Post keys. Make assumptions based on them.

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>>25595868
>Student or alum of U.M.
>Lives in an apartment
>Does not have a management position, if working at all
>Has a pet, probably a dog
>Shops at Kroger's

>>25595868
Not a truck, but a car made by a company known for trucks. I guess a Dodge, idk, Euro guy, we don't have those key fobs
You have 1-2 cats
GTA V fan, probably annoying cunt that also plays online.

Motorcycle or ATV
Postbox or a locked mailbox

Based on the Detroit tag, you rob, used to rob, or were once robbed, including this keychain and now need our help finding where they all fit.

>>25595902
Drives a VW or VW owned car.
collects keys he finds around the house that probably have no use anymore, or you forgot where they fit.

Dog whistle, but no dog owner.

Definitely male, probably does DIY based on the wood surface and the countless keys, would sorta fit the cliche, but you never actually finish a project, or just barely and poorly.

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>>25595952
>dog whistle!
Bah

I wish I could be dis-organized sometimes, but every key is used at least once a week.

>>25595970
>Shops at IKEA
>Lives at home
>Student

>>25595902
>Student or alum of U.M.
Alum
>Lives in an apartment
Own a house
>Does not have a management position, if working at all
Am a RN
>Has a pet, probably a dog
2 dogs
>Shops at Kroger's
Obviously.

>>25595938
>Not a truck, but a car made by a company known for trucks
2016 Chevy Malibu Fob
>GTA V fan, probably annoying cunt that also plays online.
Actually got the keychain from the collectors edition of GTA IV. GTA V was dope too (as is Red Dead) but don't play online.
>Motorcycle or ATV
2007 Saturn Vue
>Postbox or a locked mailbox
Front door, back door and shed
>Based on the Detroit tag, you rob, used to rob, or were once robbed, including this keychain and now need our help finding where they all fit
None of the above. Nice area.

>>25595970
Serial killer

>>25595961
>gun case

I forgot you are all Americans.
Is it not highly stupid and incredibly illegal to carry those fucking keys around, attached to the most stolen and most commonly lost item a human posesses?

>>25595970
Poorfag
but with Style and Smart.
Knows how to spend the little money he has wisely. Will make a woman(more likely a man) and three [wanted and planned] children incredibly unhappy, but in moderate wealth, health and stability.

>>25596036
How's the Malibu?
and why the fuck has this Saturn whatever a tiny ass key like you get on a lawnmower or motorcycle?

>>25596065
Meh.

The gun cases actually do not contain any firearms. They contain radioisotopes for equipment calibration and stuff like that, and I only lock them up b/c is a requirement for license. The metal shielding keeps the gammas away from my jimmies.

>>25596084
I first assumed you're a gun nut who has to meticulously separate his historic and modern firearms in two gun cabinets; Now I just think you're kinda boring. It's technically a step up, but still.

>>25595868
Damn I miss my rockstar keychain so much, it broke off somewhere couple years ago plus the zipper broke on my duffel bag .

>>25596074
No idea. Especially when the car is pretending to be a SUV. The Malibu is great. I love it.

>>25596097
>being this much of a eurocuck and a sperg

>>25596140
Oh I take that as a compliment, since I am a pretty hardon EUphile

>>25595970
asian

>>25596107
I thought the Malibu was exclusively made for car rental companies. How the hell did you acquire one?

>>25596509
Bought it from the dealership. Definitely not exclusive. 227,881 were sold in the U.S. in 2016

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>>25595868
Female, has dogs, has Rockstar sticker on car
>>25595902
Professional, home and work life kept separate, lives life "behind closed doors"
>>25595970
Student living at home but working
>>25596089
Under 25 semi-profession, intern maybe

>>25596759
-work master key?
-apartment key?
-car key

Aus/NZ female

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>>25596759
Male, goes to the gym a lot, drives to work.

>>25597025
Foundry? What's up Brisfag

>>25597022
Car key, House key and PO Box key
Aus Male
>>25597025
on the knows

>>25596759
absolute savage

>>25597282
>Woman
>Office manager at a small office
>Lives alone
>Hopes to find a guy to change her life so she can throw every single fucking one of these keys away

>>25596097
>boring
Isotopes. Boring. You have no imagination.

>>25597774
>Man
>shares an apartment
>carries TOR/Tails on a thumb drive

>>25597889
Pretty accurate

>>25598738
>wet and windy
>alluring bright sunshine and horrible sunburns
>drinks infinite amounts of beer
>hates the government but takes more 2x Fed money than it contributes

>>25598327
>Homo/bi woman
>Copes with loss by outwardly ignoring it, but inwardly never recovers
>Shares an apartment
>Does not like housemates very much but gets along okay
>would steal jam/marmalade from common refrigerator

>>25597579
I am actually a nutritional chemist. I was joking.

>>25599031
>I was joking.
My feelings are still hurt, and I will drown my sorrows with gently sauteed catfish & veggies, washed down with a surprisingly good Prosecco.

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KEYS KEYS KEYS

>>25597111
>>25597245
Sydney female, but close. House key, family house key.

>>25596065
most stolen items are the bic pen and the bic lighter

>>25599171
no they aren't. food>money>hearts>keys.
that's how it goes.

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>>25595868

>>25599286
You drive a very old car and drink a lot of beer

>>25598738
You're very very rich of those are your keys

>>25598327
Introvert weirdo

>>25597774
Neeeeeerd

>>25597025
You're a weeb, that's not an assumption, that's a fact.

>>25595868
Smug liberal

>>25599421
>You drive a very old car and drink a lot of beer

Good old ford truck and more beer then I'm proud of lel

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I swear I don't take these out in public

>>25599459
What year?

>>25599469
what are you 10?

>>25599469
>>25599484
Hey maddy

>>25595902
>>25595961
going to guess you never get arrested by the police
so the handcuff key is for when a friend gets arrested,
or when you go to left wing political rallies

because if the hand cuff key was for you
you'd have it sewn into a secret pocket in the middle of your belt
or in the back hemming of your jacket.
or the back waist of your jeans
Also a razor blade for zip ties.

>>25599474

>What year?
91 7.3 diesel

>>25597579
LMAO 7282
>Male 32
>Security officer at a casino in Las Vegas
>Lives alone

>>25595868
Pot smoker. Krogerfag.

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>>25600251
Your car has at least one dent and a colour mismatched bodykit

>>25599484
just femme gay.. well he thinks he is, but he hasn't the body for the femme part

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>>25601324
A little bit edgy but knows that. Listens to mid 2000's rock. Wardrobe consists of mainly blacks and greys, jeans almost always. Probably a pretty chill guy, would hang out with

>>25601456
Totally correct. Well done.

>>25599606
>going to guess you never get arrested by the police
Correct

Handcuff key is a reminder from when I spent a year with the local police department as an aide. It was there that I learned to take speed to stay up all night, to drink Miller and play penny-ante poker on "fat Wednesdays" (we were always double-staffed on Wednesdays due to union rules), and that donuts at 5:00AM really are a big deal.

Also, handcuffs are good kink every now and then. I once handcuffed a girl inside a church sanctuary and could not find the key! So now I keep one on my key ring.