Assumptions thread! Post your picture and assume stuff about

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And hey everyone, here's me! I'll try and give my honest thoughts about you guys in a bit.

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>>25596564
Focused and level headed. Slightly conservative, but not too much.
Sup Dutchanon.

>>25596564
Jolly good old sport! I see your right off to the grocer to like a proper dweezer. I say, would you like to froth me trolley and plunk it in me dumper m8?

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>>25596564
European
>>25596572
clearly has a very enviable lifestyle

>>25596572
You are a jenkem abuser to the point of debilitating addiction.

>>25596584
Soft sensitive plushboi who listens to your feelings with genuine interest and expects nothing in return.

>>25596584
Depends, not very wealthy, but it's nice living by the sea.

You listen to post-punk and shoegaze a lot. Used to be more /fa/, but now you give less fucks about that board.
>>25596587
>not huffing superglue or deodorant
disappoint.png

>>25596606
Shhhhhh poo buffer shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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>>25596564
You look like a teacher or a doctor
>>25596572
Sufing is your life, you have an aussie accent
>>25596584
You play games on youtube and get $$$
>>25596625
Lift heavy things then put them back down.

>>25596625
Jeans torn at knees from dropping down frequently to suck dick. Knees may even be blown out from the frequency.

>>25596637
You make voices and personify your belly button at party for the lulz.

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>>25596625
Is like life, gets best results when smiles at.
>>25596564
Hey fuck u Richard Spencer it's 2017.
>>25596572
Whatever ur eating it looks like placenta.

>>25596645
15 years old, cool guy in school, gets bad grades

>>25596637
By the way i forgot to add if anyone wants to add me on kik its: holdmyfries

>>25596645
I'm confused, are you wearing makeup?

>>25596637
Literally obese, wtf

>>25596725
Douche, gets the most pussy in the western hemisphere

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>>25596725
badboy, I dig it
>>25596645
queer schoolboy
>>25596637
don't take care of urself
>>25596625
normal city sportsboy
>>25596584
artistic-depressed type
>>25596572
surferboy
>>25596564
morning dude. knows lots of people

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>>25596572
Likes exotic food

>>25596584
Addicted to porn

>>25596637
Sad virgin can't get pussy and has an inferiority complex

>>25596757
Posts on /soc/ to scare people

>>25596564
Cold and straightforward

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>>25596637
you should definitely get your T levels checked
>>25596645
fuckboy
>>25596757
i see you in so many posts that i've just ran out of things to say about u lol
>>25596854
very insecure

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>>25596564
Very high levels of edge, but shy enough to have it go undetected
>>25596572
Early family vacations have shaped you for the best
>>25596584
Everyone wants to know you, but you like your alone time
>>25596625
All about christ and religion, yet mowing through women in the process
>>25596637
Possibly a Pedo or some other dark af fetish like necro
>>25596645
Shows motivation and ambition in the wrong directions
>>25596725
Likes things considered white and gets shit for it
>>25596757
Everything you say is a game or has some kind of subtext to it
>>25596854
A quiet preteen girl who was lost and found something in hair dyes and tattoos.

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>>25596885
listens to jazz music, fucks hella good

>>25596872
makes makeup tutorials and listens to the chainsmokers

>>25596867
tries to be a chad

>>25596854
best music taste and gets really hot guys

>>25596757
big dick

>>25596725
hates women

>>25596897
Yesss dude, future funk with proper sampling.

You look like you have a great understanding of arts and make good doodles.

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>>25596897
Does cocaine
>>25596885
Is kinda gay sometimes
>>25596867
Smugly masturbates to himself

Tell me I'm trash

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>>25596645
Insecure, needs constant attention

>>25596725
Uses old pics to remember the good ol days and looking back at your prime..

>>25596757
Never leaves /soc/
Keeps searching for something and returns to the same shell each time

>>25596867
"T levels checked"
Must be from /fraud/

Guessing you're in your first cycle stage and in your early 30s

>>25596988
>Tell me I'm trash

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>>25597456
good at maths
>>25596897
used to skateboard
>>25596645
really shy
>>25596584
outsider

>>25596854
talk to me sexy

>>25597555
Was your foreskin removed?

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Might not be the best picture of me but I kinda like it so...

>>25596584
Smokes weed and likes garagerock
>>25596897
Kinky and gay af

>>25597613
not really

>>25596564
Right wing hooligan, dutch/uk, are you millwall ?
>>25596572
Total eastern/nothern douche. Ecology much, but not the good side.
>>25596584
Potter. Depressive af. Listens to grunge, lives at moms or on parents money.
>>25596625
Skips leg day, BRUH.
>>25596637
Guy, you need a doctor, quit beer.
>>25596854
Think is really mysterious but is another womanclone. French ?
>>25597614
Reads much. Kundera, Tolstoi, and short love novels. Dedicated.

>>25597614

Afraid looks too young. Doesn't want guys to flirt with her on the internet.

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>>25597632
Pic wont go through.

>>25597614
aww you look like a cute little nugget

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>>25596988
Quiet loner
>>25597456
Manly
>>25597555
Narcissist supreme
>>25597614
Innocent and childlike
>>25597635
Weird

>>25597633
I'm awkward and shy ok :((

>>25597664

It would be so rad to get you outta your shell a bit! You are so fucking adorable! Better to gain confidence on the internet so you can parlay it into real life right?

>>25597693
Are you trying to be a black chick?

>>25597664
:3 That's indeed the looks.
>>25597662
Shit, you got me good :(

>>25597693

Hides wife. Hides kids

>>25597700
This is the only recent photo I have, I'm not a photogenic.

>>25597702
Why?

>>25597713

If you really don't know why. https://youtu.be/hMtZfW2z9dw

>>25597456
not from fraud, all natty (for now)

>>25597723
rsrsrsrs I hadn't seen this before XD

>>25597747
Hides kid face behind a beard.
No real personality. Just facial hair.

>>25597874

Into larping

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What does /soc/ assume

>>25597887
Whoops, sorry I'm a phone poster

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do me

>>25597874
Music nerd
>>25598424
Does stupid things with friends
>>25597635
Creative and likes to help people

>>25596564
Some artist type in conservative field
>>25596572
Vacation picture/ vacation spot native
>>25596584
Girls want to tough your hair, every fucking god damn time
>>25596625
Figure yourself out dude. To much shit mixed in signaling in different directions in this picture.
>>25596637
Approval, ye shall get none. Fix thy self.
>>25596645
Young bod using puppy dog strategy most likely lacking a masculine male role model IRL.
>>25596725
Avoided US trends for type. Likes to get props for all the other achievements but no one really notices, because all sides are hypocritically focused don't race.
>>25596757
Braking bad chemist type, probably by default r mental adoption
>>25596854
Try hard in distinguishing oneself. Its not the look its the artsy airs.
>>25596867
Peak physical value. Get family now or hyperfocus on job/passion and disregard social life
>>25596885
No idea. Most likely has little fucks to give in most shit.
>>25596897
Dude using girl stereotypical imagery. Gay, mainstreaming chameleon or acting out. Needs to figure shit out regardless.
>>25596988
Jesus fucking hell the lighting and the close up mugshot.
>>25597456
Probably has obscure or fringe interest like history/math/philosophy and little people who understand but many who say they appreciate it.
>>25597555
>Jesus fucking hell the lighting and the close up mugshot.
Lack of blonde and blue eyes make it less of an eye sore. Good chances to be line of the cool or chill dude in a group.
>>25597614
Young features. Can pull of the innocent vibe by looks. Voyeuristic and avid reader by the pic style.
>>25597635
Does shit. No fucks given. This might b interesting. Posts pic. Nice hammer, bad practical position, probably style choice to get girl attention.
>>25597662
Heading for military school/equivalent , or would not mind it one bit.
>>25597693
Kid.
>>25597874
Nerdy skinny rocker
>>25597887
Not careful about backdrop
>>25598385
0 fucks showing in pic.
>>25598424
Kid nr 2 electric boogaloo

>>25596564
100% britbong
>>25596572
you like riding bicycles and could be a professional cyclist if you put more effort into it
>>25596584
you overstimate your looks
>>25596625
big chest, flat personality. slightly insecure about yourself and your behaviour among others, that's why you hang out in crowds rather than in groups
>>25596637
been unemployed for months
>>25596645
you get less girls than you'd deserve according to your looks
>>25596725
you smoke pot
>>25596757
you are bold since your twenties
>>25596854
you need a new wardrobe. you say you wear black because it reflects your personality but it's just because it's easier than having an actual style
>>25596867
you follow the nfl
>>25596885
really bad football player, IF your friends let you play in their team, it's just because they need a goalie
>>25596897
you have short legs
>>25596988
you're wondering what to do with your life, but you actually feel like you're wasting your time
>>25597456
you don't think you are that fat, but that's just because you're an american
>>25597555
you never speak in groups
>>25597614
you re-read the whole harry potter saga once every two or three years
>>25597635
you'd like to go hiking, but you don't know who to go with
>>25597662
your grandparents all died before you could remmeber them
>>25597693
politically undecided
>>25597874
surprisingly, you're not a virgin anymore, but you've only had sex with whales
>>25597887
would go to thailand to fuck minors
>>25598385
super spoiled as a kid, got a lot of family money in the bank
>>25598424
you suck at football manager and you have no idea why, but it's just because your tactics are shit

>>25597623
Just kinda?

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>>25596867
insecure

>>25596885
obscure music taste

>>25596897
bisexual

>>25597456
manual laborer

>>25598424
quiet

>>25597876
Wrong

>>25598517
>music nerd
Woudn't call it nerd, but i listen to music a lot, yes

>>25598581
>Nerdy skinny rocker
Nerdy: yea a bit
Skinny: not even that much
Rocker: i don't play myselfe but listen to rock/metal

>>25598586
>surprisingly, you're not a virgin anymore, but you've only had sex with whales
Thanks for the surprisingly ... but correct, only had sex with my gf, no whale tho

>>25599572

narcissist

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>>25598424
the guy everyone copies their homework off of
>>25597662
idolizes Eminem and Private Pyle
>>25597635
Picks up roadkill on the train tracks
>>25597456
Goes hunting twice a month
>>25596725
Reformed Valium addict
>>25596637
Prefers McDonald's to Five Guys

assumptions: you're all losers

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Getting a haircut today, assume me a new one

>>25600525
You from Ohio?

alright here you guys go! i love these threads

>>25600525
took this photo in the gym showers, a naked old dude was laughing at him but he didn't see
>>25600332
member of his college's fetish club
>>25599572
boring
>>25598424
british boy getting a degree in cumpyewtahs
>>25598385
has friends in bands, likes adult swim
>>25597887
lives alone and drinks tea while watching GOT
>>25597874
listens to gorgoroth
>>25597693
cyclist and hiker
>>25597662
has a knife collection!
>>25597614
posting a girl who dumped him from facebook
>>25597635
trying to quit smoking
>>25597555
goes to parties and asks for a cigarette as an icebreaker

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>>25601572
FUCK

>>25601580
You look 12..

>>25600332
mildly depressed

>>25600525
likes reddit and pop science

>>25601580
in middle school

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Keep in mind I'm also a manlet.

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>>25596562

>>25601603
divorced man posting his ex-wife
>>25601613
listens to lo-fi hip hop, has a tumblr but only posts memes and music

>>25601610
>>25601611
lmao i always get that

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>>25596564
Pretentious with no cause to be
>>25596572
Tries to hard to be laid back
>>25596584
Spends alot of time trying to look like he doesn't care
>>25596625
100% average sports guy
>>25596637
Actually cares about his looks but won't admit it.
>>25596645
Gets tons of female attention, doesn't care to follow through
>>25596757
Knows a few jokes, tells them all the time
>>25596854
Daddy issues
>>25596867
Cycles for fun
>>25597456
Overly proud of his facial hair
>>25597662
One day you'll get there
>>25597693
Raping everybody out here
>>25597874
Listens to Metallica
>>25598385
Honestly doesn't know he's a douche
>>25600525
Snowden?
>>25601580
Fucked your mom, feels like the best time to tell you is during a COD match

>>25601643
Right about the low fi and memes but no tumblr.

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Assumptions to come

>>25601838
is a closet submissive but girls drool over him and expect him to be a dominant daddy. this has caused him to be self-conscious about his submissiveness
>>25601804
/k/ommando who likes beef, pork, and IPAs.

>>25596854
Too much anime
>>25596867
Too much saltyNESS
>>25596897
Weed?

>>25601572
I love Rick & Morty indeed!

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>>25596645
You've sucked two dicks
>>25596988
You threw up the only time you smoked weed and still tell people you're a weed smoker like it's a badge of honor
>>25597614
Too chicken to post spread ass on /b/
>>25597635
Never told your sister you killed her gerbil
>>25597662
diagnosed autistic
won't shut the fuck up about your ADD and how well managed you have it
>>25597874
Willingly planning a move to Portland
>>25600332
Comes from a shitty welfare family and doesn't talk about it
>>25600525
goes bowling for recreation, not for parties or anything, just free time
>>25601580
12
>>25601689
tells her friends she fucked her step-dad behind her moms back
>>25601838
owns at least 3 swords and thinks they're a legitimate form of home defense and also>>25601866
Who the fuck would drool over him? are you him on his phone?

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>>25596564
>>25596572
aussie surfer dude
>>25596584
artsy guy, interests include poetry, writing, theatre
>>25596625
clone of every dude at the club, needs to hit legs
>>25596637
loves to hit the beers everynight, probably at home a lot
>>25596645
introverted popular guy
>>25596725
party animal
>>25596757
has a knife and gun collection
>>25596854
loves attention, tries to stand out to distinguish yourself
>>25596867
regular at the gym, gives people advice n shit there
>>25596885
artsy dude
>>25596897
edgy gay guy
>>25596988
looks british, probably does a shit ton of md and hits festivals
>>25597456
goes hunting a lot
>>25597555
contemporary skater dude
>>25597614
reads a shit ton
>>25597635
dedicated to his work, not a good photgrapher
>>25597662
will be in the military soon
>>25597693
guy who dresses really eccentrically
>>25597874
probably a guitar teacher or something
>>25597887
city guy trying to make a living, will probably try to lure me into a pyramid scheme
>>25598385
rich, country dude
>>25598424
looks like a future it worker, not just because of the computers
>>25599572
more friends who are girls than guys
>>25600332
kid from an upperclass black family
>>25600525
another it worker
>>25601580
edgelord who fucks everyones mum on xbox live
>>25601603
lass who loves a party
>>25601613
hardworking, sporty dude
>>25601637
dude with a tech startup
>>25601661
likes to hike and/or travel
>>25601689
generic girl from a teen tv show
>>25601804
country boy
>>25601838
guy who tries really hard to be manly
>>25602894
upperclass british dude

>>25600525
It's really weird that you took this in a locker room.
>>25601661
Always carries around a selfie stick.
>>25601804
Doesn't wash his sheets
>>25601838
Doesn't actually listen to nirvana
>>25602894
The next james bond villain

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>>25601661
Depressed
>>25601689
Typical tumblr/reddit girl, probably insecure
>>25602894
Twitchstreams minecraft
>>25603044
you have a few close friends that you party with every weekend
>>25601637
Uses fashion to mask the fact that he looks below average/overweight
>>25601580
You look 12
>>25600525
Probably in IT or a typical office worker
>>25598424
Typical stoner dude on college
>>25597874
Likes heavy metal and larp

>>25603044 Nice dubs
>>25603101
Thanks guys. I'm >>25602894 and those are some real ego boosters considering I'm a middleclass american virgin

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>>25598424
Is the group patsy in his friend group

>>25599572
Trying to understand why his cheekbones are pregnant

>>25600332
Clearly into some of that deeper anime like mushishi

>>25600525
Journalist who's written for several up and coming newspapers with no big break yet

>>25601580
Like 4

>>25601603
I get really sad vibes from you, I'm sorry

>>25601613
First one to try coke in high school/college. Also very dedicated to being successful

>>25601637
Has sock collection

>>25601661
Gets angry really easy. Maybe borderline sociopathy

>>25601689
Considers herself intellectually superior and really wants a challenge

>>25601804
You loved bionicles at one point (but who didn't)

>>25601838
You don't follow through on your promises

>>25602894
Not from here

>>25603044
Really a sweetheart

>>25603160
I want you to have more hair. Not an assumption, just a fact

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>>25598424
Blink-182 was your favorite band in high school
>>25599572
Laxbro with a glass jaw
>>25600332
Idolizes Donald Glover
>>25600525
You virtue signal on Twitter
>>25601637
People ask you if you work at Buzzfeed
>>25601661
You like to travel and detail your travels in a journal
>>25601689
Academically smart but you dumb yourself down with Marvel movies
>>25601838
Line cook at Texas Roadhouse
>>25602894
You were the kid at boarding school who would go home every weekend
>>25603044
Asian girls think you're Nick Jonas
>>25603160
Heavy drinker of mimosas
>>25603236
Future Criminal Minds weekly villain

>>25603236
On a side note, i find you insanely attractive

>>25596854
runs an edgy leftist tumblr blog
>>25597614
basic bitch white girl
>>25597874
are you that foo fighters guy
>>25600525
nu-male
>>25601689
radfem

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>>25596564
Some badass character of Peaky Blinders lol
>>25596572
Love beach, eat and lost a bet so you have trimmed you chest hair like that.
>>25596637
Ooohhh look a Weasly!
>>25596645
Love marvel series.
>>25596757
If you were blue you definetly would be the guy from Megamind movie.
>>25596854
Have a lot of tattos and like bsdm.
>>25597614
You're like a girl whos look cutie and innocent but in your mind you're so kinky and messed up.
>>25597635
Hardworker dont mind to get in nasty situations.
>>25597693
Aye aye ho ho i'm a pirate. But the kind of pirate that downloads porn by torrent sites.
>>25597874
Drummer of a black death metal thing.
>>25598424
IT Guy
>>25601580
Underage
>>25601689
Some kind of blogger.
>>25603293
Play a lot of MMORPG and never been in a gym all your life.
>>25602894
Creppy guy who wants to be the next playboy millionare.

>>25603439
I don't know about that kinky part... I'm pretty vanilla

>>25603439
please come to brasil
>>25603293
fighting game champ
>>25603236
likes cheese a lot, all different artisenal kinds, in a good way not a snobby way

Assumptions bump

>>25603439
I like your glasses!

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>>25599572
Thinks he's the hottest shit when he looks like every fuck boi of 2016-2017

>>25600332
Plays league with his nerdy white friends and doesn't know how good looking he can be if he tried

>>25601689
Super liberal cunt. Only interested in politics and we'd, hates trump and deff stays on tumblr.

>>25603236
Tries really hard to be a good looking ginger

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>>25609942
Doesn't know what to do with her arms when taking pictures. I have the same problem.
>>25609958
Doesn't give a shit

>>25609942
alt-girls who hate tumblr this is my fetish