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And here's me! Ask me anything. I'll try to get to know you guys a bit as well if this takes off.

assertive bump

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>>25493014
I'll help you out, OP...

Loving the coat, where'd you get it?
Where are you from?
What's the worst injury you've ever had?
When were you last punched in the face?

That should be enough for now.

>>25493014
What should I do with my life?

>>25493014
What are your political beliefs?
>>25493217
Who has had the greatest impact in on your life?

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>>25493235
>>25493014
>>25493217
Forgot to add my picture

>>25493239
>>25493235
>Who has had the greatest impact in on your life?
Probably my girlfriend. I had everything planned out last year to kill myself, she found out about it and begged me until I at least tried to get help first. Haven't given suicide much thought since seeing the doctor, still pops up now and then but it's no longer something I "need".

What's your biggest regret in life?

>>25493217
Haha thanks mate! I got the coat from my girlfriend who bought it in Antwerp like a year back. I'm from the Netherlands myself, how about you? My worst injury is probably my knees from abusing them via millitary service and running long distance in bad footwear. I can't run for longer periods of time now and they hurt quite badly at random times. I was punched in the face today but I box so that's quite a common thing for me.
Who is your best friend and what makes that person your best friend?
>>25493230
Persue your passion or make finding your passion in life your full time job. Work hard once you find it.
>>25493235
I feel like I'm a humanitarian. But a pragmatic one at that. How about yourself dude? Also, what is your fondest childhood memory?

>>25493267
Well damn, there goes my hopes of picking one up locally, heh. Should be easy enough to find something similar, hopefully it'll look as good.
I'm from Scotland, just moved to Sweden a couple of weeks back though.
Ah, that sounds tough. You could probably run longer for me though but I mean, I'm a lazy fuck...

Given that I've just moved to Sweden and I never really had many back in Scotland I think I'll have to pass on that one, heh. I'd say my girlfriend but that sounds a little pathetic.

that's good to hear dude, glad you are doing better.

I try not to focus on regrets, since there is nothing I can do to change the past, but I do wish that I would have realized earlier than I did that being introverted and reserved doesn't get you anywhere interesting in life.

>>25493267
Neat, socially, my beliefs are on the traditional/conservative side, but my economic views are more on the left (pro regulation, pro labor union, etc). My fondest childhood memories are probably holidays spent with family.

I always appreciate the threads you start here, they are always refreshing to see in the sea of trap/dick/fetish threads.

>>25493620
forgot to add your post number >>25493263

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>>25493014
were you actually going for the sexy vicar look, or is that accidental?
>>25493217
How long did it take you to grow that hair?
>>25493239
on a scale of 1-10 how exciting are you?

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Fire away

>>25493014
Every thought of modeling?>>25493217
Natural eye color or contacts?>>25493239
What is on your mind in that pic that has you so deep in thought?
>>25493654
Why is there so much sadness behind those eyes?

>>25493682
there isn't I promise. lol.
I just suck at smiling.

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>>25493014
What do you tell yourself to keep yourself motivated on bad days?
>>25493217
Given the choice between rewriting a past wrong and peering into the future which would you pick?
>>25493654
What is something you've been putting off?

>>25493682
natural eye color.

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anyone wanna go out for dinner?

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>>25493014
If you were forced to kill a member of your family, who would you kill and why?
>>25493217
What was the last thing that made you smile?
>>25493239
What do you think is your best feature?
>>25493654
What do you hope to accomplish before you die?
>>25493830
If you could experience any period of human history, which time period would you choose?

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>>25493654
>How long did it take you to grow that hair?
I started growing it long back in back in 2010, it used to be a lot longer than it currently is, all the way down my back. I've had a few trims since then though, just to keep it healthy.

What's the worst pick-up line you've ever had?

>>25493659
>>25493682
>Natural eye color or contacts?
I thought the modelling question was for me at first, aha. But yeah, natural eye colour.

What's your most embarrassing hairstyle?

>>25493830
>Given the choice between rewriting a past wrong and peering into the future which would you pick?
Damn, that's a good one. I'd have to go with the former though, I know for a fact if given the chance it'd have a great impact on my future.

If you could be anyone for a day, dead or alive, who would it be and why?

>>25494506
>What was the last thing that made you smile?
This little guy refusing to shut his legs...

What's the worst thing anyone has ever done to you?

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>>25493299
Yeah man! They're quite common nowadays. I think you could even pick up something similar at H&M. And nah man! My girl is my best mate as well I think. What's she like?
>>25493620
Ahw thanks man! Yeah this board could be so mutch more fun I feel.
>>25493654
Hahaha yeah now that you mention it, I do kind of look like a priest here don't I? What's the most important life lesson you've learned so far?
>>25493659
>>25493682
I do model every once in a while (pic related) but not professionaly. What are you most proud of in life?
>>25493830
On bad days I tell myself we're all monkeys on a rock flying through space. Don't take life so seriously. As for my question: Describe your parents.
>>25494474
Haha sure!
>>25494506
If I absolutely had to I'd kill my grandma. She abused my mom as a kid both physically and emotionally. And she's getting to the end of her life anyways. What's the last time you've been truely happy? And what's the last time you cried?

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Pic of me trying to put my foot behind my head while drunk at 11 in the morning only pic I have of me on my phone

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>>25495093
I know it might sound weird, but I saw a super dope german navy coat on varusteleka, though it's military surplus, pic related.

>>25495341
Ok sweet! I can see why you dig it but I think one row of buttons and maybe more subtle ones would look way better. Also the sleeves aren't that nice of a fit. I think you could find something better mate but it's up to you ofcourse!

>>25495394
It's understandable. but it's like 40 bucks, decently priced, can modify it, and you can bet it's waterproof, since it was standard bundesmarine wear

>>25495093
>Yeah man! They're quite common nowadays. I think you could even pick up something similar at H&M. And nah man! My girl is my best mate as well I think. What's she like?
Might hit the place up when I've got some extra cash then, thanks. Psh, where could I even start? She's incredible, genuinely the strongest person I've ever met. Gorgeous, intelligent as fuck, has MS and rarely complains even though she has every right to, whips out puns from fucking nowhere, skin like silk.... I mean I could go on and on. But yeah, what about your girl?

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A lot of y'all have prolly already seen my miserable ass around here... ask me anything

>>25495511
Kys

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>>25495075
The angry unicorn

>>25495093
How much were you paid to model that?
>>25495075
>great impact on my future.
Aha but wait
what about the butterfly effect?
>anyone
I'd be Trump and begin a crusade trying to offend as many people as possible.
>>25494506
>any period of human history
I think it'd be fun to go back to the medieval era and become a revered alchemist for knowing basic chemistry, ahaha.
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What is the one thing in life that you feel has had the greatest impact?

>>25494506
>What do you think is your best feature
I personally like my eyes,the color especially
What are you passionate about in life?

>>25493654
>on a scale of 1-10 how exciting are you?
6-7 maybe, I have a somewhat spontaneous and adventurous personality but nothing over the top.
Who is your favorite historical figure?

Has anyone be excited by pissing just before jerk off?

>>25495075
Wow, he is such a cutie! I can see why that was your answer, haha!
To respond to your question, I had something pretty traumatic happen to me a little over a year ago. While remaining as vague as possible, it is something I think about quite a lot.
>>25495093
I'm very sorry to hear that. Hopefully you've been able to cultivate a happy and fulfilling life for yourself despite all of that misfortune.
It may sound very small and stupid, but the other day I fell asleep in the sun on this little wicker chair I have on my balcony, and waking up to see the sunset made me incredibly happy. The last time I cried was also just a few days ago, thinking about the many mistakes of my past and worries of the future.
>>25496015
Such a cool answer! The Medieval Era is such a fascinating time, but perhaps that's only because of all the great books, movies, and video games that were set in said time period. I wish alchemy was still a thing.
I spent December of 2016 to March of 2017 living in the woods of North Carolina. I learned quite a lot about the world, people, nature, and myself. It definitely changed my life. And I became a bow drilling god.
>>25496038
Your eyes seem to be a very nice shade of green, at least from the photo you posted. Very understandable answer!
Botany and sustainable agriculture! My dream is to one day own my own farm with a bunch of animals that would just hang out, trim the grass and fertilize the crops. Ideally, I'd be able to completely live off of what I grow.

I didn't ask any questions back, because I was unsure if that was the protocol, sorry!

>>25495093
Birth of my children hands down.

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>>25495511
What are your parents like?
>>25495306
If you discovered you were going blind what would be the last thing you wanted to see?
>>25494506
Would you rather be paralyzed and unable to communicate or lose your mind?
>>25494474
Do you truly hate anyone and if so why?

>>25496915
What's the weirdest picture you have on your phone?
>>25496767
>bow drilling god.
Always wanted to be able to do that.
>In the woods
In a cabin?
How cut off were you?
Why?
How'd you survive without wifi?
>>25496767
>I wish alchemy was still a thing.
Haha, we'd have some weird af shops popping up if it came back

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Fuck it

Bump, interesting thread.

>>25493659
but anon, it's hip to be square

>>25496915
Where did you get that cool hat?

>>25496767
>Botany and sustainable agriculture! My dream is to one day own my own farm with a bunch of animals that would just hang out, trim the grass and fertilize the crops. Ideally, I'd be able to completely live off of what I grow.

That's really awesome, self-sustainability has always had a certain appeal to me as well

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>>25493014
What is your favorite book
>>25493217
What makes you genuinely smile
>>25493239
What is the worst thing you've ever eaten
>>25493654
What is your biggest ambition on life
>>25493659
Ever broken any bones
>>25493830
What is your favorite music video
>>25494474
What is your happy place
>>25494506
You've only got 3 meals left in your life, what are they
>>25495306
Best party you have ever attended
>>25495511
It's time to dance, what is your song of choice
>>25495670
What is your ideal day
>>25496915
You've got 36hrs to live, what do you do
>>25497380
What body mods do you like, what ones do you dislike

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>>25499295
hey I didn't know you still came here

drunk n half asleep on my day off ama

>>25499594
why'd you steal my whole king of soc shtick

Bumpin
>>25499634
How long do you think you've been here for?
>>25499295
What the story behind the ouroboros tattoo?
>>25497380
what made you think looking a bull was a good idea?
>>25499295
>favorite music video
Between
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uL9jtjJ3zv0
and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2jYBLw19Bc

Bumping it up

>>25499295
My Ideal day would have to be lounging out by the pool with my bass in hand, booze is my cooler, and my dog my side. My have a few close acquaintances stop by. Then pack up and head to the local tattoo parlor or pool hall.

Same question to you

>>25499295
>What makes you genuinely smile
I'm not sure desu, the last thing to make me smile though was realising my girlfriend bought us some ice-cream. Gonna be cuddled up in bed watching a film while we down a tub, perfect.

If money were no object, what would be your absolute dream tattoo? Or another form of body mod (piercings/implants/whatever)?

>>25493008
Whats your favorite eye color?