am drunk fembot (female). ama

Why do all girls like to get drunk so much? I've literally never met any girl who doesn't drink. Don't you realise it kills your brain

>>25409844
I have the opposite experience. I know many girls who are teetotallers but maybe 1 or 2 guys who don't drink.

>>25409843
How bigs ur dick?
If no dick, fuck off.

Can you rate my cock?

>>25409845
I've never heard that term before

What can I say to convince you to post tits?

>>25409844
honestly i dont get drunk that often i just felt sad today i guess. other girls get drunk for fun I guess?

>>25409846
sorry no peenor :(

>>25409847
totally post it zaddy (am virgin tho so not an expert)

>>25409849
dude just google tits why do boys always ask girls to post their (probs mediocre) boobies???

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>>25409843
Do you want to be my original girlfriend, femanon?

>>25409854
i'm fuckin ugly nd annoying bro

>>25409843
when will you and the other (((fembots))) finally leave this board?
also saged

>>25409856
dont worry honey ur dick is at least average i promise <3

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>>25409857
Do not disrespect us with your presence...

would you cuddle with a trap

>>25409858
i respect you i promise

>>25409859
totally!!!! the real question is would a trap cuddle with a female desu

>>25409855
You think that matters to anyone here?

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>>25409860
I have never been told this by a female. I love you

Please upload a photograph of your breasts at once.

>>25409853
Need proof that you are what you say you are (female) tits and timestamp OP

>>25409843
How much of that vodka have you had so far? I'm 5'5'' and 109lbs, taking 5 prescription medications and I can only put away like 4 beers before I'm done. How much can you drink before you're completely shitfaced?

>>25409844
Because they don't want to have to think.

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>>25409864
I second this motion, i believe 'proofs' are in order my dear

>>25409862
i also live in like.... the middle of nowhere

>>25409861
yes I would, if she's nice and her bed is clean

>>25409863
i love you!!!!!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 (i keep getting FUCKIN muted)

>>25409869
Do. You. Think. That. Matters.

I already think youre cute for making a drunk thread. Men will think you're cute if you do literally anything l.

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I'm wondering if maybe I can see a photograph of an impression in butter of your vulva.

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>>25409855
Don't worry femanon, I am an antisocial and emotionally removed man. Come to my berber tent and let's sex like it's 1967.

>>25409843
What's the most painful way to originally kill myself?

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>>25409864
>>25409868
>>25409865
li k my asshole is this enough?

>>25409876
mommy? do you lactate?

>>25409876
I'm reporting you as your actions are in direct violation of r9ks rules. It's even on a sticky thread so shame on you!

>>25409866
idk i didn't drink like... a lot. but i feel a bit fucked. i drank like a 5th of a waterbottle full? i don't drink too often so i have a low tolerance i guess.

>>25409870
my bed is a bit dirty bc i eat most of my meals there

>>25409878
>>25409876
lol eat shit roastie

>>25409876
>ugly
>probably at least a 6/10

kys yourself

>>25409872
then WHY am i a fuckn VIRGIN

>>25409881
Leave her alone, asshat!

>>25409843
am also drunk fembot (male). AMA

>>25409880
jesus CHRIST

ill just wash your sheets for you if you call me mommy

contact?

>>25409876
Post age pls

>>25409876
would you live in a crate in my home if I took care of you?

>>25409873
don;t wanna ruin my butter (its actually olive spread shhhh)

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Why still be here ? Just to suffer ? Its only insecure highscoolbetafags left. all the true robot mavericks have dissapeared

>>25409876
>>25409878
Bye attentionwhoring roast. FUCK OFF

How often do you come here?

What is your opinion of the typical posters here, disgusted, surprised, indifferent?

>>25409883
Because you probably don't go out at all or if you do, you don't even look at guys.

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>>25409884
kys you original faggot

>>25409875
dunno most painful way i've tried is cutting but thats shit bc u never actually die from it
jumping off shit sounds painful???? never tried it tho

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>>25409885
real trap with real benis?

>>25409876
YOU BETTER TELL ME THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE I HAVE A SUSPICION

>>25409876
Why don't you post your feet instead, femanon, and avoid thread deletion?*

*ONLY IF YOU ARE OVER THE LEGAL AGE IN YOUR COUNTRY OF RESIDENCIA

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>>25409890
>have disturbing intrusive thoughts almost constantly because of OCD
>see this pic
that shit is retarded god fucking damn

>>25409877
nah sorry. that would be funny though

>>25409896
i guess

orig comment my dude

>>25409894
I am her white knight and you should stop offending her. My brother works in the army. He can order a missile strike and wipe your block off the face of earth.

>>25409882
i'm like a 4??? thats a good photo bc u cant see my face or body

>>25409876
what the fuck are you a trap?

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>>25409899
ur welcomee

>>25409900
eat me with your vagina mommy

>>25409887
one MILLION dollars
FUK got muted for that kill me

>>25409897
it''s l orivgfv

pls b in london
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>25409876
Are you a Europoor? Have you been raped by a muslim yet?

>>25409886
am not americafag so would call u mummy

>>25409910
>>25409909
lel
2:28 am
Are you guys fucking retarded? It's PM here

>>25409908
too bad
where u from girl

>>25409888
crates r small

>>25409912
An Australian

>>25409891
suck my little nuts pls

>>25409914
like your tits. get in my crate

>>25409913
autralia orifjdb

>>25409916
*starts sucking*
Swishie swishie

>>25409892
maybe like once a day?
I think ur all alright. idk y'know i'm definitely not surprised but i'm a bit sad that some of you think women are so difficult. (ps. i know its a meme but just hit on fat girls/drunk girls/ugly girls)

>>25409911
mummy is fine

>>25409915
Australians are pretty cool people met a few of them in the military and fuck a few of their contractors (females) those two chicks could suck cock like a machine

>>25409893
ok true i don't go out super often BUT when i do I just like... don't get approached (not to be a stacey). I dont even get catcalled which is like.... supposed to happen to everyone?

can i stick the head of my penis inside your anus as you give a nice greasy fart?

>>25409876
Wow, you look crazy as fuck, drunk and slutting on a weeb board. I wonder if you are BPD or how many times you have been molested or "raped" you are a disaster most likely a fun fuck if you aren't a dead fish but not dating material at all

>>25409897
its s for stacey hunny (joking)

>>25409879
finish the rest you pussy

>>25409904
i wish dude traps get all the d

>>25409883
Youre picky

>>25409885
Well I will ask post benis you fucking homo

>>25409906
i dunno how but ok

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>>25409876
WAHAHAHAHA I want to SEXUALLY DESTROY YOU!!!! Do you smoke weed???

>>25409910
no and also no am rape free :)

>>25409843
What are your fetishes? How often do you masturbate?

>>25409925
1- am not really slutting
2- not bpd (at least not diagnosed)
3- molested like... once nd it didnt really count, raped never
4- am dead fish call me tuna baby

>>25409907
No really, idk if you're 18 or 25 you ar rook same

>>25409935
Tell me about the time you were molested. What was it like?

>>25409927
I don't have any left :( i would if i did

>>25409929
not even!!!!!! swear to god

>>25409935
Tell me about your body hair situation.
Do you shave?

If not would you be willing to become my hairy gf so I can be suffocated by your musky hairy bush?

>>25409932
never have (dont have any friends to try it with desu). might soon tho?

>>25409939
Would you date a big fat boy

>>25409934
dunno about fetishes. am kv.
masturbate like... a few times a week? used to be more but ANTIDEPRESSANTS BOIZ

>>25409941
Nah don't do it with friends, get high and jack off!!! Well, masturbate, however you do it. It's fucking great!!! Top level stuff!!

>>25409843
>>25409876
Be my gf please! Where do you live and what are your interests?

>>25409937
not really an interesting story. girl touched me up at school camp. didn't really affect me that much to be honest.

>>25409843
PLEASE be my friend.

origiginal

Please molest me, femanon. Tell me how you hate me. How I'm an incompetent. Cuck me with a negro. while I suck on your toe.

>>25409940
sometimes. no ones is seeing anyhting so not as much as i should.
and the words musky and hairy are not super sexy dude

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>>25409949
Oh my goddddddd anon holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition!!! I'm high as fuck right now!!! Smooooke weed every day you ninny!!! Weeeeeeew do it and then do sex stuff :)

>>25409949
They are to me. Don't you fucking kink shame me.
Your punishment is to be my gf.

>>25409942
depends on the boy and how big

>>25409952
What if he's only a big guy (for you)?
Also >>38080000

>>25409908
nah its a weirder letter (my parents are fuckn hipsters)

>>25409945
live in a constant state of anxiety and dont have any interests my boi

>>25409952
See? You picky

>>25409947
ok we're best friends forever now

>>25409951
aight paypal me 10k then (joking u autists)

>>25409956
you cant be picky when u have no one to pick FROM, you feel me?

are you aussie? I will be your friendo if so

>>25409958
No. Your punishment is to be my gf. The punisher doesn't pay the punished. You have no choice.

Your my gf now and you'll begin by spreading your ass and allowing me to worship it.

>>25409953
i don't realy know what that means??

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>>25409959
>no one to pick FROM
>robots throwing themselves at her

Hmmm.

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>>25409962
It means bend over and let's see your hootie and the blowfish...

>>25409960
AUSSIE AUSSIE OSSIE OI OI OI!!!!

>>25409961
Back off, creep. She's mine.

>>25409963
a) where r these robots irl
b) these robots dont even know what i look like lmao

>>25409843
posts like this are why misogyny exists

>>25409966
I am just entering this thread with this post
You will have to fight me

>>25409966
You wanna do this you little wimp? Who the fuck are you to reply to my posts? You lost, boy.

There's only one tongue probing that dirty fembot ass and that's mine

>>25409968
fair honestly i hate women too why is our hair so long thats not practical at all

>>25409970
i clean my ass bitch

>>25409970
>>25409966

Shut the fuck up, bozos. That fair lady deserves a real man. You two can go diddle your anus with daddy's walking cane, that fembot will recognize true valor in my person.

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>>25409967
Look on the zeemaps thread. Plenty to pick from wherever you are in the world. Stop being so fucking blind to the HORDES of guys willing to be your bf.

>>25409973
Nice comeback you lame ass. She doesn't want valor she wants a nice deep dicking and was cleaning from yours truly .

Do not reply to me anymore tiny man.

>>25409972
Not anymore sexy.

>>25409974
shit meme
none near me on zeemaps u whore

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>>25409976
Then where the fuck are you? Timbuktu? Kazachstan?
Pick the LITERAL NEAREST PERSON and mail them.

>>25409977
suk my asshole maybe

>>25409976
RREeeee just tell where u are
I bet I am close enough

>>25409975
You will lick my cume as it runs out of her hole, that's all you're gonna do, fella. You don't stand a chance in a mano-a-mano fight.

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>>25409978
Yeah fuck off. You could get a bf within 24 hours from anywhere in the world but you are too much of a lazy cunt to do something about it. Come back when you're really desperate and not just desperate for Chad's cock.

>>25409969
>>25409970
>>25409973
I won't even waste my time with you brutes --you're below me. The lady deserves a true gentleman such as myself.

>>25409979
WHO rhe fuck is gonna give out their location on fucking 4chan

>>25409982
>he refuses to fight even after I get dubs
I'm sorry to inform you, but now she'll never see you as a real man.

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>>25409983
I'm in Germany. Good luck finding me pal. Wow such personal information now ANYONE can dox me.

Rope.

>>25409981
nd u could get a gf but all humans have standards so maybe....... suck my asshole???

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>>25409976
Have a look and tell me what you think. Savvy?

>>25409983
you don't have to give out yur fukin address just city or area

>>25409985
ooh are u uter from the simpsons he was sexy

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>>25409986
Nope because I'm just a guy and not wanted by anyone. A girl would have to be mentally insane to see something in me over any other random person you meet on the street here.

But you're a girl and every girl can get a bf. Now fuck right off would you please yeah

>>25409980
Don't you know who I am, kid? I'm surprised you'd even step to me knowing my rep around her buckaroo.

I'll crush your into the dirt then .ale you watch as I cum on this cuties nice full tits that you'll never touch.

>>25409982
Got another wannabe fuck in here I'll fuck you all in the ass

>>25409982
Try me! I bet I could defeat all three of you at once. I'm the man here. I'll submit you all into house slaves to serve me and that honorable fembot.

>>38080378
Knock it off with your gay ass fat fantasies. No one is gonna be a slave but this fembot. A slave to my balls.

The rest of you will be dead in a ditch .

They can move this thread to any board they wish. Your asses are still mine and mine alone.

THIS THREAD WASNT CAM OR MEETUP BITCH MODS ARE MISOGYNISTS REEEE

>>25410001
I'll bareback your ass and then she'll suck on my gigantic rod of hell. Prepare your anus for atomic bleeding, house-slave! I am prepared to defeat you! Able and willing! I SUMMON the power of RAW MANLINESS. YAAAAAAAARGH

>>25410012
Not if I achieve it first. Your asshole is MINE TO PENETRATE

RRRSAHAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH

MANLY
HAME
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

>>25410001
>>25410012
It's over, gentlemen. She's gone, there's no need to fight anymore.

lmaoo i got banned /r9k/ mods can lik my nuts i barely broke a made up rule u guys are fuckin auth-right

>>25410014
You are not fast enough, sub-man! I have mastered this skill over years of expertise! You CANNOT overcome MY MANLINESS!
YUUUUUUUUUERGH
NGGGGAAAAAAARH
My muscles are ready. My thick dick is bulging red and will soon burst inside your pants. Dick extension, now. MUAAAAAARK
NUAAAAAAA
Leather straps barely restrain my sweaty biceps. Prepare for submission!

OP I am robot not /soc/ normie. I am drunk too so we have a shard interest. pls just email me I'm a lonely autist.
[email protected]

>>25410021
i'm not going anywhre bitch what else do i have to do rn

>>25410023
Not to worry, gentle dame. As I battle this meek contender to your heart, I shall carry you to great heaven! You will rise to the ninth sky, riding my cock, as he lies slain on the ground.

>>25410023
you kinda just suck is all.


ain't no big deal.
a lot of people suck.

>>25410031
sure but sucking isnt AGAINS THE RULES

>>25410027
and I will literally be your bf if u want. it's the only thing yer gonna get out of this shitshow.

>>25410035
But posting pictures of yourself is against the rules. For whatever reason, the mod didn't want the thread to be deleted so he moved it here.

Well, it appears I have won the duel.

>>25410029
Beautiful lady, do you accept me as your husband, lord, protector and dominator?

>>25410061
NOT SO FAST, FAT.
I
RETTUUUUEERRNNN

ACID CUM GO!
HHHEEYYYAAAAAAAYYYYYHHHAHAHAAAAAAGGGHH

>>25410051
were the people that asked for them banned? lmao doubt it

>>25410065
Back-stabbing bastard! I thought you dead! How co- MUUUUAAAAAAAAAAARGH! I cannot tolerate your ilk! I will eliminaaaaaate YOOOUUUU

NGRUAAAAAAAAAAH. DICK FULL FORCE! MISSILE PENETRATION!

>>25410074
You broke a rule and got rightfully banned for it. It doesn't matter if other did it too.
Besides, they didn't ask for pictures of your face, they asked for pictures of your tits.

Drunk in Queensland Australia, anyone with me?

>>25410078
A.I. ANALYZE AND COPY THAT ATTACK

bbztzt
Ffttttttrtt
Brraaaap

MISSLE PENETRARIOOOOONNNNNNNNNNL

>>25410102
COUNTER-ATTACK: ACTIVATE-AAAAAAAARRRR

ANAL LOCKDOWN: CLEAR
PENILE COUNTER-STRIKE GO! ACTIVATE NEURAL DEFENSES! ALERT! ALERT! MUSCLE OVEDRIVEE UAAAAAAARGH

Who's the maaaaaaaan nooooooow aaaaaaaargggggg?"

>>25410091
didnt send a pic of my face, and the rules dont specify face v tits. both are equally part of me.
also im not actually mad haha just memeing to fill the time <3

170 posts ITT and we've still not seen OP's boobies, come on roastie pay up

>>25410114
maybe if /r9k/ mods hadnt snaked me

lmao based mods
roastie btfo

>>25410157
i'll be back in 24 hours baby

>>25410157
actually probs not i ran out of vodka and this is lame sober

>>25409843
What are you wearing?