Assume thread So assume...

>>25363633
Thai hooker

>>25363636
Sigh

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>>25363636
Second this

>>25363644
No...

You don't know how to behave with women so you're still single. Can't swim.

>>25363633
Qt af be my gf

>>25363662
Already married, sorry

>>25363746
;_; im kms your so beautiful your husband is lucky

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>>25363633
i can't think of anything but sweater looks good
>>25363644
says 'chicks' unironically

>>25363769
I guess
>>25363771
Thanks anyways so is yours. Girls probably like your hair and beard

>>25363633
My assumption: OP is a qt azn gril

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>>25363771
troubled artist type
>>25363644
mixed, sporty above all things
>>25363633
wants to marry

>>25363792
Ok, thanks
>>25363794
Already married... You?

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>>25363633
blows guys without getting eaten out
>>25363644
has two pics on his tinder profile
>>25363771
artist of some sort
>>25363794
eats one meal a day because he is not responsible

>>25364239
No try again...
You haven't tried relationship yet because men you like are not interested in you.

>>25363633
Hot.

I assume youd post another pic of yourself if I asked nicely.

>>25364299
European hipster and player
>>25364312
Maybe...

>>25364332
It would make my day if you did

>>25364341
I'll post after you

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Assume

>>25363633
secret freak

>>25363644
brotastic

>>25363771
quiet, artistic, probably plays guitar and piano

>>25363794
doesn't surf

>>25364239
grabs penis in public

>>25364299
tall and has nerdy friends but isn't nerdy

>>25364391
hairy all over and a video game master

>>25364391
You're into politics and cosplay or consoles
>>25364410
What does that even mean..

>>25363633
Plays piano
>>25363639
Hahaha
>>25363644
you look uncomfortable
are you?
>>25363771
depressed writer
or some guy that works in it
>>25363794
went to hawii once, considers himself the big Kahuna
>>25364239
has more than one cat
>>25364391
lazy

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>>25364357
Assume away

>>25364294
sometimes it's like that but i've been in a relationship or two
>>25364410
um i try not to but sometimes the penis really wants it
>>25364425
no i have a dog

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>>25364417
who says we have to explain what we assume? that would make it a little more than judging the book by its cover, no?

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>>25364425
I can play little bit but I'm not very pro
>>25364426
You live in the UK, dropped out of univ, fan of football and alternative music scene
>>25364436
Ok then.... freak

>>25364440
I did drop out of Uni once, but Im back in now so that was a good guess. As for the rest Im an American who likes hockey most.

Another lovely pic btw

>>25364436
No I definitely think explaining why the judgements are made is a fairly substantial part of this experience, since it allows us to know what exactly it is that makes us appear that way

>>25364458
if that's the case then it's the face she makes. something about it makes me think she wants to seem normal but behind closed doors she is a wild child

>>25364457
Tyvm
>>25364458
Thanks
>>25364464
Does the second face change your mind?

>>25364552
not really. its just what i see, maybe because of previous experience

>>25364569
Maybe I'm different then

>>25364740
You really didnt like that dudes assumption huh? Are you saying like youre actually super vanilla or something?

>>25364807
You probably have some crazy fantasies so I'm not like that

>>25364863
Math teacher with alcohol problem

>>25363633
You do look a bit miserable in that photo, like you are resigned to a life in the service industry.

You have just entered the country illegally by swimming in and that's why you look so suspicious of the camera?

>>25363771
Plays acoustic guitar and rights beat poetry,

>>25363794
Decided Arizona was short of surf shops.

>>25364239
Hangs around bars looking for "bad boys" but will marry an accountant.

>>25364299
Hits anything on 2 legs

>>25364391
Watches way too much Lupin III.

>>25364426
Something about the 3 towels says living with parents to me.

>>25364436
You use a dildo glues to the seat rather than a seat belt for safety judging by the look on your face,

>>25364893
Not far off, Engineer.

>>25364905
I hope you get better soon
>>25364900
I was just bored. I'm legally living abroad, just saying.

>>25363633
North Korea best Korea

>>25365123
Sigh...
I'm not from North Korea

>>25365138
I know (: just poking fun, I'm not going to assume just wanted to say have a great day.

>>25363633
From what you look like and your replies you seem like that girl in elementary school who would hang around and would always go "I'M GONNA TELL ON YOU!!! >:(((((("

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>>25364391
was a nerd, but trying to get into socializing more
>>25364426
doesn't like beer, but likes cider
>>25364436
funny, but sad because lonely
>>25364440
has dirty secrets that she only told her best friend
>>25364863
wants a younger girlfriend

>>25365223
Would it be problem??
I'm not like that...

>>25365236
Yes, also fake

>>25364900
Never watched any Lupin III but definitely going to try it out now.

>>25365236
This is a pretty accurate judge of me for when the picture was taken
Back at you, I feel like you're probably somebody who has had a few nasty break-up's

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>>25364440
a great cook
>>25364863
listens to southern rock
>>25365236
kinky as hell, but tries to hide the fact that she enjoys sex far too much

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>>25365338
Loves to read a good book
>>25365236
Is hypersexual
>>25364863
Is picky with beer

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>>25365354
Likes video games
>>25365338
Secretly finds black dudes sexy
>>25365236
Could kick my ass at beer pong >>25364440
Loves wine

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>>25363771
artist
>>25364391
brony
>>25365236
has a daddy kink, listened to shitty metalcore as a young teen
>>25365338
quiet, witty, generally well-liked. i would probably have an unrequited crush on you
>>25365354
a bit wacky, plays lots of vidya. some people are turned off by your eccentric mannerisms, but we'd probably be good pals

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>>25365903
Don't care about your appearance
>>25365891
"White" black dude
>>25365506
Standard college student
>>25365354
Socially shy/awkward
>>25365338
You were everybody's crush in high school
>>25365236
Emo
>>25364863
Face tells me redneck, glasses and clothes tell me business man, it clashes.
>>25364440
Quiet
>>25364436
Magic the gathering. Shave your facial hair dude it's really unappealing

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>>25363633
Typical Asian girl whose snowflake tier
>>25363644
You're hard but I assume you think you're hot shit but the gym can never help your genetic flaws (which I know you're insecure about get some surgery and work on your personality this isn't middle school people will like you if you try to be nice)
>>25363771
Quit reading that hipster shit and read some self help books
>>25363794
Chill but a but wound to tight
>>25364239
Insecure lashes out
Just exercise that's literally all you need
>>25364299
Meme
>>25364391
Depressed smoke some weed >>25364426
Lay off the porn you've got a good personality work it
>>25364436
Come back to reality you're a good guy not a meme I recommend a labor induced job for a month minimum
>>25364863
Takes life to seriously have a bubble bath m8
>>25365236
Good for a fuck not for a date a fixer upper I wish you luck in whatever path you choose
>>25365338
Dominant personality
>>25365354
Takes pride in his steam hours tis a good guy
>>25365506
Goofy and depressed but goes with it as it comes
>>25365891
Extroverted but needs a new community

>>25365924
>Extroverted but needs a new community
highly accurate

>>25365930
It's easier to see into people when you can see yourself

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>>25365236
Gives very good head, listened to Avril Lavigne as a young girl.
>>25365338
Spent no less then 30 minutes attempting to find the right angle/lighting to look good. (Still cute tho)
>>25365354
Plays League of Legends and is moderately good at it.
>>25365506
Does not get drunk very easily
>>25365891
has a good amount of female friends who don't necessarily find him attractive, but are instead just very good friends with him.
>>25365903
white girls find u attractive cause ur "exotic"

Me to the left :^)

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>>25365957
non-meme picture of me

>>25365957
>>25365967
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ

>>25365972
>>25365989

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SourPls

>>25365998
>>25365972
Let's not make this a meme people,
Great now it's going to become a meme yah damn cintraryian snowflakes

>>25364239
>>25364294
get a room you two

>>25366022
Ugly Asians hate attractive asians
But on a root level asians hate asians

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Go ahead

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>>25365957
You like being white
>>25365924
you live with your parents, but are cool about it
>>25365916
you've changed your major a couple time already
>>25365891
white girls love you
>>25365506
you know good jew jokes
>>25365354
you get your eyebrows waxed
>>25365338
padded bras are you friend

>>25366066
Insecure Jew who thought I was trying to get with his girl/maybe friend at the club(sorry legit projecting and that girl owes me a drink) buzzkill
>>25366069
Somewhat accurate my mom moved to Canada where my step dad lives and has given up her house as a family crash spot

>>25366069
Oh forgot my assumption friend of main protagonist
>>25366089
Waste of space

>>25363633
Fetishizes white guys for no real solid reason other than them being white and her grandma having fucked a white guy during some war and having her brain colonialized to convince herself theyre superior and being raised with that slave mentality

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>>25363771
You like to browse underground fashion forums.

>>25363794
I feel like you would sell me some really good LSD.

>>25364299
Women assume you're a player, but you're actually a sweet guy.

>>25365891
You seem like a college student that everyone knows and is generally considered cool, but no one really knows anything about your personal life.

>>25365916
You are majoring in a STEM field.

>>25366069
Secretly a weeb, probably very obedient to parents.

>>25366089
You seem like you'd be able to teach me to play guitar.
This picture makes me seem like I have way more confidence than I actually do.

>>25366102
Ouch. You don't pull any punches with your assumptions man.

>>25366115
Holy fuck are you insecure
>>25366130
Lives his life by trill memes I can't even hate we'd probably be good friends

>>25366135
Nope I'm a grumpy old man at my core

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>>25366130
Cool guy. Maybe plays on a college football team or makes music.
>>25366089
Has experimented with drugs or smokes weed regularly. Cool guy though. Lives life in the moment.
>>25366069
Grew up with a religious family.
>>25366066
I'm getting mixed vibes from you and i feel like a lot of other people are too.
>>25365957
Browses /pol/
>>25365924
Works in a restaurant and cares too much about how he dresses.
>>25365916
Is trying to get more interested in sports like swimming.
>>25365891
Friendly guy with a lot of homies
>>25365338
Had braces when she was younger (and was made fun of for it)
>>25365506
Completely different to what most people would think he is.
>>25365354
Kind hearted man looking for something missing in his life.

>>25366221
I did at one point in my life and nah fashion is a form of art you should work on it cause you've got the basics
Is an edgy Christian but will grow into a decent man probably become agnostic

>>25366221
>Cool guy. Maybe plays on a college football team or makes music.

Hah, I WISH I was athletic enough to play professional football and make millions. Nah, I am pretty much a computer nerd, in college for software engineering.

>>25366235
Take the agnostic part back youve got to much of a serious look and you cant teach an old dog new tricks

>>25363633
Literature Degree Collage Graduate Bachlerz And Drives A Toyota 4 Runner

>>25366069
>white girls love you
do u love me tho
>>25366221
shy, but cool dude. plays multiple instruments.
>>25366130
people are surprised by the fact that you don't conform to stereotypes
>>25366066
makes vaporwave music, talks to a lot of hipster girls

>>25363633
Dreams of interracial sex because her husband is so tiny. Follows cock threads and leaves anonymous comments there in awe/fear because she knows they are all way out of her capacity and attempt at one would be painful. Is afraid of pain.

>>25366235
Im not religious at all

>>25366235
And I think your projecting your edginess onto other people. Do you get bullied by your peers?

>>25366890
>>25366934
Well I guess being a douche is why you have that cross necklace
I though you were just religious

>>25366942
I was raised Catholic. Even went to a catholic school for the majority of my life when I was still going to school, so the religion has had an actual impact on me and how I see the world today (even though I've known for a long time how all religion is a sham, I still can't help but respect certain aspects of it)

And I try not to be a douche.

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>>25366961
Because of your hair people think you just love metal but really you just like looking a bit more feminine, although you still get into arguments nearly daily about vague emerging metal genres

>>25366955
Eh nvm then I'm.just very cynical today desu

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>>25363633
You barely eat junk food
>>25363794
You look like you own an awesome small restaurant
>>25364391
Likes anime
>>25364436
Hispanic background, maybe
>>25364440
wants to marry and have kids
>>25365236
Has a dog

>>25367149
All of them are correct
You follow many cool artists and want many more tattoos
>>25366873
Girls really like you
>>25366809
Sigh...
Whatever
>>25366617
I have MBA, good guess with car

>>25366115
White guys are not superior imho and size doesn't matter anyway

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>>25367149
Loves grudge music
>>25366967
Mains Mario in smash
>>25366853
Loves gta a lot
>>25366066
Drinks to forget about his win loss ratio in Pokemon

>>25368317
Selfish
>>25368296
Likes drum n bass

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>>25365998
You play sports.

>>25366221
You work in a coffee shop.

>>25366961
You listen to bands like Death and play WoW/LoL

>>25367149
You listen to bands like Turnover and Tigers Jaw.

>>25368317
You're Scottish.

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>>25364440
very quiet and like to cook

>>25368564
>Larping as Sue Lightning
Kys

>>25368564
Maybe
Like tattooed men and alt music

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Assume

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inb4 likes swimming xD

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>>25368733
You like swimming, and driving men crazy. I bet a little kinky after hours. You are gluten free.
Kik: swtnsourlew

>>25368340
You wear alot of hooded sweaters in spring summer weather.

>>25366130
You have at least 1 white parent. Or adopted and have two. You stayed home from highschool one day and watched a house party marathon. It changed your life forever.

>>25365338
Is gorgeous.
Kik swtnsourlew

>>25364239
Has only been finger fucked by your white boyfriend with trump hands.

>>25363633
Vietnameee... looks asian sucks at math.. dates premature ejaculators, parents own some kind of restaurant. You had to work there growing up. Teeth are suspect.. gets confused for thai alot.
Kik swtnsourlew

>>25368953
I'm not Thai, Korean or Vietnamese... thoughts?
Disappoint??

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Just realized I never take selfies
Gotta step that game up

>>25368725
>been in a band before
>has hurt yourself while drunk more than once

>>25368733
>difficulty getting started on projects (procrastinate)
>likes to be messaged first
>enjoys music with no vocals but isn't fav kind

>>25368966
I live in a predominantly asian influenced community that is mixed with everything you can imagine. It really is hard to distinguish race ecsp. in Hawaii. My next I would japanese mix. You have very large beautiful eyes it threw me off a bit. Why would i be disappointed? no one ever guesses my mix either.

>>25369053
>enlisted
>competitive
>wants to go to school but not sure what for yet

>>25369076
>runs
>thinks her boobs are too small
>frustrated when she doesn't understand something
>misses high school sports

>>25369076
Doesnt run.
Talks about excercising n dieting never really does.
Doesnt give head.
Doesnt date black guys.
Younger than looks.

>>25369111
I do think my boobs are too small
I have never played a sport in my life

>>25369198
I don't run
I do exercise
I give my girlfriend head all the time lol
I don't date guys in general
I'm older than I look

>>25369201
>>>25369111
>I do think my boobs are too small
they really aren't tho

>>25363771
Casey?

>>25368999
trips tell the truth
however i do really like electronic music without vocals
gj

>>25369804
I got trips then quads I'm a prophet>>25369804

>>25368340
Had not listened to those bands so I searched for them and they kinda sound like some things I do like so you're right

>>25367862
You're right, follow lots of artist I really do like and I have some plans for more tattoos

>>25369053
>did JROTC, enlisted
>says "hooah" unironocally
>just growing out of the boot phase

>>25370309
>killed the thread from the bread aisle

>>25372559
Can't judge your personality but you are a hot ass looking woman.

>>25372570
U smell like cheese and sweat

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>>25372563
thank you :)

>>25372590
You look fun. If we met I think I'd like you. (Not being creepy)

>>25368979
Bump myself. Losing the karma I earned by replying to others

>>25372595
you can be creepy if you want lol

>>25372647
Ok.more pics please.

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>>25372654

>>25372660
You are officially hot.love it.

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>>25372668

>>25372676
If I knew you in real life we would definitely hang out.where you from ?

>>25372690
you mean fuck?

>>25372736
Don't know if he did, but I would.

>>25364239
>Hangs around bars looking for "bad boys" but will marry an accountant.
Let me fix that:
Hangs around bars looking for white guys but will marry a beta asian.

>>25372660
>horny af but masks it well
>likes taking it from behind
>has many unexplored sexual fantasies

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>>25372676
>>25372660
Perpetually mistaken as 12.

>>25372570
"I have a great personality"

>>25370309
You use this pic for your tinder

>>25369076
You're pretty, I would be friends with you

>>25369053
Typical entitled white boy

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>>25374411
>>25374392
>>25372802

>>25374392
what kind of fantasies?

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>>25363644
Gym rat
>>25363771
Some kind of musician
>>25363794
You look like a cool dude...... You probably have kids already
>>25364391
Smells of cum
>>25364440
Into some really really kinky shit
>>25364863
Has a YouTube channel
>>25365236
Nipple piercings
>>25365338
Rides horses
>>25365903
Has a wife
>>25366069
Cock crazy
>>25366089
Loves cars hey dude you should hit me up Kik:PentiumProcessor

>>25374722
Oh God your hot

>>25372660
Into sugar Daddies

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>>25374814
>>25374815

>>25374836
Where are you from? Russia?

>>25374839
No :p

>>25374850
Hmmmm, maybe Argentina? How old r u? 25? I'm 18/m

>>25374867
early 20's

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>>25374879
You're cute, wanna chat?
My Kik is :PentiumProcessor

>>25363633
>>25364239
>>25364440
>>25365236
>>25365338
>>25366069
>>25368340
>>25368564
>>25369076
>>25372559
>>25372590
>>25372660
>>25372676
>>25374411
>>25374722
>>25374836
Pre-op tranny with daddy issues.

>>25363633
Chinese-Indonesian, living in the West, restaurant owning family, boyfriend who you don't love but your parents approve of, your parents are super hardcore concerning their cultural heritage, you organize/manage a lot for them because they are bit naive.

>>25366066
Bi-polar

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Let's try again

>>25372736
Yes. I meant fuck. Just trying to be aloof.

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>>25363633
Feels a bit saddened by significant other not giving you enough attention
>>25368564
Just wants to feel loved because ex treated you like garbage
>>25368725
You regret that tattoo and maybe the haircut
>>25374809
Gets mistaken for a youtuber a lot
>>25372559
Either looking for a spider crawling on the ceiling or at another person in the room
>>25370309
Gets mistaken for a Hispanic Levar Burton
>>25363771
Lots of pent up aggression/sadness, pours it into art or music, still feels unappreciated that nobody pays attention to aspiring artists like yourself

>>25372660
If I had to choose this is my favourite picture

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>>25376115
>>25375776
>>25374885
>>25374815