How do I make friends on steam?

>>25397808
post your profile URL.
I'm in that same situation, all my Steam friends are normies or related to me.

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>>25397808

>>25397808
Play online games like TF2 or Counterstrike, then dog-whistle in the chat.

>>25397811
I unironically do this in some online games and nothing happens

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>look at my post!
>i'm so cute!
>here's a fake story about the cute adventures we'll never have together!
>tfw no bf
someone pls add me

>>25397813
Steam?

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Wahaha! Add me if you know what's best for you!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/neverknowsbesthuh/

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play multiplayer games
be nice/funny in multiplayer games

>>25397816
>be funny to people

haha how the fuck do I do that?

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>>25397816
>play multiplayer games

>>25397815
can i suck your cock

>>25397817
by being nice instead

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>>25397816
>make a friend in an online game
>game wanes in popularity or we get burned out on it
>hey dude what other games do you play
>all they play is league of legends and overwatch otherwise
Every single fucking time.

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How long till gay shit?

>>25397820
I already act nice to people but it doesn't really help

>>25397821
>make friends with a group of people in 06 in an online game
>we still play videogames together to this very day

>>25397822
Five posts after OP >>25397813

>>25397808
Are you such a pathetic virgin that you need to make this thread every day? Fuck off.

>>25397825
Hey dude, I'm not gay!
I was being satirical.
I don't like dicks at all!

http://steamcommunity.com/id/fw1234

add me if you are into futa

>playing DaS
>get friend request
>"hey, lets coop a new character"
>sounds cool
>play till anor londo
>having lots of fun
>guy is a bit cocky but whatever
>decide to pvp
>guy's been saying he has a gorillion fights under his belt
>start to fight
>murder him with a whirlwind of claymore
>goes silent
>disconnects
>send him cheery messages
>no response
>tfw to good at vidya to make friends

I really don't get why people want to do this. Why would I want anime-obsessed 20-something beta males messaging me with syntax that sounds like they're RPing anime girls? What is the appeal

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>>25397808

Well, you have to get into the mindset of Steam users. And Steam users are all retarded because they pay money for proprietary software. So try to be more retarded.

>>25397830
Clingy boipussi is the appeal

>>25397828
What I ain't into futa but not negative about it?

382059350
(You)

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>>25397830

They can't find real girls and this is the closest they can get to gfs in real life. It's like those male fish that turn female as a coping mechanism if there aren't any females left.

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>Add someone from /v/
>We chat a bit and play 100% OJ together
>It's fun and they seem like a neat person
>They remove me the next day without saying anything

People are weird.

>>25397823
what game

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>>25397827

The friends I've made are people who frequent some specific server, that way you can actually become friends with them before adding because if you just randomly add someone from a single session nothing will come of it 9 times out of 10

>>25397836
Probably because people dont know how much they value their lonerism/solitude. Don't want the pressure to feel to have to message someone every day right when you get on.

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>tfw a 16 year old adds you

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>>25397838
>>25397827

>>25397841
get some of that underaged boypussy?

Catfish here, what anime should I source my avatar from to lure in spergs

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>>25397844
kantai collection

>>25397808
>>25397808
>>25397810
can someone post the full koma/comic of this please

>>25397836
I've done that before. I don't know why he did it to you, but for me it's because I literally have crippling social anxiety (I've had anxiety attacks before). One day I thought I would try getting over it just a little bit, so I added some dude and we played some games together. The next day, the same courage wasn't there, so I bitched out and just removed him.

I would leave my ID for people to add me but I hate chatting and hardly play online so there's no point to it other than have an exra "friend".

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>>25397839
>tfw that 1/10 times it works they become your e-bf

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>>25397841
>tfw roommate's friend's 12 year old kid begs me to add him on steam because he thinks i'm cool or something because of all the shit i own
>all he talks about is undertale and binding of isaac
>want to get rid of him but would feel guilty and i'd be scared that it'd come back to bite me in the ass somehow
once he called me asking for binding of isaac help- because i was appearing offline on steam because i didn't want to talk to him
i've linked him to the wiki several times and told him to use it but he's too lazy
what is it with kids these days

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>>25397841
Reminded me of a story
>Be playing ArmA 2 Wasteland mod
>Camping in a house next to a road on the shore
>A car drives up, light it up, kill two players
>Later kill them again at a castle just north of the previous place
>Global: Hey Anon, do you want to team up?
>Say sure
>They invite me to their Discord
>Sure
>Go in, immediately realize that they couldn't be more than 13 years old
>They keep going on about unrelated, random, insufferable shit
>Don't want to be rude because I remember how awful it felt when I was a kid and got shit for talking in videogames
>Play with them for an hour or so, they're absolute shit
>"'Aight guys, I gotta go now"
>"That was a lot of fun anon, come play with us again tomorrow!"
>"Heh, yeah, see you then"
>Never join that server again

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>Its another thread instantly ruined by neckbeard faggots who pretend to be cute boys
I just want to play video games

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>>25397828
I'm into futa, but I'm sure this is a devious trap.

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>>25397852
>not playing games while you make them fap
baka

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>>25397854
>Playing LoL
Casual shitter detected

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>>25397852
>Tfw a cuteboy would be fine but you just want a like minded greasy neet bf
>Everyone on here ends up being psycho in some way anyways so you give up
I'm just in it to laugh at the freaks at this point

>>25397853
there is no trap

puu sh/pNaN8/7daae85c48.jpg

>>25397856
>Trying to find romance on a board filled with autists and neckbeards
>Ever being surprised when the people who post there are all fucking insane
You have only yourself to blame anon

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198021816057/

do we play videogames here?

>>25397856
>tfw calm neet
>tfw no bf

>>25397854
Isn't there a futa edit to this?

I don't want no cute girl playing with her snatch.

>>25397815
kill yourself

>>25397861
It's naturally futa, not an edit

>>25397861
That is the futa edit, it's just censored. Look at the hand positioning

>>25397854

sauce?

>>25397828
what does liking futa have to do with it? are you going to send me some occasionally?

wtb friends

/whisper 382061405
what's your offer?

>>25397808
I have plenty from just playing and talking to people. Add me if you want steamcommunity.com/id/rainnbowtylenol/

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>>25397857
Nice, but why are you searching for futa enthusiasts? What's your game?

>>25397858
yeah i know, i guess i'm a little lacking in sense
>>25397860
gee i dunno anon, do you like holding hands?

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>>25397855
>tfw anon bullies your taste in games

>>25397871
holding hands is good, just like i like to cuddle

MODS

FUCKING MODS

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Mods = gods

Ree :(

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>moving a steam friend thread instead of deleting it

THE MADMEN

>>25397873
i like the way you think, anon

also kek he should have put the thread in /trash/

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>nsfw
aw yiss

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>/soc/
Serves you right for not actually playing video games.

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Holy shit mod, haha.

>>25397887
thanks anon

also i agree

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>>25397828
You still haven't explained why you're seeking futa lovers, anon.

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>tfw steam friend makes you send him pictures of your cage

Why is no one posting steam profiles

>>25397901
>>25397887
Just man up and add each other already

>>25397911
i unfortunately use the same name on steam as i do in a few other places so i never post mine on here

>>25397920
I don't like posting my profile, 2scared

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>>25397923
>>25397929
Same boat as these guys, sadly.

>>25397929
i made a temporary email address if you do want to contact me
zawafodu@refurhost ( dot ) com
i understand if you dont want to and we dont have to immediately gay it up, i'm fine with just being friends or whatever (especially since we don't really know each other at all)
just figured i'd give you the opportunity

>playing vidya is typically a solitary pursuit
>hurr durr I need a furrnd
Normalfags ruin everything

>>25397955
sent ya a message