Assumptions thread

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>>25535844
Literally charles manson, figuratively charles manson, actually charles manson, figuratively leonardo da vinci, figuratively charles manson, figuratively a nigger. Do us all a favor and buy yourself a bullet, you fuck.

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>>25535860
You look like you joke about depression but actually have it
>>25535844
You intentionally look like a twat

>>25535844
was once homeless

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>>25535860
That hoodie is actual trash, looks like you watch FilthyFrank and iDubbbz everyday and have Pink season on repeat, you like guro and fall in love with stupid dudes who think their memes are hot shit, but also, you're lowkey cute, you just need to get out of that stupid hoodie :)

>>25535844
Communist manifesto, charles manson, edgar allen poe

>>25535925
>:)
You know shes mad

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>>25535844
anarchist, enjoys camping

>>25535860
mildly depressed

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>>25535844
People think you're older than you are. Has thought of killing someone at some point
>>25535925
Very Christian family, your name is probably David
>>25535889
..Zero?
But really, you have trouble finding friends who listen to the same music as you
>>25535860
From the midwest. You often refer to yourself as 'scum' and talk about suicide but ironically

>>25535953
You're not the only person that has told me I look like Zero, but I hate Smash lol

I do have trouble finding friends that share music with me :(

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>>25535925
you're actually unironically god and you created us and the universe

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>>25535993
wow shit picture

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>>25535844
Look's creepy, but is actually a nice guy

>>25535860
Stuck up, cute though, out of my league (assuming you even like girls, which I'm guessing you don't)

>>25536051
Was a theatre kid in high school
>>25535950
Pudgy in elementary-early middle school but thinned out over time

>>25535860
Can't afford ramen noodles or anything else for that matter. Ate crayons when she was younger.

>>25535889
Boring, generic nu male. Hangs out with gamers, everyone in the group hates him and sees him as a fat fuck third wheel.

>>25535925
Not you mate

>>25535950
Likes fishing. Caught a shark last weekend with his bare hands and proceeded to make out with it.

>>25535953
Sharp looking mothefucker. Would insult you but you look the most put together in the whole thread. Well done mate.

>>25535993
Likes wearing cheap clothing he either bought in goodwill or stole from his friends closet. Wears friendship bracelets and calls himself a true friend all the mean while cursing your existence behind your back. Die, motherfukcer.
>>25536051
Cartoonist. Likes drawing and is quite creative. Has considered acting at some point in her life.

>>25536235
Lol wrong motherfucker i have no friends lmao

>>25535953
N-Noah?

>>25536616
Here for the occassional assume thread. Who is this?

>>25536635
I sent you a snap~

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>>25535993
Somebody hurt you

>>25536051
You try not to let people hurt you

>>25535889
You're a fun person to be around, but aren't very lucky with the ladies. You continue to be a good person though.

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>>25535844
you look lie a cool guy desu
>>25535889
somewhat dorky but probably nice
>>25535925
he really creeps me out for some reason
>>25535950
you look like a mean inconsiderate college student(not saying that you are)
>>25535953
you llok like a confident person
>>25535993
you're very good looking, probably get lots of girls

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>>25535860
Aside from being cute.
I'd guess you're self somewhat self-conscious, have a self deprecating sense of humor, and have probably attempting suicide.
>>25535889
You are a very jokey person. You either are gay, or people tend to think you are.
>>25535950
You try to use fashion (beyond just clothes at that) to give yourself an identify, which you yourself find lacking in your own self image.
>>25535953
Probably happy and have a relatively normal life, but there's 1 or 2 major incidents in your life that still cause you strife in the late hours of the night.
>>25535993
You wish you had more money, and wish you knew what you wanted to do with your life.
>>25536051
You probably had a tough childhood and didn't quite fit in. You find it tough to connect with most people and their concerns.
You probably don't have a best friend.
>>25536721
Your parents shaped your life a lot, and you respect them immensely. You're very dedicated.
>>25536780
You find that people either like you a lot, or hate you, and very rarely do people have a neutral opinion of you.
>>25536895
I honestly can't guess.
I don't think you could look more neutral or like a stock photo if you tried.

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>>25535844
actually thought this was you lol

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>>25537120
Probbaly post on /mu/ and complain about people wearing joy division shirts
>>25536895
youre highly insecure and makes me think your kind of a fuck boi
>>25536721
you seem like a very quiet and reserved person
>>25535953
looks like a chad but cant get women
>>25535860
Probbaly runs a shitposting account for facebook and has many beta orbiters

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>>25535844
You look like my weed dealer, so I'm going to guess you sell drugs.

>>25535860
You don't actually like Ramen but you wear the hoodie ironically. You took a giant shit after taking this photo.

>>25535889
You secretly want to be a small Asian girl.

>>25535925
Mormon

>>25535950
The picture you take are close to your heart. Also you have a great jawline and I am envious of that fact.

>>25535953
Your work in the mall at an Abercrombie & Fitch that is doing it's best to stay in business.

>>25535993
You love wolves and don't give a shit about not wearing white after Labor Day.

>>25536051
Junior reporter in a torrid affair with a mayor in order to get the scoop of the century.

>>25536721
Dishonored your family when you continued to wear a man bun long after the trend died.

>>25536780
That is the face you make when shitting/climaxing/both.

>>25536895
Had plastic surgeries to look like a cross between Jimmy Fallon and The Bazinga guy.

>>25537120
You like to party hard but after 10 pm you have to use the headphones or your mom will wake up and nag you something fierce.

>>25537352
Probably would be a great guy if you weren't so fucking crazy.

>>25537375
Your one of the milk people Trump was talking about.

>>25537384
You save a lot of time not having to style your hair in the morning by clumping on some style gel before bed and going with whatever it looks like when you wake up.

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im so ugly but that's okay cuz so are you

>>25537489
Show ass!

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>>25537489
used to be more chubby
>>25537429
all I can say is prob USA
>>25537384
quirky, used to skate or skates
>>25537375
queer music guy
>>25537120
gamer

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these never last very long

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make your assumptions

>>25537621
american trashy lady
>>25537570
spanish or latino heritage or middle eastern

>>25535844
Good guy, always brings beer.
>>25535860
Probably in a art collage
>>25535889
Owns a body pillow
>>25535925
Literally the best food reviewer
>>25535950
Is dead inside
>>25535953
Prefers bikes over cars
>>25535993
Either works behind a bar or is unemployed
>>25536051
Enjoys torturing sims a little bit too much
>>25536721
At home you're probably a massive slob and haven't cleaned your floor in months
>>25536780
Goes hiking
>>25537120
Probably wears drag

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>>25537621
You could have grown up in a conservative household.

>>25537570
Not sure why but I have a feeling you're into Japan.

>>25537536
You may enjoy self-deprecating humor.

>>25537429
You enjoy compliments more than you let on?

>>25535844
Spawn of Manson

>>25535844
Yer a wizard harry

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>>25535925
You look like you're running on empty

>>25535950
Very quiet

>>25536051
Likes music like Alt-J

>>25536780
Meme aficionado

>>25537536
Naturally funny

>>25535889
A bisexual nerd

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>>25537536
Portland area standup comedian

>>25537570
drag queen

>>25538383

Very depressed. Possible Aspergers

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Gonna rate from PC

>>25538406
here,

>>25538383
plays LoL
>>25538045
enjoys board games and/or is a "nice guy"
>>25537853
0 matches
>>25537820
works in IT and/or enjoys weed
>>25537621
Party all night long
>>25537570
Probably owns a skateboard
>>25537536
probably a funny dude
>>25537429
went to college
>>25537384
hair dresser or tattoo artist
>>25537375
trying to fit in or pretty juvenille
>>25537120
EDM and shrooms
>>25535993
homo (sorry bro)

>>25538445
>0 matches

I don't think you're one to talk bro lol

>>25538455
>implying I'd use a pic like that for tinder
>implying need tinder to get laid

>>25538045
So you saw me?? (comedian)

>>25538383
d-dyrus?

>>25535844
Gimli son of Gloin???

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O K

>>25540972
You look like a mail order bride

>>25540923
>>25540972
If you want people to have assumptions made the chances of that are higher if you give out assumptions yourself.

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Bonus points for assuming my age, genuinely curious

>>25540972
Shy, works for a caterer or at a nicer restaurant. Wouldn't date someone much older than her, but should.

Am I close?

>>25538445
Neither actually haha

>>25535925
reviews fast food on the internet in a report style fashion

>>25541046
22...and sorry but your look is kinda trashy. maybe shave mustache

Page 9 bump

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>>25535860
Enjoys things guys mostly enjoy, so is hit on constantly.
>>25535950
Is either into outdoors/hunting or is a sociopath. Or both.
>>25535993
Annoying as fuck but surprisingly helpful.
>>25536051
Full nine yards SJW, violent. Active and action oriented.
>>25536780
Slightly disjointed, friendly but only on a superficial level. Lives life hedonistically.
>>25536895
Prideful but stupid. You think you are great because of who you are, not because of what you've done.
>>25537375
Complete arrogant asshole. But you have a skill that gives you the confidence to be one.
>>25537536
SJW hipster type. You like to make politically charged jokes you get from MSM.
>>25537570
Not very confident. You view the world as mind>body, however if you put more value in your body you would enjoy life more.
>>25537820
Down to earth. You see the best in people, but you don't go out of your way to interact with anyone. You are probably studying something.
>>25537853
Pretty average, but self aware. A good friend.
>>25538383
Given up on yourself, so you are throwing lines out arbitrarily as your mood dictates to see if anyone will pull you up. Whether they do or don't, you view it as a pointless venture because you gain nothing from it in the end.
>>25538990
Frat boy who thinks too highly of himself.
>>25541046
22. Annoying hipster.


This is probably projection.

>>25543708
spot fucking on

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>>25543708
not wrong (sjw), but what is msm?
you seem smart but no sense of humour

>>25544232
I've never encountered the acronym before but my best guess is 'main stream media'.

>>25535844
Rudy Ratzinger

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>>25541046
Skateboards and likes goth girls. 20-23 years old?

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A picture from when I didn't sleep the night.

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>>25544930
you remind me of Cerebral Bore's signer. Cool shirt, good taste.

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>>25545164
Likes nike clothes
>>25544232
Got not much hair

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hit me

>>25545287
k
https://youtu.be/wKbU8B-QVZk

>>25536780
I am a college student, I try not to be inconsiderate but I guess I can't judge that myself
>>25537120
not really
>>25537429
thanks anon!
>>25537751
I don't feel dead inside but I look that way in most selfies
>>25537853
nah, I used to be though
>>25543708
I'm definitely into outdoors but I don't think I'm a sociopath

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Something something metal...something something edgy.

Or something.

>>25545384
I didn't know you were featured in an Mega CD game

>>25545287
>>25535844
a fun peson to hang around
wouldenjoyabeerwith/10

>>25535860
basic social-media-obsessed sloot. /wouldnotbeerwith

>>25538990
probably drunk on his 3rd or 4rth beer and starts doing embarassing shit. /wouldnotbeerwith

>>25537536
looks chill but would probably order some hipstery-ass beer brand. /wouldbeerwith anyway

>>25536721
fun to hang around. has lots of fun/interesting stories to tell. /wouldsakewith

>>25545391
I'm so edgy my face is just made up of pixels with sharp corners.

>>25545429
that's why I've never seen a Japanese porn movie where the girl actually likes it.

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>>25535844
I love these threads

>>25535860
hipster with an aesthetic blog. has clothing with dat boi on it, or some sort of vaporwave phone wallpaper

>>25535953
rly wants to be a chad. works in marketing/sales

>>25536721
you're an american expat living in japan, and you probably like japan more than your parents did. ohayo gozaimasu.

>>25537429
blurry rachel ray in action!!

>>25537489
dam gurl those thighs are thicccc. you probably go camping alot

>>25537536
great DM for DnD

>>25537570
you work at a music store

>>25538383
needs a hug

>>25538406
you've written 5 self-help books

>>25541046
24?

>>25543708
Architect Major living in the DC area

>>25545483
More pretty than she thinks, too stiff

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>>25545483 a
>>25545384 awesome beard.
>>25545287 drinks too much but is cool to hang out with
>>25545233 you look like a very decent and funny person.Would definitely party with.You haver a really positive vibe.
>>25545164 goes jogging often
>>25544930 listens to a lot of good music
>>25545483 is a little stiff

>>25545813
You look like the kind of person I wouldn't hang out with but I'm probably hanging out with the wrong crowd

>>25545822
maybe you should try something different for a change.

>>25545845
I was seriously thinking about doing that, I told my friends to fuck off

>>25545853
good thats the first step

>>25545813
>listens to a lot of good music

Well you are right about that lol German metal is the best.

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>>25545864
gotta get out of this place filled with depressed drug addicts on meth tabs
>>25545880
german metal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGqYkVKN4pc

>>25545893

Beautiful

>>25545893
Douche pig grunts. Terrible style of metal. Try Nile or Disma... Or Death... Or Immolation.

>>25546041
I was joking there, I like thrash metal more :)

>>25546041
Like I don't know these bands.
>>25546050
I've played thrash metal for years and there's some much you can do with minor pentatonics and minor blues scale.

>>25535860
Your Tinder bio only has your instagram and your snapchat in it, then you say shit like, "it's creepy when people randomly add me"

>>25537429
"I'm shy at first but once you get to know me I'm a handfull!"

>>25537489
You go on "hikes" aka you walk down the street and consider it a hike.

>>25544930
You think "aww" is a justified way to reply to a text message.

>>25545483
You leave yelp reviews everywhere you go, and most of them are angry.

>>25545384
You were the kid in elementary school that most of the other kids didn't like

>>25545287
"ahaha yeah dude it was suuuuch an acid trip"
>has never taken acid or injected weedz

>>25538406
You drink milks with your dinners, but don't drink the entire glass - then you pour it down the drain without a second thought - you also eat out of the pan when you cook.

>>25538383
You post on /soc/ all day with no results :^)

>>25537375
Fedoras are awesome!

>>25535860
you look like my mom
sensitive
trying to fit in
delicate
kind

>>25535993
Gay
descendant of Rome
Rich
Says "Slay bitch"

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>>25535860
Not sure if depressed or just hungry
>>25535889
Trying to fit in with the current photographical norms
>>25535925
tries too hard to get our a decent smile but ends up being awkward in the end
>>25535950
Hiker who's role model is bear grylls and always manages to
>>25535953
The guy who serves your table at the restaurant
>>25535993
The dog on your phone case stands out more than you
>>25536051
plays an instrument in the school orchestra
>>25536721
When you get shit on by life, you don't flinch
>>25536780
You've seen something you're not sure if you should be weirded out or slightly aroused
>>25536895
The face you'll have when you lack all sort of emotions
>>25537120
The one who burns downs his victims house, and forgets to leave it himself
>>25537384
Murdered scooby doo and lives out the rest of his life in his moms basement
>>25537429
Wants to cut herself so badly she can't even hold the camera still when taking a photo
>>25537489
the size of your ass cheeks matches the size with your face cheeks.
>>25537536
That one friend who's always high
>>25537570
Tries to become an artist but haven't accepted that reality is a bitch yet
>>25537621

I'm a huge nerd ;)

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>>25535860
Pretentious
>>25535950
Likes drive
>>25535953
Realtor
>>25535993
Lives in Washington
>>25536051
Likes vampire books

>>25546288
>has never taken acid or injected weedz
correct
>"ahaha yeah dude it was suuuuch an acid trip"
nupe

>>25545813
probably the opposite of that

Unsure if it's a good thing if I tend to get skipped.

>>25546437
Knows about nature, goes camping/hunting

>>25546407
Agnostic is my instinct

>>25546055
Studies film

>>25545813
I'm aware it's odd but are you into archery or horseback riding?

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Please save me from my hell. Please come rescue the lonely, sad starboy

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>>25546831
Seriously, I will fucking leave with anyone that shows up at my door.

There is one condition though. When I get in the car, as we pull away you need to play "A real human being."

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Do yer worst

>>25546864
nature already did

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Haven't posted in one of these since soc first came around.

>>25535844
Matt?
If so, you're very short.

>>25547034
Clever, you're not wrong either

>>25546824
holy shit yes,horse back riding.Ive done a little archery as well

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>>25546407
fuckboy
>>25546437
fun guy to have around, always helpful
>>25546864
used to do cheap drugs, hangs out with bad company, but has no other friends
>>25547062
takes a lot of guys home from bars

>>25548035
I haven't talked or seen you in forever. How's life going for you?
>We met on another thread months ago; talked on kik for a bit seemed thrilling and interesting

>>25548039
I don't really remember you haha, I met a lot of people on kik back then. I'm fine though, thanks

>>25548040
Hah not a problem understand! Think was body/boobs thread or something, otherwise good to hear doing well. You still be on?

>>25548044
oh so you're one of those who got to see more of me haha
no, I don't use kik anymore

>>25548045
Lol!! You know you liked showing off ;) Yes and gladly happy with your cute ass. And gotcha!

>>25548054
haha this is embarrassing, I don't remember how much you saw

>>25548059
Lmao. Don't feel that way at all! You're beautiful and fun to talk with. But have seen you which pleased me enough if curious.

>>25548062
well yeah I know that I like showing off, you're right haha, I wouldn't even be mad if you had saved any pics of me and posted them somewhere haha

>>25548075
Haha good to see you still have your confidence! and maybe lol that's only for me and you to know about it ;) otherwise could use some new ones if want to show off more lol?

>>25548086
no really haha, if you still have anything, share it, I'm intrigued

>>25548090
I do but not sharing on here, sorry gorgeous. Get back on kik and talk more with me if interested!
>It was a boob thread

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>>25548093
share it here, let everyone enjoy haha, I insist
I don't even have kik anymore though, so no new ones, only simple ones haha

>>25548098
Jesus you get more gorgeous <3 and let me try finding it lol i know have a few of you though, them nice tits too

>>25548107
haha thanks
there's something about this I can't explain, feels exciting when I see people sharing me

>>25548109
Makes perfect sense to me lol. You definitely are that type! Should feel proud of yourself the way they're thinking.
>Your tits need to be sucked on all over lol

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It's me Frank...

....

Skype - 'wheelzism'

>>25548116
haha they really do...
did you find the pictures?

>>25548118
Well how about let me use you instead? ;) and yes lol but said earlier not on this thread..

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Peter Schilling Major Tom :D

Can we talk? Skype:' wheelzism'

>>25548131
maybe I would, haha...
that's not fun then, I don't know where else you could post. at least post your fav here haha

>>25548135
Haha you'd love letting me have my ways with you, ik ;) and just don't want to go off topic otherwise would lol. How about get back on kik for a bit or throwaway? Will post mine.

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>>25548135
Hey can we talk on Skype? 'wheelzism'

Talk later :D
Also Atomic Blonde was amazing (pacing issues, 7/10)

>>25548140
it's not offtopic if it's just one picture haha
and I don't use any of those anymore, I dropped that stuff some time ago now

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>>25548140
can we talk?

>>25548147
Lol ;) no worries! I've came to them a few times at least by now..

>>25548149
Have a kik?

>>25548157
no, Skype only. You have?

Skype 'wheelzism'

>>25548035
Pretty accurate, except I don't like cheap drugs

>>25548035
That's technically impossible though! One cannot be a fuckboy and a virgin at the same time.

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