February 3/10 I suck at sex

>>25445759
> 3/10
that's a bad bargain

>>25445759
Sounds to me like you both suck, for what that's worth

>>25445761
eh at least she was Thai so it wasn't that expensive
>>25445764
she was probably decent, I don't think I enjoy sex too much desu (not very experienced). The Handjob was nice

A couple of years ago. It was a MFF threesome with my gf at the time. It was good. Would do it again but new gf is too conservative.

>>25445758
Last Sunday. 8/10. It was my second time with this particular girl, and we get along great, and she's very good. Sexy, curvy, and grounded. "I belong to you for the next hour sweetie," were her first words when I got to her room and she kissed me deeply. We stripped each other and got on the bed, she gave the slow, sloppy handjob turning into a blowjob that I had already told her I really wanted. Came in her mouth, overflowed a bit and she cleaned up every drop. Rested, she cleaned me up, we cuddled, I started fingering her while we made out. She gets really wet and I go down on her for a bit then she tosses me a condom and says "fuck me, _now_" and so I did. Plump sexy toes in my mouth while we fucked, after I cum she peels the rubber off and drinks it down.

I told her I wouldn't mind if she grew out her cunt and even her pits, she laughed but said it'd cut into her clientele, lots of inexperienced autists out there. Will repeat soon.

>>25446804
>sucks down condom cum


balllllllllllin

>>25446804
how much money? still managed to avoid paying for it so far. would change in a heartbeat if I had money to go along with no paranoia

>>25446809
She asks $160 for the hour. I gave her $200, I can afford it and she's worth it. A chill GFE whore is worth cultivating a good relationship with.

>>25446809
I *love* seeing a girl do this and had talked about it during our first time, and I think the only reason she didn't do it then was because I'd already popped twice and was done. She's a game girl, she loves sex and is out to satisfy.

>>25446822
I know of one guy who tried that with a stripper and ended up spending thousands of dollars on her just to get to that pt. that sounds much more ideal to me. freaks are easy to come by these days but the more the merrier

>>25446830
Start reading local reviews and visit the sure bets. Then be nice and ask for what you want. Being cool and having the cash are the only secrets.

>>25445758

Wife and I were in Amsterdam last week and had a couple of encounters that were very, very nice.

I contacted a escort that posted here on an "I'm A Hooker, AMA" thread a month ago. She was exactly as she represented herself in the thread an in subsequent emails (oldfag here). After spending the night with her, I had her find two barely-legal girls to join us a day later. My wife is very pretty, I must say, and I spent the day with four women who were wearing nothing but gauzy, Summer dresses and shoes as we fucked in every corner and alleyway we could find just walking through that great city on a hot day and night.

Great fun. Gorgeous girls. No diseases. Way too much money. Worth it.

Few years ago, was pretty bad.
Considering renting a much more expensive escort anytime soon cuz financially I'm doing great lately.

>>25446835
Jw, when are you going to treat your husband to three other men? Sounds like she deserves something too

>>25446852
*wife

>>25445758
i wento china for a business trip to secure a deal in plastics exports (think cutlery and containers)

as customary for doing business in china you have to drink and eat your way to a deal, i.e., most agreements made over dinner.

after some drinks they started opening up and we were on happy terms. they asked us if we wanted to have ssome fun, collegues and i agreed of course. got taken to a karaoke bar - very glammed up and upscale place. got a huge room with heaps of uncessary utilities and sat down drinking more.

after bout 15 mins a line of 30 girls walks in, all wearing a strap with numbers and letters (a way of identifying them) i had heard about this sort of shit before but never in real life. so essentially we pick 3-4 girls for each person and they accompany you for the night singing and entertaining you. these were 9-10's and i got told that although sex wasn't on the menu, you could negotiate a price for them to come back to your hotel.

girls were super frisky, young dolled up modern shanghainese - really feminine and fun to be with

running out of words here, want me to cont?

>>25446852
Oh, my wife is very happy with other women. Although we are trying to have children ourselves now, she is quite interested in playing mother to girls and sharing them with me. This is not all my doing.

>>25446863
sure you seem to be tipping though so hold it together for us

>>25445758
Too scared to buy one. I always think that im going to end up being arrested in some sting operation.

>>25446863
lots of chinese songs which i obviosuly couldn't get into but the girls were really attentive, pouring you drinks and giving you rubs and everynow and then touching you a bit inappropriately - all an act so you'll shell out the big money when its time to close up shop.

took two of them back to the hotel with me but before then one of the chinese told me that if i wanted the real deal i should look into some upscale sauna's. so sauna's in china basically means brothel, you can't just randomly go into one and they're always hidden away underground or in some big complex. luckily the guys gave me a wechat contact, arranged a time and it was VERY shady. imagine an inconspcious grey buidling with a blacked out lobby at 10pm, 3 guys escorting me to an elevator and it opens up to the burstling reception area full of men of all ages. get escorted to the changing rooms and was made to wear an electronic bracelet, had to strip naked and don a bathrobe and off i went to the waiting room.

>>25447089

Pls cont

Also, were the girls you mentioned before as "very feminine" traps or actual girls?

>>25447089
the waiting was filled with reclining chairs, heaps of dudes just chilling, smoking and drinking. big projectors to watch some tv. popped down in one of them and you had a menu of services you could order in the waiting room. lots of shit like ear cleaning, scalp massage, back rubs, foot rubs etc. not sexual tho, although u could get a special in-between thigh massage where they get a pretty girl to 'prep' you for the actual service to come - essentially a teasing, ball play/handjob. girls who did this were really pretty. pro at edging you but wouldn't make you cum. it was pretty crazy since i ordered like ear cleaning, shoulder rub, feet massage and the special rub at the same time - so literally 5 girls serviciing you while you're kicking back and smoking/drinking.

after some time the managers would come out and tell the clients to get ready for the lineup. you go in by yourself (and a manager) and its a big room with about 50 girls in 4 or 5 rows looking at you. it was a really surreal experience, i was just walking up and down, like i was at a fucking supermarket and all these girls were fucking hot, eyes glued to you trying to make some sort of connection so you opicked them cont.

>>25447113
i probbaly spent like 15 minutes in that room just taking it in. like i've had my share of eye fucks and female attention but NOTHING like this, it really made me feel like i was an emperor back in ancient rome or some shit. Although all of them were good looking there were obviosuly some that were just stunning. so there were grades of 'girls' you could choose from ranging from B,A,S,SS,X - with x being the best grade and highest price point. although the chinese from earlier told me that the highest grades are often just sought out for looks and don't have the best service. you want to go for the a to s range, with great bodies and face but really aim to please. so after what seemed like a fucking eternity i chose a girl that was pretty tall and had amazing curves for an asian, and a really cute face that told me she was eager to please, SS class. so i chose her and all the other girls just scurried away (felt kinda bad idk why lol) so she leads me down a fucking labriynth in this complex and we find a big room thats got some weird toys and huge shower and spa. cont

>>25447108
no they weren't traps, none of them. chinese don;t like them

>>25447133
now i've also had my share of using escorts in the western world but in china most of the time the girls wash you themselves, and its pretty hot how they do it, theres a table in this huge shower that you lie on and they climb on top of you and clean every bit of your body, followed by a 'catbath', essentially licking all over your body.

the girl's getting excited and im grabbing her all over and at the point i couldn't really resist. and fuck me she just starts sucking my dick with no condom. i heard afterwards that this is quite common with bjs in china but condoms are always on for sex. so anyway, shes a pro and you know that shit when a girl doesnt know how to give a bj and its fucking sloopy and loose? well this girl had AMAZING suction and was really trying to drain me dry. couldn't hold on for much and came deep in her throat, amazed that she just swallowed without a hitch and kept on sucking me and making intense eye contact.

so at this point im kind of soft and she rolls me over and tells me to get on my knees and weight on my hands. awkward posiiton but shes really cleaning my ass here and then goes straight into a deep rimjob which i haven't had many of but god it felt amazing. apprently this is also a common service in china. cont.

>>25447152
i gotta gap but if anyone wants more reply to the posts and i can post later

>>25447159
keep going anon. also curious what kinda job do you have that allows you to travel to china. i also want a job that allows me to do business in other countries

>>25447152
curious here too.

>>25447152
>>25447133
>>25447113
This affirms my belief that we need to fucking destroy china in the next world war

Amsterdam January'17
I went to a couple of sex shows before sleeping with a black chick from cameroon. 5/10 but she said i had an African Penis. Then a couple of hours and a few drinks later I slept with a Russian blonde 9/10 she could almost swallow my whole cock and it was fun watching her try. Then she rode me with the curtain open so people could see us as they walked past

I am really interested in hiring a male hooker, but it's hard to find one who is strictly straight and also professional where I Live. Going on vacation to a big city soon and hoping I'll be able to find one there. I don't even care his price, I'm fit and in my 20s but always stuck in ltr's with fucking guys who are shit in bed. I just want somebody who knows how to make a girl feel good without having to teach, train, and walk him through everything. This isn't fucking paint by numbers.

>>25447328
which city are you going to? many men who aren't escorts aim to please and do please very well..

About 2 months ago, had a badass time. She does an awesome stripper slide and went 2 rounds. Inbetween rounds we watched spanish tv and she translated what they were saying for me lol

lol these people don't have girlfriends so they have to pay for sex

You know what I'd really like to find? An hot white whore who will actually tongue my asshole. Only old asians do it around toronto.

>>25447763
A lot of these people pay for sex BECAUSE they have girlfriends/wives.

You know how hard it is to find some strange when you have a jealous bitch watching your every move?

>>25447763
there are things that your gf/wife cant or wont ever do for you, that a hooker will. also with a hooker the girl's focus is making u feel good

>>25447795
>>25448088
ayyyy then don't enter a monogamous relationship if you're worried about some "jealous bitch"

>>25447600
Likewise with some females- but that's not what she's asking twit

>>25445758
May 2015.
It was fantastic.
She was a 19-year-old Romanian girl in Switzerland with a tight petite body.
I fucked her doggy-style and had to stop a few times to stop from cumming and I still only took about 35 minutes of our hour session.

>>25447763
More like practicing for the finals

A month ago. Had two at once. Shit was cash but expensive, I got ripped off hard. Also I was too drunk to stay hard so that sucked and was a waste of money. I also felt dirty afterwards and spent the rest of the night crying over my ex.
Now with some distance I'd say it was a good experience and I'd do it again, sober and with less bells and whistles for less money.

>>25448088
Truth. So many things I didn't get in the relationship (good head, massages, titfuck, anal). Helped me realize I had been missing out sexually.

I always wanted to but never could. Atlanta doesn't have very much straight up hookers. We have a lot of strawberries here but its still not as easy as just getting a hooker since you have to know them and shit.

>>25445758
>3/10
Mexican bitch,heavier set,no forplay,would let me play with her tits and she kept her shirt on,on her phone half the time

I only managed to bust a nut because before we started she said her pimp wasn't okay with blacks so the adrenaline rush of possiblely getting my ass beat helped

>>25449886
bro just go to a hooker review site

>>25449886
atl is a big city u will find them on the site. however stay away from black girls. atl has a bit of an aids epidemic among them

March

1/10

Only because I could not get hard and embarassed myself. The girl was cute.

>>25446804
>She gets really wet and I go down on her for a bit
Why would you do this? Is this normal?

>>25450299
Only white women are proper whores I know this
>>25450293
Give me a site

Chinese apartment hooker. Really good. She got 3 fingers up my ass while licking my cock and balls. Got shy when I tried to eat her pussy

>>25446881
So shes going to diddle your future kids

>>25450492
Not necessarily

>>25450348
you either love eating pussy or you don't
this is where you find out

>>25445758
the end of march. 180..for what probably took 30 min. probably 7/10. got on the bed and easily began rubbing my half hard dick over the jeans. then told me to get naked. bj with rubber for a while..then i asked for what i really wanted. without hesitation she got up and got the lube out and rubbed all over her ass. she laid on her back while i slowly slid it in. it was not as tight as i had hoped but still felt good. then i finally finished inside of her while i fucked her over the bed.idk if id see her again

>>25449886
I've seen girls in Atlanta. Some top quality workers there. eccie or usasexguide should set you straight.

>>25450348
That's a controversial subject. Some I definitely wouldn't, but I usually screen out seeing those women. She was clean and fresh and delicious and it's taking a chance, sure, but less than when she swallows my load after a bareback bj. I love eating pussy so it really wouldn't be worth it to me to skip it.

A couple of weeks ago. 6/10. First time seeing this girl, and she's really attractive but only sucks dick with a condom. We fucked on an air mattress which was awkward and kind of took me out of my groove. Other than that it was fine. Going to see her again tomorrow and am going to suggest not fucking on the air mattress

>>25451112
Oh, and she was only $100 for the half hour. She charges $200 for an hour which is pretty good in this area for how attractive she is. Hoping I can earn her trust enough to suck me off without the condom though.

Not trolling, an genuinely curious, how many of you have caught a std for a hooker, and have you been tested to know?

How do you find a hooker? I've no chance of ever getting so much as a date so this is my only option

>>25452747
Check your city's Backpage

>>25448099
married women aim to please??

>>25452701
Never have. Tested twice per year.

>>25446804
> she kissed me deeply

kissing a prostitute. Wat

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Was a hooker up until two weeks ago when my BF made me quit. 300hr GFE whore

Last client was two weeks ago on tour in San Jose. He looked like Danny DeVito with white hair 2/10.

>>25453656
Ever fuck a client and not charge them?

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>>25453661
Nope. Money up front every time. Sorry to ruin your little fantasy lol.

Occasionally would forget to ask my regulars until the end though, but they were my regulars for a reason and wouldn't screw me over like that.

>>25446804
>kissed me
Kissing a hooker... fucking kek.

>>25453674
Why are all the escorts in san jose hotter and younger than the ones in sf?

>>25453872
Business was much better when I visited San Jose compared to my San Fran trip. So might be the better escorts are more attracted to the better market in SJ?

I check backpage all the time, but I'm too paranoid of getting caught so I never go through with it. I need more review sites the only one I use is the exotic review but I never see the girls I want in there

>>25453907
Ever get worried about law enforcement?

>>25453764
Um, yeah.. Deep french kissing. Not even the guy you replied to.

I go down on them, too. I don't give a fuck.

Oh wait, you mean a street hooker? No way. I was thinking of escorts.

month and a half ago
2/10

trans hooker who's pics were apparently from the good ole days and not current.
was supposed to be a 3 way with her and a cis girl but the cis girl didn't show up.
head was good but when tried to move to the fucking she asked me if I brought lube and the rolled her eyes at me when I said I didn't... wtf mate what kind of sexworker doesn't have a basket full of condoms and lube ready?... especially a trans sex worker
so because I didn't bring any lube it was going to be just head. After 15 mins of that she became visibly aggravated that I hadn't cum yet (payed you for the hour wut) tried to death grip pound the nutt out of me.
she then said to just fuck her without lube to get the job done, couldn't stay hard because I was pissed at how shit this service was.
Had to jerk myself to completion, at least it was on her face.

by far my worst experience with a sexworker, will have to vet the next one a bit more and bump up to the next price range to weed out this kinda garbage.

>>25454206
>her

does anybody actually use backpage? I feel like everybody on there is fake or a cop. where do you guys in the US look?

>>25453644
Whatsa matta? You don't like girls?

>>25453656
>>25453674
Very lovely. I'd have been one of your 2/10s without hesitation.

And yeah, I've had chill whores forget until I bring it up, but I'd never burn one. I go with the intent to pay for sex, it's the same as if I had a good relationship with a great mechanic -- stay on great terms, be responsible.

>>25453764
I'm amused that the kissing is more controversial than the cunnilingus. It's usually the opposite in monger forums (or at least, weather it's safe/wise to eat a girl out or not is always a topic on every board).

>>25454139
This. Street hookers? I wouldn't even accept a free covered bj from one.

>>25454060
I screened with references or real life info so never a worry to me.

>>25454284
I get plenty of clients from BP. There are a lot more scam ads on BP though. Use eros or your local board (every area has a local board, cali is nightshift colorado is theotherboard etc)

I have thought about paying but don't know where to look

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>Go to Spain for Innovation in the Sun
>Stumbling back to the hotel at 5 in the morning
>Drunk and coming down
>Small fat black woman appears from the shadows
>Offers a blowjob for 10 euros
>No thanks
>Follows me a good way down the street
>Won't leave me alone
>Eventually gives up

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>>25447763
don't need a gf or hooker for sex

>>25454218
>still having this conversation in 2017

>>25446804
I never understand these
>kissing prostitute
>eating out a prostitute

Anon... don't you know other guys peepee's have been there?

>>25454757
>being this virgin

>>25445758
never paid for a hooker

only free hookers

my penis hasnt fallen off yet

>>25454757
W--what? I thought I was their first and only each time?

>>25453674
So you were hooking when you had a boyfriend?

>>25445758
In May in Mexico. I paid $27.00 at the time

>>25445758
4/10
Meet her in Bakersfield, she gave me a massage with a happy ending. Great massage but you can tell she has no interest in what she does.

>>25446804
>Plump sexy toes in my mouth
gross