Why haven't I gotten laid in 5 months wtf

>>25538017
Cut the hair and shave and get somewhat /fit/

>>25538017
I can see why.

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>>25538017
Try 19 years faggot stfu

>>25538017
>5 months
it's probably your haircut
>>25538068
also your haircut

but at least it's not 27 fucking years like me.

>>25538017
It's definitely the haircut. Blonde doesn't work for you. Colour it, style it. Trim your beard, especially on your cheeks; it looks patchy. Do something with your eyebrows. Exfoliate more.

>>25538148
even if he just got a haircut that didn't look like total shit he could get a qt gf. i've seen guys about like him with haircuts that worked for them with some turbo qts

>>25538017
Hang in there. Been a solid 2 months for me.

its been like 2 years for me now feelsbadman.jpg

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2 years for me

>>25538838
Shave your face and get fit

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fuck all you crybabies, if you're not a 19 y/o khhv i don't wanna hear you complain. ill pound your faggot face into oblivion cunt ffs, cheer up sex haver, or else you might be my first fuck, by witch i mean i'll violently rape u jeffery dahmer style suwooo

>>25538866
post a timestamp, troll

>>25538866
This is coming from the guy who's crying in another thread about being insecure of your looks and asking people to tell you that you aren't disgusting.

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>>25538920
im very insecure but ill still violently rape u a la jeff dahmer

>>25538927
So don't say "fuck all you crybabies" if you're being a crybaby in another thread lol.

>>25538931
i have a reason bacause im khhv, these faggots have already had sex and their acting upset cause it's been a couple months or years, complete tools, also how should i prepare your corpse to eat it after i rape you, kinda in the style of jeffery dahmer

>>25538940
medium rare?

>>25538017
Not since the election. Some people get triggered way too easy.

>>25538017
you're literally standing in the sun. How fucking pussy can you be? God, next you'll say you have emotions

>>25538017
Definitely get a haircut. Consider dying it to match your facial hair, which doesn't look too bad tbqh. Might try shaving your head. Don't worry it'll grow back fast

Because you're sideways. People might find that intimidating.

>>25539586
Try being upright.

>>25538017
because you're on 4Chan asking why you haven't got laid in 5 months.

>>25538017
I wouldn't give a fuck if I got laid or not. Usually sex is followed up by some crazy as drama or more crazy ass women. Not really worth the effort. Not getting PAID, that is a problem. Do some yoga or some zen bullshit to calm your tits.

>>25538017
Because you didn't make bail?

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Beata

>>25538017
I feel you on that.

No bites on dating apps either after a month of trying.

>>25538017
Maybe you just haven't tried. I decided celibate almost 6 years ago. But I think it's time to go back to men. You only have to smile and let the wind blow.

>>25538017
Fuck off man... Im 25 and never could get laid one time. It pisses me off that people who can get laid try and fish for compliments while many guys can't get laid at all... it insults me and makes me feel more shitty

>>25543113
Agreed.

>>25538017
Uncle Larry has been deployed for five months already?

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Just turned 25 and I have never gotten any. Sure I have met a number of girls that were hot, but have no idea how to be attractive to women socially or physically.

It's been almost twenty four hours since I got laid.
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