Dick rate thread! Post yours and rate others!
>>25475729
Solid 7.5
>>25476167
8/10
urge to chop that dick off with a meat cleaver intensifies.
Also, calling out for other selfsuckers and ratings
>>25476251
Very impressive.
>>25476274
nice length and that's a sack with potential?
have you ever taken shirtless pics that show off your full cock clearly?
Hope i can compete
>>25476298
Beta passing through these big 10/10 cocks...
monster cock reporting in
>>25476664
4
>>25476655
5
>>25476679
>>25476274
>>25476232
6
>>25476477
>>25476309
7
>>25476474
>>25476277
>>25475729
8
>>25476339
>>25476695
9
>>25476167
10
Here's mine
Sc: red_ryder91
>>25476712
Only a 4? :(
>>25476712
Rate yours 7 btw
>>25475729
8
>>25476167
9
>>25476232
8.5
>>25476274
8
>>25476277
8
>>25476301
7.5
>>25476309
8
>>25476339
9
>>25476474
8.5
>>25476477
9
>>25476649
6
>>25476664
4
>>25476679
7.5
>>25476695
8.5
>>25476711
9
>>25476712
7
>>25476718
6
>>25476739
9
>>25476711
Still want to jerk you off
first time poster. never even been into one of these threads before, but long time /soc/ dood. Do femanons ever come in here? I don't expect there to be a resounding yes, heh. Anyways, thoughts?
>>25476986
not really they don't
i feel guilty about not rating but im a straight dude
>>25475729
5
>>25476167
last time I think I gave it a 7.5
>>25476232
7 I think
>>25476274
>>25476301
7
>>25476474
5
>>25476695
6
>>25476711
9
>>25476712
6
>>25476739
9
>>25476777
>>25476780
5
>>25476785
6
Eh why not.
Morningwood
Rate
3/4chub, stands up when it's fully erect
>>25477203
8/10
>>25477252
8.5/10
Rate my fat cock. Kik kevinsteel1618
>>25475729
7/10
>>25476167
8/10
>>25476339
9/10
>>25476651
5/10
>>25477176
9/10
>>25478076
You need to go to the doctor. That is an infected foreskin. You need to have it treated
>>25477252
8/10
>>25477203
8.5
>>25476251
8.5
>>25478644
Very nice but please, do a proper grip.
>>25478666
5.5
:)
>>25478644
7.5
Who likes?
19, bi
>>25476167
You know you ve got a nice cock when it looks like one of those big snicker bars
>>25478854
can't say I've ever seen a snickers that looked like a penis
thoughts?
>>25478975
10/10 love it
>>25478975
Why can't mine be this thicc
Ummmm...can someone give me a reason to wake the beast? If so, ill post full wood.
Thoughts?
>>25479119
Guess you removed your post but it's 6.3-7 inches depending on how erect.
Chubby guy here, just wanting to show off mine.
Might be obvious... it's not very long :p
>>25479122
This is really nice btw. love the cock ring!
>>25478874
This looks like a fucking hammer. wow. I can only imagine the fun it'd be having a bulge as big as the one this would make and showing it off.
Here's mine, lads. 6.5x6 inches (16.5x15 cm) with a big head and big balls. I hope you like it. Also, if you pay attention, my torso sort of looks like a sad dolphin.
>>25479342
well I'm a virgin so it's not all fun and games :( that said I do like going half full and playing with it on my own.
>>25479438
your dick is awesome
pls share it with others
need a hand
haven't had sex since i split my my ex 3 weeks ago! :o
>>25476777
8/10
>>25479473
Wow. Thanks!
>>25478071
9/10 good dick, nice forskin!! would love to lube that up
>>25479473
Same for yours, bud 8/10 - wouod love to suck.
>>25479477
that's alright, your dick is such a good size,shape and looks so hard :o
>>25479495
Went a little nuts the other night, edging and whatnot....took some more pics
>>25479483
woah thanks i could really do with that right now ahha xD
>>25479498
bet it felt amazing finally pumping that cum out though :p
>>25479342
Thanks! Looks like you got some girth though. Really nice. Is it fully erect?
Just played around with my pump.
Here's a pic after that.
>>25479507
Yup...
>>25479450
thanks for the compliment
>>25479514
so much cum :o
>>25479514
10/10 load
>>25479488
8.5/10, nice big head and balls
>>25479527
9/10, super hard looking cock, nice viens and good quality pic
>>25479529
8/10 super suckable
>>25479527
8/10 nice shape hot veins
>>25478253
7/10 looks tasty. Asian?
Pretty small and need a shave but thoughts?
Another one from after pumping some.
Anyone here in SoCal/Los Angeles?
>>25479529
Other angle
>>25479541
8/10
>>25479438
O m g. You're a virgin?!
If you ever wanted a blowjob or to fuck my wife I'd be more than happy to offer!!! haha. It's gorgeously big and mmmf~ I love a low hanging dick, just emphasizes the hefty weight of it!
>>25479509
Ooouf~ That thing looks great, especially all slicked up. Also as far as the question goes, I'd say kinda fully there. This is probably more revealing of my size. (Don't mind the cuck porn... or the panties... )
>>25479539
8
>>25479541
7
>>25479544
7
>>25479545
7
>>25479551
9
>>25479555
9
>>25479527
Oh I love a veiny cock!!! So sexy.
>>25479530
Damn what a whopper! All greased up by the looks of it too. fucking insanely hot!
You boys are born gifted
>>25479563
ahha far from it bud i wish i felt that way when i see my dick buti honestly can't se what's so good about it :L but thankyou that' reassuring to know and yeah i did oil up ahha.
>>25479562
Whoa, That's big. Mind oiling it in and taking a picture from the side?
>>25479558
Ty! Would love to see it oiled and pumped.
Really into uncut, fine dicks.
And hey, you got a wife! Any pics of her?
>>25479544
8
>>25479545
7.5
>>25479551
8
>>25479555
9, yummy!
>>25479558
6.5, little too dark..
>>25479562
7
>>25479573
8
>>25479545
6/10
>>25479551
6/10
>>25479555
9/10..kik me to tribute my wife or cock
Javajamie
>>25479558
5.5/10
>>25479562
7/10
>>25479573
6/10
>>25479604
7/10
How about me
>>25479582
Here she is...
>>25479622
solid rock hard stiff 9/10! good shape, size, skin tone, juicy head, just a goood dick! i'll tribute anything you want ahha
>>25479637
Just to keep it on topic...
Looks kinda small in her hands, wonder why she's laughing~
>>25479622
8
>>25479616
6
>>25479610
6
>>25479604
9
>>25479607
7
>>25479639
Kik Me: Javajamie
>>25479622
>>25479659
Kik is jamiejava
Sorry
>>25479677
Another pic from another angle?
ginger dick incoming
>>25479683
Have more just other phone died
>>25479687
Nice, 8/10
Btw, any selfsucker out there?
>>25479692
>>25479699
Solid 7, would suck
>>25479706
Aww you
>>25479712
Feel free to post moar, i'd appreciate it
>>25479726
8/10
>>25479714
9/10 daaaamned lad
>>25479730
Ty Bud, your is so fuckin' suckable
>>25479637
Damn, any pictures from behind?
>>25479745
haha~ You've got no idea... :p
Kik: fjordprefectt
Rate me here or message me on Kik if you are a genuine grill and want to chat.
>>25479779
Fuck you, i was just about to go to bed..
Any spreading pussy and ass from behind?
Goddammit..
>>25479785
God damn
>>25479801
Jesus yes 10/10
>>25479785
Do you have Kik?
I'm hung and would love to jerk to your wife and discuss cucking you
>>25476309
10/10
moar
>>25478127
cock pump
>>25479807
S-sorry but you asked for it. Didn't know she was a fat assed pawg, did ya...
>>25479825
uhh, I suppose so... it's kokobbc *blush*
>>25479616
>>25479558
>>25479524
>>25479373
>>25479058
>>25478785
>>25477247
>>25477203
>>25477199
>>25476840
>>25476763
5
>>25479610
>>25479699
>>25479714
>>25479562
>>25479545
>>25479488
>>25479460
>>25479122
>>25478924
>>25478854
>>25478673
>>25478222
>>25478124
>>25478074
>>25476986
>>25476785
>>25476780
>>25476777
>>25476718
6
>>25479617
>>25479607
>>25479555
>>25479544
>>25479533
>>25479021
>>25478644
>>25478570
>>25477176
>>25477111
>>25476739
>>25479851
7
>>25479639
>>25479726
>>25479541
>>25479438
>>25479090 Because you have nothing else better to do.
>>25478975
>>25478763
>>25478253
>>25478129
>>25478071
>>25479863
8
>>25479730
>>25479622
>>25479529
>>25479527
>>25479311
9
>>25479687
>>25479299
>>25477252
10
>>25479839
Stop using a pump. It doesn't help, just makes it worse.
>>25479851
Long piece, got a pov pic?
>>25479923
Sure do
Rate? Big enough?
>>25476167
nice
>>25476251
jealous af
>>25479514
hot
>>25479544
>
>>25479544
gives me hope/ also love black cock
>>25479558
he needs to be used sometime.... it's rather frustrating being 25 and never using the little guy
What do you think?
>>25479885
Fucking beautiful.
Any of you fucking her ass from behind with that tiny dick of yours?
>>25480867
Moar!!
>>25480857
9/10
Would love to see that in a condom
>>25480878
>>25480886
Hot af dude!
Would suck your while i suck mine too
>>25476251
:P
>>25480857
got kik?
>>25480898
I'd much rather you post yours, if not then I can give you an alternative contact
Wow so many of these are amazing! Is anyone in NY around the 518?
Bi male here 24 would love to be a regular blow buddy to any one of these magnificent cocks. I have kik.
gratefulred1414
>>25479616
>>25480070
after a shower and a shave
Rate me please :)
>>25481087
Mmmm
>>25481104
7/10
Needs a shave, but still nice
>>25481104
I love this view, it's the same thing I see when I'm on my knees
Very nice cock, Id love to see more
>>25481104
Nice. More ?
>>25481104
Or Kik info ?
Kik-ChunkXD
22 M Muscular Build
Down for anything, role-play and trading.
>>25481117
Yagata10
>>25480886
8
>>25481087
>>25481104
6
>>25481128
Damn I don't know if that's really long or really thin but either way I want it in. My butt
>>25481132
Thanks, sadly it's really thin, I'm a little over 6 inches
>>25481128
9/10
Rate me?
>>25481136
I'd still really love to have you in me, very nice penis
>>25481138
Awesome. Would def go down on
>>25481146
Hi would you like to slap me in the tonsils repeatedly with that?
>>25481158
>>25481162
More cocks that need sucking I see ;)
>>25481138
Better angle with less hair. Pint glass for scale.
How sensitive is the glans supposed to be?
Waiting for a rating
>>25481264
Solid 7
Rate me please
Recently turned 18 x) 8 inches, 6.5 diameter and too heavy when hard so it can't go much higher than about 50°,
Goes all the way to belly button when flat on back
>>25481264
7
>>25481236
9
>>25481195
>>25481162
>>25481146
>>25481138
6
>>25481128
5
>>25481277
Clean your fucking foreskin
>>25481286
Woops meant circumference
Pls rate mine
>>25481306
Good looking head,
Would easely both suck it and let you fuck me in the ass.
Thanks
>>25481277
Is that phimosis? Fix your dick mate, also get some tan, I look white but you look like picture was taken from the morgue.
I once used fake tan lotion as lube which I took from my mother and my dick got permanently darker. For normal skin you need real tan. If that's phimosis sex will be uncomfortable, but people in morgue only get fucked so that's well for you
>>25481370
Aww cute, is that hard erect? Dicks in a smaller side I see online never doesn't seem to be diamond hard.
>>25477203
>>25478975
10
>>25481286
Why lie about your size
>>25481195
8.5
>>25481236
6
>>25481264
8
>>25481277
6
>>25481286
7.5
>>25481306
7
r8 me pls
Some rates would be neato
Do women ever come to these threads ?
>>25479929
How do women react to it ?
>>25479644
What does she say about it ? Is it enough to satisfy her or does she ask to fuck bigger guys ?
>>25476279
>>25476277
I haven't got abs so I'm always worried about going fully topless :/ Haven't got a belly either though.
bigcock821 kik if interested
>>25480164
I can almost feel it pulsing from here... That is a beautiful phallus 10/10
pls rate
>>25482276
8.5.
Plz R8
>>25482287
7.5
>>25482289
7
>>25480633
8
>>25480049
7.5
>>25479604
7
>>25479539
9
>>25479530
8.5
>>25479495
9
>>25478975
8
>>25478854
8
>>25478625
8
>>25478071
7
>>25476167
9
>>25480886
8/10 but it's a stretch
>>25481104
6/10
>>25481128
6/10
>>25481158
8/10
>>25481162
6/10
>>25481264
9/10>>25481362
9/10
>>25482061
10/10 Yes please and thank you
Rate Me Please?
>>25481286
My foreskin skin is kinda peeling off, not dirty
>>25481380
Not phimosis, I've been told Im really white or that I have a vampire look
Posting with gusto.
>>25482545
Pale skin isn't a bad thing, a lot better than roasties. The blue light doesn't help though.
Let me know what y'all think
>>25482765
I want that dick in me/10
Kik jsanchez.com
Looking to cum to your cock pics on live cam but be a decent sized and you must have multiple pics
Nom0r3mrniceguy
Please r8
8 inches. Shadowwolf50 is my snapchat.
>>25482808
Send me your kik user and I can give you more :p
>>25480023
>>25481128
>>25483022
4
>>25480049
>>25480070
>>25481104
>>25481195
>>25481264
>>25481362
>>25481370
>>25482050
>>25482287
>>25482289
>>25482312
>>25483071
5
>>25480886
>>25481138
>>25481146
>>25481527
>>25481982
>>25482094
>>25482097
>>25482301
>>25482482
>>25482551
>>25482854
6
>>25481087
>>25481162
>>25481236
>>25481277
>>25481286
>>25481681
>>25482093
>>25482276
>>25482395
>>25482524
>>25482765
>>25483095
>>25483141
7
>>25480424
>>25480633
>>25480857
>>25481306
>>25482316
>>25482503
>>25483114
8
>>25479923
>>25479952
>>25481171
>>25482838
>>25483160
9
>>25481158
>>25481803
>>25482061
>>25482504
>>25482574
10
>>25483270
Gonna need more than that.
>>25479892
kik?
>>25477142
what the fuck
Why y'all so big, ain't the average like 6 inch
>>25483785
Average is about 5.5 inches
I'd say most of these just look big through camera trickery
21 years old and Jerking it off as I type, drop Kik of interest
>>25482503
>>25482551
>>25482574
>>25482765
10
>>25482838
>>25483022
6
>>25483634
>>25482854
>>25483270
8
>>25483963
Grower club ftw
I would kinda like to have been more of a shower, but it's alright
>>25483958
let's stroke
Mas divertido
>>25483980
Kik name is masdivertido*
>>25483963
Thanks for rating me a 10 ;)
>>25479644
Small cock, big tits.
>>25483071
7
>>25483095
6
>>25483114
6
>>25483141
6
>>25483160
6.5
>>25483270
8
>>25483634
8
>>25483958
6
>>25483963
8.5
>>25484125
5.5
>>25483160
7.5
>>25483270
8
>>25483634
9
>>25483958
8.5
>>25483963
8.5
>>25484125
8ish
>>25484293
8.5
>>25484308
I gave you an 8/10 last time. Still you get a 8/10 ;)
>>25484322
fine by me, really :)
>>25484327
8.5
>>25483958
6/10 dick, 8/10 body
>>25483963
9/10 Looks really thick. Pretty great overall.
>>25484125
7/10 dick, your glasses look really cute tho
>>25484293
7/10 dick, 9/10 body
>>25484308
6/10 I like the foreskin but that's about it
>>25484327
6/10
And to think I was hanging out around /b/ for dick rate threads. I have missed so many potential dicks.
>>25484293
7/10
>>25484308
8/10
>>25483963
8/10
>>25484505
Goddamn, i don't usually like it when guys put whatever on their dick to make it shiny but it definitely suits you. Legit 10/10 dick. Would do a lot of things with.
>>25484360
Oh well, each to their own, i can respect that. thanks for the rate.
>>25484503
7.5
>>25484505
thanks, 9.5
>>25484556
not bad. how old are u?
7x6
Too many so just gonna respond to standouts
>>25476274
8/10
>>25478874
7/10
>>25479438
7/10
>>25479562
7.5/10
>>25479637
Fine wife
>>25480857
9.5/10
>>25481681
8.5/10
>>25483270
8/10
>>25484503
7.5/10
>>25484556
6.5/10
Would suck anyone rated above/shag wife
If you like mine reply for a snap/kik if you want
First reply is another pic of me
>>25484639
>>25484589
8/10, would love to see another angle
>>25484559
9/10, want to try and choke me with that?
>>25484556
7/10
>>25484537
7/10 Looks like a lot of foreskin, can you pull it back all the way?
>>25484505
9/10 yummy
>>25484503
7ish? Lighting sucks. Post a better photo
>>25484327
6.5/10
>>25483963
8/10 wow grower
>>25484631
Pretty great, solid 9/10. Really nice overall
>>25484589
8.5
>>25484609
>>25484643
sure, thats as far as i can; 9 for you, looks thick as hell
>>25484631
8
Kings of Thread
>>25484609
>>25482574
>>25481803
>>25485045
holy shit, what's your sexuality?
>>25485063
R8
>>25485095
I'd say a 9 at least
>>25485071
I'd say a 8
R8 please
>>25484907
9.5
>>25485045
9.5
>>25485063
>>25485071
thanks, 8.5ish
>>25485113
7.5
>>25485123
Forgot my cock! Here it is.
>>25485131
Only a 7? I am not satisfied with that. This earn more?
>>25485176
6.5
Rate mine
R8
>>25483765
Kik: voidstrum
Here ya go! Ask me for KIK for more.
>>25485176
8
everything past this is below 6
>>25485606
Super 9
I'm surprised this thread is still going I posted yesterday and only got a few rates
looking to rate some cock
Kik: jaleelshu
gimme your best shot
Not too great of a picture and I'm bad with dickpics in general
About 7 inches long and 6 thick
[spoiler]I need to lose weight as well, currently 6'1 and like 95kg[/spoiler]
>>25486266
Just to add, even when fully hard the foreskin completely covers the tip, but I can pull it as far back as I want with ease
And the tip looks odd I know
>>25486286
This has been a great thread. What you described was just like me. So I got cut at 21. Shit was retarded since and now im restoring. I jumped in here a little too late to rate but all these uncut dicks and everybody is huge in here in general have looked great. Yourself too
>>25486289
Thanks! Only thing I dislike about my dick is how the tip looks so weird, other than that I think it's pretty good
>>25486342
No weirdness :)
>>25486369
Thanks~
>>25486447
Yw. And cheers. This board is the funnest best invention of the decade
5.4"x5"
>>25486451
Just came here since im drunk and bored
Some nice dicks here but most aren't too good
>>25486533
You seem really cool. I'd drink with you and see maybe one day what you might have thought about mine. Merp
>>25486553
Come to finland in that case
>>25486562
Why the fuck not? Lol. We could exchange skypes if you want. I travel quite a bit but not usually for these kind of offers
>>25486566
Don't got skype sorry
I'm a top as well so don't get your hopes up
Where you from?
>>25486575
And im passive :). Im from more of the east part of Canada
>>25486595
Yeah doubt I'll be pounding you in that case
Are you a twink or what?
>>25486638
Yep
>>25486651
You got discord? If you actually travel around that could be interesting
>>25486655
I dont know if i were unclear with the passivity thing. Thats just my word for bottom. And yeah. Here u go. 420osis#0197
>>25486662
Yeah I've never done anything with guys before so I don't know much anything, adding you anyways
>>25486665
Ok :). Catch you around there some time. No pressure, im slow as molasses in that regard at the best of times
>>25486670
That's a shame, was expecting company since I'm bored as shit, but ah well
>>25486674
I got a few errands ive procrastinated on, on which im trying to get accomplished at the moment i do apologise. One day soon im sure. It's late here too :(
Heres mine at attention
>>25486681
Aight if you say so
Doubt it though
>>25486684
Looks pretty thick, measurements?
Kik for anyone who wants to see more.
Nickyrivi
>>25486701
Why would i have given you my addy without intention to follow up? Maybe my timing was a bit bad but i do go on there weekly. Gotta deal with my slight insomnia because im on call for work
>>25486714
Not bad
_maddysucks on kik
Transgirl that loves seeing some nice cocks and talking dirty
>>25486720
Level of zoom worries me a bit in relation to bod but it's aesthetic. 7.75
>>25486726
I am a little husky
>>25486744
Lose weight and you could be alright
Hmm
>>25486723
Sorry mang I'm drunk but yeah added you anyways
>>25485122
Thats beautiful.
Here is mine ...a lot smaller than you.
>>25486266
nothing to complain about with this pic. a great dick. love it when the foreskin covers the tip even when hard. there's nothing odd about your tip, either. I'd love to suck our dick!
blurry but meh
showing pics of my gf to whoever is willing to jerk off to her and send vids
kik: aroldian
>>25487292
Yeah it covers the tip completely even when fully hard, able to pull it back as far as I like with no trouble though
>>25481527
Any more rates for me pls?
>>25481527
Looks pretty average, the curvature is a slight turn off though
5/10 I'd say
First time posting in here cause I really hate how my dick looks. Thoughts? Good or bad, I'd just like to know other peoples opinions.
Anyone like mine? ;)
>>25489902
Peel the skin back and post again
>>25489938
physically cant pull the skin back anymore, that's why I hate it
>>25489941
Better get surgery or somehow find a way to stretch it back.
Otherwise just stop caring about it
Rate please
Is this good for something?
>>25486920
Close to or around 7
>>25487243
Same but a bit more
>>25488608
Same. Around 7.25ish at this point
>>25488649
6.75, would advise foreskin restoration maybe
>>25488668
8.5
>>25489675
Close to 10 prolly looks based, soft, too
>>25489902
7
>>25489926
7.75ish
>>25489938
There are better things to worry about. It always looks better covering anyways
>>25489949
Steroid creams
>pull it back for me
>or do nothing or get cut so you can restore it again
>>25490359
8ish. Nice for a cutlet one
>>25490370
Yes. Good dick head shape. Kinda big I guess, the whole thing. Around an 8
>>25490370
7,5 for me
>>25491115
DAMN.....I mean just wow
>>25491089
Pull fs back.....loooks great so far
Anyone interested in me, please reply with kik.
testing
>>25491170
Don't have kik but that is a beautiful meat
I'd love to help you get it clean
Testing123
>>25491192
>>25491183
Dude it works lol
>>25491189
Thank you. You're more than welcome to help me clean up (;
>>25491199
I would very much like to...with my mouth
>>25491212
I would enjoy that very much
>>25491307
I'm sure we both we both would baby
>>25491312
Oh damn :3 I would like to get to know you a bit more (;
>>25491327
I'd like to get to know a specific part of you more lol
>>25491312
Cuz I wanna cum in all your holes (;
>>25491331
Kinda what I was referring to lol
>>25491340
would suck/10
>>25491337
I'm SO OK with that!
I like being filled with cum. One of my fav things to do is get assfucked then get dressed up (cd obvs) and go to a fancy restaurant....act all prim and proper and nobody's go at a clue that's there's cum seeping out of my asshole....
I know that sounds dirty but,..maybe Im dirty ;)
>>25491350
I LOVE everything you just said! We could even fuck in the restaurant (;
>>25491355
Omg I've only had foreplay in a restaurant I'd go crazy to actually fuck in one
>>25491360
Same haha. Damn too bad we can't meet up, I'd definitely have some fun with you
>>25491367
whats your kik
>>25491367
I knooooww
With that cock I'd have a LOT of fun !!
I'd love to get fucked by you :)
>>25491375
You got an email I could reach you at?
>>25491374
I'm a little uncomfortable with putting out my kik name on here
>>25491374
(Observes new ID)
So you just gonna jump on into this convo and ask for kik? Show me sum cock first. Show me you're worth the trouble
>>25491382
Lol good point
>>25491381
No I totally get it,
But also posted email on here once and still getting stupid shitmail
>>25491388
No worries. I appreciate your company here (:
>>25491394
I appreciate you posting. You have a wonderful penis and it should be shared, I thank you :)
I hope our exchange made you hard in lieu of me actually being able to get on my knees and suck you off
>>25491411
Give me a sec I'ma post again for you (;
>>25491424
I'm tingling with anticipation :O
>>25491440
Could be better :/
>>25491449
Sure it could be, If you had blown that load in my mouth
>>25491450
Very true.
Last one for me cuz I'm going to sleep.
>>25491463
Also forgot I had this pic too
my kik is dylanlikeavillian
>>25491463
I wish I could be your soap :(
>>25491471
Correction, body wash. But trust me I would love if you were (:
>>25491350
>I like being filled with cum. One of my fav things to do is get assfucked then get dressed up (cd obvs) and go to a fancy restaurant....act all prim and proper and nobody's go at a clue that's there's cum seeping out of my asshole....
WTF is wrong with you to think that this is normal or healthy? were you gangrayped by your uncles or something?
Excuse the unkempt bush