How do I improve my tinder profile so I don't get shit matches?

Post your edit page so we can see all your photos.

>>25599780
>i don't swipe right very often at all
wtf i want your approval now

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>>25599780
You need some fight milk, Mac.

>>25600313
Wtf I need a better bio

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Here is my shit profile. What am I missing?

>>25599780
>>25600800
>so I don't get shit matches

Try being better looking.

>>25600800
Okay there are a few problems:

[1] All selfies. Do you have friends? Do you do stuff? This looks like you're hiding in your room all evening like a loner bitch. Crop a couple of group photos where you look good, and add them to your profile.

[2] WTF is picture 3, just delete

[3] Everyone knows you took picture 2 trying to look candid... but it's clearly a selfie. Lame.

[4] "I'm just looking for fun" guarantees that only the sluttiest sluts swipe right for you. Don't be so upfront about wanting no strings fun. Take it off your profile.

[5] "I don't swipe right very often" - bitch like you can be extremely fussy - I'm immediately thinking you're up your own ass and an arrogant douche. And you're not hot enough to be that arrogant.

Good news is you look decent - if you can add some proper pics and make a good bio, you'll be fine.

You seem like a dirt bag by saying you don't swipe right often

>>25600829
I need better pictures. But I don't take much credence from another dude telling me to "look better."

>>25600800
What the fuck man in what right sense of mind you would post such an embarassing pic [3]

>>25601385
Sugar glider haha

>>25600832
Thanks for the good info

I have over 1000 matches AMA

>>25599780
Studies show that women find men less attractive when they smile.

>>25601736
Proof

>>25600800
are u serious bro? your pics except for the first one suck, you only have 3. your description is 'Oh i just want to fuck but i want to be picky about it" and you look average as fuck at most.

you're 2 years of working out away from pulling off that type of attitude, assuming you'd have pics that don't suck by then. good luck on your journey.

>>25601770
That's actually a lie.

>>25601815
I've lost 40 lbs since June, 25 since March. I'm at 21% body fat so I should have any remaining fat on my face disappear by 10%

When girls say add me in snapchat are they talking only after you've matched or what

>>25601881
They're being retarded

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I know this isn't my thread but the official is dying. I get some matches but part of my problem is i don't know how to start conversations. Feel like my profile could better though

>>25602006
Cut your hair

>>25600800
Have someone else take photos of you
Get some candid ones too.

Right now all your pictures say "I am alone and do nothing all day"
Also it's fucking obvious you put a filter on your main pic

>>25602006
Everyone's going to tell you to cut your hair. You don't have to but it's going to limit the number of matches you get because not every girl is into that look.

As for starting conversations just be funny. Crack a joke about her name/profile/photos/whatever. Most girls arent sitting around waiting to get a message from prince charming, they're just looking for entertainment (and an orgasm)

>>25600800
Your hairline

>>25602307
Muh forehead

>>25602006
keeping your facial hair neat complements the long hair a lot more imo (mine is similar)

don't let anybody tell you to cut your hair for women that's fuckin dumb lmao

>>25602637
>im not getting many matches but fuck advice lol

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advice me too

dead thread is dead

This is all very easy. Sell yourself. How do you want to be precieved? What kind of girls/guys do you want? Have a good profile picture that is well lit with no filters. Have one with you out in the real world, social or nature. I used these and I've gotten three solid girls out of 200. Alternatively if you have a pet pretend to be your pet talking from it's perspective about you. Girls eat that shit up if you're a bit brutally honest about yourself.

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Any advice? I do alright with females irl but somehow tinder just fails me

>>25603429
Btw I'm not that douchy irl I'm just trying to attract sluts for ons, just broke up after 5 years and just want to fuck the ex out of my system

>>25602908
Your pictures are worse than mine

i don't have many current pictures and i've changed my look since most of my group pictures were taken. is that fine?

>>25603431
Put picture nb 6 as first to make them more interested and swipe more. Because unclear gym pic which hides your face ain't gonna do the work and it's generic. So try stand out witht hat wolverin vibe, they'll notice muscles on it already

>>25604298
Women want to see your face first and foremost.

>>25599780
Just say your British. If you're not you'll have to fake the accent on every date which is a hassle but it definitely works.

>>25599780
You can't tell them you're looking for fun my man, they want to seem special to you in some way. Change your about me section to something like "Here to talk to new people, and maybe possibly meet for a drink or some food"

Then list the things you like to do? Have a pet like a cat or a dog? No? That's fine put one up there anyway, if they ask about said animal tell them it lives with your parents, you love said animal make a funny memory.

Like I said they want to feel special, can't treat hotties like whores even if they are. Fat/ugly chicks will take that treatment just as long as your attractive with a semi big cock

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Gayyyy

>>25599780
Tinder is dead.

>>25605060
What if I just say that I'm Eskimo? My igloo is melting?

Copy a popular persons profile.

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I'm always looking to improve. A bit unsure about the bio.

>>25603429
Your profile pic is terrible, youre not lean enough to pull that off. Youre a reasonably attractive dude, id make 4 your profile pic and get rid of the one you have completely, they can see youre in decent shape from your other pics.

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>>25608578
Fuck it i'll post mine too.

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>>25608590
Wordy words

>>25608590
Some quick thoughts - topless mirror selfies are a cardinal sin. If you want to show your body off, you MUST do it with beach / holiday photos. The only exception is if you are 10/10 chad mode.

Your profile picture is of you punching someone in the face - do you think most women will appreciate this?

Stop describing yourself as a nerd and as awkward. Remove anything negative from your profile, negative energy bleeds attractiveness.

>>25608514
I actually replied to your profile in the other thread. My thoughts:

1 - Fairly strong opening picture, better if girls coul see your eyes though since sunglasses hide the face. Point of the first picture is to show your face.

2 - bit of a shitty photo, can't see you very clearly, don't you have a better one of this landmark or from that holiday?

3 - Not a fan of this photo. Youve already got another dog photo, so this adds nothing, and I don't think you need to be advertising your feminine sensitive side. Its not something women are outwardly attracted to.

4 - Reasonable picture.

5 - I like this one, nice scenery, showing off the doggo and that you have decent arms as bonus, all without looking like a douchebag or a little faggot (like in pic 3).

6 - Not sure about this one, it looks like some weird stock image. Can you not get a version without that funny logo at the bottom?

As for your bio, nothing major to say, you could make reword the disney line to something funnier instead of sentimental e.g. "Expert at belting out disney songs"

>>25608679
I dont care what most women think, i care about the ones that will be attracted to me, my profile is great at attracting athletic women, who im most attracted to.

Thanks for your advice though ill take out the awkward thing