roast me

>>25558508
You look like an anime character

>>25558513
Also the thing in your nose is ugly, take that shit off. Legit makes you lose points

>>25558508
you crave attention (wow! what a surprise!)
you look average, probs 5.5/10 without makeup
chokers are stupid as fuck
shit hair color
shit eye makeup¨
judging from that picture flat chested
still 1 million white knight beta orbiters

#I'd rather spitroast you

>>25558508
You look like you need sorting out with a slap because you look arrogant as fook.

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Alright jump the fuck in then

When I realized I would still fuck you if given the chance it hurt inside.

>>25558508
You look like the kind of girl I would convince to let me hit ot bare, creampie, then never call again

>>25558508
Nay

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Mee too pleasee

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>>25558542
Related?

>>25558542
You look like you're 15. I'm not even sure that's a roast you just actually look like you're 15.

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>>25558569
Im 23 so yeah

>>25558542
WTF, you look like a human version of a Minion!! Go bang your head on a wall.

>>25558580
Have you tried dressing like it

>>25558508
Do you have to actively try to look like a cum dumpster emo chick, or does that shit come natural to your ass?

>>25558542
>trying this hard

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>>25558582
Yes

>>25558586
This is respectable. You don't pull off the quirky weirdo vibe. It just looks creepy and, for lack of a better word, disabled.

>>25558508
who is this girl
ive seen loads of pics of her on here but never got a name or anything

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>>25558508
You are perfect, a true beauty!

>>25558508
Can't tell if you are a trap or not.

That looks like the key for a cock cage, in your choker. Is it to one you are wearing, or someone else?

>>25558508 (OP)#
Beautiful eyes, i like ,you are sexy

>>25558586
Is that a nipple poking through on the right side of the picture, or a stain?

Boobs look much bigger than expected based on the previous pictures.

Lose the duct taped glasses, they look terrible. Grow the hair out about 6 inches longer, get a tan, and add a bit more makeup and you would be a heart breaker.

>>25558508
I'd piss on your face to make your make up run and you better have your mouth open to swallow it

get better makeup skills ffs your nose contour isn't blended and your eyeliner is looking chunky

>>25559786
You'd do that to your own mom. Learn to roast.
>>25559740
beta faggot 1
>>25558729
beta faggot 2
>>25558620
regular faggot
>>25558586
Stop the Private Pile of Shit Crosseyed Stare and You'll be beautiful as a Marine you googly eyed West Virginian Inbred!
>>25558508
You Sailor Moon, wanna be wigger, your nose's not big enough, and that coptic cross won't his your mtf post op problems. Take all that red off and your boyish charm'll shine through you flat chested harlot!

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>>25558508
Your nose looks stupid as fuck, you cover your pimples in layers of makeup, your hair looks unkempt and one of the rose petals is wilting.

>>25558508
You look like a crossdresser.
One with bad skin and too much makeup to try to cover it up, to no avail.
Those eyelashes won t be enough to compensate your lack of personality, neither does the rest of your fancy outfit.

>>25559797
fuck off i just wanna piss on her

>>25558508
You could sell your eyebrows to McDonalds and they would make a billboard out of them

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>>25559797
Please roast me, youre funny.

>>25559836
Oh quit your crying you thin skinned bag of shit. Take that urine bag you call a scrotum and use a fucking toilet
>>25559874
Holy mother of 80's fashion! You thought your evangelical prop would hide your hair? You look like the Ghostbuster's nerd with a fettish for Egon Spangler's crop!
I'd say you did it on purpose but you look like you JUST crawled out your mother's vagina. Get outta that fetal position and grow some facial hair!

>>25559874
you look like you have aids

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Do me

>>25558508
You look as if you're praising the goddess of menstruation.

>>25559979
Actually You are hot
I would fuck you

>>25559979
You're eating a hot pocket. I don't wanna roast you. I feel bad for how unsatisfying you felt from eating that.

>>25560000
checked

>>25559979
I wouldn't "do you" if you were the last piece of pussy on earth! Who in their God damn mind would fuck a female who can't cook a fucking meal, much less a correctly eat a hot pocket? Why the bulging eyes?! Couldn't let that crusty cockrowavable snack cool down before swallowing?

>>25559979
Nice hairline.

>>25558580
6/10 would fuck

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>>25559921
Tbh, I dont do anything to my hair.

Now roast this one with me

>>25560053
What Backstreet Boy, Spice Girl induced orgy spawned your Aussie oy ass into existence? What Michael Jackson induced guess-what-I-am pose do you call that?! Your Miku love doesn't mean you should start transitioning to look like her!

>>25560053
Ffs how am I supposed to roast you when I can't tell what gender you are? I would say post tits, but not sure that would tell me either.

What biological gender are you?

>>25558508
(((Roast me)))

HappyMerchant.gif

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This is me. I'm insanely ugly.

shouldn't you all go back to downvoting on plebbit?

>>25560228
You remind me a bit of a discount tay zonday

>>25560106
>>25560127

judging by their room decor, i dont think they know what gender they are either.

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Roast me bois

>>25560228
Yeah

>>25558508
Your nose highlight is total shit

>>25558508
You seem like an interesting, attractive person with a good personality

seriously who is the girl in the op? is she like an internet celeb or something whats the deal

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>>25560127
male, ofc.
>>25560255
>25560127
tfw drunk, here pics of my fking chest.

roast please

>>25560574
Damn ma what's your Kik

>>25560594
alaya.sandoval

please label urself as someone from here

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up for the roast

>>25560657
How often do you get compared to lorde?

>>25558508
You ain't slick tryin to hide that chest acne. I see that titty zit right in the center of that flat chest. Why your eyebrows and hair look like a wookie's taint after a heavy period? Somehow you managed to slather on 10 pounds of fucking make-up yet had the precision to show off the blemishes. They got tutorials and shit on YouTube so you don't gotta leave the house showing off what an inept shitstain you are. If you hide that well enough you might just win the heart of some inbred Joe and become the queen of his single wide trailer.

>>25560666
pretty often, honestly. one of favorite comparisons was being called a "two cent Lorde"

>>25560657
Why does your mouth look like a fucking serious papercut? Son that right eye of yours looks tired as shit. While we on the eyes you wanna lay off the post processing? If that's the natural state of them then I have to know which members of your family are related.

>>25560228
If you just shaved took off the Hank Hill glasses and got a decent haircut you'd look good. Quit being a puss because some people actually are kinda ugly. You look like a normal fuck just like you never leave your house in Oklahoma City or something

>>25560228
You look like the type of guy that would slide your mix tape and a gram or two into my order at Burger King.

>>25560657
You look like you think astrology is cool and your pussy stinks

u seem basic af im sorry

>>25558508
how dare you not be a fucking fat bitch, grow those tits out

>>25558580
Looks like you hsve some nice tits. But might be a clinger.

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Roast me :3

>>25561303
>>25561311
The only thing that shitty greyscale helps you with is hiding the fact that you don't know how to do your own makeup. Your sweater does nothing to hide your own insecurities. Your posing makes you look like you wanted to be a model but never made the cut and please stop smiling you're going to scare the children.

>>25558508
I get the strange suspicion you have roast beef pussy with a small landing strip just by your looks.

>>25558508
you've done all you can to look like a generic thot, well done

>>25560228
You look like a date rapist.

>>25560657
Your eyes look too big for your face. You look like a snapchat filter.

>>25560228
You're not ugly. You have just enough mustache to pass as a serial killer. I'm sure you're quite the charming sociopath. Your white neighbors probably say, "We thought he was so nice" while you stack bodies in your fruity basement. Get your limp wrist hand off your glass jaw and throw the LiveStrong band away until you can bleach that yellowing shirt of yours for contrasts sake.

>>25560237
I'm *sorry* you candy-ass weak livered carpet muncher. Does this thread hurt your FEELINGS, filter it you faggot!

>>25560304
I bet you ask your frat to do that EVERY morning, twinkle toes! You look satisfied, you gray-haired Just-for-Men reject. Did you wank two guys off with your free hand as the other two complied with the spit roast?

>>25560574
real faggot 2

>>25560594
beta faggot 3

>>25560657
I didn't know "hippie" was making a comeback you flat-chested Faceapp-using can't-afford-hormones wish-I-were-a-woman man-dyke!

>>25561303
I knew Winona Ryder would EVENTUALLY get off drugs and join 4chan.

>>25561335
Back to Kansas, Dorothy

>>25560228
Get new glasses and a new haircut buddy. There's nothing wrong here. Quit beating yourself up.

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Whatever, I'm bored

>>25561986
You remind me of Trisha take away from family guy

>>25558508
Got an instagram?

>>25561835
You remind me of an old man trying too hard to make fun of his grandchildrens friends.

>>25560574

Not bad. What about the rest of you?

Love to see you live stream at

> femanon
> cams
> com

>>25562100
LOL Trisha *Takanawa

>>25562100
>>25562314
I don't know the show or background

>>25560228
Barrett?

>>25562634

Nah, sorry.

>>25562656
Wew good

>>25558508
You look cute, I want you as my gf

>>25559724
That's the symbol of femininity you fucking moron

OP is a commie

>>25558508
I like your aesthetic but you look like you would demand people call you Rose and unironically use the term "mansplaining" in conversation.

>>25560574
FFS still can't tell what gender you are. Trap on hormones still very possible. Show what's downstair so maybe we can then tell.

Do they ever call you popeye due to the oversized forearm?

>>25561335
Euro trash with a man's jaw who wants to be artsy sooo bad, but isn't.

Still, you are decent looking, probably flat chested though which is why you only post head shots.

>>25562697
Yeah, feminist making her beta wear a cock cage symbol.

>>25563922
id wear a cock cage for that girl shes hot asf. not really but i think shes fucking hot

>>25560053
i tougth you were a man wtf?

>>25561978
You look like Dr. Dre's little brother, Physician Assistant Dre.

>>25562424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E39xktDixGk

Saggy tits, acne ridden body and face, caking on the makeup wont hide the scars of daddy leaving you and that every guy uses you like a cum rag.

You look like half chinchilla, half elf dipped in period blood

>>25558508
> feminist slave collar
> cattle slave nose ring
> black eyebrows, horrible dyed hair
piece of shit personality

>>25561303
grey scale - wannabe artist, make up failure
side ponytail - autistic child, trying to be cute when she can't do sexy, failing at both
turtle neck - hiding the whore hickies on my neck, no fashion sense

>>25564081
Was expecting something worse

>>25564394
Isabela Moner .......... actress

>>25564388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YjkkjH0GnfY

Family Guy pushes the envelope with asians a little bit. How bad were you expecting?

>>25564398
I'm not sure

>>25564406
Do you want to see anything worse? I'm watching something that arguably is.

>>25564428
So what are you watching?

>>25564460
https://www.sextvx.com/en/video/477227/alina-li-college-sexual-guidance-counselor-mar?play=t#

Had asians on the brain.

>>25564470
I see

>>25564480
Yep.

>>25564489
So guys always prefer hard sex porn or degrading stuff

>>25564537
https://www.vice.com/en_au/article/bm9w7v/why-are-so-many-women-searching-for-ultra-violent-porn
Surprisingly, or not, violent porn is actually more popular among women (at least per capita) than men.

Honestly at this point I don't really enjoy it anymore. It just allows me to clear my head if I get too horny, but I should just become the no-porn to fap masterrace. For me something will stick in my mind the way someone looks, the way they sit, the absurdity of the situation, looks like someone I know, etc. When I was younger I actually did enjoy it a bit, but I haven't for some time. Sometimes I'll pick a cue or scene as the climax for me, more often then not if she is smiling. It does help if you can picture yourself in the situation.

>>25558508
Is the piercing there to stop yourself from picking boogers? Seems like it's too late seeing the Jew nose you got there.

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>>25564394
She looks a lot like my sister,

Too bad i got the uglies instead
Also roast me

>>25564894
Learn how to selfie, Asian Kevin Smith.
Look towards the camera, maximize the eyes, not the neckbeard.

>>25558508
haters gonna hate, youre a 10/10 in my book

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hey guys

>>25564918
Yikes, you look like PeeWee Herman and Elijsh Wood's kid if he turned out to be a pedophile.

>>25558508
>daddy issues the selfie

>>25560574
get the fuck out of my country

>>25558508
You look very pretty and cute at the same time which is hard to pull off but you do it well

You also wear too much makeup and dress and dye in a way the passively screams that you want the attention of others

>>25564918
Lose weight, get tan, become attractive

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>>25558508
Trying way too hard with eye makeup.

Hair appears brittle from coloring too much.

Skin problems, and the lack of confidence to not wear makeup possibly because of it.

Attention whoring on an imageboard despite being attractive enough to live a normal life outside of this shit hole.

>>25558518
/thread

Got the overwhelming feeling that the OP isnt actually the girl in the picture. Regardless, time to vent off some steam.

First of all, you look bland as fuck and would be better off wearing camouflage. Because that's essentially what you are doing with the whole "Alternative "not"emo #selfie" thing you've got going on. An idea that started off as rebelling from the norm to express individualism, but now we see that the whole lot of you are almost identical with the stupid broken nose ring, the over-the-top eye make up, and the dumb black choker. Then there's the whole pretentious look on your face as you pose for the picture, along with the roses again bailing into the whole "It's cliche but that's what makes it so unique" idiot view point your kind seems to be infatuated with.

From what i can see of your body, though not much, you are also plain and bland, probably on either the slightly too heavy or too slim sides, which im sure you'll either have the pathetic "Im so ugly and disgusting" view point on, or you'll hold the "Every body is beautiful" shit, rather than just simply acknowledging the health risks of being too far over or under the average agreed healthy weight, and then doing something about it.

Other than that, your face makes you look like a child, most likely due to the excessive amounts of shiny make up you're wearing, and over all you just generally remind me of the voice actor that plays the little glitch girl in the film Wreck it Ralph. She makes her entire career out of being that "Lol so funny and annoying energetic" piece of shit character, not realising that the only fame she is actually getting is just that she is such an irritation that people despise, that the one character trait she has that defines her from another husk in a sea of ever growing humanity, is so negative that it is all people can remember about her, and therefor it is all they can identify her as. Ignorant to the reason people remember you, if they even do which i doubt.

>>25567135
Op probably is not the person in the pic.

>>25564918
You look the way depression feels.

>>25560574
Grats on losing all the weight. When's the skin removal surgery?

>>25558542
You look like a girl in my colkege year who would never shut the fuck up and was constantly playing sympathy games

>>25558514
this desu. At least get a full ring, the shit looks like metal boogers

Your beaitiful op dont listen to these meanies

>>25559874
You look like you are afraid of Trump for good reason. Alien

>>25558508
lol your nose looks like it's a fake one that you put on with plastic glasses, like a disguise from a cartoon
>>25558542
you post here because you know there are whiteknights here. too ugly for rate threads, but pretty enough for some lonley faggot to say "omg no ur rly prty". but that's all you can get. ever.
>>25559979
"here look at me eating something when i do a goofy face then i can just blame that if they say something that really hits". stop being a weak-ass person and just jump off a bridge already, we're all waiting
>>25560228
yes you are, but you also look dumber than i think you think you look. no fallback for you
>>25560304
solid 3/10
>>25560657
you suck dick for grades
>>25561303
you know you're pretty, but it's also the only thing you have judging by that photo. talentless hack.
>>25561335
being this try-hard you probably have insecurities, because you're nowhere near good-looking enough to be a model. just follow your inner voice and down too many xanax
>>25561978
>>25561986
solid 3/10
>>25564394
not you
>>25564894
eww
>>25564918
solid 3/10

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>>25558508
never been roasted before

>>25569161
Are you a tranny? Hard to tell with that aryan male jaw of yours.

You look like you don't have a soul.

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Have at it...

>>25561303
>>25561335
you look like a mexican Alison Brie - cutie

>>25561978
kek - nigger

>>25561986
you're cute. you look kind and sensitive.

>>25569161
cute white woman. you look like the type who would hide your large tits with loose-fitting clothing on your upper body

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It's raining, and I'm having a lazy day. What the heck.

>>25569706
Oh shit I think I went to high school with you. You were in Mrs. Pierces special ed class right?

>>25569706
i remember seeing you maybe a couple years ago and i thought you were cute as fuck.
i'll have to say that my opinion has not changed

>>25558508
When are you making more youtube videos?

>>25569632
You don't know what a roast is, do you?

>>25569706
Are you iamaqtpie's sister?

>>25569867
you talking about your mom's vag m8?

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>>25564394
post more

>>25558542
You only have 1 foot you stumpy bitch

>>25569706
You look like the kind of girl that would swallow a gallon of piss just for the attention it would give you.
>>25569161
You look like the type of person that would have anal on the first date because it's not "real sex".

>>25558508
i need to know who this girl is pls

>>25569161
Pretty hair, decent eyes, you look flat chested and slightly trappish in the face. Post picture in a lower cut outfit to give us more to work with.