Assume thread

>>25501971
Im going to assume you eat food. Also youre a wine drinker with mostly female friends. But a few male friends you know like you and that fact makes you feel good about yourself. Im not saying youre a bad person or anything, i have a feeling youre usually very nice and friendly to all.

>>25501994
I eat food. Not drink so much.
And still single. :-)
You?

>>25501971
I assume you're Asian

>>25502021
Problem?

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okai

>>25501971
Says sorry too much.

Gives incredibly thoughtful and thorough head

Thinks about someone cuddling her while watching her favorite show and feels sad.

Goes out of her way for people only to not have her feelings reciprocated or appreciated and ends up more reclusive and depressive.

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>>25501971
Family oriented, pretty close with friends and co workers, straight edge
>>25502025
Really into edm
Likes going to set galleries and museums
People think you're super innocent but you're actually a freak

>>25502028
Maybe I say it too much...
Yes I like to keep my active and think through a lot.
And two last: maybe it is so :-)

>>25502025
Hates 90% of people on face value

Would probably kick your ass if you pissed her off

Strong willed as fuck

Owns/ has owned some sort of unusual pet. (Turtle, snake, tadpoles, whatever not a dog/cat)

Once threw a half full can of beer at someone and split their head open but ran off and didn't get caught.

>>25502025

Loves anal.

>>25502040
Yes I think it is true.

You like travel and extreme sports?

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>>25501971
You like to wear loose fitting clothing and believe in God
>>25502040
You listen to rap and try to rap
>>25502025
You're outgoing, do drugs, and secretly fantasize about big dicks

>>25502070
you look like the kinda guy that fantasises about his mother.

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>>25501971
I assume you're into really vanilla sex but only because the guys that are into you are into it
>>25502025
You're just really pretty and I keep getting distracted by it.
>>25502040
Hmm... you are a vegetarian?
>>25502070
I'm gonna say you can squat with your heels on the ground.

>>25502076
Well she is hot as fuck. Where do you think I got the (masculine version of the) face from.
>>25502098
Thinks the facial hair he has is very annoying because he gets food in it allll the time but keeps it anyway due to his vanity

>>25502060
Pretty close
>>25502070
>listen to rap
Not really most of it is really bad these days
>try to rap
Id probably kms if I did
>>25502098
I eat way to much to be a vegetarian

>>25502025
>>25501971

I'm getting head

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Pls no bully

>>25502201

no promises.

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>>25502040
lives in the south (i know, lame assumption)
>>25502070
neet
>>25502098
browses pol

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>>25501971
you're probably very sensitive and sweet. a cancer or a pisces. the kind of person who remembers details about a person that others forget.

>>25502025
you're probably into surface level punk and love guys with tattoos, likely good at video games too

>>25502040
volunteers a lot, draws in their spare time. pretty chill and humble.

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Hey guys! I'm on the right.
>>25502277
I feel like you're an awesome judge of character. You tend to see the good in most people.
>>25502234
I feel like you're really passionate about something peculiar. Really interesting dude to talk to.
>>25502098
You look like a dude that knows how to sail a ship.
>>25502070
I feel like you have a pretty interesting job.
>>25502040
You're great at storytelling and you can hold the attention of a group when you do.

assertive bump

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Nam jef

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>>25501971
Anxiety issues, clingy
>>25502025
Has instagram, fairly good at pic editing
>>25502040
Skaterboy, likes to say "see ya later boy"
>>25502070
Social anxiety, learned guitar in attempt to be more interesting
>>25502197
Anger issues
>>25502277
Talks deeper than his voices natural cadence to sound more alpha
>>25503826
Shops at urban outfitters

>>25501971
You only date within your race and refuse to give other people a chance, maybe on account of your parents education or just plain bitchy.

I assumed this was gonna be a sausagefest.

I was right.

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>>25501971
you are a lil insecure but super sweet
>>25502025
you like metal music and down to earth
>>25502040
you watch anime
>>25502070
i honestly dont know
>>25502098
you're actually a serial killer
>>25502197
you're a bouncer
>>25502234
you go to the gym a lot
>>25502277
you're drowning in DMs
>>25503826
you have a gang of really cool trendy people
>>25503998
you are a DIY kinda guy
>>25504002
you used to smoke a lot of weed

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>>25505469

>>25502070
I like all the fitting and not seriously believe
>>25502098
No comment
>>25502277
Yes
>>25504002
No
>>25505393
Race doesn't matter to me. My parents maybe disagree but willing to try on
>>25505469
Yes I guess

>>25502025
You're hair is amazing. And you have very striking features.

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This should be fun

>>25501971
You look like a very sweet person
You know how to cook the best asian foods
You're passionate about old 90s cartoons

>>25502025
You used to listen to Paramore but now you listen to EDM
You probably have a tattoo on your hip

>>25502040
You probably play support in Overwatch
You'll buy a beer for your homies

>>25505469
You look kawaii as fuck. That dog is probably scared of you. You make great mac and cheese. You're probably good at math.

>>25504002
You're probably cool IRL but lame on the internet
You're a good BBQ cook

>>25505618
you're into geek culture and have interesting input to conversation

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Assume

>>25505625
phew it's like you know me </3

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>>25501971
Secretly has a really pretty singing voice
>>25502025
Unironically listens to 8-bit versions of shitty pop-punk songs
>>25502040
Goes for morning jogs and feels really fulfilled from it
>>25502070
Owns a telescope
>>25502098
Smokes cigarettes and feels kinda shitty about it, but not enough to quit
>>25502234
Has a good palate for wine, and owns all cast-iron pans
>>25502277
Meditates and goes to bed early
>>25503826
You seem /fa/
>>25503998
Knock it off, sad chad. You gotta rate others.
>>25504002
Does that thing where to tap your fingers on the steering wheel to the beat you're singing to
>>25505469
Presses flowers in cute designs and makes them into bookmarks
>>25505618
Hosts the movie nights for your friend group

>>25505469
>watches anime
Winner winner chicken dinner
>>25505618
Lucio and Anna o.o
>>25505732
I'm training for the LA marathon next year so pretty accurate

>>25505732
i'm not chad cunt

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>>25506213
shave that fluff man
>>25505732
likes to paint
>>25505636
college athlete
>>25505618
enjoys watching sport, makes bad jokes
>>25505469
blogger
>>25504002
kinda shy
>>25503998
bi vibes

>>25505618
Mains Diddy

bumpy

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>>25505732
Has lots of friendzoned guy friends, but only dates douche bros
>>25506213
Eats a lot but doesn't get fat
>>25506598
Isn't really you, but you killed a dude and stole his identity

>>25506857
it is me

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Do your worst.

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>>25509002
Get friendzoned a lot

>>25506857
Dates chubby girls and is happy with life.

>>25506598
The cool dude at the parties.

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>>25509007
outgoing, goes to lots of shows, concerts
>>25509002
you dont look very happy ): hopefully im wrong
>>25506598
has a fun personality, always cracking jokes and smirking
>>25506213
is into idm
>>25505732
is cute but doesn't really believe it
>>25505618
likes anime and goes to conventions
>>25505469
is into art and goes on tumblr also be my gf pls
>>25504002
pbly reserved but really nice guy when people get to know you
>>25503826
cool guy, always looks trendy
>>25502277
looks confident
>>25502234
curls more than i can bench /:
>>25502197
you look kind of intimidating
>>25502098
likes to drink a lot, but is a nice friendly drunk

>>25509029
sporty and STEM
>>25509007
knows how to program

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>>25509029
Uses a shampoo bar

>>25509007
I'm guessing you're a musician because you're on a stage?

>>25509002
Watches anime

>>25506857
Is British

>>25506598
I really don't know...you have neat shades though

>>25506213
Eats lucky charms

>>25505732
Finally someone else with messy hair and little to no makeup. WANNA BE FRIEND? Also I'll assume you play an instrument

>>25505636
Too young to be here

>>25502197
Listens to electronic music

>>25509401

more?

>>25509401
>Uses a shampoo bar
i dont understand...

>>25509429

they invent all sorts of weird shit these days.

>>25509429
Because your hair looks really thick I guess.

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Whatever, I'll jump in here

>>25502234
Either lifts a ton or goes to church every Sunday

>>25502277
Friendly, can match you shot for shot

>>25503826
Likes to squat on beaches when not drinking on them

>>25503998
Posts edgy memes

>>25504002
Works at a small, organic coffee shop. Might even own one.

>>25505469
Shy, secretly into reality TV, enjoys really weird shows and movies

>>25505618
Weeaboo, or if Japanese, is considered whatever a japenese americaphile would be

>>25505636
Unfortunately died too early in a incident where the cops thought he was a recent robbery perp

>>25505732
Loves that RanchLife(TM), will talk your ear off about her horses

>>25506213
Really good at speedrunning the real Mario 2

>>25506598
Participates in the weekend Yoga in the Park, asks people to sign petitions on the weekend

>>25506857
Fears being labeled a skinhead/is secretly one

>>25509002
Has a lovely singing voice

>>25509007
Tries to impress people with obscure tech knowledge

>>25509029
Has a waifu until he can get an irl girlfriend or two backup internet girlfriend's

>>25509401
Really into art, quietly slacks in the background of most places

Fuck this took more than I expected it to

>>25509442
Lives in the mirror realm

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I think this is a good enough picture of me

>>25509450
I mean, you're not wrong

>>25502197
Also it looks like you're in a living room that's in the middle of a tropical island

>>25509442
lol I just joined pilates in the park event on fb (id changed)
you do webdesign or sth tech

>>25509476
Man I wish. Self teaching web design at the moment though, along with trying to do a game jam.

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>>25502040
Hangs out with mostly white guys

>>25502098
Hears Zach Galifianakis jokes a lot

>>25502234
Looks older than you really are

>>25509029
Shy

>>25509442
Fantasizes about being a popular youtuber

>>25509721
looks cool, girls prob like you
>>25509623
says yes to kinky stuff

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>>25509721
Works out 3 times a week
>>25509623
Has an insta with 500+ followers
>>25509442
College STEM
>>25509401
Into vidya OR is some sort of artist

>>25502098
>You're just really pretty and I keep getting distracted by it.
KEK how thirsty is this faggot? Holy shit he's pathetic...

>>25510114
Well, I do like vidya and also draw and make mediocre techno occasionally.
Bravo!

>>25510114
Either a model or actor

>>25509623
Is a dancer

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>>25502234
you never seem interested in my conversations
>>25502277
very supportive
>>25503826
you like to chill...but also gets shit done / the duality of man
>>25504002
you talk quietly
>>25505469
you dont talk to anyone at school
>>25505732
very genuine personality, good conversationalist
>>25506598
witty
>>25509007
i like your smile! you probably get too excited at partys but you mean well
>>25509401
productive, independent, partner-in-crime
>>25510114
always in a hurry!!!

>>25501971
Would be nice if the beautiful OP came back to talk again.

>>25511645
What you want to talk?

>>25512324
sleepless
>>25510749
trap but the reserved type

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>>25501971
Resents guys for not approaching her when she makes zero effort to start anything going
>>25502025
Goes to anime conventions
>>25502040
Never lets his phone go below 50% charge
>>25502070
Carries a notepad and pen everywhere he goes, just in case he needs to write the next great novel
>>25502098
Wears too much deodorant
>>25502197
Is in the middle of a several-week-long diarrhoea epidemic and doesn't know what's causing it
>>25502234
Buys a new pair of replacement earbuds every few months because the last ones aren't quite perfect
>>25502277
Afraid to spend more than $40 on a piece of clothing
>>25503826
Goes running once every 3 weeks just so he can say he does it
>>25503998
Love shitty facebook memes like protec/attac or whatever
>>25504002
Downloads a new album every week, listens to it once or twice then never again
>>25505469
Considers herself to be awkward/antisocial despite her LTR and large group of close friends
>>25505618
Is currently hunching over his laptop and will immediately reset his posture upon reading this comment
>>25505636
In a graduate program of some large company but thinks he doesn't belong there
>>25505732
Your twitter icon is a diagonal semi-closeup shot of your face with a hand somewhere in there
>>25506213
Reads loads of history books but can never remember the interesting details when talking about them with people
>>25506598
Subscribes to 10+ great podcasts, but is starting to feel bogged down by having to keep up with all of them, and wondering which ones to cut off
>>25506857
Has an cotton swab somewhere in his ear but doesn't think its worth going to see a doctor to get it out
>>25509002
Subscribed to 400+ youtube channels, can't be bothered to go through and clean out the shit ones
>>25509007
Is bad at regulating how much and what he drinks, tends to throw up a lot at the end of nights out
>>25509029
Gravitates to the back/side of whatever room he's in
>>25509401
Facebook profile pic involves a dog

to be continued

>>25510114
Tricked ya, I'm in liberal arts

>>25509442
Has 30k+ tweets, most of them in all-lowercase
>>25509451
Still has all his old schoolbooks, for no particular reason
>>25509623
Has too many clothes and can't decide which to throw out
>>25509721
Has been cooking the same 4 or 5 meals on rotation for several years
>>25510114
Considers "food" to be a hobby
>>25510645
Has recently started posting (what he considers to be) objective political commentary on facebook in an effort to appear intellectual
>>25510749
Has shaved his(?) legs and posted lewd pics of them on 4chan somewhere
>>25512324
Wears baggy jeans because they're comfy

Man, I do love projecting myself onto other people in these threads

>>25512324
serotonine deficient

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>>25502025

Likes to hook up with girls but doesn't tell anyone

>>25513285
Watches buffy

>>25513285
Good kisser, introvert. Also smokes.

>>25513004
>>25513165
Correct, I work second shift, fml
>>25513157
Nope, skinny jeans, guys like staring at my butt.

>>25501971
I was going to think of something clever but I'm too lazy

>>25512287
What part of the world do you live? United States (Florida) here.

What is the weather like where you live? Hot and humid here.

What is your native language?

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>>25514059

>>25514067
Look a basement dweller.

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>>25514824
Aww look, it's a mad lil virgin boy ;(
>Would be nice if the beautiful OP came back to talk again.
God, how desperate are you?

>>25514836
Aww look it's a little gay pedo!

>>25502025
slutty af

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>>25515170
Loves coffee especially Starbucks

>>25516313
Likes to skate, smokes weed and listens to underground grungy rap

Bump for OP to come back.

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the first thing you should assume about me is that I can't come up with anything about other people.

>>25517731
She is so pretty.

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>>25517731
>>25518093

>>25518097

See prior poster 's comments about gay pedos.....

>>25518534
Wow some random thirsty faggot called me a gay pedo based on nothing at all. What's next? Saying you fucked my mom? Woah! Give it up bud, women can smell your desperation.

>>25501971
I am going to assume you would not go out with me, if I asked.

>>25518548
Methinks the gay pedo doeth protest too much.

Anon hit the truth on the head that time.

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>>25518795
>>25518803
Stop. Horrible effort.

>>25518807
Truth hurts pedoanon, ehh? :-p

>>25501971
Good at math.

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>>25519240