Assumptions thread

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>>25566644
>is a college liberal

>>25566644
future serial killer

>>25566644
Masturbates to futa

>>25566736
nice shirt. was your foreskin removed?

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>>25566644
Doesn't mind a feminine (or masculine) penis.

>>25566736
Right Libertarian or Civic Nationalist

>>25566736
(thought you said you were snipped in a prior thread)

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>>25566644
shy around women

>>25566736
moderately right wing

>>25566765
used to be really skinny

>>25566761
You've asked quite a few people that in this threads, and now it's MY TURN to ask you a question.......

Was YOUR foreskin removed? Did you have a botched circumcision that compelled you to devote your life to taking circumcision surveys for some massive database that you're going to use for a landmark study?

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>>25566644
Is about to jump
>>25566736
Low IQ
>>25566765
Spends too much time in the mirror
>>25566817
Shady

>>25566830
>this threads
these threads*
fuck

>>25566830
Yes I was snipped, but not botched. Nonetheless, you are correct that I've developed quite an interest in the topic.

And now that I've given a good faith answer to your question, would you humor mine? Are ya cut or unsnipped yourself?

>>25566832
>Watches Rick and Morty and claims to have an IQ in the 130s range

>>25566761
I assume you are perv and on the sex offender's registry from Kentucky per chance?

>>25566857
Each of your assumptions is incorrect good sir

>>25566843
>>25566835
?

>>25566873
C'mere

>>25566878
Indeed. But are you in fact circumcised?

>>25566817
>used to be real skinny

Maybe like, 5+ years ago yeah. Have actually lost like 10 pounds or so in the past couple years. Granted, it was mostly muscle, but I've been trying to lose weight for cross country anyways.

>>25566832
>spends too much time in the mirror.

Debatable

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Interesting thread
>>25566644
Learned to play piano when you were five
>>25566736
Emotionless but still has friends
>>25566765
In notmally shirtless most of the time
>>25566817
Has a sense of humour that people cant tell if they like or not
>>25566832
Wears latex in their free time

>>25566736
Or is it a sensitive subject for you?

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>>25566644
Was in band or orchestra in highschool
>>25566736
Plays minecraft
>>25566765
Swimmer

>>25566891
your name is jef
>>25566938
your name is jef
>>25566817
your name is jef
>>25566736
is a non-liberal a.k.a. a danger to the means of production to the gulags with you little boy

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>>25566946
forgot muh pic

>>25566736
Bisexual?

>>25566946
Damn you figured me out, ive been jef all along

>>25566948
Also my assumption is youre starting a 90s boy band

>>25566977
Why would you make that assumption? :P

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>>25566736
neocon

>>25566644
left libertarian

>>25566765
does sports

>>25566817
people often think you are angry with them

>>25566832
listens to sabaton

>>25566891
sat in a car this one time and took a picture

>>25566938
north african

>>25566948
frat boy

>>25567029
Your smile. Is it a correct assumption?

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Haven't posted here in months... interested to see what people think

>>25567033
OF COURSE NOT

>>25567042
has a bachelor in a STEM field

>>25567050
Point taken. Then would it also be incorrect if I assumed you still have a foreskin?

>>25567050
Don't be shy!

>>25566891
Bumping

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Genuinely curious to see what you guys think.

>>25566832
Tends to seduce the russian queen. Has mystical powers.

>>25566644
Lurks /mu/

>>25566736
Plays tekken a lot, likes independent films, acts a bit pretentious about it

>>25566765
/fit/, plays lacrosse or some shit, cool dude

>>25566817
Sits at the back of the classroom, seems weird at first but it's a broad

>>25566832
Dude who likes heavy metal and drinks budweiser

>>25566891
Posts selfies on Instagram weekly, often hangs out at concerts and shit

>>25566938
A bit shy and introverted

>>25566948
Lurks /fa/, likes Starbucks, really active on Snap chat

>>25567031
Has been trough a lot of shut but he's doing fine, likes helping people out

>>25567042
Works at an office of some sort, cool guy, invites you to a bar to watch the game

>>25566765

Rereads American Psycho constantly because he considers it more of a "self-help" book than commentary on 80's american culture.

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>>25566644
Liberal arts major
>>25566736
Want to join the military
>>25566765
Joined a gym in the last few months
>>25566817
Homosexual drug dealer
>>25566832
Have a dark room in basement to develop upskirt photos of teenaged girls
>>25566891
Takes 5 selfies an hour
>>25566938
Tries to look pissed off to avoid talking to strangers
>>25566948
Really gay
>>25567031
Insecure about face
>>25567042
Pretends to be liberal to fuck girls

>>25568745
my god is that really you?
you're so pretty!
<3

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>>25566644
Used to act edgy, has straightened his act out without becoming bland.
>>25566736
Experiences a great deal of suffering every day.
>>25566765
Goes on /fa/.
>>25566817
Spends too much time having pictures of him taken at various angles and posts way too much on /soc/. Tries to run /fa/ game.
>>25566832
Hasn't showered in a week, but doesn't give af.
>>25566891
Had an emo phase.
>>25566938
Grew up in Pakistan, emigrated to US or something in teens.
>>25566948
Tries to be out there, but is actually just depressed.
>>25567031
You seem like a cool guy.
That's all.
>>25567042
Extremely deliberate, rarely impulsive.
>>25568412
Idk, all I can say that facial hair is horrendous.
>>25568745
Into super happy twee popish music.

>>25568880
Yeh. It's me. I look good for a tranny I guess. Idk.

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go on:)

>>25568969
you look like ur gonna be a single mom who gets welfare support

>>25568973
why is that?

>>25568939
would touch balls with

>>25568980
well you kind of look like my cousin who did that. any accuracy? i know you cant predict the future but if you had to take a guess could you ever see yourself doing that?

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>>25566644
is gay

>>25566736
right wing

>>25566765
does calisthenics at home because he is too shy to go to gym

>>25566832
lives in his mums basement

>>25566891
attention-whore

>>25566938
smells really bad

>>25566948
gay

>>25567031
interested in music or films

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>>25566644
Is older than he looks. Likes cosplaying.

>>25566765
Owns at least 2 firearms

>>25566817
Likes memes a little too much

>>25566948
a /fit/ /lit/ /fa/ boy

>>25568745
STEM Major, but not super into her field

>>25569105
Likes travelling, but only does the most touristy shit in each city he goes to.

fingers crossed that someone is so accurate about me that it makes me uncomfortable. those are usually the best threads.

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>>25568901 great guy.I really like the photo for some reason.

>>25568457
Never read it. Is it worth reading
>>25568745
>joined a gym in the last few months

Nah

>>25568901
>goes on fa
Do I look that gay?

>>25569105
>does calisthenics at home because he's too shy to go to a gym.
Yup

>>25569135
>owns at least 2 firearms
Only own one real firearm, but I have a .22 pellet gun if that counts.

>>25569204
what firearm do you have?

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>>25569135
Wow, you are totally my type.

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>>25569204
I know the feeling mate, just me, my door pull-up bar and my whey

>>25569135
I'm actually (much) younger than I look

>>25568901
>Experiences a great deal of suffering every day.
Well, that's the most accurate characterization, so far.

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>>25566644
Went for a neutral mugshot expression.

Be honest with assumptions please.

>>25569455
>>25569459
>>25569483
Are you okay?

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>>25566817
is probably Filipino
>>25566832
Charles Manson
>>>25566765
Typical American
>>25567031
Probably go to antifa rallies regularly
>>25568745
You're have a Y chromosome your a dude
>>25569105
You play alot of video games
>>25569135
You live in Germany

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>>25566644
Narcissist

>>25566832
Uses unix.

>>25568969
You are supposed to assume to get responses.... don't be looking for attention and not give it to others...


>>25569135
Has seen some shit

>>25569215
1943 Izhevsk M91/30.

>>25569444
Pullups, pushups, situps, squats, lunges, and planks. Works like a charm.

>>25569135
How on earth did you guess that?

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>>25569939
Makes make-up tutorials on YouTube

>>25569944
Cold Building, high floor, urban camo backpack all make me think "oh she's in a university"

The apple phone on the other hand makes me think "yeah but she's not like full-on /g/ mode otherwise she wouldn't have that"

ur rly cute btw, i love your lips. p jelly desu.

>>25569572
Why narcissistic?

>>25569135
Not an assumption, but I want to hurt you.

>>25566644
You aren't dead yet?
And nice get

>>25566817
>>25566765
It's pretty sad that people associate an American flag with "the right". Does that mean democrats don't love our country? I really don't get it. We just celebrated the Fourth of July and everyone was donning American flags but suddenly it's a sign of a political affiliation? That makes no fucking sense

>>25570906
why?

>>25569939
Can deepthroat, doesn't like giving head though.

>>25570921
I'm a sick bastard that likes hurting women, it turns be on, and i think you'd look amazing having a breakdown. At least i'm honest about it.

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>>25566736
Acts tough. Probably insecure

>>25566765
Relative of Anthony weiner

>>25566817
Uses more beauty products then his girl. Acts like appearance doesn't matter

>>25566832
Love child of Charles Manson and Frank Zappa. Acts zany

>>25566891
Has no real interests

>>25566948
Gay

>>25567031
Likes beer, probably chill

>25567042
Engineer?

>>25568412
Probably forgets deodorant on a regular basis

>>25569135
Thinks she's a nice person, but cold and manipulating

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>>25567042
you fuck girls that are way younger than you and you lowkey have anger problems

>>25568412
kind of homicidal

>>25568901
you're kind of a douchey frat boy but you're also a hipster

>>25568969
very single but a really good person

>>25569105
homophobic

>>25569135
likes jazz music and cats

>>25569513
lowkey gets a lot of pussy

>>25569572
you have a really angry sense of humour but know how to fuck

>>25569939
you fight people online a lot

>>25569980
you have a good taste in music and are single as fuck

>>25570926
you look like there is literally nothing wrong with you and you're all around just a great guy

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>>25571466
loves being edgy
>>25570926
geologist
>>25570899
knows people involved in crime
>>25569980
likes boxing
>>25569939
look like a youtuber andinto bdsm
>>25569572
thinks too much

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>>25569939
secretly bi
>>25569980
buys 'special' fitness programs but doesn't do them
>>25570899
enjoys watching football, but not playing
>>25570926
hiker, resourceful
>>25571466
wants to go out more, but doesn't
>>25571576
very open to new things

>>25571576
what you lack in people skills you make up for in having a big dick

>>25571831
you love horror movies and are into bdsm

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>>25571831
Likes spooky things, probably listens to Misfits.
>>25570926
Outgoing and confident. You seem nice.
>>25569135
Sweet, caring and trustworthy.

>>25566644
I assumed that orange part was a pizza in the thumbnail.

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>>25572042
Really kinky in bed but doesn't tell anyone because you like odd things like ass to mouth and scat

>>25572075
EW WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU LMAO
no, I'm actually the least kinkiest person, I'm vanilla pretty much

>>25572042

Thinks they look too young and is too shy to talk to anyone... which is a real bummer because you so cute and I would love to talk to you :(

>>25572075
Gtfo here catfish
>>>/b/742262711

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>>25570926
goes out a lot
>>25571466
NEET for life
>>25571576
total bro
>>25571831
cuts wrists for attention
>>25572042
you use heavy filters to hide how you truly look

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>>25572160
Nahh my phone has a shitty camera quality so I put bw filter so it wouldn't look so bad

>>25572160
what does that mean
ypu lift a lot of weights
>>25572197
night active

>>25572197
Weren't you that girl with the kickass shirt in that odd thread a little while ago?

>looks cute and sweet on the outside, but bathes in the blood of her enemies to retain her youthful look

>>25572218
(I'd also like to talk with you)

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>>25566644
Likes artistic poses and inspirational quotes.

>>25566765
""Gym life"""

>>25566817
Stoner

>>25566891
Cannot live without phone or social media

>>25572226
Which shirt have you seen me wearing? Sodom or kreator??
Also true ;)

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Alright, why not

>>25572248
kreator
and I don't think the mods take kindly to contactfagging in here, so alas

just know that some random internet stranger thinks you're breddy cool and cute

>>25572287
Aw thank you so much <3

>>25572307

Make that 2 internet strangers.

>>25572271
this is also your tinder pic
>>25572255
bored by everything

>>25572457
Correct, I am bored by everything apart from high quality memes

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>>25572271
creative and relatively happy with your life
>>25572255
you 're bored and unsatisfied
>>25572240
atheist and keeps talking about it
>>25572197
works as a waitress, is lacking something atm
>>25572160
works in a hotel
>>25572075
very sexual and open about it
>>25571831
very high standards for yourself and others
>>25571576
is into science
>>25571466
plays the guitar in an indie band
>>25570926
falls in love easily
>>25570899
quiet and shy
>>25569980
huge fan of frank ocean, bicurious
>>25569939
aware of how beautiful you are, you like to play hard to get (i doubt its really you)
>>25569572
construction worker and not really content with your love life
>>25569513
very critical and self conscious
>>25569491
you have a sweet tooth and you gez sad easily
>>25569459
>>25569455
>>25569483
often on drugs and/or crazy

>>25572821
such a goddess

>>25572821
could you post your boobs in another thread someday? you are so cute and i'd love to see more of you

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>>25569939
fake asf

>>25571576
hilarious

>>25572075
chronically depressed

>>25572197
good at sucking dick

>>25572240
pretentious douche

>>25572271
manic pixie dream girl

>>25572821
tired all the time

>>25573127
>good at sucking dick
I didn't know my baby face would get anyone to have such assumptions about me lol

>>25573143
you are very cute fellow baby faced human

>>25573154
Thank you :)

>>25572307

You are very popular on this board, that's for sure. Everyone wants to date you so bad

>>25573127
I am. Are the bags under my eyes that noticeable? :')

>>25573259
not bags, you just have eyes that say "i need to sleep for 2 days straight and stop drinking so much coffee"

>>25573266
well you're not wrong but I don't drink coffee at all

>>25566644
Is a moron.

>>25575244
Haha, why?

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>>25572821
you used to take part in some sport to appease your parents
>>25573127
likes anime
>>25572160
you have a big dog and you like to take him for hikes
>>25572075
you fight people

>>25576082
reads tartot cards
>>25573613
random gamer guy

>>25576082
Has daddy issues and lost her virginity in her early teens.

>>25566644
Wimp