IDEAL MATE THREAD /imt/ Post about yourself and your ideal partner

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>>25426227
me:
> 24 years old, from Europe, male
> enjoy learning and watching documentaries
> like space stuff, science
> like playing all kinds vidya. Really dived deep into Stellaris right now and D3.
> Like writing long messages to someone and talking about anything and everything
> NEET, but started fixing that, because im tired of it
> 5'8", slim, nerdy
> Really enjoy cuddles. Hand holding
> would love to roll around the grass together and have picnic dates
> Love animals, would love to have a dog again
> prefer to stay inside when possible, to snuggle up in a warm blanket, play vidya or watch something, but can go out.
> don't drink, don't smoke
> Enjoy having discussions about stuff if the other person is interested
> like shitty memes and all kinds of humor
> enjoy banter
> Like spending my time talking with people and listening about their problems. Spending time with them if they're lonely until they feel good
> Prefer to have fun in games and dick around with people, do stupid shit than go full competative
> like anime
> like to cook
> clingy
> glasses
> beard

You :

> From Europe, between 18 and 29 years old.
> female
> Would like to either play together, play and have me watch or watch me play
> would like cuddles and being snug
> enjoy horror movies
> like pets
> could either spend the whole day inside or outside
> don't like crowded places
> want to better yourself, always try to improve yourself
> accept yourself for who you are or work on doing it slowly. Focus on your strengths
> Enjoy being motivated and to motivate
> clingy
> love to laugh
> would like to have cheeky banter together while playing
> enjoy reading spooky stories
> would want to play Stellaris multiplayer or any other game together
> would feel comfortable to talk for a very long time and would feel fully comfortable in complete silence while together

Doesn't have to be perfect. Relationship doesn't matter, can just chat with anyone that's interested.
Sernyl#3557

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38/m/USA

Looking for a geektastic woman into spooky stuffs hiking camping traveling, not afraid to rough it. The pic is my infogram, I don't expect a woman to match perfectly but it is my deal partner.

Me
>Male, 21, ingerland
>6ft very skinny (9 stoneish)
>white
>I'd describe my self as somewhat attractive, I have a very unique style that I think I suit well - probably hot to a niche few
>medium brown hair though am partial to a grade 1.5 fade, hazel eyes
>work away all week come home at weekends
>extremely outgoing, live for the weekend and the antics that ensue
>smoker, smoke dope frequently, drink frequently, party drugs rarely
>heavily into the electronic and indie scene
>interests are sports, festivals, whitty comedies, wouldn't class myswlf as an avid reader but have read a few classics, wpuld recommend trainspotting to everyone
>very loud and talkative
>loyal and trusting
>a bit narcissti and arrogant at times but I'm 95% sure it's a persona
>extremal good at putting my emotions and feelings into words
>struggle to have empathy to anything I don't relate to
>cat lover

That literally just scrapes the surface of me, be easier for me to explain myswlf anymore directly

Her
>around my age give or take 3/4 years
>living in the UK
>ginger would be perfect though looks aren't a massive priority, given how skinny I am though I'd rather you not be too.much bigger than me
>outgoing, talkative, quirky
>somewhat independent ( I like to feel reliable)
>ok with spending whole weekends at a time together
>into the electronic scene or at least willing to try it, would come to festivals with me
>fellow cat lover
>intelligent
>pessimistic - not outright depressive but not one of those silver lining cunts
>qt both in looks and personality
>into the same ish interests as me
>enjoys going out to eat and being a cutesy couple
>will appreciate me for the inner softy I am not the "lad" ego I project to everyone else
>not far left

Get in touch if you think that's you ta x

Me:
> 30/m/East coast
> 6'4
> former military, just graduated college with engineering degree
> like horror games/movies/stories, long walks in the woods, animals, making own wine/beer/pickles from time to time
> currently trying to get into phD program
> Not many friends, prefer going into the woods to going out and being social. Not that being social makes me anxious, just prefer woods to social gatherings
> I never considered myself to be so, but past girlfriends have complained that I've been closed off or distant
> affectionate, really very difficult to make angry. I get annoyed but rarely angry. Get into depressive funks sometimes

Ideal:
> Younger than me
> on the smaller side
> Any interests are fine but I find girls on the weeb/nerd side to be cute
> physically affectionate, on the submissive side
> bit of a loner like me
> playful

I don't know, I'm just really looking for someone I know will stick by my side, someone who's looking for someone to team up with against the world.

kik: megicman

Me
>male
> neet
> living with parents
>really quite okay about living with parents - Lodge is cheap, I have my own plants in the garden, I enjoy being around and playing vidya with my siblings, mum is a good cook, I have a comfy room in the attic etc.
>dropped out of uni because of legit mental issues (ocd, paranoia, delusions etc) - brought on by stress
>don't have many (or any) irl friends because I'm reclusive by nature - again, this isn't something I'm all that bothered about changing
>current goals in life are to get physically fit, learn a few foreign languages. (Japanese, Korean, Chinese), find job and save up to travel for the purpose of practicing said languages.
>I have long hair and wouldn't mind dropping out of society altogether to live on a commune at some point in the future.
>I'm willing to try and make a ldr work if I find someone who I feel comfortable talking to

You
>female
>don't find me disgusting
>aren't repelled by what is written above
>have your own interests that you like to pursue indepedent of whether you are in a relationship or not

Skype - [email protected]

>>25426227
Me
>male, 20, Cali, USA, 5'4", Latino
>infp, introvert, distant
>needs isolation to unwind
>cold on outside, hopeless romantic inside
>likes sports (soccer, nascar, f1), reading, indie rock/folk, film, learning (astronomy, history, about other cultures, science...), animals, nature, fashion
>likes helping people
>likes long walks or quiet nights to think about the universe
>prefers outdoors to inside

Ideal GF
>pretty
>loves to learn
>shares common interests
>caring
>low libido
>understands that I need isolation sometimes
>loyal through tough times
+bonus points for European

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uuu:

>Looking for /fa/ girl into vidya, cosplay, or art. egls are fine <3
>Race/age/body type doesnt really matter as long as you have similar interests
>Fashion to be a important (always wanted to match outfits)
>Preferably not a NEET or at least has goals/passions to pursue
>smart/intelligent. Cute > Sexy !
>Open-minded (asian culture etc)
>Spontaneous

me:

>19/m/East Coast US
>5'10/178cm
>Korean/asian
>EECS Major attending uni (electrical engineering/computer science)/PT job
>Collect overpriced clothing, cologne, and skincare products
>struggle to really identify with any group, mix of normie, nerdy, weeby, and niche interests
>Pursuing CS due to loving computers and the stability/high paying aspects. Really want to do something fashion industry related as a side hobby.
>More indoorsy, would rather listen to music, play vidya, or watch shows. But I really like hiking/camping

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Me
>male, 19, blonde hair and blue eyes
>Missouri, United States
>6ft tall
>very skinny, working on trying to gain some weight though
>student in fall and spring, temp worker in summer
>try to act mature and serious when I need to, but I've grown up rather isolated with a shut-in mother and have turned out kind of childish, clingy and mildly autistic
>good at talking about actual things, not good at small talk or idle chatter
>like guns, politics, dogs, outdoors, action movies and some video games
>Would some day like to have a stable job and be able to have at a minimum three children and be able to support my family
>try really hard at stuff though mostly fail what I attempt it seems
>only one previous relationship, with high school crush, she was terribly abusive

Her
>around my age or younger
>blue or green eyes
>hair doesn't matter but blonde, red or black are a plus
>height not that important either, but I prefer taller girls
>just don't be fat, skinny girls are nice, athletic girls are nice, don't need to be in shape, just he a healthy weight, or willing to workout to acheive a healthy weight if you aren't
>near me (within a day or two's drive or closer) or willing to travel
>willing to put up with me
>not abusive
>similar interests
>wanting to start a family sometime before she gets too old

Kik: Comrade Dispenser
Discord: Comrade Dispenser#9669
I barely use kik so discord is prefered I guess, I also have skype if you really want.

Him:
>20-28
>north america, but if you're in europe & we hit it off, I'll take a qt accent as long as we can see each other eventually
>preferably white (is that ok to say?)
>skinny/fit/thin
>nice hair (i love some long hair, bur that's not required)
>dreamy eyyyes
>straight-ish teeth
>my celeb crush is Freddie Highmore for reference
>bonus points for tattoos/nosepiercing
>honest, FANTASTIC with communicating (doesn't hold stuff in)
>good sense of humour
>preferably going to school or has a career of some sort
>able to give me enough attention, >skype me for hours when you're available too
>watch horror movies with me over skype
>serious and dedicated to the relationship
>able to make mean jokes together all out of love
>have decent/correct grammar
>patient & understanding
>if you live far, ya gotta be able to visit me and eventually relocate one of us

Me:
>20/F/Atlanta
>smol black gril
>clingy
>black & blue hair
>clingy
>studying biology, trying to become a veterinarian
>got two piercings
>suffering from depression but working on it
>don't smoke, drink, or do any drugs including smoke weed
>love anything spoopy
>I laugh a lot, I'm a giggly one
>extremely silly and sometimes obnoxious (not in a loud way)

Would rather we speak on kik before moving to skype. Let me know you're from this thread. <3
Hoping to find the skinny, dorky, silly love of my life.
Kik: hateeveryone.jpg

Me:
>25 m Canada
>5'11 medium (on the skinnier side) build
>Beard.
>I have a cat, planning on getting a puppy soon
>sarcastic
>dad joke / so bad it's funny sense of humor
>Vidya, mostly Dota but I don't rage, just started ffxiv
>I like outdoor activities as well like kayaking
>Easy going

You
>Female 18+ Canada(but USA is cool too)
>Similar build or smaller , any height
>Long hair unless short really really suits you
>you will play some video games with me
>Likes adventuring. You'll try everything at least once
>Easy going
>drinks or doesn't mind me drinking
>Laughs at my jokes
>Basically just get along with me.

Contact: f5#9441

>>25426687
Got a kik?

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Me
>26/M/Midwest US
>5'7 145lbs
>Introverted, hopeless romantic, very monogamous
>Patient, honest
>Independant and self-sufficient
>Atheist, never drink or smoke but not oppressive with my views on others
>Tattoos, had long hair but (stupidly) cut it. In the process of growing
>Work from home so I'm online a lot
>Night owl. Sleep schedule is sporadic at times
>Naturally competitive so I like to bully people in games
>Prefer hanging out with small group of close friends or S/O rather than parties
>Laid back and fairly routine. I know what I like and stick to it for the most part
>Sex positive but fairly basic in terms of kinks
>Listens to a lot of music
>Black Metal, Doom, Stoner, Drone, Shoegaze, Screamo, Classic HipHop, little of everything
>I'm raising two black kitty bros
>Ideal weekend: being comfy with you, eating good food and touching butts

You
>Female
>Slim/petite girls are my weakness
>Have an idea what you want in life
>Emotionally and mentally mature
>Sex positive and enjoys physical intimacy
>Prefers staying in but would enjoy nature trips once in a while
>Financial independance would be a plus
>Doesn't want kids any time soon
>Would be cool if we can play a game together

Kik: Flex36nyea
Prefer discord once I know you better

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Me:
>18, western europe, male
>5'10 155lbs/177cm 70kg, white
>studying CS (taking courses for now, going to college in a few months)
>INTP, pretty withdrawn/timid, like staying inside but taking long walks in nice places is cool too, somewhat disorganized in my day to day life
>like philosophy, literature, anime, learning in general, doing nothing and observing things
>agnostic and somewhat politically right-leaning, but a centrist by 4chan standards, monogamous
>don't play vidya but I don't dislike it
>don't smoke, don't do drugs aside from alcohol occasionally, I don't care if people do though
>somewhat socially anxious and awkward but I'm self aware enough to not be a huge autist and I dress pretty well
>am calm most of the time, tend to daydream a lot and am clumsy sometimes
>am bad at smalltalk
>music: I like a lot of genres and mostly listen to relaxing music. downtempo, lo-fi, jazz, sometimes classical, movie/anime OSTs, a bunch of other stuff
>main boards are /a/ and /g/, occasionally /adv/, /fa/, /tg/
>I'd really like to go hiking and camping sometime
>interested in visiting some areas of China, Japan and eastern Europe, other than that I don't really care about traveling

Her:
>not fat/chubby, not physically deformed (I don't really mind acne though), don't care about height as long as you're not a literal midget nor >5'11
>tattoos and piercings are kinda off-putting, as are "alternative" hair colors
>nice and honest person, these are by far the most important things

I probably forgot a lot of things. I don't have skype, kik or discord, but I use e-mail

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26 Male
5'9 (175 cm)
Medium build, mildly chubby but exercises regularly (Not quite muscle gut)
142 pounds (64 kg)
Brown hair, curly, currently kept long. Eye color is a grayish/greenish.
No Mental Illnesses
Never done drugs or smoked, alcohol less than once a month.
Relatively healthy diet
Income Prospects are looking up but not guaranteed atm
I really like anime art and Japanese music (especially idolmaster) I habitually browse the boorus and follow my favorite artists.
You'll typically find me listening to podcasts.
Ancap/Voluntaryst political leanings
Gardens quite a bit but not enough to constitute a farm
Good with animals and kids
No tattoos or piercings
Virgin
My children will neither be sent to public school nor spanked
Non Religious
Likes Vidya
Would potentially like having a large family
Weird long term goals (Anyone up for aiming to become immortal and explore the stars?)
Aging reversal anyone?
Cooks quite well


Partner
Kind, empathetic, has the ability to think (means you're open to admitting fault or bowing to superior knowledge without being a pushover or meekly accepting whatever is put in front of your face)
Ideally 20-25 years of age
Enjoys talking with me and discussing ideas as well as playing games and watching stuff together occasionally.
Knows how to cook and clean
Is healthy and takes care of self, exercises regularly or is willing to do so
Prefers being treated kindly.
Wants Children (No adoption)
Decent mental health
Will appreciate my hard work and efforts to provide for us
I likely want you to be a stay at home partner who watches my back and helps manage my household/estate but I'm not fully sure of this yet
Shares some of my kinks
Likes Large male sex organs
Is open to or intrigued by my long term goals
Cosplay could be fun
Can understand my weaknesses and flaws and guard my back around them.
Finds my virtues respectable as I do theirs.


I've been enjoying SGDQ this week and would enjoy chatting with anyone who's nice and friendly!

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me:
>male
>25
>spain (BCN)
>redhead with pale skin
>a little bit shy at first
>childish
>has a good job but still lives with parents
>plays occasionally the piano, very amateurish
>enjoys vidya and books
>no car
>practices exercices everyday due anxiety problems
>very loyal and open-minded, likes to do things as a couple
>not really a talkative person, but likes to listen to others
>adores music from all kinds, even classical music or black metal

you:
>female
>18-25
>same zone (remember, no car)
>skinny/slim
>cute face
>prefers staying inside, but also likes to go out sometimes
>shares common interests (optional)
>likes to talk with me
>very sincere about everything
>kind but dominant during sex

skype:[email protected]

*NOT* ANYONE FROM HERE

Myself:
>Male
>30
>White
>6'5, relatively average build. I try to frequent the gym, and I run a lot.
>Short brown hair, blue eyes, glasses, clean shave.
>High sex drive, extremely kinky, hung like a horse
>Work in IT, work a lot, and definitely love my job
>Nerd. Video games, music, digital design, coding, you name it.
>Very passionate and stubborn
>Perfectionist. Settling for mediocrity isn't for me
>Very, very talkative when something interests me
>Open minded and relatively nice, but I'm quick to turn that around when someone goes out of their way to ne shitty
>etc

Ideal:
>Female
>Any age, any height
>Cute. Not interested in chubby+. Otherwise I don't care if you have As or DDDs
>Equally high sex drive. Kinky, likes to give head.
>Passionate and open minded.
>Blunt and honest
>Also a nerd. If you play games, please don't just play flavor of the month free2play/online garbage (lol, dota, csgo, h1z1, etc). Have actual taste. This applies to everything else as well.
>Not interested in children

My kik is whyamievendoingthis

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Let's see if I manage to float above the competition.

Me:
>Male, 18 years old from the Netherlands.
>Still a student, but in my exam period.
>1,83 meters/6 Feet tall.
>Skinny/normal body.
>White.
>Short dark brown hair and light brown/hazel eyes.
>My main interests, maybe even passions are, history, philosophy/sophistry and politics.
>Besides these I am interested and also able to talk about a wide range of things from gaming and anime to anthropology. If I were to list them all my post would be too long.
>I like going for walks and have a high stamina.
>I am quite stern in my morals and personal beliefs.
>I like making people laugh, and my humor is adaptable.
>I don't drink or smoke, but I'm sure that much is easily figured out. No tats or piercings either.
>I would love to be affectionate.
>I am a good listener, even if I'm not particularity interested.
>I wear glasses or lenses.

(You):
>Actual, real, biological female.
>White
>No younger then 17, no older then 19.
>At least 1,75 meters/ 5,8 feet.
>Slim/skinny, normal or fit build.
>Color and length of hair doesn't matter as long as they're natural colors, I'll reserve judgment for your style till I see it.
>Soft, considerate and feminine, I am looking for someone to complete me, a second half. I am already a man, I don't need another one. In turn I want to complete somebody else.
>Also likes to cuddle and share intimate moments.
>Clingy or active, I don't mind. I'll judge your character when I meed you.
>I am not particularly concerned about what kind of interests you do or don't have. Just don't be too leftist.
>has some fire in you.
>Is a virgin.
>No tats, drugs or piercings except in the ears.

Tl;dr: I am a easy going but driven guy and I'm looking for a feminine and sweet girl. It doesn't matter if you define yourself as insecure or clingy, outgoing or driven. I think we will only really get to know each others worth of character after we've met each other.

the filename is graf and i'm remembering now that i had a history teacher named mr. graf and that's all i picture as an ideal mate now

i'm not gay though so i don't want you to be like my old history teacher

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>>25427373
oops

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Me
>18/m/New Jersey
>Fat and Ugly
>Irish Italian Jew
>Depressed but funny about it, a good listener, and gives good advice
>Main interests are Vidya, Memes, Movies, Cyoas, Cartoons, and Music. Right now I'm playing ES: Oblivion and Sims 3, and trying to get into Power Metal and the Front Bottoms
>Minorly into Anime, ASMR, Hiking, Fishing, and TV
>Horrible at Binge watching, I need someone to watch it with
>Completely horrible with Technology
>Trying to get fit and learning how to cook
>Always wanted to learn how to play the Keyboard and be a song writer but never really tried
>Agnostic Athiest
>Politically Center-Left Nationalist, with Social Libertarian Confederate Views

You
>Female
>similiar interests
>Homebody
>Willing to help me carry a conversation
>Depressed and Anxious
>Willing to play Viyda, Watch TV, Movies, and Youtube videos late at night
>Likes depression, suicidal, self depreication, and racist jokes
>Fine with me sending them memes throughout the day
>Fine with my moderate nationalist views, not too far left or right.
>Not very militant with whatever your religion is, especially not militant atheists.

Steam: Narrator
Discord: narrator667
Insta: narratorguy

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Ideal nice girl:
>introverted
>loving, clingy
>likes anime and vidya
>likes to cuddle
>thickfit to chubby, i love curves
>sexually dominant
>monogamous
>willing to tolerate me blabbing about electronic music
>any race, but I've got a thing for latina women honestly
>taller/older than me not necessary but REALLY big pluses

Facts about the 4chan dweeb writing this:
>22/male/upper midwest
>lives alone
>5'10, pretty muscular but still working to get rid of some chub, will help you with workouts if you want
>electronic music producer and noise "music" "artist"
>really loves anime and weebshit
>full disclosure i have megashit anxiety
>i can be really romantic!
>we can go on trips together and travel a lot
>im really good at cuddling

Kik: aetherwalk
Sc: industrialdweeb

>>25427474
Is that Killy from Blame! ?

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Is this an acceptable means of posting info? Gonna use the word her for those of you using ctrl+f.

you:
>age: 21+
>location doesn't matter
>gender also doesn't matter, prefer feminine guys
>pale skin
>into gothy and/or nerdy shit
>artsy
>dark sense of humor
>confident
>can teach me new things
>can hold a conversation

me:
>26/m/USA
>5'11 chub/bear
>long hair/beard
>psych major, just got a job in the field
>into horror
>goth music and aesthetic
>all black wardrobe
>also comics
>and vidya
>writing and drawing and arting in general
>inb4 edgelord
>anxiety.jpg
>likes to cuddle

kik: ManifestDestiny23
skype: manifesto2306 (best way to reach me)
discord: manifestdestiny #3342

>>25427465

>Depressed and Anxious

i dont see why you would want a girl that is depressed and anxious? that's like like wanting a girl with only one boob

>>25428061
Rapeable

i'm just going to post an actual specific IDEAL, not "what i'd be willing to settle for, eventually", because this is just for fun and i'm not really expecting to meet a life partner on 4chan, you don't need to tell me i don't deserve it i know thanks

me:
>20/f/usa
>5'9, pale, chubby, brown hair and hazel eyes
>severe social anxiety and depression
>basically a neet
>into sad folk music, maladaptive daydreaming and passive media consumption
>has never been on a date or to first base
>can't make eye contact or conversations with strangers
>very autistic political beliefs
>no redeeming qualities whatsoever

I D E A L !:

>older than me/ male/ idc
>taller than me, blond hair and blue or green eyes
>likes working with his hands
>not autistic or depressed
>not beta/ doesn't make me feel even more insecure with his insecurities
>far right politically
>wants to live on a rural homestead and raise chickens and goats and garden with me
>wants 10+ kids

throwaway email in case someone wants to meme at me: [email protected]

>>25428354
How chubby are you? And what shade of hazel are your eyes? You don't need to post your own eyes, just someone similar or describe them. Eyes are kind of a big factor for me because I'm weird.
And what is your definition of "not autistic" as it might be an impossible goal if you're going to do your searching on 4chan, I think we're all a bit autistic here.

>>25428354
>likes working with his hands
Does masterbation counts?

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I'm not really sure what I want but guess I'll post my own stuff and if anyone is interested.

>Male
>23 (24 on the 9th)
>Texas
>6'2"
>around 180 lbs so kind of lanky
>shoulder length curly hair
>wears bandanas
>people say I look like chong or Jesus often
>plays video games when I can
>enjoys playing my ukulele daily
>starting to get into working out
>works doing carpentry, can show my work and I also enjoy it
>enjoys traveling, wants to travel more, went to New Zealand and France, even traveling within the states would be fun
>just about to get my own apartment and want to become more independent
>usually is pretty chill, not many things in life get to me or bother me, it's easy to see the simple joys in the world every day
>listen to a large variety of music that ranges from CCR to Tupac to video game osts to country to J pop
>enjoys baking and cooking, it's always fun to follow something through and see the result
>unfortunately cause I'm usually at work I lack time to do a lot of things

Uhhhh I think that's mostly the gist of it. If anyone wants to ask something more specific go ahead.

Also kik: laufing

Literally reposted this from the last thread so anyone feel free to hit me up.

All I want is a non autistic, affectionate girl with great boobs. I have a good job, I'm relatively intelligent, decent looking and funny.

Skype: Softchoice123

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>>25428371

not mine but pretty similar. "not autistic" just means easygoing and socially competent, which i'm not expecting on here but i also can't really go outside due to my own autism so idk where else to look. just end me desu

>>25428374

i rapidly exhaled through my nose

but no, sorry

>>25428429
I'm not sure if I meet that not-autistic requirement then, I mean I'm not socially incompetent, just introverted I guess. But at least I meet the rest probably.

Well shit, I didn't see the "older than me" one, nevermind, I'm 19.
I won't try to waste your time with emails.

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Me
>aloof
>scattered
>Mildly avoidant while having a sort of open heart
>talk a lot
>everywhere
>Have close to a phobia of being unable to keep conversation going
>Feel like I have nothing to offer if I'm not being funny, smart, or interesting
>a lot of "I'm so cold and dead inside lol" humor mixed with genre impressions and self-roasts
>Someone called me omniscient recently and I felt really flattered
>Drink straight whiskey and black coffee unironically
>none of my tastes are very reflective of who I am, and my tastes in things are good
>Smoke a lot of weed and complain about not liking weed anymore
>cycle between being callous and rude and intensely diplomatic
>Always feel in the wrong
>a sort of arrogant doormat, a striking fusion of the worst qualities of the alpha and beta
>High self esteem, low self worth
>Obsessed with the concept of sincerity

Her
>Loyal, intelligent, confident, cold and caring at once
>scared of the things that I'm brave for and vice versa
>doesn't give a fuck about anything except herself and I and maybe a handful of family
>she's in good shape, regardless of what that means for her body type
>wears glasses
>her primary basis of humor is confusion
>speaks through so many levels of irony that it would melt the mind of a mortal
>thinks my jokes are hilarious
>enjoys listening to my thoughts and ideas, pretends it's really hot
>we answer each other's problems for one another with confidence
>love each other's families, spend some holidays just family swapping
>knows how to put me in my place
>likes fucking with me and putting me on edge here and there
>can see through all my bullshit and has an answer for all of my flaws
>she headgames me into doing the right thing
>we have each other's backs, unquestioningly
>she considers spirituality at the same rate I do
>she pushes me to be better
>she's someone who consistently impresses me
>she's something to both live and die for
>I make her happy

>>25428354
>fat, mentally ill, and autistic
>guy must be taller, an alpha, and take care of me so I don't have to work

fuck off lol

me:
>19/f/usa
>5'1, asian, medium to chubby body type-wise
>into film, music, fashion, animu, some vidya
>reads a fair amount, some lit, mostly nonfiction
>doesn't smoke or do drugs, drinks socially
>more cool than cute probably
>introverted, would rather stay in 80% of the time
>has a hard time initiating affectionate behavior
>honest, confident, has goals in mind

you:
>20+/m/usa
>5'10+ tall, skinny or lanky
>good sense of personal style
>have overlap with my interests and a broad taste
>likes banter, discussion and debate
>sweet, funny, romantic, affectionate
>can take the initiative most of the time
>is pursuing something he's passionate about
>confident and has his own goals in mind too

a relationship is probably impossible, but we can talk and aimlessly flirt or something.

>>25429124
You sound great actually! I'm average weight not skinny but otherwise fit very well! What part of the US are you in?

If you're interested I can post Kik or an email

>>25429161
drop your kik!

>>25429169
Fuzzydog7

>>25429215
gotcha

>>25428960

Nope, I've gotten plenty of replies with these standards and some have turned into good conversations so far, I think I'll stay. Must suck to be so bitter though.

>>25429124
My Kik is Salzor and I fit most of your list!

Me:

>21/m/US (moving back to Germany soon)
>5'6", white, German, slim
>very open, laid back, don't judge, caring
>interests are gaming, traveling, roadtrips, languages, and some web design
>honesty and loyalty are my best traits
>enjoy work and aspiring to greater things

You:

>any gender
>don't be overly unhealthy
>have some interests (preferably nerdy/geeky)
>have some self-esteem
>be able to sustain yourself (neet okay)
>be you
>your ability to communicate is important

Not looking for drama or people who can only do smalltalk.
If you don't have any interests or are not very active, please don't bother.

In case of an LDR situation, please be ready to eventually turn this into a real thing.
Obviously we'll talk about it.

Hit me up on kik, can move on to other messaging services later:

binboxle

>>25426744

Messaged you.

where are you from? also age? :)

Me:

>Male 23
>Bi, leaning het
>Rainiest Europe
>Slim/fit
>Tall af
>light brown hair, hazel eyes
>Studying some technical shit
>Enjoy vidya, tabletop, other nerdy interests

Him/Her:

>20-25
>decent appearance, not anorexic/obese
>not a NEET
>enjoys the nerdy side of life too
>should eat well along with me
>not a smoker or a heavy drinker

>>25428714
>>25429459

>>25429124
fits me to a pretty decent degree.

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skype
live:thepropanedoctor

kik
pr0pane

either one is fine

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i have accounts in mostly everything but I mainly use steam or skype

I believe in you all. My SO and I met in these threads. We've never been happier. There is hope!

>>25429124
Oh dang, you seem pretty awesome hit me up on kik: CarseHole
I fit a lot of the stuff you listed off. I'm working towards many goals as well.

Me:
>21 male
>scrawny white guy
>5'6ish(i havent checked in over a year)
>USA
>likes video games
>movie buff, watch some anime
>submissive, into femdom
>clingy, talkative
>going to college, working shitty wageslave job
>loves cats

Her:
>a little bit older 24-28ish
>height not an issue
>any race
>chubby is fine, skinny is fine but not obese or a skeleton
>enjoys video games or movies or anime enough that we can talk about at least one of them often
>dominant, likes to tease, fairly kinky
>preferably in USA but I dont mind long distance
>likes being doted over, doesnt mind talking at least once every other day

>>25430870
Forgot kik: MeMyself345

Me:

>transgirl, 22, Europe
>still in transition
>pan
>shortish, slim, cute butt, cute (but boyish) face
>almost finished with my degree in Computer Science, trying to get my career going in Web Development
>mad genius
>my passion is writing, I am working on my own fantasy book right now
>in my spare time I take walks, play video games, read or patootie on the internet
>walking headache
>kind, caring, supportive and understanding
>have a bit of fire in my belly
>left leaning, feminist
>a bit zany and edgy, but truthfully very down to earth

Them:

>caring and supportive
>enjoy physical contact and affection
>a complete person all on their own
>would still like to be a team, have my back as I have theirs, fight together
>want to build a life together
>want most of the traditional couple things - a nice home, comfy evenings, intimate conversations, love
>will help with my brand of crazy, will let me help with theirs
>have similar views to me in politics, even if they arent all too interested in the topic
>just a smudge of crazy

That's about it. If you'd like to get in contact with me, my skype handle is mizerawa_manawroth

Anybody have link to the old thread please?

>>25431194
>>25417924

>>25429484
I'm 23 and about to move from socal to norcal

hmu at [email protected] if ya want :)

>>25429912
People who only use 4chan for /soc/ confuse me

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Me
>18
>female
>usa
>4'10", skinny
>mildly depressed
>lacking hobbies but trying to be more productive
>likes music, podcasts, sports, being cozy
>kinda good at talking about nothing most of the time
>needs much more attention than the average person

Them
>24~+
>tall but not too tall
>male/female
>usa/canada
>not too fat
>caring, wise, empathetic, funny, stays up kinda late
>doing something w/ their life even if it's slowly
>minimal anime plz

thats the basic important stuff
skype: [email protected]
if you add me please type something about yourself in the contact request
i'm not adding people that ignore ^ or don't match my really minimal ideals

>>25432494
>24~+

FUCK

>>25432591
This. Fucking societal cuck, daddy kinks are so obnoxious.

>>25432609
They don't even want a daddy half the time, they just assume that everyone their age is "immature" when in reality they probably don't talk to many guys

>>25432494
I tried to add you but you never accepted

>>25432701
except i did, we talked for days, then you removed me
maybe add less ppl and you'll be less confused my dude

>>25431434
Thank you

Me:
> 28, USA, male, 150 lbs. Introvert
> freelance artist, into vidya (overwatch mainly), anime(JoJo is a plus), movies, music, cosplay, horror, stand up comedy
> an old soul, keep to myself.
> I love crazy and fun conversation, memes, flirting,I am a smartass
> I'm spontaneous and weird
> work out twice a week
> interested in long distance relationship or something close
> I'm up late most nights working, or insomnia
> I like to give and receive attention

Her

> 24+, ( Asian preferably) weird and affectionate, loves attention
> into anime, cosplay,vidya (overwatch a plus) horror movies.
> introverted
> doesn't mind when I act stupid
> loves to go to anime cons
> has goals they want to pursue

I use discord and LINE app. I can get Kik if it's easier.
Discord: Zawarudo#3624
Line: bitezadusto

I don't mind trying to see someone younger again if you're mature. Had bad relationships with 20 yo's before.

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>>25426227
Blatantly ripped off from >>25426249
Me.me
>27, m, USA
>too much school but I got two pieces of paper from it
>I like hiding my power level on a lot of things, unless I'm asked
>animu and vidya are a-ok though I'm sparing with new stuff
>Sakamoto-kun and Kobayashi-san are recent [a/ favs; been playing MGSVTPP (pirated) lately
>taciturn until you open me up then I have to slow down
>kinda all over the States right now: I'm in CA going back to TX and possibly going to OK for a year for a govt job then I'll be shifted all over this fine country
>I enjoy the soft and the hard
>love dogs, cats, and the like
>I enjoy both staying in and going out so long as we're not wasting much (time, effort, or money)
>don't smoke, seldom drink, 520bro friendly (though I'm not fond of stinky weed in public)
>can enjoy the memris and the bantzer
>can cook; started with leftovers and branched out from there

(You):
>female, in USA or at least NA, close enough to my age
>really do and be what you like; why should I stop you just
>don't tread on me, sis
>don't cheat or blackmail me
>don't be overly disrespectful to others and yourself
>you can disrespect me if you'd like though
>won't get too hung up on appearances until meeting see how i snuck this in here
>not big on previous children, though a widow or divorcee is more than fine too
>tbqh, not really into plus sized girls unless it's muscle or height

>>25426227

Me:

>22 Male UK
>6'2" and slim, also have a beard
>Work as a programmer
>Big fan of all things fantasy/sci-fi
>Enjoy, reading, watching movies/binging my favourite TV shows, and playing video games
>Like going out hiking/camping that sort of thing, haven't been in a while, but would like to though
>Am an introvert, don't expect me to go out by myself, would much rather go out with friends
>Like listening, and talking to people. Friends had said that I'm a good listener, and that they're someone I can talk to about almost anything
>Have a dark sense of humour

You:

>Same age range, give or take a few years
>Female
>Similar interests as me (reading, movies, video games) not necessarily all of them
>Open minded
>Looks don't particularly bother me though I prefer girls with pale skin

Reply with your discord, or skype if you're interested.

Me
>Love films, books, and thinking about how I'd organize my collection. Oh and history, I love history, especially the dry stuff
>Occasionally I write poems or short stories. Or songs. You've been warned
>In need of a travel buddy. Let's find the hidden stuff nearby and see the big stuff we dreamed about far away
>Monogamous, loyal, knows several kiss combinations that will move worlds
>Mostly quiet but super goofy and loving to those I care about

You
>Into art, film, music..or well anything creative, in some way. Just want to be able to watch stuff and talk about it with you!
>Loves traveling (road trips included), maybe museums too? Appreciates a hike. Oh, and food. We should eat lots of good things together
>Good sense of humor
>Likes sharing things she likes (music, movies, memories). It's okay to be quiet but I want to know everything about you over time - that's one of the great gifts of relationships huh
>Will browse bookstores and record shops with me
>Likes a balance between going out and cuddling up binge watching TV/movies

kik: vacatapa

Me
>19/f/UK
>5'6", sun reflective level of pale, black hair, blue eyes
>skinny curvy, I have big hips
>Very quiet and anxious until I'm comfortable
>Sarcastic and ironically mean when I'm really comfortable
>Studying 3d modelling
>Wants to own a cat sanctuary/cat cafe when I'm comfortably old
>Likes video games, painting, 3d modelling, sewing, and badly cooking
>Only really go out by myself if its night time or I know the place I'm going to is safe
>I go out with others if I'm comfortable with them
>Mostly just laze around in my pyjamas or work on my hobbies
>Want to be edgy but I'm girly

You
>Taller than me
>Kind, honest, blunt but not carelessly mean
>Likes animals and respects my dream
>Tries to get me to come out to nice places so I can dress up
>Is OK with just lazing around a lot
>Prefer if you had a job
>Let's me watch my weird j dramas and anime
>Preferably more talkative than me to get my initial shyness out the way
>OK with sitting in silence
>OK with me spacing out a lot
>OK with leaving me alone sometimes
>Protective of me when I'm anxious
>OK with talking online without meeting up for a while first so I can get to know you (I'm OK with camming)

Leave me your contact if you're interested

>>25433819

I live decently close by, and conform to these p well. Also I can cook for the both of us. You can kik me at Nantafiria and we'll see how well we get along

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>>25433819

I'd like to think that I match what you're looking for, look me up on skype if you can search for brti

pic related is my avatar

>>25433819
Hey I match most of these you can kik me @surinnam

>>25433819
>Protective of me when I'm anxious
>Prefer if you had a job
>Let's me watch my weird j dramas and anime
>Tries to get me to come out to nice places so I can dress up
>Kind, honest, blunt but not carelessly mean
>OK with sitting in silence
>OK with me spacing out a lot
>OK with leaving me alone sometimes>OK with talking online without meeting up for a while first so I can get to know you (I'm OK with camming)

i really can do all of these things, but i don't know if you'd be ok with someone really clingy, protective and stupidly romantic and loving..uhm
well, e-email me if you want to!

[email protected]

>>25433995
>>25433819

i regret sorry.. somthing tells me youre going to hurt me since you'll talk to a bunch of people..sorry ;_; im idiot

>>25433995
>>25434005
>>25433819

im sorry again, email me if you want i dont regret i just thought it was for the best, i just think i fit with you but you got so many replies so..well it's ok hit me up if you wish! and sorry again x100

>>25433819
>>25428714
>>25431729

>>25433819
My Kik is crocoface if you wanna talk, I can show you my sick models I made in cinema4d when I was like 12 :')

>>25433771
Oh. I'm male, looking for a girl

>>25433771
Oh, I'm a guy looking for a girl

>>25434444
>>25434458
I was just about to ask - I almost wondered if I posted this and forgot about it, because you basically listed all my favorite things.
I'm a guy, though, so if nothing else I can wish you the best of luck in your endeavors!

Me
>f/29
>speaks 8 languages and fluent in 3
>travels a lot
>fashionista
>asexual
>aromantic
>educated in science
>career in business
>chronic health problems
>is tall
>has money


You
>loyal
>any sex
>any gender
>any race
>fit and healthy
>silent type
>extremely protective
>you can have sex with anyone you like but always loyal to me above anything else
>be discrete and maintain confidentiality
>military experience preferred
>combat training
>apolitical
>not autistic
>never rants about feminism or social justice
>doesn't believe in conspiracy theories
>willing to travel often
>good listener and better doer
>no current attachments

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(You):
>Taller than me
>White or Asian
>Environmentally-conscious
>Vegan!
>Christian
>Conservative
>Doesn't want kids
>TRUTHER
>Not politically correct
>Would convert a van to a bio-diesel engine and live in it with me
>Likes gardening, hiking, cooking, and bushcraft
>Will let me read you poetry
>Virgin
>Dark sense of humor
>Will be patient with me when I'm stupid
>Likes being taken care of
>Has traditional values
Me:
>5'5" ~115 lbs
>Blonde hair, green eyes
>Pretty much the same as (You) as far as values and interests

>>25434564
I think you're looking for a bodyguard not a partner

>>25434601
>>Conservative
>>Doesn't want kids
>>Traditional Values
One of these things doesn't belong...

Gonna go ahead and make one of these. Not sure if I'm actually ready for anything, but this should be fun anyway.

Me:
>25/M/Midwest
>Very introverted but I still enjoy social activities (social battery has low capacity)
>Borderline INFP/INTP - Very math and science-minded but also very emotional and artsy - I tend to be the emotional support type
>6'2", kinda scrawny, very lanky, also white (german/irish)
>A tad bit active - I like hiking and biking, used to do some exploring
>Nerd-type - Vidya, animu, and music are passions of mine and I love discussion
>To add to above, I'm a sucker for artsy shit - Majora's Mask, Sigur Ros, Haibane Renmei, Ghibli films, etc.
>I also love spoopy shit. Favorite author is Lovecraft.
>A bit cynical, moderately dark sense of humor
>Very cuddly, will give huge hugs at every opportunity
>Cat person, but I also love dogs
>Weed friendly, drinks on special occasions
>Loves to ramble about the universe and infinity or whatever comes to mind
>Loves food, will eat whatever is edible as long as cilantro isn't involved
>Ideal dates would include concerts, hiking/exploring, or just cuddling in a bed and marathoning Jojo and eating spaghetti or whatevs.

Her:
>22+/F/Close-ish?
>Doesn't mind rambling conversation, or better yet, does it herself
>Cutesy/awkward is a plus, honestly
>Emotionally open, willing to let me be a source of support
>Laughs at stupid shit
>Nerd-type, preferably as described above or at least close
>Musically and/or artistically inclined a big plus
>Musically open-minded, will at least give my weird tastes a shot
>Psych-horror/thriller lover
>Hopefully somewhat science/math minded as well
>Doesn't mind cutesy romantic shit
>Willing to get stoned and play Kirby with me sometimes
>Doesn't mind if I'm kinda gross at times

My discord is JojoAdv#0100 if against the odds someone fits. Ideal doesn't necessarily mean realistic but it's worth a shot!
(will be out seeing Spiderman today, sorry if you add me while I'm out)

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Me:

>21 Male Northeast
>Bisexual
>5'6" 120lbs, skinny n short
>Brunette
>Love watching sci-fi/cyberpunk media
>Work in IT, dreams of defense contract/network security
>Melee, Touhou, and whatever has a good single player
>Follows politics and news very close to analyze and be informed, not interested in personal politics
>Loves dogs and cats
>Drink and smoke/dab (cautiously experimental outside of those)
>Not religious
>Starting to read because commuting, like Camus, please suggest short books
>Enjoy watching soccer and hockey
>Impulsive, neurotic, sarcastic, sometimes nihilistic sometimes full of hope
>Will listen to anything, love concerts and want to expand my music taste
>Pale
>Enjoy cooking and eating healthy square meals but also indulge in snack foods often

You:
>From Northeast
>18-23
>If male, slimmer and around my height or shorter
>If female, slim to chubby, around my height or shorter
>Loves cyberpunk
>Will consume and share various media with me, let's watch stuff and listen to albums
>Will be excited to show me his/her favorite whatever
>Is interested in exploring cities or going to concerts
>Not religious
>Not averse to responsible drinking or soft drug usage
>Be upfront and truthful

I'm probably forgetting a lot of stuff, you get the gist.
DC: Dea#3611

>>25434564
Well shit, I'm surprised I'm fitting the bill on someone here. How do we talk to you?

Him:
>21-26/location unimportant as long as we can meet eventually
>ideally, cute/boyish face and taller than 5'9"
>white, light colored eyes
>into animals, nature, camping, hiking, and the outdoors in general (very important)
>also into museums, films, kid's cartoons, books, urbex, thrift shops, graphic novels, indie games, and kitsch hipster shit (less important)
>likes to tease and be teased, judgmental, low-energy speaking/typing tendencies, self-aware, not overly ambitious, not obsessed with being perceived as masculine
>monogamous, loyal, reasonable, mild temperament, affectionate, attentive, likes to be coddled when sick or injured
>mostly vanilla sexually
>into tomboys, an assman, attracted to mousy features
>parents are still married, has an average to good relationship with them
>ideal life would be spent on a small farm with his family either in some flyover state or a cute comfy western European village
>alternatively wants to open up a mom and pop store next to a lake and con tourists into buying our crappy craft projects

I am pretty much everything listed above except female
If this sounds like you reply with your contact and I'll shoot you a message

>>25434825
>tfw 19
How old are you? I wasn't looking for a girl older than me, but that's really not that important, and I fit a lot of what you said.

I can be kik'd at Comrade Dispenser, or my Discord is Comrade Dispenser#9669

>>25429857
This dude has literally been posting nonstop for 2-3 years. Maybe longer, I've only been here 2-3 years and I've seen this guy the entire time.

>>25434985
I've lurked/posted on and off for about a decade and there are recurring people I've seen across that entire time-span.

Just think of it like having an active profile on some dating site for years.

Does this thread ever actually work? It's always 50 males with no replies and 5 females with 1-10 replies. Has anyone gotten anything out of this?

>>25435362
Someone said I sounded really nice last thread but I never received any messages after giving out my contact info.

Other people claim success but that's my only personal (and brief) experience with it.

>>25433819
>>25434825
If we can start out from a 50% fitted bill,
I could leave you a skype or e-mail.

>>25434825
Ok so post contact

>>25434825
I'm good with mmmmoooost of the things on this list, surprisingly enough.

I'm this guy, if you're interested:
>>25434658
Let me know if a different form of contact is preferable.

>>25434825

That does sound like me, so shoot me an email at [email protected]

>>25434825
actually location is very important
I highly doubt, that if the guy lived on the other side of the world
that you'd be very enthusiastic getting to know him,
or that you would actually travel half way around the world to meet a stranger
plane tickets are very expensive after all.
And most girls I know are the type that would ask the guy to foot the bill for the ticket
which is also the opening line of a scam artist

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me:
>30/m/Canada
>5'10, chubby
>Working on losing weight
>in school for programming
>hobbies : gaming, painting, drawing, writing, gardening, cooking, reading, movies, anime
> I really enjoy horror stuff
> boards: v, x, tg, toy, tv
> much self deprecation humour.
> can function in real life, but generally don't get out.

her:
> 22 or older, in Canada or close to the border in US
> Enjoys some of the same hobbies or ideas, but has her own stuff
> enjoys comfy horror movie watching, or playing vidya together
> is outgoing and helps me get out of my shell at times

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Me:
>mtf, transitioning
>18
>socal
>aspiring writer
>working in food/coffee/uni
>I really like curry and cafes and cities
>I feel like I don't have many people in my life who do things I do
>I'm pretty lefty
>I'm thin, pale, 6'3", white, glasses
>anime's alright
>video games are pretty cool

You:
>older
>girl
>localish
>leftish
>like coffee, tea

>thin
>has the same hobbies or at least willing to share hobbies w/ each other
>5/10 face
Literally all I ask
>tfw 21 no gf ever

>>25434825
I'm UK, email/skype [email protected] I fit a lot of this

>>25436098
>fellow mtf
>6'3"
I thought life at 5'11" was hard. Sorry sister.
>>25436184
What are your hobbies? I'm like a 6/10

Me:
>28 year old ftm
>Michigan
>gay and sub, lots of fetishes but I'd be fine with a sexless relationship
>5'4", 200lb, semi-passable
>atheist
>not very political but let's just say I like Bernie Sanders and I hate sjws.
>I like cooking and gardening although I'm entry-level tier at both
>I like primitive technology, learning about HEMA and living history but not practicing it
>Most time is spent reading (science fiction) and writing (Elder Scrolls fanfiction mostly, sometimes other stuff)
>Games: Aside from Morrowind I like simulator/management games, action rpgs, sandbox & survival type games.
>I hate fps and moba
>I hate TV and movies. I watch a few shows online but really not often. (Star Trek, Babylon 5, that sort of thing.) I know this sounds pretentious but I don't own a tv and I don't want to live in a household where I can hear a tv playing often.
>Drug friendly (I like psychedelics)
>cats
>I'm kind of autistic and overbearing. I have a shit personality to be perfectly honest, but it's hard to describe in a few lines.

You:
>male preferably but that's not mandatory
>loads of body hair/beard a +
>someone content to spend lots of time inside playing games and reading, but who will also do outside stuff with me like cloud watching, swimming, cat walks, maybe get into some HEMA stuff or living history together

Me:
21year old college student
Still working on what I want to do but getting more of a grip on it. Pretty sure I want to be an electrican.
About 5'10"
Want to eventually travel and learn new languages and their cultures
Overweight but currently fed up with it and am finally doing something about it.
I can be into almost anything I think movie, song, or game wise except for new country and some rap.
Pretty open with everything.
Want to do more stuff outside of the house but am contempt with staying indoors.
I like most types of animals but am mainly a cat or snake person.
Black hair
Hazel eyes (I think, I don't really look at my eyes)
Scruffy beard but it comes and goes.
Want to learn and explore new things with someone.

Her:
I'm not really picky except for a few things.

What I don't want.
Her to be larger than me.
Yep, that's basically it.

If this were my perfect girl then this would be her:
Red hair
in at least moderate shape maybe on the fitter side.
Pale.
Freckles
(for looks it's basically a ginger but with literal red hair instead of orange.)
Likes playing games.
Likes doing stuff together.
Has a dirty sense of humor.
Likes cats
Likes watching cartoons/anime
Around my age so from about 18-late 20's
Doesn't drink or smoke (though I'm not apposed to it so long as it's not an issue)

That's about all I can think of.

>>25426744
>preferably white (is that ok to say?)
What kind of strange race based guilt are you harboring?

>>25434601
(Me):
>Pretty much your height
>Asian
>I hunt
>See above
>Irreligious
>Libertarian
>Want to come inside you
>TROLL
>/pol/ is my homepage on some machines
>Have been considering biodiesel since middle school
>1, 1, 1, 1
>I'll try to turn your soliloquy into a dialogue
>Where do you think we are?
>Where do you think we are?
>Where do you think we are?
>I enjoy being pampered as much as pampering
>Unfortunately I am open minded
(((You))):
>good height weight
>best be natural
>we should meet

>>25435949
I like to travel anyway (out of my own bank account). I'm going in with the assumption that one of us would move eventually of course, but the chances of finding someone on 4chan who I like and likes me and is also close by are probably really low

Ideal mate:
>28+ (younger is okay but this is ideal)
>into /fit/ and /out/
>NEEDS to travel
>extremely dominant (needs control to feel fulfilled)
>likes projects
>curious and intelligent
>patient
>dry sense of humor but playful sometimes
>Daddy type
>interested in rope bondage as an art and hobby
>likes clingy girls
>good at MtG and likes trpg
>adventurous but risk aware
>knows how and likes to plan things
>likes to teach and guide others
>would like to watch me develop into someone he's proud to call his property
>not arrogant or at least doesn't feel the need to boast about himself
>likes eating and drinking and exploring different cuisines
>chill demeanor but passionate and intense inner fire
>craves to go deeper and darker
>manipulative
>inner battle with the good/bad duality
>bored by normies
>hates soc
Doesn't exist. ;_;

Me:
>daddy issues crazy pants
>regresses as defense mechanism when in sexual situations
>submissive and needy
>clingy but reasonable
>intelligent but not knowledgeable
>statting highest in constitution, second highest on wisdom
>independent with strong work ethic
>curious explorer
>loves the outdoors, especially desert
>self destructive
>challenging, doesn't recognize authority easily
>lives to travel
>ambitious but unsuccessful
>sadomasochist
>intense but often bored
>obsessed with wanting to get /fit/
>former anorexic and bulimic still struggling with eating issues
>loves baking
>insecure
>can be funny
>can be too serious
>sad and lonely for a lifetime
I'm in Austin. Have kik.

>>25436764
You should kik jakeh189.

Me:
>18
>male
>Canada
>Don't play much vidya, a bit of Hearthstone from time to time
>clingy, but working on it
>love art of all types and analyzing it
>/mu/ (not /mu/core per se)
>love visiting cities
>going into arts and entertainment management in september
>passionate
>trivia nerd
>thicc boy
>outgoing, almost addicted to socializing
>sorta pretentious about things due to conditioning from /mu/ at an early age, but definitely working on it
>starting to read, currently into Calvino, reading Saramago right now

You:
Any female who's interested in these sorts of things, I'd appreciate a reply.

>>25433819
Here's my Skype: Gumbased, I think we could make something work

>>25433819
Kik is DDizzy_

>>25436764
I fit everything but outdoors and rope bondage.

>>25436764
I suck at MtG so can I sub Yugioh as my card game of choice

>>25432494
>25
>6'1"
>Canada
>Employed
>Skinny
>Night shift
>Won't even add lmao

>>25436836
sorry whats your skype

>>25428391
You looking for female or male? Any more info on what you are looking for would also be appreciated.

>>25429912
I added you
>>25431153
and you
>>25432494
I added you in the last thread but you never added me back.

>>25436764
As somenoe who finds normies to be bland and boring, I think we'd get along. My kik is pr0pane

>>25436764
I've never seen anything describing me so accurately in every single aspect. Feels weird knowing someone wants exactly that but I can tell you, it does exist. It probably doesn't in Austin though.

(((Me)))
>6'2 straight Asian-American male 140lbs and working towards my ideal weight of 170.
>INTP, introvert and extroverts when with the right company/energy, physically affectionate with SO only.
>well dressed, groomed, hygienic, good tastes, and queer eye.
>movies, good food, short walks, bonfires, snowboarding, speed (cars/motorcycles), kayaking, guns.
>will attend your social events and mingle just fine when in the right mood - either set by (((you))), some alcohol, other external factor. Will not have much social events of my own.
>usually up early, 6a, however can sleep in and be lazy. Naps are life. Does not enjoy staying up late, I have a career/profession/future (young professional).

(((You)))
>5'2 - 5'8, straight female, skinny/slim/fit, 20's-30's.
>highly organized and/or willing to organize/clean.
>self motivated, able to motivate others+
>sub, likes to try and act dom - only to be dominated by me.
>selfless, trustworthy, loyal, our relationship is priority.

This is all I'm willing to contribute on here, add me if you're interested.
Kik: anonamazing

>>25436974
ok whats your skype

>>25434825
>>25436724
Hey, I'm 25/m and line up pretty well with your requirements. I actually grew up on a small farm, but I don't know if I'd like to go back to that life. Your mom & pop craft shop sounds like a really nice retirement though.

Skype is Jiggaboots, if you'd rather use some other contact, I have pretty much everything.

>>25433819
I'm sure you've already got a TON of people to go through, but if you happen to see me and want to chat, I'm
>>25435053

me
>22 m canada
>korean
>intp
>want to learn how to digitally paint

her
>can teach me how to digitally paint

thx u for reading

skype: joshfsho
disc: joshfsho#3828

>>25436098
do you have discord, femanon?

>>25437304
>mtf
>femanon

>me
27 M europe
6"4 / 1m90, skinnyfit body, cute butt
Likes sports, gaming, chilling
kinda kinky, switch depending on my mood.
positive and friendly.

>you
Female Anywhere
Any height, race or shape
dont be fat (chubby is my limit)
Kinky
Chatty

Didnt fill in the rest because its no promis we will get along.
Just add me and find out

skype= Live:nlsocsk

>>25436379
kik?

>>25436364

contact info??????????

Posted this in IMT but will repost it here.

Me:
>25/m/East cost US
>Submissive good boy
>Into video games, chill tunes, very little anime, and good food
>5'11" 140lbs
>Shit min wage worker
>Anxious and depressed person

Her:
>Somewhere in the US
>around my age, no younger than 21
>Mommy domme/just domme in general
>Hopefully into the same games and music as me
>Skinny-T H I C C
>Caring

What I want:
>A mommy domme to hold me and be my permanent big spoon, someone that'll hold me and tell me they love me and calm me down when my anxiousness gets the best of me, someone who accepts me for me. Someone that makes me happy and who I make happy. Someone who knows how to rough me up but still make me feel special and cared for.

Discord: serenoah#5451
Skype: on request
Kik: serepupper

We can talk more in discord PMs or on Skype.

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>>25433819
Probably a long shot but in case you're still around wanderingwirt@gmail.

Might as well give it a go anyway

Me
>19/m/UK
>6'0" fairly pale, brown and grey hair, blue eyes
>slim, slowly becoming more toned
>quiet and reserved (people often call me thoughtful, probably because I always look like I'm thinking)
>foxes, cats, squirrels, birds, I talk to them all probably more than I should.
>likes: video games, models, archery, blacksmithing
>work as an engineering apprentice, CAD drawings are my cheese and crackers
>sci-fi, fantasy both are good and GM's roleplaying games occasionally

You
>female, vaguely same age range (+/- 3 or 4 years)
>similar interests would be preferable (but I'll support your hobbies/interests no matter what they are)
>wouldn't mind going on adventures through woods and such.

I have discord, skype, etc.

>>25434564
5109277366

>>25435764
How are your social skills?

Me: tired, w/ not enough enthusiasm. 23/6'4/215/m/California
Doing something.. slowly. Was a drifting vagabond. Now employed slowly working up the latter of a restaurant. No longer have time to be depressed/lonely. Did I mention I'm a half bread? I'm somewhat black/white/Asian. No distinguished qualities. Failure at life.
You:
I have no expectations. Granted I would like a female companion. Male would do. If the male was cool with having... Honestly one sole compainion would do it for me. Female. But it's like being ahippie has it's down sides.
Ideal: female near my age, one who has pretty much given up on this reality as much as i or less. Is down to receive neet money if they won't work. Is trying to find a palace of contentment. Would like to talk? Given certain circumstances I have an algorithm I'd like to run by you. It'll be early on in conversation. And you can agree or input as much as you like. Just keeping it real. If you got ambitions I'll help you with yours if you'll do the same for me. But like, honestly I've gotten far into my practice that I've let go of most of my Cardinal desires. Stripped them away. Bros are welcome. Keep it straight or whatever. It's love right? And it's not like I'm into guys. I prefer feminine attributes. We're half our Father's and half our mother's children. If you wanna talk. Repperly is my Kik. And shrpasice is my Gmail. This captcha says I'm not a robot. Yet I've been to r9k I feel as though I am a robot. Anyone still reading this can drop a line. Pretty sure most stopped reading after I mentioned my nigger genes.

>>25426227
Me:
>24
>White
>About 5'10"
>weight fluctuates
>into games, music, movies; pretty cliché, buy I have an interest in just about every genre
>work takes up majority of my time, so that's just about all I do lately
>play several instruments, not super fantastic, but I know what I'm doing
>I write every now and again
>smoke to deal with work, had actually quit for almost three years
>drink occasionally, alcoholism runs in my family
>gone from a few close friends to barely any
>personality type is an INFJ on the MBT
>enjoy going out and doing things, but definitely need my recharge time
>diagnosed bipolar

Ideal match:
>female
>enjoys having deep conversations, but also understands the need for when it just needs to be silent (I like my quiet time now and again)
>comforting when I have a spell
>can joke about dark things
>sarcastic

Mainly someone that's just there.

Fuck, it gets lonely sometimes..


If anyone wants to talk my kik is ripPassword

>>25433819
Hit me up on kik if you want to talk or play something on steam
KIWITEK is my kik (not an aussie but long story with the KIWI nickname)
Also im 20 and around 1'75m

>>25437608
Also, I'm in the US.

>>25437611
>be me
>20 years old East European male (pls no bully)
>decently fit
>i like sports and outdoors
>i like video games and movies
>into spooky stuff
>i like history and i like to shoot guns from time to time (its fun and relaxing for me)
>im funny or at least thats what some of my friends say
>i also enjoy reading
>im comfortable talking and sitting in complete silence too, but as long as the topic is interesting i can have long conversations

Her
> have at least some of my interests
> be relatively fit
> dont hate east europeans

kik: KIWITEK

>>25437207
I don't really like using Skype. Can I message your kik (provided the Jiggaboots on there is also you)?

Me:
>28 white male, originally from europe, living in australia (melbourne)
>6'2, black hair, glasses, slight chub. Clean shaven professional.
>Well-paying job, in promising career.
>Agnostic, leaning atheist. Non-materialistic. Prefer experiences over goods.
>Speak 3 languages fluently, currently learning 4th.
>Play the piano on occasion.
>Love tabletop games.
>Read lots of thrillers, especially Stephen King
>Pretty good cook, especially italian and mexican food.
>Kinky switch, a more apt description is probably hedonist.

You:
>Born (and still are) female. Age is just a number.
>Chubby is fine, as long as you take care of yourself. Know how to dress. I've seen plenty of chubby girls who looked way better than thin girls, as they knew how to dress.
>Likes to be feminine. Not into queer/andro types.
>Likes tabletop games
>Has hobbies/friends. No clinger.
>Kinky, likes to try new things, preferably switch. No daddy-complex.
>Lives in Melbourne (australia).

Contact: skype: [email protected]

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I am
>Male
>23 year old
>Living in Scotland
>170cm/5'7, 50kg/110lbs, fit, dark brown hair, brown eyes, Russian-American accent
>going to move to Ayr soon, it's south-west of Glasgow, doing uni there
>Passionate about my acting
>Extremely determined in my goals and ambitions
>Although people say I tend to sell myself short
>fave films: Amelie, Snatch, Cloud Atlas, Pulp Fiction, Monty Python films, Fifth Element, Terminator 2, As Good As It Gets, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, The Scent of a Woman, A Streetcar Named Desire, The Hunchback of Notredame, Lion King, Akira, The Flight of Dragons
>fave music artists: Queen, Gorillaz, Susumu Hirasawa, Burial, J.G. Thirlwell, Carpenter Brunt, Yann Tiersen, Caravan Palace
>fave vidya: VtM: Bloodlines, Star Wars Jedi Knight, KotOR 2, Space Station 13, Planescape: Torment
>I love discussing about life, philosophy, psychology, politics, history, world events, reality, consciousness, and more.
>I also love having long dumb conversations or jokes about meaningless stuff.
>I have a very, very dirty and dark sense of humor but I usually don't show it at first unless I know the person I'm speaking to is comfortable with it.
>Big nerd, love pen and paper roleplay as well.
>Would rather stay at home and watch a film with a big mug of tea than go out clubbing but I'm okay with that too.

Who I'm looking for
>18-25 year old woman
>Also in Scotland, willing to meet at some point
>Height doesn't really matter, I like both tall and short girls, curvy body and a cute face would be amazing
>A nice girl, all things considered
>Clever and intelligent, willing or wants to have those long discussions from time to time
>Personality wise they can be anything, abrasive and energetic, or quiet and shy, I like either
>Would love to spend time just chatting away, watching films, maybe playing some games, listening to music, going out and enjoying the world

Contacts
Skype: g1ebguy
Kik: glebguy
Discord: Gleb#7243

>>25437740
You sound absolutely perfect in every possible way and I fit the description except for the location. I envy your future gf. Good luck!

>>25437740
Huh, im like the Canadian version of you

>28/female/murica
>chubby latina
>d&d enthusiast
>mtg novice
>avid hiker
>wannabe world traveler
>future pastry chef

Him:
>my age or older
>lives in TX
>mathematical thinker
>logical
>adventurous
>likes adrenaline
>fit or interested in lifting
>loves to learn
>likes to teach
>is caring at heart
>bonus if he draws or plays music

>1

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I'm just looking for someone who's nice and isn't lazy, or at least motivates me or will want to play basketball with me.

>22, f, USA, pic related is me.

>>25438228
You can do it, believe in yourself
Kik tyranno92

Me:
>18/male/Germany
>bisexual, but with partners more into women or mtf
>180cm / 75kg
> dark brown long hair, blue/yellow eyes, pale as fuck
>Boxing
>Really into extreme Metal , but likes much good rock stuff
>Satanist (LaVey)
>Extremely protective
>Likes Smoking and drinking in a little group of friends
>Can be really loud and funny , but also quiet and semi depressive
>Loves Cooking
>into cuddling
>Sexually really open , but totally against cheating

Her:
>16-20
>not extremly chubby , but i dont really care about her body
>into cuddling
>not religious
>into rock music
>enjoys deep philosophical conversation
>can build me up when i am down
>likes to be protected

>>25438228
If you're on the other team it's a pity, I was born and raised in slam dunk city.

What's grilling though?

Me
> 23 / kinda passable mtf / Germany
> like pc games, TV shows movies
> 178 cm
> supper heartsy, trustworthy, loyal, shy
> hate parties and large groups, stay at home

Partner
> if guy then has to be 23 or older and taller
> if girl it doesn't matter
> other stuff should be the same as me

>>25428354
I'm hardly any of the ideals but I'm literally you. Also I can tell something is very off with you if you aren't completely meming.

>>25434564
Sounds like you're married and I don't have military experience but why not.
PinkFlag1955

>>25438228
Is airsoft accepted?

>>25438083
>Lives in TX
rip

>>25438228
Damn baby you got that 12 year old boy addicted to his Xbox aesthetic. I would shoot some balls in you.

>>25431153
aww you are from Bulgaria ;~;

>>25437442
Discord: Isaacthekhajiit#3019
Skype: Isaacthekhajiit
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/IsaacTheKhajiit/

If you try to add me on steam or skype, please tell me here because I don't log in to those programs often anymore. I've mainly been using Discord.

Have you posted in this thread?

>>25438291
Hey, im a girl. Do you have kik?

>>25438439
Just made one :)
pianalu

>>25435362
I almost married a girl off here
Don't wanna give too many deets because she might be around.

Me
>24/m/Austria
>into traveling, photography, weeb stuff, some vidya
>Bachelor's degree and working
>lives alone
>not good with relationships

Her:
>into photography (big +)
>optional but nice: weeb-ish
>20-27 years old
>mentally stable
>willing to travel together at some point
>patient and doesn't want to rush things

>>25437662
That was an old kik, the new one is DontStepOnSnake

>>25438228
Kik?

>>25436764
marry me please MommyWineTime

>>25433819
MommyWineTime

Male Uk
19 years old
White
Stocky
Average height
Like to watch movies and shows on Netflix. Love to paint and write. Have a very good sense of humour and will always care for whatever problems you might have no matter how small they seem. I like to help people.
Have a job as bartender and I am a uni student.
Looking for a nice girl who id to take out to places as I'm quite adventurous but would also like to stay in and watch movies or play video games or something and just get to know them. It would also be nice if we shared some hobbys im into quite a lot of stuff really so I'd love to find out what your passionate about.
Kik:Thetigerman123

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>>25437304
Ramen Queen#9692

>>25436331
I'm doing alright.
I haven't gone outside girlmode yet, but I've been on E for a year now.
Everyone I tell says I look like a model because I'm thin + tall but I take it with a grain of salt

>>25438894
Where are u from?

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Let's embrace our loneliness together by wispering dank memes to each others ear while lewdly holding hands under the covers

Insert "no Canadian grills don't exist in these threads" and obligatory "I want off this wild ride" here

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>>25438904
SoCal, Southern California, orbiting around LA
Lived here all my life

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29/m/Ontario Canada
Posting this is easier than writing it ou every time.
Kik: Pyro_John

>>25438304

You're on /soc/, something is very wrong with literally everyone, some are just better at hiding it than others.

ID might have changed because I'm outside being a pseudonormie

>>25438083
Pretty much me, do you have skype or kik?

>>25437026
mahsocks

Me:
>M/23/Cali
Interest:
>photography, playing guitar, camping/National Parks, going to concerts, vidya, lots of different music

Her:
No too picky. As long as we share some interest but also have differences, thats alright with me. Someone I can trust and have a connection with.

If you want to chat
>kik: DavosAfternoon

So is it just me or does everyone here lie about what they want?

>>25439506
I do but I'm also this post
>>25436764
Still a fit?

>>25439818
You sound really hot, someguy26863 on kik

>>25439818
I'm compatible both sexually and non sexually there I'm amazed you're real

me:
>29/m/856
>Neurotic
>5'6"
>195lbs
>average build, some muscle
>Loves all things nerdy
>Loves most things artsy
>Wants a partner in crime

You
>Above 23
>Enjoys hiking and adventures
>Doesn't mind clinginess

Me:

>20 years old from Portugal
>1.75m, 65 kg
>into vydia, movies, politics, Western philosophy
>traditionalist / white nationalist
>college student in Economics

Her:

>around my age and my height
>slim to curvy
>also a traditionalist
>"we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children"
>dresses modestly
>despises the modern world
>wants to have many babies


I don't think these types exist here sadly. It's a country of commies and leftists.

25/male/MI, USA
6'3 180, average build
>white
>dark sense of humor
>plays music, writes mediocre song sometimes
>not a fan of typical shit like Rick and Morty, or Always Sunny, though don't hate them
>Enjoys anime in moderate doses
>drinks; doesn't smoke weed, cigs, or partake in any other drugs
>enjoys video games, pretty much only on PC. Overwatch is cool, so are popular steam games like CSGO and L4D2; Helldivers and Depth
>Whatever just talk to me about you and I can return the favor
>I like mic chats, and eventually vid chats

skype: ioandeuropa

>>25434564
Well. Never would I think to see, in any thread, one as dedicated to languages as I.

I am versed in nine languages and varied dialects, fluent in five.

>>25432494
bump i guess

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>>25436764
>27 / m / Houston
>i READ THE STICKY
>my govt job requires travel
>i'm flexible on bdsm
>i've built gundam models since I was 8
>see above
>see above
>see above
you need to explain further specifically what you mean here
>i play jujitsu; i think that should give me a head start
>see above
explain_further.bmp
>i've been to no less than 8 4chins meetups
>see above; i'm still here aren't i?
>i've been told i'm very nice despite not feeling such
>i have lots of free time and patience; reward my trial and error with sex and we're a go
>i'm as braggadocious as the capitalization of my first person pronouns
>i have that immigrant mentality, dawg
>i'm laid back until I'm not.
>like your vag?
>kinky
>dichotomy is for fags though
>reee
>reee
I am extant.

(((You))):
>i'd like to daddy you
>i'd like to situate you
>i'd like to submit you
>i'd like to reason you
>i'd like to intel you
>i'd like to constitute you
>i'd like to work you
>i'd like to explore you
>i'd like to desert you
>i'd like to destruct you
>i'd like to authorize you
>i'd like to travel you
>i'd like to succeed you
>i'd like to S&M you
>i'd like to bore into you
>i'd like to fit you
>i'd like to eat you
>i'd like to bake you
>i'd like to insure you
>i'd like to funny you
>i'd like to serious you
>i'd like to ronery you
The blue anus of Texas? I'll bite. kik: pen15fifteen

Me:
>26yo male.
>Average build, 1.8m.
>Very into literature and philosophy (Borges, Joyce, Bolaño, Krasznahorkai, Kawabata, DFW...).
>Utterly dislike dogmas.
>Movies, series, video games.
You:
>Not a minor. Female.
>Not obese, nor malnourished. >Very into literature and philosophy (Borges, Joyce, Bolaño, Krasznahorkai, Kawabata, DFW...).
>Utterly dislike dogmas.

Kik: edantes7

>>25440111
Figured you would've found somebody remotely close to what you wanted by now.

>>25437207
Aren't you a Jew though

>>25440516
not even close

>>25440524
Well damn. I'm sure someone will come along.

me:
>22/f/us
>brown hair with blue-green eyes
>5’2”, a bit curvy
>likes anime, vidya, music, and horror/creepy things
>introverted

him:
>preferably 20-27 yrs old
>height doesn’t really matter as long as he’s taller
>skinny, feminine
>has similar interests, would watch tv shows/movies and play vidya with me
>clingy

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Me:
>22 m Austin TX
>bisexual, technically speaking
>lean more towards males
>work for Geek Squad/Best Buy
>Roman Catholic
>super into avante-garde art from eras past (Dali, Warhol, etc.)
>love me some country music, boy
>American Monarchist
>super into philosophy, home appliances, theology, pattern theory, Hegelian dialectics, distributism, etc.
>enjoy Skyrim/TES series, Mass Effect, Dragon Age, Fable, Crusader Kings, etc
>like whisky and beer and cigars
>love to 2step and swing dance

You:
>preferable male, 18-25
>not submissive, not dominant
>best friend material
>if not fan of country, at least tolerant
>preferable Christian but honestly not a deal breaker
>prefer boyish rednecky types, don't like trans, traps or femmes
>if you're some sort of conservative it'd probanly work out best but not necessary.
>likes beards and big bellies
>into alcohol, tobacco or dancing

Contact:
Snap: baker.tx94
Discord: baker.tx.94#0562
Email: [email protected]

>>25440570
Have a way to contact you?

Can a girl want an average dude /slight dad bod 1 time? Fuck

>>25431784
assume much?
just didn't feel like typing them out

Me
>22 M
>6'3" 140lbs stick insect
>cook well, bake okay
>good at rapping and writing rap lyrics but shit at every other aspect of making music
>love music tho
>enjoy cartoons, webcomics, weebshit, have passing interest in comics and vidya (I call myself a "fake geek girl" being maybe half tongue in cheek)
>writing the rule systems for two tabletop games right now
>have thought a lot about religion/"spirituality," gnostic theist, not a member of any church
>politically some kind of hardline libertarian
>studying programming to pull myself out of NEEThood
>sappy and retarded in relationships
>secretly want to wear dresses and makeup and be your little princess while we're alone sometimes no homo tho
>really weird about sex (don't ever cum, say weird shit dirty-talking and have considered asking my partner to "talk to me like you're a fucking idiot" in bed more than once) but also not retarded about pleasing my partner so stuff works out
>want a life partner I can take on projects with, learn new things with, be supported in my goals
Ideal:
>female or transfemale around my age
>genuinely nice to me and doesn't make me feel bad for enjoying retarded autistic shit
>willing to not play music I don't like around me
>good communicator
>interested in media and able to talk to me about media in interesting ways (some of the media will inevitably be weebshit)
>another theist of some stripe would be nice
>somewhere in redpill territory
>good butt
>will tolerate my sexual hangups
>wants a life partner to take on projects with, learn new things with, have her goals supported by

I'm not giving contact because I'd be horrible to be in a relationship with right now but this was an interesting and depressing little thought experiment.

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Me:
25/f/east coast
5'3 165lbs, chubby fit, b-cup but thick hips and thighs
Brunette, blue eyes, glasses
I lift and run for funsies
I like books and cats and sometimes I run naked through the woods (I did until I got neighbors anyway)
Intelligent but ineloquent, and frankly I talk like a shitty millennial and swear like a sailor
Hella impulsive, and yet somehow I'm the mom friend in my circle


You:
20-40/m
Basically look like pic related; crazy eyes, scruffy, fit, hairy is nice, also tattoos
Intelligent and able to think outside the box, a little bit of crazy
Aggressively clingy
Sexually a switch, isn't afraid of being tied up
Likes nerdy shit and won't judge me when I binge play

A trap with most of these qualities is also acceptable.

Skype is moonlily369

>>25432874
Bump

>>25437429
Should be Darthchief

>>25436764
I'm a sailor based out of California. You seem like you are my type. I travel quite a bit for work and are in charge of people, so I have a lot of experience mentoring and being patient, but firm with people. I just recently did some hiking out in the desert myself.

Hit me on kik: Sovietbatman

>>25440588
Actually there was one in the last thread.

>>25440683
Holy shit I'm too many of these things and I feel really bad about it.

>>25440570
27 m us
you sound perfect
i'm taller by a few inches
i'm a bit thicc though
similar interests and will watch with you as long as we pirate
i have a decent grip if that counts
kik:discord: pen15fifteen

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Ideal GF
>Age
18+
>Height
Below 6'0"
>Weight
Petite (anything up to chubby is fine too, I guess)
>Personality
Introvert, curious, smart, loyal, honest
>Interests
Music, anime / vidya, some kind of science or engineering (excluding humantities and social sciences), arts, books
>Location
Somewhere in or near europe

Me

>A/S/L
26/M/Czech Republic
>Height:
6'0" / 183cm
>Weight:
233lbs / 106kg
>General Appearance
white, bearded, grey eyes, brown hair, some muscle
>Interests:
music(see below), anime, vidya, computer science, math and mathematical logic, sciences and technology, sci-fi and cyberpunk, fantasy, lovecraftian horror, bits of philosophy
>Muzak
Gustav Mahler, MONO, Maurice Ravel, Mogwai, Worlds End Girlfriend, Massive Attack, Bonobo, Art Blakey, Frank Zappa, Jethro Tull, Juno Reactor, Luciano Cilio, Archive, Nujabes, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds and many more
>Misc:
dominant, somewhat cynical, overly critical a lot of the time

Discord: Rithvariel#9173

>>25440588
This "dad bod" thing is hilarious. It's sexy on dads. Not unfit 22 year olds. Jesus.

>>25440524
Do you just not add people?

I tried adding you but the Skype app won't even show if the request has been sent.

>>25440570
100% chance you are not reading this but i fit that unreal well, a lot taller than you and really skinny :<

also would smash you in video games test me kid

if you want to chat message me: lilpromiscuous

me
>27 m florida
>chubby, programmer, videogames/movies
>glasses and beard, hazel eyes, pessimistic, de-sensitized, and mostly trying to get my life straight
>i spend most of my free time job hunting
>the other time i spend watching whatever good or bad movie i'm into, playing HOTS, diablo, watching streamers on twitch, and talking about Big Brother with some friends
>watch a lot of youtube and twitch
>no drugs/drinking/smoking, maybe just a bit of weed from time to time and a night of drinking ever so often on a holiday
>hate most anime/cartoons, prefer to watch movies and shows with real people
>horror, actions, comedies, classics, and sometimes dramas if they are superb in that order
>i'm on or around my computer 90+% of the time it seems
>like to talk about politics, conspiracy theories, current events, IT/programming shit, videogames.. i'm kinda boring

her:
>23-28, lives reasonably close (same state)
>chubby with a nice face and very big tits, preferably white/mixed with dark hair
>likes to cuddle, clingy, talk about whatever including her day
>similar situation job-wise or in college
>isn't vegan or absolutely insane and thinks i cheat every five seconds
>doesn't text her friends at dinner or while watching movies with me
>doesn't exist

>>25440940
i didn't get a request

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>18-28 years old
>values logic & has a healthy amount of skepticism
>good sense of humor
>transparent with their feelings
>has tattoos
>will talk to me about video games and worldbuilding for hours
>adventurous and appreciates change
>doesn't have to be outgoing but can carry a conversation (i'm secretly v cheerful just cripplingly shy at first)
>likes the same stuff i like and other stuff too
>leftist maybe
>potentially bully
>on the fence about having kids, buying a house etc
>monogamous and on that note doesn't mind clinginess
>likes long drives and road trips to nowhere
>creative, don't care if it's music or writing or anything else. i just want someone who i can work on projects with... musicians get bonus points though
>gentle heart

>>25441148
Added you on Discord, hope to hear from ya soon

>>25441003
I guess it doesn't send, or you've blocked me already lmao.

Oh well.

You:
28 plus guy in the U.S.
Chubby And fit are definitely my style
Likes animals, games, weed, food, me being stubborn,
Can handle a blunt real kinda attitude about things
Tattoos are okay, not too many
piercings
Uh, taller than
Can handle shy and reserved at first, but then pretty open afterwards.
Not long hair, sorry just doesn't do it for me

Me:
28 f
Chubby fit
us
Has pets, works with pets
Prefer to watch games vs playing them but either way.
Smokes weed.
Spends time at home usually
Idk these things are hard to write out

Kik
Leggomykatamari

>>25441384
you got anything other than kik?

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>>25440428
>i've been to no less than 8 4chins meetups

>>25440570
Hi, thats all me, scrawny white clingy nerd. My kik is MeMyself345

>>25440520
Nope

Me:
>18 / Male
>favourite animal is puppers
>love snow dogs the best
>enjoy lifting and running
>(like running a 5K kinda running, I don't like it that much lel)
>Enjoys guns, camping, hiking, outdoors, travelling, drinking and just the usual odd vidya / animu
>Bit of a thrill seeker, want to do sky diving, deep sea diving, will go on any roller coasters e.t.c
>independent in nature, usually try to just get on with it
>trying my best to travel and experience as much as possible
>quite reserved in nature until I get to know you
>sometimes a sad cunt
>sometimes demotivated
>usually able to get back on track

You:
>18-30
>able to occasionally be there when I'm not at my best
>wants to travel together
>wants to hike and camp out together
>wants a big ass malamute or two
>other days wants to just stay and home and cuddle on the sofa and order pizza
>doesn't mind drinking and having a nice night out

Mostly I just want someone who wants to get out there and experience as much of life as reasonably possible. Make the most of every day really.