Assumptions thread
faggot?
elliot roger, how about me?
>>25557267
blow up toys :D eat doritos n other cheesy snacks... emily
>>25557321
put away ur dick cunt
>>25557326
no u faggit!
>>25557322
Who is Emily?
>>25557326
You seem like a stand up dude that i'd get along with. Nice sense of style. I feel lile you might have a good taste in music. Maybe a bit shy?
>>25557267
You seem like someone thats still looking for his true passion in life. Quite young probably. Small circle of good friends.
>>25557267
Get beaten up in fight
>>25557321
Lonely
>>25557326
Junkie
>>25557487
You like wilderness and fishing
>>25557628
I love the wilderness but i cant stand fishing haha. A little too boring for me. I feel like you enjoy traveling. You prefer one on one talks over groups.
>>25557642
What about extreme sports then?
And yep spot on.
>>25557656
In general, a dull mundane individual. Practical to a fault, responsible, and wholly boring.
>>25557628
I'm not good with asians... Uhh... Artsy type, tries really hard to please everyone, can be really mean
>>25557487
Knows how to party, will fight for his friends, loyal as hell, not as smart as he thinks. Overconfident.
>>25557326
Dont really know what to think honestly. >>25557267
Thinks he understands everything, doesn't.
>>25557658
Sure! I really enjoy rock climbing and skydiving when i get the chance. How about yourself?
>>25557671
I don't party as mutch anymore due to being buisy with work. I do enjoy going out every once in a while though. I'll stand up for my friends for sure but most of them are mature enough not to get in to fights. Being smart is relative right? You seem like the kind of dude that has Some strong political opinions and views in life. You enjoy a good discussion.
>>25557689
Kind of broad, I'm not much of a follower though, pretty spot on. And yeah smart is relative. You're probably good at kinetic learning/activities. Working with your hands and such, mechanics.
>>25557656
You are beautiful.
>>25557326
Ignore him.
>>25557372
I still like this pattern you have going. Don't disappoint Anon
>>25557267
Still in HS, or freshman. Your complexion says you stay inside alot
>>25557321
Small
>>25557326
Soccer player? You play something
>>25557372
So small how can you pleasure anything
>>25557628
I love chinks ;) kik?
>>25557671
Passenger seat, are you just a passenger to life?
Insecure about beard
>>25557267
5.5 Got a fleshlight for Christmas >>25557321
4.33 Wears a watch in the shower
>>25557326
6.0 Robs his pill plugs to save money
>>25557372
8.5 Thunder thighs!
>>25557487
6.66 Exhibitionist
>>25557628
5.75 Stressed out and crys while driving
>>25557656
8.25 Double dips jelly into the margarine
>>25557671
7.75 Expert grill-master southern bbq >>25557912
5.5 Punk/grunge rock connesiour
>>25557671
successful, but lonely
>>25557912
thinks he's cool, isn't
>>25557984
enjoys hiking and cider
>>25558071
has done sexual stuff for money, but only a few friends know about it
>>25557984
>>25558102
Pretty much
>>25558102
Wasn't this just posted in a /b/ thread for girls who've licked the poster's nuts?
>>25558102
Daddy's girl that has never been told no for anything she has asked for
>>25558102
owns several dildos
>>25558168
great music taste and a beer expert
Assume?
>>25558404
you listen to metal and your super connectable to people one on one
>>25558399
you can cook well
>>25558387
you got sass but its defense mechanism
>>25558168
you think duchovney is a champ (amen)
>>25558102
your here for some gratuitous ego boosts for boredom because its nice to have apathetic praise. no judgement. oh and you work in retail
>>25558071
you study economics?
>>25557984
you used to blow shit up as a kid
>>25557326
Road man
>>25557487
Hard cunt
>>25557671
Messy
>>25557912
White is right
>>25558102
Black belt in anal. Has lots of thirsty sc friends
>>25558168
Nutter, my man
>>25558387
Teacher.
I don't come soc very often it's full of horny normies, you gonna fly country to orbit someone kek
>>25558510
likes music/
>>25557267
Disgusts people and knows it
>>25557321
Literal fag
>>25557487
Looks tough but isnt
>>25557628
Self concious of your ugliness
>>25557656
Thinks he's smarter than everyone else and pisses people off when he talks
>>25557671
A complete faggot. The instagram poser kind of retard
>>25557912
Closet homosexual
>>25557984
Midlife crysis
>>25558102
Im not like other girls XDDDD
>>25558168
Fuck off
>>25558387
Obnoxious cunt
>>25558399
Nigger
>>25558404
Im a le manly man and i APPRECIATE beer and good beards yes sir you are a fine gentleman, now fuck off you coping moron
>>25558451
Probably the only normal person in this thread
>>25558485
Absolutely nothing special about you, just another sheep
>>25558505
Likes to think he's tough shit but starts shaking and stuttering when something goes down
>>25558510
Trying to cope with your baldness by growing a beard, classic.
>>25558102
Edgy but pretty
>>25558168
Heroin addict
>>25558387
Beautiful eyes
>>25558399
Looks like Anthony Martial
>>25558404
I'd give you 2$ for beer
>>25558451
Self confident
>>25558485
Seems to nice guy
>>25558505
Angry asf
>>25558510
Spends a lot of time in basement
>>25558575
Wishes he had a bigger social life to make up for his looks.
>>25558577
Wishes he was being hit on by a pretty girl.
>>25558598
Wants more in his life.
>>25558601
Stay pissed you fat, babyfaced, sad sack of shit :)
>>25558387
Probably wouldn't give a rat ass about 5/10 and below males, ignores them for her own ego.
>>25558606
I don't mean to make up for your looks I mean to compliment your look.
But thanks a lot. Am on a diet leave me alone! and the babyface will be good for when am older!
>>25557671
You like/do a lot of the same things as hipsters, yet you dislike hipsters
>>25557912
PC gamer
>>25557984
Acts younger than he is
>>25558485
Kind of shy
>>25558665
Nice guy outside but can be abusive to partners indoors.
>>25558665
>>25558680
i've never seen two human beings look more perfect for each other.
>>25558680
Wants a boyfriend.
>>25558609
Well then pardon me for being a dick. Its in my nature.
When u wear bae's underwear as da scarf
>>25558865
Yeah its cool.
>>25558575
Tries way too hard
>>25557671
virgin
>>25557912
tries very hard with women so much that it doesn't end well
>>25557984
have a kid my age
>>25558102
major daddy issues
>>25558905
Is unsure of his future.
>>25558905
Haha everyone thinks I'm old as shit here. I'm 21 and I still get carded for vodka
>>25558905
Works out a lot, look tense
>>25558703
Reads fantasy
>>25558665
Not a vegan
>>25558641
Photoshopped Bieber?
>>25558598
Don't look healthy
>>25558680
>>25558703
I think its pretty obvious that you are ugly as sin, why are you even bothering
>>25558875
Seems tired with life
>>25558905
Responsible to a fault
>>25559250
The calm friend, very smart
>>25558102
Hopeless romantic, cries when watching romance movies.
>>25558485
Has spent 1/5th of his life in front of a computer.
>>25558575
>fite me irl I'll rek u m8
personality, uses hard drugs
>>25558641
Has a hard time with women despite doing everything right, has a temper.
>>25558905
Is the most normal person you will ever know. Predictable to a fault.
Accuracy
>>25558905
Not a virgin,
>>25558641
You're actually spot on on that. I cant stand people that do things I do because its supposed to be cool.
>>25558575
I dont even have an instagram, nor do I behave in that manner.
>>25558485
Correct, but easy to guess considering the state of my car.
>>25558102
Also correct.
>>25557984
I overspice my bbq, but thats the way I like it. Other people have week stomachs XD
>>25557689
Also accurate.
>>25557671
This is me, assume for assume!
>>25558485
Probably listens to shit like PUP
>>25557326
smells like swisher sweets and Old Spice. probably has weed connections. Buddhist beliefs, maybe?
>>25557487
you look like a guy that maybe knows some russian or can do a good accent
>>25557984
you look like a guy who's really into 34mm film and/or woodworking
>>25559250
you look like a guy who may or may not have done coke at some point but you hated it so you dont do it anymore
>>25559322
likes birds and goofy bands. studying or studied computer science but with an interest in music theory
>>25559866
Same, cant really see the face. Edgy I bet.
>>25559882
It's hard to tell without seeing your eyes.
Likely paranoid.
>>25559882
I do enjoy birds and good bands but no computer science or music theory in my life. More of a writer.
You seem to be the type of person who says "I hate everyone" but secretly likes most people
>>25559866
A bit pompous and super pushy about ideals
>>25560369
Glenn Beck fanatic
>>25558641
Bieber Fanatic
>>25558575
Gachimuchi fganatic
>>25560169
>A bit pompous and super pushy about ideals
Nahh I mean I get why you got that impression but I don't actually care what other people like. My assumption about the guy sounded a bit aggressive but I didn't mean it like that lol
I am a different person depending on my angles
>>25560575
Look like a cute submissive girl, definitely not single huh?
>>25560369
My uber driver from northeast Philadelphia
>>25559882
Finds comfort in the melodic essence of death metal
>>25559866
Shouldn't be afraid to take a pic without the phone in front of her face
>>25559322
Quality print button up collection
>>25559250
Would love to sit on ur face desu not much of an assumption more of a yes pls
>>25560589
>Shouldn't be afraid to take a pic without the phone in front of her face
Sorry, i don't like my face sometimes
>>25560604
But you're such a cutie aww c:
>>25560604
Oink oink
>>25560610
Thanks :)
>>25560619
I know
>>25560589
Very true I almost exclusively own button ups
>>25560575
Seems to be kind of sad, maybe gets misseen as bitchy but is just trying to figure out life
>>25560604
Something happened early on in life to cause extreme shyness, secretly loves attention
More of an observation but a total qt
>>25560686
Seems like kind of an ass
>>25560698
Ayyyyyy
>>25557671
Not true
>>25557984
Stressed yes, but cry while driving???
>>25558575
Not everyone needs to be pretty
>>25560698
I'm done
>>25560650
That is spot on omg
>>25560686
Talks mad shit
>>25560587
I like to be both dom and sub and def single
>>25558071
You just look like a genuinely nice person
>>25557984
You have sexually devious thoughts
>>25557656
Slightly autistic. You try really hard to be liked.
>>25560369
You're weird and people generally dislike you without giving you a chance. This makes you quite angry and bitter.
>>25560686
Probably a gentle lover.
>>25560604
Doesn't hold eye contact.
>>25559882
Starts and finishes with 2 fingers
>>25559322
You've walked in on a room mate fucking before.
>>25558905
Practiced the Pawn Stars pose with a fierce effort. I know a guy who knows about poses and he said you fucking nailed it champ.
>>25558598
You've seen/done some repulsive shit.
>>25560783
Pseudo-Chad
>>25560369
Nu-male
>>25558875
manly Joseph-Paul-Watson
>>25558703
You look like one Russian Talkshow moderator(forgot her name)
I'll just go ahead and do everyone I havent so far
>>25557267
Nihilist
>>25557321
Plays the drums
>>25557326
Has amazing music taste and is heartbroken from a girl like 10 years ago
>>25557487
Loyal
>>25557628
Trying to be responsible, needs a hug and to let loose
>>25557656
Owns filming equipment but never done anything with it
>>25557671
Knows a lot about health and science but not much about the arts
>>25557912
Gets beat up at the bar after inevitably shouting slurs
>>25557984
Total bro, would play games with
>>25558071
A single mother
>>25558102
Thinks she's different and unique for going to art school- but she's not TOO weird like those other art freaks
>>25558168
Needs to take a day to chill, nonstop making things for the past few years
>>25558387
Boring and uses looks to cover it up
>>25558399
Funny friend when comfortable
>>25558404
Embraces his lumberjack aesthetic but probably never used an ace
>>25558485
SADBOI
>>25558505
Angry that he's square
>>25558575
Starts shit but can never back it up
>>25558577
Knows he's pretty and pushed it so much that people don't care
>>25558598
Works retail
>>25560369
Militant atheist
>Tip
>>25560783
Thinks he's a genius for studying philosophy for a year, actually cool when not being stuck up
>>25558387
Works in a school? little bit snarky ( in a good way) somewhere between traditional and slightly risque.
>>25558399
friend.
>>25558404
slightly sad, music-phile, maybe has outdoor skills
>>25558451
likes sports, bro, probably a stand up guy if he's your friend but not terribly intellectual
>>25558485
screamo band
>>25558505
uhh, donno, looks slightly angry and white, probably okay once you get to know him
>>25558575
trying to get laid, probably succeeding, not smart
>>25558577
donno
>>25558598
computer guy, slightly sad, likes visual art
>>25558641
dirty, justin beiber
>>25558680
does not like herself, (cheer up!)
>>25558875
gay (not in a bad way)
>>25558905
Supreme Normie, smart and competent, awkwardly not that friendly
>>25559250
Reformed club kid, not crazy smart but resourceful, probably a pretty good friend, great person to go out with.
>>25559866
does not like her face (you look fine btw)
>>25559882
insecure metal kid (underaged)
>>25560369
plays video games
>>25560575
ho (sorry dear)
>>25560604
fucking cute as fuck! shy, smartish, mild social anxiety.
>>25560686
asshole
>>25560704
Illuminati snake person, possibly a robot
>>25560783
use to do drugs, irish ish? likes dude stuff.
>>25560832
>Pseudo-Chad
I have very recently embraced the Chad aesthetic, so this is more accurate than you even know.
>>25560847
>use to do drugs, irish ish?
Currently on a drug hiatus, so yep. And yeah, I'm half Irish. Pretty good analysis!
>>25560860
You despise the fact that you're aging.
>>25560847
You're intelligent and know it. A little arrogant and judgmental, but you try to be a good guy.
>>25560832
Incredibly pretentious. You lose your patience quickly.
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>>25560891
Lacks individual identity and matches on to whatever is 'cool'
>>25560860
Works in a practical field like mechanics or engineering or something
>>25560847
You're involved in sports clubs in your community
>>25560832
There's nothing in the bag
>>25560783
Listens to post rock
>>25560369
You'd rather have a filter coffee straight up than like a latte
>>25559882
Trying to be edgy but failing
>>25559866
Looks after dogs for other people
>>25559322
Listens to Gay Bar and unironically likes it
>>25559250
Gets mistaken for James Mcavoy
>>25560847
Rough teenage years, but keeping it together.
>>25560832
Chill.
>>25560783
Uses all-in-one body wash/shampoo.
>>25560575
Probably got some ok weed and a clothes pile that just ain't ready to be cleaned.
>>25558575
Mad at his dad but that shit ain't getting resolved.
>>25560903
On point.
>>25560885
You're not wrong.
>>25560903
looks like you're shooting for a 1950's sort of aesthetic, you look kinda cold, Nicole Richie
>>25560903
Would love to face fuck you
You enjoy being a sub?
>>25560847
>fucking cute as fuck! shy, smartish, mild social anxiety.
Thank you :') shy yes but my social anxiety is bad lol
>>25560903
Wasn't true to herself in high school, got out of her shell the older she got and her new found confidence makes her a bitch to others
>>25560860
Constantly talks about how nice guys finish last
>>25560832
You don't have the back of a head
>>25560783
Sometimes you like how much you take care of your looks. Other times you don't see the fucking point and feel vain.
>>25560604
Shouldn't be on this site
>>25560575
You just can't get why guys don't like you for your personality
>>25559866
Shy and loves to read. Seems timid until you piss her off. Then she's Wonder Woman.
>>25559322
The gay guy who won't stop hitting on the straight guys
>>25560998
>Shouldn't be on this site
I'm 18.
>>25560998
I've been called gay twice in this thread lmao, I don't know what it is I'm giving off but I am straight
>>25561014
I'm not being funny but you look like one of those overly flamboyant gay guys. Like it's not even subtle. Genuinely shocked you aren't gay.
>>25561014
I think it's the gesturing + facial expression + vaguely flora attire, not personal.
>>25561021
Nope, I'm actually more of a manly man, voice deeper than Morgan Freeman
>>25561022
Understandable, I was really comfy on a plane and memeing in the pic
>>25561014
It's the pose+shirt+ and only making assumptions to 3 guys.
Though I see now how that could have just been because that's all you wanted to do
>>25561005
Yeah and I have blue eyes
>>25561034
Is it attention whoreish to post more than one picture? Here's one where I may look less like a flamboyant and more like weeaboo trash
>>25561058
I don't care what anyone says that's one sick do
>>25561049
Lmao what the fuck
But yeah i have a baby face so I can't blame you
>>25561058
No. Not at all
>>25560998
you're pretty, but you also look you have a slightly hard judgemental edge.
>>25561058
super hero/disco cowboy. Should compliment with tuxedo circa 1970.
>>25561079
I do but, it doesn't change that I still respect people. I treat everyone the same unless they give me reason not to
>>25560998
I'm happy to see you posting again. Post more often pls. :)
>>25561116
Likes being titty fucked
>>25561087
I don't see anything wrong with that, just one of those things where if someone didn't know you they might not read you as warm initially, while also being aware that you're attractive.
>>25561124
I can't unsee that...
also, passive aggressive.
>>25561139
That's fine. friends matter more in quality than quantity.
>>25561191
I actually am hugely against porn.
>>25557267
Probably just me but you look like a young Tobias Menzies
>>25561194
what do you think about girls showing their bodies? would you be afraid of doing that (even without showing your face)?
>>25561191
IRA/gangster, possibly racist (or maybe totally normal) cannot tell if your squinting from flash or on drugs.
>>25561191
Wtf, how did you know
>>25558168
>>25558575
hahaha yess
>>25558577
Not a fan of opiates.
>>25558168
Dead on.
>>25561208
Im not a fan of it.
>>25562030
It would be amazing to see your sexy side.
roast my fat ass
>>25562052
My sexy side is reserved for in person.
Iv never been a fan of displaying that to the public. Feels cheap.
>>25562065
I think you'd be really attractive if you lost weight
>>25562065
I like your music
>>25562156
>tfw i got this exact same response last time
t-thanks
Bitch face. I know.
>>25557628
Picky eater
>>25557671
Possibly gay.
>>25557912
You make moonshine under your bed.
>>25558071
Basic.
>>25562172
Kek. This was right-side up when I took it.
>>25562161
It's not an insult lol. Out of all fat guys to be compared to, this is pretty good.
>>25558399
Nigger
>>25560998
V pretty head strong takes pictures of things other than ur face. Also in reply to your comment- I dress like a hooked but uphold v high standards but only attract fuck bois cause of how I dress. I'm waiting for the person who can look past my booty shorts and talk bell hooks or Gloria anzaldua with me
>>25560903
Geared towards social justice but doesn't agree with BLM cause u like to wear hoop earrings on the low
>>25560891
Will be cuter as you get older
>>25560860
Needs a stronger sense of self
>>25560847
Has a very humble cute smile but doesn't smile a lot in pics regardless
>>25560832
This was the fifth shot taken to get the pic
>>25560783
You think of yourself as a lot more attractive than u actually are and u don't like stuck up snarky bitches but u r one with urself and this has been a driving source of conflict for u
I wanna see what 4chan has to say about me
>>25562265
I'm trying to find people to let me photograph them. I'm my only willing person haha
There's a way to dress sexy and still look classy. Sadly most men can't see past booty shorts.
>>25562291
You play soccer and wipe back to front.
>>25562052
pay a hoe>>25562068
>>25559250
Really? Why would you say I don't look healthy?
>>25560847
Spot on friend.
>>25562291
Drives dad's Audi
Assume my boys
>>25558905
has contemplated committing a mass shooting
>>25559250
smokes weed on a daily basis
>>25559322
libertarian
>>25560860
homosexual
>>25560903
troubled past
>>25562219
white elliot rodger
>>25563322
Not that guy, but just want to say you look perfectly healthy. Not sure what he's on about.
>>25563340
I assume you have crippling depression that you hide with memes and you like to put things in your bottom but you could never go full fat with a guy.
Also you once told a girl you loved her in the first fuck
>>25563381
>implying I'm that degenerate
>>25563340
attractive and friendly, but with inner turmoil
>>25563405
You're on 4chan...it's an educated guess.
>>25563670
you regularly fuck peoples moms on xbox live
>>25563820
What's wrong with your left knee?
>>25563855
weird angle
>>25563858
Whatever you say, you freaky kneed motherfucker
>>25563377
Hey thanks, I think so too.
I am too poor a judge of character to assume anything. I think you're all very nice, but that's because I'm naive.
You know what they say about assumptions...
>>25563820
Gay or bisexual, visits 8ch/cuteboys.
>>25563670
Unable to determine gender. Smokes weed.
>>25563340
Likes AI, judao-buddhism, hoodies, and mass surveillance.
>>25562291
Good fashion sense.
>>25562219
Takes great pride in his hair.
>>25558575
Likes to show off his muscles
>>25562219
Possibly bi
>>25564011
Hardcore gamer
>>25564112
Wtf is wrong with you?
>>25560783
Has at least two roommates. Frequents /fa/ don't dispute that one
>>25560832
One or both of your parents were of Irish stock. You don't like your legs
>>25560847
Asian but perhaps of Hawaiian stock as well. In a perfect world you have a voice like Israel Kamakawiwoʻole
>>25560860
Deadhead, definitely grounded with a career and maybe a wife and dog and that
>>25560891
Filipino. You prefer your father over your mother. You don't value decor yet
>>25560903
You are in attendance at all the shows aren't you, sister? Or maybe just the big name ones. You've got brothers
>>25560998
Plaudits in secondary education. Maybe high middling in university (bet it's not one to shake a stick at either). I can't look past my newfound love and assume more
>>25561058
Beerpong legend some places, blacklisted hothead others
>>25561116
Basura
>>25561191
This guy gets fucked up. Remember that time Alex came through and everyone was there? Me too
>>25562065
"Ah, chicaboog noon-eeg, Solo."
>>25562156
Only wears Jordans, don't lie
>>25562172
Pacific Islander. Small of stature. Goes by a nickname, abbreviation of her forename. Not happy with her hair right now
>>25562219
You make me wish I believed in reptilians. You live with mom and dad, don't you?
>>25562291
Vote for Pedro
>>25563340
You're almost graduated collegian now, aren't you? I could see you being turned down from the draft because of some malformation in/on your body. You'll make a fine cop :)
>>25563670
Highschool
>>25563742
Above: Not many friends besides him, and mainly for lack of trying. Just generally slothful.
Below: If he had to pick, it would be New Testament over the Old...Yuck!
>>25563820
Regular on /fa/. Was kneecapped years ago by the Irish Republican Army
>>25564002
Swim team
>>25564011
Surprisingly well-endowed
>>25564106
You can rely on the old man's money
>>25558168
WHY I AM SO BALD
>>25562219
Boooooiiiiii give me your skin care routine
>>25562291
Rich
>>25563670
Annoying immature emo gamer
>>25563820
Underage, shy guy who stares at girls and watches anime
>>25564002
Fuckboy x American Psycho
>>25564011
Dead inside
>>25564106
Underage insecure
>>25564635
Right-wing and smokes weed
>>25564635
>swim team
Fucking spot on.
>>25558102
Melisandre from Game of Thrones
>>25557326
Player, addict.
>>25557487
Tough, but scared to get hurt.
>>25557628
My husband leaves me alone all the time
>>25557656
The behavior of Walter White Jr - Breaking bad. Not that you are disabled though
>>25557671
I have a busy job and i still party sometimes
>>25557984
Friendly father with a 5 yr old child
>>25558071
Enough partying and one night stands. Time to find a man but too picky
>>25558102
Only likes compliments from good looking men. All others are creeps. I have someone who pays all my bills though.
>>25558168
Crazy passionate about music. Always underachieving
>>25558387
I am too busy with chads. I still teach kids though
>>25558404
Truck driver
>>25558598
Confused about ones sexuality
>>25558665
Hard working boring man
>>25558680
That one chick who creates drama by talking shit behind peoples' back
>>25558905
Some form of a sports trainer
>>25559250
DJ
>>25559866
Wants to be popular but too scared to even show face
>>25560369
Life is all about physics, chemistry, mathematics...
>>25560575
Instagram attention seeker
>>25560783
Let's do this gig first bruh then we will do the bigger ones
bump. Now there's two of these threads :(
>>25564106
Yes i do
>>25557267
Moderate confidence, occasionally worried about skin appearance (Drink more water and wash your face dude) despite having a decently attractive face.