roast the hell out of me what exactly on my face is ugly? (so

Kik?

You aren't ugly at all.
It would make a hell of a difference to just smile.

>>25595237
mia khalifa?

>>25595237
I don't think you're ugly, You're actually really pretty, like 8/10. Smile more (not that you're looking too miserable here) and you'll be really cute.

Would date.

>>25595256
What if she ended up acting like a complete fucking autistic bitch, would you still date her then faggot?

>>25595259
Well of course not, but this thread is about appearances, not personality. Can't tell that from one photo, but based on her looks she's attractive.

Inb4 she is crazy

>>25595251
this

>>25595251
Was thinking the exact same thing.

>>25595237
You are pretty, would like to be with you if you could love someone with injured penis. lol

But, you are cute and pretty, and seem a bit timid but you just need to have some fun. I guess you study too much

>>25595237

Fucking kys faggot I bet you're behind several catfish posts. Pathetic little kid.

>>25595237
>>25595251
>>25595272
>>25595273

I literally clicked on this thread thinking it was someone pretending to mia khalifa.

>>25595237
You can't really improve arab face except with heavy surgery. Just make the best of it.

Damn gurl, you own me a new monitor, cuz your nose just made a hole in mine.

>>25595237
Only thing wrong with you in by book is that you are not white, but most people aren't that pedantic, so you shouldn't worry about it.

>>25595310
hhaha this made me laugh :)

>>25595237
It doesn't have my cum on it for starters.

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>>25595310
*owe (long fix)
>>25595356
*fedora tip*

>>25595356
And when I opened your photo and scrolled the page, it even made a vertical cut

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>>25595249
>>25595256
>smile

>>25595237
It's not a good enough photo to really tell. It could look worse in better lighting.

Cute except your nose is like half of a cathedral arch.

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i'm smiling here...think a nose job would do me good?
i'm pondering it, but i just feel like I would no longer be me

>>25595456
Still good, you have a bigger nose (amplified by lightning in that pic), but you are pretty so don't worry that much. As fuckable as Mia Khalifa.

>>25595456
If not to roast you, I think you are preatty adorable. Just get rid of that fucking choker and get som non-instagram-slut clothes, and you will be a solid 8/10

>>25595456

Don't change a thing. I can't even roast you because you look like an ideal woman I'd want as a wife (assuming you had the right personality).

Honestly just remain the way you are because I'd wife you in a heartbeat.

>>25595237
Mia we all concerned about your STD's not your face

>>25595456
You're a good 7/10. Why do you think you're ugly? You have a cut face, normal body, and nice long hair.

Plus that choker makes me diamonds

>>25595237
Are these even roast threads tbqh? Theres like three of these threads up right now and they all just turn into "I can't roast you cause your cute...post kik". There more like a trick rate me thread if anything

Someone just make a real acually roast thread

>>25595237
If you want something to improve I would say get a nose job . But as you can see not a lot of guys pay attention to noses lol.

>>25595456
>>25595237
you look akward but in an exotic way

>>25595456
kik me : funtimes_9169

>>25595586
>>25595583
>>25595522
>>25595511
>>25595500
>>25595476

This board is utterly pathetic

>>25595237
>>25595456
You're pretty attractive. 10/10 would make dinner, massage and cuddle.

>>25595237
you are beautifull, don't change a thing

>>25595237
Features-wise, you have small lips, huge nose, boring haircut. Fashion-wise, you should lose the whore choker. Body-wise, you could lose some weight, you're kinda chubby but not fat so that one is up to you.

have fun with all the sycophants on this board who think "roast me" means "validate me"

>>25595796
Big lips are horrible tho , her nose is really big tho .

>>25595237
ew gross. if you were my gf i'd lock my dick in chastity because you wouldn't deserve to touch it. the only sex you'd be allowed would be when you sit on my face or peg me, because thats all you deserve

>>25595237
Sorry, but you have to go back.

Can I give you a cum tribute? Don't worry I won't disappoint.

>>25595456
i think noses like yours are cute????? where are u from?

You're pretty average. I'd take anything that is said about you being 7/10 with a grain of salt because 90% people comment are desperate orbiters thinking you will add them on kik or something just because they complimented you kek. I bet you suck mean dick, so that's a plus.

God damn , you be looking like tucan sam with that nose honey

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Does my nose look big here?

I was doing pore stripe regularly here.

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Or here? I think I should grow my hair again. Constructive criticism is good

>>25597091
Bretty gud face, assuming you're not a catfish.

Regardless, the person in the photo lucked out by not being below -a statistical average of- beautiful.

As a biased, neet male, I am e-thirsting as we speak.

>>25597098
Is this a copy pasta?

You're so pretty.
You should be my girlfriend.
Once you get a vagina and lose that dick

>>25597107
kik me you dummy

>>25597107
In super serious.

I'm so entirely inundated by Internet-subculture, that my post -an attempt of objective criticism while disclosing internal bias- is indistinguishable from parody (i.e. Poe's Law).>>25597107

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>>25595456
so this actually isn't Mia?

Show tits n dick

>>25597091
You are beautiful, 8-8.5/10
Post more pics :)

>>25595237
Why is it the cute girls are always so insecure while wildebeests strut screaming "I'm so pretty!"

9.5/10 crazy woman. Would drink a gallon of your pee just to get to see where it came from!

>>25597091
large noses are NOT bad. Stop focusing on individual attributes and learn to look at your face as a whole. Your nose looks great on your face, and I'm not just saying that to "make you feel better". A smaller nose would literally make you less hot.

dirty indian fuck face!

or a allala cunt from arabia
incest

>>25597091
This is a very good picture of you.

>>25595251
This

>>25597091
Youre crazy. Youre seriously gorgeous.

>>25597091
what part of the UK are you from? london?

>>25595237
Like those lips, eyebrows and you got a blackbelt in sucking dick

for real tho, real cute

>>25597091
Hair looks good.

Could you clean up your room some please, and then take another picture?

>>25597091
i like your nose in my personal opinion. its cute and gives your face character.

Now I'm that we've established the OP is relatively attractive, can op reply with pics of dudes she finds attractive so that we can compare ourselves with that vision and fantasize that we could fill that role and be with someone as nice looking as op?

>>25595237
you dont need no roasting
you need some good loving

>>25595456
you dont need no nose job
you're beautiful the way you are

>>25597082
>>25597091
holy shit i haven't seen you in years K.

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>>25595237

>>25597091
I think you look fantastic with longer hair and without glasses. But it's up to you. You are definitely my type. Keep believing in yourself and know that you are sexy as hell.

>>25599737
This.

Also, clean up that room!!!

>>25599778
i was thinking the same when i saw her

>>25595237
Op, you still around?

>>25597091
How about stop wearing a whore choker?

>>25595237
Try smiling bitch.

>>25595237
"OH look at me, with my whore choker, smart girl glasses, and edge ear buds while I push my barely existent cleavage together!"

You are the illegitimate product of a multi-racial gang bang. Unenthusiastic blow job doesn't begin to describe your face. Clean your fucking room, you desperate for attention slam piece.

All that being said. You're a cute girl and I would love to take you on a proper date, one that these shit nosed twats couldn't even imagine up, and get to know you, with the end hope being that I saw you naked. Not just once. A lot. I bet you have a hell of a personality as well. But you did ask for a roast, and nobody gave it to you proper, which I am betting will be the same with sex.

>>25595237
i can't tell if you're a sephardic jew, arab, or indian.

what kind of ugly are you?

Bumped for more of the pretty op.

>>25597091
This is the best pic of you sister

>>25595237
i'd slam this chick holy fuck

You made this thread hoping you'll get hit on but didnt wanna make it obvious that you're a validation desperate attention whore so you titled it "roast me". Too bad everyone realized you're an insecure compliment needy mess and everyone's feeling disgusted by you now

>>25595237
Melissa ?

>>25595237
too hot to roast.

>>25595456
>nose job
do you really want somoene to love you cause you have a great nose?

have the prettiest face in the world or the most money in the world.. youl still be unhappy you dumb ass self centered bitch.

i just want to bump this one

>ITT: Roastie needs more beta orbiters so she pretends to act depressed

>>25595237
you look attractive as you are girl. smosh n cuddle/10

try with tits and timestamp :)

>>25597091
where the fuck are you OP? and why aren't you my big nose wife :(>>25597091

>>25595237
Kik?

Sit up straight, shoulders back. That's not a requirement, but it will make you feel better. Would date you instantly.

Why is this still a thread? OP hasn't responded in 5 days.

>>25595251
seconded

This board is still utterly pathetic.
Anyone replying to this blatant catfish just fucking end your miserable life.

>>25595251
How was this not the first post?

>>25595251
>girl looks like one of the hottest porn stars right now
>bawww i'm not pretty enuff

fucking lol

i sincerely hope this is a troll thread
and if not, AYY GURL U CUTE AS FUCK LET ME COMPLIMENT YOU AND TAKE ADVANTAGE OF YOUR INSECURITIES SO I CAN CONVINCE YOU TO DO THINGS IN BED YOU WOULDN'T NORMALLY DO AYYYY ;D