Who would you fuck, soc? If you had to choose. ( ' 3 ')

right.
he looks more he's trying to be more manly

>>25427617
>blonde nerdic shit tier coloring
>manly

Each their own way I guess...

Both look like fun girls desu

Left.
I would happily sit on his face

>>25427627
his efforts are stil commendable

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Im fucking gorgeous

>>25427579
I want left to use me over and over for babies<333 right looks like a douchecanoe

>>25427579
Post their bodies? Its kind of a tough call when left is hotter but looks too fragile. Height & how big are their dicks? Whats their sexual personality like?

Appearances can be deceiving

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>>25428058
Found this

>>25427579
Did grinch srsly say that no girl likes maxium lmao

>>25427579
why do I get the feeling that left is a 2 pump chump

>>25428768
What does this mean?

>left
Kidnaps you after one bad date where you tell him you don't want to see him again and tortures you in his basement/bedroom while Elliot Rodger videos play in the background.

>right
Takes selfies with you that you can easily be cropped out of and can't get it up without bloodying your nose.

So I guess right since I might survive that.

>>25429203
Uhh you know nothing about left, he wouldn't hurt a fly. I'm guessing you had a lot of bad dates because nobody liked your pathetic boring ass.

>>25429203
Hi Draco! Still upset and ban evading?

>>25429245
Stop posting from your rape basement.

>>25429258
Like Draco Malfoy?

>>25429270
Aww its okay Draco, nice projection.

>>25429270
he thinks youre the guy on the right, dumbass newfag

>>25429361
Lol only that grinch faggot would bring up rape and ER in the same sentence. Someone's parents beat them as a child...

>>25429375
is that why he always looks like he has FAS in all of them kek

what kind of shitty parents would let their child grow so wrong and filled with hate. shoulda aborted/adopted it when they had the chance

>>25429203
You do know right stalks and harasses girls who reject him that he photoshops, right? Your assumption would make sense if you switched them around

>>25427579
Left would win hands down. I dig the dark sexy talented musician vibe from him. Right looks like an Autistic gymfag who sits on instagram all day posting outdated memes thinking he's hot shit and debating with child rapists rights on /pol/.

>>25427579
Right is just more attractive. Plus he has a smile and nice eyes! Left looks miserable as fuck!

>>25429543
If sociopathic emotions look real to you. They said the same thing about Ted Bundy. Max's are more genuine and less transparent.

>>25427579
is that nobody?

>>25429543
Found the dumb normie cunt >>25427579
Neither they both look like immature bitches.

Left. He had pretty hair and I like his nose tilt.

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Im gods gift to women

>>25428237
Why is there a syringe on his countertop?

>>25430493
Maybe he is diabetic? Or a heroine addict .

>>25430493
>>25430500
Lol. Gf's house, its her collagen facecreams or someshit

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brb getting high on vitaminc

>>25430531
>>25430512
Maxim, you have a girlfriend? And you're still trolling your weird face and body here? See a doctor, buddy

>>25430531
:^]

http://lookism.net/Thread-Heroin-Will-Cure-You-of-Oneitis

>>25430546
Nah m8 he just photoshops himself in their houses he cant get a girl with that mike c reilly giant head of his :^]

>>25430546
He has like 5 gfs, mogging cyberbullies like Grinch on soc is more enjoyable. His 99th percentile eye area, jaw, and fWHR need to be shared with all the single ladies for grear justice of slayer babies

>>25430574
More important* i dont think max enjoys anything nowadays that his 4chan oneitus still cucked him :^]

>>25427579
Lefty if he lost the neckbeard. Righty looks too much like a mix of pewdiepie and that one guy that made the angry dad vids.

>4chan oneitis

...
Story?

>>25427579
Both kinda shit.
If right was less buff and less hairy is consider it.
If left was less edgy and less dark I'd consider it.

flew across the country to spend 2 weeks with my 4chan oneitus, multiple days spent with her and her boyfriend
Becoming an hero very soon

They both look like little kids

>>25430624
Didnt this take place forever ago like when u were actually handsome? :^]

>>25430646
It gets worse
She didn't want me in her room the majority of the time and would sleep all day so I would be alone in a tiny room down the hall sobbing and refreshing r9k

>>25430655
Can you elaborate

Did you know she had a boyfriend?

What was the relationship like before you flew there, were you flirty were you expecting to fuck?

Really wanna see greentexts of Maxim

>>25430655
2cringe4me

Please be fake/bait

>>25430668
Yes I knew, long term bf of several years
We would say we loved each other daily
We cuddled a few times, but it made her feel guilty so she said it had to stop

>>25430677
Sadly it's the real deal
When we'd hang out with her friends I went complete spergmode and couldn't muster up a complete sentence. Broke down internally, wandered off and she went looking for me

>>25430698
>>25430684
>>25430655
>>25430624
Oh god, could you hear them fucking at night?