INCEL THREAD Incels, post face pics along with the details of

ITT we wait for a gf

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- quiet at home/in private
- dresses well but secretly a slob
- not choosy but short hair p-please
- curvy (thicc is better than thin)
- vidya and runs linux only

>>25502644

contact? I'm 23f

>>25502662

kik: destroyerofskeletal

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Ideal gf:

> 5' 5" or under
> white (or asian)
> in northern america
> wants to be taken care of
> is open to me sometimes leaving her for periods of time for work
>red hair is hot
> vidya

kik - wednesdaynoir

>>25502676

kek

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I'm not ugly desu I just need to get it in before they realize I'm an empathy-deficient autist with bottom tier social skills and and on-off stimulant problem lel

>>25502724
adding you on kik. youre pretty cute desu

I lost my virginity at the age of 24 by lying about being a virgin. First kiss was at the age of 22 and it was a horrible experience.

I strongly considered myself an incel. And yes, I get that people will tell me I was never a true incel because I made it out.

Confidence really is key, as tired as you are of hearing that. You don't just wake up with it, though. It took me years of dressing well, caring about my hygiene, working out, and discovering myself to make it that far.

No one ever said that breaking out of inceldom is easy. It's all about how badly you really want it.

>>25502767
its not that hard to get pussy desu i love when boys are confident really makes my pussy a sweltering yet surprisingly wet waterpark something akin to hurricane harbor in Santa Clarita. that said
>tfw still havent been dicked properly

>>25502743

what's your contact, do you have a discord?

>>25502781
Kik : saltmydish but I'm straight so if ur a dude pls don't hmu

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>>25502609
This is my ideal gf.

>>25502803

added

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>>25502609
-doesn't party
-doesn't indulge orbiters
-doesn't flirt with other guys
-likes me

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>>25502857
is this you?

>>25502743
>P H E N I B U T. Try it
>>25502609
I just want a girl beyond sex

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>>25502609
-cute
-loyal
-devoted
-kind
-fairly shy

>>25502863

are you attractive? am girl with big dreams of love and a jaded eccentric failed normie bf

>>25502823
Pretty much me, I'm mtf trans though

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>>25502877
Yes

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Is this yet another "Im attractive but a total fucking loser so I have to fish for compliments thread" or is it the "Prxnpb2Y" finds a husbando thread?

Whatever the case may be I literally live in the middle of nowhere nowheres land, I just like small girls with dark hair and dark eyes and thats about it really. Usually really hyper ones with lots of energy because i'm super low energy. Long hair.


[spoiler] desu destined to be alone 5ever [/spoiler]

>>25502919
>is it the "Prxnpb2Y" finds a husbando thread?
feels bad when i'm the only one she didn't hit on

>>25502931
ahh shit man im sorry. Your the robro right? Man the other day some fag from r9k took my post and posted it on r9k and made a thread about it.

>>25502896

you're not my type, but gl man I'm sure you'll find someone

>>25502937
sounds like something r9k would do lol

yeah it's because you're a chadlet, if you were incel and ugly as me they'd ignore you too

>>25502919
Whats with all the clutter in the background?

>>25502944
man your all so hung up on superficial shit. Looks are nothing, meaningless. Im also just good at taking pictures every now and then. Also i've posted on r9k since it came back. I've been on r9k since the day it originated and god i hate these poopoo peepee nerds.

>>25502945
Not my house, i just live here now. The basket has my tactical jackets and the shelf thing I haven't even looked at honestly. Theres also a wall of blankets (not making this shit up, its a wall of blankets) to my left that I'm just not going to go near. The closet is filled and uhh my tacticool gear is sorta just in a bin here.

>Incel
The fuck is that

>>25502980
Involuntary celibate, it means adult who does not have sex because nobody wants to have sex with you

>>25502957
>man your all so hung up on superficial shit
everyone else is. you don't see Prxnpb2Y hitting me up do you? nor anyone else. yet you'll always get a response

>>25503018

dude I'm too fucking extroverted for you, I read the party thing and I was like, guy wont like me, and I have a very specific type outside of that in general

Youre being too intense about this man

What's Prxnpb2Y?

>>25502919

and I'll never find a husbando, I'm like pathetically fucking watching this thread, when I'm a girl and should be able to just go out and pick someone up

>>25503032

me

>>25503022
really? because you responded to the first guy and he said he likes quiet stay at home girls

why the fuck do you even bother trying to lie to me

>>25503067
I feel sorry 4 u bro

>>25503067

I reread it afterward and never ended up adding him, and then after that specifically made sure to read everyone elses properly, past that, there are guys in this thread I haven't responded to

I literally don't even know what else to say because that's true

>>25503001
Oh should have known it was some retarded /r9k/ gay belief

>>25503067

If you want to talk to me anyway, give contact

>>25503109

but I'm going to sleep now, so I'll be back later if this thread is still alive

>>25503018
I mean she didn't hit me up neither. Probably nobody will lol

>>25503022
>>25503034
So extroverted you can't find anybody?

>>25503117

I'm like intense and I don't get along with a lot of people, but yeah, night everyonee

>>25503067

I can see why you're an incel.
You sound like a nasty, self-centered person.

>>25502823
It makes me sad that you could one day find a girl that allows you to beat her and if you don't, where will anger and desire for control take you?

>>25503129
i don't think you understand what INVOLUNTARILY celibate means

you're saying i'm nasty, sure. but she skipped right past me in the first place, it's not like that's relevant AT ALL.

whether i'm "nasty" or not is completely irrelevant when i get immediately skipped over every single time no matter what anyways. it's a super basic concept buddy.
>>25503109
why would i waste your time and my time talking to you when it was already proven that you don't have interest in me? what exactly would the point of that be?
>>25503086
kek whatever you say

>>25503095
How do you figure it's even a belief

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tfw voluntarily celibate because you can't handle intimacy and would be a disaster in a relationship and are afraid of men anyway

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>>25503169
>tfw the exact same but afraid of ladies

>>25503163
Oh no, being nasty is relevant.

You may think your personality has nothing to do with anything, but it does. But you'll cry and whine and complain that the world is out to get you. It's not your fault, you can't help it.

You say you're ugly and girls naturally don't like you, which makes you bitter and hateful, which makes you less attractive.

You have confirmation bias that no one wants you , so as soon as someone speaks to you, you snap at them so they go away and you can confirm to yourself "see? It's always the same"

The reality is you don't want anyone to like you, or at least you don't want to work for it, so you label yourself an incel, same as the vast majority of average looking guys who label themselves as such.

>>25503188
Yeah see thats kinda how my life turned out. Everybody sorta left due to culture shift and I became angry and jaded. Now I freely admit I don't want nobody around but at the same time I do. God I'm a mess.

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When the dating website are full of 10+ partners women and you can't approach women in bars without getting shutdown instantly.
I wish i had a social circle

>>25503219
Stop wearing fingerless gloves.

Get a nicer looking pair of glasses.

Groom your hair.

Commit to beard or no beard; no in between.

Take selfies in better lighting.

>>25503227
Took at the gym, the gloves did nothing wrong, they are important to the work out

>>25503188
>this guy doesn't understand a stepwise process
To get a gf, you must go through the steps in order

Step 1. Be physically attractive

You can clearly see that I never reach the step where personality has anything to do with it.

Nobody fucking looks at someone and is like "oh he's ugly as fuck but I bet I'd love his personality." Are you fucking retarded or psycho? Why push this shitty narrative to fit your delusional worldview? It's wrong. I've done nothing but speak objective facts. Sorry for being frank and talking about true facts, but if you don't get it you probably never will. Which is good for you I guess, means you're not fucking INCEL.
>>25503209
Yeah because you pass step 1.

>>25503253
You need gloves at the gym? Is there something wrong with your wrists?

>>25502957
That sucks, hope you can find your own place soon

>>25503263
tfw pass step 1

>>25503269
Nah I live here cost of living free and I get paid 40 hour weeks to landscape, cook and do whatever tasks needed. Its a pretty sweet deallio

>>25502961
get out of here normie fuck

>>25503268
Gripping weights and doing chin up start to hurt your hand at some point.

>>25503188
most men rate most men as average, most women rate most men as below average

>>25502767
Is it worse, knowing what you're missing out on now that you've experience it?

>>25503534
Absolutely fucking not. Now that I've gotten it out of the way, I know it's possible and that's one huge hurdle gone forever. I couldn't give two shits when it happened, as long as it happened.

Like that proverb, the best time to plant a tree is twenty years ago. The second best time is now.

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>>25502875
>>25502919
qts

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>tfw no qt waifu to cook for
;_; japanese calamari anybody?

>>25504244
I'll be ur qt waifu senpai, that stuff looks good

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>>25504344
Thats what they all say desu

Cucumber salad, sushi rice (fucking nailed it finally), preme kimchi since gotta use it up and ..some other shit like sushi tuna and avocado or something I don't remember. The other night.

>tfw i cook for 2 old people and myself because nobody else to cook for
>they love my cooking because they get 3 star tier food for dirt cheap whenever they want in the middle of fucking nowhere nowhere land

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>>25504381
You sound like a nice person, wish you would cook for me. I usually eat frozen pizza/tendies.

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>>25504506
I'm not exactly a nice person. Im just the guy that cuts the trees here

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posting again, im very very very lonely and desperate for any female attention lol. I'm 18 / 6'1" / 180lbs and 6.5" , kik is saltmydish but no dudes or trans PLEASE :/

>>25502823
None of that is healthy

>>25504652
Where have you been all my life, woodsman? And why in the name of Hell are you single? I would totally throw a Pokeball at you and not let any of those Stacies touch you.

>>25502896
Whats ur kik boytoy

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is there anything i can improve or am i doomed forever?

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>>25502644
5/10
It's not a secret that you're a slob.
>>25502724
5/10
>>25502743
4/10
You're not explicitly ugly but you have a smug face, you're also 3dgy and annoying.
>>25502857
3/10
Stop being fat.
>>25502875
5/10 (estimated)
remove doggo filter.
>>25502896
6/10
You give off gay vibes
>>25502919
7.5/10
Stop being a then loser I guess.
>>25502961
6.5/10
Your hairline and the thickness of your hair doesn't look like it suits being long (at least from the pic)
>>25503219
3/10
Brush teefs pls :^(
>>25505066
you look like cabbage patch kid in this pic pls delet

>>25505121
>ugliest in the thread

i'm fucking undefeated, universally renowned as the ugliest in every thread i've ever posted in

not even surprised.

>>25505143
I think the guy who doesn't brush his teeth is slightly uglier but I'd need to see your teeth piggy

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>>25505154

>>25505166
try some white strips :3c

I was sick of seeing you on r9k btw

>>25505178
i don't give a fuck if you were sick of it

>>25505184
:^0

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>patient/chill
>doesn't like drama
>not picky after that

>>25504244

Looks frozen desu desu.

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where to find girl that is chill and enjoys talking

>>25505154
Jokes on you i brush twice a day, not everyone has white teeth.

This thread seems to bear more fruit than the actual skype, discord etc threads

half the anon's posting in here dont even look incel lol

>>25505091
Uhh... Ive been here almost half of mine so you just didnt look hard enough

>>25505121
I REFUSE to stop being a loser thank you

>>25506137
Ill have you know i destroyed a ton of peanut oil in the process of making this. The squid was frozen but i cut it, battered and fried it

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Do I really deserve a 3/10 ?

>>25506457
yes lol

your hairline as absolutely trash and you look like a pedo

>19
>likes music, dark humor, video games
>wants a funny girl who can cook
>kik: lord_fay
>if you add me on kik you'll see my pic

>>25506479
>>25506479
>That hate

Your balding dad ran away when he couldnt touch you anymore ?
I'll take your agressive judgement as it is, your projection :^)

>>25503281
I am the only true robot here

>>25506528
>someone said something I don't like... they're projecting!

whew

>>25506528
Dude... You obviously came here looking for advice. Stop shutting down people who are giving it to you. This is exactly why incels stay incel.

>>25506207
You're an incel, because your untouchable, or something is psychologically wrong with you

>>25506719
>Shit hairline
>Advice

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Seriously any guy that's Midwest and can hold a conversation, all I want is someone I can talk to without having to carry the entire thing

Kik- TechpriestEnginseer

>>25502857
c-contact info?

>>25508698
kik is absurdpupper

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>ideal gf
Biological Female
Aged 18-27
Essentially pic related

>contact info
kik: carrotsandcelery
I am uglier then all posters here, I have hard time believing any are incel, hence no pic from me.

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more volcel than anything I guess. gf broke up with me today so no secks.

ideal girl: small, thin, dark hair, any color eyes, long hair, kind/not bitchy

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My ideal.has to be thic. 5 foot 6 and below. I do t want to be dating andrew the giant. When I say thic, I mean I want half of your body weight to bein your tits and ass. If youre a chestlet or a glutlet dont even bother responding. My ideal gf stays in a kitchen and only hangs out with girl friends. If you've had any other dick inside you please swipe left you fucking whore. I won't expect much from you sense youre a female. A good skill to have is how to suck a fat dick.Hollar at [email protected]

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>>25511174
another pic

>>25502875
you're a qt

>>25511174
no offense but i feel like you don't really belong in this thread lmao

>>25503152
It has nothing to do with anger anon. It's just a sexual fetish of mine. Just supercharged BDSM or something.
It's still fucked up I agree

>>25505090
Unhealthy gf for an unhealthy boy.

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Lurking waiting and bumbing for love

>>25505260

you look like a mtf sculpted out of playdough

I don't want this thread to die.

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ideal gf: fat, kind, optimistic, silly sense of humour, has a creative interest of some kind, likes memes, lives in australia
kik is turbopleb
bls respomb

>>25511764
I can't tell if that's a good, bad, or a neutral thing

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Lonely, I attract girls sometimes but drive them away with my personality, tend to get jealous, for example if a girl talks to 15 guys at once. I realize the dating game is skewed, that's why I invest some time in self-improvement like gym, nofap and eating healthy.

Live in yurop so that would be my requirement for a girl, guys can add me too for incel memes. Picture set as pfp, can send some aswell

Kik: Veganski

What is a incel?

>>25514811
involuntarily celibate

can't have sex because no one will have sex with them

>>25508698
why ask for contact info if you're not going to hmu ;-;

>>25512231
If that's really you in that pic, I really want to go through your hair with my fingers over and over again and I find you attractive. I don't fit any of your criteria so... bummers

>>25514857
Seriously?

>>25514862
Yes, why?

>>25514866
Idk, I'm a straight guy, but I don't see this guy as attractive. A lot of better looking dudes in this thread imo...
Is he actually "hot", or is he just your type or something?

>>25505112
doomed forever.

>>25514876
He's just my type, that's it. But I really like his hair and there's just that something special that makes you like a person I guess. None others ITT did it for me, even though they might be objectively attractive.

>>25514831
Sorry! I didn't think you would answer and gave up. I just checked the thread one last time just in case.

>>25514890
Ahh ok gotcha

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Not sure if I qualify as "incel" yet and fuck if I ever want to, but that seems to be the path I'm headed down unfortunately. I guess it's because I'm still deluding myself into thinking I have any right to have standards

Like fuck I'm actually told I'm a pretty talented person but with girls - at least the ones I'm attracted to - it's always like "you're a sweet guy and you'll find someone one day"

I like to think it's karma but really it's probably just me being a social shitter. I guess the type of girl I'm attracted to (i.e. cynical and a bit evil) is typically the type who's unimpressed with people like me, which is a damn shame

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Hello bbs. I have a fetish for virgin boys. Let me explain myself. I'm 5'9 with dark red hair and grey/blue eyes. I'm fat but I have a great figure so it's tolerable. I play overwatch almost always in my free time but am open to new video games. I am an ENTP/ENFP personality. I have jobs and support myself. I'm clingy and enjoy voice chatting. Will flirt with anyone who gives me attention. I live in the USA (east coast). Pls give me the attention I need and I will give you the love you want. Thx.
Discord: kgb#3904

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>>25505143
fucking bet nerd, i will take the crown

>>25505154
rev up those twos

crossing my fingers for a floating point

>>25507035
Shave your head dickhead

>>25514960
seems legit

>>25514960
Do you have a kik?

>>25515124
I literally timestamped bc I knew people would question it. Do you need me to put a fuckin shoe on my head.

I don't know if I count as a incel, I am really only a virgin because of my own hang ups with people. I

>>25515444
>shoe on head
now that's oldschool

>>25515583
he he he i can triforce reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

but someone pls add me im lonely and need frinds

>>25515624
I don't think you even posted anything in thred

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ideal gf:
>not fat
>laid back
>vidya

kik - SlowMoSocks

>>25514960
Cute girl.

What is a incel?

>>25516636
Gl with that

>>25517934
involuntarily celibate
people who are too autistic/unattractive to get a spouse

-clingy
-failed normie as well.
-fat
-tv,outdoors,vidya
-USA or Mexico

I'm fat (working on it), 6'2", white, normal face, hygienic, and PTSD riddled.

>>25504652
Hey, contact?

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I'm from the fat uggo club and my ideal husbando is basically play vidyas all day and rant about it; I really don't care about his physique and if he's shy af as me I think we could get along because I prefer to spend some loner time with another loner/autistic as me. :^)

>>25518454
hmu senpai >>25512231

>hamplanet
>ugly
>horrible anxiety
>depression
>no personality from isolation
>too scared to even post a photo of my face

I'm a horrible wretch desu, just kill me now.

>>25518478
Post a pic, I bet you're fine :)

>>25518478
>hamplanet
r u gril

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Kissless handholdless virgin and all women want to kill me.

>>25518487
I can't bring myself to do it.

>>25518490
Nope.

>>25518508
Trust me, you're definitely being too hard on yourself. You're probably >5 honestly
Just do it anon! :)

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>>25518516
Stop whiteknighing bro. They clearly think they are ugly. Chances are that they are. Hop off it.

>>25518529
Didn't know it was possible to wk a guy. Also he's definitely better looking than you.

>>25518536
Not a chance. I mog you both into oblivion. Revel in my dominance, loser.

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>being into anime is a plus
>t h i c c
>any race
>into theatre

>>25506457

bi here

shave your hair off, enough so that you've got a bit of stubble as hair

trim beard and give yourself a nice stubble

you'd look p good with that look imo

>>25518540
Tfw you actually think that you're not 100% ugly top kek
Wtf is wrong with your arms btw? They look dislocated.

>>25518730
From an objective standpoint, I could not be considered ugly. I have fairly decent bone structure and bone mass, look masculine, and have a large skull. You can keep coping though, seeing as you haven't posted a pic.

>>25518766
>having a big head is attractive
Kek
And no, I obviously won't post a pic now, you're the kind of guy to try to dox me/spam my pic out of spite