The other tinder thread got too long. What pics should I take out?

1 3 5

>>25431028
b-but women love cats

>>25431067
It makes you look doughy.

>>25431080
>doughy
fair enough. why take out 5 though?

You want active photos that ideally are taken by someone else. 5 screams that you're trying too hard and trying to look "cute". It's tremendously unmasculine and is not doing you any favors.

>>25431099
Not a flattering camera angle. You don't look "bad" but knowing how to take good photos is important.

>>25431109
This is not exclusively true. I personally hate doing things and legit do just want to "Netflix and chill" so guys with all active pics with lots of people kind of scare me. And like, I wouldn't swipe on the cat pic but if it was his 4th or 5th it probably wouldn't deter me. Idk if it makes him look doughy so much as that is just what he looks like.

That said you are right as a general rule.

>>25431121
huh I am the same way. I dont club or socialize much. I do go to concerts though but for the most part I am a misfit. However, I am not socially awkward.

What do i say now that i have matched with a girl/s ? Do i just ask them for sex? All I do is work, workout and browse 4chan. The fuck do i talk to them about?

>>25431129
Pretty much same. Us less "exciting" people still wanna bone lol

>>25431191
Find a common interest. All else fails ask her if she's got pets or what her favorite type of food is or w/e. Ask her about herself way more than you talk about yourself.

Don't just "ask for sex" ask them if they want to hang out (which is literally the same thing just less blunt it's tinder you don't have to explicitly say "want to fuck?" Lol) Suggest a light activity. I meet guys for quick food and a walk or something before I take them home. I'm just looking to make sure they aren't rapey creeps and that we have some chemistry, nothing fancy.

>>25431215
Are you a femanon? Asking because I love introvert chicks, but I always matchhoes or outgoing chicks on tinder

>>25431215
nvm just read the entire thing.

Is it off putting if all my pictures is just me?

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Help with bio senpaitachi, do the bottom lines seem too corny?

>>25431228
All but one of mine are but I did have someone else take 2 of them for me. If the bio is well written, the pics are good, and they don't seem like...Weird™ it's not a big deal. Introverted semi ho lol.

>>25431461
I know this struggle, is it possible to mention I played clarinet without sounding like a whore? Haha. It seems pretty good but the rough with the hands part uh "rubs me the wrong way" a bit if you know what I mean : P

>>25431637
How does "Learned how to finger and use my tongue playing an instrument" sound then? I wanna have a corny line like that but I need a decent sounding one.

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1/1
Sup,

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Impressions? Opinions? Tips? I made this profile about a week ago and have only had 1 match with a catfishing fat asexual loner bitch.

1/2

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>>25431911
I meant 1/2.
This 2/2, shit.

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2/2

>>25431895
What did you play? "Blank taught me how to tongue and fingers more than just notes" or something to that effect maybe?

>>25431911
I wish you'd show off your face more in your #1 you're cute.

>>25431010
The 3rd photo makes me cringe.
The 5th one, you look really gay. Idk.

Number one's ok I guess.

>>25431932
You know damn well women don't want to see photos that are not of your face. Your photos are missing the face mark.

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>>25431911
>>25431944
Maybe switch out your last pic with something else? Other than that your profiles pretty good.
>>25431932
What Kind of Girls are you interested in? Regardless you need to show your face, man.

>>25431962
Tuba, that sounds real good. Thanks.

>>25431970
>>25431985

How's this? I don't have many face pics since that's just something I don't really think about doing, partially because I don't think I'm very photegenic.

In all honestly I'm just looking to get laid. If I get a relationship that's great, but I'll go after any girl that isn't fat/chubby at this point. I prefer smart, quirky girls with a good sense of humor though.

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>>25432052
Whoops forgot pic

Bumb

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Since I got Tinder in December to about a month ago I matched with a few cute ones a week, but as of lately, I rarely match with anyone. I only made a few minor changes since then, nothing drastic.

>>25431010 (OP)
I'd take out 1, 3 and 5.

Bio seems fine
>>25431932
Get a photo that actually shows your face.

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>>25433116
Some variety in your facial expressions. I like this, but a smile wouldn't hurt.

>>25431985
I don't like that all of your pictures seem to have a really wonky filter over them. It makes you look like a bot. Try for pictures that look like you're doing something, rather than posing.

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>>25433448
Here's my bio

>>25432052
Well, you don't look like someone most girls would consider hooking up with. Guys like that usually have enough face photos to even match with girls. I wouldn't even swipe right to find out all you want is to get laid. That's the point. You want people to swipe right. Cause tinder is a very shallow place. You have to be attractive to get matches. And when I, personally, can't even see a person's face to tell whether or not they're attractive, that's a left swipe. The more good photos you have, the more matches you'll get, and the more matches you get the more you get to pick and choose who you actually WANT to have sex with instead of settling like a desperate loser.

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I get maybe 1 or 2 matches a month even after deleting and remaking my profile multiple times. Tell me what I'm doing wrong

>>25431999
No problemo

>>25432052
I swear I'm not trying to be rude just constructive. Who's going to want to fuck you if they don't know what you look like? Right now I'm getting a "guy who doesn't understand social conventions and thinks he's ugly" vibe from your profile. I don't think that's what you mean for it to say.

>>25433116
I'm legit not sure what your issue is. A smile wouldn't hurt and your bio is a little dry but you seem cool.

>>25433448
You aren't the conventional tinder guy but this is a p good profile. My big suggestion is to use a higher quality #1 pic.

>>25434040
A #1 with something more interesting going on and a smile would be good. (Maybe go for less up the nose) Personally I'd like ya better with a little more hair : P Although I think the biggest problem is tinder standards not you sorry hun <3

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>>25434378
>You aren't the conventional tinder guy but this is a p good profile. My big suggestion is to use a higher quality #1 pic.
How does this one work?

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Any feedback for me? Other than lose the beard