Ice on my nuts, recovering from my vasectomy. AMA

How many children do you know you have?

Wanna know how I know you didn't grow up with a father?

>>25595870
Wheres the damn proof u slut

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>Ice on my nuts
Is the new
>Surprise Motherfucker

Begin the rhyming phrases ....ah-now

My only question for you would be why do you have window cleaner on your emollient/liqueur bureau.

>>25595870
are you going to have unprotected sex with girls and then mess with them when they claim they're pregnant with your kid? haha.

>>25595870
how does it feel knowing that you have no purpose in life anymore and you'll contribute nothing to the human race? also, how does it feel to know you'll most likely be single forever since most people want children?

>>25595870
Did you freeze some semen just in case?

also
>why

How was the seedless watermelon party?

>>25595870
How did you get into sneks bedroom?

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>>25595870
>Rem

My nigga, that is best girl you got there

Hey I recognize you anon. Best of luck with you and your waifu.

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