IDEAL MATE THREAD /imt/ Post about yourself and ideal partner

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ready to press f5 for disappoint

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uuu:

>Looking for /fa/ girl into vidya, cosplay, or art. egls are fine <3
>Race/age/body type doesnt really matter as long as you have similar interests
>Fashion to be a important (always wanted to match outfits)
>Preferably not a NEET or at least has goals/passions to pursue
>smart/intelligent. Cute > Sexy !
>Open-minded (asian culture etc)
>Spontaneous

me:

>19/m/East Coast US
>5'10/178cm
>Korean/asian
>EECS Major attending uni (electrical engineering/computer science)/PT job
>Collect overpriced clothing, cologne, and skincare products
>struggle to really identify with any group, mix of normie, nerdy, weeby, and niche interests
>Pursuing CS due to loving computers and the stability/high paying aspects. Really want to do something fashion industry related as a side hobby.
>More indoorsy, would rather listen to music, play vidya, or watch shows. But I really like hiking/camping

Kik: mmmelancholy
Discord: uuu#3729
SC: kyomi44

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skype
live:thepropanedoctor

kik
pr0pane

I prefer skype but either method of contact is fine

me:
18/Male/Midwest
Networking Engineer
White/Nigger
I build high end computers for fun and then sell them for dirt cheap
ENTP but spend all my time indoors
20BMI

Her:
Female/Midwest
NEET
Race/Body doesn't matter
Knows what she wants
Likes vidya (league, OW, city skylines, and civ5 are my favorites)

I'll give my contact if anybody is interested

>>25401004
Me:
18/Male/Texas
Data Analytics Intern, going back to student this fall (Software Engineering major)
I'm graduating uni with a surplus of money and no debt in any area of my life
I read, watch movies, lift, occasionally mess around with my Arduinos and my chemicals in the garage (I'm piecing together a DIY oscilloscope rn)
INTP, sometimes ISTP
24BMI, ~19%BF (aiming for 15 or 16% within the next 6 months)

Her:
Female (don't care about location), no traps pls
NEET, super successful, in between, pick one, I don't care
White, ranging from average to really really fat as in >30 BMI, I don't really care much about body type (chubby or more preferred, just because I don't care much doesn't mean I don't pay the body any mind at all)
Likes at least a bit of what I like and has her own interests too
Bonus points for natural blonde or light brown hair and pale skin
More bonus points for being a /pol/ frequenter


kik is billybobjoethe13th (that has nothing to do with my real name) if interested, I can give other modes of contact on there if you want

>>25401125
I forgot to add, I also do vidya (Civ V is about it though aside from the rare Minecraft, though I would like to try Doom 2016)

>>25401125
>>25401129
Also I'm white
I probably should add that my short-term memory is not so good, given that I keep forgetting stuff here

Me
>24/F
>Slightly chub/ thick
>Going to grad school for STEM
>Work in research
>Love nature, animals, hiking, old sci-fi/ detective movies, all kinds of music, cooking and baking
>a bit reserved at first but caring, love cuddling
>Usually dominant
>Like going out but can be a homebody as well
>Always busy so not looking for someone who's super clingy
>Like to be playful and tease

Him
>close to my age (not above 25)
>Really only find skinny guys attractive
>Working toward goals and has a passion for something
>Would like if he was in a stem field or at least interested in one
>Likes nature and spending time outside
>Not a party animal or a shut in
>Caring and enjoys cuddling
>Submissive

>>25401157
My god, were just soul mates haha

>>25401157
>>25401087
Age thing isn't "close" but ayy

>>25401354
...I just noticed my tag is literally ayy

>>25401125
the kicker here is you're a literal fucking white supremacist
any ladies into that? no? hmm

Do we have people here who embraced a life in loneliness?

As a 20 years old virgin, chubby and short male (167cm), I simply gave up. I feel that nobody likes me, even qt traps. Fucking fuck.

To make things worst, I'm too awkward. I have a profound hate for most popular things. I don't have Facebook. I'm a stammerer. And oh yeah, my cock is small.

At least in 10 years I'll have magical powers.

>>25401004
ME:
>25 / M / Australia
>6'4 / Skinny
>Work in renewable energy but looking to change that up (kinda got my heart set on flying choppers atm)
>I play games in my spare time mostly but I also love doing outdoorsy stuff too (camping, hiking, urbex, etc)
>Lover of trance music
>Pretty shy but I'm trying to break out of cocoon mode, please assist
>Likes cheesy dumb action movies

HER:
>20+
>Preferably in Aus but being elsewhere isn't a dealbreaker
>Willing to come on outdoors adventures with me
>If your a NEET at least be trying to do something
>idk what else to put here, not super picky I guess

First time trying this, pls no bully

KIK: Dopefreshx
Can use diff form of communication if you prefer, just leave it in a reply

>>25401362
>literal white supremacist
lmao suuure
And you wuz kang an sheit, right?

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>>25401362

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Here goes nothing.

>>25401081
LOL ive lurked for a long time and youre still here

>>25401567
There's really nothing to lose other than a few minutes of time when posting here lol
If you're on /biz/ then it's very different, but not here

>>25401607
i'm curious. you've had no luck then? or are you a player? ;)

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>18, male, US
>cynical, dark sense of humor
>good at making people laugh
>make music, show everyone my soundcloud to the point where it's embarrassing
>into science fiction
>people tell me I'm intelligent and I hate it
>huge fan of SNES games and RPGs
>doodles shitty pokemon-looking monsters that people seem to really like; here's something I did just now

Her:
>around my age or just a little older
>cute fashion sense
>likes to read and write
>slightly cutesy but not to an obnoxious extent
>also a cynic with a dark sense of humor
>affectionate and passionate, not emotionally cold
>glasses are a plus
>also into vidya
>has suffered enough to know what suffering is

Discord is zephyr#0392

>>25401157
This is me very much, especially submissive, stem field, and cuddling. I'm not skinny but not fat. Where are you located?

>>25401374
First and best step to do it educate yourself
Start learning and grooming yourself and find ways to be yourself, IE clothing, hair, etc. Just work on yourself and the rest will fall in over the months/years.

Me
>19/F, 5'1
>A little chubby desu, but working on it.
>Shy, but after awhile I warm up
>Going to school for biology
>Loves horror movies, vidyas and such
>also likes exploring
>concerts are gr8
>really into street fashion


him
>close in age, but pref not younger desu.
>ethnicity religion and such dont really matter, as long as they're not extreme.
>height doesn't honestly matter much either bc I'm cursed with my height.
>can hold a conversation when i can't bc shyness
>can help motivate me/help motivate each other to goals
>likes the same stuff as me, especially going to shows
>also into street fashion
>ideals: i like asians, redheads, medium-long hair

Me:
>5'11 skinny M
>not very attractive
>studying engineering but generally stoopid
>plays guitar and will write songs about our breakup
>either apathetic and sarcastic or overly emotional and sincere
>love all forms of art really into cinema

You:
>no Y chromosomes
>preferably tall but it doesn't matter
>will put up with my clinginess
>will watch weird indie films and listen to cool bands with me
>good sense of humor
>won't judge me for my self destructive habits

>>25401157
That's me!
>working on my PhD in a STEM field
>talkative, but not annoying wannabe alpha
>sexually submissive
>I love cuddling.
However, I'm 26. And you're probably not in Europe. Oh well.

>>25401919
Oh and kik is notveryoriginal123

Me:
>25/f/USA. White. Sort of chubby (wanting to work on it for health reasons). 5'6"
>Goth with cute interests, also JFashion
>Into video games, anime, literature, and art
>Loves to read, write, and draw
>Submissive, shy, but likes to talk about similar interests. Also puns.
>Career in clinical research
>Forever babyface.

Him:
>Taller than me. Around my age
>Into video games, willing to play games with me or let me watch him play games
>Also likes art and literature. At least has similar interests in same series as me.
>Can keep up with my puns or make me laugh.
>Dominant. Also has a career or is working on it. Passionate about things. Maybe into BDSM too?
>Doesn't have to be into alternative fashion but at least dresses nicely sometimes
>Should be open-minded

why not try here

>>25401888
I might be your type

Me
>22/M/Canada
>INTP
>Too weird for normies, too normie for others
>In school for illustration
>Hobbies: vidya, tcg, art, idk interesting shit

Her
>I don't expect an ideal mate from this thread
>If you can teach me how to digitally paint, I would consider that a lot more valuable than trying to find an ideal mate on 4chan

discord: saekki#0198
skype: joshfsho

Me: hates communism and Jews

Is a trap on weekends. Likes traps. Likes ass. Very affectionate and needs someone to dote on.

Looking for: me basically lol

My ideal mate is someone I would be good friends with. He has a great sense of humour - very witty, sarcastic, never really gets offended. He has a curious, insatiable mind - he likes reading, he loves discussing about politics and current events, he is knowledgeable about various topics and doesn't mind teaching me new things.
He has a great love for food. He will cook with me, or at least appreciate the things I make for him. He'll drink a beer with me at night. He's a responsible adult with his shit together.
He can enjoy sitting in front of the tv to watch sports or a movie, but he's also rather outdoorsy. He likes animals a whole lot and would take my dog and me on hikes. He would backpack with me around the world.
He is a kind person. Genuinely kind. He cares about everything and everyone, worries way too much, and just wants to do good and be good. He encourages me to be my best self, and appreciates me when I do the same for him. He's honest, upfront about his feelings.
We connect on a deep level. I can just talk to him about anything and feel understood. He feels the same about me, tells me things he never told anybody and shit.
He's a family guy. And a dog person.
He's a bit of a dork. He's a little clumsy and silly.
He's around my age or a little older. He smiles a lot when he looks at me. And he's kinda cute, in his way.

>>25402056
Well, why not post some contact info here as well?

>>25402064
hm contact?

>>25402085
You sound like a despicable human being.

>>25401888
Would you be interested in talking?
kik: secondnamed

>>25402134
Basically me except I only worry about things worth worrying about and I only really love dogs, cats are pretty shit. Also clumsy and silly while being a responsible adult don't really go together. Maybe just being overly comfortable around you would make more sense, so they can stop acting mature.

>>25402079
21/F/Canada
INTP
Also too wierd for normies, too normie for others
kek

>>25402056

You sound awesome, I fit your criterion, you probably don't live in my state but if you wanna talk my kik is blackpoolgraves.

Me:
24/dood/LA
Balancing between introverted and extroverted
Likes to read childish fantasy books and get lost in the lore of their worlds
Artistic af though I'm not exactly the best
Likes donuts more than I like people
6'0/185lb
Prone to using outdated slang like hella and speaking random German terms
Black dood cant dance
Somewhere between responsible adult and child with disposable income
Likes butts
Dommy and a bit Daddy dommy but that lifestyle left a bad taste in my mouth


You:
Feminine, preferably female but trappy guys and tomboys work too
Must be funny
Shares my appreciation for rumps, behinds and asses in general
Likes sweets
Slightly chubby though I'm not picky outside of the extremes
Any race besides Martian cuz I'm racist
MUST LOVE DOGS
Will marry if you own a Corgi
Corgis are great
Has to put up with my man child moments
Submissive but not the biggest priority

Kik is DDizzy_
Hmu if you want to talk through another medium.

>>25402135
>>25402250
just made a kik: phosphorusrose
I have other contacts, but I'm reserved about handing those out until I get to know someone.

>>25402134
Do you have any means of contact?

Me:

>male, 26, Germany (but I can easily travel)
>blue eyes, brown hair
>6'6, well built (I've been going to the gym since I was 16)
>just finished med school and now I want to take a 1 year break before starting a career as a doctor
>I come from a very rich family so it's very easy for me to travel
>dominant but no anger issues and I know what "no" means
>family oriented
>ENTJ mbti meme
>love pets
>I enjoy hiking, painting, reading, watching movies
>pretty charismatic and have 10+ close friends
>idk what else to say, ask away if you want, I'm an open book


Her:

>height doesn't matter, I prefer taller girls tho but not a big deal
>anywhere from skinny to chubby
>doesn't matter where you live, if we hit it off I'm willing to travel
>can hold a conversation
>don't worry if you're in debt or struggle financially, I will help you out
>likes receiving gifts
>will be loyal to me and I'll be loyal to her
>not overly controlling
>kind, caring
>can hold a normal conversation
>mental illnesses are ok as long as you're at least willing to get treated


I doubt any girl is interested, but if you are, leave contact info

Not expecting a response
Me
>21, male, English
>6ft, very skinny (9 stone roughly)
>pale in the winter, oliveish in the summer
>brown mediumish hair, big brown eyes
>work in construction
>somewhat into Vidya, mainly just the teenage nostalgia titles (mw2 etc)
>into alot of different music, frequent festival goer
>social drug taker, smoke weed daily
>extremely hyper and energetic
>like and (casually) play sports
>cat lover
>a bit obsessive and affectionate, slightly clingy
>loyal
>darkish sarcastic sense of humour
>outgoing, typical live for the weekend lad (I work away from home all week)
>carefree and generally unmotivated

Her
>around my age
>lives in England (Scotland and Wales considered)
>Ideally ginger but not really fussed
>qt
>not taller than me
>around my size
>into the electronic/indie scene
>loyal and affectionate, not overly in public but still somewhat
>not far-left wing
>animal lover
>enjoys being outside just as much as being inside
>can hack the sesh
>studying or working
>outside the box thinker
>v good at expressing themselves and putting emotions into words
>bit of a bitchy side

I doubt this sorta bird would be on /soc/ and even more doubt thay she'd be interested but still

>>25402410
Mal aus reiner Neugier, wie stellst du dir deine Beziehung in 10 Jahren vor, hättest du gerne eine Alte die zuhause bleibt oder Vollzeit arbeitet?

>>25401933
26 isn't that bad and well that depends on where you are in Europe?

>>25401661
Sounds nice, I'm going to be in Europe until December

>>25401352
Haha do you have any form of contact?

>>25401888
Ayo qt, add my Skype, dingodangers.

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me:
>22/f/Europe
>5'2/157cm/47kg
>white
>piercings & tattoos
>bachelor's degree in linguistics
>starting a school for care for the disabled
>own a dog
>dreadhead & stoner
>punk rock and hip hop
>buddhism
>nature
>skateboarding


partner

> 20-30/m/f/ Europe
> race/hight/weight doesn't matter
> tattoos <3
> in love with nature
> outgoing & fun
> always up for a good discussoin
> would watch a monster truck show and a classical concert after :D

Cap from an older thread

>>25402203
add me somewhere :v)
+1 if you can digitally paint

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>>25402794

>>25402410
F,22,east coast USA, Skype is Amy Cook

>>25402410

schau dir mal meinen post an >>25402719

deiner klingt wegen dem finanziellen zwar nach troll aber der rest klingt ganz interessant ;)

>>25402569
>>25402566
Where will you be after December? My Kik is fuzzydog7
ID might have changed but I was the other guy who fit the submissive/cuddling stuff

Me
>21/lad/Burgerstan
>6 foot
>~150lbs
>white
>longish brown hair, blue eyes
>dress fairly punk
>agnostic
>flyboy
>play guitar
>play shit like dota
>punk metal and old rock is the best
>slightly left/centrist/everyone is stupid these days
>fairly introverted but somtimes not
>concerts and traveling are fucking great

her
>be an actual girl born with a vagina
>18-23
>less than 6 foot, shorter=better
>petite, skinnier and smaller boobs=better
>be cute fem girly girl or punk/scene chick
>wants to travel and go to concerts with me
>play or at least like to watch my trash games
>introverted but can open up

Now to let the (you)s roll in

>>25402905
>>25402719

>>25402719
Do you have any contact? I'm not a yurop, but you seem like you'd be fun to talk to, at the very least.

>>25402910
damn that was quick, what form of contact you got?

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i'm a robot in a human suit beep boop

Me:
M/23/East Coast
6'3, chubby but slowly working it off
Enjoy reading, video games, going for long walks.
Work at a dog shelter
I'm generally sarcastic and quiet, I enjoy listening to people vent and trying to offer advice where I can.

Her:
Female, 20 to 30, wherever.
Body type doesn't matter but I do prefer chubby.
Shy but playful, able to joke around and tease.
Sexually open, preferably a switch.
Dog lover, likes going on hikes, can binge watch tv shows or play vidya with me.

Kik: kekrepublic
Discord: pinheadlarry#9068

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Me
>18
>female
>usa
>4'10.5", skinny
>mildly depressed
>lacking hobbies
>netflix + sleep all day
>likes music, podcasts, sports, being cozy
>kinda good at talking about nothing most of the time

Them
>24~+
>tall but not too tall
>male/female
>usa/canada
>not too fat
>caring, wise, empathetic, funny, stays up late
>doing something w/ their life even if it's slowly
>minimal anime plz

thats just basic stuff bc i don't like lists
skype: [email protected]
if you add me please type something about yourself in the contact request
i'm not adding people that ignore ^ or don't match my really minimal ideals

>>25402401
Throwaway email - [email protected]

>>25402189
> I only worry about things worth worrying about
That's one thing I really should learn about.

With responsible adult I mostly mean someone who can look after himself and not get himself in trouble constantly. Then, I find clumsiness pretty cute and it's nice when people get very comfortable around me and act silly or a bit childish, even.
Just, you know - I don't want to be someone's mom.

Me:
>25, Male, Canada
>5'11, Skinny/Medium build
>Beard
>Self Employed
>Hobbies:
>Dota
>Kayaking


Her:
> ?, Female, Canada preferably.
>Shorter than 5'11? but not a big deal.
>Working or in School
>Likes vidya, would at least try
>Likes doing things outside sometimes
>Be a nice person

I don't know what to write, it's more fun to get to know someone anyways :)

Contact: f5#9441 (discord) If you prefer something else ask or post your own (hah who am I kidding)

>>25402942
>>25402953

[email protected]

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Me:

>19/M/UK
>Insecure
>Jaded
>3rd year university student (STEM)

Her:

>At least a little physically attractive
>Be clingy and upbeat

That's really it, I don't like to hold anyone up to a gross standard bc it always leads to dysfunction. I like to judge potential relationships by the character of the other on an individual level.

Don't HMU if you expect me to live up to yours, either. I will not be the type to make compromises for silly vices & virtues.

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Me:
>20 M Netherlands
>INTP
>6'1, 145lbs
>Shutin introvert
>Socially awkward
>Intimacy issues
>In uni last year for STEM
>No drugs or alcohol
>Play vidya
>Dead inside
>Not a normie

Her:
>Europe
>Likes same vidya as me or wants to watch me play
>Talkative
>Clingy / yandere
>Not a normie

>>25402056
>>25402376
I don't have a kik
do you have a discord or a skype?
both allow you to block people, so they are safe.

if you found the right guy online, would you move?
or would he have to come to you?

>>25401157

I may be what you are looking for
Kik : macisbig

>>25402056

I'm close to being a pro in League of Legends if your into that
Kik: macisbig

>>25403457
Contact info? I think I fit your standards

>>25403480
My discord is Azrogg#8692

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Me
>26/M/Midwest US
>5'7 145lbs
>Introverted, hopeless romantic, very monogamous
>Patient, honest
>Independant and self-sufficient
>Atheist, never drink or smoke but not oppressive with my views on others
>Tattoos, had long hair but (stupidly) cut it. In the process of growing
>Work from home so I'm online a lot
>Night owl. Sleep schedule is sporadic at times
>Naturally competitive so I like to bully people in games
>Prefer hanging out with small group of close friends or S/O rather than parties
>Laid back and fairly routine. I know what I like and stick to it for the most part
>Sex positive but fairly basic in terms of kinks
>Listens to a lot of music
>Black Metal, Doom, Stoner, Drone, Shoegaze, Screamo, Classic HipHop, little of everything
>I'm raising two black kitty bros
>Ideal weekend: being comfy with you, eating good food and touching butts

You
>Female
>Have an idea what you want in life
>Emotionally and mentally mature
>Sex positive and enjoys physical intimacy
>Prefers staying in but would enjoy nature trips once in a while
>Financial independance would be a plus
>Shorter than me but not required
>Fairly healthy
>Doesn't want kids any time soon
>Would be cool if we can play a game together

Kik: Flex36nyea
Prefer discord once I know you better

>>25401616
>actually meeting people on 4chan
>luck
lmao the most anyone ever gets from this is an uncalled for dick pic and the occasional sexting partner, then either you or the other person ghosts

>>25401633
do you have skype???

>>25401919
plsss skype!!!!

>>25404516

>>25401633 here, yeah I have skype. Could you post yours instead, though? Your overzealous tone is a bit suspicious.

Me:
>20/M/Edmonton
>5'11 180lbs
>outgoing and friendly
>Studying Business and working part time
>Enjoys being /out/
>Drinks Socially
>Friends say I'm funny

Her
>Kinda near me
>Around my age
>likes to have fun
>Isn't afraid to just goof around

Contact:
Discord: lolinroflcopter#0814
Kik: stone1334

me:

>20/f/east coast
>depressed hikikomori neet
>(very sickly pale) white, brown hair, hazel eyes
>5'9, THICC (chubby)
>too autistic to make eye contact with strangers
>has never been on a date or to first base
>no redeeming qualities whatsoever

IDEAL:

>older than me and male
>light hair light eyes
>traditional values, willing to wait until marriage for sex
>wants to secure the future of our people and the existence of white children
>willing to roleplay in an SS uniform and learn some german to yell at me (an innocent french peasant girl)
>will make me a broodmare for the master race, just literally keep me pregnant all of the time
>willing to move out to a /off the grid/ homestead with me and raise our 20 perfect aryan children in harmony with nature

a girl can dream

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me:
>too tall
>weeb and insecure
>tries to be cute
>identity crises 24/7
>"omg music is my lyfe"
>speaks in aesthetics
>aaa,, uguu uwu !!! omg wowza yikes

ideal:
>female or male or inbetween?
>sarcastic
>can manage me
>mean but like kind hearted ig
>will listen to me talk abt shit
>even if it's 2am

are my standards too high?
discord: midori#3223

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Custom template. Bit out of date, but how much do we change in a year? (Answer: a good bit, but w/e)

>>25403461
I don't think I can handle communicating over several platforms. Also, if you message me on kik and I don't respond, I promise I'm not ghosting (probably sleeping, or working, or playing vidya. I gotta recharge.).

Also to answer your question, it depends on both our financial/educational situations. I do plan on moving out of my state eventually.

>>25404642
Where can I contact you?

>>25404642
Well, I'd definitely talk to you. I'll keep an eye out for a contact, or leave one if you want.

>>25401888
Heyo I don't know how to be suave but if you wanna talk I'm game

>>25404831
Can you post this template m8

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>>25404917

Me:
> 27, Male, White, Texas, USA
> 5'8, Brown Eyes
> ENTP personality type
> Passionate about creativity, music, writing, fashion, food, and martial arts.
> Would like to move to a place where I can go out more and do more social things as well as outdoor things.
> Centrist political views.

You:
> Close to my age.
> Height doesn't matter.
> Weight should be balanced like mine. Not interested in ultra skinny or fat
> INTJ, or INFJ personality type would be best.
> Any N type could work for me though as far as personality is concerned.
> Prefer classy girls with a good fashion sense.
> Not into party girls.
> Somewhere in between is fine.
> Race and religion don't matter too much so long as it isn't outright crazy and you aren't a radical or fanatic.
> Must have a job.
> Must be able to cook. Although I cook all the time so you won't have to every day.
> Must be passionate about something.
> Shared interests are a plus, but not mandatory.

Skype: apeorg
for other contacts just ask

>>25404866
>>25404874

o-oh sorry, didn't think anyone would actually be into that....

[email protected] is my throwaway email, I'm about to fall asleep so I probably won't reply until tomorrow though

>me
>MO
>M/23
>Drunk
>Angry
>Hates everything for many reasons
>Trained as an amazing cook
>Professional driver
>Professional IT
>Professional basically fucking lots of things stop prying

>You
>Probably another dude skipping this
>Probably a chick skipping this
>Probably not interested
>Nowhere near me
>Thinks my drubken anger isnt good enough
>Is just BSing here entirly and not actually looking for anything real


And let the (you)s roll in

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>>25401004
26 Male
5'9 (175 cm)
Medium build, mildly chubby but exercises regularly (Not quite muscle gut)
142 pounds (64 kg)
Brown hair, curly, currently kept long. Eye color is a grayish/greenish.
No Mental Illnesses
Never done drugs or smoked, alcohol less than once a month.
Relatively healthy diet
Income Prospects are looking up but not guaranteed atm
I really like anime art and Japanese music (especially idolmaster) I habitually browse the boorus and follow my favorite artists.
You'll typically find me listening to podcasts.
Ancap/Voluntaryst political leanings
Gardens quite a bit but not enough to constitute a farm
Good with animals and kids
No tattoos or piercings
Virgin
My children will neither be sent to public school nor spanked
Non Religious
Likes Vidya
Would potentially like having a large family
Weird long term goals (Anyone up for aiming to become immortal and explore the stars?)
Aging reversal anyone?
Cooks quite well


Partner
Kind, empathetic, has the ability to think (means you're open to admitting fault or bowing to superior knowledge without being a pushover or meekly accepting whatever is put in front of your face)
Ideally 20-25 years of age
Enjoys talking with me and discussing ideas as well as playing games and watching stuff together occasionally.
Knows how to cook and clean
Is healthy and takes care of self, exercises regularly or is willing to do so
Prefers being treated kindly.
Wants Children (No adoption)
Decent mental health
Will appreciate my hard work and efforts to provide for us
I likely want you to be a stay at home partner who watches my back and helps manage my household/estate but I'm not fully sure of this yet
Shares some of my kinks
Likes Large male sex organs
Is open to or intrigued by my long term goals
Cosplay could be fun.
Can understand my weaknesses and flaws and guard my back around thems.
Finds my virtues respectable as I do theirs.

>>25404938
thanks mate

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Me:
>26, Male, White, San Diego County, US
>5' 4" Brown Hair, Green Eyes
>Nerd
>Some say I look like Mclovin but just with a slightly larger nose
>Average build trying to work out when I get some time
>Personality INTJ
>Currently part time student & worker
>Associate in Culinary Arts
>At community right now going for Science and Math Degree then transfer to Uni for Mechanical Engineering (going to be doing this for a few years)
>I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs "Very Vanilla"
>My Dream/Goal: is to own 40-625 Acres of land in Idaho, Montana, or Wyoming and Homesteading.

Ideal:
>Female
>Asian
>location anywhere I'm alright with LDR but would prefer close to home
>Age preferably close to mine
>Height doesn't matter but being tall would be nice
>Be alright with my hobbies and would like to try/enjoy them
>Financially independent
>Be healthy
>Have a Dream/Goal that is compatible with mine or can work with my Dream/Goal
>In the future wouldn't mind living in those states that I listed

Contact is in pic

>>25401081
thanks for reminding me about this insanely autistic picture.

>>25405202
I'd talk to you since you seem kinda cool, but I wouldn't have a relationship with you (kids? ew hell no).

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>>25405624
It takes a lot of work, but the eventual payoff will return itself several times over in the end.

Besides, if I live to an old age then either I can have children to preserve aspects of both my partner and myself or I'll help bring new life into a world full of wonderful potential.

This thread seems fucked up to me. How can you know exactly what you want? Most of you people posting are in your early 20s or younger. Your life experiences amount to nothing and your brain hasn't even stopped developing.

Is thus some liberal idealist bullshit? Probably. I'm 27, I have a good career, I live alone and I have had to overcome more crap in my life than most and I still couldn't describe my ideal mate in the detail most of you do. It would literally boil down to

>female
>can tolerate each other enough that we both don't wind up killing each other
>takes care of herself because the longer I'm attracted to you the better
>doesn't expect me to pay for everything because if I did I would be your sugar daddy and I haven't crossed that line... Yet. Hopefully fucking never.

Fucking kids these days. I'm reeeeally curious how many of you have had long term (2 year minimum) relationships where you've lived with your partner. That's the real test right there. Basically nothing else matters. If you can't get to this point you should be willing to date your cousin.

Blame Netflix for making me channel my inner Bill Burr.

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You:
>Preferably a friendship that leads to more
>ntelligent, PLEASE USE DECENT GRAMMAR OR I WILL DIE.
>20-27
>Skinny. Skinnier the better, but fit's ok also. (It's just what I really like, sorry)
>White, Middle Eastern, Hispanic
>Nice hair & eyes. (Sucker for blue or green)
>Taller than me (I'm only 5'4" so)
>(my ultimate celeb crush is Freddie Highmore for reference)
>Have some sort of goal in mind
>can visit me semi-often (once a month or evey two months?)
>Good with Communication; don't hold in issues, would rather discuss and move on
>Good sense of humour, cause mine can be strange
>Understanding
>Very open-minded
>Selfless and hardworking
>Doesn't mind my clingyness & how territorial I get
>Mindful of mental illness and caring
>I can come to you & you can come to me with issues, let's be each other's biggest support system
>will watch horror movies with me on skype and protect me from spoopies

Me:
>5'4", smol black gril
>Work at Petco for the summer
>I have a daughter (she's a cheewaaawaaaa)
>Attending uni for biology
>Attending online school for a degree to become a vet assistant
>Weird/strange sense of humour (I also laugh at dumb stuff constantly)
>I love to sing, although usually terribly and loudly
>Suffering from depression & anxiety
>Extremely caring & somewhat patient
>don't drink, smoke, do drugs, etc
>loves anything HORROR
>Halloween is my jam
>pet peeves: people with really strong, negative opinions about things that don't matter, people who sympathize with racist, sexist people, people who are obnoxiously gross, people who expect to find out everything about each other with back & forth questions instead of finding out naturally.

To be clear, I do want something that can turn into something more than a friendship. We don't have to rush it, we can get to know each other, but I'd like a relationship as the outcome.

I want something real and special. Something worth fighting for.

>>25401888
Might work out, let's see.

Discord: AcereolaOrion#8957

>>25405781
>throws out shit about how people are still developing their brains
>gets his opinions from netflix
W E W

>>25405898
wait when did you have a kid

Me:
>20, male
>DC area for at least the next 2 years
>5'7"
>Half Asian
>Stable job for at least next 7 years
>Likes: hiking, going to concerts, trying out new food, sightseeing, anime and vidya, working out, military stuff
>Dislikes: most sports, excessive partying

You:
>Female, around my age
>Reasonably attractive, decent shape
>Doesn't mind not seeing each other much
>Has similar interests
>Looking for serious long term relationship, possibly marriage

I'm pretty open in terms of preference. My email is [email protected]

>>25405706
I wasn't asking for your opinion on kids sweetie, don't be autistic. I was saying my opinion on them. And guess what? not everyone wants kids, and not everyone agrees. Wow, shocker.
I was saying I'd potentially chatted with you if you wanted but we simply have differing opinions on relationships. Plus I find it kinda gross that your reason for kids is "it'll pay off in the end". Wanting to have kids is fine, but do it for the right reasons and that's to give them a good childhood and prepare them for their future, nurturing human life, as well as potentially selfish reasons like the second. Don't make it your main focus.

>>25406045
Wrecked.

>>25405923
She said it's a Chihuahua
>>25405898
Hey, my kik is kekrepublic if you're up to talk.

>>25404459
I met an ex on here and we met irl several times. He even took me to prom. I live in GA & he lives in Ohio. Never say never!

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>>25405923
>>25406058
Thank you. It is indeed a DOG.

For anyone else wondering, MY DAUGHTER IS A CHIHUAHUA. I JUST SPELLED IT FUNNY FOR LAFFS.
Also, I live in Atlanta for anyone wondering.

>>25405898
AND I FORGOT MY INFO
MY KIK IS HATEEVERYONE.JPG
LET'S MAKE YOU THE ONLY PERSON I DON'T HAVE. <3

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>>25406045
Right, and I was explaining my opinion because you opened a conversation towards me. The exchange of perspectives seemed amusing.

If this was not your intention than you've no need to get so upset by what I said as to throw around insults. That's pretty immature.

And part of the payoff is seeing a new, healthy, vibrant life being created. Their happiness is part of the reward, but perhaps you misinterpreted what I was saying.

>>25406105
Yeah, but I didn't ask for your opinion on kids, so maybe it's just me, but I didn't intend for that to be the conversation, I was simply saying that's part of why we wouldn't work in a relationship. The worst "insult" I said was don't be autistic, which a. this is 4chan, everyone says shit like that, taking it personally is really silly and b. I didn't really mean it as an insult, just as a point of reference of "don't be autistic".
The fact that you accuse me of being upset and throwing around insults, then using something that could be considered an insult towards me, "immature", is well.... Yeah. I'm just gonna leave that there.
I don't know why you took it as me insulting you when again, worst I really said was autistic, but hey, more power to you. Wasn't my intention, I'm used to this being 4chan, not tumblr.

>>25406119
>>25406105
Anyways, I was thinking of saying sorry for coming off as rough and potentially abrasive, but you accusing me of insulting you, being upset, and calling me immature definitely makes me question if I really want to.
I'll apologize for being abrasive, but your response definitely wasn't exactly the most polite, so I don't know what you were expecting on that end, and I don't get the accusations when really it looks like they fit you more than me, but hey. Whateevr.

>>25406125
he dodged a bullet not talking to you
jfc

>>25402410
Hmm, I have a feeling there's some sort of caveat here but I'll bite. Kik riotgoinon

>>25406127
I could say the same to you.

>>25405781
How are people supposed to know if you can tolerate them and if they can tolerate you unless you give more detail?

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>>25406119
You did respond to my post which is the initiation of a conversation. So I responded in kind. I don't see why you'd be surprised to a response to your response.

I've talked to plenty of people from 4chan, none of them do the whole "Don't be an autist" type stuff.
But since you say it's not an insult, what did you mean it as then? Is it a show of respect or endearment? I mean, it can't be neutral because then it wouldn't be worth noting in at all.

>Is disrespectful
>gets called out on it
>accuses me of being the bully for pointing it out, effectively crybullying

You're more tumblr than you think.

>>25406157
You talk to them and get to know them. You won't know from some dumb green text post.

Drop a way for me to contact you and we can get on our merry way.

>>25406208
Sigh, since you seem to miss the point of everything, I won't respond to that, but autistic I simply meant "missed a social cue". Because you started a conversation on the topic of kids when I did not express interest in it, I took that as you misinterpreting me, aka that was autistic. I was using autistic as a term of reference, I even said in my post that it was autistic, not you're autistic. I dunno, maybe it's just me but a lot of people use the term autistic on 4chan, no?
Although I should say I even apologized for being disrespectful, I simply pointed out you were disrespectful too. I didn't accuse you of being a bully either, but hey, apparently because I made a mistake and was abrasive, that means you clearly CAN'T do the same, amirite? Of course. Even if I obviously admitted to it by apologizing. I'm just going to end this right here if you can't get that.

Me:
>22/Male/NM
>I'm a pothead
>I love video games (RTS in particular, AoE 2 is my favorite)
>Pretty chill and understanding, I don't judge too much
>Extreme introvert with pretty bad social anxiety
>Pretty depressed
>No friends except for family
>Despite that, I love adventuring and being out in nature. My dream is to travel the US in a van and live happily as such.
>Currently working on an IT degree

Ideal Partner:
>20-25/Female
>Has to live in same state/city. Long distance is a no-go.
>Gotta be a stoner like me (No hard drugs like meth or coke but I'd look past it if I liked the person enough)
>Nerdy NEET or introversion (Though this isn't as important)
>Has to have a lot of patience because I can be slow
>Has to be an indoor or a home body. I don't do the party life.

I really don't ask for much, just for someone to stick by my side and not leave because I'm me.

>>25403008
Don't add this cunt, she will randomly afk for 10 mins then call you annoying for asking questions

>>25406137
See you're making some good points but your entire argument is essentially curtailed by the fact that you basically just responded to his post, without being prompted, to say "oh ye lol you're cool but I'd never go out with u LOL."

This thread is awesome. More drama please

>>25406295
was doing laundry and he drops the line "you must be talking to your orbiters" lol
pass

>>25406297
eh, I guess I can see it being taken that way, but I honestly meant it as "you seem cool, I'd be your friend, but relationship would not work out due to different goals and desires for the future"
I dunno, maybe it's just me, but I think it's fine to say hey our personalities might work but you want kids and I'd rather die so a relationship MIGHT be a bad idea or not work out because of it.

>>25406312
it was a joke

>>25406344
theres always like 5 of you in every thread
add people, be intentionally annoying until they remove you, then spam the thread and call them cunts
go be annoying somewhere else retard

>>25406344
Wasn't meant to be, man. If she gets offended over something like that and just blocks you don't waste your time.

>>25406357
maybe you just find everything annoying
I didn't spam the thread
pro tip: say afk if you're going to afk
another pro tip: try to actually engage in convo

>>25402410
Hey. Ich interessiere mich:3 skype: [email protected]

>>25403008
>>4'10.5", skinny
Jeez you're little. I'm curious enough to ask for pictures but I'm just way too old for you.

>>25406484
maybe you're not, add me?

>>25402410
Anything goes right
My email is: [email protected]

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>>25406225
>>25406316
It's perfectly fine to state that there's a difference in long term goals and that you think someone would make a good friend but not a romantic partner.

But bringing up subject specifically, by name, and then giving an abrasive response when I state why I feel it's an appreciable goal is confusing.


And fair enough, you never called me a bully, but someone being crass in turn to crass treatment is just returning like for like. If I don't initiate rude behavior but receive it, then rude behavior I'll return wherein I find it appropriate.

I'd advise you to consider such things more seriously in the future. I can understand expecting a more casual environment, but insults being received negatively should never come as a surprise.

You seem like a fairly agreeable person overall.

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let's have an e-relationship, get e-married and have e-babies

>>25402410
Gib money pls

>>25404744
mods, this person is underage
they told me they were 15

>>25406564
You post a lot. Just out of curiosity have you had a relationship from these threads?

>>25407563
a few

>>25406125
>>25406045
>>25406119
why are you being a cunt for no reason, it's not cute and ruins the mood. fuck up out of this thread bitch.

>>25407672
Uppity bitch trying to use her vagina as leverage. It's what women with no self-esteem do.

>>25407628
im 19 is that ok

>>25407672
Oh right, because I care about what you find cute right and I'm going to act based around what's "cute", of course.
Like anyone would be that retarded, fuck off. You making a comment isn't exactly helping or improving shit, just continues things.

>>25407804
learn when to shut up you autistic fuck.

>>25407797
what

>>25407804
lmao i was planning on defending u, thinking 4chan bois were being retarded again as they usually are but then i actually read what u posted and ur def in the wrong here

ur coming off as p insufferable ngl

>>25402410
Fake?

>>25407837
No.
>>25407920
Cool.

>>25407920
i still love u big D, why u no post in rate or body threads anymore?

Me: too complex to summed up

Her: too complex to be summed up; she understands that physical descriptions and shared interests aren't how relationships are fostered, and that even if two people enjoy the same things, the reasons behind why they enjoy them are far more important

>>25408687
tired of it
who tf are you lmao

Me:
>24/m
>6'1.5"
>Skinnyfat, trying to /fit/
>Deciding between College or Police Officer
>Currently UBER Driver, former Army
>Like all things vidya, /k/, computers and motorcycles
>Cynical, logical, introverted
>Too beta to actually approach women in public for fear of rejection

Her:
>18-26
>Petite, fit or hourglass
>4'9"-5'7"
>No a fuckin' hopeless NEET
>Willing to do wife things like cook
>Cuddler
>Freckles and short hair

I'm fucking doomed to die alone

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Me:
>girl/18/Germany
>171/57 kg
>russian
>like drawing, reading, watching films, going out
>passive in relationship

Him:
>20-36/Europe (if you have money to come to Europe it doesn't matter where are you from)
>white/175 and higher
>good body (not really fat/thin)
>have same interests, like to go out
>dominant (I hate femenin boys)

Skype: [email protected]

>>25406564
You fit into what I like almost to a T. I'm studying Electrical Engineering and also feel that I fit your description pretty well.
Kik: rick.mcdick

>>25406564
holyshit someone who knows what KOA is

discord is Rheumatic Romance#6125

>>25408765

Another girl with no real hobbies.

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Me
>20/m/east coast
>husky but not obese
>employed as a chef, previous job was a sushi chef for a nice place in town
>am an artist and also a musician and I think I'm pretty good
>I love vidya
>not a metalhead, but I love brutal deathcore/grindcore/prog metal, but I also love rock, rap, jazz, funk and folk
>love dogs to death
>6'0, smart and loyal
>I'm a great cook

Her
>~my age/f/east cost but am open to LDR
>bigger is fine, just not into anyone bigger than me
>goth or otherwise sassy
>alternative style is a plus
>interested in the same type of music as me (metal)
>open to playing vidya
>totally okay to just spend all day laying around not doing anything sometimes
>loves dogs

>>25408824
Forgot contact lol- behead_the_dead is my kik

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Me
>Male 18 California
>Straight, no issues with transgirls.
>5' 10"
>really skinny
>Racially I'm a mutt
>Computer Science student attending a community college
>Into video games, indie rock and anime.
>Enjoy hiking and talking walks as well as some less intensive exercise.
>I love really absurd humor and love to laugh.
>Love to draw.
>Closet Atheist.
>Never been on a date.

Her:
>Into similar interests.
>Enjoys laughing and just having fun in life.
>Open minded and kind towards others.
>Flat chested (because flat is justice)
>I have a huge weakeness for redheads.
>Pale skin is also cute.
>Doesn't really care about sex. Cause it doesn't matter to me.
>Really enjoys watching movies eating and eating junk food for a date.

I suppose if you wanna talk heres my comtact info
Kik:The_Fork_God
Discord:The Fork God#6958

>>25408814
And which "creative" hobbies do you have?:D sure games and gym

>>25408834

>homebrewing
>hiking
>fixing up and driving my classic car
>coding things for my own use
>gardening
>cooking
>metalworking
>stock trading
>buying/selling things for profit
>Games
>Gym

But I'm a guy so I'm expected to have hobbies.
My ideal mate doesn't exist, or if they do, they're a trap.

>>25406564
you've already got a lot of reply's but I'll slide mine in there, 20/M/CA, kik and snap are youbetchet if you wanna talk!

>>25408843
Cooking and driving your own car isnt a real hobby but okaay

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20/M/CA, bout to turn 21 in 2 and a half months, hit me up!

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Me:
pretty laid back
play video games but not as much as I used to
Love to draw and paint
Would like to find someone who I can be happy with
Ive been told im funny, especially when I smoke
Like to hike, explore,and try new things
Very open
Will tell you every aspect of my life, just have to be specific when you ask
Music is cool, v cool. Listen to just about everything except country
Memes r lyf
I do not like romance movies bc gross, Funny pls or horror
I use a lot of old slang ironicly but its kind of turned into me saying it unironicly so Idk what to do
Kinda sarcastic, but that only comes out once I'm comfortable
Not mean, its almost impossible for me to be mean
Kinda an introvert, kinda an extrovert
V hard for me to lie
Oh and I'm curvy/chubby or as a dating website would say "a few extra pounds" but hey I like me and that's what matters
I'm forgetting stuff so I guess if ya think I'm a coolio doodette then you can message me and ask some more

Other person: heyo just like some stuff I like or be interested in it
But theres one condition


You gotta make me laugh or this aint gonna work

Reply if you want contact info:)

>>25408847

Owning and driving a 1980s Porsche is either a hobby or a huge life mistake.

Cooking is a hobby if you do it as a creative thing because you want to, rather than just doing it because you need to eat.

My other hobby is arguing with people on the internet.

>>25408863
You seem pretty legit.
What kind of comedy movies are you into?

>>25408714
One of your stalkers ofcourse baka gaijen.

>>25408873
Porsche is boring dude. Its nothing

>>25408874
I havent had enough money to go to the movie theatres in a good year, but I kinda sorta might watch them in a non legal way... Lmao. Might be shit quality, but hey its free so I cant complain. I watch more shows than movies (Netflix). Futurama is my absolute favorite. The office, Wilfred, parks and rec, broad city, rick and morty, and fucking bobs burgers. I watched bobs burgers all the way through maybe 15 times, same with Futurama.

>>25408878

Nah, I've spend hundreds/thousands of hours working on and driving it, and enjoyed most of them. Your opinion has no value to me as you've not justified it.

So you're boring and you're bad at arguing.

>>25408863
Contact info?

>>25408891
Those are all fucking amazing picks. The only show I havent seen on that list is bobs burgers but now im gonna watch that shit.
Also can't complain about free movies. Netflix is life.
Now that we've gotten the visual aspect of entertainment out of the way lets move on the the audio.
Any bands or songs that you listen to?

>>25408863
Contact on Kik or discord?

>>25408896
Showing off is not the best thing)

>>25409135

You just say that because you have nothing to show off )

>>25409131
I listen to a lot of pandora, so not just like certain people,ya know? And I also went through this stage where I would pirate whole discography if I liked a few of a bands songs just to see if I liked their other stuff or not
I mean it would have been easier to just YouTube it but hey
Why not get all the "free" music you can
Who cares if you dont like it, someone will

>>25409148
I just dont want to) secret lady

>>25409132
>>25408898
My kik is lilwhisk3rz

>>25409150
Aight. I basically pirate all my shit too so I don't really give a flying fuck about that. But hey at least your listening to something that isn't just ASMR videos like half the people on /soc/

>>25409150
So where are ya from anyways pirate lady?

>>25409166
My dude, lets at least be friends bc you seem cool as heck

>>25409170
In Missouri Rn but I just moved to bama a couple months ago

>>25409176
Fuck yeah to that.

>>25409180
Shitttttt das pretty fuckin far. I live in southern California.

>>25409185
Contact info? Ill sc you bc you seem cool, or we can kik. Whatever floats your boat dood

>>25409192
My kik is The_Fork_God
Its gonna be fun chatting wit you.

>>25409190
Wowwie that's like at least 721 hours if I walk

>>25409199
Hey think of it like a really long marathon.
Or one short trip in the bat mobile.

>>25409152

I don't believe you ))

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>>25401004
Hey there, /soc/. Good morning! This is my first time reading this board, usually lurking /pol/ for sweet sweet habbenings. Anyway.

Me: (north Florida)
29, white dude, 5'10 and about a buck eighty five with hella blue eyes and dirty blond hair. Fit, strong, and decent looking.
Freakin brilliant, allegedly, but I maintain it's just good memory and a high clock speed... I'm an engineer and lucky enough to love what I do.
Pretty well adjusted desu, outgoing and cool under pressure. Basically not a sperg or a weird public nuisance, I guess?
I'm a take-charge kind of guy, definitely on the dominant side, low key alpha... Also very affectionate, thoughtful, ridiculously open minded, and I have my submissive side every now and then.

Ideal Her:
Terrifyingly intelligent. Probably a sperg, definitely a weirdo, hides it well. Bold with thoughts and ideas, trustworthy.
Physically, fit or thin, although I have a weakness for proper thiccness... Love girls with glasses and adore gingers.
18-29, ideally.
Mostly a personality thing, physical attributes are secondary... I want to be with my best friend! I like to be in charge, but I also like to know you're not a pushover.
I hope this makes sense, kek.

If you wanna find me, use XMPP... You can reach me at [email protected] .

>>25409202
Dude but like teleportation

>>25406316
>>25408682
I'd like to talk with you. Could you tell me your contact?

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>>25409247
Fuck that's a terrible picture, that's what I get for phone posting

>>25402134
Kek, this sounds exactly like me if you replace "clumsy" with "coordinated."
I love the outdoors, I'm usually out on my canoe getting into situations when I have someone to paddle with... And solving impossible problems is my raison d'etre.
I like the way you described that bond of trust. It's vanishingly rare these days.

>>25409259

Don't blame the picture. You're just uggo.

Me:
>25/m/East cost US
>Submissive good boy
>Into video games, chill tunes, very little anime, and good food
>5'11" 140lbs
>Shit min wage worker
>Anxious and depressed person

Her:
>Somewhere in the US
>around my age, no younger than 21
>Mommy domme
>Hopefully into the same games and music as me
>Skinny-T H I C C
>Caring

What I want:
>A mommy domme to hold me and be my permanent big spoon, someone that'll hold me and tell me they love me and calm me down when my anxiousness gets the best of me, someone who accepts me for me. Someone that makes me happy and who I make happy.

Discord: serenoah#5451
Skype: on request

>>25409345
Hmm, you might be onto something there anon, it would explain why half my pictures are bad.

>>25409366
You've got the well groomed 30s style going on, it suits you pretty well overall.

>>25409403

True he's made the best of a bad situation but ultimately his underlying facial aesthetics are poor.

>>25409257
I'm not sure if i believe you're legitimately interested, so if you are, post your skype and I'll add you.

Me:

>21 F
>White, pale
>Light hair, not quite blonde, not quite brown
>Big blue eyes
>5'4, chubby/overweight
>Working and studying
>Virgin, I joke about sex easily but when it comes to getting anywhere close to moving past kissing I get super shy
>Like video games and drinking
>Hides depression and insecurities behind making jokes and appearing cheerful

Ideal:
>Male
>I don't mind maybe a year younger, up to ~30
>My height or taller
>White
>Body type doesn't really matter, although I like some body hair
>Light eyes, hair colour any
>Willing to be patient with me regarding sex. Take the lead when we get there
>Likes animals, especially cats
>Plays video games
>Doesn't mind being an introvert with me


Don't know if any takers, but why not. I have Kik if you leave your contact.

>>25409455
my kik is snailbackpack feel free to add me. I think I fit your type maybe.

Me:

>22/M/UK
>Pale skin, murky blond hair, a short beard, and blue eyes
>6'2, 150lbs
>like video games, and movies
>massive introvert, and really shy around new people
>dark sense of humour
>quite sarcastic, probably as a way of hiding my true feelings

Ideal:
>Female
>same age range as me give or take a few years
>height doesn't bother me
>prefer girls with paler skin
>plays video games, and enjoys watching movies

Reply with you discord if you match, or if i match your preferences.

>>25409403
I've been accused of many things in my life but being well-groomed isn't one of them, lol.
If I had a time machine, though, I'd go back to the 1920s in a hot second.
>>25409415
Doesn't bother me. It could always be worse, always. I'm just thankful I'm not a manlet, or a schizophrenic, or something really awful like a Canadian.

>>25409424
safewordthrowaway

>>25409455
Mostly fit pretty well, Kik is fuzzydog7

>>25409455
Kekrepublic

>>25401004
Me:
>f, 5'7, 30, white, skinny fat
>work as industrial designer
>like vidya, music and reading smutty fanfiction
>emotionally retarded because no friends and never been in a relationship

Him:
>around my size (no bigger than 5'9-10) and age, white, not fat or muscular
>must tolerate my emotional unavailability
>ideally not much sexual experience
>doesn't want children

>tfw forever alone

>>25409607
i fit all your requirements except age and might be too muscular :( feelsbadman....i think itll be hard to find someone 28+ though that hasnt had much sexual experience

>>25409614
Exactly. I would hate for someone to feel they have an advantage over me or that they get to be the first.

>>25409607
Well, you sound great honestly, I have a little experience but not a ton but I'm only 25, which might be an issue for you?

>>25409607
>tfw 11 years younger and want children
Sorry lady, you seem like you'd be fun.

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>>25409607
>emotional unavailability
Does it come across as a gritty, somewhat stoic misanthropy? I'm drawn to that sort of thing.
>industrial design
Awesome, I'm an EE. Like talking shop?

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me
>gurl
>pale, brown long hair (to the top of my thigh), chubby in my legs, 5'4 120lbs
>vidya and drawing
>19 yo in college
>pretty chill browse 4chan all day (mostly /vp)
>glasses for every occasion

guy
>long hair, doesn't have to be as long as mine but long dark hair is 10/10 (shoulder length is good)
>scruffy, chubby
>is very relaxed, just wants to chill @ home
>likes vidya and artistic things
>as long as he isnt a guy who gets so mad over trivial things he resorts to, say, punching a wall hes 10/10
>i dont care about height, taller is nice but short can be fun

scared posting my discord, if you reply with yours i'll add you ^.^

>>25409651
Not that it's a crazy complicated list but I do actually hit everything you listed. Hairs not as long as yours for sure but past shoulders. I don't like posting discord here either but email me at [email protected] and we can chat if you'd like!

>>25409651
>tfw have short blonde hair
What color are your eyes?

>>25409668
green!
[spoiler] tfw ur into wolfboy looking dudes [/spoiler]

>>25409651
mine is MemeSlut#0800 add me up senpai. Im a 19 yr old in college as well.

>>25409672
well fuck my spoiler

>>25409650
Nah. It's more like I come off as emotionally cold, unattached and unapproachable. Or so I can I've been told.
Regarding the job description, it's pretty likely not what you imagine. I work out technical solutions for die casting tools. We produce gear boxes and control units.

I forgot to mention that I'm not really girly and don't wear make up. (although I do groom myself)
Guess that's another minus.

>>25409651

joshfsho#3828

>>25409675
Yes do please fuck the wolfboys we appreciate it

>>25409678
No makeup/not girl is fine honestly

Me
>Female, 25
>UK
>Pale, brunette, average looking, 5'8 and chubby but losing it
>Interests include; literature, nature, swimming, gardening, art, cooking, philosophy.
>Music taste is a little mucore but I'm not obsessive about music

You
>UK or Europe and willing to travel
>Average looking
>My age give or take a couple of years
>Average to tall
>Can appreciate or shares the interests that I have
>Average weight to chubby
>Kind, loyal, honest, will make me feel safe
>Please don't be clingy and passive, but don't be controlling either
>No mental illnesses
>Stereotypically masculine
>Northern accent or European
>Preferably white but if you're not it isn't a deal breaker

I prefer brunette guys, broad, blue eyes but looks aren't too important.

>>25409672
Wolfboy? Not quite sure what you mean by that. You sound really cute though.
I get scruffy stubble just from being too lazy to shave but I'm blonde so it doesn't look good.

My discord is Comrade Dispenser#9669

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>>25409678
That's really cool, I do industrial controls for manufacturing. I bet you I could keep up.
>detached, cold, analytical also?
This is what I like. No, I don't know why. Why do we do anything, really?
It's also a good feeling to be the more outgoing one and still have lucid, logical conversations.
>less girly shit, less vanity
I see no downside to this whatsoever. Preferable actually.
I don't do Facebook, Twitter, snapchat, Tinder, etc. Where do you stand on that?

>>25409651
What do you like about chub anyways?

>>25409736
huggable! and comfy! also it's cute

>>25409607
>around my size (no bigger than 5'9-10) and age, white, not fat or muscular
28, 5'9, white, skinny
>must tolerate my emotional unavailability
I dunno
>ideally not much sexual experience
Virgin
>doesn't want children
Definitely don't.

Do you have kik or discord?

>>25409455
kik: DobotRicks

>>25409733
I don't even have a facebook, snapchat, would never use tinder. I do have a twitter but that's mainly for following artists that only post their stuff there. Not into social media.

Me:
>Male, 18, Straight, Australia (Queensland)
>Studying criminology and investigation at university
>not fit, but been going to the gym daily
>have long hair, usually in a bun
>plays vidya all day when not studying
>/pol/
>antisocial

Her:
>Funny
>Around same age
>Enjoys getting spooked, can share spook stories
>Enjoys history
>not /pol/

Current kik is 'ThatPyongyangLife'.
I'll dump a Skype or something if requested.

>>25409651
oh also where are you from?

>>25409651
I match everything there and it hurts.

Fug#2363

Me
>22/M/Canada
>INTP
>Too weird for normies, too normie for others
>In school for illustration
>Hobbies: vidya, tcg, art, idk interesting shit

Her
>I don't expect an ideal mate from this thread
>If you can teach me how to digitally paint, I would consider that a lot more valuable than trying to find an ideal mate on 4chan

discord: joshfsho#3828
skype: joshfsho

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>>25409761
I don't see what the problem is, tbqh, you seem pretty damn relatable to me. I like people who develop their own interests instead of getting them from a box, but I'm just weird like that.

I'm this glorious retard from earlier in the thread:
>>25409259
>>25409247
Send me a fax, a carrier pigeon, maybe an email if you're out of fowl - it's [email protected]

>>25409607
Post contact.

>>25409813
I don't have a problem with it either.
>>25409818
Yeah nah. Let's be real here. Sooner or later people wanna see a picture and I don't want my pic floating around on /soc/ or /b/ or god knows where. Especially since I work for a respectable company.

>>25409688
Just fyi, brunette is only females, brunet should be used for men
Like blonde/blond

>>25409651
Pinheadlarry#9068

>>25409607
Welp, I fit all of those except one. Gotta say, you sound pretty cool, though. Big plus for the lack of make-up!

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Her: Miss Frizzles type. Out spoken, nerdy, has a fascination with bugs, animals, science, ect... has some topic she's passionate about. Is brash, values intelligence.

Me: Able to provide my escapism as a source of interest to her. Enjoys my tiny silly hobbies and love of nature and science.

>>25406209
S-so if I posted a greentext saying I am overweight, am a KV saving myself for a KV, am a britnegress, am a STEM postgrad student, like to listen to hipster music on psychs, and am planning to move to a coastal town and buy a boat, that wouldn't give you any idea of how likely you are to get along with me or be attracted to me?

>>25410068
Gives me an idea, at least.

>>25410020
What part of the world are you in? Don't think you said.

>>25410096
Germany

>>25410112
Would you get along with an ISTP? If you want I can leave a throwaway email?

this is probably a wasted effort, but whatever

>>25409651
Hey, you seem super comfy. I'm everything you're looking for, except my hair is a bit shorter.

Discord is Jiggaboots#0652

>>25410156
I'm a ISTP myself though I'd rather not give this meyers-briggs typecasting much credibility. Meaning I couldn't care less what type your supposedly are and how would I know if we get along just based on this anyway? But you're right, it's a wasted effort. My bad.
(changed to PC thus the IP change)

>>25410173
Would a 25 year old be too young for you?

>>25410176
Don't think so.

This is interesting food for thought

Him:
>21-26
>Blue or green eyes
>Slightly pretty boy, slightly masculine
>Skinnyish but toned, not a skeleton
>Nice smile
>Taller than me even just by one inch doesn't matter
>Chill, good sense of humor
>Not a radical right wing
>Shares a good few common interests (will put in my section)
>Good work ethic
>Takes care of himself
>Not afraid to show his emotions, honest, and blunt to an extent
>Sociable to an extent
>Plays an instrument = bonus.

Me:
>20/F
>Small, 5'5" and skinny, some curves
>Brown eyes, long hair
>Mostly chill & will laugh at most shit
>Interests include vidya (PC, Playstation). JRPG's, RTS, roguelike, dungeon crawlers. The rare FPS, like Overwatch.
>Anime. Seinen, shounen, action, scifi, horror. Some occasional shoujo/slice of life.
>Marvel/DC. I haven't read any comics but watched a lot of stuff. Want to read the comics one day.
>Music. Largely prog, symphonic, power metal. Some metalcore, some emo shit and some EDM.

>>25410180
Nice! Any particular chat program you prefer, if you're up for chatting and seeing if we click?

>>25410187
My bf fits most of this criteria but I thought it would be fun to post and see what kind of people are around here. Not planning on any no-nos.

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I'm too lazy to fill one of these things out so i'll just post it here and if you fuckers are too lazy to read it that's not my problem:


>ASL:
26/m/Canada


I like philosophy, psychology, video games, weed, discussing complicated concepts and algorithms, i'm kinda hotheaded and opinionated but i'm willing to always hear the other side. I'm a bit of a weirdo myself and most of the people I hang out with are. I hate /r9k/ and normies but I can co-exist provided they aren't complete douchebags.

I have low tolerance for bullshit so I don't tolerate shitty people or shitty behavior, also if you add me try to be interested in all the things iv'e said, especially having deep conversations about things. If you can't don't like to read and don't have a sense of humor like I do then we probably won't get along. Some of my biggest inspirations are George Carlin, Bill Hicks, ect, I also have two diseases that iv'e dealt with almost since I was a kid and it makes my life hard sometimes but I deal with it(and no they're not spreadable and yes you can ask me about them if you care enough to.)

I also try to be as objectiveness as possible, I like recording rifftracks with my friends and making fun of bad movies/let's plays whatever it may be.

I'm a little shy at first and it can take me awhile to warm up but I can get really close and intense to people I like.

Her:
22-30
body type:
This doesn't matter too much, just try not to be over 300lbs or under 120lbs, for health reasons obviously(and because everyone has limits on appearance including myself so..)

I prefer women who enjoy psychology/philosophy/discussing issues who also happen to have a juvenile sense of humor like I do.(think like southpark or whatever) iv'e always enjoyed smart people who can also be silly.

She also must not want kids. NEET is fine just be able to manage your money properly so we can visit one day.

Here's my OKcupid if you're interested: okcupid.com/profile/Diamond_Dog_Shit

>>25410191
I feel like a total asshole for the reply I just made to myself. You responded quite fast. However it is nice to meet new friends if you're into that kind of thing.

Ah jeez. Feel like I pissed everyone off.

>>25410196
Skype: thealchemicbeing

Also don't be clingy/need a reply 24/7. I also tend to write about whatever is on my mind so again you have to be willing to discuss things sometimes, awkwardness is ok but /r9k/ levels of awkward autism isn't, learn to talk bitch before coming on here.

That's all, thanks lol.

>>25410197
I may be missing something here, but why did you respond with that to me? ^^'
Site note, though, love your music taste.

>>25409651
Ballsmcfrenzy, I cut my hair but I used to have waistelength hair and I'm cute

>>25409688
>No mental illnesses
Everything but. Damn depression and anxiety, oh well.

>>25409688
Yo, I'm pretty much 9-10/12 of what you mentioned, how do I get in touch with you?

>>25410173
Although I agree on that, its an easy way for you to see a common-ground and lay out some framework for possible expectations.
And alright, sorry to waste a 2nd effort then.

>>25410202
Because I feel like I got your hopes up and then immediately responded to myself with "lel I have a bf doe"
If you have discord I'll add ya

>>25410020
Ok you dont know what will happen. Grow up amd post contact. See where life takes you or be afraid. Whatever send me an email [email protected]

>>25410237
Oh haha! Well, I replied to the post above you, actually, didn't even see yours until mine got posted. But bf or not, my Discord is septetsolo#7069 and I'll gladly see you there!

>>25410245
It doesn't seem to be able to find you, even though I copy and pasted.
Celly#4257

>>25410250
If nothing's gone wrong, I've sent you a request now.

Me:
26
Male

Normie-me: my job, Lifting, Plant and animal Biology, economics, engineering, business plans, politics, food, yadda yadda

Outworld-me:
Alternative ways of life, Religion, Philosophy, rap music (i shouldve grown out of it by now) , drugs, guns, fucking, funny shit, depressing shit, shitty shit, did i mention fucking?, i recently found out i like cigars, kinda stopped being a racist yesterday

Her:
Have a beautiful smile, know who you are, dont mind my bullshit, stay up late

>>25410293
Oh yeah i forgot.

Booyaka3000 on kik.
No, im not high at all.

>>25410220
>>25410224
Do you have discord? Daisy#4371

>>25410026
Thanks for pointing that out!

you:
>female
>doesnt drink regularly
>able to hold a conversation and express your own thoughts and feelings
>have a job and independence
>21-25 y/o
>build is fine as long as you're not fat af
>into some nerdy shit so we can do stuff together but also able to go out and do social things
>not an sjw
>green eyes and brown hair earn you plus points

me:
if anyone bothers to reply i'll give more info. im very tall if that matters.

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>>25409651

Faggot#5617

where do you live? southern cali?

Her
>20-27 preferably 24-26
>In North America
>Biologically Female.
I would have to not notice that you had a dick if you weren't.
I don't believe attractive people allow society to define what it means for them to be a woman or a man.
Feel free to try to prove me wrong though.
>We must be complinetary to each other
>Loner
>Yearns for something
>Knows greed
>Fine with being weird
>Skinny to medium. Either not fat or making well on the road to reducing size
>Willing to make adjustments to her life based on her observations
>Switch but more masochist than sadist
>understands conflict but doesn't shy away from it or seek it
>likes the idea of metamodernism
>Has things she likes doing
>Doesn't like kids
>Lusts for profound skill
>willing to climb for her goals
>Intelligent
>Stem litereate
>Not afraid of things she doesn't understand because she doesn't understand them
>Capable of existing on her own.
>Loyal.
>Willing to deal with flaws
>at least 6.5/10.
less intelligent women will need to be more attractive.
>Long hair is ideal #newfetish
>Good partner/teammate
>Tests beliefs


Me
>Male
>22
>6ft
>has job
>programs for a meager living right now
>A bit of a loner
>Introvert
>Clingy
>Willing to accept some flaws as long as it doesn't get too crazy
>Loyal
>Loves Mobas
>Currently has a bad laptop for gaming :(
>Doesn't like kids
>Growth mindset
>Switch. Really kinky
>Willing to learn
>Cynical. Sarcastic
>Loves to cook
>Has a thing for knives.
>willing to answer dumbass questions for a bit
>Test beliefs
>Able to admit it when wrong

Contact:
Skype is smart0mouse
email is [email protected]

>>25410187

i fit everything but im almost a skeleton

Faggot#5617 is my discord

>>25408765
> passive in relationship
> if you have money to come to Europe
so you aren't willing to make any effort towards a relationship ?
so the guy has to drop his life to get to know you
and you don't plan to lift even a finger ?

I have a rule
if a woman doesn't love you more than you love her
she doesn't love you
if the girl isn't willing to make an effort for the guy
she isn't worth dating