roast me?

more like
befriend me thx

>>25432694
Youre so fucking hot, you should just send me your kik and go be pretty somewhere else


Haha but in all seriousness you look like Arianna Grande but in 2011 and with a daddy complex. Also, lose the stoner glasses and mascara, you look like you're always down to do anal. And put a bra on once in a while, if you can find one that small. (One last nugget of advice before i go: lose the nose ring. You aren't a bull, but you probably get fucked by them.)

>>25432694
More like spit roast ya

>>25432694
You're very cute, how old are you?

I'd rather just pump and dump you leaving you with a white baby so no nigger will ever want you.

>>25432699
>>25432714
>>25432716
>>25432732
>>25432733
>All these b8ed beta males
L M F A O
M
F
A
O

>>25432694

You look like the personification of "art hoe aesthetic"

>>25432733
>implying kids stop us from pumping and/or dumping
Hahaha dumb whiteboi

>>25432716
damn, someone beat me to the punch XD

>>25432714
I think you mean eyeliner.

I feel like guys have to fight a league of ex boyfriends in order to date you

>>25432694
that won't be necessary the whole of /r9k/ already has that covered.

>>25432694
Damn, those sunken dope fiend eyes got me hard af.

>>25432714
i llike your nose ring dont do it

>>25432929
there are glasses on her head

>>25433021
He said mascara. You can't even see her eyelashes tho. She's probably wearing mascara but you can't see it because her eyeliner is so thick.

Every dude thinks he's some makeup critic but can't identity what's what.

Btw this girl is some r9k waifu and didn't post this.

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>>25432694
I can't, I won't, because I've got those same shades.

Round shades for life.

>>25432694
Wash your hair ya nasty tumblr bitch

>>25433049
Kys

>>25432694

Idk what's greasier: your poorly self-dyed hair or your plan to get pregnant by that poor 135lb "bf" of yours so he can support your rising rave bead based home business with his child support

>>25432694

You look like someone who would own ferrets

>>25432694
Roast you? Nah, I can just date you and make you miserable on every level of existence instead. Up to you.

>>25433049

now this none existent girl will fuck you for sure

>>25432694
you have bad skin

boom roasted

>>25432694
If you're gunna shitpost at least show the pussy and make it worth my time

>>25434437
Holy shit ur pathetic kys

>>25432694
That's holocauster, isn't it? Probably just some guy posting her pics.

>>25432694
Are you always fresh, never frozen?

>>25432694
looks like a tranny

>>25434801
Op confirmed tranny

>>25432694
Holy shit, do you attend school near Aix?

>>25432694
I can smell the daddy issues from here. and let me tell you, I bet I live really really far away from you.

>>25432694
I have to ask for tits, there is no timestamp and there is a high chance of trap card here.

>>25434507
Still can't tell if you're a male or female. Very confused boner.

>>25435453
It's a female with short hair.

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>>25432694
Cum dumpster, you have tb, hep c and HIV by now
>>25433049
If only those shades could hide your receeding hairline
>>25434507
Your ass is loose from all the cock I bet it just slips out by now

>>25435911

>If only those shades could hide your receeding hairline

Look who's talking ;)

>>25435911
hey wait don't i see you in all those permavirgin threads?

You look like the Wendy's mascot grew up to be a flat chested scene girl.

>>25432694
isn't this that ugly drug addict girl who posts on r9k

>>25432694
I saved your pic... into my trap folder. because next time I look at, it I'll have already forgotten you and just assume you're some other trap

>>25432694
Definitely some daddy issues. Looks like you're either a druggie or are anorexic. There is a look of disappointment, sadness, loneliness in your eyes as well. Also because your are posting you along with the way you look you want attention.

>>25432694
desu youre cute

>>25432694
Too generally attractive which probably means you're shallow as fuck

>>25440159
>>25440167
Are u guys retarded?

>>25432694

You look like the cracked out version of the Wendy's Mascot!

>>25432694

I'm surprised you don't have a choker to go with that nose ring, it would really sell that "does anal" you seem to be going for!

>>25440695
*look

wna c my penis? i think ur hot

>>25440695
Abnormally obsessed with validation as you post multiple photos of yourself daily asking for "roasts" knowing that neckbeards are going to suck your ass because they want femanon nudes even though you're only a 6/10 at best

>>25440159
Also, these faggots need to stop saying "desu" excessively, you sound mentally retarded

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>>25440709
Normie get out

You know you're pretty cute but fuck those stupid glasses i hate you because of those now.

>>25440712

>Normie get out

Calling someone a normie just because they don't use weeaboo moonspeak.

>>25432694
You're extremely cute but, that hair color, eeek! And the nose ring makes you look like Fernando the bull WTF? So distracting from you good features. Stop being so insecure, you're only making it worse by bringing criticism on yourself with that shit.

cute like a bug

>>25432694
u look like u suck cock really good

You look like the store brand version of Ramona Flowers

>>25432714
Lost it at anal, literally my ex.

>>25440723
Kys newfag, if u weren't completely new you'd know that t.b.h. automatically changes to desu
It sure smells like summer in here...

why roast a piece of shit like u?
See.... u not worth it....

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Why is everyone so mean here?
What do y'all have to prove?

>>25432694
there is nothing to roast....u r beautiful

>>25432694
I'd rather cuddle with you as you look humiliated already

>>25442243
>>25442317
Kys beta

>>25442329
Ikr

>>25432694
You're a very pretty young lady :)

>>25434636
>>25436031
>girl has fake red hair
>no other resemblance
>LOL WENDY'S

retards

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You are thinking about camwhoring in order to pay for your useless art school degree aren't you?
Your dad is tired of your bullshit too

>>25432694
Not worth my time to

>>25432694
I'm going to bet you're a casual driveby tumblr feminist that loves socialism, but has never really studied any of it. You are probably into calling guys Daddy, either ironically, or because you have legitimate Daddy issues. You have probably slept with about 10-15 guys so far. You are also in all likelihood the type that makes smoking weed into your entire personality.

>>25432694
>has one of my fave hair colors, with almost my fave style, then fucks it all up with bangs...

>you think you're original, I know a woman in her thirties that dresses exactly like you.. the nose piercing is the only difference.

>you seriously need fucking attention from /soc/ ? seriously????

But annywho you're actually very pretty. If you were female and the right age, (not sure of either haha) I'd be happy to slide my dick down your throat. then maybe in your pussy ;P hahaha

But yeah you're beautiful and you did a decent job on the makeup, your eyes are your best feature, and you didn't overdo it ^_^

>>25441783
They should change faggot to I'll lick that... hahahaha

>>25432694
Hows your stepdad been?

omg, so cute! >ω<
i really love the way your glasses clash w/ your cool hairdye.
also, wow, you are so brave to post pics of yourself in a bra.
are you going on one of those slut walks, or whatever they're called?
classic tumblrina look -- love it

i bet you eat a lot of spaghetti, NERD

So how long have you been on tumblr?

>>25432694
You look like every other girl who is trying to be cool or thinks they are cool, but you were probably picked on in school for being a complete loser. Which is obvious because you're using all the same trends all the other losers are using to try to be cool. Circle sunglasses, dyed hair, whatever that eyeliner style is, septum piercing, might even have a tattoo. You don't stand out at all even though I bet you pride yourself on how "different" you are compared to everyone else. You aren't original.

it goes in every field.

hope you guys are all having a nice summer! :)

>>25435911

you can filter your picture, but there's no filter for the gaping abyss that haunts you when you close your eyes.

you're as empty and alone as you think.

>>25432694

where do you live? i need that pointy tinkerbell chin of yours to open my chef boyardee can

>>25433049

your bangs look like a bad 80s hentai bush

>>25432694
>>123thiswholethread

ahhahahahahhaha look at all these reddit browsing newfags

god you guys are fucking stupid.

fuck you sage

>>25441783

>Kys newfag
>It sure smells like summer in here...

Autistics who care about the sanctity of a low tier meme website, meant for shitposting

le fishing for compliments thread. we know what you're doing. you don't want to be roasted, you're wishfully looking to get compliments from men on the internet trying to get your attention. dumb party pig.

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>>25432694
You look like a tampon. Go and learn to be useful in this world instead of fishing for compliments from betas that have less testosteron than you.

>>25432694
Trap?

>>25432694
can we sautee you instead?

>>25440710
why you posting your hairy small penis?

>>25432694
>goes to festivals
>rolls eyes more than 12 times per day
>liberal as fuck
>not like other girls
>enjoys anal.

Am i close op?

>>25432694
You're probably a 14 year-old boy posting his favourite camgirl, but I'll assume this is actually you.

You look like a failed arts student/college SJW that's trying to be Hayley Williams. Lose the eyebrows.

>>25432694
>red hair
>thick eye makup
>nose ring
>round "free spirit" sunglasses
You're already roasting your fucking self.

>>25432694
Your shaders are worst than a feat between Martin Solveig and Cascada.

I will rape you till death

>>25448950
Will u rape me til death please uwu

>>25432694
terrible at makeup.