ITT Chat/Discussions general Mid-Summer Chat Thread: I AM THE

Senpaitachi and senpais hold down the thread for a few hours I'm heading out.

Only have a few (you)s to really post since I posted most of them in the last thread

>>25513454
>mission unfappable
Its probably because your a pastanigger and not a christ white. Most I can ever do is like 1-2 days of no fap. Idk how pastors even deal with giving it all up*

>sporty cause it is
Lol I think I got mad about that too when they were released those years ago. If anything they usually throw that "sport tuned suspension" meme I know toyota says that alot, but I honestly think those spoked wheels are what makes it sporty in their eyes.
I just want some simple ass alloy wheels with nothing fancy about it, worst part is they sell these cars with meme 22" wheels and then throw low profile tires on them. Why are they selling cars pre-riced now?

>what was it over
I probably should have added that part since I know what sorta happened. It was one of those situations where your manager walks up to you and asks where your coworker is since its his shift. Said friend has always had a big mouth, and said something like "said he called out but he usual does
that to go drinking". Can't remember what his coworker was actually doing but he basically snitch by accident then the dude found out and try to fight said friend after he got fired since he was always calling out. And kek the guy who tried to fight him was some chicono dude but they were both mexi tho my friend looks nothing of the sort

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>>25515258
Man and speaking of low energy, did you see this vid of trump's spoke man Anthony Scaramucci speaking to BBC?
I'd unironically would have voted for this guy to be president, dude gives no shits and makes me feel like I'm watching Casino or some Robert De Niro kino
>those hand gestures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqa4kykOsEk

>>25513647
>>25513711
How far are you in the bitcher 3 now, looks like your just rushing thru but I can't tell
also whats with your fasination on strumpets? Clearly you didn't smash all the honeys in the previous games

>>25515246
Spending time making that image.

I have a beautiful penis :)

Brit has job interview
Brit is concern

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>>25514958
damn I didn't know draw was this thicc

>>25515769
Bow job

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>>25516015
thk u

>>25516087
Yw

So fucking dense.

I'm in love with you, make a fucking guess what i meant by that. You're cute. Sorry, I forgot to quote. Again.

>>25516808
If your not going to bother explaining the situation or whatever take your shit to those retarded secret threads

>>25517322
I'll take it anywhere I foken want

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>>25515246
>using my macro
:'^)c
s-senpai...
*boner erect*

Just gonna put it out there that I haven't posted in about a week, since I'm adjusting to my new job. Haven't had the energy to provide the most useless shitposts a man can muster, but I pomrise I will soon. I miss yall but I gotta rest my bones and make sure I don't starve and also stay sane. I'm down to my last 2 dollars for the next 3 days so I gotta hold out till I get my first paycheck. Hope all is well with yall beauteous faces. Sleep snug, senpaitachi. <333

>>25515769
Brit must not concern
Brit is well endowed aka T H I C C
Brit will get a decent job

or all dem bosses gon get a DRY SLAP

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>>25518661
>Brit must not concern
OTL
Thank you senfam
>thicc
have you been looking at my website again?
(thiccwhiteboysintogettingmoneyfordoingnothingbutbeingthicc (dot) cum )
>decent
Your kind words warm my (insert organ)
>dry slap
best waifu ever
>>25518645
>new job.
eyy
how's it going? You fitting in alright?
Tell us all.
>>25518645
>Sleep snug,
you too you glorious curry

Good night thread. Deleting 4chan today.

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>>25520323
>Deleting 4chan today.
If you make it, come back and tell us how.

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>>25516808
Love isn't taught properly to young men. This is the most tragic part of child rearing, and a VERY unfortunate consequence of single motherhood being the "new norm". Pull up a chair and read this; it's the most important concept you'll ever learn.

You ready?

Love is a diametrically opposed concept between the sexes. How so? Simple. Men --adore-- women. Women --admire-- men. That means when a women thinks or says she loves a man, she really means "admire". When a man thinks or says he loves a woman, he really means "adore".

Adoration (men) is a concept nearing that of worship, irrespective of faults.

Admiration (women) is a concept of respecting someone/something due to a perceivable worthiness.

This means that a man can "fall" for a chick, dismissing all her faults. He doesn't see fault (song: "When A Man Loves A Woman"). A woman, on the other hand, must search/seek for a quality that she deems "worthy" of admiration. Sometimes, this doesn't happen right away. Sometimes they can be wooed more swiftly, and yes, height and a strong jaw line help expedite this process, but that once again reflects just how shallow most/all women are.

The cunt in this article is a prime example. The moment you realize that most women are nothing more than overgrown children, and you start treating them as such, the dynamics of your interactions with them will change suddenly and drastically.

Yes; even with your own mother.

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>>25520433
and another piece of trash post to add to our collection

thanks for contributing anon

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>>25520554
>t. BTFO roastie
I don't see you giving advice, as far as I know I am the only contributing post kek.

>>25520433
The moment you realize that most men are nothing more than overgrown children, and you start treating them as such, the dynamics of your interactions with them will change suddenly and drastically.

Yes; even with your own father.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t99r8JSdI7s

>>25520601
>post kek
In a world ravaged by the powers of kek, a hero rises to the top to lead the few remaining faggots to salvation; Post Kek - coming to theaters near you winter 2017

How are you?

>>25522827
I'm doing alright anon, could be better butt alright. How about you, did you get coked up enough for your interview yet?

>>25522858
>did you get
Yeaaah
>interview
actually went well
I just had to say yes about five times then left with a job.

What're your thoughts on Venezuela, what do you think will happen?

>>25515777
>Arch Angel Triple Seven
Well you know, I don't mean to toot my own horn but the dick stretcher kit /b/ recommended finally paid off

FEMS AND TRAPS HMU

>>25516808
So who's the densest anon that posts in this thread(atm)? Please be me
>korean
>brit
>swede
>pious
>draw
That seems to be the main point in your post, its probably for swede, most likely a swede stalker. Why can't you just not be - like totally vague and all its like totally really so 2000-and-late

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>>25522873
>yaaaaah
Didah think you got it?
>repeating yeah a dozen times
Oh shit you didn't actually say yeah did you? No no goyim you must use at least four different terms to describe yes for them to take you seriously.
Hopefully they don't hire a black or muslim instead of you, fingers crossed

>thoughts on Venezuela
Well that was a random question, I thought I told my agent to tell you schmucks to not ask me any shotgun questions.
If anything they'll prob be stuck in this constant turmoil state of public protests and clashes with the police/military for another year or so unless another country takes interest in stabilizing Venezuela. Muhmerica just put some sanctions on them from what I heard
Either that or the people will form a militia and or the police or military flipflops and tries to run coup on the current gov. Might work out or just be another egypt revolution

whats your feelings on that, I feel bad for all the qt veneie grills

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>>25520433
Lol

How was any of this suppose to help anyone with a "crush"? This post is like a daywalker r9k's guide to polymorphing into a chad.
It also has that "girls do everything wrong and are inherent sloots, men only know how to truly love" vibe like I'm in some slut shamming thread. Both parties are 50/50 on being faggots if anything

>>25518645
Just for you senpai, and some anon jests of you spending time to make it....also says his benis is beautiful

Go do your thing, this thread only welcome neets by the way we receive new posters. Plus theres really not much to shitpost about itt thankfully seems like arab poster found a new hobby or his brain trauma healed up
Don't be a faggot and tells us about your salary man squabble, I've been interested in jobs like that too.

>save a dollar
>buy a baguette with dollar
>bring a butter knife to grocery*
>cut baguette open*
>open pack of spreadable butter*
>apply butt on baguette*
>pay for baguette but get free butter
>walk out
>...
>PROFIT

(*) Don't let anyone see you doing this, like at all

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>>25521175
Another BTFO roastie who cannot come up with a legit reason or point to debate with.
>>25522915
Roastie confirmed for not reading my post or the article. No where does it say women are wrong. Lrn 2 read and logic b4 you post, retard.

>>25520433
Because enlightened sex gods in their 30's post on 4chan. It reads like PUA bullshit to me, which is confirmed to be a moneysink for frustrated uggos thinking that some machiavellian attitude or something like that will suddenly get them laid. Normal person gets laid by being attractive and having normal brain wiring, i.e., by not being an autist. And since you speak with r9k lingo, I can already tell you haven't even kissed a girl, so I'd like to read more of your armchair analyses about genders from the comforts of your basement without having seen an actual vagina.

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>>25523282
>it thinks age matters online
>it adheres to normalcy
>it projects it's own shortcomings and inadequacy when cornered

Do these roasties all mutter the same "excuse" when they can't think of anything after being absolutely and savagely destroyed by reasoning? Or are these beta normie males that still think worshipping pussy and putting it on a pedestal will magically grant them one?

Nothing will make you comprehend common sense and for that your life is useless and unneeded, drink bleach.

>>25515246
I'm still looking for Robert serrette from Brooklyn. Lemme know guys

>>25523488
Who wants to know?
>>25523478
>>it thinks age matters
>>it adheres to normalcy
>>it projects inadequacy
anon pls, this a good jewish website
>>25522902
>you got it?
I'm an hour away from OJE, we shall see
>>25522902
>yeah did you?
How fucked am i
>>25522902
>black or muslim instead of you
jokes on you
i rolled in tar and screamed arabic at the cashier before the interview
i nailed it
>random
blame someone
>coup
this sounds like a thing a bird does
i like birds
i support this
>qt
Isis fighters get woman included in there salary.

>>25523499
The girl he stole360 dollars from

>>25523503
he's not here
i think i saw him in subway...

>>25523504
K

>>25523503
Is this for real or bait? You didn't call the police or friends when he stole from you or is it like an ex spouse issue?

>>25523519
I've contacted police but they have bigger shit to deal with, I'm sure I'll get no justice.

>>25523528
I guess the next best thing is street justice then, you couldn't find him off fb or social media? Either that or you could try a phone book idk where that nyc anon is at atm

>>25523546
I found his senpai, his fb isn't active for years. It's ithis mommas fault he's a dumb punk. Thanks tho

>>25523551
>his senpai
Fuckin lol

>>25523551
>>25523560
Lel same here with that, took a while to set in. But shit if you contacted the senpai they should do something about it but idk if they care. Well damn who ever you are I hope you get your money back at some point, don't give up on your duckets my guy.

>>25523478
I don't adhere to any of the shit you adhere to me, what I am saying is I highly doubt the claims of having fucked 200 or so women, half with their bfs and etc. Especially coming from a loser who only lost his virginity in his 20's. Most guys who do fuck a lot are generally people who started having sexual experiences pretty early on and are steretoypical "normies" throughout.

The fact that you defend this bullshit and are so agressive about it shows that you are just a little bitch too. Drink my cum, you garbage.

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>>25523478
Aren't you that same anon that's been shitposting in these threads for the last few months. You do that same tired out "me against the world" routine in mostly all your post, followed by dropping your famous 4chan nouns(roastie, mylady, beta) just to top off your entree.

Your just a shitposting get over it

Also don't come in here posting your back water quality Char memes in here

picrelated 4u

>>25523499
>OJE
You pretend like I know what this means, you fucking bongs and your acronyms. You should have checked the box that'll have notify you if you did or didn't get it.
>how much fucked am is?
If their anal maybe alot but idk what job you applied for, they prob don't care
>rolled in tar
>feathers himself
>shrieks indoctrinated ideas at the public
Yeah sounds like a cuckah bird to me and your still white so your just a domestic terrorist at best.

What was this did I just fill out your global news homework? I've been ruse by the gods they kiss and spread cheek just to shove cock up ass.
picrelated 4u 2

ausanon here, any oldfags here?

>>25523627
Everyone listed here >>25522877 were still around posting in the last thread, but everyone is more on and off cause their busy with real life. Swede was actually wondering how you were doing some time ago.

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>>25515258
>1-2 days of nofap
Recently the most I have ever been able to do is a week. I think I went 9 days after a hurricane knocked out the power. Christcucks probably have little boys to fuck, they don't have any issues.

>Spoked wheels make it sporty
I will always see toyota sedans as shitboxes that deserve nothing but cheap steelies and plastic hubcaps. They can add all their infotainment bullshit memes but its just a fancy shitbox. I bet those new wheels cost half a kidney to replace, too. The asians are doing tasteful ricing for normies, gooks and japs are doing it. Have you seen those weird ass down syndrome rims on the hyundias?

>accidential snitching
Thats kind of funny, really. I wonder if it was one of those cartoon type situations where his words left his mouth then he realized what he said.

>>25515266
>Anthony Scaramucci from Queens talks about getting his balls busted by Trump
Goddam makes me proud to be a spaghetti nigger.

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>>25523573
>>25523618
I refuse to believe people can be this dumb and stupid to be frank. If it's trolling though, it is so badly executed. Could it be the my vast superior intelligence intimidates the simple minded?

Not only did you not make a counter-arguement to refute my post, but you also went on to assume and believe that I hate women and so when it wasn't even stated.

Such lack of astute ruminations is not worthy of my time. Do not bother replying to my post since it it will only make you look bad. Go and continue playing with your small manhoods and maybe fellate one since it seems that is more your thing.

>>25523821
That's a loaded question, you would know if you actually knew what *logic* is.

You never really made an argument for anything, you just claimed some bullshit without giving any actualy evidence. Show me what studies prove this and that about gender differences and then come back.

And I assumed nothing that you stated in your post, you are literally capable of only thinking in black and white terms, which is a sign of autism, so I recommend seeing if you got it.

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>>25523511
tfw k'd by a floozy
>>25523618
>his means,
On job Evaluation
Turns out
That's a fucking joke.
Imma rant
bear with

I paid £19 for a pair of black, suit like, trousers because on the information it states that you must adhere to the dress code which states "business casual" attire or similar, now I don't really care much for my appearance and because of this I only have jeans , I had to go out and buy some black trousers. But when I turn up to this place, oh no everyone jeans and normal every day clothes and here I am in black trousers adhering the damn instruction.
The form states that failure to meet the standards can lead to your application being terminated.
My other grievous, the whole evening could of been concluded in 5 minutes with just signing a few papers and trying on the uniform . Instead of dragging it out for 5hrs.
It's a job at a fast food place, you don't need 4 hours of training and another hour of "can you avoid smearing your shit on the food or are you dumb".
Tl;DR Jobs are joke, I just learned this, I am yung, the hatred of life has begun.
Shit rant over.
>at best
what if i wear a balaclava?
my lips will be enough to cover my whiteness
>what did you just say
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThUAahmAtDE
>>25523627
no they all left
sincerely brit/bb/thatawkwardcunt

>>25515246
Any qt Pershmerga grills around?

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>>25523756
>damn you huricane sandy!!!!!!!!!!!
Well since I'm neet now maybe I could get a week in but when I worked I made sure I knocked out any boner I had before work, cause they'd usually show up out of no where or someone would make me laugh on the job. But damn you didn't have a cosmopolitan or victoria secret swimsuit catalog
on you when that happened? Christfags always have an alt and then they'll shame you and go home and breed their "holy boy"

>down syndrome rims
lel you mean fucking picrelated? These one prob trigger me the most of all modern wheels, they look stupidly busy while trying to fit that "look at muh rims" vibe younglings are into. They also look ugly but girls usually tell me my likes in cars are ugly so whatahgonnado? This is litterly like sprinkling dimond dust
on a hot turd, a hot turd that will prob have 8 recalls in its life span lol. Seriously I really do wonder how much they cost and if their standard or a trim pack, the japs were the first to pre-rice cars in the late 80s with those look a like ricer wheels they produced then throwing name brand ones on it, gooks will prob do the same.

>where his words left his mouth then he realized
That happens to me alot when I talk to randoms irl, usually my mouth has and easier time keeping a convo going than my mind. I mean you reap what you sow, that guy was always a gossip even in middle school


Well shit I think jinx the Mouch posting that cause he got fired earlier this week since he kinda bombed an interview with the new yorker. I'll miss him

>>25523756
>mentally disabled asian hubcaps
i had those bad boys

>>25524141
>serving thawed meat to the unwashed masses while wearing some banging garms
patrician

>:'^(
^yfw you realize you don't get to wear two thin balaclavas and a long robe over winter clothes because you don't get to work in a freezer warehouse like curryanon
get rekt

Best wishes on the job tho. I think you'll be set once you get along with a few of your coworkers, even if some are shitty (as is expected). At my last job, it took about 6 months for me to settle in and feel like one of the big boys. Had to deal with a lot of hazing and feeling like an autist before that, but after the job became second-nature and I became one of the few remaining veterans (since retail and food service jobs usually have high turnover rates), then I started having fun and the job wasn't stressful anymore. Although, I think my bosses and the others all respected me because I was honest and slaved away as much as I could. It sucked carrying the workload at times, but ultimately I saw that I was getting more love than my coworkers who were always complaining and half-assing the job.

I'll see you on the normie side, my fren. :'^)

(U)s will be returned someday aka when Uranus points 69 degrees towards ur mum

:^)c

zzz

>>25522931
<3 s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-SENPAI!!!!!!!!
thx 4 support

>no more arab boster
idk man, i think it's too soon to say he's gone
>salaryman
Warehouse jobs usually pay nicely. You gotta hang around a lot of minorities though. I found mine on craigslist through a temp agency because the warehouse was desperate to up their numbers for the coming seasonal rush. They said they'll have me working 10-15 hour shifts because we're prepping food to cater for the US Open. My coworkers tell me you get mad scrilla, especially for overtime.
It took me a while to get tho. I probably did about 50 job apps before one replied. I think about 10 of them were warehouse jobs too.
I have to re-learn Spanish tho. Like 90% of my coworkers barely speak the language of freedom, but it's a good thing I took 4 years of Spanish in hs, so I can understand what they're saying unless they're speaking at like 300x speed, which is like most of the time lol

>bumming some butter baguettes from the bakery section
10/10 life tip my man

Surprisingly, I checked my bank account today and found that they paid me half of my paycheck 2 days early so I can finally stop eating ramen and egg salad sandwiches. Now I'm onto greener pastures. Yep. I'll be indulging myself in pools of ramen, sandwiches AND BEER. :D
Honestly, I've become attached to ramen, just like I feared. Sometimes I make marinated beef with rice and veggies tho. Since I'm surrounded by gook grocery stores now, I have an amazing selection of beef. More importantly, I can finally use my time off to take the bus to Brooklyn and visit my favorite cheap pizza place in the universe, Best Pizza (which I found out about through Vice Munchies). I swear, I had 69 orgasms in my mouth. That pizza even shits on good NY pizza spots.
You ever go get amazing cheap eats in LA?

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>Tfw have a hankering to buy an end of life shitbox and just offroad it till it gives out.

>>25525550
>Knock it out before work
Thats good thinking man. I try to do that, too. While the clientele of the average wholesale club isnt too attractive, the jailbait cashiers are good lookin. I didn't have any good mags. In my house we had some music magazine with some woman performing on the cover. I still remember her thighs to this day.

>pic
Fuck yes man these rims have absolutely no business on a goddam gook crossover. Girls are the only ones who fall for that angry car sportiness bullshit, even though they are the ones who treat their cars like appliances. Do asian cars have a lot of recalls like the domestic brands do? I always chuckle at the GM memes being recalled, but the Toyota had that pedal mess and frame rot.

>Talk to randoms irl
I am the same way, man. My mind is telling me that I know theyre not into whatever I am into, and then my mouth realizes that shit while I am already launched into a conversation.

good to see these threads still a live

I wish you all would die for ruining the muslim girls life

>>25526866
Would you even care about her if she was a guy?

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>>25526866
Lol

Hello /soc/ I hope it's the right board to ask this. It's also a chat thread so why not.

I met a "girl" on omegle. Apparently 1m65, 45kg and 90C. It doesn't sound real. She asked me to add her on the online game site quizup, which I did because it's doesn't seem risky.

But of course she has no profile pic. It could be just to stay anonymous because it's the internet, I could understand this because I think the same. Also we had some hot chat on omegle.

I'll never give her money or even a pic of myself. Too dangerous. If we had to meet it would be irl. But I'd like some tips to bust what is certainly a scam (I hope it's not but it's because I'm desesperate), and since its /soc/ you maybe have some experience with it

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>>25526866
>>25526897
She got killed already

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Muslim butthole yum i bet it tastes spicy

Dont want more muslim girl pics? Which muslim girl you want ill help you out. Post her face and i will see if she has nudes

>>25527158
nobody cares of your muslim girls

the only girl I care about is the one who used to post in this thread but unfortunately a filthy fag chased her away

>>25527221
What did she look like? Who was she and the who was the fag lol

>>25522877
>its probably for swede
>tfw labeled as the most dense poster itt

pam pam ram pam pam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMPpMfjnn-I
So it seems 29th of September is the day I leave for new pastures.
Bump.

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finally got paid and officially escaped NEETdom

cheap beer and gook plum wine to celebr8

really wish i were drunk at a shoegays show rn swaying to some lush slow jams whilst eyeing a qt near me hehehe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEJPAWCA22E

weebgaze

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Yet to see the most disturbed cinema. Fuck.

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Oh how much I wish I had a gf that knew what shirtshotty is. Or had imaginary balls. Just saying.

Brilliant t movie, cock up.

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>What are you doing currently
Sobering up because I have a job interview as a forensic data analyst with an "initial" drug test (I live in a legal rec state but mmj is no beuno 4them). Probably wont get it as I don't own a suit but I know my shit at least.
>Recent music(post *You*tube links if you have them)
my soundcloud is mn8sound (I listen to ambient/wave)
heres a utub vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJxtqP9_DiQ
>Films/television
watching Fate/Apocrypha and Game of Thrones currently. Waiting for next season of Mr. Robot, my anime list is sadhanime
>Books
Brushing the dust off my forensics pdfs from college, mostly physics, chemistry, programming, and electronics engineering books (have a few gigs)
>Recent stories(funny or shitty)
I work in web hosting and I fixed some guys email service and asked him to refresh his email client and he called my boss twice to attempt getting me fired lol. Psure he didnt realize I can hack him with his own account verification and replace his websites with phishing pages and shockporn to get his account deleted if I wanted to.

>etc
I'm a pnice guy.

>What are you doing currently
Building gunpla
>Recent music
this chillhop radio on YT. Just generic chillhop that streams 24/7 on a big playlist. Don't particularly like the music but don't dislike it either, it's nice background
>Why are you a NEET
Not a neet
>Films/television
Don't watch that much, I just rewatched both John Wick movies with the wife, and watched some twin peaks with her, but I was raised by a tv so I'm done with watching it myself
>Books
Reading Crows manga on kindle and some ebooks recommended by anons
>Recent stories
Was driving out to run by the store, saw a guy walking around behind a department store in a dark secluded alley. He was talking on a cell phone and looking around a lot so I assumed he was up to no good (i grew up in the ghetto inner city, first assumptions etc) on the way back home he was still there so I parked and snuck around to see what he was up to and it turns out his tire popped or went flat or something because he had a tow truck there putting a spare on for him. He wasn't criminal like a drug dealer, he was just a nu male with no test and unable to change his own tire.
>etc
I'm a stay at home dad

>>25529192
>neet
>stay at home
what do you do
>>25528973
>I'm a pnice guy.
not another
>>25528738
>finally got paid
and where's my diamond toe stud?
pft i'm going to my daddies till you treat me like the queen i am
In all seriousness though good job, don't spend it like a moron and you'll be good

Wow well damn that was dumb, mods actually doing good work from their usual moderating of lewd nude girls threads all day.

>>25532134
Why are you samefaggin this hard? You have the day off or something...right?

>>25532165
>completely blows off my question if he has the day off
Well I guess I got my answer, why are even still doing this it's just me rn

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>>25532224
Hold on a fat minute! Is that a Mazda MPV?

>>25532224
>>25532229
>I have mental problems and spend my time fucking with philly cheese grease fat weeb mods for the lolz, I also use alot of meme words cause I don't know any better: the post.
Wow........is.........this...............the.......power............................you........spoke about?

>>25532277
>mazda
>ameriafat car
!Oh shit¡ Are you really mentally ill or are you having my goat rn?

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>>25532277
>murrifat cars
Pretty sure it's Korean, right? RIGHT?!

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>>25532302
Wait you haven't answered,is it a MPV???
>american retardation
Oi that's r00d! There's no retards here except OP ;^*

>>25532302
Well I was smoking throughout these posts so maybe it helped reach to your autism or not idk.
If you weren't as stubborn as or native yuro moose you'd know Mazda is a Japanese car company founded in 1920>>25532314

But anyways good night yurosamefag don't bump your head when you hop on the the bunk bed

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>>25532350
You're confusing me too actually...but good job! Now we know how to chase off shitposters, just confuse them ay lmao.
Stop smoking mister D, lest I tell your mother!

>No fantasy thread
>No ask thread
>weak chat thread
>weak clean threads
>13 dick threads

Is this how we end

>>25533533
Why care at this point, you were supposed to add anyone worth anything on Skype or somewhere else, move the fuck on. It's your dramafaggotry that is stale af at this point here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xs30Fq8DPFg

>>25533557
>your
just, not your
No idea how that got there.

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***Incoming late (you)s ahead but sorry no hijab porn from me ;/***
Sorry thread for being so flaky in replies, its been kinda of busy here and the heat here doesn't make me want to hang around in the house either

>>25533533
>no fantasy thread
this is a bad thing
It only seems randoms say its a weak or shitty chat thread when theres no girls to stalk or no nudes treasure hunts.
And besides where have you been anon? All of /soc/ is mostly dead

>>25523821
>I refuse to believe people
Your only saying that cause you got more (you)s than you bargain for, and by my guess you came back and started shitposting on another ID
Also why did you even post that gif in the first place?

>>25524141
I want to ask where exactly you got those pants at for 19 quid? You could have probably pasted with some $5 khakis, but isn't "business casual" wearing your causal wear and not the usual salaryman attire?
Could be wrong about that idk, lol no gave you any weird looks or anything right? If anything maybe you came off looking more professional than jammie and tim from lcark county, that might help you out as long as you didn't sperg out

But clearly this.....fast food of the business causal scene clearly gives no fucks could be a chill job to grind for a while and make some new drug contacts. Kek you might as got a navy blue balaclava and blue trainers and rob them

>>25525672
> i think it's too soon
You were right looks like he's still here and now dumping his google image search album of hijab porn

Yo 10-15 hours shifts are going to get you some pretty beefy checks if your alright with standing on your feet all that time. And I guess if you worked with minorites before then that shouldn't really be a big problem, unless your one of those guys who gets triggered when they see other races lol.
So how fancy is the food your catering if its for the US open? Tennis is a snobby sport so I'm assuming its st like "saute beef fillets garni de with prawns in a chocolate sauce". You could be the middle man for a assassin to kill venus williams since she murdered someone
But damn I doubt I could even land a warehouse job then, I never took a spanish class and only know a little bit of spanglish from living here. And its not that their speaking 300x faster its cause your racist and can't understand their Norteño del accent

What kind of ramen do you usually get? If anything I'm pretty sure you ascended from eating maruchan ramen, if your going out of your way to buy beef at the market have you ever thought about making your own noodles? I've seen it done before and its not crazy but kinda time consuming.
And as for "cheap eats" theres mostly mexican places and food trucks now, theres a mexican restaurant near me I usually go to. But the prices have lately been going up(seems more spensive every time I go)
The nearest pizza places here are shakeys and a pizza parlor thats kinda meh, their kinda like a not so great italian-american pizzaera. Their philly cheese steaks, they have the greasy part down but the beef was tastless. If anything you need to go to the heart of LA to find the old school joints
like fat burgers to find some of those shakes. Theres one near here but its kind of out of the way unless you have a car

I need legal advise

>>25525706
If anything you should just buy a car without changing the title incase it gets stuck in a dyke cause muh front wheel drive

>jailbait cashiers
I just didn't want people seeing my dick at work, never would have heard the end of it. And hell even the smallest dirty thought over a moderately attractive grille would cause a boner spasm so idk what some hott hott jailbait would do lol.
And well I guess your lucky other than the models most of those magazines were brain cancer. Like cosmopolitan, it literally bashes on their female readings saying their not good enough for their man so here's your "Top 10 remedies for chronic bitch face"

>no business on it
But its a crossover for the concrete jungle, their made to go off road. Crossover just seem like their made to look like they can drive on a dirt road for 20 minutes. Hell if anything I think its the LED bulbs the spam all over the grille that get girls liking them, if it looks fabullous than it'll prob
be a cute girl's car *cough* *cough* like the miatas. But didn't toyota have a big recall over those airbags as well? I know alot of jap companies outsource for some key parts like airbags, transmission, and pumps. Nissan used transmission from some swedish company for the the altima model
I had. Most of those had recalls from stalling while driving. Seems like the more companies stop producing their own parts the more recalls we'll have

Doing that usually helps, but I've thrown myself under a bus before with my mouth, it usually happens with people my age or just older people who I can't relate to in any way. Best to just keep it short and be like, "wellllllll I'm on the clock so you know"

>>25526859
can you just cap a barrel of fuel with plastic wrap in china and it'll pass transportation laws? CRAZY

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>>25527435
Whoa whoa whoa
Your taking that out of context, j-just meant that post was prob for swede cause you always have orbiters swede. In all honestly I didn't mean no harm honest you gota believe me

>>25528291
You know the world is suppose to end on the 23rd or 21st right? Has something to do with the eclipse this month and the Black Sun proficiency which some how delays till a whole month
idk I've been spending too much time on /x/

>>25528738
>99 cent tall cans
What is this magic world that you buy your happy juice at?

>>25528794
Never in my life have I seen anyone try to look hard af while standing in front of a Bricklin SV-1

>>25533700
Well idk if 4chan is the best place for this and I'm about to go to sleep. But whats the issue anon?

>>25533746
Guess. You never met me hehe.

It's legal issue anon. It's 2am right now and 24/7 legal advisors are just phone jockeys. Shucks.

Have a good night.

>>25533689
the arab poster will never die

My coworkers tell me it's mad money, especially with overtime. I'll be glad the workdays'll be busier because lately it's been dragging. My feet hurt. :'^(
I just bought some work shoes and insoles from Wallyworld tho, so I should be alright.

I'm forever doomed to reside among the unwashed melaninful. I like how down to earth a lot of my coworkers are, but I wish it were easier to connect with them. My last job was like warehouse-lite, so I worked with both hoodrats and the bourgeoisie. Made good friends with the autists and druggies.
Our food isn't too fancy. Kinda mid-tier. The other day, they had a somewhat soggy batch and let us take them, so I tried some of their mushroom sandwiches which were meh, but the salmon salad was bretty alright. The quality ranges from like Dunkin Donuts tier to like Whole Foods tier.
I hope Venus-senpai gets diarrhea from one of our sandwiches. :^)

My fren. Let me enlighten you with the best packaged heartburn my motherland has to offer. *tips rice field hat*
Tbh the kinds I get are kinda pricey. I mainly get Ichiban (weeb), Shin (gook) and Gomtang (gook). The first two you might find in the asian section of a murican supermarket but the last one is only found in gook spots. They're always cheaper at gook shops tho.
Although, I did indulge in this one thing called Indomie recently, and it's the tits. It's Indonesian and pretty cheap, but somewhat hard to find. I found it at a general asian grocery store, as well as on amazon. It just has a lot of flavor. I always only use like 60-70% of the seasoning packets for all ramen, unless I'm plastered.

Dam boi dem messikins really hustlin out here. Must be because Senor Donald is really cracking down.
You ever try those nu black owned taco trucks? I heard from Mr. Vice that they're getting big in LA.

>>25523656
:3
I'm actually doing really shit but I'm kinda touched he asked
>>25524141
F

>>25530563
>where my money daddy
Don't worry bb, I got a gimp suit and some strapons so u can domesticate me. ;^)c
>don't spend like a moaron
too late
i have 8 dollars left for 7 days
spent it all on alcohol and a trip to Manhattan yesterday so i could sway to some shoegays at a gay bar and eye a qt girl which i actually did. she was the opening act and we were they only two really dancing, but she danced next to me and it was gr9. we danced like autists to this band:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZb8lhXXX78

and the music of the qt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i8l1kN3aky8

c:

>>25533746
>happy juice
some random stuff i found at a corner store lol
i wish i could find a case of it, but i guess i'm stuck with my hipstery pbr for now

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AYYYOOO
*smacks lips profusely*
SO HOL UP HOL UP
*steals*
SO U BE SAYIN
*gets jiggy wit it*
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
*eats a skittle*
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
*checks for nearest KFC*
U BE SAYIN
*collects welfare*
HOL UP HOL UP
*licks teeth and smacks lips*
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
*does the crip walk*
SO U BE SAYIN
*opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown*
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
*tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer*
WE GON BE
*dindu nuffins*
FINNA WE GON BE
*sucks air through teeth*
AYYYOO HOL UP WE GON BE
*pulls up sagging pants*

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SO WE GON BE
*instinctively looks around for police*
SO U SAYIN WE GON BE
*faints and then gets up repeatedly*
SOM FINNA
*scopes dem titties*
SO WE GON BE
*shouts at movie theater screen*
SOM FINNA
*chucks spear*
AYYYOO SOM FINA
*sets down cotton bale*
HOL UP
*strokes welfare check pensively*
WE GON BE
*throws gang sign*
SOM FINNA
*swings from basketball hoop*
WE GON BE
*grabs dick and shuffles left and right*
SOM FINNA
*participates in a drive-by shooting*
HOL UP MUH NIGGUH
*converts to Islam*
U SAYING WE GON BE
*repeated World Star yelling in the background*
SOM FINNA
*sells crack*
SUUUUU SIIIIIIIII SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*evolves from a primate*

>>25534517
so u be saying we wuz chat/itt and shieet

>>25533746
TELL ME MORE OF BLACK SUN
I MUST GO TO UK I GOT TICKETS THERE FINALLY FUCK YOU FATE FOR FCKING ME OVER WITH DOOMSDAY

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Guess who ;)

>>25534550
dunno is it some pornstar

>>25534557
The muslim girl

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>>25515246
Just got kicked out by my host family in Japan. Any japanons here? I'm on holiday in Osaka but I got kicked out by my host family. I'm bored and staying in a hostel on my own, anyone know any interesting stuff to do/see in Osaka?

>>25534573
brown women are cute

>>25534520
>Well....Black old Sun won't you come, and wash away the rain
>Black old Sun won't you come, won't you commuuuuume(*repeats)
Now you can be uncertain about life or just about as much just like with 2012. But really it's a dumb doomsday proficiency tbqh it's like the planet x one, the UK will still be there by the 23rd...I think

>>25534550
Some kind of gypsy princess I think, I'm guessing it's your romanian mail order bride. I'm jealous :'c

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>Music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzRy-H_HIF8
Favourite song atm.
>>25508776
I wasn't being ironic, it's always a blast reading these responses. I genuinely feel excited when I see a (You) at this point.
Always grants incentive to return, since it's slow enough where I feel like I can hold off for a bit if I'm up to other things but still get good shit in return regardless.

Absolutely right. I do sound a bit pessimistic regarding the circumstances, the work that people achieve here is generally very well planned through and professional but I'm very black and white personalitywise and usually focus heavily on numbers. Nothing against WWF in all of this, love the place.
I do also understand that my way of doing things isn't going to work for every other person, just like how I can criticize others I know that people have wanted me to be more emotional in my approach of things throughout all my life.

I'd say white people differ the most desu. It may just be me but in both asians and blacks you can see distinct similarities like coin slot eyes or big lips/shotgun nostrils.
I can say I've started seeing a lot of differences in asian people. I can now somewhat easily distinguish chinese, japs and koreans from eachother by looking at them. Thai people are also very distinct.
Well, if he does have an issue then I think that's a pretty healthy approach in conquering it. Besides, obviously he's doing something right considering he's the best paid comedian in the world. Damn blacks stealing our jobs man.

Spain is able to farm them. You guys ain't got monopoly on shit.
You know, you came to my mind when I sat on the train for 2h today. Some black kid sat on the other side of the walkway and eyeballed me but seemed shy as fuck with his hoodie all the way up. In my personal experience the majority of the younger black teens that I've met have seemed pretty shy. Just a common personality trait I've picked up on. Could be wrong.

>>25534590
She got nudes
>>25534592
>that projection

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>>25534608
Ay look a wild swede approached the thread. Give me a few to get back to you, but how did a little African niglet remind you of me?
He was probably eyeing you to see if you had anything to steal. Around blacks - Never relax.

>>25534614
If it looks, smells, and talks romanian
It's prob romanian m8 just sayian

>>25508776
I think I worded this part pretty terribly, apologies.
They don't have much of any other family either and greatly value meeting me aswell. I wish I could bring my siblings but it's a bit too late for that. My family is pretty shattered from all points, not only with my parents but with other older relatives aswell. A shitton of alcoholics and mean fuckers.
They're actually surprisingly down to earth but I think that's what you get when you're not raised in a big city but more so the countryside. I definitely don't spend every holiday with them, even though I wish I was able. I rarely take holidays off.
It was said that we were going to try make something out of christmas together. But I've never really celebrated christmas so I'm not sure yet.
It sure builds character, of the wrong sort. I would be hot af with blue eyes mayne. I would never get rated a 4 in the memerate threads ever again.

>>25508794
Not a lot really, considering the small surface space it only really cost a lot of paint if you fucked up. It was really nitpicky though and I fucking adored it.

>Crisp
A lot of people grill their shit until it's hellfire but I can also see how it'd be pretty difficult keeping track of medium rare qualities if you've got a lot of people queueing up for the grill with the blacks yelling "yo i brought my own plate". Tension.
They're absolutely vile, it's not even about patience it's about the fact that you ruin the meat if you slowcook it for an eternity. I can see pork doing well cause it keeps itself rather firm but beef? I'm not your vän, kompis.

Well, from what I've seen it's like an epidemic of bad cops in burgerland. There's constantly news of police brutality and someone paying with their fucking lives cause the love for the second amendment is just too damn great. Y'all cops are so fat aswell, what's up with that?

>>25534646
Its your waifu why deny it?

>>25508794
Good shit, it seems to constantly be going up for him which I'm happy about. I recall the struggles from a year ago where direction was really key.
Well, all in all if somewhere gets worse it's bound for somewhere else to follow. We're actually closing in on a point of no return and permanent damage of the earth. Only a matter of years at this point if I recall correctly.

>>25508834
Well, considering how airline traffic is aligned any slight deviation can have severe consequences. Besides, noone in their right mind would risk even a 1% chance of fucking up when it comes to flying.
America and natural disasters go hand in hand it feels like. You're so big that there's really no getting away from it. (And veiny)
How big was it? Evac level? Pretty sure I'd grab my computer and get the fuck out.

I'm probably just noid about it and it'd do no harm realistically but I don't think I'd ever get to that point of comfort.
Someone did post my name before, which was creepy as fuck but nothing more than that as far as I know. If my shit got leaked in any way it'd suck ass cause I've obviously got some creepers on my arse. I think it was worse before, especially when I first got here and had my face posted everywhere. Doubt people would really care but I can imagine the potential of a bit of stalking if the opportunity came to be.

Well, shakes or nausea usually comes from a dip in blood sugar so no, kale wouldn't solve much. Besides it's gross.
I did refrain from painting some of them, but if you've already bought them not making use of them is also a bit like throwing the money away.
You seem a lot more artistic than me though, I'm sure it looked bretty gud.

>>25534646
Because I started thinking about it since it weirded me out and I figured it'd make for a good filler in the phatbost on ITT.
Then he was black and you're black.
All I saw was colour.

>>25534659
My waifu died a while ago m8, besides your just b8'in m8
ITS FOOKEN STALE

>>25534691
If this is anything close I sometimes use to get stared down by white babies, they usual stare for a prolonged amount of time.
I assume cause it's their first time seeing a "painted face" person as the natives would say. Did he even have an afro? You should have took a pic with him

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>>25534715
Look at her face pham its her

Today's shitpost
y'ready?

>>25534608
GIVE ME YOUR EYEBROWS

thxs
>>25534550
Dad?
>>25534518
>>25534517
Anon pls, only when we're alone
>>25534514
>so u can domesticate me. ;^)c
They tail be wagging when I get home
hmph
>8 dollers
u best b joking or else imma smack your butthole
> i touched the butt
ooooooh
>>25534479
U
>>25533613
>this is a bad thing
...maybe
idk but i do know the amount of cock has increased
>randos
implying?
>weak
denying it i see
but it is true, this place is active for maybe 30minutes before it dyes down back to page 9
>mostly dead
true
>pants
mas
>$5
desu wish i hasn't bought anything, coulda used that money for food
>isn't
hand up i have no idea
no one in my family bothered to explain to me the whole attire thing
i have the clothing knowledge of a bushman
>right
meh
>chill job
i hope so, the manager seems like a chill guy but he might change under stress
>new drugs
this is true
>rob them
not so loud
>>25533557
>you were supposed to
we don't all do what's smart/best
>drama
No.
>>25532333
>>25532314
>>25532281
>>25532260
>>25532207
>>25532154
Mods?
Doing there job?
Tootly woot
>>25529192
tfw posted and never returned
why
>>25527025
20cents says it tastes like shit and regret

>>25534737
okay serious question
do people still care about this?
if so, why?

>>25534738
better be wagging...
jeez louise i should really re-read my shit before throwing it at yous

>>25534737
Why......do I not care? Also how many times have fapped to this btw?

>>25534550
>>25534737
what this muslim girl has to do with this thread?

>>25525605
>patrician
i am deeply offended
>get rekt
i feel great sorrow at this thought
are you quite happy with this turn of events?
sadist
i bet you prefer cats over dogs to >:/
>6 months
fuck me, how did you make it so long?
>hazing
teach me the people skills required to not flip shit
>honest and hard worker
i broke into my managers office when i couldn't find him, is it too late to be considered honest and hard working?
>complaining
but were they fired?
>normie side
god help us all
>towards your mom
it seems the moons aligned because
here it is
on time
more or less
>zzz
oh good night my sweet cherub
>>25525298
No anon don't be silly this is the internet

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TFW wanna ask draw something but can't recognize him because of the many texts
>to draw
Any advice on figure drawing/gesture?
or any exercises you know?
been doing the speed things, worked pretty well, but i wanna get it more or less nailed before the end of the month

>>25534741
>>25534752
You gayfags are the reason soc is dead
Leave
>>25534760
Hot muslim girl that used to say she didnt post nudes got exposed by a anon here and her beta whiteknights get triggered and come to her defense

>>25534776
>Leave
when i'm good and thoroughly bored with it

>>25534776
Dude, she doesn't look like her at all. Where did you find these pics?

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>>25534780
You are on patrol early, why bother if she doesnt even know you defend. Hoping to get some nudes yourself?
Ask the anon who leaked them for some

>>25534738
M8 you call these shitposts did you not get a whiff from the ones today?

>increasing your natural sex drive with more COCKS
I can't even tell anymore I have "cock(s)", "dick(s)", "boipussy(ies)" filtered out at. Tho I swear one day some day I'll get caught in public browsing soc
>implying
Implying this thread needs more randoms, 2017 has had the worst so far
>dead
It's more like a warm dead body sitting in a creek, where when the sun hits it is when itt is active
>food
Kek more like groceries for like 3 meals
>the f a m didn't give a flyin arse
Kek maybe you should have asked your REAL family, anyway business casual for an interview is quite chill
>Bossman is entrapping you for sex work
That could happen but if the manager is a fat 4th+ generation poo in loo, he'll prob be alright. Tho enjoy your training and put a half a year in max if anything.
>not so loud
FUKEN ROB THEM

And lol I didn't even notice mods deleted those. Good work Jimmy here's a dollar

>>25534776
Since when was chat/discussion "fantasize about your internet wife with nudes"? In all seriousness what did she do to you?

>>25534788
Stop posting this shit. You repost pictures from a recent /b/ thread. There are a few pics of that girl and one of them shows clearly the face. It's not her at all!

Go back to /b/ you fag.

>>25534799
>ones today?
I'll admit I may not be up to scratch.
How about some autistic gifs?
>public
As a side note I found out 4chan has an app
But yeah that'd be an awkward situation
>more randoms
To be honest I think this thread is going to NEED new people if it is to survive, I very rarely post here, at least I feel like I've been posting less and it seems to dead for the most part.
New people bring new life.
>3 meals
Rice, chicken, and eggs is all you need
/fitbit/ told me
>real family
now you listen here, just cus I have black man lips, Asian eyes and body hair of an indian doesn't mean i'm not a pure blooded brit.
>chill
i'll know next time
>enjoy
i'm pretty sure i'm not offered training but we shall find out
>max
as in spend that time actually working so I can slack off for the next year?
>DO IT WHITEY
o okei masta, no need to go whippin na.
>deleted
i only noticed because they deleted one of my replies, but hey maybe they'll ban arab poster
maybe

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>>25534774
Im right here BB, forgot I should have posted my face when I made this thread

What are you trying to form? Like hand or body gestures. I haven't drawn anything besides two mecha designs these past months, I could try an example if you want.

>>25534788
Waste of dubs, you also sound like a broken record. You said the same thing last time you sperged out

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>>25534820
>What are you trying to form?
People
>which
body gestures, or just forming a human figure that's not like a deformed lump
>drawn anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzVmPsqHDDQ
pic related
>example
sure

>>25534802
>hurr durr muh b!
Fuck off newfag you dont even know whats going kys
>>25534820
Whiteknighting nigger top kek, was it you who leaked her nudes?

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>>25534820
>sharing the same ID color as nude poster
o.0

>>25534844
>Whiteknighting nigger
(attention)

>>25534472
It was a fun and memes but now it's copy cat unibomber or una-bomber?

Is it really mad money or are they the dudes who spend their checks on car mods and vapes and vape accessories?
But job with the insoles tho, I did the same, but you'll probably have try another pair of insoles. I distroied my last ones from shear foot sweat. Black work boots and black socks don't mix ;_;

Only an asian would complain about melanin ppl, enjoy your sun block kid I'll be enjoying my skin cancer. Tbqh there isn't much to say to 30+ yo working for their family, unless their sympathetic about young ppl some mexicans men are really open and caring from my experience. Prob cause they have son my age.
Idk about anyone's mushroom sandwich unless it's like 2 days fresh, idk if catering mushrooms is even a good idea lol. Salmon is pretty hard to fuck up too since it's a bretty balanced fish, so I guess that's why it was alright. Funny enough I've never had dukin donuts since there's like one "test" shop in socal(tho the spam commercials here) and never had anything from whole foods for obvious reasons.

Nah she cried on tv, I think that punishment enough for running someone over, tho she liked to police.

These all sound expensive since I'm not asian any will prob have to pay full asking price. But maybe I'm a fag but I'd the jap ramen since they fold their noodles over 1k times, but really Japs take their food very anally(when it's not fried) I heard the best burgers are from Japan.
But is all this ramen pre-made preservative packs? I want to say you should slow it down a bit since their high in sodium and preservation chemicals.

Trump really has no control over california, it's prob his biggest problem state. But if anything the city wanted to show the nation how much they love messikins, so legalized street vending last year.
Now - now taco trucks litter the streets

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>>25534844
Oh so I guess you ran out of steam cause now your just name calling. And no.

>you don't even know what's going on
Yeah anon your really busting the roof of the joint

>>25534856
Oh.. my
Oh my god, what does it mean

Daily reminder most of these (u)s came off the crapper so excuse the phone poster spacing. I assure you I am not from reddit

>>25534812
Where's my gif asshole?
>4chan has an app
4chan has many apps on android tho clover might be the best one, tho it's not on the play store anymore
>NEEDS new folks
It does but we need new "people" not random anon no facers. If anything we need to come off more friendlier.
WHICH means replying more often to "what I'm doing posts" since there's more of them now. Yes this includes you too Brit.
>Ricechickeggs
Well yeah but have you eaten chicken for a straight week before? And eating too many eggs is a quick way to clog your bum. I've experienced both
>Roman decendant telling me about his racial purity
Haha fuken roasties your all the same, get over it you lost
>indian body hair
Holy kek I just realized this, at least you don't have the chest of a thai sex worker m8

You don't even have to do a sanitation and safety course. It's sounding more and more like you got a job at a fried chicken joint
>slack off next year
No more like don't spend too many years on that job you'll probably hate it

>ban Arab poster
I'm really starting to believe he's a mod or knows a mod. But kek my posts are still safe tho

>>25534715
That's actually exactly what happened. Little girl sat infront of me with her mum and the girl was playing around only to stop for brief moments and stare at him.
I think he had an afro, like I said he was hooded and mysterious.
But it was like a small afro, not a volume kang.
>>25534738
Give me your tangy sweet & sour sauce recipe.

thxs

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>>25534833
Oh I thought you were trying something more complicated, but dis I can help you with my friend
Well if I was a real /ic/ autist I'd tell you to fuck off and read a loomis book, but even the book I have(picrealted) doesn't go into detail on the most basic form of starting a body.

Easiest way to start is by using the stick figure method, form the position and angle you want. then add circles for the joint, head, shoulders, and hands. The circles will help for out the demotion of the body angle when you get to that part.
After you that you should form out the actual body by forming and following the stick figures arms and legs(think of the sticks as a skeleton). But doing that will mean you'd have to follow human anatomy so study up on that.

Honestly I think I got most of my practice from those nude draw threads, but those are ded af thanks to constant contactfags and contactdrawfags. If you want I'll do an example, but Imma bout to smoke and I still have like 4 big boi (you)s to type. I'm also terrible at teaching

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>>25535032
>complicated,
Your expectations flatter me, really, but god no.
>read loomis
I did, prefer bridgman desu. Read the loomis and it seemed to gloss over things without really explaining why you do something.
>stick figure
i shall try, now post boipussy so i can practice.
>go study
you sound just like my school
>practice
quickposes
>smoke
damn son you smoke so much
>use it
the page just has doodles, no explanation, ill praise loomis when i understand it better :/
>>25535024
>thxs
i can give you a cuddle and a head pat?? that recipe is top secret
>>25534988
>Where's my asshole,gif?
>store
not using a shady, diffidently virus free, file site
>come off friendler
you're the expert
make it so
>included you brit
a hem >>25529192
>straight week
is this a challenge?
>experienced both
did you use a plunger?
>you lost
i find this highly offence please leave my safe space
>chest of a thai sex worker
that's just one surgery away
>chicken joint
cough
>hate it
i signed up for 2 years, unwritten.
:)
>still safe
inb4 thread get's wiped

>>25519230
HERE ARE YOUR STALE (U)s

>>25486110
>arcade dance vidya
yes they're in public so everyone can see how much of an autist i am
>brostep
>it's gr8 and it's gay at the same time
truer words have never been said
but feast your ears on these ultra-plebeian jams my man
you will surely hate it with every fibre of your bean
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMN8msnUK5Y
it's the most obnoxious shit for frat bros who just want heavy bass drops, but i got into it through my druggie friend who gave me my first molly at my first brostep show. I'm a bigger fan of heavy bass house like this tho because im gey:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AAt2Ooyn1g
I just like house music in general tho.

>music 4 a smol tym boi inna ronry world gettin high
dam son pree gud stuff but would be better if i were high, which i miss so much goddamn
i liekd the Boris track. House me up pham.
>if im high i dont wanna work
what a gentile
>"habe sum musik"
>links a crackhead lookin zefrank
patrician but y tho
teh other jams were gr8 tho
Tbh i don't like electricity music with vocals/acoustic-instruments so much. I just want stuff that sounds completely mechanical because i'm a hipster.
>brit-hop
sounds awright bruv

>>25519230
STALE (U)s contin(You)ed

>>25486110
>don't make wizards edgy and gay
I prolly won't but some of the main supporting characters are gonna be obnoxious. The protag is pretty autistic tho.
I've been using a program called yWriter and things are coming along nicely. I just gotta finish the plot outline so it'll be easier to write chapters and revise.
I guess the story'll be coming-of-age, with some sort of political conflict, but mostly focused on the former. The characters are all graduated and the protag's a girl. I'm basing a lot of it off of Rowling's Pottermore stuff and the most recent film. I also have another short story in mind for some of the characters, but set earlier in time so I can explore the Ilvermorny school and indulge in a self-insert sort of male protag. That one I'll write in 1st person, to maximize the self-indulgence. The main story is in 3rd-person. I figure both are just good warmups to get me into writing. For several months, I've been wanting to write a cyberpunk novel and develop a game with pixel art, but I figure I should start from writing stories first. Plus, I need to check out cyberpunk classics like Neuromancer before I get into that too. Have you gotten into any of that?
>don't be a music hipster
b-but i wanna impress the senpaitachi ;-;
I've been trying to rid myself of pretension, but when I get into new things like electronic music, it creeps back up on me. :/
>metal guy anime
Are you still watching it? :o

FRESH NU (U)s:
>witty quips
i can't keep up with you senpai
UR A MUG
btw is cockney really dying out? is it really just an old folks thing? i herd that there's a more multicultural dialect thing going on over there lately
>tell us everything
In the beginning, God creampied the universe and that's why they call it the Big Bang. :'^)
My job's alright. My coworkers are pretty neutral towards me. It's hard to understand what the minorities are saying in their accents, and it gets slow, but it's decent money. Hbu?

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>>25534820
waddup pillowanon

STALE MOLDY (U)s INCOMING
PREPARE UR ANAL CAVITY

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feast your eyes on my patrician gook heartburn noodles
based off of my favorite korean soup, ox-bone soup, aka 설렁탕 or seolleongtang

but i still dunno how to make the real thing

>doing
returning old crusty (U)s since it's my one day off during the week
>listening
went to a gay bar in brooklyn nyc yesterday to see some dreampop bands i bought a ticket for while i was drunk the day before. got drunk at the show and danced autistically with a qt, then missed the last bus home so i had to wait at Port Authority all night with all my fellow degenerates sleeping there and I got home at 5am. It was alright, but goddamn if I had more money I would've gone to see Christian Scott playing at The Blue Note instead. FUCK. He won't be playing here for another year I bet. Ah well, at least I can see Antonio Sanchez in a few months.

anyway have some dreampop with loli vocals if u want
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qCRF-8bLUI

Christian Scott
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqcP5hgqhrw

Antonio Sanchez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUC98v_r-yc

I'm itching to go to a few lowkey legendary jazz clubs once a week. I have a few on my list like The 55 Bar and The Stone, and they all seem legit. Don't have the monies to shell out for the big jazz clubs like The Village Vanguard or The Jazz Standard, but I figure the more intimate and smaller the venue, the more I'll enjoy the show.

>reading
been slacking for real
still haven't gone past the first few chapters of Doestoeyoevskoei's mangum upos, nor Neetzche's magpie anus. Started reading The Stranger and liked it but got distracted. Rented out Plato's Dialogues too, but haven't even cracked it open. JUST.
Instead, I've been re-reading Harry Potter. I'm ready for the anal penetration boys. I've lubed it up just for you all.

Anyway, (U)s in progress.

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>>25535087
Yo it only took me like 36 mins but I tried doodling some examples since that Loomis meme is uninformative. I'm pretty sure those books are for intermeatiate artfags.
Just try to emulate your figure in a 2D and 3D sense, AND SHOULDERS STRAIGHT young man I didn't raise a pigstein
>so much
But senpai that was my first smoke of the day, and that was the last of the eights I bought ;_;

Praise my p(d)ic then
But not really their kinda shitty

>>25535127
>>25535225
I think I'm ready but I still have swede's (jews) to get too

>>25534608
*blocks ur pat to*

>>25535279
9.5/10
what's your myspace, hot stuff?

>>25535294
It's private bby gurrel.
What have you even done man?

>>25534820
STALE (U) #1

>>25487029
>is evangelion even good
*eternal gasp of the breathless mind*
It's pretty gud. I can see how /m/ shits on it because it's more about feels than anything else. It's really just that and the art imo. I think most people are just nostalgic about it. I got bored after 10 eps tho.
>do Germans even cry
I don't think they do man. They've got testes and ovaries made of steel. Germanon just seems more empathic than most people.
>do i look like a michael jackson clone
naw bro i can't think of anyone you look like actually. ur buetifull just the way u r. i wuld put my hand on a blaed 4 u. Y U NO DO THE SAEM????
>AYO U GOT ANY BONELESS DOMINOS
dam son i gotta see a video of this. have the Boondocks ever depicted it before? I feel like they would.
>FUCKING BUMS KEKED ME OUT OF A DOLLAR
same dude, same ;-;
got cucked yesterday by some bear-grylls looking white dude
>east coast slang
DEADASS B
Whaddyall say out dere?
>ISH is NYC longhairdude
w8, u mean BJ-san?
>i can abuse japs
i mean yeah, but they'll probably turn it into some fetish and employ you as an idol
>the slappier the bass, the closer u are to the lawd
sounds legit
The first few years were annoying because half of the songs were old hymns my dad chose because he was the pastor, but the other half were upbeat christian rock tunes that my friend chose. He got me into drumming and we both loved Nirvana/Foo-Fighters/Linkin-Park at the time, and I would just play the drums after school. After I moved, I started playing for my uncle's small church group with some cool dudes including a Berklee jazz graduate and that was fun because they gave me creative freedom. I could get back into it again because a local church said I could, and they're cool people but I don't wanna hear about Haysues anymore. I really only went for family.

>>25534820
>>25487029
>Aren't German commies just edgy
I actually asked Germ about that and he said he didn't care for it, but he also said it seemed serious, so idk what it's really about.

>liver problems
Damn man that's rough. I also wanna reconnect with my dad, but at the same time, I kinda agree with some advice given to me that it's not necessary in order to live a fulfilling life. Still, I guess it's different for everyone.

>brother's a busdriver
oh shit
has he ever been drunk on the job?
that'd be crazy
>mom was unstable and loud
i mean i guess that makes sense. my sister's kinda like that too, but she's pretty happy with her bf and her friends rn. I think she's more worried about her future tho.
>you and your friend will "meat" again
omg
We still chat on fb from time to time, but tbhfam I feel like I always have to be careful about offending him. He always thinks I'm calling him stupid or needy. Tbh I wish I could just call him those things but we nu-males are sensitive snowflakes man. I'm probably a nu-male too.

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>>25535253
>Swedish (U)s will be the end of us
TRUUU 100 100 100 HAND-CLAP EMOJI

what

>>25534608
Well this last hour seems to have brought some life in the bread so this is nice, better than what was going on earlier. And yeah it is kinda nice to have some time to be able to type out posts tho I think my flo has gotten pretty slow now.

I get you on the pessimistic part, its a business and you won't to be functioning. Even if it seems professional it can still fall apart, I think its good to have black and white sense person in the mix it helps keep the ideal and work flow of the work format.
Idk about changing yourself, how do they know you being more emotional would be a good thing. Stay being the rock of your work group. The world always needs strong foundations.

Your saying that with white bias, most of the time ppl will say they look different from another over the most obvious facial trait but tend to share multiple traits. Most whites have those large beak noises and eye sockets which confuses me mostly. If I remember right asian's eyes and noises
developed like that from living higher altitude but they have a similar build and shape than african pig snouts, which I'm glad I don't really have. But same with identifying chinese, japanese, and koreans but it doesn't work with americanized asains. Really hard to tell sometimes and st rude to ask.
Yeah honestly he could be doing a red foxx or kat williams and go do a bunch of drugs and hit rock bottom. But I always find it weird how quickly black comedians get thrown in the spot light, and its always only "one" for a few years and then theres a new one. ***x-file***

Spain if full of junkies I'm sure their some ring that taxes them as export like they do with your volvos

>>25535358
I did one I'll just move the rest for later since eurofriends are prob asleep now

>>25535279
>>25535385
Errrrrrrrr I think theres someone lurkin and reportin
What is the deal with this mod beef? Stop blocking the mod's path m8. Was that a recent pic cause I no see land

>>25535455
What a madman. You might get shit riled up now. I haven't seen mods itt ever since I got banned for calling them cumstains tho, so I am pretty sure they aren't even here.

>>25535385
The new janifags are literally the worst. Pretty sure their motive is to kill all activity on this board.
You're so god damn cute, what are you holding up

>>25535431
You got to have some pretty balls to that wall mental failings to do that, but then again this is soc lol. I'm still suspicious about the mods now
None for now, but wait till some samefag starts reporting posts. Kek I'm not even sure I'm going to phonesamefag now, theres so much persecution itt now. Its like salem
Bruv your just waiting money on beer now, you have to ascend to double barrel lager and high % beer. I'm thinking about drinking but not sure if I want beer or hard liquor. The beer here sucks and all I want is euro beer which is nonexistent K' (

Lol nah man its been a pretty slow week, there was a show I was going to go to that my brother's band was playing. But my friend's tire blew out and that show turned out to be crappy

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>>25535413
>Did you notice my post disappearing?
i did, i thought you deleted it
>>25535413
>Might see you in UK.
integrate or be forcefully colonized
also
tell me all, holiday or?
also how was the berry picking, did ya make enough money from it?
>done
trying to improve self discipline
(going back to learning German, art, and photography as well as getting through some decent books)
>doing
not too bad now that exams are over, what about you?
how's life over in none england?
>doing
posting in the shit, i know i'm physic
>dying
go sober for a while?
idk if you're on anything
>myself
asking the wrong anon, i'm okay but i'm not god

>>25535457
Thats an old macro from that april fools fiasco, I doubt itll effect any mods cause their all ameriafats

>>25534608
My beloved, here (You) are.

>>25500348
My priorities are: 1) Bills, 2) Alcohol and 3) Hot Steamy (You)s.

IIRC, the landlord was kicking out that roommate because he kept bringing in friends and staying up late, smoking and making noise. This was even before I moved in. The roommate was probably paying his rent until he was told to move out. The landlord was pretty strict anyway. He's from Shanghai and seemed conservative. The roommate definitely had anger issues though. I didn't know him personally.

I'm grateful my mom got us out of there, and she still looks out for me. I feel guilty, but I'm glad she's at least doing somewhat well for herself and she's happier. It's good that you avoided getting close to debt-addled family. What did you do at that point?

Drumming is ghetto-esque? KEK. I mean, I rarely ever see ghetto musicians do anything other than rap and make beats on the computer. I got into playing rock music, which is mostly full of middle-class liberals. It's great though. I can't wait to save up and move to a place where I can just play music as much as I want to. My last place was a little like that. I invited people over to play guitar over my drumming, and we'd just improvise things we enjoyed practicing.

It does seem a bit unusual that you feel you've never really had the mentality of a child. If you don't mind me asking, do you think it could be a mild form of autism? I know it's joked about a lot around here, but I have a lot of friends who are diagnosed with it, and they're some of the best friends I've had.

Ah, I see now. I remember that selective memory process was depicted in The Perks of Being A Wallflower. Have you read/watched it?

I guess Gardner's M.I. Theory should be made more accessible, but how? Maybe we could flood Buzzfeed with the idea to get it out to the unwashed masses.

This whole pollen-cupcake ordeal sounds hilarious now. Why wouldn't you want to feast on arboreal ejaculate? Sounds pretty luxurious to me.

>>25535385
O-oh, Baltanon...fancy seeing you here...at this lovely beach.
*darts eyes away in embarrassment*

(Will the plot thicken?)

>>25535319
>I got bored after 10 eps tho
When I think about it I think the only EVA threads on /m/ are bait threads since theres an anon who does to popular shows. But in all honesty is it better to watch the ova or the anime, I'm usually the animefag cause muh character development.
>more empathic than most people
Yeah and hindi was an anti-region muslim, its just seems like 4chan attracts all the oddities in their society. I'm sure a german has cried before.............during the marvelous german pride marches of the third reich. BOOOOOM!!!!!!!
>naw bro i can't think of anyone you look like
based
I should have joined the CIA
> ur buetifull just the way u r.
that means I'm like a 4 or 6, t-thanks mum
>have the Boondocks done it
Hmmmmmmmm I actually not sure maybe in the background. I wish they'd make a new season but the last one sucked anyway and that show couldn't survive atm
>bear-grylls
Shiiiiiit I prob would have gave him more money if he looked and had a british accent
>DEADASS B
means yur dred bare m8 like deadly extra in da bits my man
>u mean BJ-san
nah that hispanic looking dude that use to post way back then, hasn't posted his face in a while tho so could be a ghost
>turn it into some fetish
Errrrrrrrrrr I'll take a rain check
>employ you as an idol
Hmmmmmmm I might be into this, but they'll probably be rude to me for being an ape

That sounds cool, since you got to be around a serious, semi-serious band and later on got to add to it. Theres bandmates who have no creative freedom and their friends with each other. But hell shame you couldn't click up with a black church band, they take anyone and usually go over
board with their music sometimes. I haven't been to a black church with a band in years, think the last time it was in 2003 and some old black woman had a heart attack mid sermon. And idk what else someone would stay in a church band if their not in it for jose or family members. On the core most sermons are on daily
topics, so trump?

>>25535607
You come in here and drop a conspiracy at our doorstep, think I'm going to have to dust off my x-files memes
I can't tell if this the same dude but now theres a 1st time friend making a unquoted post. So I'm pretty sure this dude is still mad at you. But hey man, last month's snow level is important as fuck to califags. We get our water from the rocky mountains like three states away. sso rude
Isn't that shit unhealthy too, well as unhealthier than usual beer? Idk all the shit they sell is isn't my cup of tea here but like 10 miles away theres hipster liquor stores that sell imports cause its yuppie land. I wish I had a car ;( but not really.

But I usually drink my hard liquor with a shot glass and count them to keep pace, usually my limit for a good buzz is 7 or 8 past that it might get crazy. Also chasers and food help

>>25535693
There in uyre pocket.

>>25535717
What if I have no pockets
what do i then

>>25534608

>>25500387
I guess you're right about respect. Tbh I don't think that my fear of strangers is healthy, but I think it's rooted in my insecurities. I often get the feeling that strangers are looking down at me or see me as weak. When I'm drunk, I start muttering misanthropic things. I'm not proud of it.
On the other hand, I avoid confrontation with people I have to spend time with, so maybe my tolerance can get unreasonable. I had coworkers who made fun of me for a long time, but I figured it was because of their own insecurities, but I truly believed they wouldn't respect me unless I could offer them things they wanted. They were all younger than me, interestingly. All the older coworkers I had at the time respected me and even tried to help me. Anyway, I'm just glad I'm more resilient than my other coworkers, who would argue. Although, my anger tends to be repressed and explode. Sometimes I think it's better that way, especially when I use music as an outlet. I struggle with being consistent with it though.

Anyway man, since we know each other so intimately now, we should start planning our wedding recital.

It seems the religious climate is different in certain regions of the US. There's a region called "The Bible Belt" which is much more conservative and critical of atheists and non-Christians in general, especially Muslims. In 2014, the Christian population was a little over 70% of the US, but I heard it's declining.

Religion seems separate from work/school, but I still come across coworkers who try to proselytize at times. It seems much more contentious in politics. What is it like in Sweden?

>>25534608
>>25500387
I've finally caught up on old (U)s but something tells me there's more floating ITT....


Are you into indie-rock or indie-pop? I like both, but lately I've been more interested in the latter, specifically dream-pop. Also, Grimes is waifu.
RIP Chester. ;-;
I know Varg's Norwegian, but I figured since you guys are neighbors, there must be some shared interest. Then again, I guess black metal is fringe anywhere. I'm not much of a metalhead tbqh, but I'm curious.

Hmm, I think it's typical to see multiple therapists before you find one who helps, since there are so many specialties in that field. I've voluntarily seen 4 therapists for long stretches of time, and they had different styles, even though they were all under the psychotherapy umbrella.

Interesting to hear about how invested you are in WWF. Do you think it could lead to a career?

>>25535719
You have no pockets then

>>25535607
h-hey, that's mine! ;-;
now how will i get thru the week
i got 9 cans of beer left to last the next 5 days
but i also have 8 dollars
so i might have to resort to majorska
end my suffering pls

i'm doing pretty fine tho. just feeling meme-y
c:

>your report post
wut

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Whoaaaaa neilly almost forgot this (u) out of many but this was more recent
I also have an order of spicy spaghetti to make and might make a beer run(might hold out till sunday for got)

Stay Safe Thread And Be Weary Of Samefags..

>>25535087
>diffidently virus free
if you had an apple product there would be no need to worry about viruses :)
>you're the expert
nope no I'm not, you can be the one though
>make it so
I'm not capitaine, only rear lieutenant

Alright alright but I don't see your ID on the other 15(mine either but thats not the point)
If you can get one to post 5 (u)s I'll give you a dollar and a lapdance
>plunger
Isn't that your mother's stage name?
>one surgery/a full life
Thats it I can get my crispy butt pubes implanted on my chest. God dammit brit are you mi6 or something? ur so smart and qt
>cough
Bruvvvvvvvvvvvvv I know who you are.
Nah jk but i'll be waiting for my coupons in the mail. and inb4 his boss is a korean
>unwritten
I have a friend whoes literally walk out of every job he's had without an notice and he gets more work than me
>whiped
more like all our computers will get hacked and uploaded with arab girl porn like when apple hijacked and dumped U2's stanky album on everyone's iphone

>>25535886
I admire you senpai. I tapped out after finishing last bread's (U)s. Good looks on ur spicy spaghetti. I'm gonna get started on my egg salad sammiches for werk. :P

Man, I miss the good ole neet days when I could just be buzzed all day.

I fucking have pockets

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>>25533727
>Never would hear the end of it
That sucks, man. Why is society so surprised when a man gets a stiffy? With how much females sexualize themselves nowadays, its inevitable. The jailbat that walks into BJs is fucking nice, my dude. I cannot stop myself from staring down this fuckin latina bitch, shes got thighs like pilows. Found this pic that kind of touches on what you said. Also makes me want to squeeze a big pair of funbags.

>can drive on a dirt road for 20 minutes
Its for the 2 and a half days out of a year when you get snow and you might need to get out. At least, thats what my mom thinks. Nowadays I would just call outta work and sit comfy inside. Last time I shoveled out my jeep and limped to work only to find half the fuckin store called out. Spent my day shoveling snow. Toyotas got the airbags recall but so did everybody else, so its not really a specific thing to asians. Kind of funny the asians are outsourcing, thats what the domestics have been doing.

>keep it short
Dude I had to fuckin do that shit today when some blockhead kid was talking about seeing a ghost on the way home. I got my headphones in and my fuckin face at my phone but this faggot wants to launch into a conversation about ghosts.

RIP PIOUS ;-;

HE WAS TOO YOUNG T-T

OTL

I suspect the arab posters are reporting him just to buttfuck him. I'm probably next for pointing it out.

I'll get the lube...

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Whelp me and the slav both got banned, mine took maybe 5 hours for it to even get noticed "for some reason".

I can only assume what the samefag/Arab poster/Arab sheik will do over his win. Get ready for a nude spam tomorrow or something on that scale, pic dumping is a rule violation on soc but it doesn't seem to apply to him...

Hmmmmm I wonder why that is...

>Daily reminder:
>don't disturb the samefag
>don't insult the samefag
>don't remind how smart the samefag is
>don't mock the samefag
>and say please and thank you when he dumps fake nudes

>t. D

>>25536455
Shits real man you probably got banned for your digits, I got banned for "/b/ humor" posting

Surprise surprise I am a little drunk and high

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>>25536626
>both got banned
what did you two get up to while i slept?
>>25536754
one more than the other?
>>25536626
>"/b/ humor"
mfw /b/ humor results in a ban
>>25536455
what happened to pious?
>>25535990
but are they deep?
>>25535886
>i forgot about brit
it was only a matter of time ;_;
>apple product
o oh you, thinking i'd stoop down to that level and let apple have my hard earned pennies
>you can be the nominated friendly greeter
i must humbly decline and instead propose pious or curry take that position
>i'll give you a lap dance and a dollar
okay
>stage name
brother, stop this.
>butt pubes
i think we visit different thailands
>i know who you are
i am smirk anon
>coupons
if you coupon enough shops pay you to shop there
>more work
is he a minority/fills a quota?
>we'll been forced to cum to arab nudes
i am okay with this
>>25535253
>36 mins
._.
>loomis
praise god
>inter
having to have basic knowledge on a subject in order to advance and further your understanding of that subject is a scam. I wanna be getting paid for shitting out paint, now.
>shoulders straight
my poor hunch back
>first smoke
>of the day
i shall not hold judgement loudly.
>shitty
i appreciate the effort and see what you're putting down
>>25535225
>but i still dunno how to make the real thing
this is why russia will win
>>25535114
curry anon posts phat block of text
i shall properly reply when i am woke
---
g'night fagaloos

>>25537286
About the length of a palm

XD

>>25537449
I make it no secret that I am jealous.
Especially if you can put your hand deep in there and raise your arms, pretending to be a majestic eagle.

The samefagging arab poster got banned XD

Suck my dick and get that Anon magic from it.
XD

>>25537737
Want your palms in them hehe but I'll do the eagle

>>25535114
i had coffee but now somehow i more tired

sleepy bump so i can read when i'm awake

>>25535114
>main supporting characters are gonna be obnoxious.
>Making the main characters inherently unlikable
You've gotta have a lot of confidence in your writing , curry.
>plot outline
it better make me cream buckets buster
>political conflict
It could be interesting to read then but just don't make it too preachy. No one likes a preacher. Unless you're a sheep then by all means follow a Shepherd. What i've found worked nicely is, if you're heading with that, lead the political side in subtly. Maybe hint at it with some "careless" dialogue? You're writing it as a girl? Good luck.
>Short story
Sketch it down so you can get to it after the years, lmao.
>livermorny school
Is this where they originate? It's an interesting name, doesn't quite roll of the tongue but if that's purposeful than it's alright. Definitely sounds like a school.
>Alternative perspectives
You've got a lot of reading to do, aha. Good luck senpai
>develop
sounds like you're getting a lot of work in mind.
Personally I agree that you should start with the stories, I, personally, would get overwhelmed thinking about multiple projects at once. I'd stick to the story and put the side bits on hold/sticky.
>Any
Curry, I'll be honest, I've pretty much been a basement dweller since School ended. Any recommendations are welcome.
>impress
No bad boy, I spank your toe.
You do things because you like them. >:/
>Still
I was, not sure what happened. It's not as bad as I thought I'll admit. I finished the film, and I THINK i'm on ep 5 or so but I haven't gone back to it.
>ur a mug
and you're a jammy git
love you
>dying out
depends where you go but it's quite dead here, only heard it spoken sarcastically.
>old folks
most likely, i'd love to have learned it though.
>dialect
Definitely changed
>lately
It's been evolving since I was in secondary. Wouldn't say it's too recent but then again there's probably new slang already out.
>big bang
oh you ;)
>decent money
soon you can buy all the noodles

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Also, gonna bump with a shitty doodle since this thread needs a good bumping.

>>25535114
>hbu
Like 60% i've been forgotten about, haven't had a call or email to set a time to discuss my shifts but that might just be because they're overbooked.
Who knows.

>>25538544
i'm 60% sure i've been forgotten about*

is it okay if I bump the thread or will I get banned too

>>25539196
Only if your a arab posting pierre (pouis)

>>25539366
So basically no can post since everyone is arab poster. Why don't you start a discussion about something then.

There was an injection of human brain cells into a mice's. It developed a better ability to learn.

Mouse's

Horny.

Indian aunty

I just want a not white girl to share a bed with please help

>>25540913
Why not post some muslim woman you want to bed then Op?

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We were talking about this with a friend earlier: WHY ARE WHITE PEOPLE SO ANGRY AT BLACKS?

and we came up with this answer: they're jealous!

Let's see why:

1) We got awesome resistance against the sun. Enjoy being burned.2) We are more fit, we can outrun any white male anytime.even CHUCK NORIS?!?3) We got bigger dicks.4) Girls dig us better.5) We have very wide social circles. White people have forgot how to live in society.6) We got rhythm. We can dance, rap, sing, make music, you name it!7) A black chick wouldn't date a white boy. On the other hand, white girls would drop their white boyfriend anytime for a black guy if given the chance.8) We're simply cooler. Admit it, maybe it wasn't the case some 200 years ago, but nowadays being white sucks whereas being black is cool as hell.9) We got a sense of what family is about.10) We get MANY children so that our genes will last long on this motherfucking earth, not like your average pathetic two children.11) If you don't die a virgin, and happen to get a daughter...chances are she'll be sucking and swallowing black dicks:)

I could be going on and on and on but you get the point by now.

Enjoy being white, fags:)
t.drawanon

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>>25541048
>got awesome resistance against the sun.
But the downside of this is that you're black.

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>>25541048
It takes a special kind of snowflake to impersonate a slav for almost one and a half years, so I guess it takes a particularly dumb anon to impersonate me.

>we get
It felt like I was reading a 5th graders family tree report, if I typed this I would have said nigger or kaffir 3-5 times too, also probably would have been readable depending how sober I am. Kinda obvious english was a hard subject for you :^)

4/10 would not butt fuck my body double

t. eurobuddy

>>25541341
>that filename
Pls tell me you still don't hang around in /shg/ anon, I'm probably wrong just wanted to make sure.

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>>25541445
>just wanted to make sure.
Stop kink shaming me, dammit.

>>25541452
Its okay I use to post in there years ago. How is it a kink? It's just a big circlejerk

>>25541508
>It's just a big circlejerk
Wait, how is it a circlejerk?
At face it just seems like a thread for short haired people.
After some careful research I retract the implications of my previous post.
>>25514267 tf is this shit?
>how is it a kink
Let's be honest with ourselves, if people can jerk off to sheeps shitter than girls who cut there hair short is sure to drive some people wild

>>25541539
Well not really, maybe more of a planetary orbiter thread. Since anons will obsess over a particular femanon.

It use to be more chat oriented, but now it's more about the THIRST and lewd nudes and autistic rants and posts as your link just showed.
Well can't blame you, short hair girls are cute but I switch team's too long hair grilles :+}.
Just gay what happened to that thread, I miss the chats I had with some folks there, but then again they were shallow chats to begin with.

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>>25541341
>>25541445

>>25541589
>particular femanon.
Just thinking of the Elisa thing from r9k
>Thirst
Don't I know it.
>Lewd Nudes
Thinking there are none lewd nudes is alien to me. Have you ever been to an art museum? It's like a whore house of paint.
>I switched team
So...are you subtly telling me posted this post that's above mine? You're "playing" for the other side now.
>Shallow
From /soc/? No way!

>>25542506
You know I just realized your "Thy Birt"
>from r9k
How does all that shit always wash up from r9k, that femanon now has all her pics posted on /b/ and /soc/ maybe reddit too now
>don't I
Yeah you don't cause your still bugging me for lewds
> art museum
>have you
>ever been
>mothafucker
No way jose I haven't been to a museum in ages, I'd prob just get triggered by all the "art"
>"playing" for the other side
yeah it looks like someone found my pornhub account and made gifs of my trip to west hollywood
I'll send you a plane ticket ;)

>>25541600
>dub addicted samefag
this kind of post is straight off of /tv/

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I'm gonna attempt to type up all the (u)s in my wallet since they let me out of 4chan county jail
Don't be surprised if it takes forever, I'm also going to clean up the lizard's terrarium so don't wait up mum

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It's not like it's monday of new week lol

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Alright the (you) cruise has set sail. I probably should have wrote these out when I was banned but all well

Also picrelated, will I get banned for posting this?

>>25534654
Are you guys close enough to the point where you could text or call them on a weekly basis? You could always do that, that if their not too far gone on the whole modern texting shit like emoji abuse. And it sounds like alcoholism runs in the bloodline same with mine. Theres a demon inside you so
be careful and I guess you should keep an eye on how much your cousins drink when they get older. But it just seems as long as you don't grow up in a high paced high-life city people will grow up with a more calmer sense of living, and won't try to achieve the "glam" lifestyle, I'm glad i didn't grow up in LA.
Swede your sooo passionate about your animals not taking a day off, might as well do it for chrismas. Its just a holiday and one of the most materialistic ones too, if its a religious stance issue just do it for your cousins. If anything you could just have chrismas dinner skip the whole presents part

Builds the right character to make public outbursts and be a shitty person in general. But there are people who live regulars lives being a fatherless child. But that goes into the whole "strong will" factor
Fuck no stay brown eyed, I only relate to shiteyed people. And I'm usually attracted more to brown or black eyes.......Not flirting or anything ;p

Seems like something you have to do a base layer of paint to start with. What kind of paint did you usually use? I ended up buying of tamiya acrylic, its kinda pricey depending where you get it. But terrible for gunpla

Well Billy-bob and bubba have been running greasy bbq shops for decades, idk how you even do that but its a technique like most things. Getting medium rare meat is hard enough, doing for a group of ppl or customers is st else
Pulled pork is mainly a type of side not a main entire since it mainly sliced up meat. But agree beef shouldn't really be slowcooked(only has some few conditions) I've never liked brisket tbqh but thats like a staple of muhmerican bbq. I'm also not your kampis, kille

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Swede I'm sorry your going to have to deal with three (you)s since I ran out of charas and didn't want to water down these posts

>>25534654
In all honesty I don't want to sound like a dick and BLM autist, but there doesn't seem to be a sense of serve and protecting the public. Its morph more into protecting and serving the botherhood that is the police department. If you listen to the testimony after a police shooting, they'll all mostly say "I felt that my life was endanger"
Thats usually because its a standard defense practice in court and if your a "good guy" the court will be in more favor of you. I get that they need to defend themselves but they care more about their safety than ours, just seems like they're not train to handle anything close quarters like a knife wielder.

Kek most of the time someone calls the cops on a drunk friend acting crazy, and they'll usually be dead at the end of the day. Happens alot here there was some germany tourist witness who got interviews by the news even he said he thought the cops over reacted. end of rant

>>25534685
Only time can really tell and maybe they should build a type of satellite that can read Co2 emission instead of having private companies do it. I really feel like we hit that point in the industrial revolution nearly every country was spitting out clouds of Co2, and I still suspect that earth quake in japen that changed the earth's tilt played a part in this mess too in some way.

None? Theres still a couple shady airlines out their that cut corners, but flying threw a cloud of ash will just cut the engines and thats the end of them.
I'll honestly take earthquakes or fucking tornadoes, idk why ppl still live in those zones. But thats the human spirit of building it back up after devastation. Eastcoast also gets hurricanes and bizzards, for whatever reason hurricanes always break up before they hit cali.(aka god loves us)
Happened in like 2008 around the time russia invaded georgia (took back cause go rus lol) It was like a 5 or 6 on the scale not big still shuck the house

Did you ever even post your name on soc? Sounds like they straight up facebook stalked you. But there seems to be more swedish poster than most euro nations poland and france come close. Do you live in the same place as when you started posting here?
Its a reasonable doubt but remember this is 4chan, theres still some dude obsessed with hindi. I even heard of some girl saying she'd get stalked often and then got her place robbed

Whelp my mom's side has diabetes in some of the members so I wouldn't be surprised. But if anything could be high blood pressure, I do like salt on my foods
Most of those kits are unpainted, I usually just paint small details they leave out of the original design, like painting verniers and the bottom of the foot. Honestly buying them is basically throwing money a way but I'm a sucker
Lol it was good enough to be made fun of and turned in a marco on /m/. Your really suppose to spray them but I was too lazy

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>>25537286
>;_;
hahahahahahaha
Back to tumblr you fucking land whale, 4chan is alt-right no one wants you
>hard earned pennies
Uhhhhhh don't you mean your hard earned three paychecks for a facebook meme machine that has safari. Or 600 quid glass phone thats designed to be dropped
end of apple rant
>humbly decline
you literally just spit in my fooken face my friend, YOU KICK MY DAG MAH FRIEND!!!!!
>stop this
Oh my goodness I forgot I made that mama joke
you know you laughed as much as I'm laughing right now, sorry
>different thailands
Yeah I went to real nigga thailand you went to the one in vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7tNriAiWSM
>shops pay you
you sound like one of those bullshitty commercials. If anything your only a coupon god if the store has to pay you back from your purchase
>minority/fills a quota
Hes a nigger half breed, so its affirmative action
do white really believe this meme? Most of this state will hire a mexi before a black any time of the season. for good reason tbqh
>i am okay with this
I kinda agree tho I hope my post aren't monitored

>._.
sue me m8 it was hot and, and I was in between fapping to thai traps and indonesian traps
>I wanna be getting paid for shitting out paint
than don't follow a damn thing I say, find a wafiu artist and make those lewd drawings. Seriously thats where all the money is, st I wish I was crazy enough to makes those "things"
>my poor hunch back
u'll never even know
>loudly
fuck off faggot do-do't you have some chav'y pics to take at the club
Pls tell me you have a chav cousin that could wank me :_:
>i appreciate
Words are one thing, actions are another ;^)

>>25535340
Well that whole situation is pretty new, so I guess tensions were kinda high when that happened. But hes young and probably gets too into political situation like most youngins. That whole protest thing seems to have simmered down now, but honestly euro teens will always riot their parents did at their age.
>thats fookin rough
Well I guess thats what happens when you drink your emotions, thats a lesson I won't repeat "hopefully". I feel you though I really don't want to but it would kill me if I didn't get to see him before he passed away. But if your da is going to still have a negitve effects on you like if he's
still butthurt best to just let him die alone. If he can't put things from the past behind himself, he's better off letting past eat away at him.

>getting slambbers on the job
Nah I'm pretty sure he doesn't drink on the job, tho he tends to lie to my face now which I hate cause we use to be close. If anything half of that work team is high on the job
The problem is you can lose your driving privilege if you get one DUI in your own car, which this nigga drives with open containers almost all the time.

>worried about the future
Isn't that all of use tho? I always wonder if my 22 years on this earth would just end up being me on the news cause I got shot 17 times by the cops and the whole city riots over it. Shit ain't cash bro

Lol that guys really sounds like my dad and now my brother, talking to my dad you have to watch every word you say cause he'll thing your belittling him and now my brobro is on that spectrum. Even worse since he drinks more and more, he literately thinks I'm trying to insult or compete with him all the time.
If anything you guys just need to have a down to earth convo on that matter, you can't better yourself without some criticism. just tell him to stop being a faggot lol, I think I'm too rough around the edges to be a nu-male. Idk if your one tho you need to take a nu-male test

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>>25536318
>how much females sexualize themselves
Nah senpai the girls that worked their were my step-aunts, I meant I'd never hear the end of it from my former boss man. He was one of those old guys who'd shit and joke on you for something you did years ago, I'd probably lose my current nickname and get something black boner related.
You should never come here then, lots "spanish" bitches are all fine(mostly) looking, something about short brown grilles always gets me. And yeah lol thats literally ever issue, they play those mind games so hard. But those celeb interviews are pretty decent if its someone you know.

>if you get snow
Yeah right tell that to all the faggots over here, its for beach cruising. But beach cruising in solcal is driving on the pacific highway which in fact is a nicely paved highway. Honestly its like the early 2000s again everyone needs to have an SUV because, because no one can give you a real answer why they need one.
Thats the thing, everyone outsourced their airbags to the same company which was japanese airbag company, them outsourcing everything is prob partly why korea is topping them right now

You shoulkd have just told his ass YOU DON"T BELIEVEN GHOSTS, he prob whould have thought your a goyim and fucked off. Don't get me wrong I believe ghost exist but I also know ppl don't tell factual stories or just will embellish the story to get attention. I'll usually question the shit out of someone before hand


also picrealted are the "kool" has nigger rims my faggot uncle has on his 370z that he stores in our garage. This is what ppl dream about when they buy a car, those stock rotors are also pretty laughable too
Also the reason why I have to work on cars on the street

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Alright I'm just about to spam pics and sign off, I have to help that old lady with her big ass house again in the morning.
Might be around for some morning posting if yuros aren't being too autistic(you should know who I'm talking about)

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Oh my ghad like a buttagots I forgot to take a pic of the spehgetti after it was all finished. So just imagine it looks perfezionare you fuken moolies

>>25542965
hispanic males rape hispanic women...

think about it

Today I shall remind you all that:

Gucci Mane has an IQ way above the level of genius.

For entertainment, he watches the films of Fassbinder, Herzog, Truffaut, Godard, Bertolucci, Mallick amongst other even more obscure artists. Long known as an avid reader of philosophy he has mentioned Baudrillard, Dubord, Hegel and Sartre among his inspirations.

He understands the hypocrisy of contemporary morality and street culture and has exploited it to become a millionaire.

Daily reminder that the arab poster peirre ^ is still posting and mods are cucks for not permabanning it

>>25544691
You're the Arab poster you dumb faggot.

>>25544693
Hello piere, how are you

>>25544722
Why are you acting surprised when you see this ID as mine? I've never hid my identity.

>how are you
Great. You?

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>>25543735
Hello brother.

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Does anyone remember when the arab poster leaked muslims nudes he screencapped his own posts? Hmm

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>Arab poster uses Prtscr button and paste function in paint
Advanced hacking skills, no one would ever figure this out.

Do you remember the time you pretended to be Drawanon? I do.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YtB4kxfQPs

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any arab nudes?

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>>25543888
So. You. Want to be Hispanic? Lol.

Going to return it. That's basically it.

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Thoughts?

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What happened

>sum rich and thoughtful discussions going on here

I feel shitty, going to nap or something.

>>25546946
>1 post by this ID

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>>25544953
Found the muslim girl that used to post here

>>25548156
Okay want a cookie?

>>25548165
Want more

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>>25546946
Do you consider yourself a good fello?
>>25545377
Instant erection
>>25544953
and i'm dry as a sponge
>>25544765
>1 day ban
>been gone three days
what horseshit is this?
This thread needs some fresh, grotesque, dumps and it needs them now.
>>25543884
>>25543872
>>25543870
>>25543867
>>25543865
>>25543861
We posting food now?
>>25543820
>hahahahahahaha
Laugh now but I'll be the one laughing at your bedside watching your heart fail from too much patriotic grease.
>land whale
it's a medical condition. Be sensitive I thought this site was innocent.
>Apple rant
An actual fucking pear > Apple
>spit in my face, daddy
If you insist...little weird tho.
>Kick my dick, please.
Woah. There. My.Friend.Please.Slow.Your.Benis.In.This.Thread.Right.Here.Right.Now.
>Yo mama so fat usain runs laps round her calves
Yo fook u mane imma fook u up innit, come here i got all the fish
>you laughed
I haven't laughed like that since...
>i went to the real one with the fake girls
>this many thai
this is what happens when you don't get (euthanized) colonized. When will you learn?

>I'll pay you back
We both know.
>will hire hard workers over none hard workers
i see the good reason too
>thai AND indonesian
The absolute madman when will it end
>lewd
tfw can't even draw a titty worthy of fapping to
fmsu
>that could touch me, it's been so long
i have a broomstick, it'll do you just right just don't go hoping about
>eyo grill send me that vagine and bobs rn bby
(.)(.)
..u ..
>>25542727
just realized
real eyes
real lies
peal lines
>wash up
i remember when boards were nice and segregated. >:(
>still bugging me for
POST IT YOU DAMN SLOOT.
>i have not
>been in ages
well which is it
>art
this is a fair and reasonable reason.
>ticket
just invade us alright ;) :*
>>25541600
gotta feel sorry for black guys with lil dicks
>>25538544
>learn anatomy
>not feminine cock
i know where i went wrong now
>>25538178
>I'll do the eagle
that's my boy :')

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When did 4chan become such a lil bitch?
Did moot really raise a quitter?

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>first samefag spends one year trying to pretend hes pious
>begins posting any nude pic that looks like palechan
>later pretends to be me - the drawanon
>after those two don't work he puts on the moniker of BBC drone

I generally would like to know what mental state and the kind of childhood one has to have to larp as a black person on 4chan.
Most /b/tards and /pol/drones would tell you its a group of niggers who make BBC worship posts. Sometimes it is, but in most cases its just some closeted homofag who wants to see ever girl he knows get "fucked by a pack of niggers"(based mel gibson)

My question is, you acted like you were being ironic, but you knew way too many details for it just to be a joke. Mister Samefag, I ask you this - why do have a boy crush for black dick? Do you want me? Cause you pick on me the least
-Was this all a school yard game to get me to post my dick for you?
-Did the girl you had a crush on start fucking da crew?
-And how much money did you pay for that AAA porn photo shot pics?

>PS: I still blame england for this bbc and cuck epidemic. Doggin was just a pseudo-version of cucking in the 90s-early 2000s that got too popular

oh and thanks mods.....I guess

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I fucking hit "open new link" mid way thru this (u) and it deleted it all

>>25548469
>We posting food now?
I'll have you know mate I use to post foodstuff when there were actual foodie anons that respected it
>patriotic grease
I'll let you know a secret:
Its muhmerican-italian grease that kills most of us, they say their the best chefs but their just fat whops
>it's a medical condition
more like I don't know how to stop eating malted chips and fish
I also want fish and chips now :_;
>site was innocent
Why don't you take your reddit double spacing back to reddic, I bet you love rick and morty too
>My.Friend.Please.Slow.Your.Benis
But I did already brit, did you not see my glorious white dick with the ruler next to it?
>usain runs laps round her calves
that faggot came in third in that 100 meter race, hes a wash up now. thats what happens when you fuck to many white girls
ur mum is fucken phat m8, she produces her own gravity well that swallows up entire stars: cause shes a black hole
>since...
since the last bombing?
>with the fake girls
sh-shut the fuck up, "she" said there was something up with her pussy so we did anal
>When will you learn?
not raping and beheading thai hookers like US soldiers station in korea or thailand
>>25548472
>We both
We still both know you still owe me like 10 drawing requests
I'll just inform your bank
>good reason
insulting a self insult
>fapping to
needing to fap ever lol what are you a fucking non-christan or st?
>..u ..
da fuc thats a fat girls vagvag
(0)(0)
...v...
just looks at those double Ds just like hindi's lol

>>25548472
>peal lines
pearl eyes
there no way to deny
the secrets that lie
that your a twink thats bi
>nice and segregated. >:(
nah its 2017 you need to know that everything that /pol/ says it right
>DAMN SLOOT
wow fucking rude
>which is it
i've not not been in ages (^;
see what I did there?
>reasonable reason
I think hindi posted about a few times and they were just all so off putting. Just make a dick out of hay and pour chicken blood on it and your the voice of your generation
actually don't steal that idea you damn roman cunttius-maxiumus
> invade us alright
just drop the damn price, why is cheaper to fly to stockholm than anywhere in england. Not far pious gets to go

>>25548475
>what did they mean by lines?
Why is it "ridd-it" comes up as spam only on /soc/? But you can spam it on /tv/ all day

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let me get those digits

Why delete my post lol? ...

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>What are you doing currently
Drinking the night away even though I go to Dr. tomorrow to discuss my drinking problem
>Recent music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rlDTK6QI-w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZILjC9-uAmU
>Why are you a NEET
Social/Trust issues / loss of loved ones
>Films/television
NO
>Books
Just got 'Dataclysm' and 'Code of Trust'
>Recent stories(funny or shitty)
cant think of any atm
>etc
my ass itches
>>General Discussion
Hey what's up. Been looking for job for last two months. Used to be able to snag a job "just like that" and that was back when I was involved in a whole lot of nefarious things and way less articulate.
>You don't have to follow these guidelines, although they make it easier to introduce yourself.
Hi
>Just post some content so other anons get to roast you.
I made pic related
>Don't be discouraged from the slow reposes, most of anons here are international
Yay!