How can I get straight men to fuck me ?

don't be a man.

>>25398204
Bwahahaha!!

Become a passable tranny and then you may have some luck. Some straight guys are into that.

>>25398190
>How can I get wood to wet me?

>>25398224
>>25398204

I saw that coming. I used to have real straight friends who began acting weird when drunk and we had some fun together. Not always anal.
I knew them from school. I'm not a student anymore and I'm known to be gay so I'm mostly looking for a way to make new straight friends in the first place.

By the way, a straight friend of mine came talk to me today about politics. He approached me with a "hey cutie". Does it mean anything for you ?

>>25398190
If they'll fuck you they're not really "straight" so I don't understand this thread.

>>25398190
Dress up, you don't even have to be extreme, passable cd's are in, also make sure to be as submissive as possible, a complete cock pleasing, sissy whore. You'll get all the straight dick you can handle. Could also take videos of your encounters, post to a porn site and straight men with cd/sissy fetish will contact you.

>>25398380
Because you can fuck something and not have attraction....

Go to prison

>>25398190
If a guy fucks another guy in the ass then he is not straight

>>25398255
no

I'd fuck you

if you have a feminine body(thin, shapely perky butt) you can get some straight guys, not very many. what will get you almost any straight guy you want, is soft long hair.

>>25398255
Kek yeah he's probably gay

Why are you trying to prey on men? That's so fucking creepy.

>>25398190
Pay them.

If they fuck you willingly, they're not straight. Why the fuck are so many of you people on here so retarded

>>25398190
wax bodyhair, wear makeup and wig. i'll fuck you, or at the least blow a load of cum into your tummy

>>25398255

he knows you're gay and he's making fun of you

if he doesn't know you're gay then he's just being a bro, I have tons of straight male friends who say that to me too and don't know I'm gay