APPLICATION thread

fuck off to OkCupid, degenerate unloveable swine

>>25410939
2/2

oiringinalllyyyy

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>>25410940
OKcupid is even more pathetic at least this is originally original

>>25410941
forgot pic

>>25410939
Why haven't you put any info forward. I'd fill it out but I don't know you at all

>>25410943
Ok, what kind of info do you want to know? Youre free to ask me as many questions as you want, that'd be fair desu

>>25410939
how big is your dick, nigger

>>25410944
tell us how big your dick is it's important

>>25410944
I'd like to see you fill out your application, that should sum it up pretty nicely. It's only fair that if I have to then you have to

what are you gay? show us your dick, anon

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You're not a robot normalfaggot.

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Who eggie here?

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This egg is no good.

>>25410947
OK but that'll be a lot of time until I fill it, will you do it at the same time?

Also we could exchange emails and send each other the application, otherwise thread will die.

>>25410939
>LCIOLN
What did she mean by this?

would you consider settling for a man in a dress

>>25410952
Tell you what, you post a question with an answer, then I'll do the same for the next question and the question you answered. And we go back and forth like that, answering the questions

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What's on the bottom? Is it egg?

>>25410955
Ok, should I start? What question first? You tell me.

>>25410957
First letter of my name: K
Favorite color: Blue

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This my one day egg.

>>25410958

First letter of my name: R
Favorite color: white/black/blue

Keep going.

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These are for Op.

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I wish my breakfast looked like this. But it never does :(

>>25410960
You were supposed to do the next question as well, but okay.
Age: 22

>>25410963
Oh okay lets do it that way then.

Age: 21
Height: 5'8

>>25410964
Height: 5'9
Weight: 130 lbs

>>25410965
Eye color: Dark Brown

You continue with the next question

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What is a grit? Is it egg?

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This egg has been toasted.

>>25410966
What about your weight?
Eye color: blue
Measurements: 31'
Natural Hair Color: Dark blonde

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How many eggs to make this?

>>25410969
Weight: 140 lbs
Measurements: average? lmao
Natural Hair Color: Black

>>25410971
I did an extra one because I assume you don't exactly have boobs and thought you'd like to skip it haha
Current Hair Color: Dark Blonde
Skiping to noncontact stuff so we can do that last if we're sure
Are you a virgin: No

>>25410969

I'm 220 pounds. How about you?

Hair is dark brown.

We had an application thread earlier. It was actually going well till the mods fucked it up

>>25410972

Are you a virgin: No

3 partners

>>25410972
Yeah haha, just average if you're wondering.

Current Hair Color: Black
Yes that's for the last.
Are you a virgin: Yes

Respomd 13 kek

Ill respond 14:

Have you ever had a sex change: No

>>25410975
Number of Partners: 2 to 4 depending on definition
Sex change: Nope, born with what I got

>>25410972
Also, see >>25410973
>>25410975

I told you. its better doing it through email or some kind of chat.

>>25410977
I am OP

>>25410976
Ugh I hate this, let just chat somewhere else and continue, this gonna be impossible this way

>>25410976

5 partners. Do 16

>>25410978

Email this throwaway [email protected]

>>25410979
This has become too hard. Just gonna let it slip that 31' is a very very flat bust. Gonna let you infer the rest

[email protected]

We should have done this from the beginning.

To the person I was only talking to, I'm confused, I'd like to continue but I feel it's going to be a mess.

Email me if you want to and lets continue:

[email protected]

I am OP

I am OP and this >>25410984
is my real gmail wtf, not this one >>25410983

>>25410984

You can email me >>25410983

I am OP 2 lol

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>>25410965
>5'9
A FUCKING LITERAL MANLET
HAHAHAHAHAHA
we should put you in a zoo or something

>>25410985

Whoever's first name starts with K can email me here:

[email protected]

>>25410986
S m h, Im real op my posts are these ones:

>>25410939
>>25410942
>>25410944
>>25410952
>>25410960
>>25410964
>>25410966
>>25410971
>>25410976
>>25410978
>>25410979
>>25410984


I am real OP wtf , agh just email me here,

[email protected]

I told you from the beggining.. >>25410952

Seriously though, 31 inch bust is a man's bust.

>>25410958
>>25410963
>>25410965
>>25410969

These are me. [email protected]

>>25410991
OK, im >>25410989
I sent you an email..

>>25410992
well it says wrong, email me you better, please

ugh

>>25410996
>>25410991


btw I typed it wrong, its

[email protected]


without that "8". im sorry ugh

>>25411007
You know you have a post ID right?

>>25411013
Yeah I know, thi thread was on r9k tho and some retards filled the thread with shit, r9k..