I can handle myself
>If people find me funny, they find me really fucking funny
Now to await my lack of response
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>Age
23
>Height
5'10"
>Weight
220lbs
>Muscular?
Work out a couple times a week, 335lb pr bench, hoping to lose fat
>Dick Size
micropenis
>How much did you make last month?
$1k student
>Where's your ancestry from?
asian, korean
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship?
long term
>Political Beliefs/Ideology
conserv christian
>Fetish
no
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
really passive person
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait?
not that important, virgin, don't know
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
love, companionship, sincerity
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman needs to be a possibility for you (like patience, humor)
smart, always trying to learn something or pursue a hobby
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
online and long distance relationships seem to never work, but i'm not sure what i want
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
yes of course, building a family is one of the most best experiences in life
>Do you have any past experience dating?
no
>Are you a virgin? How many partners have you had?
yes 0
>Favorite Anime
don't want anything, but i love to see an occasional anime film
>Self-Diagnosed Mental Illness
no
>What did you do this summer?
summer camp teacher
>What country do you live in?
usa, southeast
>What country would you like to have a gf from?
usa
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
korea, japan
>Do you drink? How often? Favorite alcoholic beverage?
no
>Do you smoke? Vape?
no
>Drugs?
no
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
buy some rope and wrap her hands and feet
>What do you think a relationship is?
a good relationship is two sided, both love each other
>Can you cook?
a little yes
>Why should a girl choose you over other guys in this thread?
oh, not even sure why i filled this out,

>>25603940
>>25603942
Oh that's awkward we posted our dual parters intertwined with one another. Decent tastes though

>>25603945
Now kiss. Kiss for our amusement.

>>25603945
Yeah I forgot this chan has post cooldowns.

>I WANT to get married and have kids but I've long stopped thinking that will ever happen, so I'm not optimistic about it
I know that feel bro. Hard to find decent white women nowadays.

>>25603939
I don't really have any preferences, are you asking for yourself or a friend?

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Oh man.

>20
>6'0
>192lb
>big chest, big arms, no abs
>6"5
>$5,000
>Mexico
>whichever, stay or go it's up to you
>everyone's equal. Politics are trash. Love is truth
>I don't think I have any, maybe cute faces idk
>I'm not submissive. But being dominant only when I need to
>sex can wait, I'm in it for the feels
>lots of trust, lots of fun, lots of whatever you want really...I just wanna be able to love again
>patience. Lots of patience please. And don't be inept of doing things, no anger or violence.
I'll do either face to face or online. I'll come to you whenever it's time.
>hell yeah.
>pretty bad experience but I'm good now
>no, had 1 and she was quite a handful
>don't have a favorite but I enjoy moe
>I watch a lot of music stuff, science, and comedy.. at one point I was into gaming
>basketball, and soccer, and football. In that order
>rocket league lmao, it's been a while playing vidya. Used to play all day erry day in hs
>oh shit I like Steven universe. But uh, I like the other CN stuff too
>GOT
>no mental illnesses
>I worked my ass off really
>the USA
>any really, she just has to be really cute and understanding and willing to make it work
>I've never thought about moving into a different country, but different state yeah, like Colorado maybe?
>none, people die when they need to. That power is really just useless. I have no hate
>the pst one was my only breakup
>only
>the herb (moderately)
>holy shit, if try to make her cum in less than 15 minutes with just my younger and fingers. I've done t before lol
>literally loving and trusting and having fun
>all the good shit you can think of
>because I also write music and I'm very passionate and romantic. I would make songs and write them just for you. I'd do anything you'd want me to (outside kinky weird shit. Pls don't ask me to do stuff with my butthole.) it's not really that they choose me over someone else. I'm passive and patient. I want you if you want me too.

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>>25603917
>19
>5'8 manlet
>160
>very
>6.3"
>2,230
>French/Spanish
>Long Term
>Middle Right
>Idk if it's a fetish but I get hella turned on when women cry
>Dominant
>I feel it's important for a healthy relationship but it's not a total deal breaker
>To fill a void, validation, power?
>funny, shy
>both
>Yes; at least 3
>NO
>Yes I am
> DragonBall
>N/A
> Folkstyle, Freestyle Wrestling
> Fallout Series
>Grim adventures of billy and Mandy
>The Office US
>Parnoia
>Work
>United States
>Estonia
>probably just move states
>Honduras I hate their people
>Never Drank
>Never Smoked
>Wrap her in Saran Wrap and put Vaseline over the plastic until she's slippery and spin on her pussy like a helicopter.
>a relationship is what you have w your best friend just with kissing and fucc
>Yes
>Please

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>>25603917
24
>5'11
230
>Kind of
7"
>$0 (looking)
Half black, half white
>Whatever
Conflicted, but don't enjoy Trump
>Missionary
More dominant
>Kinda. Yeah. But implying
Someone to talk to and enjoy even if just for a few minutes once. In a perfect world, to be comfortable with the other person in my bubble
>Warmth. I don't need a sarcastic sidekick "who has no idea what's happening/what she's doing"
Up for it
>If it's in the cards for me, I wouldn't pass it up.
Negligible
>Yes
I'm loving AoT/SnK right now
>Difficult: I'm a fan of videogamedunkey
Brazilian Jiu Jitsu
>Mario Kart
N/A
>Game of Thrones
No
>Job search, BJJ, spend time with my family. A little writing
USA
>Tell me a story about your origin
Toss up between the Netherlands and Japan
>Asteroid on NK, all of the destruction, none of the fallout (political or nuclear)
Only one was high school. After prom went to the park to walk and break up. I didn't cry or talk to her again.
>No. Fireball or mixed vodka
No, no
>I like weed. Haven't used this year
Oiled up -> creampie
>A relationship is what you make of it. Together, you must make it uniquely something and make it your own, though. No mold will encapsulate everyone. To me, it's two stories that mesh, even the shitty parts
>Yeah, well
From what I've read, I think a lot of guys on /r9k/ can be submissive and clingy. I can mesh with you in ways that sort of person won't.

One note: if you identify me IRL, don't bother @ing me. I don't talk to many people outside of where you see me who aren't plenty weird themselves. It'll be uncomfortable, but mostly annoying. Not responding to texts. Just let me talk to a grill

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>>25603917
>Age
23
>Height
5 foot 6 inches
>dick size
5 inches
>how much did you make last month
$3500
>where's your ancestry from
swiss and russian
>are you looking for a long term or short term relationship
not looking for a relationship
>political beliefs/ideology
some conservative some liberal, not all one or the other.
>fetish
too many to list but futa is up there for me
>are you a dominant person or a submissive person
dominant, but I like to be submissive if I can
>how important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait
It's pretty goddamn important, if a relationship can't have a healthy sex life, it will fail, no ifs ands or butts. I can wait for at least 3 months, if she doesn't engage in anything beyond kissing at that point its a waste of my time
>what are you looking for in a relationship
for someone to just give a shit about me the same amount I give a shit about them
>mention a fundamental characteristic a woman needs to be a possibility for you
bitch has to be able to take a joke and roll with them. Has to be open to her own sexuality and not be afraid to engage me first and grab me. Needs to give a shit about washing their goddamn vagina so I don't taste piss and salt when I go down on them
>are you up to online dating or only face to face
I can do either and have done both
>do you want to get married in the future, do you want children in the future
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA no
>do you have any dating experience
yes, 4 previous girlfriends and about 4 years worth of dating time
>are you a virgin, how many partners
no and 2
>favorite anime
FLCL
>Favorite YouTube Channel
currently AstroKitty
>Favorite Sport
lolno
>Favorite Vidya
Tales of Xillia 2 or Infinite Undiscovery
>Facorite /co/cartoon
MLP
>Favorite TV show
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia or Game of Thrones
>Self Diagnosed Mental Illness
giving too much of a shit about shitty people
>what did you do this summer
Was deployed to Kuwait
>what country
USA

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>>25603949
h-holy shit
please post kik

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>>25603952
cont.
>what country would you like to have a gf from
Russia, Scotland or Ireland
>if you could pick any country to move to, what country?
Ireland or Scotland
>if you could drop a couple nukes which country
North Korea and China
>if applicable, what's the worst break up you've had
When I got depressed that I was deploying for a third time and got suicidal and my girl friend ignored my calls for help and didn't even want to come visit me. Took a friend calling me every day to calm me down and when I finally went home again months later she sat me down and said we should take a break so she can focus on school and not on helping me. Yeah cause you helped me so much the past few months you self absorbed cunt
>do you drink, how often, favorite beverage
yes, every weekend usually, espresso stouts
>do you smoke or vape
I'm not gay
>drugs
again, not gay
>if you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her what would it be
anal. I would fuck her ass for hours till there was at least 5 loads in her then shove a butt plug in there and take her out on a date so she could enjoy carrying my cum in her ass in public
>what do you think a relationship is
an agreement between two people to give a shit about each other and prioritize each others problems to work as a team. that and being exclusive fuck buddies.
>can you cook
it's part of my job so yes
>why should a girl choose you over other guys in this thread
because I don't give a shit about her approval and I can do without her company anyways.

>>25603929
Fuck off normie, this board is not for your kind. Fags have it even easier than thots.

>>25603953
Rndylmao

This'll be interesting.

>>25603954
forgot question
>muscular
slightly. I look skinny fat, but I can run for miles without stopping and much stronger than at first glance.

>>25603936
>girl broke up with me because I "killed" her younger brother
>999+9

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>>25603957
>I'm stronger than I look at first glance *tips fedora*

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>>25603919
Yes
>>25603927
No
>>25603928
No
>>25603930
No
>>25603935
No
>>25603936
Yes
>>25603937
Yes

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>18
>6'0
>165 lbs
>Fuck no
>6 in.
>My parents sustain me, I usually get ~$100 a month
>Sweden, Czech, Ireland, Britain
>As long as possible
>Centerist
>gfd, lactation
>Submissive
>Not very important, yes
>A female that genuinely likes me
>The ability to talk. I'm clueless in that areanot required I'll take anyone
>Face to face
>Yes yes
>no
>Yes 0
>nhk
>Accursed Farms
>No
>Fallout2
>No
>No
>No
>Browse 4chan
>Usa
>Usa
>Japan
>Syria
>No
>No
>No no
>No
>Id be too lame and anxious to do anything
>Like friends but closer
>Ya
>I try to be nice? Idk I'm really not any good at anything
Here is email
[email protected]
I live in merced, ca and I want to die

>>25603960
Ouch, how dreadful
what's the issue with these?
>>25603927
>>25603928
>>25603930
>>25603935
they look good to me

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Age >27
Height >5'11
Weight >145lbs
Muscular >Toned arms yeah
Dick size >4.5 in
How much did I make last month >$0
Where's your ancestry from >Finland & Ukraine
Long-term or short-term >Long-term
Political Beliefs/Ideology
>An overall skeptic. I believe in strange super-powers left unlocked in the center of the earth.
Fetish >Masturbation
Dominant or submissive >Dominant
How important is sex to you? Willing to wait?>Never has been. I want it like any other guy, but... I dunno. I'll masturbate 25% of the 7 days. So absolutely I'd wait.
What are you looking for >Titties
Fundamental characteristic >Nice teeth/smile
Online dating? >Hell no.
Marriage? Kids? >Yes & yes
Virgin? >Yes
Past experience dating? >No
Favorite anime >Clannad. Family feels. :(
Favorite YouTube >TheReportOfTheWeek
Favorite Sport >Hockey
Favorite Vidya >System Shock 2
Favorite cartoon >Uhhh family guy I guess. I'm a simpleton
Mental illness >Depression & anxiety my dudes
What do this summer >Nothing, I hate summer
Country >U.S.A
GF country >China
Where would you move >Canada
Nuke a nation >No. I'm an environmentalist
Drink >Yep. Every day.
Smoke >Not recently no
Drugs >No
Sexual act >Anal
What is relationship >Love
Can you cook >Yep I'm real good
Why should you like me >I'll be edgy 4 U

>>25603929
Fuck you no one wants you here

>>25603919
I'll add that if anyone's interested, I write in my spare time
http://motleycourt.blogspot.com/
It's also a decent way to contact me, but I'd like eyes on my work nonetheless

>>25603937
>One girlfriend, been dating since 2014

why are you posting this if you already have a gf

>>25603917
>Age
18
>Height
5'9''
>Weight
55kg, i don't know how to convert ameriburger units
>Muscular?
nope, I'm a sp00ky skeleton
>Dick Size
5''
>How much did you make last month?
nothing
>Where's your ancestry from?
eastern european, mainly polish but i have some german blood
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship?
long term
>Political Beliefs/Ideology
nazbol
>Fetish
very light femdom
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
sub, duh
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait?
I long for physical contact all the the time,
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
someone to cuddle and watch films with
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman needs to be a possibility for you (like patience, humor)
dark sense of humor and a love for films
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
I'm ok with both options
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
no marriage and no children
>Do you have any past experience dating?
none whatsoever
>Are you a virgin? How many partners have you had?
I only had sex once and she coerced me to have sex with her. i did not enjoy it.
>Favorite Anime
one punch man
>Favorite YouTube Channel
filthy frank
>Favorite Sport
none, chess counts?

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>Age
24
>Height
5'8'
>Weight
140 lbs
>Muscular?
Kind of
>Dick Size
7~
>Where's your ancestry from?
Jamaica/Italy, some other shit I pay no mind
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship?
I don't care for hookup culture, I'd be happy with long term
>Political Beliefs/Ideology
Agnostic, I don't really believe in prayer or anything, but I do believe something may be out there that humans cannot comprehend
>Fetish
Feet,Lactation,Tanlines,Office Attire, Glasses, Cosplay
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
Depends on the situation
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait?
I can wait, I just want someone that accepts me
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
My 2nd half
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman needs to be a possibility for you (like patience, humor)
Ok with dark humor, Nerdy, Introverted
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
I'd like someone I can touch
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
Yes and yes
>Do you have any past experience dating?
No
>Are you a virgin? How many partners have you had?
Yes. 0.
>Favorite Anime
Gurren Lagann is up there
>Favorite Vidya
Hard to decide, but The World Ends With You is in my top 5
>Self-Diagnosed Mental Illness
Abandonment Issues
>What did you do this summer?
Hung out with friends, go to work
>What country do you live in?
USA
>What country would you like to have a gf from?
I like asian girls, doesn't matter where she's from
>Do you drink? How often? Favorite alcoholic beverage?
Socially, don't really care for it. Mostly do it so I'm not a buzzkill
>Drugs?
Tried shrooms once, I liked it
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
Where do I begin
>What do you think a relationship is?
Love,Commitment and Understanding one another
>Can you cook?
Yes
>Why should a girl choose you over other guys in this thread?
Idk

>>25603967
>Favorite Vidya
Portal
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
over the garden wall
>Favorite TV show
community
>Self-Diagnosed Mental Illness
assburgers
>What did you do this summer?
study and wallow in self-loathing
>What country do you live in?
argentina, but i'll move to the UK in 5 or 6 years
>What country would you like to have a gf from?
any european country that isn't france
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
UK
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation, which one would it be?
france
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had?
unapplicable
>Do you drink? How often? Favorite alcoholic beverage?
i like drinking once or twice a week. i love gin tonic
>Do you smoke? Vape?
nah
>Drugs?
i did LSD a couple of times
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
>What do you think a relationship is?
idk, love, i guess?
>Can you cook?
decently
>Why should a girl choose you over other guys in this thread?
because i'm slightly smarter than most of the autists on /r9k/

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>>25603965
Oh, God,
Nietzsche
Said you passed away
Without me.

So please stay
Because you see
I can't stand being
So lonely.

>>25603917
>23
>5'10 or 5'11, I don't remember which
>162 lbs
>sort of medium, not muscular but not skinny either, but definitely not skinnyfat
>6x6
>more than you probably make
>pretty much half german half slav
>we'll see what happens
>mainly conservative
>fire is one of them, breastfeeding another
>dominant
>I can wait, but my patience is limited
>someone not a bitch
>think it depends on who I'm interested in at the time
>if it's online then show webcam
>maybe children, but no to marriage, too risky
>lol no
>I fucked escorts before if that counts
>not a fan of anime, but Higurashi and some others are alright, moeshit is ass though
>hitchcock
>hockey
>tough one, but probably stalker
>those faggots flip flop constantly, got a list?
>breaking bad and M*A*S*H
>why the fuck would you do that
>work aside went fishing up near Erie for walleye, also played some Halo and the like as well as exercise/work out, I do more stuff in fall/winter
>burger
>dunno, any I guess
>pretty content because of muh guns, but I'd like to visit some places
>Israel just so everyone stops bitching about it
>I got rejected to homecoming once, though she did actually have a boyfriend
>beer and spirits, not to where I get shitfaced though, I have enough headaches as is
>no
>no
>deepthroating
>typically a way to get sex and some other freebies, maybe you find the person to stay with, maybe you don't
>yep
>dunno, but it's nice to have money in my wallet

I'm just here to see if someone meets someone else, i like when people like each other and they get to be more personal.
Good luck everyone!
This is one of the few things that make me happy.

>>25603972
it's always great when love is found
I always try to see if I find my own though
I never do, but I'll keep trying till the day I die

>>25603917
20
1.93m (6.3)
260p 132kg
No
Standerd issue 14cm or 6inch
400$ because third world shit hole
Sumeria
Depends on the person really
That would take ages to explain
None
Dominant
I'm ok with waiting a day to a week
A cosy home
Comforting
Yes
Yes and yes
Only once
No
None
I dislike anime
Bigclive
obviously I don't care for sports
Building games and RTS games
None
None
Dipression, social anxity
I built a bird cage and a small green house
iraq
Anywhere but US
New zealand
Saudi arabia, USA,israel
You can't have breakups if you have no relationships
No, but i'd like to try wine
i rarely smoke shisha
None
Yes, i am an alright cook
That question is not for me to answer

I don't think I've ever seen that in one of these threads, or rather no one's every replied to mine.

>>25603973
I've given up.
It's not even like i feel like i'm worthless or that people can't love me, but i feel like i will be just a bother for anyone who decides to be with me.

If i really love someone, i want them to be happy.

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>>25603917
18
6'0
170
Getting there
7"
Student but I resell clothes but about $500
El Salvador
Long Term
Be who you want unless you're Jewish
Dominating a Female Light BDSM
Dominant
Yeah a reasonable amount to both
Fun, loving and loyal
Humor and forgivingness
Both
Yes and Yes
Yes
No, 4
The Cat Girl of Sakurasou
Thunderblunder777
Baseball
N/A
Archer if that counts
Archer
Diagnosed with OCD and Anxiety
Smoked pot
USA
Doesn't matter
Spain
Israel
Broke up because she got really drunk and made a fool of herself and didn't appreciate her embarrassing me like that.
Yeah, couple times a month and Vodka
Just pot
Just pot
Eat her ass
2 people who have a social relation
Yes grew up vegetarian in a non-vegetarian house so had to hone my skills
Interesting, ambitious and can keep a conversation

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>20
>5:11
>190lbs
>chubby, but not a complete lardass
>6 in
> 1100$ (part time)
>Irish, Belgian, Carribean
>Short
>Right of center, confirmed catholic despite not actually
>Facesitting
>Submissive
>Rather an emotional crutch before sex
>Someone to tell my problems to, and them to tell their problems to me
>Patience, and trustworthiness
>Face to face (preferred)
>Yes
>Do you have any past experience dating?
I went on a date in highschool, and it didnt go anywhere
>1, No It was a man and a long story
>none
>Brickyorchid08
>Hockey
>Bloodborne
>F is for family
>Game of Thrones
>Social anxiety, depressed, insecure
>Work browse 4chan and hate myself
>Canada
>Australia
>Australia/Switzerland
>The Philippines
>Not Applicible
>Yes, get shitfaced average of every 2 weeks, cheap whiskey and coke
>Weed sometimes
>Weed sometimes
>Eat her ass
>A couple who can always look to each other for support and can relate to.
>Basic shit as well as most other things if I have a recipe for it
>Trying to improve myself (Seeing a therapist on saturday and going to start working out soon)

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>Age
22
>Height
5'11"
>Weight
195
>Muscular?
Used to be, working back towards that
>Dick Size
7.5"x5.5"
>How much did you make last month?
$0, unemployed and trying to get my life together again after a recent divorce
>Where's your ancestry from?
100% European, can confirm with 23 and me
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship?
We'll see
>Political Beliefs/Ideology
Simply, far right
>Fetish
Nothing gets me off faster than choking a girl
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
Dominant
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait?
I've had my fill, so if she insisted on waiting then sure. If she doesn't want to wait, well that's fine too
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
A wife who has similar views, or at the very least can put up with mine. I want my children raised a certain way, and that is non-negotiable. I will provide for my family, but I want someone who is going to be a good mother
>fundamental characteristic
Womanly, traditional
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
Yes to both
>Do you have any past experience dating?
Newly divorcced
>Are you a virgin? How many partners have you had?
No/One previous
>Favorite TV show
Sopranos
>What did you do this summer?
Yellowstone/Glacier/Little Bighorn
>What country do you live in?
USA
>What country would you like to have a gf from?
Looking for someone White
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
I just want to own some land and live out a simple life with a family
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had?
Current divorce
>Do you drink? How often? Favorite alcoholic beverage?
Coffee almost daily, not much alcohol. Only socially.
>Do you smoke? Vape?
Pipe/cigars
>Hard drugs?
No
>Can you cook?
Yes

This is /r9k/, I'm not expecting anything from this. I'm just having a hard time with my divorce and wanted to blow off some steam.

>>25603976
people choose other people for a reason
if someone chooses to be with you, then you aren't a bother
don't even give up, persevere and things will inevitably go your way, just maintain the self improvement and you're golden

>>25603980
I'm sorry, but i already made a decision.
I will try to sort things out with everyone and then i'm going to take a bunch of sleeping pills.

Thank you for that message though, but i really don't want to be hurt again.

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>>25603917
>Age
21
>Height
5'6
>Weight
145
>Muscular?
No
>Where's your ancestry from?
Philippines and British isles, I'm a hapa
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship?
Long term
>Political Beliefs/Ideology
I'm conservative leaning but I don't really care much about politics, as long as she's not an SJW
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
Depends on the situation. Outwardly I like to display dominance but it's only a show.
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait?
I couldn't care less about sex.
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
Not only a companion, but a best friend. I want interesting conversations as well as someone I can share emotions and feelings with.
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman needs to be a possibility for you (like patience, humor)
Intelligence and modesty. Bonus points for creativity.
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
I would love to meet face to face potentially but that would take a while.
>Do you have any past experience dating?
Once, for a month in middle school but that hardly counts
>Are you a virgin? How many partners have you had?
Yeah. tfw
>Favorite Anime
Haruhi
>Favorite Vidya
Dark Souls
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
Classic Spongebob
>What country do you live in?
US
>What country would you like to have a gf from?
Korea
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
>Drugs?
No smokes, no drinks, no drugs
>What do you think a relationship is?
A two way arrangement. There has to be mutual benefit.
>Why should a girl choose you over other guys in this thread?
I don't want to use anybody for sex, I'm not some thirsty beta looking for nudes. I want to share happiness with someone else, because making them happy would make me happy.

Out of all these questions not one of them pertains to interests, the hell is up with that? I like drawing, writing fiction, and playing piano.

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>19
>5'7
>skelly
>6.5"
>idk 2.5k?
>central europe/scandanavia
>long term i guess
>left
>lite femdom
>submissive i suppose
>dont care
>someone who's aight with me being a sperg
>individualism
>online is ok, ftf better
>havent decided yet, probably not
>no kek
>V
>yuru yuri
>joey's world tour
>sailing
>archer
>always sunny
>anxiety
>worked part time, procrastinated, wasted time playing vidya
>US
>Japan
>Australia
>Saudi Arabia
>lol
>under 21 so not very often. vodka
>weed
>yep
>anal
>a chance to share the better parts of yourself with another person
>if it's microwavable
>your decision

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ITT nobody gets any replies

>>25603984
I got a reply anon.

>>25603985
well fuck you then, dickface

>>25603917

>23
>183cm
>76kg
>6.8 inch
>$500 (I'm a student)
>British
>Long term
>Conservative
>I like to rough a bitch up
>Dominant
>Willing to wait but sooner is better
>I'm looking for a someone that is cute and won't bitch to me all of the time
>Patience, Knowledgeable
>Face to face will always be more successful
>Yes I do want to get married/kids
>Yes I have past experience dating
>Yer I'm a virgin
>Don't really watch anime but I guess jormungand/black lagoon
>Murdochmurdoch
>Don't play sport
>Don't play vidya but if you asked me 5 years ago I would say halo
>Hmm probably the boondocks
>Game of thrones and the walking dead
>Don't have a mental illness but had problems with depression before
>I studied
>Australia
>Doesn't matter to me what country you're from
>Probably Canada
>Hmm probably Saudi Arabia
>Last GF dumped me hard, felt bad man
>Don't drink but if I have to I drink beer
>I smoke cigarettes
>I don't do drugs
>Probably choke,slap and pull her hair while fucking her from behind
>Relationships are for cuddles,sex and having kids
>I can cook some things but I am no chef
>I don't know, you probably shouldn't. I don't really think I care either way.

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>>25603984
sometimes it succeeds, sometimes it fails
posting a dating profile on 4chan is always a roll of the dice

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>22
>6'1"
>72kg
>no
>8 inch it's weirdly shaped though
>$3150
>england and germany
>long term
>Center left libertarian
>deepthroat, last gf would do 2 inches at most
>a bit submissive if i trust that someone else can do a better job. Dominated when things need to be done.
>2-3 weeks max
>someone to love me without feeling forced into loving me
>Honesty
>face to face i thought online dating just was flirting and agreeing to go face to face
>yes but not really, yes
>i've had 1 gf and have never been on a date outside of that
>1 girl
>I watch fotm anime, i guess i enjoyed re-zero more than i should have
>a guy who rarely makes videos anymore called SLAPPAYURFACE
>Hiking is fun to do
>WoW but i hate retail wow and burned out from playing on private servers since 2012. Catching up on backlog and learning how to make
>gravity falls was fun
>Chasers war on everything and gruen transfer were fun to watch
>mild depression
>work, getting over broken relationship
>australia
>any 1st world country that has had capitalism as its economic system for the last 50+ years
>staying put, i have good internet finally
>none, we don't need any more fucking refugees
>worst break up was me mentally preparing myself to dump gf but she came out as a lesbian so all good. Wished ourselves the best. She told me i'l get a new gf soon seeing how awesome i am it didn't happen
>a bit, mostly on weekends, Double IPA
>No
>No
>I want to throat fuck a cute girl
>A good relationship is a best friend you can fuck.
>Yes
>My life is slowly improving. My only issue is that i cannot relate to normies at all and they are all i encounter when trying to improve myself. I feel alone in a world i can't really understand.

>>25603988
have you ever gotten a girl to reply?

>>25603990
Nope
I've personally been trying all of two days though, so I don't think I have a sufficient data to guess my desirability
I'm a patient person anyway, so I'm willing to keep trying for a long, long time, I expect to have my chances improve as I improve as a person

>>25603991
Well good luck anon, I've only been trying these gf/bf threads for a few days too and I'm already getting frustrated

>>25603960
>yes
When can I expect a follow up email?

>>25603966
I don't want to say I want to break up with her, but she's been getting on my nerves lately.

>>25603992
patience lad
hunting fembots is like hunting deer
no sudden movements or sounds, or you'll spook them away

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>>25603987
I wish I were confident enough to sort of inch myself towards you if I knew you.
You sound perfect, anon. I hope you find a nice gal.

>>25603995
You should do it anon, i don't think there are many opportunities out there anymore, if there ever were many to begin with.

>>25603917
18
5'7" ;-;
250lbs ;-;
nope
like 6 inches
none
ethiopian and polish, mainly. im american, though.
long term
im a weird mix between the far left and far right. not specific named ideology
not one in particular.
dominant?
not important at all, just want relationship.
not sure
patience, pls.
id prefer online in the beginning
id like to marry, but i dont want children
only some, it was all online though.
not a virgin, though i didnt want to lose it. only one partner.
lain
>>only having one favourite channel
it'd be rather embarrassing for me to say my favourite sport
fallout(whole series really)
dunno
I DONT WATCH TV
autism, but not self diagnosed
just stayed inside, im a neet ;-; trying to not be one anymore
USA
anywhere, i dont really care
honestly, i dont know. everywhere is not good enough for me to want to specifically go there
um...israel? fuck kikes
i like vodka. simply vodka. any kind will do
vape
hell no
cum on face, i guess
ive no idea desu
no, not at all. i can make burgers, though.
they shouldnt. honestly, no one should date me, i just made this post just to make it.

>be me
>that's it

Yeah.

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>>25603995
I bet all femanons are like you, too scared to reply.

Just so you know, you're hurting both of us.

>>25603917
>Age 30
>Height 5'10"
>Weight 165lb
>Muscular? Somewhat
>Dick Size? Tiny
>How much did you make last month? $3500 after taxes
>Where's your ancestry from? Norway
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship? Long term, and kids
>Political Beliefs/Ideology? Lolbertarian/alt-right
>Fetish? Down jackets
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person? Submissive, but sometimes I larp as dominant
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Can wait
>What are you looking for in a relationship? Waifu
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman needs to be a possibility for you (like patience, humor)? Faithful and dependable
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date? Up for anything
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future? Yes to both
>Do you have any past experience dating? No
>Are you a virgin? How many partners have you had? Yes
>Favorite Anime? Legends of Galactic Heroes, Initial D
>Favorite YouTube Channel? Keith Appleton
>Favorite Sport? n/a
>Favorite Vidya? Minecraft
>Favorite /co/ cartoon? n/a
>Favorite TV show? Twin Peaks
>Self-Diagnosed Mental Illness? Probably autistic
>What did you do this summer? Drink beer and watch youtube
>What country do you live in? Norway
>What country would you like to have a gf from? Anywhere, as long as she's white
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be? USA
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation, which one would it be? None, I don't want to hurt people.
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had? n/a
>Do you drink? How often? Favorite alcoholic beverage? Yes, often, any beer will do
>Do you smoke? Vape? no
>Drugs? no
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be? Hugs
>What do you think a relationship is? Comfy
>Can you cook? Yes
>Why should a girl choose you over other guys in this thread? I've waited all my life

>>25603935
>>25603978
>>25603983

would

too bad no one's into not-light femdom

>>25603919
21
Approaching 6'1
226 lbs
Not muscular
6.5 inches
2000 dollars
Scattered between Puerto Rico and Mexico
>Long term is ideal.
>I don't affiliate myself with politics, it's too stressful.
>I love glasses.
>Dominant.
>Sex is not important to me, I want someone I can spend time with and be happy around.
>I'm looking for lasting bonds.
>loyalty
>I'm fine with both, but if we are together long enough i'd pay to meet face to face.
>Yes, I want to get married and have a child someday. At most 2 children
>Yes
>I am not, 2 partners.
>I don't watch much anime. My favorite is probably Nichijou.
>Mega64
>Football
>My favorite video game is definitely Yokai Watch Busters
>I like Courage the Coward Dog a lot. I don't watch much television anymore.
>It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia
>Work and vacation over the Summer.
>USA
>>What country would you like to have a gf from?
United States is preferred but I'm okay with Europe.
>>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
I would choose China, it looks beautiful and everyone I know from there is so nice.
>>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation, which one would it be?
Australia
>>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had?
Being cheated on.
>>Do you do drugs or drink?
No, I don't do drugs or drink.
>>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
Vaginal sex, it would be the most intimate.
>>What do you think a relationship is?
I feel it is a bond between two individuals that is closer than any normal friendship. It's growing old together and spending time with each other whenever possible.
>>Can you cook?
No.
>>Why should a girl choose you over other guys in this thread?
Well, I'm very positive and supportive. I like pushing people to meet their goals and supporting them. I'm also very optomistic and energetic. I promise I will try my hardest to make them happy. I never break a promise.

>>25603917
23
183 cm
85 kg
13 % bodyfat
18 cm
184 Euro
7/8 germany 1/8 dutch
Traditonal waifu
Nationalist fascist
Obey my benis
Partners: 3
Anime: akame ga kill
Sport: ji jutsu
This sommer i was by my brother in switzerland
Gf: Aryan blond hair blue-green eyes

>19
>5'9
>150
>otter mode
>7.5 inch
>$2400
>western Europe: Germany, England, Wales
>fuck buddy
>libertarian
>none
>dom
>no
>girl with a fat ass and cute face
>face to face
>just got out of a 10 month relationship

>Age
21
>Height
6'3
>Weight
230
>Muscular?
Very
>Dick Size
8 Inches bone pressed
>How much did you make last month?
Rich parents, not employed.
>Where's your ancestry from?
Anglo-saxon
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship?
Short term
>Political Beliefs/Ideology
Liberal
>Fetish
Rough sex
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
Dominant
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait?
Important, no sex, no date.
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
Sex
>Mention characteristic that you want in a girl
Hot, dumb, big tits, nice clean feet, willing to take a beating
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Face to face.
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
Nah.
>Do you have any past experience dating?
Yes, I've flown a lot of women out, and fucked a lot of women. I don't like long-term relationships.
>Are you a virgin? How many partners have you had?
Fuck no, probably over 20.
>Favorite Anime
Dragon Ball Z
>Favorite YouTube Channel
Hodge Twins
>Favorite Sport
Football, powerlifting
>Favorite Vidya
Street Fighter, Mario
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
Simpsons, South Park
>Favorite TV show
Sons of Anarchy
>Self-Diagnosed Mental Illness
Fear of spiders, sort of a germaphobe.
>What did you do this summer?
Lift, hike, beach, date, discord beer nights
>What country do you live in?
USA
>What country would you like to have a gf from?
USA
>Move to country which
None, fuck other countries.
>If could drop nukes where?
Europe, fuck Europe. They smoke and act better then you.
>Worst breakup?
I make it clear I don't like relationships.
>Do you drink? Yes I fucking drink i'm not a pussy, beer.
>Do you smoke? Vape? Weed.
>Drugs? Weed.
>Let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be? Fuck her ass.
>What do you think a relationship is? Pussy shit, that never ends well.
>Can you cook? Fuck no.
Why should a girl choose you over other guys in this thread? I'm swole and have money.

>>25604005
Sounds way too good to be true.

>>25604005
I doubt the validity of this post, for such a creature would not be in a fucking /r9k/ dating thread

>>25603917
>19
>6'
>220
>It's noticeable
>6.3"
>900 (I don't have a real job lol)
>Germany, Stain, Grease, Shitaly, Denmark, England (to be fair only 1/5 of me is from Greece, Italy, and Spain)
>long haul baby
>I hate the Alt-Right, but they align with my political beliefs (self determination, freedom of association, Individual liberty, Freedom of Speech, etc)
>don't have a fetish
>dominant
>not important right now, yes i'll wait
>a friend
>adventurous (not sexually, I mean literally adventurous, more along the lines of :I will drag you across the world and you try to have fun)
>face to face my man, I wouldnt be opposed to online though
>married yes, kids yes, someday, not too fast though
>I sat next to a girl once
>still got the v-card (there were only 14 older girls in my highschool, knew all of them over 8 years, not dating material)
>I don't watch anime but my brother tells me AoT is good
>Unironically I like to laugh at ThuleanPerspective, but I like TheDistributist
>Soccer
>For Honor (inb4 ded gaem) Also Age of Empires 2 is a close second (I do play call of duty a lot with friends)
>Is Shrek a cartoon, I like the old disney cartoons
>fucking kill me (it's spongebob) Jimmy Neutron is badass
>depression
>built a log cabin with an axe, some nails, a saw, and a hammer
>U.S.A.
>don't care, just be Northern European please, I'm a sucker for blue eyes
>I'd stay here, but I might move to Ireland or Norway
>Israel
>that girl that I sat next to, she stopped sitting next to me :( felt like I was gonna die
died a little bit inside
>Chocolate milk and applejuice (under 21 and a gud boi)
>nope
>not even once (small town, not enough druggies)
>she tried to get away while I try to pin her down
It doesn't have to be sexual or rapey or anything. I just like "The Hunt".
>being emotionally bound to another soul
>yes (not well)
>I am funnier than everyone in this thread right now
You just have to find funny/outgoing people and do as they do. The creativity follows suit.

>>25604008
No wonder you'll never get laid, you're a fucking disgusting pig robot who also is a retarded right-winger.

>>25604006
>>25604007
K fags, whatever you say.

>>25604005
>The Chad Impression

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>>25604009
>you're a fucking disgusting pig robot who also is a retarded right-winger
Hey buddy, I might be retarded but I am not disgusting.

pls give positive feedback so I can change.

>>25604012
do not respond to shitposters

>>25603917
>19
>5'10"
>140 lbs
>probably a bit too skinny, but toned
>5-6" probably, haven't measured with ruler since middle school
>maybe $150? Worked part time and took a vacation for 2 weeks so 2 weeks off
>Russia, Germany, Italy
>no idea
>Nhillistic redditfag + alt-right views. Nothing really extreme though
>don't think I have one?
>probably submissive
>Not sure. Yes
>no idea
>empathetic, patient
>probably neither
>yes and yes but HIGHLY unrealistic
>none whatsoever
>Yes, 0
>don't watch any (One Punch Man though for first 2 seasons I think)
>don't watch YouTube. If I HAD to choose maybe lobosjr
>none. I enjoy watching NFL sometimes for nostalgia fall feels
>dark souls, civ 5, xcom
>don't visit /co/
>Rick & Morty, Family Guy, South Park, Always Sunny in Philadelphia
>Aspergers/depression
>work part time, Family vacation, vidya.
>USA
>any
>Not sure
>probably Saudi Arabia to fuck with Mecca and see the shenanigans that would result. Or USA california.
>n/a
>Yes, rarely, vodka
>no
>yes, but rarely
>lie down with her and cuddle to sleep
>no idea. I guess people who commit themselves to each other
>Not well (or probably at all)
>they shouldn't. If I HAD to pick one it would be not-bad looking and potential lucrative career. But honestly not worth it

I got to the 2nd question before wondering why I even bothered but kept going anyways. Pls rate

>>25604012
not the guy you responded too, but even though he's baiting he's actually right. Women don't like right-wingers, and if they do then they will hold you to a high standard; or are already taken. You'll have better luck just not discussing your political beliefs.

>>25604015
>Women don't like right-wingers
wrong, whores don't like right wingers.

>>25604015
incorrect
Women do not give a single blueberry fuck about politics
the only ones that do are on the extremes of the political spectrum, left or right
if you want to talk about politics with a female, it'll be with either an Antifa member, or a literal card carrying Nazi

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>>25604017
Oh look, it's another robot virgins argue about who knows what women want episode.

hot girl here (teehee)

i pick all of you <3

39294336
you don't get a (You)
it's not about what they want, it's about the fact that politics is something that they simply do not care for
of all the things they could spend their time on, political discussion is pretty fucking low on the list, they simply have more engaging options to choose from

>>25603917
Lmao this is a meme but I'll take the bait.

>Age
19
>Height
6'0''
>Weight
150 pounds
>Muscular
I'm a skelly
>money made last month
$1750
>Ancestry
Canadian
>Relationship type
Long term
>Fetish
Fet fetish
>Dom or sub?
Sub
>Sex
It's important

I have experience with dating and sex. Not big into drugs. Play a lot of JRPGs, listen to a lot of indie folk.

If that sounds cool idk hit me up with a way to contact you.

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>>25603917
>>Age
24
>>Height
165cm
>>Weight
55kg
>>Muscular?
Some in my legs since I run daily,
>>Dick Size
16cm
>>How much did you make last month?
80euro in NEETbux after expenses
>>Where's your ancestry from?
Germany as far as I know
>>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship?
long term
>>Political Beliefs/Ideology
slightly left leaning / progressive
>>Fetish
Gentle femdom, tall girls, pegging
>>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
submissive
>>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait?
Sex is important to me but I'm willing to wait.
>>What are you looking for in a relationship?
Love, mutual respect and support, someone to share life with.
>>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman needs to be a possibility for you (like patience, humor)
Loyality, assertiveness
>>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
face to face would be better
>>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
I don't want kids, maybe I would be wiling to marry though.
>>Do you have any past experience dating?
No
>>Are you a virgin? How many partners have you had?
Yes, 0
>>Favorite Anime
One Punch man, Re:Zero, Witchcraft Works
>>Favorite YouTube Channel
Mumkey Jones
>>Favorite Sport
Swimming
>>Favorite Vidya
Rimworld, Dwarf Fortress
>>Favorite /co/ cartoon
Invader Zim
>>Favorite TV show
Game of Thrones
>>Self-Diagnosed Mental Illness
Diagnosed with avoidant personality disorder and social anxiety.
Maybe I'm slightly autistic
cont.

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>>25604022
>>What did you do this summer?
Spent some time with my mom since her friend died.
>>What country do you live in?
Germany
>>What country would you like to have a gf from?
Doesn't matter, but it would be easier if she was from germany.
>>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
Doesn't matter as long as the living conditions are good.
>>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation, which one would it be?
I wouldn't drop it on any nation.
>>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had?
>>Do you drink? How often? Favorite alcoholic beverage?
No
>>Do you smoke? Vape?
No
>>Drugs?
No
>>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
Nursing handjob or facesitting
>>What do you think a relationship is?
Love, support and beeing friends.
>>Can you cook?
Some easy meals.
>>Why should a girl choose you over other guys in this thread?
Because I would satisfy your maternal or dominant instincts.

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>>25603917
Error: Too many lines.

>>25603939
fucking snake bitch

28
175cm
150kg
fatstrong
8"
idk $800 per week
britbong mother white aus father
ltr
dont care about politics
vanilla
submissive
important but patient
caring and closeness
patience
whatever for now
depends on the woman
4months as a teen
1 time 11 years ago
One piece
oneyplays
really like mobas atm
Venture bros
idk
depression
not summer yet
australia
USA pref but okay with anything
USA or japan
india
was used for money (a lot)
beer sometimes
no
weed rarely
no idea
closeness
no
Kindest man ever

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>>25604014
>1 hour + later
>no r8

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>>25603917
24
6'2"
I don't know. Heavy ish? But not like, really heavy? I mean I'm tall
Kind of. Maybe. Not really. Getting better.
Six inch?
Just about none, studying and stuff. Job searching, gonna get more.
Pure Irish.
Long term? Both? I don't know where anything will go.
Radical, Militant, Neo-Centrist Neutral
The part where the penis goes into the vagina. Pretty vanilla. But I guess a bit of domination?
Mostly dominant. I guess. A lot of the time I end up leading groups that I'm in, taking charge.
Important-ish
A relationship, duh
Able to understand me. I don't mean emotionally, but able to keep up with jokes and conversations.
Mostly the first.
Yes, yes
No
Yes
Gurren Lagann. Unironically love it. It's overall really fun to watch, really well made.
Digibro. He's not the best, but it's great to leave him on in the background.
Swimming
Depends. Right now it's Bloodborne. I play a bunch of WoW. I get into different, "moods," for what I want in a game.
Avatar the Last Airbender. It's really well-constructed, and I wish there were more stories like it.
Babylon 5
Depression.
Dog-walking, hanging out with family
Canada (A FUCKING LEAF)
Canada or America. I mean, there's like three countries in North America. The others don't count. But for a long-distance online relationship? Anywhere.
I'm pretty fine here. Maybe Ireland.
Maybe North Korea. If not them, nobody.
;_;
It interferes with muh medication.
Nope.
Can't afford nuthin.
I'd think about it, and do something that I think she might like, maybe pushing boundaries, but not beyond what I think she's comfortable with.
A partnership.
Yes.
Because even though I do suck right now, I'm getting better, and maybe I'll be something impressive in a few years, able to fly out to meet YOU, possible E-GF!

Oh, and I don't really care what nationality or race you are. I don't care if you're unattractive now, but maybe we can both push each other to go to the gym, get better, I dunno.

[email protected]

>>25604014
Eh, 2/10
No positive things could come from a relationship with you. You seem boring, uninteresting and kind of unoriginal. Your post comes off as boring and if you didn't ask for a rating i'd have ignored it otherwise. You just really have no upsides.

why are all of you so fat where the cute skellys at

>>25604030
I'm not fat, just a light wrapping for the winter

>>25604030
yeah I'm fat but I'm handsome

>>25603917
>live in eastern europe
there's no point answering the rest as no girls live here

>>25604030
I like the fatbots. Skellys are too judgmental.

>>25603968
Where in USA are you from?

man fuck all this application bullshit just gimme a gf that will olay vidya with me. I'd treat her like a queen

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>>25603917
>Age
22
>Height
5'7
>Weight
140
>Muscular?
nope. I'm slim
>Dick Size
never measured. I'd say average I guess
>How much did you make last month?
1000+
>Where's your ancestry from?
I'm a spic. Colombian/Dominican
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship?
Either.
>Political Beliefs/Ideology
Not big on politics but I'm more centrist/right wing
>Fetish
incest, raunchy odors, someone unconscious to do vile things
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
I guess dominant
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait?
I don't care for sex if it happens it happens.
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
Similar interests between us, loyalty and understanding. No bitching every 5 seconds.
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman needs to be a possibility for you (like patience, humor)
Morbid humor. Not easily triggered.
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Either is fine
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
Marriage no. Children someday
>Do you have any past experience dating?
Yeah.
>Are you a virgin? How many partners have you had?
Virgin.
>Favorite Anime
Jojo
>Favorite YouTube Channel
RedLetterMedia
>Favorite Sport
>sports
HAHAHAHAHA
>Favorite Vidya
I dont play video games

1/2

Fuck all u richbots. You faggots making like 3-5k every month could afford to buy happiness. Eat a barrel of semen.

>>25603976
Iktf
I have an unsavalagable LDR and I'm just waiting for him to drop me.

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>22
>178cm
>75
>a bit
>5.8
>a whopping $200
>Ireland
>long term
>/radcen/
>choking, feet
>dominant
>somewhat, not willing to wait
>affection, physical contact
>humour
>face to face
>maybe, maybe
>no
>no, 1
>cartoons are for children
>youtube is for children
>/cric/
>mount and blade warband
>/co/ is for children
>peep show
>depression
>it's winter
>Australia
>anywhere except India
>Estonia
>India
>na
>yes, daily, beer
>no
>yes
>sucking her toes while fucking
>better than being alone
>yes
>I can hold a conversation once I'm comfortable, and outwardly, I'm a very positive person

>>25604038
at the happiness store?

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>>25604034
>I like the fatbots
Why are you lying?

>>25604041
Yea faggot, cause almost anything you want can be bought somewhere. Imagine how youd feel if you had to live off 1/4 your current earnings.

>>25604043
I'm living on 1/10th of that and I'm pretty happy. It's not all about the money.

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>>25604037
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
Ed, Edd, Eddy
>Favorite TV show
Twin Peaks
>Self-Diagnosed Mental Illness
not self diagnosed but depression
>What did you do this summer?
Stayed home most of the time when I'm not working
>What country do you live in?
USA
>What country would you like to have a gf from?
Preferably from my own so Colombia. Japan would be nice too.
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
Canada
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation, which one would it be?
Israel
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had?
None really worth sharing
>Do you drink? How often? Favorite alcoholic beverage?
don't drink its degenerate
>Do you smoke? Vape?
no
>Drugs?
no
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
Dont care to answer
>What do you think a relationship is?
A bond
>Can you cook?
Somewhat
>Why should a girl choose you over other guys in this thread?
good question

2/2

>>25604043
Yay I get to spend 10 hours a day out of the comfort of my own home just to afford the privilege of doing so. won't fix my personality problems

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>>25603917
>19
>6'3
>200lbs
>0.00$ I'm in college though
>Mostly Ireland and America
>I at least want a friend
>Libertarian/Conservative
>No fetishes
>I'm dominant, but only when I have to be
>Sex isn't important
>We could be sad and edgy and probably ghost each other eventually
>Must be strictly honest
>Online because I have trust issues
>No idea
>No experience
>NO EXPERIENCE
>Anime is for fags
>Honeypot Studios
>Major League Gayming
>Fallout: New Vegas
> I used to watch MLP and really liked it
> TV is for fags
>Schizoid
>Tried to find a job
>U.S.A.
>Anywhere
>Switzerland
>North Korea
>N/A
>No
>No
>No
>Penis in vagina
>It's like a friendship but worse
>No
>You shouldn't

>>25604034
I've never had problems with skellys, perhaps it's because I'm thin too

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>21
>6'
>145-160 (it goes up and down)
>Muscular? Not really
>6 inch I think same for girth
>How much did you make last month? Not as much as chad
>Where's your ancestry from? Mom's side from Vancouver/England dad is Northern first nations
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship? Yes
>Political Beliefs/Ideology. Not interested
>Fetish. Tongue in ear
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person? Yes
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Yes and No
>What are you looking for in a relationship? Someone to take care of me I will do what I can in return
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman needs to be a possibility for you (like patience, humor). Patient, funny. Genuine.
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date? Yes
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future? Maybe
>Do you have any past experience dating? No
>Are you a virgin? How many partners have you had? Khv
>Idk I liked true tears and Stein's gate
>Favorite YouTube Channel. Don't really have a favorite
>Soccer or basketball
>Csgo I suppose, used to be swbf2(2005)
>road runner I suppose
>Favorite TV show. Was Mythbusters
>Self-Diagnosed Mental Illness. Depressed retard syndrome
>What did you do this summer? Worked and applied for com college
>Canada
>What country would you like to have a gf from? Anywhere I suppose
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be? Right were I am
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation, which one would it be? Usa
>Do you drink? How often? Favorite alcoholic beverage? No, rarely. no7 jack dangles
>I fell for the vape meme I take a puff once in a while I'm not a faggot about it
>No drugs weed rarely
>Have her wear a butt plug and fuck her doggy while i nibble
>What do you think a relationship is? I haven't the faintest idea
>Can you cook? Can't cook real food
>I'm not nice and I'm not mean I just wanna be happy

>>25604042
I'm not lying. I want to eat yummy food with a fatbot everyday.

>>25604028
You sound like a good guy. I hope you find someone.

>>25604050
pick me

origaloipo

>>25604050
>I want to eat yummy food with a fatbot everyday.
Sadly, you're a fatso too.

>>25604050
You could eat yummy food and exercise with a notfatbot everyday, how about that?

>>25604053
You're quick, aren't you? What will I do now that my secret is out?

>>25604055
Probably continue eating delicious but unhealthy food

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I'm more just curious to see if I've improved myself much or not

>20
>6'4
>185lbs
>Ottermode
>7 inches but thin and misshapen
>$2600
>Croatia and Ireland
>Anything
>Unique
>Plenty of odd but fetishes but not very kinky ones
>I can be dominant or submissive it depends on mood and circumstance
>I'm 20 and I haven't had it before so not very and yes I can wait
>Affection
>No hard drugs or kids
>Either
>Open to marriage but not kids (which makes marriage a little redundant)
>No lmao
>Yes
>Bleach
>Woodysgamertag (for PKA)
>Taekwondo
>OoT
>N/A
>Don't watch TV
>Death anxiety and depersonalisation but managed pretty well
>Had winter
>Australia
>Any
>Croatia
>Saudi Arabia or the middle east in general
>N/A
>I do drink, most weekends by myself at the bar, I like rum but can only afford beer
>I'm a pack a year kind of smoker
>Weed every couple of months or so
>Deep throating
>A sexual contract of religious significance
>I can make healthy food but not tasty food
>Because I am attractive, intelligent and going to be wealthy

> 26
> 6'2"
> 132 pounds
> no, skeleton
> 6"
> ~$3,000 off cryptocurrency
> Ireland, Germany
> long term
> no political beliefs, never bothered
> feet
> i guess sub
> not very, i can wait
> companionship of the romantic type
> intelligence, iq 120+ please
> either one
> marriage is stupid, children are obnoxious
> had qt gf for 2 years in highschool, but it never went anywhere so im still khv
> virgin, i held hands with a gril once but thats it
> Cowboy Bebop
> anything with strategy vidjagames
> kendo, took it for 5 years
> Total Annihilation
> Aqua Teen Hunger Force
> The Twilight Zone
> depression, pretty heavy introversion
> exploited cryptocurrency, watched anime, played vidja
> USA
> anywhere primarily white or asian
> Japan or Belgium
> Russia, only real threat to USAs world victory
> highschool one, she stabbed me through the hand with a pencil and gave away secrets
> i dont drink, but ive tried a few kinds
> used to smoke, kicked it
> did adderall in uni, kicked that too
> oral sex with choking and gagging
> a strong sense of trust and compassion between two individuals
> not very well, but i can make basic shit like eggs and quesadillas etc
> i can talk intelligently about nearly anything

>>25604056
That's actually a pretty good guess. god damn it

>>25604054
That would be acceptable, too; but only if he doesn't give me shit about being chubby. I already work out so it would be fun.

>>25604052
I can't resist those dubs. You're the one.

I just want to say there's nothing radical about centrism. You're a fence sitter fighting for the status quo. Join a side or stay out of politics.

>>25604021
you'd be perfect if you werent so young :(

>>25604059
>only if he doesn't give me shit about being chubby
Is your belly cute and soft?

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>>25603917

>18
>6'0
>Haven't weighed myself in ages, skinny
>I try to be
>Never measured
>$0
>Dutch/Quebecois
>Long term
>I don't care about politics
>Fetishes are disgusting
>Dom/Sub is disgusting
>Sex doesn't mean much to me, I'll wait a fair bit
>stop feeling lonely
>Funny, cute, caring, empathetic just a female please
>Only interested in real life relationships
>Marriage is stupid, I might want children
>My ex girlfriend dumped me because I was being """mean'"", basically not giving her my full attention 24/7
>Virgin
>The Pet Girl of Sakurasou
>H3H3productions
>Tennis
>Minecraft (no bully)
>Rick and Morty
>Game of thrones
>No mental illness
>I did absolutely nothing this summer
>Canadia
>Canadia
>I wouldn't move
>would nuke India or middle east
>Didn't care much at all for any of my breakups so theres no "worst"
>Drinking/smoking/doing drugs is degenerate
>Don't know, just vanilla things.
>I am awful at cooking but I can make sweets.

Pick me because I'll be the bully bf you're looking for.

I want a gf to cuddle and have fun with
>Age
22
>Height
6'
>Weight
68kg
>Muscular?
skele
>Dick Size
7.5'
>Race
white

I'm Dominant in & outside the bedroom
Not a virgin and she doesn't have to be

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>Age
20
>Height
5'10"
>Weight
165
>peepee size
somewhere around 5.5" if I remember correctly
>how much cash money last month
about $300-$400. going to college & stuck with a shitter job rn
>Ancestry
European, mostly UK & Sicilian
>Long term or short term
I'd much prefer a long term relationship
>Political beliefs/ideology
Conservative/used to be catholic because me mum made me when I was younger but don't care enough to keep going to church
>Fetish
I've got a little bit of a cosplay fetish because I'm a filthy weeaboo degenerate. I also may have developed a sound fetish because I'm also a degenerate that listens to asmr
>Dominate or submissive
A little more on the dominate side personality-wise. Sex-wise, I can do either way.
>Is sex important?
Not entirely. I'd be nice to have some sometimes.
> Willing to wait?
sure
>Fundamental characteristics
Not a cunt, faithful, understanding, not an alcoholic, not addicted to drugs, doesn't smoke
>Is online dating okay?
as long as we can meet in person eventually I don't entirely mind
>Marry & have kids?
I've never really put much thought into it
>Past dating experience
none
>virgin?
yes
>Favorite animeme?
Gachaman Crowds was pretty good
>Favorite JewTube channel
h3
>Favorite sport
I grew up in a baseball family, so that. I don't really pay attention to professional teams, I played the sport mostly when I was younger
>Favorite Vidya
As of right now, Melee
>favorite cartoon
I haven't watch a western cartoon in years. I used to watch adventure time when it started, but I still like the original Spongebob
>Favorite tv show
I don't watch tv
>Self-diagnosed mental illness
there is the slight chance I might have mild depression but I haven't seen a professional so I'm not going to be a tumblrite & say it's definite
>what did you do this summer?
went to an anime convention with friends & play a lot of mtg & melee
>Country
USA
part 1/2

>Age
21
>Height
173cm
>Weight
64kg
>Muscular?
not really
>Dick Size
14
>How much did you make last month?
0 euro. Uni student
>Where's your ancestry from?
Italy. My great grandma was a 'orphan gypsy'. We don't know more information about her origins besides that
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship?
long
>Political Beliefs/Ideology
something something libertarian right. I don't take politics too seriously tho
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
I don't know
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait?
Wait for what? When both are ready, what's the point?
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
Being lived
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman needs to be a possibility for you (like patience, humor)
Likes dark humor, can respect private space
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Maybe face to face is better
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
No, no
>Do you have any past experience dating?
Why do you think I'm here?
>Are you a virgin? How many partners have you had?
0
>Favorite Anime
Cowboy Bebop (one of the best thing I've ever seen)
I'm not really into anime tho.
>Favorite YouTube Channel
You Suck at Cooking and The Film Theorists
>Favorite Sport
I'm not into sports. I practice archery, but it's more an hobby.
Does Wrestling count?

1/2

>>25604066
>Favorite Vidya
The Legend of the Dragoon
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
Archer
>Favorite TV show
Lost and It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
>Self-Diagnosed Mental Illness
I think people with "self-diagnosed" illness are just dumb
>What did you do this summer?
Study, mostly
>What country do you live in?
Italy
>What country would you like to have a gf from?
I don't care about the country of origin.
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
Ireland
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation, which one would it be?
Does the Islamic state count?
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had?
I break up with my left hand. Only right hand now
>Do you drink? How often? Favorite alcoholic beverage?
Only on the very rare occasions when I leave the house. Only beer.
Never more than two beers, except that time in Prague (it's their fault if they have really good beers with really low prices)
>Do you smoke? Vape?
No, never tried.
>Drugs?
No, neve tried
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
Hold her hand
>What do you think a relationship is?
Having someone you can always count on.
>Can you cook?
I'm Italian. That's makes me automatically a chef.
>Why should a girl choose you over other guys in this thread?
She shouldn't

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>>25603917
>>Age
24
>>Height
6'4 aka 194 cm
>>Weight
~260 lbs aka 116 kg
>>Muscular?
Not really
>>Dick Size
5.5 x 5.5
>>How much did you make last month?
0 cause i'm a neet
>>Where's your ancestry from?
Baltic region
>>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship?
I honestly dont know
>>Political Beliefs/Ideology
Centrist
>>Fetish
Dont have
>>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
Leaning more into dominant side
>>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait?
I think healthy relationship cannot function without sex. It depends on person.
>>What are you looking for in a relationship?
Companionship.
>>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman needs to be a possibility for you (like patience, humor)
Similar worldview, humor sense and hobbies
>>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Online dating doesnt work in the long run so face-to-face
>>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
I'm open to that idea but i dont want to rush it.
>>Do you have any past experience dating?
No
>>Are you a virgin? How many partners have you had?
KHV
>>Favorite Anime
Anime series - Evangelion, Anime movie - Paprika and Redline
>>Favorite YouTube Channel
Dont have one
>>Favorite Sport
Basketball

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>>25603917
19
192cm (6'3'')
83kg (convert this yourself)
Nope.
6.6in (16-17 cm)
Still a Student
Probably everywhere
Both suit me just fine
Haven't really labeled myself anything yet.
Too many to list
Dominant
Important, and I don't like waiting
Romance, Fun, and mutual benefit
Good conversational partner, a sense of humor (or at least handle my humor), someone supportive
I prefer face to face, but I won't decline a chatting partner
>>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
Guilty on both counts
>>Do you have any past experience dating?
>>Are you a virgin? How many partners have you had?
Not many. Technically still a virgin
Filthy Frank, iDubbbz, Numberphile, Computerphile
Shooting(if it counts), swimming and football(not the american kind)
Skyrim, WoW, TF2, SA:MP
I don't watch TV
Uhh, let's go with depression and anxiety, kay?
stay in a hospital
Serbia
[Mr. Worldwide]
Czech Republic
India
One where I got labeled as a psycho.
I don't drink since I had certain medical problems, but beer and whiskey used to be my favorite.
Nope.
Nope.
Missionary for the purpose of procreation.
A firm, emotional and intimate bond between two people.
Nothing noteworthy, although I would like to learn
Why not?

>>25604065
part 2/2
I realized I forgot the "muscular" part
>muscular
no, but I'm trying to get a routine to get back into shape
>Country I'd like to have a gf from?
I honestly don't care what country they're from as long as I can eventually meet with them in person
>If I could move to a country, where would I go?
I don't have any country in particular I'd like to move to.
>What nation would you nuke?
the middle east. inb4 muh religion of peace
>Do you drink?
no but I've had wine once. I thought it was alright. I think the smell of beer is nasty,
>Smoke
no
>drugs?
no
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
I want to try sex with a girl that's got chocolate all over her body. Preferably dark chocolate.
>What is a relationship to you
I think they should be constructive & the 2 in question should better each other as people and through hard times. The 2 in question should also be comfortable with not having to put on any persona to feel accepted.
>Can you cook?
I've done it a couple of times & am confident in my ability to follow a recipe
>Why should a girl choose you?
I'm told I have a nice butt & I'll share my meme stash :^)
Am willing to show genuine compassion

thots out

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>>25604068
>>Favorite Vidya
Hotline Miami, Max Payne, Borderlands
>>Favorite /co/ cartoon
Gravity Falls
>>Favorite TV show
True Detective Season 1
>>Self-Diagnosed Mental Illness
Depression
>>What did you do this summer?
Job hunting and losing weight
>>What country do you live in?
LTU
>>What country would you like to have a gf from?
I really dont know but maybe from Northern Hemisphere
>>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
USA
>>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation, which one would it be?
I wouldnt
>>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had?
Never had breakup
>>Do you drink? How often? Favorite alcoholic beverage?
I drink only socially. I prefer beer or jagermeister and i cannot stomach whiskey or any strong spirits (i hate taste of it)
>>Do you smoke? Vape?
Rarely.
>>Drugs?
Did ganja couple of time (2) but that was it
>>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
That's personal
>>What do you think a relationship is?
Tolerating and adjust to each other. I dont mind having conflicts as long as they lead to some improvement.
>>Can you cook?
Somewhat. I could really step up my game but i can make something more than sandwich or mac and cheese.
>>Why should a girl choose you over other guys in this thread?
I honestly dont know. Thing is that i live in eastern europe while majority of girls reside on the other side of Atlantic Ocean. Maybe there's something that might sparkle an interest in bio, maybe there isnt.

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>>Age
25
>>Height
5'7"
>>Weight
150?
>>Muscular?
Scrawny and I have a beer belly
>>Dick Size
6" looks nice imo
>>How much did you make last month?
$3000 but that was more than usual. I have a a lot saved up tho
>>Where's your ancestry from?
western europe
>>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship?
either one, whatever happens
>>Political Beliefs/Ideology
fucking leftist scum
>>Fetish
groupsex, multiple women, women kissing, women clearly attracted to eachother, bangs, smaller tits, small women in general
>>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
switch
>>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait?
I'm hella horny all the time I can't have a relationship without sex
>>What are you looking for in a relationship?
someone to share my life with, to bring out the best in me, a girl with big dreams
>>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman needs to be a possibility for you (like patience, humor)
artsy, fucking really bizarre experimental ideology
>>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
face to face
>>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
YES married, probably no kids but that might change
>>Do you have any past experience dating?
a small skosh
>>Are you a virgin? How many partners have you had?
my sexual history is weird, only ever put it in one chick but there was a string of different women before that who all got progressively closer, like I was make out friends with a chick for a while and she let me play with her boobs but we had to keep underwear on
>>Favorite Anime
ONE PIECE but the anime sucks I read the manga, actual anime is probably Mushishi
>>Favorite YouTube Channel
Videogamedunkey, Red Letter Media
>>Favorite Sport
starcraft 2
>>Favorite Vidya
Not super specific but I love good jrpgs
>>Favorite /co/ cartoon
Avatar the last airbender
>>Favorite TV show
TWIN PEAKS
>>Self-Diagnosed Mental Illness
lazy nerd, some mild depression sometimes

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>>25604072
>>What did you do this summer?
work a lot and live at,my fucking parents house
>>What country do you live in?
merica but I want to move to japan
>>What country would you like to have a gf from?
no black girls or arabs plz
>>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
Studying to go to japan
>>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation, which one would it be?
Israel
>>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had?
Girl I went on a few dates with a chick we were together for maybe a month. She waited until she had my dick in her mouth to tell me she has herpes. Still tried to go out with her, then she kissed another guy in front of me in my living room. We talked later and she said as many hurtful things as possible because she was upset. I'm over it now but that sucked. I'm still pretty fucked up over two other girls that got away.
>>Do you drink? How often? Favorite alcoholic beverage?
Ya, I drink beer every day but I only get drunk when people invite me out which hasn't happened much after >the bad year< two years ago
>>Do you smoke? Vape?
I smoke socially
>>Drugs?
yes pls, when I can get my hands on stuff. Not much into weed anymore. Coke molly and special k
>>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
Try for a threesome, but only after a whole hell of a lot of trust in the relationship is established. Just to her I'd probably want her to cosplay and role play.
>>What do you think a relationship is?
A two way street of support, respect, trust, admiration, excitement, and hopefully love. Someone who makes being the best you you can be worth it.
>>Can you cook?
I make dank ramen and fried rice but that's about it.
>>Why should a girl choose you over other guys in this thread?
Most girls probably shouldn't but hopefully there's one who should because we'd be right for each other. I don't much believe in fate but love should feel like a fateful binding.

>>25603917
>>25603917
>Age: 29
>Height: 5'10"
>Weight 170
>Muscular? somewhat
>Dick Size 51/2 inches inches
>How much did you make last month? $300. I'm in pharmacy school though
>Where's your ancestry from? Italian
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship? Long
>Political Beliefs/Ideology Liberal
>Fetish Spanking
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person? Dominant
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait? Sex isn't that important to me. I will wait
>What are you looking for in a relationship? Intelligent, tall
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman needs to be a possibility for you (like patience, humor)
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date? Face to face
>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future? Yes, Yes
>Do you have any past experience dating? Yes
>Are you a virgin? How many partners have you had? I am not a virgin
>Favorite Anime idk
>Favorite YouTube Channel music
>Favorite Sport sports are for normies
>Favorite Vidya Overwatch
>Favorite /co/ cartoon IDK
>Favorite TV show Shameless
>Self-Diagnosed Mental Illness paranoid schizophrenia, bipolar
>What did you do this summer? Took photos of people on my camera, worked on a website
>What country do you live in? USA
>What country would you like to have a gf from? Anywhere
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be? Sweden
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation, which one would it be? The moon
>If applicable, what's the worst breakup you've ever had? IDK
>Do you drink? How often? Favorite alcoholic beverage? Not really
>Do you smoke? Vape? Marijuana sometimes
>Drugs? Adderall, benzos
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be? Kiss her on the l lips slowly and tell her I love her
>What do you think a relationship is? Ppl that care about each other
>Can you cook? Not really

>>25603917
>19
>5'7/170cm
>~120 LBS/~54kg
>Skeletal
>The few girls who saw my bepis (cyber) said it was very big, but I think its partly due to most of me being smol.
>No Income, I'm trying to get neetbux and enter a state program (which might pay for me to go to college) which has the goal of getting me employed
>Ancestry is primarily West European, mostly Irish followed by Quebecois
>I want one girl(female) to be my life-long partner, I don't want to just jump into a relationship
>Politically confused, I like Ancap ideas though
>Fetishes include Hyperthicc, Lactation, BBW, Breast Expansion, Inflation, Weight gain, and more (too long to list all)
>I am a Switch, I can cause pain if needed but I cannot take it
>I'm a KV, I'm willing to wait for sex. You should be both of those too. I care far more about the emotional/physical bond with the person involved in the act rather than the physical pleasure itself.
>I am looking for a loyal girl(female) to spend my life with
>The most important characteristic a woman can have is Honesty. The only physical characteristic I require is that she be a Virgin, like myself.
>I'm open to long distance dating. If we're into each other who cares about distance?
>I'm open to marriage in the future. I don't wqant childeren as far as I know, unless I can be certain they will not inherit bad genes and my mental health has improved to a point where I could be a good father.
>I had 2 failed LDR's, both started on /soc/ and both girls use(d) /r9k/ too. Both started ultimately because they liked how I looked. Ask me more about them later if you want
>Already said yes I'm a virgin.
>Favorite Anime is Now and Then, Here and There
>Favorite YT Channel is Historia Civilis
>Favorite Sport/the only one I can really watch is Baseball
>Favorite Vidya is EU4
>Favortie western cartoon is Ed Edd n Eddy
>I scarcely watch TV
>Professionally Diagnosed Aspergers, OCD, Anxiety, Major Depression
(1/2)

>>25604073
if I was gay I would do whatever gay people do simply because of the Phillip Jefferies photo

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>Age
20
>Height
5'10"
>Weight
68 kg
>Muscular?
Somewhere between thin and average, since exercising I've gained a lot more muscle
>Dick Size
Haven't measured in a long time but it was at least average
>How much did you make last month?
$590 from the government, though I am a full time student
>Where's your ancestry from?
Mother is from Canada and has French ancestry though I'm not biologically related to her (she had an egg donor) so otherwise I just have English ancestry
>Are you looking for a long term or short term relationship?
Preferably long term but either one
>Political Beliefs/Ideology
I try not to believe in anything unless I have the proper facts or reasoning but I lean left and anti-authoritarianism, don't care what my partner believes for the most part
>Fetish
Pretty vanilla, I like milf porn and sometimes chubby but in real life I prefer girls my own age
>Are you a dominant person or a submissive person?
I don't know, probably more submissive but I don't feel trapped into either category
>How important is sex to you? Are you willing to wait?
I want sex, but I can be patient too
>What are you looking for in a relationship?
Someone I can connect with emotionally and trust and makes me happy, someone I can do stuff with
>Mention a fundamental characteristic a woman needs to be a possibility for you (like patience, humor)
Some intelligence, doesn't have to be a genius. I don't think I could love a woman who isn't kind
>Are you up to online dating or only face to face date?
Either one

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>Do you want to get married in the future? Do you want children in the future?
Not closed to either, though both feel far away
>Do you have any past experience dating?
No, only ever talked to girls
>Are you a virgin? How many partners have you had?
Virgin
>Favorite Anime
Don't watch anime much, watching Serial Experiments Lain at the moment which is interesting
>Favorite YouTube Channel
Lots, I love Robin Seplut (Russian guy who videos stray cats)
>Favorite Sport
Not into sport. I like running.
>Favorite Vidya
Half-Life
>Favorite /co/ cartoon
I like Steven Universe at the moment
>Favorite TV show
Twin Peaks
>Self-Diagnosed Mental Illness
Mainly anxiety, though I'm good at challenging it and get better each year
>What did you do this summer?
Winter in Aus, I had uni most of that time, also read my favorite fantasy novel series
>What country do you live in?
Australia
>What country would you like to have a gf from?
Any
>If you could pick any country to move to, what country would it be?
I'm pretty happy where I am, but America or Canada if I could find a nice place there, many great countries in Europe if only I knew the language
>If you could drop a couple nukes or large asteroid on any nation, which one would it be?
I'm too peaceful to consider that, though I don't really like Saudi Arabia
>Do you drink? How often? Favorite alcoholic beverage?
Not often enough to have a favorite kind, I want people to drink with
>Do you smoke? Vape?
No
>Drugs?
No, maybe one day but nothing hard
>If you had a gf and she said she'd let you do any sexual act to her, what would it be?
I'm pretty vanilla...I guess a blowjob
>What do you think a relationship is?
>Can you cook?
Just some basics nothing complicated, I like cooking spaghetti
>Why should a girl choose you over other guys in this thread?
I think I'm decent looking, and I have goals, but whatever, you decide

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