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New assumptions thread

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New assumptions thread
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>>25583661
college freshman?
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>>25583678
Close
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>>25583690
what then? also, you circumcised?
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>>25583697
Nah haha
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>>25583661
Future serial killer
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>>25583661
Hi ure hot
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>>25583661
Lmao are you that guy who shit out r9k threads about how you wanna be a serial killer and a meme? Fuckin pathetic bro
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>>25583966
Not as pathetic as a guy that can't handle a bit of light hearted banter, bro
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>>25583661
You try your hardest to hide your fetishes out of fear that people will think you're a freak, even though your fetishes are actually quite tame.

What are your assumptions?
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>>25583661
you play video games and listen to white boy with a guitar music

>>25584093
you have a big dick and a cool bedroom
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>>25583661
Cosplay wirt from over the garden wall
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>>25584093
Have native American heritage.
>>25584605
Lives in the USA
>>25583661
You look like you don't wear sunscreen. You should . Skin cancer sucks .
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>>25584605
You have torn your ass by stretching too much too fast.
>>25584738
You're 14.
>>25585042
You'd put out for a cheeseburger.
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>>25583661
not a virgin, but has only had sex with 1-2 people (this is definitely NOT a bad thing)

>>25584093
will try any drug once, super chill and never gets mad- therefor the prized mediator in the group of friends

>>25584605
follows lexi4prez

>>25584738
DEFINITELY under 18

>>25585042
either this isn't you, or you're like me and come here because you're sad and want internet approval

also y'alls assumptions can't be "you smoke cigarettes" since it's obvious from other threads
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Letsago
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I think I'm too readable
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>>25585281
you are young but think you know a lot
>>25585071
underweight? into fashion to an unhealthy extent?
>>25585069
trap I guess? you know how to dance
>>25585042
loves to dance to loud music
>>25584738
look way younger than you are
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>>25583661
small dick
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>>25583661
norman bates
>>25584093
metalhead
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>>25585382
plays football or rugby
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>>25585382
programmer
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>>25583661
ok op... how the fuck can i reach you? you are extremely qt :^3
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>>25585382
Norman bates?... fucking Norman bates, u got me man...
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>>25585069
total whore
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>>25585515
still a child on the inside...man that pic makes me sad
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>>25584093
Into music
>>25584605
Drinks every Friday with friends
>>25584738
Quiet shy and doesn't stand up for himself
>>25585042
Kinda hot
>>25585069
Does drugs regularly
>>25585071
Artfag, needs to eat
>>25585281
Misanthropic introvert
>>25585324
Normal guy
>>25585382
Manly brodude
>>25585515
Sweet and an asshole simultaneously
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>>25583661
Dates a weeb
>>25584738
Loves cows
>>25585069
Likes old films
>>25585324
Hey lil dude
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>>25585858
what does that mean
u are in the military or firefigter or want to
>>25585870
whats lil dude
>>25585887
instagrams a lot
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>>25585894
You look like a socially well adjusted everyday normal guy
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>>25585935
A freeloading CUNT who doesn't assume other people
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>>25585935
Insecure, fake smile
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I have been hearing I give off a creepy vibe lately and it's pretty upsetting
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>>25585515
sits home all day, watches superhero movies and doesn't know what he wants to do in life
>>25585858
gets angry fast, hangs out with bad company
>>25585935
has cheated on every guy she had, never caught
>>25586018
has no idea what his life goals are, always uncertain about everything
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>>25583661
fuk boi or religious pssy
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>>25586061
I'm pretty certain people think I look fucked up desu

Every time I post I'm fucking reminded.

I've also already fulfilled a lot of life goals such as my job and hobbies and becoming independent. The only goal I haven't met is being rich or finding a partner that can accept me.
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>>25586128
You are the amazing atheist
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>>25586067
Nope and nada, to call someone a pussy on this board you atleast have to show your face, pssy
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Gimme your best shit /soc/
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>>25586278
Wasted potential. Could have been a Chad. Lost all alpha qualities when he came to this site.
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>>25583661
I h8 ur ugly mug
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>>25586351

Like anal more than most?
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>>25586351

Would wife/10
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>>25586304
Why don't u show me yours
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>>25586149
Can't. I'm a pussy and 30 pounds overweight
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Still new to the chan so maybe this doesn't belong here, hell I don't even know what have the threads are for but here's a picture
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>>25586018
retarded
>>25585324
tall
>>25585069
cries a lot
>>25584093
listens prog
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>>25586706
Works part-time as a barback, sexually experimental but covert about it.
>>25586690
Seeking a solid engineering or mechanical career, a tad socially distant.
>>25586579
Sells game mods to supplement allowance, sometimes a tryhard but never boastful.
>>25586351
Has a hobby that clashes with demure behavior, considering splurging on pets.
>>25586278
A tryhard with a good heart.
>>25586274
A worldly professor or doctorate student, possibly jaded about the dating scene.
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>>25583661

Ice poseidons autistic cousin
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>>25585042
regularly goes out to drinking with friends

>>25585069
sexually liberal

>>25585071
"hates drama" if you know what I mean

>>25585281
quit but thinking. The absurdities of life have ingrained deep sarcasm and an appreciation of irony to the point where you don't even know when you're being serious anymore.

>>25585858
so basic
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>>25587148
quiet*
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>>25587148
outdoors handyman, good with women
>>25586977
cant tell anything...office job maybe
>>25586706
does cricket or sth
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>>25584093
You are a consumer of many illegal drugs.
>>25584605
You are a homosexual. Not that it's a bad thing.
>>25584738
Goes to a university
>>25585069
Your fucking cool lmao
>>25585071
Goes to a performing arts school
>>25585281
Lonely
>>25585324
Goes to the gym frequently
>>25585382
Smokes weed wit his boys
>>25585515
Doesn't talk much, particularly with women.
>>25585858
I can't tell if your extremely fat or extremely muscular .
>>25586061
Outgoing & knows how to have a good time
>>25586274
Russian dock worker
>>25586706
Works at hot topic or some lame retail store
>>25587148
Likes to crack open cold ones with the boys
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>>25586351 art hoe with a good heart

>>25586706 loves top 10 list vids about cars
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>>25583661
Good at math
>>25584093
Metalhead
>>25584605
Insomniac
>>25584738
Future accountant
>>25585069
Dog groomer
>>25585281
Likes anime
>>25585324
Drives a truck
>>25585071
Likes hentei
>>25585382
Voted trump
>>25585858
Wrestler
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>>25588301
Underage.
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>>25588407
you do a lot of drugs
>>25588301
you look really innocent but youre actually not
>>25588272
currently cheating on your gf
>>25587148
very popular and good at sports
>>25586977
very careful driver
>>25586706
self absorbed and antisocial
>>25586690
voted for trump
>>25586579
did ballett when you were younger
>>25586351
studies psychology
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>>25585042
Ur shit
>>25585069
Ur shit
>>25586061
Ur shit
>>25586351
Ur shit
>>25588301
Ur shit
>>25588645
Ur shit
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>>25584093
afraid of birds

>>25584605
would not know how to feed himself without fast food & ready made frozen food

>>25584738
eats actual shit

>>25585042
is in jail right now

>>25585069
stills listens to fleet foxes or w/e

>>25585071
believes in crystal energy or some shit

>>25585281
momma's boy

>>25585324
sells pills; price gouges high school students

>>25585382
luvs hot pockets ham n cheddar flavor

>>25585515
poor boy long ways from home

>>25585858
sore loser/bad sport

>>25586018
drinks a monster every gotdamn morning..

>>25586061
actual nazi

>>25586128
not a nazi but panders obnoxious rhetoric in their favor in the comments section

>>25586274
can't train his dog to stop shitting in the house

>>25586351
is vegan but does coke and molly

>>25586579
has no black friends

>>25586690
thinks liking pizza is a cool personality trait

>>25586706
is stoked for warped tour still

>>25586977
thinks owning a boat is pinnacle human achievement

>>25587148
is freakishly short; never post pics of entire anatomy w/ scale reference

>>25588272
will talk about weed for hours on end

>>25588301
thinks cops are cool and justice prevails

>>25588407
sucks ass at beer pong
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>>25586351
Guys get scared around you and you're lonely because of it
>>25586690
Likes gore videos
>>25586706
Edgy kid who always yells on the soccer field
>>25587148
Honestly fuck you, whatever you are you and your kind stay away from my girl pls
>>25588272
Rolls with fuckboys, potential to be genuine
>>25588301
Made her first acid trip her entire life
>>25588407
People will lose sight of him mid convo
>>25588645
Smiles and gets daddy to do everything
>>25588661
Learned some riffs
>>25588655
Homosex is in fact devilish
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>>25588661
am 5'11 my dood
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Gonna address the assumptions.

>>25584605
...what the fuck?
>>25584738
Australian, not native American.
>>25585069
>>25588272
Never touched drugs, but do act as mediator.
>>25585382
>>25585858
>>25586706
>>25588407
Right for the music, especially prog.

And finally
>>25588661
Who the fuck is afraid of birds?
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>>25586977
I have no idea how the fuck I'm supposed to mod games

>>25588645
I never did ballet

>>25588661
My best friend is black and I'm friends with like 4-5 other black people
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>>25588778
Makes a good pulled pork bbq >>25588661
Scoliosis as a kid?
>>25588655
Runs red lights in broad daylight
>>25588645
Pet goldfish
>>25588407
Wrestling and frisbee
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>>25588778
damn straight

>>25588780
>>25588783
nice fellas you are absolved

>>25588793
you however
> like 4-5 other black people
the fucks that about. don't believe in section two amendment 14 of the constitution? listen kid, don't treat black people like change in your pocket. fucking disgraceful.

>>25588797
my spine is fine thank you.
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Now for more assumptions.

>>25585069
Wishes she was hotter even though she's had guys swooning over her.
>>25585071
You were once caught masturbating by you mother, and now have a fetish for it.
>>25585281
You try to fit in with mainstream society but actually hate it.
>>25585324
You're ultra-friendly and are the first to volunteer when someone needs help moving house.
>>25585382
You grew the beard because you didn't like how baby faced you were.
>>25585515
You're not allowed withing 100ft of a school or children's play area.
>>25585858
You've considered suicide because you were teased for being ginger, but you have a great circle of friends and family that make it worth it.
>>25586018
You have a vitamin D deficiency or anaemia, please go see a doctor, man.
>>25586061
You know you're attractive and you can get any man or woman you want, but are rarely approached because they think you're out of their league. When you do get approached, they're only really after your looks and that makes you feel bad. It's okay, because you have a very close friend, you're both just afraid to make a move because you both think you'll ruin it.
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>>25588836
lol what, he said I have no black friends so I said I have 4-5 black friends
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>>25586128
Been trying to lose weight for a while, but it's not working so you've kinda given up.
>>25586274
You hate the scar and think it makes you look deformed, but women love it, and you kinda resent that fact.
>>25586278
You spent ages questioning your sexuality during puberty.
>>25586351
You thought virginity was sacred when you were younger, and your first time made you feel horrible.
>>25586579
You're 12
>>25586690
You try to hard to get people to like you, just relax, dude.
>>25586706
Actually pretty laid back, but secretly insecure in yourself.
>>25586977
You have an existential crisis roughly 4 times a year.
>>25587148
You have very weird opinions on what makes men manly.
>>25588272
Your parents either divorced when you were young or stayed together for the kids, but they hate eachother and make it your proble..
>>25588301
You were badly hurt by an ex and have huge trust issues because of it.
>>25588407
You constantly take the "is this a shit or a fart" gamble, you have lost 3 times.
>>25588645
You love animals so much that you have broken down crying when you thought about them getting put down.
>>25588655
You have huge problems connecting with women and blame them for it, even though you are the issue.
>>25588661
Can't hear the difference between 128kbps mp3 rips and vinyl, but have a huge "analogue audio is better" opinion. It is, but you can't tell the difference.
>>25588778
You downloaded CP once when you were younger and feel fucking awful about it, if there was anything you could take back in life, that would be it.
>>25588797
People have crossed the street to avoid you even though you are a pretty cool dude. People that know you would always say how much of an honest and caring person you are.
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>>25588645
pls marry me
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>>25588854
guy, check the nifty ID tag i'm same person. look here's some advice: first of all it's in very bad taste to count your black friends in the first place. but 4-5? highly suspicious. straight up please explain this fractional 5th person. dude who knows your name who you let copy your homework? what's the deal with that?

>>25588855
all media formats are good my friend. seeing is believing. listening is enjoying. namaste :^)
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>>25588892
idk I didn't really want to like spend time remembering every single one of my black friends so I just guessed and said 4-5. Why are you getting so upset because I said I have black friends?
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>>25588892
You are wise. Doesn't need to be analogue, as long as it's recorded properly and sounds good. Digital guitar amps (Line6) can die though.
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>>25588301
You self harmed at some point, you hate all kinds of alcohol but vodka with grape juice or some sht
>>25588407
That beard costed you a lot of work, you had a happy infancy but think otherwise.
>>25588645
You can count your sexual partners with one hand and have always had trouble with people thinking you're too young to be taken seriously
>>25588661
You jerk off to weird shit and on a very almost alarming quantity.
>>25588778
You haven't had a propper drunk blackout, you have little to no girl friends
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>>25584093
Would let me braid your hair and listen to whatever music you want.
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>>25588913
You're mostly correct, Ive blacked out on bars not booze
>>25588855
Lmaooo, you're witty my man
>>25588797
I prefer ribs
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>>25583661

op

a-are you g-gay?
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>>25589582
Why haha?
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>>25588797
Had a skateboard as a kid. Listens to indie rock. Spends a lot of time in the sun.

>>25588778
Into emo or similar music. Lifts weights. Trump supporter.

>>25588661
Good ole boy. Likes fishing and NASCAR/drag racing. Probably worked as a painter at some point.

>>25588655
Listens to metal, but not real metal.

>>25588645
Self-loathing feminist in denial.

>>25588301
Taken at least 7 dicks. Probably very immature.

>>25586351
Introverted hopeless romantic with low self-esteem but a good heart. Doesn't understand men very well.

>>25586061
If you were a bike lock you'd be laying on the ground somewhere.

>>25585382
Aspiring rapper.

>>25585281
Into electronic music and weed.

>>25585069
Had one real shot at a great relationship when you were younger but blew it to "find yourself", regret it immensely but refuse to admit it.

>>25584093
Can skateboard. Likes metal and/or electronic music. Probably enjoys something like Magic The Gathering or Dungeons & Dragons. Could see you longboarding while listening to Pentagram.

>>25585324
Programmer or similar job. Rides a bike.
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>>25583661
Either a gay man, or gender fluid they-them and pretends to still be straight.
>>25584093
Probably listen to prog metal. Has an 8 string guitar but sadly a line 6 amp so meh.
>>25585281
Probably likes an array of different music (i see that MF Doom Poster) but probanly mainlines pop punk and midwest emo.
>>25585858
Alt-right and self loather because "giNger" is the same letters as.. well you guessed it.
>>25586018
The only thing that i think is that you probably really enjoy obscure anime.
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>>25588855
I actually enjoy interior design, cooking and sustainable gardening, so I don't know about that.
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>>25583661
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>>25590755
Reefer madness
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>>25590803
I don't smoke
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>>25590495
No 8 string, only a couple 6 strings with different tunings. I use a Laney Ironheart amp to get a more full and crisp tone out of anything I play.
>>25590747
I never said they were bad opinions, just weird compared to the average person.
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>>25590755
You get pinkeye frequently, but pass it off as being high.
>>25590803
Most people can't tell if you're gay or straight. Jokes on them though, you only like animals.
>>25591248
The only reason you don't wear a fedora is because of the stigma that people that wear fedoras are neckbeards and "nice guys", and you'll be damned if people had an easy indicator that you were one of said "nice guys".
>>25590495
Hipster that thinks they're better than everyone else. Nobody can stand you though, and only socialise with you because you're friends with other people in their social circle. If they could be bothered to talk about you when you weren't there, they'd find that none of them like you and then nobody would talk to you again.
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Do me pls
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>>25591424
Did I talk to you at a party last night?
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>>25591424
It bothers you when people say "chai tea" because chai means tea and it's redundant. Also "ex-presso" v "espresso."
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>>25591429
Omg chai tea is true !!!

>>25591428
Oh no not go out too much recently
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>>25591440
*Bows* psych major paying off lol
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>>25591424
You had a partner visibly cringe when you told them one of your fetishes. You should have started by revealing something a bit more tame. You think your body is really disappointing even though it's average at worst. You have a few stretch marks because of weight fluctuations caused by body issues. You're actually really good in bed and would try absolutely anything your partner wanted to try, even if you didn't like the idea of it. You're affectionate to a high degree, and think you're undeserving of affection. Relax and stop thinking about it, if they didn't want to be with you, they wouldn't be.
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>>25591248
Were " flirty mean" to girls you liked until way later than grade school, maybe still are.
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>>25590495
Have unironically waggled your eyebrows at someone while being seductive
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>>25591454
You try to make yourself look really cute because you hate how you look. You've spent countless nights crying about it. Stop that shit, because in the end, nobody gives a fuck about that sort of thing. You wish you could have more pets, and would gladly sell a kidney to make sure they were safe.
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>>25588913
Started dabbing and saying YOLO as a joke and now can't stop
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>>25588797
Genuinely saw the sixth sense without spoilers the first time.
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>>25588778
Like to say "make love" because it sounds more romantic
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>>25588661
Know how to fish
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>>25591468
I have two puppies and am shook
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>>25591454
You seem like the type of girl that is generally nice but can snap hardcore at people unexpectedly
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>>25591542
Why you shook?
>>
>>25591663
Just the accuracy lol
>>
>>25591667
It's your eyes, they look sad even though there's a smile. I'm neither trying to be mean or nice, just blunt. Hope you find happiness.
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Well, that's me
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>>25591681
Then I'm neither offended nor complimented lol thanks you too :)
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>>25591685
You're confident in your appearance, but not in your social ability. You worry that you're going to say the wrong thing at the wrong time and make things awkward.
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>>25591689
If you need someone anonymous to talk to about shit, my kik is therealafroduck
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>>25586351
Introvert

>>25586274
Sexual frustreted

>>25588301
Mother of autist
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>>25589582

because you cute af
>>
>>25591755
You have some really deep shit that you're trying to work through, but it's too much for you sometimes. You've been putting other people's needs ahead of your own for too long, take some time for yourself. You're quite smart, but get confused easily when there is any conflicting information, and that makes you feel dumb.
>>
>>25586351
shy student
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Assume.
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>>25591805
God damn shave the cringefest beard and get an adult haircut. Everyone can tell you're a freshmen or an arts major from a mile away. Have fun banging fatties
>>
>>25591769
You're the kind of guy that wears a cap backwards and indoors, then poses shirtless in front of a mirror with your pants low enough for your underwear to show. You think you deserve a supermodel, but like dating overweight girls because you like having the knowledge that they don't think they can do better.
>>25591805
You prefer being comfortable over looking well presented, which is a good thing. You started saying "kids these days" when you were about 17 and are confused about why young people like the stuff they do. You have an outstanding moral compass and will make a great father.
>>25591838
You got kicked out of a bar because of your drunk friends when you were designated driver and proceeded to take care of them because you were afraid they'd do something stupid and end up arrested or in hospital. You didn't mind though because they have stressful lives and you think they deserve to unwind and have fun.
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>>25591856
Some people say that i look exactly like Tormund but with a book in my hand instead a sword. I fucking love my beard bro
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>>25583661
Forgot pic
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Assume away
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>>25591838
You're a twat, mate!
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>>25592168
You got to be Armenian or something man.

Also, guess my age.
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>>25583661
Are you gay?
>>25584093
lol I'm sure you suck cock
>>25584605
my heart is melting <3
>>25584738
are you 12?
>>25585042
Nice make up
>>25585069
You're really cute
>>25585071
ew do you do drugs?
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>>25592395

Holy shit! Stone cold fox!

I'm going to assume you are way into anal
>>
>>25592441

Daddy's girl. Never worked a day in her life
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>>25584093

>Satanist
>Loves to troll people on the internet
>Talks with an accent he gets compliments on daily
>Hates his dad
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>>25592546
Actually a Buddhist and have been for 13 years.
Not a troll, just sarcastic.
I'm Australian, so fuck talking with an accent, that would take too much effort.
Actually get along rather well with my father. We share an interest in medical stuff and carpentry.
>>25592395
Well, I'm bisexual, so, yeah, I do.
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>>25591418
Super fucking accurate. I dont feel like I think im better than anyone, but i guess i understand thats maybe how im persived. Everythinh else spot on though.
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>>25591449
This wasn't said abput me, but its acurate for how i feel.
>feelsbadman.jpg
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>>25592227
I want to say older but something tells me, 20
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>>25592441
You feel as though you can half remember something horrible happening when you were younger. You don't know if something actually happened, it was a bad dream, or something you saw on tv when you were young while falling asleep on the couch. You try not to think about it, but it eats away at you.
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>>25591454
10/10

>hi
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>>25591454
>>25592871

w/o hair tie
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>>25592850
cute af
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>>25592850
You had really deep feelings for a female friend when you were in highschool. You never told them how your felt, and there's still a little bit of sexual tension between you.
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>>25591685
Heck, I have as much answers as bloody little dog little ahead
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>>25591424
quiet bookworm. still prefers chad any day of the week.
>>25590803
all around chill guy.
>>25591769
body says frat douche. face says down to earth.
>>25592395
slut.
>>25592850
rawr xD

jk. enjoys partying.

>>25592168
at least in your late 30s.
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