Robot GF/BF application thread

This is just going to get moved to >>>/soc/

Nobody does these threads anymore

>>25408900
If it does just back link it from the ideal gf thread so robots can see it. /soc/ has too many normals

>>25408901
What originally happened to them?

>>25408899
No it would not have been, fuck off. I've spend my life watching everyone else be happy except me, I literally do not wish for other people to be happy and definitely do not want to help it in any way. Fuck you.

there are no women on /r9k/ that are looking for a boyfriend

these threads are a waste of time

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>>25408899

>Location
Netherlands, close to Belgium border
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
No not by a long shot
>Age
20
>Weight
75kg
>Height
184cm
>Race
Caucasian, half Spanish half Dutch.
>Kinks
High heels.
>Occupation
Currently in Uni studying economics.
>Interests
Mathematics, politics, physics, football(soccer), economy and audio.
>Contact info
Will post later if I get a reply.

>>25408905
i am lurking this thread looking for a bf pls post everybody
the worst part is that i am serious

>>25408907
Same. I want to see more robot stats.

>>25408907
>>25408908
it must be nice to be able to be so choosy

>>25408907
Theres nothing wrong with this, Don't worry about it.

>>25408909
You get the award for most butthurt of the day.

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>>25408909
Man, when the males outnumber the girls 1:3, shit like this happens. No need to cry about it.

>>25408912
>when the males outnumber the girls 1:3
there are more women than men in the western world

>>25408911
I don't care

>>25408913
I'm talking about this board, retard.

>>25408908
>>25408907
You should post yours too

>>25408914
I assumed you weren't talking about this board because the ratio is MUCH higher than 1:3 holy SHIT

tried these threads

got a gf

she broke my heart

never again

Ey, why not
>>Location
U.S.A
>>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>>Virgin?
Yes
>>Age
19
>>Weight
180
>>Height
6'1
>>Race
Caucasian
>>Kinks
Too many to count and yet I have a low libido
>>Occupation
Currently in school
>>Interests
Vidya, Programming, Watching tv shows/movies, Reading, Listening to music, philosophy, and nature.
>>Contact info
Not posting till I know a few things about you.

>>25408916
every woman in the world in a nutshell

>Location
USA
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
Yep.
>Age
19
>Weight
115 lb
>Height
5'7 (manlet)
>Race
Caucasian
>Kinks
Not really any. Don't like degen stuff.
>Occupation
Student
>Interests
Reading and politics.
>Contact info
[email protected]

>Location
Australia
>Gender (must state if trap)
M
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
No
>Age
22
>Weight
90kg
>Height
6'3
>Race
White Australian
>Kinks
I like sorta domme girls
>Occupation
Web Developer
>Interests
music, sports, drinking with friends, light reading, binge watching netflix, going to cool events, normie stuff
>Contact info
kik: aussie_pete95 (or ask for email)

pls someone reply im sick of doing these and then thread dies

>>25408915
Nah man that's the ratio

>>25408920
Here's your (You)

Btw, theres like 3 girls in Aus in the Zeemaps thread and I met 2 girls from Aus on discord and ones a cutie so don't give up anon.

hang on let me try

location
>USA, britain, australia, or germany
gender
>male
sexual orientation
>straight but unsure of myself
virgin?
>being a virgin is one of my defining traits
age
>18-25
weight
>normal weight for my height but my unhealthy sedentary life has caused me to have disgusting proportions and low muscle
height
>normal height but insecure because I fell for internet memes
race
>milk white
kinks
>handholding, hugs, genuine smiles, and violent rape
occupation
>student or low income wagecuck
interests
>video games, anime, programming, self-deprecation
contact info
>kik: generic_beta_bitch_69

here I just saved you guys 200+ posts

>>25408918
i was so willing to do anything it took to make her happy too...

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>Location
Midwest USA
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
No
>Age
22
>Weight
250 lbs
>Height
6'0"
>Race
White
>Kinks
stockings, girls who take the lead, love
>Occupation
bioengineer
>Interests
SSBM, 70s-80s horror, playing piano I can link anyone interested some audio recordings of me playing, daytrading crypto
>Contact info
skype: [email protected]

>>25408920
Are you the guy I was talking to two nights ago through email? I made a new email account just to message you and I went to open my account today and it was closed for spamming other accounts. You are the only person I gave the email to. Why, dude, just why?

>>25408925
yeah that was me, i dunno why that happened. i thought it was weird you didnt reply haha

>Location
Melbourne
>Gender
Female
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
Nope
>Age
25
>Weight
55kg
>Height
164cm
>Race
Caucasian/White
>Kinks
Idk what to say
>Occupation
Architect/Designer
>Interests
Netflix, smoking, drinking, browsing /pol/, playing vidya when I have spare time
>Contact info
After the last time I met up with a guy off here, no thanks

>Location
Texas
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male (Male)
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
Yes, I didn't plan on dating till after I was done with Uni, but I took longer to finish than I planned cause I had to work to live
>Age
25
>Weight
230, was 280 earlier this year, I'm working out
>Height
5'10"
>Race
Hispanic
>Kinks
I don't really know. I guess dd/lg a little
>Occupation
Tech at a Company
>Interests
Reading esp Cosmic Horror, Tech Hobbyist stuff like Linux, anime, vidya although I haven't done much of the latter two the last few years.
>Contact info
If I get a reply I'll post it.

>>25408925
If it got closed for spam, that means you were spamming. You probably have malware on your computer

>>25408927
>After the last time I met up with a guy off here, no thanks

What happened? Greentext, please.

>>25408927
Why post if you aren't looking anon

>>25408929
Fuck how do I check for that? None of my other emails were affected. I can feel the panic rising. What do I do?!

>>25408929
yeah could be that, i replied twice so maybe that too
would you still like to chat?

>>25408932
Try to relax. Get MSE and doing a scan

>Location
Skyrim, USA
>Gender (must state if trap)
M
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
No
>Age
34
>Weight
170
>Height
5'5"
>Race
Not Black
>Kinks
Anything goes except cuckoldry and similar dominate fem bullshit.
>Occupation
None of 9rk's business
>Interests
hunting, fishing, fixing shit, far right conspiracy theories
>Contact info
Nah.

>>25408935
>5'5
You sure you're straight?

>>25408931
Bored as fuck

>>25408930
Not the best at greentext but I'll try
Also not a very interesting story but w/e
>be me
>decide to meet up with robot
>tell him to meet me at very specific location and sit on a seat in said location
>wait across the road and see him go and sit at said seat
>looks nothing like what he said
>has tried to dress up but just has an old button up shirt with stains and wearing shorts
>can almost smell him from across the road
>he sits there twitching and sweating looking nervous
>walk back home and never talk to him again

Sorry but personality can be a great thing, but looks are a kind of necessity

>inb4 roastie/thot

Sorry for the low quality greentext

>>25408937
sorry forgot to also say that he was wearing a FUCKING bowtie
Sorry anon if you read this

>>25408937
Eh, next time ask them to send a picture? That's not that bad honestly, I was expecting worse.

>>25408936
Did my defiance of dominate females upset you kiddo

>>25408937
>looks are a kind of necessity
shallow roastie cuntlord

>>25408937
Not the anon who asked
That's why you never meet up with a robot.
Its as simple as that and you should've asked for pics, not a description.
You can't be trusting on this site

>>25408899
>>Location
tejas
>>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>>Sexual Orientation
Bi but only like guys feminine
>>Virgin?
ofc
>>Age
22
>>Weight
190ish but working on cutting alcohol and loosing it again
>>Height
5'10"ish
>>Race
White
>>Kinks
Traps, gentle femdom, cuddling
>>Occupation
Work at a restaurant
>>Interests
anime and vidya, cooking
>>Contact info
might post if anyone responds

>>25408937
Wow, women are fucking horrible.

>>25408939
Also I'm not the person who asked BTW

>>25408942
Jeez scare mongering is real

>>25408945
Have you seen what we post on here?

>>25408937
why wouldn't you just ask for a picture?

>>25408942
>>25408947
Why would she ask for a picture? That would deprive her of the sweet sweet public humiliation of a beta that fembots feed on to maintain eternal life.

>>25408938
I was going to say you were too hard on the guy until I read this. Bowtie, KEK.

>>25408937
Holy shit, femanon.
Just leave.

>>25408946
Yeah and some of the people posting are women and the worst of the misogynists probably wouldn't come into this thread. Just ask for pic, maybe webcam them first before meeting up
>>25408948
Shut up retard

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>Location
Vancouver BC
>Gender (must state if trap)
Female ( female )
>Sexual Orientation
Mostly straight
>Virgin?
Yes
>Age
19
>Weight
125lb
>Height
5'4''
>Race
White with a little bit of Japanese thrown in
>Kinks
Submissive stuff
>Occupation
First year of college for compsci
>Interests
Videogames, music, drawing
>Contact info
You can post yours if you want to talk to me I guess

>>25408942
We did skype a few times but neither of us wanted to use video chat
Honestly seemed like a great guy and thats why I didn't want to video chat
I didnt want to ruin the illusion
Honestly wish I did cross the street and go on a date because then maybe it would have worked out
Fucking regrets

>>25408944
Fuck off m8
I feel shitty for doing it and I dont want to be shallow
But hay fuck me for being a product of society right

>>25408951
You shut up you dumb bitch. Crawl back into your coffin.

>>25408938

what is wrong with a bowtie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5PTLV-L_sk

>>25408954
I'm a dude br0

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>>25408953
>I feel shitty for doing it
I really, really doubt that you do.

>>25408953
If you liked this personality then you definitely should've met up with him.

>>25408953
Aww anon maybe you could a helped him clean up a little. Next time be more forgiving I guess....dunno

>>25408953
>fuck me for being a product of society right
Sorry, my bad. I forgot women aren't capable of individual thought.

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>>25408937
>tfw it's possible this was you
Fuck.

>>25408952
This obviously is bait, way too perfect.

>>25408899
These threads are dumb, women don't want NEET losers even if they themselves are NEET losers

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>>25408962
If you think she's perfect, why not just nicely ask for her contact lad. I swear some of you guys are so fucking afraid to talk to girls even via IM.

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>>25408961
I'd hold you while you cry anon
no homo

Fuck it, I'll add myself to the sausage fest.
Read further only if you're after a big fat hairy bear to make you his bitch.

>Location
Australia, country NSW
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Straight, exceptions made for decent traps
>Virgin?
no (nothing to brag about. I can count the sexual partners I've had with one finger)
>Age
28
>Weight
114kg and hairy
>Height
183cm
>Race
White
>Kinks
Daddy/Little girl
Master/slave (Male dom)
Being a bully
Domination before sex, gentle cuddles and reassurance afterward
Sleepy morning sex
Cumming inside her tummy
>Occupation
NEET at the moment. Very likely going to become a bartender soon.
>Interests
Art, anime, table-top RPGs, walking out in the countryside, drinking my troubles away
>Contact info
[email protected]
yes, really. I don't do discord or kik or any of that fancy rubbish. Have a good ol' fashioned throwaway email
>Additional info
Self-reliant and capable adult. I'm just an antisocial loser.

Reply if you're a needy autistic wreck who wants a dominant yet anti-social bf to take care of you.

Now to sit back and wait for the (you)s to completely pass me by unnoticed

>>25408963
I want one, but logistically it would be a nightmare if we ever want to be together in person. Really a NEET has to be with someone who drives and has their own place or nothing will happen.

>>25408966
I'm a straight dude, but I'm impressed with this, good job, I kinda wish I could edit my now

>>25408899
What the hell
>Location
Detroit suburbs
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
No
>Age
33
>Weight
165
>Height
5'9"
>Race
White
>Kinks
BDSM (female sub), stockings and garters, risky sex (public, getting caught, etc.)
>Occupation
Engineering project manager
>Interests
Pen and paper roleplaying games, video games, biking, high powered rocketry
>Contact info
I'll share if anyone's interested

>>25408925
>>25408929
femanon are you still here?
its me, the aussie dude who emailed the other day

>>25408952
kik?
orgenaooo

>>25408932
lmao women are such bloody brainlets

>>25408969
Not a femanon, but I'm from SE Michigan and I've been interested in getting into rocketry of sorts.

Any tips? Things I should read?
Feel free to drop contact.

>>25408968
thanks m8
Keep in mind you can delete, rewrite, and repost

you really don't want to meet a woman that browses /r9k/

you think you do, but you don't. unless you like being an adult babysitter and a target for abuse.

>I do like those things!
you don't

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>>25408899
>Location
Orlando FL
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male (Male)
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
Yeah
>Age
19
>Weight
220lb last I checked
>Height
6'1
>Race
Half Black Half white, curly hair.
>Kinks
Feet, rr, femdom
>Occupation
College Student, job at FUCKING GAEMSTOP soon most likely
>Interests
Vidya, sometimes Anime, Getting Tea, cuddling
>Contact info
Snapchat: Azul_Joseph
Kik: SenorAzul_
System thinks my post is spam

>>25408973
Are you completely new to the hobby? If so start with a couple Estes kits. They're a cheap easy way to get into it and see if you like it.

If you're already into that and want to go bigger, look for a Tripoli Rocketry Association or National Association of Rocketry club nearby.

There are four that I'm aware of in MIchigan.

Michigan Team-1 and Jackson Michigan Rocketry Club have launch fields closer to metro detroit, but they have low flight ceilings. JMRC is 3000 feet, Team 1 is 5000 feet.

Michiana Rocketry and Muskegon Michigan Rocketry Club are both out on the west side of the state (Three Oaks and Muskegon respectively) but have much higher flight ceilings. 15,000 feet each if I remember right.

>>25408977
Thank you, anon!
Screenshotted for future reference.

>>25408972
Thanks man, that makes me feel great. Like I don't know that I suck at life already.

>>25408934
Okay, will do. Thank you for not calling me a brainlet.

>>25408970
I do still want to talk, let me set up a new dumper email really quick.

We need more girls to post. Stop lurking anonnettes

>>25408979
Don't let the anon make you feel bad for not knowing how 2 computer. Most don't

>>25408899

haha so much robots really getting hope now this will work smashing their keyboards. how pathethic.... :,)

>>25408980
why? do you think you can really compete with the other hundred dudes for the chance for one picky roastie to cough at you?

>>25408979
pfft it might not even be a virus, could just be that you had a weak password and common enough email handle
just run malwarbytes or something its not that hard
and use a damn adblocker, avoiding viruses is the easiest thing in the world

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>>25408983
Yep. Stay salty while I find a qt gf

>>25408927
G'day, had me at "browses /pol/"
Hows the weather down in cuckbourne?

>>25408985
good luck and I say that sincerely

cuz there aren't any girls in here right now LOL

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>Location
Japan rn but I'm from the USA

>Gender (must state if trap)
Female

>Sexual Orientation
Het

>Virgin?
Yes

>Age
19

>Weight
102lbs

>Height
5'2

>Race
Asian

>Kinks
I don't think I have any, also my libido is very very low and I find sex an embarassing topic to talk about (sorry no erp)

>Occupation
Anime student at a vocation school in nippon (Nihon Kogakuin)

>Interests
Drawing, anime/manga (otaku culture in general), videogames

>Contact info
I'll post if anyone asks

>america
>MALE
>STRAIGHT
>fuck yeah I'm a virgin
>18
>160
>manlet
>white
>I'm into anything
>ice cream man
>I like star wars

hit me up wymn
discord- Liquid#1812

>>25408988
>Asian
Shame. You could be my moral gf if you were white.

>>25408979
sweet, email me at [email protected]

just open with your name as proof

>>25408988
What state in the US? Is there any Male post so far that interests you?

>>25408990
>being a /pol/ tard

>>25408988
>Libido is very low
Hell yeah, I'm >>25408917
Any interest or nah?

>Location
Southern California
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
No
>Age
26
>Weight
260
>Height
5'9
>Race
Latino
>Kinks
Love eating pussy
>Occupation
Sales/Marketing
>Interests
Video games, sci-fi/fantasy, paranormal, conspiracy theories
>Contact info
discord: melkor_morgoth#9960

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>>25408992
Yes, I am a /pol/tard, but it's more than that.

I tried dating some mulatta girl from here.
It didn't work out... I don't think having varying racial backgrounds helps.

I still miss her though, anon.

>>25408989
Moist as FUCK right now

Hitting you up RIGHT NOW MY NIGGA

>>25408899
>Location
Oregon
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
No
>Age
18
>Weight
155 pounds
>Height
5'9"
>Race
White
>Kinks
Slapping, choking, being dominant
>Occupation
Waiter
>Interests
Music, politics, philosophy, reading
>Contact info
Kik: someoddfish

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>Location
Ireland
>Gender (must state if trap)
Female
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
Yes
>Age
18
>Weight
48kg
>Height
5'3
>Race
White
>Kinks
Being a mommy gf (although I'm pretty small)
>Occupation
College student
>Interests
Vidya,animu,books,knitting
>Contact info
If I meet someone.

>>25408998
Books and knitting. Neat.

Interested? I'm >>25408919

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>no female americlaps

>>25409000
it's 2:30-5:30am

>>25408998
Im >>25408994
Interested maybe?

>>25409001
good point, fucking NEET sleeping schedule

these threads are so pathetic

where is your guys dignity

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>>25409002
>latino

Fuck off you race mixer.

>>25409004
>where is your guys dignity
Hi there buddy, welcome to your first day on /r9k/

Hey all you girls younger than 20, what's the oldest age you'd date

>>25409006
I'm a 22 year old KHHV and I don't beg for women that probably aren't even women to talk to me

>>25409004
>dignity
what board do you think you're on newnigger

>>25409007
Since someone else threw this out here.. All robots, what is the oldest age for a woman that you would date?

>>25409009
see
>>25409008

online anonymously is the only place where dignity is free. and people willingly ruin that for themselves.

>>25409007
This is a very important question
blease respond

>>25409007
21 cause I'm not a degenerate

>>25409010
+2 my age, I'm 25 and I posted itt

>>25409011
yes and you are clearly not familiar with /r9k/ you fucking new idiot just kill yourself

>>25409007

23.
origanono

>>25409013
How's it degenerate to date an older guy

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>>25409015
I've most likely been here longer than you have and I can't see how people can willingly embarrass themselves like this on 4chan

/r9k/ is the one place where you can be your own man and people still fucking get on their knees and prostrate to random women. stand up for yourself here if nowhere else. you don't need to beg. they aren't good enough for you to be begging like this.

>>25408899

>Location
poland
>Gender (must state if trap)
male
>Sexual Orientation
straight
>Virgin?
no
>Age
23
>Weight
88kg
>Height
185cm
>Race
white
>Kinks
nothing special
>Occupation
studying
>Interests
the usual
>Contact info
disc turczyn
#8485

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>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
Yes
>Age
22
>Weight
Hamplanet, look like a ball of wax that was left in the sun
>Height
5'8"
>Race
Whitey
>Kinks
Refined degeneracy
>Occupation
NEET
>Interests
Drawing, anime, anime girls, games
>Contact info
[email protected]

Berate and harass me for being a gluttonous pile of trash and tell me to kill myself, I'll be inebriated later so tell me to do things and I'll hurt myself or something.

>>25409017
Date your own age gap, not someone way younger or older

Thanks for taking my post into consideration

>>25408990
eh...
>>25408992
I'm from Michigan
Yes, there are some posts that interest me but I'm hesitant on contacting them since I'm not sure if they are ok with a long-distance relationship since I've been living here for a while and I plan staying for another couple of years before deciding where to settle. I do come back to the USA during holidays but it's for very briefly.
>>25408993
You seem like a nice guy. Contact?

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Eh whatever.
>Location
USA
>Gender (must state if trap)
Fem
>Sexual Orientation
Mostly straight
>Virgin?
Yep
>Age
19
>Weight
55kg
>Height
5'5
>Race
White
>Kinks
Sub
Ddlg
Pet
>Occupation
Waitress
>Interests
Politics,comics,violin
>Contact info
I'd rather be the one to contact if im interested

>>25409021
fuck that. I like my bitches young

>Location
nope

>Gender (must state if trap)
Male

>Sexual Orientation
Straight, will top a trap

>Virgin?
Yes

>Age
19

>Weight
240

>Height
7'5"

>Race
White

>Kinks
The fuck?

>Occupation
NEET

>Interests
Literally nothing but 4chan

>Contact info
Only if you reply.
No-one will reply to this though.

>>25409022
Everyone keeps calling me that lmao
Discord is Clyde#3496

>>25409020
I understand if you're too uncomfortable to post it, but where are you from?

>>25409022
Don't be hesitant to reply to their posts even if you don't know of they're okay with LDRs. Just be upfront.. Its y'all girls who have the ball in your court so yeah just remember that.

Seattle
Male
Straight
Virgin
20
145
5'11 manlet
White/jew
Handholding
International Shipping
Vidya, anime, japanese cars
Reply for contact

>>25408899
>Romania
>male
>heterosexual
>kissless hugless handholdless
>18
>70 kg (150 lbs I guess)
>180 cm (5'11")
>Romanian (dunno if white)
>I am a pure traditional man, I am not vulgar. I prefer my girlfriend not to have kinks either, because if she does she has a high chance of being a promiscuous slut
>student, last year of high school
>internet, forums, grand strategy, animu, post-industrial music, politics, philosophy
>should someone be interested, I'll state it

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>>25409030
This is a troll post right anon

>>25409027
Aus
If you think you know who I am, you're probably right.

>>25409031
No, why would it be?

origami

>>25409030
>I am not vulgar
*tips

>>25409034
Talking about sex when meeting a woman is extremely vulgar, you know that when a woman does that from the first chat she is a slut who can't even hide her drive of being pinned to the bed and rammed.

>>25409035
>>17

Delete this before it's too late. I'm the 18 years old Romanian, I'm male, we can be friends if you want.

>Location
usa
>Gender (must state if trap)
m (m)
>Sexual Orientation
straight
>Virgin?
no
>Age
24
>Weight
175lbs
>Height
6'1
>Race
white
>Kinks
armpits
>Occupation
above min wageslave
>Interests
programming, clay modeling, gunpla, reading, history
>Contact info
reply if you want it

>Location
USA
>Gender (must state if trap)
male
>Sexual Orientation
straight
>Virgin?
no
>Age
20
>Weight
160 lbs
>Height
5'8
>Race
Hispanic
>Kinks
vidya
>Occupation
Full time student in college
>Interests
vidya, some anime, the tea with the balls, talking to strangers on anonymous internet boards
>Contact info
discord: Erectin#8150

https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=2560398

pin youreselves here, on the meetup map

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>Location
Sweden!
>Gender (must state if trap)
Female (female)
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
Yea
>Age
Turned 18 a week ago
>Weight
50kg
>Height
5'4
>Race
White
>Kinks
Being sub
I can't think of anything else I'm very gentle and I prefer cuddles and love
I'm also overprotective and clingy
>Occupation
Art student
>Interests
Painting,video games,manga and playing the drums sometimes
>Contact info
If interested reply to me !

>>25409041
H-Hello, can I be your gypsy friend? >>25409030

>>25409042
No you seem extremely shallow and I'm into gentle people!

>>25409043
>shallow

How so?

>>25409044
The kink shit man, not her

>Location
England, UK
>Gender (must state if trap)
MtF / Transwoman, 8 months HRT
>Sexual Orientation
Bi but generally a preference for guys
>Virgin?
Yeah
>Age
20
>Weight
65kg
>Height
180cm
>Race
White / Caucasian
>Kinks
The thought of being dominated, pinned down, spanked, slapped, choked, getting fucked roughly turns me on.
>Occupation
Neet
>Interests
Anime, vidya, music, languages, politics, boys, my doggos
>Contact info
If anyone is actually interested I might post later if I get a reply and don't feel to nervous

>>25409041
Would you LDR an American?

>>25409045
>The kink shit man, not her

What did he mean by this?

>>25409044
You would go as far as to judge a girl by her kinks alone,I want to be surrounded by intelligent people,Romanian boy!

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>Location
Los Angeles
>Gender
Female
>Sexual Orientation
Heterosexual
>Virgin?
Nope.
>Age
22
>Weight
140
>Height
5"2
>Race
Hispanic/Middle eastern
>Kinks
Mom-dom, bondage, vanilla, stockings, femdom, wax candle play, mutilation, NTR, shibari, glasses, too many to list really I have a list of favorites
>Occupation
Pharmacy student
>Interests
Vidya, gunpla, drawing, League, watching animu and reading mango, cosplay but only for future husbandou, researching on drugs and articles in general, being an artfag, listening to vaporwave/synthwave/noise/darkwave shit and going to local gigs and like going to scenic places
>Contact info
Discord: Galactic Marionette#6527

where is your /soc/?
doh
>Poland
>Male
>Straight
>Still virgin
>22
>190-200 ib (86-90 kg)
>5'9'' (175 cm)
>White
>xD, maybe cuddling, sth sensuality, beautiful agony, alternative
>student/intern
>history, spergy stuff (nostalgia, 90s, old kitchy music, tv programming, trains), urbanity
>[email protected]

>>25409048
What you said about kinks is retarded

any traps in usa?

>>25409047
Yea im open about ldrs!Fill out a form though please

>>25409049
>traditional folks cannot be intelligent

I guess you are the shallow one here. /r/atheism is not here.

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give me a boyfriend niggers
Piety#0537

>>25409054
I did but I don't want to out myself yet. What's your Max age

>LA, Cali
>Male
>Straight
>Yeah
>19
>160
>5'8
(not fat, more athletic build, but I am a manlet)
>Cracker
>no real fetishes, but I like pyjamas more than lingerie because I like the thought of the girl being comfortable
>Wildlife Photographer (about 60k/year)
>Games, Outdoors, Photography, Working out, Drawing
>Discord: obyagrm #3386

>>25409046
Let's be neet friends and play vidya together anon

>>25409055
It's why I'm not interested in traditional folks dummy!

>>25409057
Hmmm,I don't have one I think,
maybe I do? I guess anything above 28 is a no no!

>>25409060
I guess you are fine with your country being overrun by the non-traditional bane. Hail Sverigedemokraterna!

>>25409061
Okay. I'm
>>25408928

I understand if I'm too Brown or too fat though (I'm working on the second one)

>>25409023
im>>25408994
You possibly interested?

>>25409063
Hm!
Can I contact you somewhere?

>>25409041
Dfn ingen svensk jv

>>25409041
I'm >>25408994
You do ldr?

>>Location
USA
>>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>>Sexual Orientation
Bi-curious
>>Virgin?
Yes
>>Age
21
>>Weight
216 Ibs
>>Height
6'2
>>Race
Black
>>Kinks
Pretty much okay with anything that's not extremely taboo.
>>Occupation
College student
>>Interests
Art, video games, computer hardware, music and a superficial interest in poetry.
>>Contact info
(You)

>>25409065

This is my email

[email protected]

>>25409067
Yeah I do!
You reply to every girl though no matter what she writes.At least be less obvious,robot kunnn
Desperate!

>>25409070
Is your writing style inspired by Trump's twitter?

>>25409071


sad!
Originally kek

>>25409071
She's foreign anon, be gentle.

>>25409071
No I just like using exclamation marks because it's also in my speaking tone
S-sorry

South Europe where no fembots exist.

Now i just have find a desperate woman.

>>25409026
I've added you (* ^ v ^) I'm Hanako!
>>25409028
Thank you, will follow your advice!

>>25409074
Don't be sorry. Trump-posting is a superior way of life.

>>25409074
>>25409073
No, I don't mind, I just found the resemblance entertaining.

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>>25409050
>mutilation, NTR

>>25409076
I didn't get your request, you sure you sent it?

>>25409078
Oh okay good,I was worried!
I'd hope to make some friends who are into politics more than me to teach me some things hehe..

>>25409074
It was cute. dw

>>25408961
well you need to have a shower more often

>>25409075
where exactly?

extremely original

>>25408922
This mostly, but according to /r9k/ I'm pretty hot.
>>25408899
>Location
US
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
Yes
>Age
20
>Weight
155lbs (70kg)
>Height
6'2" (188cm)
>Race
Caucasian
>Kinks
honestly too many to count, but no femdom or cuck shit
>Occupation
2nd year Student (Architectural Degree) / Art Room Assistant at a commercial sign place
>Interests
making money, politics, collecting music albums, listening to music, vidya, cars, philosophy (it's interesting but usually cancerous), photography (gay), fixing stuff, drawing (I'm shit and it's gay), and other shit I dunno
>Contact info
[email protected]

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>>25409070
Covfefe
Toffifee
KEK

>>25409086
Sorry ? I don't get it!
origigig

>>25409081

I'm the anon who gave you my email earlier, I know some politics

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>>25409022
>tfw I posted shit about your race but you're from the same state as me

Fucking killing myself.

>>25409041
I thought all Swedes were cute why the fuck are you here?

>>25409088
Oh good ,maybe you'll be able to teach me some basic knowledge things!

>>25409090
Swedes are usually not cute

>>25409084
Slovenija, Melanias place.

>>25409090

I don't go out enough or meet enough people or even want to do any of those things!I don't know if I'm cute ,I think I'm just average at max!

>>25409092
The media is lying to me

>>25409092
Wow rude

>>25409091
Yeah that'd be cool. Where do you currently lean politically now? Just curious, and don't forget to email me anon.

>>25409094
As an American I assume average means homely or obese desu.

>>25409089
>I hate Asian's unless they can be my gf
Good job showing your true colors, anon.

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>Location
Pointless to add since nobody will be interested
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
Yes
>Age
24
>Weight
58kg
>Height
165cm
>Race
white
>Kinks
gentle femdom
>Occupation
NEET
>Interests
Vidya, anime and jogging.

Actual robot coming through.

>>25409056
can you go be a faggot somewhere else

>>25409097

I did put my height and weight ,I'm not obese,I'm just too anxious to meet new people so I don't really have friends so I don't bother at all!

>Location
Boston
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male (am twink debating trying to trap)
>Sexual Orientation
Pretty Gay
>Virgin?
Yes
>Age
18
>Weight
108 ish
>Height
5'9"
>Race
White really pale
>Kinks
Pet play, loving and cuddling
>Occupation
College starts this fall
>Interests
vidya, Listening to music, playing the bass, bad cringy artist
>Contact info
I'm wasting my time

>>25409098
Not what I meant, anonette.
I don't hate asians. Like I told the other anon, I've had bad experiences with non-whitey.

I just don't think a full on LDR with one would be pragmatic. But if you returned for holidays, that's different.

Anyway, I'm just a retarded /pol/ack. Please kill me.

>>25409096

I feel like a knob but honestly I don't..
Like I have a lil bit of knowledge but I haven't decided anything ,I guess I haven't looked into it!

>>25409092
not the "tanned" ones, anyway

>>25409101
I should've noticed that.

>I don't bother at all
That's pretty relatable.

>>25409106

Yeah! Though about homely-if I'm not wrong and it means ugly I don't know I'm just nothing special,I don't fit with the Swede stereotypes though

>Location
Florida
>Gender
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
No
>Age
24
>Weight
240lbs last I checked
>Height
5'5"
>Race
Hispanic
>Kinks
When it comes to real world kinks I'm pretty vanilla but I fap to some pretty depraved stuff
>Occupation
NEET
>Interests
Nothing, I am apathy
>Contact info
kek

would anyone be interested in a LDR with a female like this?
not promiscuous and the faults are loner and vidya addiction
i assume such person is undateable

>>25409104
Ah. Well don't worry I can help then.

Also your ! are cute

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>>25408899
>Location
UK, east midlands
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
yes
>Age
18
>Weight
60kg
>Height
179cm
>Race
White, blond blue eyes etc
>Kinks
Females
>Occupation
Just finished exams so transitioning to a job
>Interests
Blacksmithing, Engineering, Wood sculpting, windsurfing, economics and politics
>Contact info
If reply il post

>>25409109
Pls anon. Most would be fine with that. Go reply to guys you found interesting. The ball is in your court

>>25409109
>would anyone be interested in a LDR with a female
The only answer is yes, not sure why you'd even waste out time with this question, you didn't even link to which post you were talking about.

>Location
US East Coast
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Bi
>Virgin?
Yes
>Age
18
>Weight
140
>Height
5'9
>Race
White
>Kinks
tease
>Occupation
cashier, soon to be in navy
>Interests
Music, vidya (WoW, melee, Pubg, heroes), religon, hanging out with friends
>Contact info
Kik - TheRobotLad
Skype - BlacksmithMace
email - [email protected]

I've been told I'm pretty qt. I've been going to the beach everyday so I'm kinda tan. I like a lot of co op games and have a surplus of cash so I can buy games for myself. I'm pretty lonely but I want to find someone to have a relationship with. it's hard to find meaningful relationships with anyone nowadays. I'm pretty clingy, but if you tell me to chill I will let you have your peace and message you less.

>>25409107
Well, you can email me if you want. You seem decent enough.
>>25409085

>>25409113
so you dont care? it seems to me that you don't care more than that she is a woman

>>25409115

Sure anon! You started out as a dick but you're actually nice!

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>>25408899
>Location
Western Cape, South Africa
>Gender
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Bi
>Virgin
Nope
>Age
18
>Weight?
55kg
>Height
Not sure m8
>Race
White
>Kinks
Femdom
>Occupation
In my last year of high school.
>Interests
Drugs
>Contact info
Get to know me more then I'll consider c;

>>25409117
Femanom here.

He seems vaguely /pol/, I'd be wary

>>25409116
What are you even trying to say?
Help me out here.

>>25409119
there is nothing wrong with being /pol/

>>25409117
I'm genuinely unsure if that is sarcasm

>>25409122
You've already taken the bait, might as well roll with it

>>25409118

Any other interests?
What kind of music do you like?
I'm a femanon btw

>>25408899

>>Location
Europe
>>Gender (must state if trap)
Male(male)
>>Sexual Orientation
Hetero
>>Virgin?
Yes
>>Age
20
>>Weight
60kg
>>Height
180
>>Race
Caucasian
>>Kinks
Vanila
>>Occupation
NEET. Though i'm looking for work this summer
>>Interests
Music, literature, film, nature, history, psycology, politics
>>Contact info
Nobody has ever contacted me in one of these threads so i don't think i'll bother, not trying to be an asshole or anything i just don't have very high expectations.

>>25409121
There's a lot of shit wrong being /pol/

>>25408940
>kiddo
>is 5'5"

>>25409123
Might as well
>>25409119
Is it because I said I'm interested in politics?

>>25409093
pls be my bf. I'm in Croatia though.

we got moved

aaaaand moved to soc
oh well, we got a good run out of it

>>25409128
>>38076565
No its more that /pol/acks are literally NatSoc.

>tfw thought the person that responded to me might have emailed me
>no email

>>38073930
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>>38076560
I have randomly selected all the faggots in this thread (one is a double faggot).


Everyone who has been missed out gets good luck and will find a bf/gf within a month.


Thank me later meatbags

I can understand the anti-selfy policy but at this point /r9k/ is really pissing me off, as if it's people weren't enough.

>>25409136
I don't understand how that relates to me though

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>>38076202
I think I sent a request to another person... I'll try again
>>38076238
It's ok, I have no problem in being friends
My english is getting sloppier and sloppier every year so that would be good practice !

>>25409141
I agree. It's a little too much.

>>25409141
Yeah I dont get why the mods would do this

>>25409143
Its more like....the ideology is dangerous. They think women are secondary and are racist

>>25409124
I do meditation often as well as yoga.
I also travel overseas most of my life

>>25409147
Tell me what your discord is then when I add you delete the post

>>25409125
where in europe and what kind of woman are you looking for?

>>25409147
Oh, I meant to reply to >>25409080 and >>25409103
(Also that anon wasn't me)

Swedish anon, did you send out your email already? Just wondering making sure it didn't get deleted via spam filters

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>>25409139
>Everyone who has been missed out gets good luck and will find a bf/gf within a month.
Thank you.

>>25409139
>carefully select 50 posts to reply to at once
>reply instantly BTFO when the thread is moved and the post numbers change
had a hearty kek

>>25409155
/pol/ is not all natsocs. Many are libertarians, ancaps, and plain old conservatives. As for thinking women are "secondary", you are (were) browsing /r9k/ you do realise

>>25409151
>>25409155
It's almost like they want you to remain miserable forever and become what you despise most!

>>25408899
>Location
US (Cali)
>Gender (must state if trap)
male
>Sexual Orientation
straight
>Virgin?
yes
>Age
25
>Weight
130lb
>Height
5'8"
>Race
Asian
>Kinks
feet (kinda)
>Occupation
student
>Interests
animu, thinking about stuff
>Contact info
[email protected]

>Location - I jump between LA and Portland OR for school
>Gender - Male
>Sexual Orientation - Straight
>Virgin? No
>Age 19
>Weight A bit chubby desu. Im not sure what the number is
>Height 6'1
>Race White
>Kinks - I dont really have any kinks. I like to dom a bit though. A few girls ive been with have had me pull hair/choke them and it was fun
>Occupation - Student ATM but I do some film work as a PA
>Interests - movies, anime, vidya
>Contact info
Kik: snailbackpack
Discord: MemeSlut#0800

>>25409164
It's Hanako #6307

>>25408970
I emailed you earlier. Make sure it didn't get sent to your spam folder, anon. If you ever see this, that is.

>>25409179
That's weird, it won't let me add you.
Do you have Kik or any other form of contact?

>>25409155
[spoiler] But why am I /pol/ exactly? [/spoiler]

>>25409173


Kek i selected them totally at random, but yes, I did get BTFO in a way.

The worse part is now you won't know who is the faggot and who gets the gf

Thanks mods for fucking me halfway through posting :')
>Location
Texas
>Gender
Male
>Sexual orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
Yes
>Age
18
>Weight
250
>Height
6'3
>Race
White
>Kinks
Handholding, having a nice and loving relationship with someone who I love,and domniate woman
>Occupation
Planning on going to college and getting a major in finance or computer science
>Interests
Playing games, cooking, cleaning,caring for people, watching anime, building gunpla, sleeping alot, telling dumb jokes and Hoping people laugh.
>Contact info
Message me at my throwaway email with your contact info and I'll totally message you
[email protected]

>>25409046
Neon katt kill yourself

why doesnt someone start a discord group

>>25409191
And do what exactly? Pair up?

>>25409124
I have a wide range of music tastes but I grew up listening to metal

>>25409046

> VIRGIN
> BI WITH A PREFERENCE


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA, you degenerates get worse by the day


Hope your NEET bucks get stopped immediately and irrevocably

>>25409159
Oh that sounds interesting
Any mental illnesses?
I've been diagnosed with depression btw so it's not like it's a deal breaker if you have any

>>25409193
chat, voice chats are nice too

>>25409179
Oh wait, is that how it's exactly spelt or are there other capital letters?

>>25409169
Are you me?

>>25409196
I was diagnosed with clinical depression and NVLD as a kid, but it's nothing too serious.

>>25409203
I'm the other guy she was gonna email. Looks like the mods fucked us over though, lad.

>>25409200
Uh make it then I guess?

>>25409207
wew I didn't pay attention munch earlier in the thread

>>25409204
Ah I see I see !
Hmm...what's the last time you were in a relationship?Was it in rl or ldr?
Hope that's not too awkward to ask ey

>Location
Romania
>Gender (must state if trap)
Male
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Virgin?
Yes
>Age
19
>Weight
~85 kilograms
>Height
~1.75-1.80m
>Race
White
>Kinks
Just some normal ones (like stockings)
>Occupation
Student
>Interests
Video games, movies, shows
>Contact info
I'll reply if anyone is interested

>>25409214
Nah not at all haha. my last relationship was in 2016.
I've been single for a while now. but i'm definitely interested in finding someone new

>>25409212
At least some anons are still communicating. This thread will be overrun with Normies soon

>>25409223
Sadly it's the end on my conversation with the Jap. I don't believe they know it was moved to /so/

>>25409214
My email is [email protected] if you wanna get to know me better

>>25409226
She's still here, she posted her discord

>>25409227
You're the anon from SA right?

>>25409228
Her discord doesn't work and I asked for a different contact

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>>25409223
>but tfw no Swedish gf

There isn't much communication still going on, but at least it was interesting for a while.

>>25409229
Yup c:

>>25409218
do you LDR and what are you studying and what kind of a woman are you looking for?

>>25409231
Yeah I just tried her discord in case you fucked up but yeah dunno. She tried it add you though when we were still on /r9k/

>>25409234
Seriously fuck the mods. /r9k/ is supposed to be originalish /b/ except for the pictures thread