Roast me

>>25588400
You're too cute to roast. This website hurts me... so many cute girls here and none will talk to me

You look like the type to let your boyfriend have another girlfriend

>>25588400
god damn it this chick again
well i said it last time this girl is so hot pls rspd.

ill worship you

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>>25588400
is your eye extra lazy because it's brown?

Only if you timestamp.

Then I will bring the heat. I only live roast.

>>25588420
Hey it's actually me this time

>>25588440
well go on post more pics and ill say how gorgeous you are etc etc

also
>tfw a goddess responds to you

>>25588440
If it's actually you can you tell me why girls never like me? Why they never find me attractive enough to talk to

>>25588400
If your wings were any bigger you could fuckin fly

>>25588445
>>25588446
Haha no but I can link you all to her IG

>>25588421
Can I touch kitty?

>>25588446
>>25588445

Jesus christ this is depressing to read

>>25588400
Spitroast?

>>25588451
well go ahead im just curious to know who this is. just for curiousity, shes posted on here all the time i need to know who she is just for the satisfaction of knowing.

>>25588400
eye shadow is uneven and shabby, death grips hasn't been interesting in years, posting on soc for attention is pathetic & sad

>>25588460
https://www.instagram.com/weedcommunist/

damn bih ur eyes liftin weights

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No troll but should I go to the bar tonight? Anyone?

>>25588473
oh its private & that doesn't even look like her but its a start i guess

>>25588495
That's very clearly Courtney love

>>25588499
huh? well how do you know her? a friend irl or something? not courtney love i mean that is reall her acc?

>>25588473

@analgoth_

You're welcome.

well this was a confusing thread.

>>25588400
filthy alien looking degenerate

>>25588400
seaweed hair

Wow.. u r so cute and cool.. email me if you don't have anything to do..
samir2470(at)libero(dot)it my hobbies are cinema, rp, anime, Information technology

>>25588400
Why the fuck are you coated in what looks like pastels? Is that what sweats off from your hair dye or are just REALLY I to art? It's also clear that the dye is thinking your hair faster than it should be. Maybe layoff it for a little bit? I'm sure the Black Veil Brides fandom will forgive you for not updating your xxOFFICIAL_GHOSTGurlrawrz_xx instagram with new pandering new hair colour posts. Also I'm sure you let depression ruin your self esteem, and hope you are "too cute" to get roasted. But no, despite what the thirsty men and women anons here are telling you on this thread, you aren't. It's pathetic you have found this deep a place on the web to try to hide your debilitating self-esteem issues from others. I saw a mental illness discord on here earlier you might just want to pay a visit to.

To the sad people begging her to talk to you, she asked to be roasted. I don't understand how this chick, who probably just clicked through the 18 and over disclaimer/ warning to /soc/, manages to bait you guys? There are hookup threads! By posting this she roasted you guys. She outsmarted a few of you to bolstering her self confidence through this. Good on her.

You're exactly my type. However, you're also a bit of a disappoint with that hair color.

>>25588412
This should be a fucking roast YOU session

>>25588400
Terrible hair color
Is this even you or is it catfishing once again?

>>25588400
even though you look good and cute on the inside you're still wanting for attention from anywhere. So much so that you post a good pic of yourself and only comment
>roast me
while you expect comments of how beautiful you are it will never fill the hole that defines how shallow you really are

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Someone tell me
HOW THE FUCK IS THIS CUTE. You're all fucking sad virgins

She looks like a fucking constipated alien and her face screams daddy issues. If it weren't for those enormous wings that distract your attention, she would look way below average

Also, don't get me started on that ugly hair color that doesn't suit her at all and that booger looking nose piercing. Seriously, take that shit out, you wannabe artsy tumblrina

>>25591927
Top kek.
I would love to have a friend like you, mainly due to the fact that you're exactly like me, given your response to this horrendous exhibition of this unattractive female.

Looks like the wings on your eyes want to take them away from your face. Can't blame 'em.

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>>25588400
10 youre a fucking cutie
kik: anonpilot91

>>25591927
She has that daddy issue look that I like.
She's cute, but not conventially beautiful.
Make-up and hair is a bit over the top, but it's in the style I'd go for.

>>25591943
it's not her, famalamadingdong, see
>>25588440
>>25588446
>>25588451

You loook like Grinch have a baby with Kathy Griffin on Cocaine.

>>25588518
That's clearly not Lav in the OP

>>25588400
Why do you look like you took a shovel to the face and then went back for seconds. Just because your eyes are uneven doesnt mean your eyeliner needs to be. And fucking get a proper hair cut. Your shitty genetics wouldnt be so out in the open if you actually had a normal hair color instead of sjw green.

>>25591953
Absolutely, you're a sad fuck with low standards just like most of the desperate losers on this board

>>25591976
Or I just have different tastes than you?
Oh well, I guess if you have to generalise and insult people to feel like a big boy I'll let you have this one.

>>25591989
hey bro im with u this chick is hot asf

>>25591934
That was a genuinely autistic response and attempt at conversation.

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>>25588412
kys

>>25592156
The guy was being friendly. You're just a narcissistic sociopath wannabe, go back to jerking off to lolis and samefagging on /b buddy.

>>25591934
>>25591927
4chan made a buddy how sweet :3

>>25592252
>>25592156
Apparently not.

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>>25588412
>>25588445
>>25588446
>>25588484
>>25590360
>>25590470
>>25591989
>>25592146

BACK TO FUCKING R9K REEEEEEEE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ORIGINAL POST

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>>25592286
samefag here cont

why the fuck are robots flying to /soc/ from their safe haven in /r9k/ to talk to chads and stacies??? autistro????

>>25588400
your contour and makeup in general are godawful, and you generally look kind of grimy and depressive

>>25592970
ur mom

>>25588400
thin lipped attention seeking shit

why do you wear so much eyeliner you look fucking ridiculous


that nose ring makes you look like an emo vapeshit from 2007

>>25588400
Between your copious amounts of whorish makeup, greasy hair and crooked smile I'm 90% sure you're some degenerate mental patient who had a stroke after being dropped down a flight of stairs as a toddler.

Your haircut is impressive considering that you're a downy who clearly did it yourself, though your choice fashion is an unforgivable embarrassment.

Hell, you're probably the sort that constantly makes snide, cowardly comments about people behind their backs, too. It certainly would explain why your face looks as though somebody bashed it with a trash can lid repeatedly.

>>25588400
did you get the green hair or the double 0's first