New tinder thread Rate each other and help

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After 2 months without I'm back on

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Ill go first

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I guess I wasnt first but heres the other half

>>25410722
Holy moly u is fine boi

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>>25410725
Thank you! I think your profile could use some different photos to change the turn.
Opinion on this one?

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I dont even

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>>25410895
p2

>>25410895
Smith machine at planet fitness lol

>>25411046
It was actually free weights. One pf nearby actually had one. This was a year or two ago, though. I've since switched to Gold's and never looked back...

>>25410775
dont use that one. looks creepy to me. If your not getting enough matches with your original profile then theres no hope for the rest of us. I'd remove/switch pic 6.

>>25410895
>>25410902

shave that shitty beard
cut your hair/groom yourself
take more flattering selfies
smile
your bio makes you seem boring as fuck
cut it and just put a joke or some shit
and for the love of god, wear gym clothes to the gym, and practice bench form. and stop bencing on the smith machine with your elbows flared out you homo

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Aye

I was thinking about making this but I'm legitimately looking for a date and not just a hookup. I've been single about a year and a half now and I'm ready to move on to something more. Is this app really just for hookups and booty calls, or does normal dating happen too?

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I've gotten a few matches, but rarely get beyond just matching. I need something better than just "what's up" or "how's your day been."
Also of note, I'm in Cali rn, hence the bio

>>25411250
I like two more

Anyone else getting no matches lately? And by no matches I mean zero.
When I first started out with this set of photos and bio, I'd get around five matches per day for the first few days, so I know the combo works, but ever since then I haven't gotten a single one. Not ever after deleting the account, unlinking app permission from Facebook and starting it up again a week later.
Not even accidental swipes, bots, or women who are legitimately 1/10s, my shit is either getting throttled to shit, or just not shown to others anymore.

Tinder "support" was just a bot spewing random sections of the FAQ, when I tried to ask for help.

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I only ever get bots and REALLY big girls. I've given up and just right swipe until I'm out of swipes for the day.

I installed tinder this week but only started swiping yesterday. This morning I walked off a ONS I met on there, this shit is easy mode sex

What's my best option for pictures if I have no friends? I am not bad looking, just have a bad personality.

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>>25411398
Just comment on something in their bio, anything but "what's up"

>>25411479
Ild probably go for some photos taken at events or anything that's not a selfie, maybe a bio in


Heres mine, haven't really put any effort into it, any suggestions?

>>25411457

I do those things in my opening messages, never just "whats up". I really try to be creative with my first questions, include something from their bio or pics. 99% of my matches stop talking to me after 3 or 4 messages. So it doesn't always work.

>>25410722
I feel like your profile gets worse every time you post here, I know you have better pictures than these. Like everyone is saying, it doesn't matter that much for you cause you sexy but it's like you're trying to sabotage yourself. There's no reason to have pictures #2, #4, and #6. And you don't need to put your height in the bio cause people can tell you're a giant from the photos. God made you in his image you good looking bitch and it's like you're trying to throw it all away.

>>25410725
Use picture 3 as the first picture. It's perfect.

>>25412196
The bad beard and too many pictures in your car are why you're not doing so well dude.

>>25412627
I feel like there's such a thing as too creative and it makes it hard for the conversation to progress. Like if you make an actual funny joke and you're talking to a dumb asshole they might just go "hahaha" which doesn't give you much to go off of. If I can't easily think of something original or specific to the girl, I usually open with "Hey ______ how are you, what are you up to today?" It's only superficially better than "what's up" but girls seem to respond to it.

>>25412719
Some girls hate starting off with bio stuff for some reason. Usually I send a generic first message like "Hey, how's your week going? Up to much?" which 9 times out of ten gets a response and I just ask about whatever they said.

Still, sometimes I get pretty qt matches and they never reply back. I always wonder why they bothered matching and then can't be bothered to respond.

>>25410725
>>25410730
I think most guys would swipe right on this profile so it should be fine, but there's still a lot of bad things about it.

All the pictures are from the same angle/distance and they're all selfies, it looks like you don't have friends and you're hiding some horrible disfigurement on the top of your head and below the chest. Your blonde no-glasses aesthetic is more attractive than your purple with-glasses look, maybe just have pictures of the blonde look if that's what you look like currently. Also picture #6 is particularly upsetting because it's flipped and the text is backwards. The bio about memes is pretty neutral, I think it could lead to a lot of guys not messaging you though cause they can't think of something to open with.

>>25412726
>I always wonder why they bothered matching and then can't be bothered to respond
Because making small talk on tinder all day takes effort and it's mentally draining, swiping right on a bunch of people takes no effort and it's kinda fun. If you get a lot of matches you can't give attention to everyone, the alternative is they hit you with a lame message like "not much hbu" which is sometimes more insulting than just not replying.

>>25412770
Is there a better first message to send? I notice some of them seem to be the really out going adventurous types, so I'd guess my generic message is too dull for them.

>>25412789
Whether they're adventurous doesn't really have anything to do with what type of opening message you should use. If I was to classify tinder girls, I wouldn't use adventurous vs. dull as categories. I would say it's aloof vs. sincere. If a girl has something like "only here for dad bods lol" then you wanna get creative with your message. If her bio is 3 paragraphs long and includes smiley faces, then you can use a generic opener.

>>25410719
Which would be a better idea? Lots of selfies on the profile or activities like fishing, driving a bicycle, playing chess and poker?

Or should one just mix those?

>>25413304
activities obviously.

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I could use some help.

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>>25413379
My bio

>>25413379
youre just straight up ugly man, go to the fucking gym

>>25412699
Do you want me to just start spam posting until the right pic is posted ?

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>>25413379
camera angles are magic and you can look less disgusting under the right angle

#1 is ugly while you got it right at #2
#3 is not as bad as #1

you really need to exercise though

>>25413495
in fact #3 makes you look less and less fat, but the posture is kinda bad

#2 is still my fav cause of the cap

>>25413304
all those activities suck goddamn dick, especially fishing, girls make fun of that all the time. Just have pictures where you look good but aren't selfies.

>>25413413
you're out of control, throw your computer in the ocean and go have sex or something.

>>25413456
This one is clearly the best of the bunch though

>>25413381
This isn't the right app for you man all you have in store is a lot of heartbreak

>>25413525
I havent had sex in a long time

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>used to get hella matches
>now I get hardly any

Suggestions?

>>25413495
Is the info ok. I've lost 50pounds in the last 4 months. Trust me I am trying

>>25413573
cause on you're on muthafuckin 4chan all muthafuckin day

>>25413573
>good face
>really tall
>mesomorph

If you aren't fucking it's cause you don't want to our you are way out there on the spectrum

>>25413791
I'm basically will hunting

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I hate the app, much better on my laptop. So when are they bringing out that feature where you can see who's liked you?

>>25413648
Did you have your beard when you tot those matches?

Also, I dislike #4. You look like a prisinor with big clotging you barely fit in. I might be wrong tho, this is my personal view

>>25413514
How can I look good without signalling insecurity? People that see my profile might think everything is too artificial and fake. Also, perhaps I can pull off a nice look in one of those activities even if they are lame.

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I am completely new to Tinder, so please feel free to offer your most sincere critique - I've had it for 1.5 days (no matches yet)

I don't have many recent photographs of me that are taken by other people... and I've read that people tend to think Selfies are lame. Anyway, interested to know what you all think.

I'll provide critiques from my naive, and perhaps fresh point of view.

>>25413946
Yeah, I've had it for years. I'm a complete babyface without it. And yeah that pic isn't the best

>>25414013
I think you did a perfect job and #2 is actually tingling my brain. It arouses attention in the viewer.

I think #5 is too out of place and ruins the uniwueness of other pictures. Would be better if you took it not in your room.

>>25414038
Thank you, and I understand what you mean about #5 contrasting against the other pics. I wanted to add a little more sex factor... I'm new to working out, and I'm not sure if my body would be considered a hot commodity by your average tinder passer-by.

As lame as it sounds, maybe I'll stage some photo of me getting out of a pool with a timer or something

>>25414038
I forgot to ask: Do you think I should make #2 my first pic?

>>25414048

I can see a bigger sex magnet in #2 and #6 (im straight though)

Staging a pool picture does sound like a good idea. My suggestion is to not be so obsessed and focused on the camera on it. Make it look natural.

Anyways, anything I tell you is pseudo, because I never had a tindr account and I don't have many pics of myself. Anything I say might be wring so make your own conclusion of what I and anyone here says.

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New layout

>>25413648
Hit the gym a bit m8 and try a more masculine look

Any guys in DC want to team up and group tinder to get some pussy? Just moved here and need a wing man. 24 yo

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I've been on for a few weeks and haven't gotten anything other than a few macthes that didn't go anywhere. Any advice appreciated.

thinking about adding a poorly photoshopped pic of my face on ronnie colemans body. is that funny or just weird aka should i do it or not? I myself am quite skinny so i thought it'd be funny. Especially since ronnie is black and im white

>>25414261
Needs a pic of you with friends/doing an activity and maybe a picture with a pet. Also remove the take over the world bit, it's very tumblr humor.

I just matched with a girl who has over 1000 likes on her instagram photos, I live in a nordic country and this girl is literally 10/10 help what do I do?

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how'd i do lads
>tfw you've got a gigantic bald head and only a handful of 'good' pictures of yourself

>>25414290
she probably just wants you to follow her.

>>25414296
only 5 looks decent imo.

>>25414296
remove 2 and 5 cause they look exactly like 4/3. 2/5 are both better than their counterparts tho

>>25414300
Do these girls swipe right on anyone? I think the 100 swipes limit is also applied to them and they're supposedly a lot more picky than us guys.

>>25414308
So in that case why not delete 4 and 3?

>>25414329
5 is boring imo because of the background and 2 looks a bit blurrier than 4. but im a dude so idk senpai

>>25414296
add another picture with a hat, it looks like you hate black people, unless that's what you're going for, in which case, great job.

>>25415104
http://imgur.com/a/vcetG
baseball or boonie?

>>25415171
Top middle or bottom right IMO, not the same person though.

>>25415171

I say red hat, also get rid of 2 and 3 because the quality is shit.
Also also you're a qt

>>25415240

Shit I meant 2 and 4

>>25415240
I mainly had 2 and 4 in because they were the only pictures of me bald + non selfies, but I guess now that I have some more bald photos I can go ahead and take those out.

Also thanks :^)

ive been on tinder for 5 months havent meet anyone , and only matched with 3 fatties.

but when im in public all the girls play with their hair and get nervous around me, what the fuck.

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My "anthem" or w/e is Friend Zone by Thundercat

>>25415682
>Thundercat
I like you.

Just out of curiosity, I get a lot of girls like you matching with me but my opening message game is pretty shit. What could I say that's better than just "Hey how's your week been"?

>>25415696
I'm not exactly sure what you mean by "girls like me", but I don't respond to generic messages like that honestly.

Probably one of the best ways to open on tinder is to say why you swiped right. If you can state it concisely, even better.

>>25415705
Like you I mean slightly different music, a bit of an alt look etc.

What do you mean? Could you give an example? It seems like just jumping straight to why I'm on is a little strong.

>>25415682
Would date/10
You must be racking up the matches?

>>25415709
Lol just be like
"Swiped right because your (insert physical attribute) is/are gr8". Focus on compliments that men wouldn't typically use; like eyelashes, Cupid's bows, cheekbones, etc.
>>25415710
I'm very picky is the problem. And I also don't know how to open to guys! I feel like dudes don't like it when you message first. Or at least the super masc dudes I match with don't lol

>>25415716
>"Swiped right because your (insert physical attribute) is/are gr8". Focus on compliments that men wouldn't typically use; like eyelashes, Cupid's bows, cheekbones, etc.
Really? I always figured compliments would be cringey and shit. Still, wish I knew this sooner. I fucked up with a few girls who probably thought I was dull as shit for just sending a generic message.

Oh also as a side one, is it bad to use emoticons in the first message? And also in the bio? I notice women use them all the time and I feel like without them messages look dull and robotic.

>>25415724
As long as it's not like complimenting the eyes or something generic like that, then it's fine. It just has to be obvious that the opener isn't the same for every girl you match with.

Emoticon use is really up to you. If they're used in the first message unironically I tend to think the person is trash tho. But that's just me.

>>25415716
I'd say your right to be picky.

Maybe open with something in line with your sense of humour, if they dont respond in turn, fuck it move on.

>>25415729
>Emoticon use is really up to you. If they're used in the first message unironically I tend to think the person is trash tho. But that's just me.
Fair enough, I had a feeling it was like that so I've avoided it.

So starting with "Hey great shirt" or something related to their bio should be alright?

>>25412196
>Thinking he's gonna get love with LMAO3PLATE!!

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I get too many matches pls help

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Literally 0 fucking matches.. Kind of funny and sad at the same time lol. I know im no brad pitt so ill just ask - am i too ugly for online dating or wtf is up?

Bio:
Alot of hobbies, from chess to guitar and fishing. Also like drinking i guess (beer emoji, preach emoji). Am somewhat of a photoshop expert if i may say so.
Know where the best bar in sweden is and am willing to share this secret with a cool person

Why do I never get any matches? This has gone on too long

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>>25415974
Oh wow you seem a lot like me... idek why they don't want us. You seem cool and I like that rock climbing picture

>>25415974
Maybe we just look too much like Elliot Rodgers and he may have soiled our chances by being such a cunt.

>>25415716
Men are completely fine with women messaging first, although it sounds like you're matching well out of your league and those guys get to be as picky as you and will receive messages fairly frequently.

>used yellow get 7 matches
>used tinder get 1 match

is this because some users could be inactive

>>25410722
you look great

>>25412594
even better

>>25415682
upper middle class communication student with no personality

>>25415682
pic 5 makes you look ugly and kinda fat. it's almost a deal breaker.

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Advice appreciated

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r8 pls

>>25411398
"be honest - why did you swipe right?"
works everytime, also weeds out the dumb cunts.

>>25416041
I'm pretty, funny, have a well paying job, and already have two degrees (going back for law and a PhD). I'm not matching outside of my league haha
>>25416092
Yeah, I'm upper middle class as heck but I have a lot of personality and have already graduated. Just going on a gap year now.

>>25414074
Yes

>>25416268
Anything but #1 is too blurred

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Rate my profile 1/2

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>>25416773
Rate my profile 2/2

>>25416773
>>25416779
casual pics/10
decent bio to not scare away people with your boring personality/10

ud get some fucc with that imo

>>25416773
I think this is a perfect profile
Good body photos and a decent meme to tie it all together
Would fucc/10

>>25416801
>>25416849
Shweet

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>>25410719
thoughts ?

>have a well paying job, and already have two degrees

Men don't care about this. So many women trying to attract women these days.

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Anyone care to rate mine?

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>>25416935

>>25416907
I like it, but I feel that having something that is not a selfie, but an activity would be an improvement. Make someone take a pic of you.

>>25416935
>>25416939
You might get someone to hang out with and smoke weed with, but nothing more. Add more clear pics of yourself

>>25416935
Add more pics with your hair down
I don't think 1 is doing you any justice though
Add your dankest meme

>>25416944
good suggestion with that pic. Well I play a lot of Tennis, lift weights and go mountainbiking couple times a week, I also smoke weed daily - so I put all these emojis in it - should I put in more text instead of the emojis?

>>25416950
which one should I use then? 2 or 4?

>>25416971
In this order 4 2 1 3
But 3 is unnecessary, even though you were a cute kid...

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>>25415894

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critique

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HALP what the fuck do I say now?

>>25417042
just ask why she right swiped or whether she wants to do something

>>25417042

Are you an archaelogist?

...

Because I have a big bone for you to examine

Anon I need help my very fist match

Her bio says she'll probably like my dog more ( even thought I dont have a dog)

How should I start off?

>>25417042
Do you need me to come on the date and fuck her for you too m7?

>>25416955
Depends on what crowd you are trying to attract. I would personally not put emojis or text. Maybe you can put some sunglasses emoji or that 6 thing emoji you do with your hand. DO NOT put texts or emojis if you do hot smile. You need a genuine smile if you will make fancy swag culture pics.

>>25416465
Your life sounds good but your profile shows a 6-7/10 woman with a predilection for junk food and text speak.
Please have some perspective.

>>25416907
I need you to understand I'm not saying this to be a dick, but you have an unusually large forehead and the spiked hair only exaggerates it's appearance.

Like, the top of your glasses isn't even the halfway point of your head.

>>25417362
look at your last pic and have some self-awareness m8. the same could be said about you, your hairline is just a bit lower because youre younger

>>25417042
ask how long she's in town for, and if she has anyone to show her around, and work your way in.

How long do I wait to double message someone? We're having (what I think was) a decent conversation but she just never replied back. I was thinking messaging her the same time we started talking yesterday. Maybe a bit later.

>get 5 matches
>message all 5 with various openers based on their profile information
>over a week later
>not a single response

What's your cutoff? A day? two days? I've already moved on but I'm wondering if i should just unmatch them

Is tinder a good place for finding emotional relationships?
My best friend is just coming out of a breakup and he's having self worth issues since none of his relationships have lasted more than a couple months, and he's just set up tinder

My impression of tinder is that it's largely just for hookups, aka the opposite of the emotional relationship he's looking for, so I'm worried it'll do more harm than good for him - especially if he doesn't get matches or replies, but even if he gets hookups I feel like it's just going to be superficial and unfulfilling

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idk

>>25418754
my sister met pretty much her soul mate on tinder. they found out they were going to college together and they've been happily together for a while now. it's definitely possible.

>>25418807
did it start off as a hookup or do people also use tinder as a traditional dating platform too?

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>>25416163
>>25416268
>>25416907
Holy hell Nu-males out the ass. My thoughts would be to lose the nu-male hipster look unless your looking to get girls to friend zone you. Lose the rimmed glasses and lose weight to thin out your faces for a more attractive opposed to friendly look. To the first 2 guys you sorta look to nice, there's no 'edge' to you.

With that said I'm doing no better and could use some advice please! Used to always get decent amount of matches but suddenly none in a month or two I'm sorta confused. Wondering if its the picture biting the girls lip?

>>25419009
And no I'm not changing the pic with the cigarette. It's sort of a filter, plus im not exactly looking for a wife right now

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>last two days
>login, see the "you've already verified shit" etc
>then next little load bit
>quickly says "oops something went wrong"
I'd heard tinder is a garbage app but really? Two days of this shit now?

Will deleting and reinstalling the app wipe my matches and messages?

>>25419033
It's definitely garbage, I have to close the app from the settings everytime it starts to freeze up multiple times. I almost believe the girls that say they tried to respond but the app fucked up

>>25419009
Switch 2 and 1
Also the lip biting is hot
Might only attract a certain type though...
Other than that
would fucc/10

>>25419044
It's pissing me off. I'm just lucky I added my main matches elsewhere but I've lost a lot of potentials now.

>>25419009
>selfies, selfies as far as the eye can see
>unironically calls germans nu-males
>unironically says nu-males
>gives bad advice
>looks homeless because it's cool
>dresses homeless because it's cool

could you be anymore of a fuccboi?

dress well, wash your hair, and don't be so self-conscious of smoking.

>>25419065
Damn..I kinda remember some fucked up shit's happened to me before too. Not bug related but one time I stumbled upon the girl of my dreams..she took my breath away...I was so damn excited to find her I accidentally left swiped her, and at the time Love and/or Lust wasn't worth the $9.99 for the rewind feature. Another time maybe
>Come back to me

>>25419063
Compliment felt good until I seen your practically sucking like 5 other guys dicks in this thread, and I'm sure your not female..*ahem*...Sir

I find the lip biting hot too which is why I leave it..will attract kinky girls but also scream 'Hookup' to others. I'd take anything though even a friend..don't have any of those either

>>25419086
I thought it was decent advice. Not a fuccboi though I admit I look like one not intentionally. Was a virgin most my life I prolly try too hard to look confident maybe. I look homeless because I'm a addict probably but I can still search around can't I? Though I should probably be focusing on other things

Also was gonna say unless your a Chad or in top 5-10% of guys this app is totally unreliable and alot is just luck. I dated a really cute girl for 6 months but I could just as easily go 6 months without getting past the initial conversation. I swear theres like 10 guys in every city who fuck every girl. Cycle right through them and repeat...then they'll go on there Facebook and talk about how good guys no longer exist

>>25419009
you look like the boyfriend of a "im 14 and my bf is 22" girl

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>>25419119
>"don't be self-conscious"
>gets more self-conscious
>"could you be anymore of a fuccboi"
>actually delivers
ty famalam, you know there'll always be a place for you in my heart

reconsider how edgy you want to be because honestly, being an edgy fuck is for guys less good- looking than you, but frankly it's like why even bother giving you advice when you throw it all away and post like >>25419101
>"i think ur cute"
>"felt good until I seen your practically sucking like 5 other guys dicks, and I'm sure your not female..*ahem*...Sir"
it's like you hate tight wet vaginas

if you wanted to get real crazy tho, try to make your profile like you don't stock my grocery store at 2 in the morning.

>>25417439
Which is why I don't spike my hair, because it would make my already large head seem larger than normal.

Again, I don't mean to be disparaging.

>>25418544
>should I just unmatch them

I've known a couple people who explicitly use tinder only as an ego boost, just seeing all the matches they have.

I always keep my match list lean and mean just so I know I'm not like that and to spite my matches who might be doing that

>>25419422

Yup, I've noticed that a lot. I redownloaded tinder Sunday night and matched with a girl who I had matched with before. I messaged her yesterday with no response. Last time we matched I messaged her with no response. No idea why she'd even swipe right again, let alone the first time, unless she's just going for quantity of matches.

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Back at tinder again after dating this girl I matched with for a month. I am bad at choosing photos.

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>>25420374

>>25415974
bumping my post. Switched pic 1 and 3, removed pic 4.
Still 0 matches, i swipe right on everyone except the ones way out of my league (aka girls with a bio like: "3 piercings forming a triangle xxx <3").
Probably 500 right swipes in so far. Ill ask again: am i too average looking for tinder or what? Feels kinda pathetic to ask, but is there a chance the algoritm just fucked me?

>>25419130
I do wonder if women realise the hottest guys they're matching with have almost certainly fucked half of tinder. Although maybe it's a good thing to them

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Still looking for improvement. Not sure if I would switch to a different first photo or not...

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Here's my photos

>>25421310
2/3/6/4 look like shit.

>>25421400
Why

>>25421412
2 looks pretentious. 3 looks goofy. 6 looks awkward. 4 looks awkward

I had another girl go silent right after I asked for her # or Snapchat. We were back and forth texting and she mentioned having some cool pets so I asked for pics. When she said how I asked for the contact info and she instantly went silent. I mean what the fuck. She's average at best but with tinder they can easily ditch any guy for the next dozen if you say just 1 thing they don't like.

>>25421475
I have only ever had the girl give me their number and be successful. Sometimes you gotta play the long game.

>>25420374
Pic 2 is really bad, but I like the bio.

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don't get me wrong, i don't put any value into tinder bios and i don't right swipe normies

but why is every girl's profile either "I LOVE DOGS, HIKING, TRAVELLING, AND ADVENTURES!!!", some dumb meme or joke they're reposting from someone else's profile, or completely blank? i'm not going to pretend i'm interesting, but what's the point in putting the same shit everyone else does?

and why do they kid themselves by putting 'no hookups' in a hookup app?

>>25421891
thanks for helping me make a choice, been going back and forth on that one for a while

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I'm just being fucked with right

>>25422272
isnt that the point?

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Thinking I might delete my account and make a new one with much better photos. Any recommendations on what to add?

>>25422272
does it matter? Every reply she gave was 'I don't know '

>>25422615
oh wow you're right

So I FINALLY had success on tinder

Fucked a freshman grill earlier today, it was worth the effort

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I'm getting some matches and talking to girls. How do I seal the deal and get them to agree to a Meetup? A female friend said don't ask for a dinner date first, do a museum or the zoo or something zany first date.

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How do you cope with the fact that you are too ugly for online dating and too much of a pussy for IRL dating

>>25423084
Ignore her. Go for coffee or to a bar. Do not just walk around with her.

Right. I'm a virgin (not really, first time was non-consensual and I was drunk) avoided female companionship for a number of reasons included that and I've had a match on tinder whos spoken to me for a couple days now and we share a ton in common. She's mentioned she isn't just looking for hookups and we're both clear for this weekend.

Where the fuck do I take a first date? I'm kinda thinking meet for a coffee and have a couple different options ready if things seem to be going okay after that.
Any suggestions or tips? I'm not a complete social retard just inexperienced with any form of dating.

>>25423536
Remove the first pic. The one of you standing in the sun is much better.

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I don't get hardly any matches, the ones I do get are short with me and make it hard to get a real conversation going.

What can I do senpai?

fuck this app.

I'm an average looking guy, maybe 5 or 6/10 who has attracted girls in the past, sometimes effortlessly, because I have a great personality and am generally interesting to talk to. I have confidence in myself and I am comfortable in my own skin after years of suppressed confidence issues.

But whenever I go on tinder and bumble and swipe right on literally every girl, I'm lucky to get 2 matches out of 100 swipes, and the matches are usually unattractive and dull as fuck.

There's just something about the fact that hundreds of girls are swiping left on me that makes me feel like total shit. And the fact that all these girls could get laid so effortlessly on the same platform amplifies that feeling. Tinder is a totally asymmetric experience; a handful of the most attractive guys, maybe 20%, will get all the girls, leaving the other 80% of guys with dry dicks and damaged self esteems. Meanwhile, 60-70% of the girls on there will have more dick than they can handle. I know that's just the way male-female relations works, but apps like tinder are like a blatant and glaring reminder of that, and if you're on the losing side of it, it fucking sucks.

This app has brought me nothing but frustration and failure. who else can relate? I know I'm not the only one out there.

>>25423921
Yeah, 4 years on and off of on dating apps like this and I've got a couple of kisses and a blowjob, even though the girls I fucked when I was a student were hotter than me. Now its really hard to meet people.

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My bio reads:
6'0
i stand by every single one of my interests
ask me about the first french empire
parles-tu francais?

I'm thinking I oughta delete either 3 or 6, and maybe 5. I think 5 is a decent enough photo, but the lighting makes me look even more sickly than I already do as a skinny bald guy.

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What kind of bio should I put if I'm 21 and looking to date hot moms?

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Current layout. Thoughts?

>>25424756
>I'm 21 and looking to date hot moms.

>>25424829
Why are you here

What's your goal

You're the one constant in my monthly visits to sock

WHAT DO YOU WANT

>>25424874
Am I torture to you?

>>25424504

I'd get rid of 3 or 6. It's kinda lame to have essentially the same photo since they were taken at the same time. Other than that maybe a pic or 2 of you doing an activity. 2 pics with girls might turn them off since bitches get jealous.

>>25425075
>>25425075
I forgot, I have also at the bottom of my bio "That's my sister in 1/4"

And I took your advice and got rid of #6. Now I just need to actually do some activities to get pictures, lol

>>25424887
I'm just confused

>>25424887
You look good, no amount of shuffling pictures around is going to do anything significant.
So why the fuck would you keep posting? You definitely don't have 0 matches so what the hell are you doing?

Never get matches if I do, they never respond.

Bio:
5'11
ESTP
Going to Capilano University for Arts and Entertainment Management.
I collect records, dance, play competitive trivia, and overall, love art of any kind. I also love going out and exploring the city and what it has to offer (especially restaurants!).
P.S. I have a dog, so swipe right for that

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>>25427347
Forgot pic

IF I connect my Facebook to tinder Will There be any notifications on Facebook from tinder at all, like will med fb friends be a able to know i have tinder?

>>25427353
Tinder is probably not the best app for you

>>25424829

jesus fucking christ

you are good lookin but

every singe pic you have screams 'insecure'. Due to posing and amount of similar pics.

Shirtless ? really ? just post a pic in tshirt so everyone can see you are in shape, one photo with face, and rest either skip or where you are doing shit casually (NOT POSING)

2 cents

i have not see any pic/profile that would not immediately make me assume that person is not fucking weird and insecure to be honest.

and no its not about the looks

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not sure if 4 is creepy or funny

>>25427462
Probably creepy.

>>25427462

obv fucking creepy. 1 and 2 and you seem like a cool good looking dude, rest are shit.

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what could possibly go wrong?

>>25423536
>How do you cope with the fact that you are too ugly for online dating and too much of a pussy for IRL dating

Please respond. Never mind my tinder profile

>>25427430
Should I try something else? Or just meet people IRL?

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Just want some help with my bio.

>>25423889
You look depressed.

>>25427607
Coffee meets bagel (w/e the site is called), Match, Plenty of fish, Eharmony, etc

>>25428070
> gamer as much as I hate that word
Seems like you're in denial, maybe don't include it at all if you're ashamed about it.

Would you chat her up? I can't tell if she's overweight or just hasn't enormous knockers

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>>25428226

Forgot pic I'm sorry

How do I screen out the whores? I nearly caught herpes and I'm bored with casual sex. Anyone find some one special here? I'm a guy.

>>25428251

Ask? Use common sense? It's usually pretty obvious if a girls infected. Btw if you had any skin to skin contact with herpes you probably have it

>>25428256
What do you mean ask? Some of the innocent sweetest prude girls I've opened up I've then seenbanging several other dudes on the side. I thought about a clear announcement on my profile so I'm testing that theory now.

Nah I got my test results back just yesterday.

Negative thank Christ.

>>25428291

Most STD panels don't test for herpes because the results are not 100% reliable.

>>25428230
Both

>>25428307

So would you

>>25428303
I got tested via a swab of an area that I thought was herpes but it was just a pimple. I had blood and urine tests done all collectively as well.

I had no issues being tested??

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>>25414137
I feel like you could get rid of 2 and 5 since they are kind of redundant and replace them with pics of your hobbies or hanging out with friends (1 is already a very good upper body pic and 3 is a good shirtless pic)

>>25414261
Try to not hide your face in your main pic

>>25414296
>only a handful of 'good' pictures of yourself
just get into the habit of taking photos and having photos taken of you when you do fun stuff

>>25416773
not sure about pic 2 and 4 but the rest is on point 8/10

>>25416907
try to avoid mirror selfies at all cost

>>25427548
you only have one pic where your whole face is visible, try to have at least 2 or 3

Please give me some pointers, I feel like I could do better.

>>25428226
>>25428230
I would

>>25423921
If you have social skills then go out and use them, tinder might not be the ideal platform for you.
I've been with girls who would 100% swipe me left on tinder but were interested in me because I had the balls to approach them in a bar.

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Anyone got experience in Japan? Never used tinder back home, but figures why the fuck not, nobody knows me here, nothing to be embarrassed about. I'm very aware I'm not the best looking dude, and being a longhair makes me even more niche, but I've had it 24 hours in Tokyo and only 3 matches, and of those, 1 decent conversation where she wants to meet. Is that bad?

>>25429837
the amount of matches is meaningless, what matters is how often the app helps you meet up with chicks you are actually interested in.
>1 decent conversation where she wants to meet. Is that bad?
that's good

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>>25410719
ITT: betas milking themselves.

Move along...nothing to see here.

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Am I attractive enough to warrant trying tinder? I'll post a couple pics. I know they're shit photos, I just don't often take selfies and the light are off now so any photos I take are grainy.

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>>25429847

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>>25429847
jesus christ atleast put some cloth on
Which pic should be my main?

>>25428070
Help

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>>25429837
I've been living here for the past 3 months. Have had a couple of dates from tinder but most Japanese girls here are looking for language partners/friends via Tinder. Not really relationships/ONS

Anything I could improve on? Going back to Sweden in two weeks where my Tinder barely gets any attention.

>>25430224
Those weren't potential photos, I was just wondering if there was a point in taking any legit photos

>>25430386
How are we supposed to tell when your hair looks like shit and the angles couldn't be worse?

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Please help
It seems only uggos match
1/2

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>>25430581
2/2

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1/2

The third photo is me doing a breakdancing/parkour thing, don't know if it will impress people or just make them think I'm a douche. Hooked up with a couple girls in the past week and they both said the photo with the dogs did it for them.

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>>25430679
2/2, one thing not in either photo is under occupation it shows I work at a baseball stadium. Definitely got more matches after I put that in.

>>25430581
the "only uggos match" thing is real. Tinder's algorithim prioritizes showing everyone hot people, so we're under the impression that the majority of people who use the app are hot.Some of these people you swipe on will never see you though if the algorithim deems you as not hot.

This sucks because most guys at least go a couple months with an absolute shit profile, then after that regardless of how attractive they are or witty their bio is, it's extremely hard to pull yourself out of the uggo dumpster unless you buy premium.

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Literally ZERO matches.

What to do fellas ?

>>25430723
I'm no expert, but what I've seen from the thread, you gotta change it up a bit with the pictures. Take pictures of yourself at events, something where you're active. Also, delete 2 and 4, 2 catches your attention, but we don't see your face and it's too odd, and 4, speaking as a fat man, the hand over mouth thing looks really insecure.

>>25413472
this one is cool

>>25430742
It's not 'Hand over mouth'. I have a cigar in that pic. But, thanks man. Appreciate ya.

Help

>>25428314
I probably would man, in a non-serious relationship kinda way.

Is tinder worth it if you're just average looking? What's the best alternative if not?

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rate + advice pls

Did thread die?

>>25418803
first pic needs to show your face, #5 is your best out of your profile.

>>25431578
Seems like it anon, better just wait for the next thread to happen and post again.

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>>25431529
Need some more photos with you interacting with people. 3 is an "in public" photo but you should go for ones of you with other people.
Try to avoid selfies, have other people take some photos of you or jerry rig a timed photo
Butterfly photo isn't really doing much for you, crossdressing one I personally find funny but others might disagree.
The bio is a little cringey, I would especially steer clear of the nihilist and the politics part

>>25430723
Stop going for nonchalence in all your photos, it makes you seem standoffish at best and a dick at worst
Event photos/group photos
2 and 3 are pretty bad, 3 is tolderable, 1 is the only one I would really keep.

>>25430679
Pretty good, the bio is a little unoriginal but still good. More photos, preferably in groups.

>>25430581
First photo is real bad, the camera is way too close to your face. Try a smile with teeth. Lay off the selfies, group photos.

>>25430328
Maybe a group photo but honestly your photos are pretty interesting and varied. I think you'll do much better back in Sweden with the travel photos.

>>25430224
I think five is a good candid, I would go with that.

>>25429837
I'm no 10/10 either, 3 matches in one day really isn't bad. It's more about sustainable matchability imo, being able to keep finding matches after a long time (assuming nothing you find has worked out). Just think, if you get 3 matches a day for a week thats up to 21 opportunities. I used Tinder very off and on over about 10 months and then decided to take a break and restart my account. I would say that 3 is trying a little too hard to be artsy. Get more photos, 4 or preferably 5, and like I keep saying try to get a group photo.

Would appreciate advice. Not sure if silly photos really hit it off, like the snapchat one and the last one where I'm cheesing hard, but that's somewhat my personality.

Full bio is:
Wait, people actually read these things?

Oh..
Uh
Hi?

I haven't had a picture taken of me in several years. And I don't take selfies. I don't think I'm very photogenic

Should I give up the tinder dream? I'm also fat

>>25431933
All you can do is try

>>25431889

Thanks for the advice (I'm the dude in Japan). Got a question though, am I being lame by talking to them right away and just saying hey what's up? I don't want to do corny lines or confuse them (hard to tell how good their english is)

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Since I seemingly killed the other tinder thread, I'll post here too.

Impressions? Opinions? Tips? 1/2

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>>25432332
2/2

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I'm wondering what I can do to get more right swipes. I've had to set for a little over two years and the only swipes I get are for promotions and unauthentic profiles. Some people have suggested I may not have photos that are appealing but I'm just not sure what it is. Thanks

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>>25433019
Bio..

>>25417042
Isn't Bellarmine a Christian college? Repressed fuck incoming, brah.

>>25431889
>gave all these people advice
you beautiful man.

As for advice on your profile: I think photos with girls is a big no-no, ESPECIALLY one like #2 where it seems like the girl is either a previous girlfriend or someone who friendzoned you hard. #1 is a good picture, but probably shouldn't be your first picture; it should be obvious who you are in your first picture. Also girls have told me quality > quantity definitely applies with guys' tinder profiles and around 4 pictures is a sweet-spot. You could definitely cut #4 imo. The snapchat picture is pretty funny, keep it if you're looking for a girl who'll share your quircky sense of humor rather than just random casual sex.

So if I had it my way, #1 would be a cool photo of just you, #2 would be your current #1, then #3 and maybe #6 last.

bio is meh imo, but who knows.

>>25412160
I've definitely been getting less matches recently as well,

Maybe you've just swiped through most of the women in your area

>>25412196
Your not bad looking but you need to learn how to take a picture. Stop doing that dumb face, it makes you look like you're too self conscious to smile properly.

Smile with your eyes.

>>25433019

I would suggest getting rid of the edited pics, they're not very well done and make you look like you're trying to be edgy.

It may feel wrong, but just put some nice, normal photos of you smiling or hanging out with friends. If you don't have any photos like that, take some, and try to tone down the weirdness.

You're a good looking fella, but you come across as a bit weird from your profile. There's nothing wrong with being weird, but it's better to let your weirdness show later on, maybe when you end up taking a girl out.

Good luck

>>25432332
Can't even see your face in most pics

Get some confidence and flash a big smile at the camera, and make that your main photo. Even if you're not a 10/10, looking friendly and confident will get you more matches than trying to hide.

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Get a fair amount of matches but I suck at conversation

Tips?

>>25413917
To much makeup in the first picture

>>25416161
I disagree pic 5 makes her look like a real person. Like you can actually just sit around and bullshit with her.

I need a better bio lol, thought I was being creative but turns out lots of guys have ones like mine.

>>25434924
buddy of mine told me last summer he had a tinder date every day for 2 weeks, between like 8 different girls. When I asked for tips on talking to them he said this is what he'd always do:
>send a hello gif
>girl sends one back
>they talk in just gifs for a little bit, then transition to actual conversation for a little bit
>"hey I gotta go to work, but we should grab coffee/lunch some time, are you free on ____?"

Kinda hit and miss for me, but he said at a certain point initiating dates got so easy it was basically robotic for him.

>>25434993
It's kind of sad that society has degenerated to the point where people feel most comfortable communicating through gifs

>>25435081
not trying to be sexist, but girls on dating apps are objectively boring as fuck outside of the actual date. the gif thing lets them contribute without actual wit.

Just matched with a girl much cuter than me, I usually just use the Koala line, but I feel like it hasn't been as effective lately. What's the new hot line that we're using?
Or should I just stick to koalaties?

>>25427353
>actually 17
MODS

also set 4 as your profile pic it's nice

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I get a lot of matches with just two pictures but adding more seems to work against me

>>25435634
Why are they all in BW?

>>25435663
I didn't want a lot of attention

>>25435610
I'll consider it, but I feel like it makes me look too thicc

>>25412196
And don't just swipe right on everything, the algorithm will think you are a bot, and penalize you, the dmg is probably already done, so try and reset your account, and be a little more picky, then your matches should start to improve

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Just got a smoking hot MILF's number.
How do I tell her I want sex?

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New layout
>>25436222
Arrange meet up dont get friend zoned

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>>25436323
>>25436222
Thanks anon, but when I specified I wanted couldn't do longer than a 2 month relationship she brought up going to a motel herself.

>>25411250
I like

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bio: "i wear cargoshorts unironically"

If I use my Facebook to sign up for Tinder, will people on one service be able to find my account on the other?

My hobbies are shooting, handloading, gaming and, though more means to an end than hobby, working out. I'm 6'1"and pretty funny. Should I mention my hobbies in my bio or will that limit my chances too much?

For guys, is it pretty bad if you don't have any photos taken by and/or with other people?

>>25430723

Help, i need more advices.

>>25430723

Which one should i remove ?

>message a girl saying "if a guy messages you on Tinder for sex, what are the odds you'll say yes?"
>well it depends on how nicely they ask

So I mean i've gotten a response, which is infinitely better than no response. What do I say now?

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>>25438543
made that bed for yourself huh?

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Havent really had much of a problem getting laid, but most of the girls that match me are asian/most want a relationship and not a ons or fuckbuddy. Maybe I should post more outgoing pictures? But I have no friends to take pictures of me

>>25416465
>I'm pretty, funny, have a well paying job, and already have two degrees (going back for law and a PhD). I'm not matching outside of my league haha

That's a list of things that women look for in men, not the other way around.

Your probably matching out of your league

Well I usually go for the tried and true "Hey" or "Sup" I think I'm going to try a pick up line or two.

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No one takes Tinder seriously anymore. Popularity has died down drastically. Bots, Highschool girls fresh out for the summer, thots and attention whores are all you will find today.

Thus you need to prepare accordingly to succeed.

>You need to douchebag chad it the fuck up... Here's the quick tips I used to be successful on Tinder.

>Dress up, go to Corvette, BMW or Jag dealership with a friend. Take a Z06, M4 or an F-Type out on a test drive. Pull over somewhere decent. Take photos for profile. Best one becomes second/third profile pic.

>Buddy works as a GP doctor at the local hospital. Borrowed one of his coats and a stethoscope. Both of us went and stood outside the local animal hospital. Get a puppy. Held puppy in one hand next to friend. Had a stupid snapchat etc caption that read "Saving lives one puppy at a time". Make main display pic. Would get dozens of matches every week JUST to ask about the photo. Its a great opener and 100% original.

>Borrow friends sister or girlfriend. Go to a makeup store with them. In Canadaland the choice for teens is either Sephora or Mac. Have another friend take photos of the girl performing swatches on your arm. Or even just visibly being interested in the store. Great shot angles or just some caption. You need to create a few witty lines accompanying the photos in your BIO explaining you know what the fuck is going on. And you're not some beta orbiter. It blows women completely out of the water and catches them off guard that you not only have an interest in their main hobby. But you are also perceived to know about the makeup game which 99% of other guys out there don't know shit.

Chad your profile up with just these 3 kinds of things and you've just struck home on 3 primary characteristics women subconsciously and consciously scout for when looking at men.

Can post more if anyone wants real tips on success.

>>25440013
More pls

>>25415974
Some protips; try to get in a picture with friends. Not as your first picture but it'll make it seem like you're social. All the pictures I see makes it seem like you're living your own life alone without any social relations.

Use more pictures where you're smiling.

Three of the pictures are really good, number 1-3-5 but you could definitely fill it out with something better as well. Definitely remove number 4, it's very bland and doesn't make you stand out at all.