I haven't had sex in ten years.

>>25388066
Damn dude. Everybody should learn from you. How did you pleasure yourself ?

in a few weeks, it'll be 12 years since i had sex

not threadworthy. i haven't had sex in 27 years.

>>25388066
I'm going on two and I pretty much want to kms.

>>25388066
I haven't had sex.

>>25388066
Yesterday i got high and drunk and spent 250 bucks in a chinese hooker to peg my ass.
Sometimes it is better not to do the sex things, really.

>>25389004
W2c Chinese hookers

My wife is in Little Rock for family issues, and I have to go to Boston for work, so we'll be apart for 10 days. That will be my longest dry spell in years.

Sex is fun and intimacy is rewarding. You should try it.

>>25389260
Sorry, I realize this is out of context for the thread but it was up for too long for me to delete it.

If you live in Northern Sweden and you're into a bit chubby, crossdressing guys, give me a call. <3 Loneliness sucks.

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>>25388066
>>25388260
>>25388408
You guys should use Wizardchan.

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