Ideal Mate Thread /imt/

emily from my class at school who's rejected me continuously for 5 years running;( sad reacts only

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>26/female/Ontario, Canada
>fat, not gonna lie, but I'm working on losing it
>likes reading
>English major
>future librarian
>loves indie rock and goth/post punk
>just took up the bass guitar again recently.
>quite leftwing politically

You:
>female
>hopefully near by but if not that's cool too
>Shares my interests in reading, indie rock, goth/post punk etc.
>French accent is a plus
>bonus points if you're a homestuck/and or ship RoseMary
>likes thrift shopping
>enjoys my bad puns

>>25354398
forgot contact info
kik Utterlyuranianumbra
skype: mahsocks
email: [email protected]

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me:
>20/f/usa
>5'8 125lbs
>terribly mentally ill but actively getting help
>ce major
>catgirl
>nice hips
>dad hat connoisseur
>plays old vidya
>will bully u

him:
>tall and not fat
>either /fa/ or r/streetwear
>will let me call him daddy
>will bully me back
>will pet me n tell me i'm a good girl
>is rly good at video games and will let me watch him play them
>is smarter than me
>in a stem field
>likes to be cozy n lazy


drop your kik or discord if you're interested i guess

>20/m/Netherlands
>skinny and tall
>socially awkward and weird
>very introverted
>into programming
>into vidya a lot
>all kinds of music
>clingy kind of
>lazy
>caring for people
>trouble showing emotions

Her:
>girl
>europe
>into vidya
>(very) clingy / obsessive
>likes vidya too
>wants to spend time with me
>not a normie

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Hello!

Pic related is the meme version of myself.

If anyone on here is interested in chatting with me for any reason then feel free to send me your contact info at [email protected]
(yes, that's my real email)
Discord is preferred, but Kik is also good.

Keep in mind I'm interested in having meaningful chats about anything, especially about the arts and knowledge in general (the more obscure/unusual the better), so please don't get turned off by the sexual things mentioned in my chart!

>>25354432
You fit what I'm looking for, do you have snap though? Don't have either of what you have and would like to talk more. 25 Male

>>25354460
only those, sorry

>>25354465
Shoot, it's okay! If decide to make one let me know, will post my info if interested. Good luck if not otherwise!

Me:
>19/m/TN
>college student
>musician
>like really a musician as a career goal, it's my major and i have actual released music
>plays indie and listens to hip hop, emo, and other shit intermittently
>pretty good at being happy
>tall, slim, blonde and blue-eyed

Her:
>fairly close in age
>nearby if interested in a relationship but long distance friends are cool too
>has goals and is driven but also likes to just watch stupid movies sometimes
>artsy
>smokes weed but not in an annoying way
>not abusive
>tall?

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me:
>20/f/usa
>5'3"; 98 lbs
>kind of pretentious
>"hey you want to hear a fun fact?"
>low maintenance but requires validation and praise
>domestic. will wake you up with literal breakfast in bed
>likes to be treated as a pet
>social anxiety and kind of awkward but enjoys hanging out with people
>ideal date is leftover chinese food and Scriabin recordings with my hands in your hair
>alternatively leftover thai and anime
>pda issues. actually, just issues in general.
>"i have feelings for you or whatever i guess. don't look at me"

you:
>female/male/whatever - female preferred
>drinking/smoking/drugs is fine as long as it's not heavy/an addiction
>likes to dress up
>smart cookie/won't look too bored when i'm rambling
>won't make fun of how awful i am at vidya
>kind of quiet
>kinky
>thin/muscular preferred
>likes animals
>dark hair/eyes
>"good girl"
>no anger issues

>>25354548
25/male
You sound similar to me and fit most needs you're looking for. If interested would like to hear and talk with you, do you have snap? Can post mine if so.

Ideal guy:
>career driven, college student
>18-21
>Slim and fair skinned
>decent sense of humor
>dresses aight
> good taste in muzik (of course thats subjective)
>FURFAG
>wants to spend time together but isn't overly clingy
>active, more or less fit (volleyball players are a huge plus)
>smokes weed or at least tolerates me when I do.
>interested in cars
>on the submissive side (femboys+)
>lives near me
Me:
>18/M/Bi
>5'6" 120 lbs
>Southern California
>Mechanical Engineering student
>bright Blonde hair atm, but naturally very dirty blonde
>FURFAG
>Likes volleyball, photography, cars, and wearing thigh high socks >~<
>Smokes weed more often than I should
>very diverse taste in music
>tries to be socially active but often fails
>has like 3 friends lol
>is a bit of a cunt admittedly
I prolly won't check this thread much so if you wanna talk you can message me on telegram @Forreesto or on kik: horsecock_aficionado

Me:
>5'8
>introverted
>Fairly quiet most of the time, but once conversation gets going I can talk forever
>awake more throughout the night than the day
>brow hair, green eyes
>skinny muscles
>play like 8 instruments pretty well, thinking of writing my own music for the hell of it
>wide range of taste in music
>like very wide
>want to explore the world and cultures but too anxious to do so
>can cook quite well
>aspiring sound designer
>frequent work as a producer in theatre
>vidya
>love movies
>not so much tv shows
>try to be /fa/ but want someone with me to approve what I buy when I go shopping
>try to be more /fit/ but lack the motivation to keep a consistent routine
>smoke weed very rarely, but I don't have to
>restless but nothing to do
>baths > showers


Her:
>Trans or cis, I don't mind
>music lover
>enjoys watching movies in spare time
>plays all sorts of vidya
>willing to play vidya with me or watch me play and genuinely enjoy it
>affectionate
>/fa/
>enjoys the arts in general
>as well as activities like rock climbing
>likes just...doing stuff
>enjoys travel and food
>relatively chill and not too serious about anything
>being slightly dominant in any aspect is nice

Discord is lettuce head#7949
Kik upon request, but I use it less frequently

>>25354657
hey are you a guy or a girl?
I'm >>25354398
and if you're a girl I'm interested?

>>25354676
Did you just add me on Discord as "Jelly"? I'm really sorry to disappoint you, but I'm male... only thing feminine about me is some noises I make apparantly. I'm down to just chat as a friend, though, if you'd like to!

>>25354699
no I don't use discord sorry. and that's okay good luck

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Me
>22/M/Montréal, Québec, Canada
>Smol and skinny
>Long brown hair cuz metalhead
>Blue eyes (hidden by glasses)
>Has a cute accent
>Going for a translation/linguistics degree in Uni
>Learning Japanese and Chinese and will start learning Spanish and German in the fall. Already fluent in both English and French
>中文很难... 日本語も...
>Total weeb
>Wants to travel all over Asia and Europe
>Kind of a hippie, kinda
>Doesn't do drugs, but drinks
>Has two kittens keeping him company in his appartment
>Wants to maybe move to China in five years, maybe

Her
>18-25
>Smoller than me
>Either a weeb or a metalhead
>Worldly
>Passionate about something and willing to share it with me
>Into hiking and long walks through the woods
>Can tolerate insane amounts of spice in her food
>Plays Osu!Mania and willing to kick my ass at it
>Has a cute accent
>A little clingy
>Likes doggo memes
>Likes to chat for hours, either through text or VC

Contact Info
>Skype: [email protected]
>kik: TheCutestLoli
>Discord: CutestLoli#7729

Me:
>26, Male, Atlanta, Georgia
>5'8", long brown hair, Blue eyes, fat, and definitely looks like a metalhead.
>Awkward as fuck.
>I don't drink, don't smoke, and don't do drugs.
>Interests include: Technology, Politics, Learning, Music (and most everything that goes with that), the occasional film, other things I can't think of at the moment.

Her:
>20-30
>Doesn't look like a cave troll.
>is somewhat near.
>is intelligent.
>NOT afraid to speak her mind.
>Weird as hell.
>into metal/industrial music, totally optional, but would be nice.

Yeah, not overly specific, but I know going for a fact that you can't really pin down ideal. That's always a moving target.


Contact info:
Skype:
deformtoformastar

>>25354432
we can be mentally ill togheter

Aww yeah, not coming in way too late this time around!

Me:
>28
>Eastern United States
>white (family of Mediterranean origin, so I can get pretty dark in the summer) with dark hair.
>Shaved head, trimmed beard
>6'0
>185, working on dropping about 10 pounds, or turning it into more muscle (most of which is currently in my legs/butt courtesy of cycling)
>Hazel eyes
>About to finish second Master's degree in education. First is in physics.
>Very capable of being serious, but I prefer to approach most things (that aren't inherently serious) with a sense of humor and snark
>As you might expect from a grad student, I love to learn new things
>Massive bookworm. Mostly read sci-fi, fantasy, and history
>Bit of a cosplayer, can't afford to make it to too many cons, but I thoroughly enjoy it
>Gamer. Mostly into grand strategy games lately. Probably couples with me being a history nerd.
>Generally leftist, politically speaking.
>Mostly a sadist with some dom tendencies. Love bondage, for instance.
>Two tattoos, want more.
>Social drinker, non-smoker
>Huge metalhead, also into classical music and classically inspired soundtracks.

Her:
>Don't much care about age, but like anyone on this board, please at the very least be legal.
>Height really doesn't matter unless maybe you tower over me, but I'd still be generally curious about that
>In at least decent shape. I enjoy being an outdoorsy person when the weather is nice, and would like you to be able to join me without difficulties
>Intellectually curious
>Able to teach me things. As such, I don't too much care what you study (or studied), so long as you care about it.
>Ambitious. I can't stand people who don't want to go anywhere in life.
>Well-read. If we can't talk about books, I'll get bored real fast.
>No racist or MAGA bullshit.
>Nice eyes and legs. I'm a sucker for both.
>Kink friendly or at least curious. Masochists get huge bonus

That covers most of it, I think
Skype: sn_1987.a
Kik: cor.scorpii

>>25354453
The sexual part is especially hot though

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>>25354386
>patient
>intelligent
>curious
>teasing
>light hearted
>spontaneous
>dark humour
>not sex crazy
>has weird interests or at least will be open to mine
>observant
>will call me out
>can keep up a conversation
>will not get angry if I need some space for a little
>will recommend me music or movies
>secure or at least appears to be
>has interesting stories that doesn't share immediately
>has somebody kind of talent but not in your face about it
>18-24
>okay looking
>EnGLanD would be nice

Me
>18f
>okay looking
>blue-ish hair
>and all the artsy shit
>love nature and the sky, {except when it's raining}
>just finished travelling for 6 months with a singing and dancing group
>gonna be studying film
>Can be harsh sometimes
>spontaneous
>extrovert.. introvert.. who knows
>come out with weird stories and jokes you won't get at first
>drink too much coffee, don't never get enough sleep
>quite inconsistent
>always listening to/ watching something
>love asking intrusive questions and working people out


Contact
>just ask
>or post yours

>>25354992
[email protected]

Singing, dancing, and film are my jam.

>>25354992
I am immensely talented at all things and am interested in seeing you naked, do I fit the bill?

>I am in England at least

>>25354992
Add me on Discord, lettuce hea#7949. My description is just a few posts up. Or my kik is "anon anon", whichever you prefer

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Me:
>18, male, US (pic is me)
>cynical, dark sense of humor
>good at making people laugh
>make music, show everyone my soundcloud to the point where it's embarrassing
>into science fiction
>people tell me I'm intelligent and I hate it
>huge fan of SNES games and RPGs
>doodles shitty pokemon-looking monsters that people seem to really like; here's something I did the other day

Her:
>around my age or just a little older
>cute fashion sense
>likes to read and write
>slightly cutesy but not to an obnoxious extent
>also a cynic with a dark sense of humor
>affectionate and passionate, not emotionally cold
>glasses are a plus
>also into vidya
>has suffered enough to know what suffering is

Discord is zephyr#0392

Also >>25354992 add me the fuck up

Me
>23/m/Ontario
>6’3” 225 pounds (working on it, picked up bad habits from a friend)
>intj
>dark sense of humor
>Hobbies: cooking, reading both fiction and nonfiction, HEMA, learning copious amounts of random stuff, occasional anime or gaming
>Engineering student
>Closest I come to agreeing with a political ideology: Libertarian (and even then…)
>anxiety, trust issues, abandonment issues, Asperger’s, who knows what else
You
>somewhere in Canada
>willing to put up with my bullshit
>want someone to cling to and obsess over you
I don’t make many friends, once I do, I am clingy as fuck to friends in general but always end up with one person I am absolutely obsessed with. A few weeb friends over the years have accused me of being a yandere, and it has become something of a running joke.
Kik: timspls

>>25354992
Do you have a contact preference?

>>25354806
sounds good

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Them
>21 to 28
>Trans girl, cis girl, anything along those lines
>from the midwest, like Ohio, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Illinois, or Ontario, its cool to make friends from wherever though
>is single and preferably monogamous
>NEET or not, idc
>has some sort of creative hobby
>likes similar kind of movies and music
>at least over 5'5, not obese, idgaf about race
>not addicted to anything
>wants someone to talk to on a daily basis

Me
>21 (almost 22), trans woman, has been on hrt for nearly 18 months. is chubby, 6'3", has glasses, dark hair, pale complexion, blue eyes, kinda androgynous
>is from Ohio
>am a NEET, trying not to be
>has adhd, probably also some asd
>likes horror movies, science fiction, documentaries
>is a musician, mostly a bassist. listens to different kinds of metal, experimental rock, hardcore punk, etc
>doesn't have any tattoos or piercings but may want some

skype is kai_alex9
discord is SidneyBuckeye#7116

>>25354548
19/tranny/USA here, I fit a lot of your reqs and you seem cool.
Are you in the northeast?

Him
>24+
>Tall
>Athletic
>Masculine
>dominant but not too kinky
>Dirty blonde or Auburn
>Mentally stable
>Works in the food industry (unless famous)

Me
>Girly and nurturing
>Virgin
>Borderline chubby
>Auburn w brown eyes
>no college
>In the u s of a
>likes coffee and Disney movies
>After the shy phase I'm lots of fun
>/fa/
>Normie

>>25355241
I'm interested. Is there a preferred contact you use? Can post my info i have snap

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Me:
>21 years-old, 5'8", white male
>Canadian
>thin/health
>brown eyes, dark brown hair
>Studying zoology in uni
>interests include: art, biking, nature, retro games
>only drinks socially
>atheist, but not anti-theist
>centre-left politically
>reserved, but opens up when comfortable with someone
>dealing with depression, but I'm trying to get through it

You:
>female, 18-25 years-old
>lives in western Canada
>a healthy weight
>being interested in animals would be cool
>nerdy/niche interests
>romantic, loyal, loving, compassionate, quirky
>can be depressed, but only if you're willing to change / willing to let me help you

Kik: wz95

>>25354432
you seem nice, not stem though
kik: felixcatux

>>25354432
Kik: radfie

>>25354453
What is your kik?

>>25354548
You sound great 30 male here with zero anger issues
Discord is DarkerTheBlack#7193

>>25355249
Not sure why you are interested as what she is looking for
>>25354432
Is almost the exact opposite of what I'm looking for. Just to clarify for anyone else haha.

>>25355364
Kik?

>>25354911
I know right!?
And yet some people still refuse their chance to engage in some of my brilliant sexual ideas.

>>25355319
Send me yours to my email.

Me
>24/F
>Slightly chub/ thick
>Going to grad school for STEM
>Work in research
>Love nature, animals, hiking, old sci-fi/ detective movies, all kinds of music, cooking and baking
>a bit reserved at first but caring, love cuddling
>Usually dominant
>Like going out but can be a homebody as well
>Always busy so not looking for someone who's super clingy
>Like to be playful and tease

Him
>close to my age (not above 25)
>Really only find skinny guys attractive
>Working toward goals and has a passion for something
>Would like if he was in a stem field or at least interested in one
>Likes nature and spending time outside
>Not a party animal or a shut in
>Caring and enjoys cuddling
>Submissive

Can leave your kik if you are interested

>>25355195
Northwest :(
do you have a form of contact?

>>25354588
sure, can you post yours?

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>>25355521
I think we could get along

Me
>21/F/US
>5'7" chubby (working on it but not to 'normal' yet)
>intelligent/academic/bookworm-ish but not a pompous dick
>forever in undergrad, sort of a weird STEM/lib arts hybrid
>mental issues but in treatment; not gonna slash your tires or some shit
>ambitious
>not into kids
>monogamous
>pretty liberal politics
>masochistic sub
>introverted and shy but good luck getting me to shut up once you've got me started
>sarcastic asshole

You
>21+ male/female/whatever
>mentally stable
>not a NEET
>preferably taller than me
>ambitious. Doesn't have to be in a materialistic way, just have goals
>intelligent and passionate about your interests
>able to teach me something new
>more dominant is preferred, at least have some kind of sex drive
>willing to put up with my shit
>preferably an extrovert, or less introverted than me (this is not hard)

>>25355581
This sounds relevant to my interests. Just follow my ID.

>>25355581
We would probably match well. Kik: throwaway2253

Honestly someone I met on here a couple of years ago was my ideal mate. But they lived super far away so it would have never worked out.
Him:
>26+
>5'10+
>Uncut penis
>Into /lit/and reads to me
>Into art
>Has an accent
>Has a very open sexual interests
>Responsible and smart
>Someone I can hold a conversation with over our shared interests
>Good with children
>Lives a healthy lifestyle ie:no smoking, healthy eating etc
>Is a different ethnicity than me because I like learning about other cultures and I think it would be nice for future children to have two different cultures
>Other things

>>25355605
Broke up because of distance, but doesn't give location... :/

>>25355639
We were never dating just friends. I'm in a relationship right now but I don't think it will last much longer. We have barely anything in common and he is very vanilla. I live in the shithole south in Georgia.

>>25355651
You pretty much described me, but I'm in South Florida. :(
Btw you're posting in the ideal mate thread...that relationship is dead, at least on your end.

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ME:
>24/Female/Canada/Straight
>(Currently) Red hair and green eyes
>5’5 Chubby
>Piercings/tattoos (Want more tats)
>Line cook
>Live alone with doggo and kitty
>Really close with my family
>Occasional PC gamer (ARK and League mainly, though I’m bad.)
>Huge sense of humour and pretty sarcastic
>Not a huge sex drive, but submissive-ish with light kink interests
>Movie and T.v show/anime lover

YOU:
>20+/Male/Canada, USA, U.K
>Taller than me
>No preference on body type, but I prefer bear-type men.
>*Have a Job* -This is a must.
>Likes animals
>Piercings and/or tattoos++
>Have a sense of humour, don’t take many things too seriously, jokes around with me
>Will play games with me, or cuddle up and watch shows with me

>especially looking for someone who will keep in contact for more than a week and so on. <

KiK: Roservelt

Pic is future tattoo

>>25355732
What piercings do you have and does paid postgraduate count as a job in your view (it should)?

>Pls post body to satisfy my lust please.

>>25355732
>>25355822
Also doggo/kitty breeds. This is important.

>>25355539
>>25354548

NW here (is it really going to get into the low 50's on the first day of Summer next week?), male and I'm tall, but big (regular exercise n' all that). No drink, smoke or drugs, but to each their own. But, well, all the personality and habits parts just add up to a clear picture of late nights on a couch watching and playing stuff, talking about all range of 'dumb' and 'smart' topics but always with the same curiosity and passive idealism. Then sometimes just...sitting there.

Darker hair and eyes, drop me a kik and I'll send you a pic of my dog who is super cute.

kik is Agent_Doggetsman

>>25355822
>>25355829
You could just add my KiK.

Job = Income.
I'm just tried of chatting with poeple who live at home with no job and are awake until 6am and sleep until 4pm.

Animals are both rescues, so mixed breeds.

>>25354548
>MALE
>drinking/smoking/drugs is fine as long as it's not heavy/an addiction √
>likes to dress up √ +/-
>smart cookie/won't look too bored when i'm rambling √
>won't make fun of how awful i am at vidya ILL TRY NOT TO
>kind of quiet √
>kinky √ √ √
>thin/muscular preferred MEDIUM BUILD
>likes animals√ √
>dark hair/eyes √ √
>"good girl" √
>no anger issues IM MORE OF THE "ILL PROVE HER WRONG KIND OF GUY √

26/USA/kik: mdeaza17

>>25354386
Alright this will sound shitty buuut..
>Atleast 4 inches shorter than me
>Fit build w C cups and firm ass
>enjoys similar shows and other pop culture mediums
>atleast as intelligent or more
>personality that shines w a great sense of humor
>actually compassionate

>>25355913
Me:
5'9 165lbs /fit/. Low self esteem and great sense of humor. Kik: quadscore

Me: 18M Ohio,USA
>5'9 150lbs
>Video Game, Science, and History Nerd
>Love going hiking
>Working on becoming a Femboy
>Gonna Major in Biochemistry
>Slightly fucked past so sorry if clingy-ish(which is wanting to talk every other day at least)
>Kinda stoic but I try to force myself to show emotion
>I try to be funny but I'm just a meme slut
>Listen to nothing but 60's-80's
>Kinda play guitar
Him:
>18-22 M
>British accent is a HUGE plus
>Beard maybe
>Skinny
>Tall
>Smart and Funny
>Likes Outdoors and Vidya
>Ambitious
> No drugs but maybe slight alcohols

>>25355974
Forgot to put kik
Copperwire130
If I don't reply right now it's probably cause I'm sleeping

Me
>22/M/Minnesota
>6' with dad bod making slight progress towards fit
>shitty dreadlocks that could become quality dreads or just a normal person hair cut.
>Enjoy artsy movies, weird music, reading, going to concerts, nights out, board games/card games, learning to cook stuff, outdoorsy things, cuddling
>Dark sence of humor and a pretty quick wit
>employed/moved out.
>finishing up college (film production major)
>play guitar and sing
>drink, cool with weed, open to psychadelics, smoke a few cigarettes a day (pack lasts about a week)
>love animals (dogs are best)
>center left politics (if it's important)
>kind of mumble sometimes
Her
>shorter than me (really just not taller than me)
>petite to chubby/thicc is great (just not really fat)
>has interests that she's passionate about
>have good banter with
>will initiate sex or fooling around sometimes
>go to weird concerts with me
>have some pretty heavy/deep conversations with
>assertive to an extent. Knows her mind and isn't going to get pushed around too much
>physically affectionate
>Wants to improve herself in some way and we'll be accountable for each other
>up for ironic couple shit like pet names.
>Isn't looking for a sugar daddy (I'm not made of money)
>likes being little spoon
Dischord: MushMouth#2214
Kik: MushMouth7
>>25355581
Contact?
>>25355732
Message me if interested. Might not get back right away but would be down to keep up conversation.

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Myself
>22/boy/east coast
>Caucasian, slender, taller than you
>Affectionate, structured, responsible, will tease you a lot but also take care of you
>Listens to ambient, dream pop, hip hop, lofi, shoegaze and other low viewcount garbage
>Can cook, has fashion sense, will laugh at you for being too serious
>Will tell you to drink more water or that you should get more sleep
>Interested in illustration, language, sleep
>Going to school, working

Her
>Pocket sized cutie
>Pale, thin, knows how to dress
>Domestic, homebody but gets out occasionally
>Has a head on her shoulders but still unsure where to go in life you know that feeling
>Listens to nice music and plays role playing games or something idk
>Spontaneous, willing to get up and go anywhere with me at 2am
>Submissive

I kind of just did this for fun but say hi anyway

Discord is unsati#9715, kik is unsati

>>25354548
u sound nice i hope you find that special person

Me:
- 21/M/Canada
- 6'1, skinny
- Long blonde/light brown hair (falls to about my collar bone)
- Grey/blue eyes
- Stubble sort of
- Dresses pretty nice
- Introverted but good at being social
- Funny (I think), Intelligent to an extent
- Love music, photography, vidya
- Want to travel a lot
- I will playfully make fun of you out of love
- Just want a person to share a connection with essentially

Her:
- Shorter than me in heels
- Naturally blonde, blue/green eyes
- Pale
- Skinny
- Not retarded
- Sweet/kind
- Interesting to an extent at least
- Willing to stay in, but willing to go on adventures

A man can dream

Me
>18/Female /USA
>bbw
>5'5"
>Blue eyes/brown hair
>Enjoys baking
>Toking
>Movies
>Cuddling
>Punk/rock/classic music
>Going to school to be chef
>Dark sense of humor
>Can be very dry at times
>honest and affectionate
>love animals
>will suck you off for chinese food

Him
>Taller than me
>Burly/Muscly
>tattoos?
>Beard
>between 20-25
>likes dogs
>Would be down for cuddling and watching movies
>is dominant
>Doesn't care about politics
>date nights are board games, card games, going to concerts
> camping, fishing, being in nature
>spontaneous drives to nowhere

>>25356163
Literally fit me perfect hah I'm curious about you, can you add me on snap to chat more if interested? @eaglezboi 25/male

Me >38/Male/USA/straight
>5'9"
>slight chub over muscles
>writer, not published yet
>D&D dungeon master level geek, loves star wars
>Good sense of humor love to debate and pick on people close to me, respectfully
>love to have philosophical debates, or any debate really
>likes to draw
>open to most kinks in moderation, fond of role play
>Pagan
>Love traveling, hiking and camping, preferably all at the same time
>a few tattoos, most pagan related, plan on getting many more.

Her
>25-43
>open minded
>willing to travel, and hike for months
>intelligent
>geek or book worm
>can debate for fun without making it personal
>loves morbid, gothic stuffs
>sweet

Best contact info I have is [email protected]
That is my skype

>>25354432
If you're still around my discord is comrade#1469

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Me
>18
>female
>usa
>4'10.5", skinny
>mildly depressed
>lacking hobbies
>netflix + sleep all day
>likes music, podcasts, sports, being cozy
>kinda good at talking about nothing most of the time

Them
>23~+
>tall but not too tall
>male/female
>usa/canada
>not too fat
>caring, wise, empathetic, funny
>doing something w/ their life even if it's slowly
>minimal anime plz

thats just basic stuff bc i don't like lists
skype: [email protected]
if you add me tell me about you in request yes right on nice

>>25356249
>>25356170
Do you have snap at all? Don't have skype

>>25356258
it wasn't meant to be

>>25356170
snapchat user isn't working
do you have kik? if so mine is maddymae217

>>25356272
I don't have kik, I'm sorry let me know if works

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>>25356179
Do you use discord?

>>25354386
>me
Male/20/USA
6'4"
190 lbs
Long curly brown hair
Green eyes
Musically inclined, play piano and guitar (although I'm out of practice)
Psychonaut
Outdoorsy
Love dogs, all animals really
Libertarian but I don't really care that much about politics

>her
5'4" ish, anywhere around there
Curvy/skinny
18-21
Fellow psychonaut
Somewhat traditionally minded when it comes to relationships

Kik: BakaTurtles

>>25356302
I do, haven't installed it since I reinstalled though. But I still have it on my phone ^_^ it's Da'ven

>>25356302
Da'ven#0625

Me:
>19/M/Ontario, Canada
>5'9, 110lbs
>horribly introverted
>trouble showing emotions
>really into vidya
>Likes doing really cute things
>Wants to explore the world, but can't do it alone
>Longish blonde hair, blue-green eyes

Him:
>slim
>lives far away so I can leave this shithole
>feminines a plus
>not very sexually active

Drop kik or discord if interested, and are cute

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skype
live:thepropanedoctor

kik
pr0pane

prefer skype but either one is fine

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me
>19/ftm
>5'6" 130lbs
>new england
>furry
>99% asexual but we can make out for hours
>likes alt rock and pop punk
>loves cats and watching people play video games
>polya, has a ld bf

you
>male/female/whatever
>close by
>pretty lowkey and chill, but still can hold a conversation
>cute :3

kik: diemike

>>25356584
hi im >>25356608 !!

>>25354432
EE major here, love being cozy and lazy.
kik: rick.mcdick

>>25355521
I'm 20 but I feel that I fit your description pretty well. Kik: rick.mcdick

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Me
>23/male/Toronto(gta)
>Strongfat trying to eat cleaner and tone up for work
>Skilled tradesman making well above min
>total night owl I swear I have mild insomnia some nights
>Good at keeping conversations about everything and a great listener not to flex too hard but I've been told that I'm pretty wise for a guy my age
>music nerd. Use to browse /mu/ I'll listen to everything you throw at me. Getting back into summer jams like beach rock/pop and vaporwave
>low key otaku don't watch much anime as I use too but I read manga a lot more these days
>videogame nerd been playing a lot of Overwatch and killing floor 2
>Culinary wizard I'm a man who knows his spices I love to cook but totally cool eating out every so often
>have my own car and tend to wander around the city looking for cool places to loiter
>small group of longtime friends that are like brothers to me
>not socially inept and good at handling social interaction but get anxiety sometimes.

Her
>20-25
>Shorter than 5'7"
>preferred if you around my area in Canada but I'm not totally against LDR but I'd need convincing
>affectionate and will push me to be the best I can
>ideally petite and down with the thiccness but not picky on body type tbch just be happy with what you got
>Idk if your a NEET but have some ambition to go and do something with yourself
>complete sicker for girls with accents especially British
>can keep my extrovertedness in check with their introvertedness
>can listen to me ramble about stuff while contributing to the convo and keep me awake during long car rides
>Good karaoke partner
>will watch the office with me
>open minded about music and will give anything a try without prejudice.
>plays video games that isnt exclusively ASSFAGGOTS
>will dank meme with me and will do lame puns and talk dad jokes to me

Kik:Postmutant93
Email:[email protected]

Have some sad trumpet music
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ajHE3jmXzkA

Her :

>Is kind, and tries to be
>Doesn't do drugs or smoke
>Body type I don't really care
>Likes reading
>Ideally, likes anime/vidya/tabletop games
>doesn't get angry easlily
>prefer to care rather than not
>Wishes are to be happy rather than achieving great things
>is educated/in education
>glasses and not too slim are a plus

Me :

>Try my hardest to be a good person
>rather fit, though have let myself go
>In college
>writes a lot in hope of being a novelist
>will support through mostly anything
>wants to be happy together with other people
>never fails someone at their lowest
>very patient
>doesn't smoke or do drugs and never was drunk
>rather lazy at times
>French

Skype : stacc412
Discord Gaspard Savoureux#4869
I'm fine with just friendly discussion. The thread is pretty nice.

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Me:
>28
>6'3
>Dutch origin, live in australia currently
>White male
>Confident
>2 relatively big tattoos
>Bit chubby
>Professional in promising career that pays well
>Drinks socially
>Never drugs
>Don't want kids
>Enjoy tabletop games
>Play piano
>Bit of a hedonist
>Love to take care of people
>Travel is my passion

You:
>Cis female
>Live in australia
>Likes games (tabletop/cardgames/chess especially)
>Has a hobby. Don't care what it is, as long as you're passionate about something.
>Affectionate (not to be confused with clingy)
>Doesn't smoke
>Doesn't want kids
>Likes to travel
>Enjoys new experiences, isn't afraid of new things/experiences
>Openminded, non-judgmental

Contact:
skype: [email protected]

>>25355732
You sound pretty cool. Location is kinda far but maybe we can talk or play on steam?

>>25354992
You sound really cool, would love to talk to you about film.
My kik username is whistlepig321

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Myself
>18, Male, Mexico
>5'6'' (1.73 cm, idk), 114lbs of pure bone calcium (Im very thin)
>Extremely soft blonde hair and white skin (genetics, son)
>Sometimes a bit socially awkward, but always trying to maintain a conversation without spilling my spaghetti
>Study space physics, absolutely love movies, into board games, decent chess player, like vidya sometimes, always love reading a book or two, have seen little to no anime (OPM and Initial D, as well as some JoJo episodes here and there). I also speak both english and spanish
>0 mental issues, can solve pretty much every psycological problem of myself and some others, have overcomed the feeling of breaking up
>Always trying to be friends with everyone. Currently trying to give Lee (you know, ''that'' Lee) the magic of friendship
>Had some cats in the past, they got poisoned by the neighboors. Buyed a paintgun and shot their dogs in exchange. So yeah, animals around here are usually in bad condition, hence why I dont like them that much
>Except for birds, birds are awesome. Specially crows, sparrowhawks and hawks, next to horses they're my favorite animals
>I guess I have a good sense of humor, I mean I dont laugh at the most sudden obvnoxious sound in sight, and I seem to make my friends laugh sometimes

Her:
>As for age I do not want anything 1 year below me or 2 years (maybe 3) above
>Maybe a bit smaller than me
>Thin, but nearly not as thin as me
>Black hair, white skin
>Can speak english
>Cares about me as much as I do for her
>DOESN'T CHECK HER CELLPHONE MORE THAN 5 TIMES IN AN AVERAGE DATE
>Is a bit depressive so I can take care of her

...I dont fucking know what else, since I completely lost my human capacity of falling in love

>>25356249
>>25357519

These are the only cute ones on the board. The rest are so tryhard.

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Her:
>Won't mind me rambling about science, history, or politics.
>Tomboyish
>Cuddly, empathetic.
>Not uptight about sexuality.
>Has at least a couple of hobbies.
>Geeky interests.
>Isn't a libtard.

Me:
>Male, 21, Central US.
>6'0, 158 lbs. I exercise every single day.
>Studying science, history, and philosophy is a hobby for me.
>Doesn't use social media.
>Center-right, if the political compass meme is correct.
>ENTP, if you're into this meme as well.
>I want to have a fun marriage and children in the future.
Discord:Seductive_Goose#2265
Kik: The_Legionary

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>>25357641
>These are the only cute ones on the board
>Me
>Cute

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>>25356249
sent request yesterday, never accepted

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Me:
>fat, short, but a usual 6/6.5 in rate threads
>average intelligence
>can sometimes be bratty/hard ass
>reading books, manga, comics
>enjoys comedies, horror, paranormal things, anime
>listens to most music
>try to be open minded
>works with makeup
>hard worker, dedicated
>have been described as a durian fruit: hard, sharp outside but soft creamy inside. a strange thing to love
>working on being more open and vulnerable with people
>woke-ish
>i truly like talking on the phone and sending letters to my partners. i think its romantic.
>sometimes i need my personal time alone to reconnect with myself

Them:
>good personality
>decent looking with good hygiene
>can make me laugh/good sense of humor
>woke-ish
>smarter than me
>level-headed, patient
>enjoys similar things or at least open minded to them
>hard worker but can enjoy a day lying around doing nothing
>softer personality in comparison to mine, however more dominate sexually
>a good communicator
>loves his/her/their mom
>will talk on the phone with me or at least reply to my letters
>will understand that words mean a lot to me
>into being in a serious relationship but down with separate time alone because alone time is important


"Every atom of me and every atom of you..."

>>25358556
How can I contact you?

>>25358776
kik porkhoney

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>>25354386
me:
>21/M/SoCal
>6'0, Black Eyes & Hair, Muscular, American Football Player Build
>INFP meme science
>Masculine, passionate, and stoic but you could also argue I'm guarded, a tryhard, and anti-social at first.
>Band shirt, leather jacket, and jeans everyday.
>Very analytical and don't like being told what to do or how to think.
>Like to focus all my energy into just a few things. Usually that is composing music and writing/directing.
>Sometimes I can be an asshole. I care about people's feeling but I don't know how to open up and communicate. So I'm working on that.
>Like being on the cutting edge and constatly moving foward.
>Almost making enough to be able to work online excusivly now.

gf:
>don't be obese
>don't be a complete normie
>mental disorders are fine as long as you're willing to work on them
>is a genuially kind person or is intellegent and snarky enough to make up for being a cold bitch

bonus if you know how to whip up a mean milksteak
[email protected]

>>25355732
So, hypothetically, if I didn't have a job right now because I'm exploring an artistic career, but still owned my own house and payed my own bills because I saved my money to do this, would that be an issue?

>>25359126
That's not an issue.
Really the *have a job* Is becasue I have talked with way to many guys who do nothing all day but sleep, and then game, with no income.

>>25359138
I don't do kik, but you should add me on league. Hide on Nick. I'm not great but we should play some time. And more importantly I can get someway to talk to you that doesn't involve me posting contact info on 4chan.

Me
>23/male/305
>very studious. Majoring in EE.
>love listening to music and working out
>i love to cook and will more than likely cook for you sometime
>i just love to laugh and be happy in general

Her
>20-28
>average body type
>likes to be active
>listens to a lot of music
Bonus if you listen to shoegaze

If you make me laugh, ill buy you dinner. Thats a promise.

Kik: electrofudgex
Skype: comand3rsmith

>>25356608
omg you're perfect
Please tell me you're in/near Maine?

>>25354453
Be my waifu but dont cheat on me pls

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me:
>21/m/uk
>british/french
>easygoing, never fights
>writes, plays guitar, loves vidya
>working on youtube career
>really just want to spoon someone

her:
>short but not too picky about this
>cute
>emo, but again not too picky
>not too big tits, I like small tits
>slender and petite
>plays vidya with me
>goes places with me
>does adorable things with me
>picnics, selfies, dates
>has my back
>be lazy and spoon me


kik, discord, skype, whatever if you're interested I guess

>>25354992
Finally someone in the UK. Add me.
Rhodeytoasty #6225

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Me:
>21/M/US of A
>Slight chub, 205 lbs, 5'11 primarily top but switches
>Half Kruat/Italio, half Spic
>Chill, never fights unless it's for harmless fun
>Plays vidya gaems, watching twitch, youtube
>working on computer technician cert
>in open relationship but want more peeps to share the love with

Them:
>Around same height or taller
>cute and feminine, prefer dick so fembois, traps, TS
>loves vidya gaems, memes, tv shows
>super clingy and adorable
>likes to be lazy and maybe sassy at times

KiK;ValliFun
Skype: tinopack

Me:
Depressed tranny, work full time, hygienic, not that good at intelligent conversation other than listening, passionless. Not that shy, but could be quiet if the hope has left my body. Able to handle stress and conflict. Generally don't have a lot to say or add to anything and am human driftwood
Her: abusive, controlling. Hurts belittles and takes advantage of me. Demands more than I can give. Not a cheater though fuck that

>>25355974
Fuck, you seem pretty much perfect other than the fact we're halfway across the globe from eachother :'l

>>25360299
Sure, just send me an email :3

>>25357443
Whereabouts do you live?

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me
>24/f/usa
>5'3, 105 lbs.
>Catholic
>somewhat conservative
>according to sources, 7/10
>loves nature
>apprentice falconer
>loves fishing
>currently working on my rehabilitation permit (for rehabing infant or injured animals and releasing them back into the wild)
>into hunting and trapping
>have job doing bids for a construction company
>also do work for neighbor that involves raising 1k game birds for release to be hunted

him
>around my age, male
>can handle my retarded hobbies
>willing to move to my state because I'm obligated to stay and getting permits to transport my red tailed hawk will be a pain, especially at my current permit level

would be really cool if you were a falconer too, wishful thinking though

>>25361212
Best form of contact?

>>25361223
[email protected]

A vagina connected to a woman who's not too ugly and can reproduce who's not too annoying. That's it.

>>25359707
massachusetts! so not far

>>25361212
What state would that be?

>>25355241
>u s of a

why does nobody like you exist in germany?

>>25357443
where do you live?
You seem like a good one

I'm exausted so I'll keep it short:

Ideal:
Female (21+)
Intelligent
Nightowl (+5 EDT)
Enjoys Reading / Learning
Good sense of humor
Preferably short (under 5'8)
Willing to voice (after we get to know each-other)
Has some interests and recommendations to share, or just willing to chat about whatever comes to mind.

Myself:
Male - 26
Height: 6'3
Weight: Quite Thin
I read obessively, whether it's fiction or non-fiction or medical textbooks, it's all fine by me.
I tend to sleep in and stay up most of the night.
Enjoy chatting (text or voice) for long periods of time.
Very interested in medicine and pharmacology, would like to be a physician.
Some minor medical issues from a brain injury after a car accident.
Been into Kink for a long time, but vanilla / non-kink is fine, it can stay out of conversations.

NO requesting or sending dick pictures.

Skype: Tremefy

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he: over 25, not a neet, not a beta, not a midget, hella cute, light eyes, no beard. not fat. plays video games, isnt a turbo nerd. has a sexy voice. knows how to treat people right. communicates well. attentive and has a full personality. uncut cock. lives in the usa. or canada. fuck me he doesnt exist on here.
me: same but grill no cock and my eyes are pretty much brown.

me:
>20 female
>158 cm latin
>into alt fashion
>stem major
>I like embroidery, knitting, crocheting, sewing, preserving insects, hiking etc.
>into film noir and shitty horror films
>a loner, does everything alone but really enjoys it
>I'm an ambivert but lean heavily towards introverted as I'm rather pensive quite often and tend to zone out/stay in my head
>loves traveling and going on road trips

him:
>very lanky, pale and tall
>glasses and long hair are a plus haha
>enjoys camping and having long comfortable silences together
>speaks another language
>a stem major preferably but doesn't matter as long as you're passionate about something
>likes insects
>can laugh at/make fun of everything
>up for being silly and cuddly all day
>likes to travel spontaneously
>loves to be stupid with me and not care about what others think

I guess if anyone is interested I'll add them on discord.

>>25361777
me except 24

>>25361797
preffered age or location?

>>25361798
you are for someone else then.

>>25361801
I would prefer 26 or under. My location is usa but I do travel often so location doesn't matter, haha

>>25361797
yyttvv#0897

Me:
>24/m/usa
>6'1, 290 lbs (losing weight), beard
>easygoing, affectionate
>more on the submissive side
>adhd (in the process of getting help for it)
>slut for cuddles
>kind of a nerd
You:
>Male, female, trans, I like them all.
>Dominant is a plus
>Kind, enjoys cuddling
>Understands adhd, or at least attempts to
Skype is [email protected]
Kik is joe1216

>>25361824
Then give me an add on discord
Harrt#1750

>>25361824
ayylmao#6293

>>25361359
do you have kik or discord?

>>25361797
This mostly matches me, 6'3, pale, longish (still growing) hair. I wear contacts though.

No discord, my Skype is in my post. You're going to get bombarded : (

>>25361752

Ideal man
-20-30
-Healthy, no mental bullshit, no pills
-Wants to get married and have a family
-Reasonably tall
-Is physically active
-Emotionally mature to face life and me
-White, blue eyes
-Orthodox christian
-Funny
-Smart, likes to educate himself
-Has goals in life, hobbies
-Has people to call true friends
-No drugs, alcohol, cigs, vape, clubbing, STDs, FWBs,
-Has a job he likes
-Can talk to him endlessly
-Calm

I doubt anyone fits this :(, but felt good writing it.

>>25361936
I'm pretty close.

If 5'11 is reasonably tall and you can put up with alcohol.

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>>25361953
>5'11"
>tall

>>25354432
Hey, are you from South Carolina?
kik: DobotRicks

>>25361936
I dated a 6'6", Orthodox Christian (white, black hair, blue eyes) before, despite how perfect he sounds, they're usually far from.

It was great at the beginning, then he started to become somewhat demanding. We would be watching a TV show, I had just sat down next to him, and he would demand I get up and do the smallest tasks for him over and over (get me water, shut the door for me, the blanket fell pick it up, close a window upstairs, go turn the heater on for me, etc.). He would wake me up at 3 am to get up and buy him something from a food truck because he felt hungry. I didn't mind at first but eventually I went nuts. It was harder than caring for a small child.

We would fight, I would complain about not having any free time, he eventually responded by slapping me. Then punching me and eventually fracturing one of my ribs.

I wouldn't bother with someone who identifies themselves as basically just the perfect white Christian man who makes money and he's very intelligent, has hobbies and interests and claims to have zero emotional or mental issues ever and swears off everything as if he has never had a vice. He also has tons of friends and everyone loves him. Be wary. These people are lying, everyone has problems. Anyone who claims they don't are usually either antisocial, psychopathic or just straight up lying to save face.

I count my lucky stars daily that we never had children. He ended up in jail for domestic assault and another charge. Has to go to court soon.

I doubt I'll show up, I don't even want to face the dude.

>>25361797
That is me, except that I don't wear glasses, even though I probably should.

him:
>tall, dark hair, glasses, nice legs
>can be chubby if he carries it well
>nice to me
>smarter than me
>appreciates my interests in spooky
>has his own interests I can be supportive of

me:
>20f, 5'1, 110 lbs
>not a NEET
>no drugs, will occasionally drink a glass of wine
>khv
>probably have autism because I can't talk to people irl, too intimidated by 90% of the population
>a little clingy but not yandere status
>was asked on a date for the first time less than a month ago, didn't know how to respond, now I sit in the bathrooms during my lunch break to avoid him
>in love with fox mulder
>not sure what else to put here

>>25362018

What is the best way to contact you?

>>25362018
kik me at joe1216

>>25361910
I'm not fond of sharing my skype but I sent you a request

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me:
>30/m/Canada
>5'10, chubby
>Working on losing weight
>in school for programming
>hobbies : gaming, painting, drawing, writing, gardening, cooking, reading, movies, anime
> I really enjoy horror stuff
> boards: v, x, tg, toy, tv
> much self deprecation humour.
> can function in real life, but generally don't get out.

her:
> 22 or older, in Canada or close to the border in US
> Enjoys some of the same hobbies or ideas, but has her own stuff
> enjoys comfy horror movie watching, or playing vidya together
> is outgoing and helps me get out of my shell at times

>>25361936

>20-30
30, to be exact
>Healthy, no mental bullshit, no pills
I'm not passive, which makes me come off as angry or defensive compared to most, but I'm ultimately rational and thoughtful just more direct.
>Wants to get married and have a family
Mmhm, I'm no prude but I can't see how hookups and serial monogamy is 'liberating' or in any way healthy.
>Reasonably tall
6'4", more than reasonable
>Is physically active
Used to play all kinds of contact sports, now just gym and occasional pick up games.
>Emotionally mature to face life and me
This means different things to different people, I just try to be a realist but not without heart.
>White, blue eyes
Check on first, brown on second. Is what it is. German/Scotch/Irish but no one in my large extended family has blue eyes as far as I can recall.
>Orthodox christian
Raised Catholic (see "large extended family", 18 blood related aunts and uncles), but don't (and won't) practice again for specific, personal reasons. I practice no faith at the moment but have attended services with others and have no outward objection when others do. Given the size and culture of my families I have had many very civil but vociferous discussions and debates on religious and spiritual matter. Not apologizing, but you were quite specific in referring to Orthodox Christianity and I am not that, but I am in no way a 'hurr-durr ruhligion is stupid' atheist.
>Funny
Did a little standup, prefer just stage acting, but yeah, I can cut it up sometimes.
>Smart, likes to educate himself
Obsessively. I read, listen and in my own way NEED to know about just about everything.

>>25362071
[Cont.]
>Has goals in life, hobbies
I'd like to write a good a novel, not just some ham-fisted NaNoWriMo shit. Lot's of creative goals. Financially want to be able to live in a quiet house with a view of water, afford the healthiest foods and own a couple cars, basic stuff. Also have a study that's basically a library.
>Has people to call true friends
Been living with em for almost 10 years.
>No drugs, alcohol, cigs, vape, clubbing, STDs, FWBs,
Nope, hell I don't drink soda more than twice a month.
>Has a job he likes
Secure for now and pursuing my passion to create a career with it.
>Can talk to him endlessly
That seems like that can only be empirically tested.
>Calm
Always. I get worked up and emotionally involved with all manner of things, but can always reel myself in and never get petty or selfish, at least I try to.

Discord is HisReqness#6519
Kik and skype, too, but I'm a fan of Discord.

>>25362018
>in love with fox mulder

Even in the vampire episode where he is just such a pretentious douche?

>>25361212
I only use Kik, you're free to add me there. You sound interesting.

Kik: elixus

>>25361999
I just find glasses to be really cute, but no glasses is cute, too :-)

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>>25361797
I'm >>25354798
We seem to fit a bunch of eachother's requirements. It'd be pretty sweet if we could talk and shit~

>>25362018
You sound cool too, my dude

>>25362018
Big fan of spooky stuff.
Shoot me a Kik:
ironpierat

Me:
>24/m/Usa (Ohio)
>5'10", Skinny
>Glasses, Tend to keep hair long but I want to cut it
>Have a job, support myself
>Like to Read/Write/Paint/do things socially
>Don't have any mental issues that I know of, likely have depression of some sort
>Intelligent
>Can cook and enjoys doing so for others
>Just enjoy going with the flow and enjoying things while they happen

Ideal:
>Female, Under 30
>Preferably somewhere nearby in the US
>Smart, or at least witty
>Doesn't mind the fact that I am awful at meaningless small talk, I really prefer having actual conversation
>Not gonna lie a lot of my attraction has to do with how much I like someone's personality

Discord: Jalexander#9244
Wasn't sure what to put here, I'm currently on painkillers because of dental surgery and my brain is elsewhere.

Everyone.

I'd just like to say that anything is possible in these threads. In previous thread to the last, I got an add from a very lovely and very intelligent young woman. It took her three threads to finally get the courage to add me. We both do not regret talking to each other. She's simply amazing.

Anything is possible bros. You'll find your ideal mate.

>>25362228
Y-You too

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>>25354432
26 m
Design degree
Fashion design minor
Into old vidya
Dry humour and a total bully especially if you don't know somethibg...will teass you until you feel bad then tickle you.

Fa/streetwear/formal menswear
Call me daddy if I can call you kitten

Will pet you if you sit on my lap/back while I play vidya or watch movies

Kik jayjamsan

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>>25362228

>LARPing in an IM thread

Dont give me false hope like that.

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Her:
>18-25
>light hair and/or light eyes
>no tattoos
>white
>straight
>extroverted or talktative, but antisocial
>very weird
>cynical and judging
>pretentious
>doesn't do drugs
>clingy
>heart filled with hate
>pure
>fragile
>cruel
>sacred

Me:
>23
>very long, light brown hair
>white
>introverted
>picky
>monk-like
>traditional
>read and listen to music all the time
>have a career

skype/email: [email protected]
kik: MorthVargr

>>25362071
>>25362077

You're trying way to hard pal.

>>25362288
>1 post

And you're not trying hard enough, friendo.

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>>25362273
I don't give false hope. Anything and everything is possible. Give it a chance and believe my friend.

me:
>19/f/texas
>5'4, 130, 34D
>white, glasses, kinda shaggy hime cut, green eyes
>switch
>left-leaning
>INFP, but pretty outgoing for an introvert
>i like weed, i like drinking, i smoke cigs very rarely
>likes to mock/make fun of you
>bad sleep cycle
>takes a lot of selfies
>i like guro/gore/menhera, clown aesthetic
>true crime community
>don't know shit about video games
>likes bullying people online

him:
>19-35
>shaggy hair, pref dark hair or dyed
>taller than me, skinny
>preferably dominant
>got picked on in high school
>looks like a school shooter
>if you have tattoos they have to be cool and not family crests or wolves or something
>if you're old you have to look like a trashy dad but not have any kids
>likes being called daddy
>obsessive
>online a lot
>likes mean girls
>knows that cats are better
>knows that asuka is better

not sure how to describe ideal mate i tried

>>25362439
hit me up for contact info pls be cool

>>25362449
20/m/tx
Discord: AwesomeKurt#0755
kik: AwesomeKurt

>>25362449
what are your contacts boss?

>>25362470
kik: ghostbabie420
>:) pls somewhat fit description

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me:

>19/m/East Coast US
>5'10
>Korean/asian
>EECS Major (Pays well and Im good at math just like any other asian)
>Collect overpriced clothing, cologne, and skincare products
>Into thinspo and korean idol aesthetic
>Filthy league player

HER:

>qt effay girl into vidya/cosplaying/going to conventions/EGLs are cool too.

thats all i want QQ

>>25362483
If you were like ten years older, then we'd be perfect and I'd be your underweight lolita gf.

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>>25362483

Discord: uuu#3729

>>25354548
>>25354432
>>25361797
>>25354992

Me:
>20/m/texas
>pansexual
>[spoiler]physically disabled[/spoiler]
>4 feet tall, about 100 pounds
>theatre and communications major
>just started a YouTube channel, dream is to become an actor or e-celeb
>extremely extroverted, annoyingly so
>doesn't like or hate most music
>pretty politically left but slowly becoming more open minded
>loves Nintendo games
>atheist
>420 friendly

You:
>ideally female, trans is great too, male is ok
>chubby
>boobs, bigger the better
>blonde
>ok with how short I am
>will put up with my bullshit
>likes Nintendo games
>not a huge conservative
>not extremely religeous
>artistic or creative
If you don't fit some of these that's fine because I'm desperate.

Discord: AwesomeKurt#0755
Kik: AwesomeDuckMan

>>25362483

Not gonna lie, that chick has such a hot body. Skinny can go too far and get gross, but that one looks basically at the perfect balance between thin and still alive.

>>25362488

Have you posted here on another ID? I'd do quite a bit to make an underweight lolita gf happy and content.

>>25362527
No, I haven't.

What would you do?

>>25362573

Go shopping all the time for cute outfits. Cook healthy meals together at home and try to find the best cupcakes in town when out. Encourage her, help her with hobbies and interests. Let her fall asleep using me as a big body pillow whenever she wants. Adopt a dog or a cat. Cuddle in bed a lot.

That's just off the top of my head, would be a day-to-day thing.

>>25362602
Why don't you reply to the template?

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him:
>18-21
>tall, thin
>stem, in college pref.
>dresses well, has style
>soft, clear skin
>white or asian pref,
>likes reading
>prefers cats over dogs
>not clingy
>politically left of center
>no drugs
>has his own friends/knows how to socialize
>no facial hair
>doesn't get angry

I:
>18/f
>u s a
>cs, in college
>asian, short, skinny, flat
>dress pretty ok
>good skin
>don't like scary movies, spicy food, pickles
>watch anime
>play games
>like indie,alt, electronic classical mu

post or ask or ignore

>>25362625
I imagine it's possible he's slightly embarrassed, and doesn't want to put himself out there for possible ridicule. And it's rather easy to ridicule someone on the internet when they say they want to go shopping all the time for cute outfits

>>25362625

I suppose I can, there's not much to say.

>Intellectually curious
>Can enjoy socializing or quiet time
>Emotional awareness and at least some coping skills
>Open and honest
>Someone with whom we can both be supportive, imperfect and forgiving

Physically
>Slightly chubby to very skinny and everything in between can be attractive
>All hair and skin colors can be attractive
>Short and tall can be attractive

Etc. I think the problem a lot of people make with the physical aspects, at least, is that they just describe one or two (mixed together) people they know or have seen who are very attractive to them and then apply their features to everyone. There are a variety of different attractive traits. I like the idea that '10s' exist, but there are 10s for each individual person, not objective traits that make a 10. Of course the whole scale is subjective, but most notably on the extremes.

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>>25362271
absolutely fucking not

>>25362717
whatthefuck LOLOL

>>25354432
I'm 20/m/usa too,

Kik: Cheddar317

>>25362697
I've though of a new form of torture. It's listening to you trying to decide what you want for dinner

>>25362727

I'm actually very decisive, but writing out an entire thought process and method of weighing factors can make a person seem flaky.

>>25354386
>18
>White
>Male
>Blue eyes
>Brown hair
>North Texas (Plano)
>Enjoys dabbling in electrochemistry and messing with Arduinos
>Software engineering major
>Future data scientist
>6'1, ~180 pounds (always shifting between 170 and 180, got gym membership recently so it will probably go up though)
>Enjoy classical music and power metal
>/pol/ tier political beliefs and ideology
>In the dark on religion, choosing between Church of Christ, Eastern Orthodox and Mormonism
>Really cheap

You:
>Female
>15-18 for you lurkers but if you aren't 18 then don't expect any sex-related stuff or romantic relationships yet, I don't want to ruin my life via some sting operation
>White
>Blue eyes (grey is alright too, green isn't great but I'll take it)
>Blonde hair (red and brown are ok too)
>Hopefully near me but whatever
>5'4 to 6'0, don't care much
>Chubby or really fat idc, not skinny though. Average is alright too but I prefer chubby or beyond
>Shares at least some of my interests and most if not all of my political and ideological beliefs
>Some variety of Christian, no mahometans/pagans/atheists/Jehova's Witness/other heathen
>Not what would be considered a normie
>Financially aware

>>25362876
snapchat: lukesterboi1234, kik: billybobjoethe13th for any interested people

>>25362439
I feel like I need to ground you and take away any access you have to the internet. Damn.

>>25362658
ill bite,


>>25362483
>>25362504

>>25356883
Bump

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>>25354432
you've been posting in ideal mate threads for this long, but you still haven't found the right loser to settle down with?

or is it the other way around? that you can't even manage to keep one of these desperate shut-ins interested in you for more than a month?

34/m/lawyer/ 302 - DE

F or trap, literally anyone with a high sex drive willing to fuck around with the funniest person they've ever met.

>>25362984
why's that :O

The Best please come back :c

>>25363069
>You think cats are better
>School shooters have shit haircuts
>Call me daddy
>Stockholm syndrome sounds kind of hot.
>Clowns?

>>25363093
they rly do have shit haircuts im spending all my time online looking at them

>>25363108

I got like 70% of your shit but I'm slightly drunk and bored so if you wanna talk about serial killer haircuts hit me up.

mrhydetoyou

Ideal, you say?

me:
>28/m/New England, USA
>5'11, 185lbs, 18%BF
>dark brown hair with hard part
>like to try out new fashions
>sport coat w/button up or blank colored t-shirt with raw denim jeans and decent brogues or captoes for causal in fall-spring
>brightly colored flannels/button-ups (with sleeves rolled) and jeans/shorts with sockless brogues or colored chucks through summer
>prefers to discuss ideas and the aesthetic
>likes to camp deepwoods bushwhacking, urbex, rooftops I'm not supposed to be on, dockside, beachside, long drives in muscle car
>enjoy acid and other psychedelics on occasion with close friends
>drink socially
>charismatic
>ENTJ
>very dominant

her:
>4'11-5'6
>long brown hair
>warm green eyes
>wide hips, medium bust
>12-20%bf
>doesn't take cuddling and affections outside of sex as a sign of weakness or dependence
>is okay with being alone and out of contact for a reasonable amount of time
>has her own group of girl friends
>has thoughts in her head outside of social media and celebrity gossip
>is willing to grow as a person with me
>is willing to be made a fool of sometimes
>is okay with making a fool out of me sometimes
>wants to spend some time out meeting new people
>wants to spend some time in jumbled up with me on the bed or couch watching a movie/reading a book
>submissive in bed
>calls me daddy
>likes it when I eat her ass

something something kik: TheWrongType

Me:
>20/male/GB (East Midlands)
>6'5", thin frame, brown hair, brown eyes
>quiet, patient, introverted
>play bass, guitar, drums, and ukulele
>also sing
>when I get drunk enough Hunter S. Thompson narrates my thoughts
>I'm not a commie

Her:
>short
>at least average looks
>not dissociative
>appreciative of film and music
>not slutty, not going to cheat
>not a commie
>not a zionist

>>25354992
The post was 3 days old, but still seems warm.
sussmansama#9605

Lists are fucking stupid so here's a stupid fucking list

Me
>21/lad/Burgerstan
>6 foot
>~150lbs
>white
>longish brown hair, blue eyes
>dress fairly punk
>agnostic
>flyboy
>play guitar
>play shit like dota
>punk metal and old rock is the best
>slightly left/centrist/everyone is stupid these days
>fairly introverted
>KINKY
>concerts and traveling are fucking great

her
>be an actual girl born with a vagina
>18-23 prefer no b8
>less than 6 foot, shorter=better
>petite, skinnier and smaller boobs=better
>be cute fem girly girl or punk/scene chick
>wants to travel and go to concerts with me
>play or at least like to watch my trash games
>introverted but can talk my ear off
>KINKY, sub or switch

If you want contact FUCKING ASK, odds are ill lurk this thread til it dies

>>25362439
All those things but the hair.
Also misato is better than either.

Kik is citizenshoop

Me
>27 M Netherlands
>Straight
>1m90/6"4 80kilo/176lb (skinny/fit)
>sexual role Switch i guess if it matters
>Work 40H weekly as an engineer (small electrics)
>Sports (3x weekly)
>Gaming (casual, love good story singleplayer)
>Movies (i watch alot! got too many favs)
>Music (House, deephouse, techno, drum n bass and some random shit)
>likes nature and animals
>loves documentaries (most of them at least)
>Social life, weekends only. only
>i`m very friendly, chatty and very open. non judgemental too.
>i speak my mind.
>looking for an online relationship-ish, just someone who i like, and who likes me.

You
>20/30 Female Anywhere
>EU timezone preferred
>switch would be nice too.
>any body type but fat
>chatty
>not shy, say what you want when you want.
>Open personality and non judgemental.
>interest in sports would be nice
>doesnt really get offended easilly

thats about it i guess.. i`m not picky as long as we click

Contact: Live:nlsocsk (skype)

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>>25354548
Too bad I am a chubby/muscle 6'0 colored chick who is an likes the outdoors, otherwise you would have been my match. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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>>25363533
Also I can't seem to grasp normal grammar. Bare with me English is my second language.

Me:

>18 y/o female
>skinny but with a big pair of breasts
(not gonna lie, my ass isn't too amazing)
>5'11
>I love volleyball, painting, just silence in general (but I do like loud parties and concerts once in a while)
>I do drugs once in a while (harmless psychedelics) and smoke weed like twice a week
>still in high school
>live in Eastern Europe

Him:

>at least 10 years older than me
>6ft and up
>buff
>gives me orders and hits me if I'm not obedient
>forcefully has sex with me even when I don't want to
>ties me up and locks me in the basement for days when I'm disrespectful to him
>purposely drugs me once in a while so he can rape me more easily
>is OK with occasional use of drugs for recreational purposes, not an addict himself


By the way if you live in Eastern/central Europe reply with contact details

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Me:
>25/female/US
>5'8" at 155lb (I know, chubs as fuck. Dieting and working out on a daily now)
>dark brown eyes, long black hair
>shitty spanish accent
>in STEM
>introverted, shy, blah blah blah
>fairly easy to get along with
>I like to play vidyas whenever I have time
>I wish I had more hobbies to talk about

You:
>female
>22-30 years old
>likes vidyas
>not a hardcore sjw
>likes dogs/cats
>wouldn't mind spending the weekend cuddled up watching horror/thriller movies

>>25363614
How do I go about contacting you?

>>25362439
Sucks that you live in the US.

>19/m/Estonia
>skinny-ish ,183cm tall
>right now somewhat dark long hair, reaches shoulders
>dress well, usually darker colors
>Physically fit
>not much of a social person, but can handle
>introverted
>Play guitar and other instruments
>Into alternative music, boradly said, heavy metal
>might get clingy at times of sorrow
>geniunely wnat to help people and better their lives
>Consider myself well educated about anythign related to science
>switch


Her:
>female, 17-not really sure
>european
>Educated, not basic
>likes alternative/non-mainstream music
>doesn't yell, is reasonable
>wants to spend time with me
>big plus is alternative look and being short, 160-ish
>can be a switch

>>25363030
>20
>settling down
lol

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>26/male/Ontario, Canada
>average build. 6' tall
>likes reading
>Art major/university educated
>loves all kinds of music
>like working with my hands. Sewing,painting, drawing, building, etc...
>into art,design, fashion, music, film, food.
>kink positive, sex positive
>talkative and high energy at times and super low energy and chill others
>(I)ENTP

You:
>similar 18-30
>shorter than me
>enjoy being man handled in a playful way
>female
>hopefully close by but if not thats okay
>have interests or are interesting
>kink and sex positive is a plus
>enjoy staying in some days and going out others
>interested in art, music, or film
>petite, slim, or average build...a little thicc goes a long way

>>25362717
Yeah i remember that...took forever to clean my kik out

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Me:
>22/m/georgia
>tall, lanky but building
>redhead and freckles but not white
>cute, and working my way up
>extroverted, though moderate/self-conscious
>neet for 2 months, looking for next job
>enjoys walks/jogs with other people
>like drawing, reading, video games, being silly and sweet often
>enjoys some anime, a bit of a late explorer
>shortcomings include: generally prefers being indoors, can seem distant, is awkwardly expressive in a private setting
>dislikes people who are unwarrantedly loud, self-obsessed, or seemingly only ever has complaints on their mind

Him/Her/???
>around my age or older, wouldn't mind younger but I'm cautious on that front
>doesn't have to be in school, but actively studying something wouldn't hurt
>has some /fa/ sense, good hygiene and stuff but they don't have to see themselves as a looker
>has cute tendencies
>alright with talking about feels
>wants to grow
>capable of mushiness, potentially lots of it
>likes animals
>knows why bane wears the mask

I'll add you. If you're just lonely, I don't mind just being a pal.

>>25362439
Kik is kekrepublic

>>25363572
please add me
i`m >>25363505

>>25361777
32 and for the rest, but I've had a beard since I was 17 and won't be shaving it anytime soon. Men wear beards.

Me
>25/m/EUW
>brown hair/eyes, white
>5'10
>medium/fit
>fulltime job
>run 70km/week
>plays vidya
>can cook
>trilingual
>mentally stable

You
>Female
>younger/same age
>small and slim
>doesn't have to play vidya
>please have a job
>ethnicity not relevant
>can be lazy
>pets are ok
>highheels are bonus

crocoop

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My ideal, doesn't matter if you can't check all the boxes.

>>25363572
crocoop

>>25363572
Pipredomese kik

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Me:
>23/m/Quebec
>Tall and pretty fit, I train about 4-6 days a week during the summer
>Comp Sci Major, I can see myself doing that for the next 5-10 years but I might want to do something simpler like fire fighting or massage therapy afterwards
>Love to sing, learning guitar and want to learn a wind instrument at some point
>Live in big city but hate it, want to move somewhere more rural when I can
>Smart and soft-spoken, but I love to go off and discuss things in-depth
>Politically more right-wing but I wouldn't say I belong to any group
>Spiritually open, raised Catholic but always had an interest in things like Odalism, Wicca, and other edgy Euro-religions
>Plays the vidya, pissing my pants in anticipation for the steam summer sale
>Very fond of more traditional viewpoints, I have a lot of respect for people who aspire to be really great parents in this world full of shitty ones
>Wants to travel across Europe and a lot of smaller islands around the East-coast/Europe - mostly for the countryside, food, and monuments/historical sites
And much more...

Her:
>18+/F/within a couple hours drive
>Between 5'6'' an 5'10''
>Not super picky about body type, but I tend to be attracted to girls who are on the fit side with some (or a lot) cushioning
>Open spiritually and politically (it's okay to not care about politics but if you have no interest in spirituality/philosophy then buzz off)
>Committed to personal growth in and outside a relationship
>Nurturing and very caring, I get easily discouraged sometimes
>Musically inclined, if you are any good at singing I'll probably fall in love with you very easily
>Strong family bonds to make up for my lack thereof
>Plays vidyas?
>Wants to travel a bit
>A bit of a counter-culturalist, finds disdain in a lot of superficial things modern people are obsessed with (pets, celebrities, etc.) - I'll admit that I'll probably never find any girl who actually fits this

Discord: Big McLargehuge#1506
kik: DobotRicks

>>25364449
Are you interested in chatting casually?

Me

>22/f
>quiet
>maths student
>keeps busy
>adventurous
>likes trees
>likes painting

You

>22+/m
>driven
>intelligent
>kind, considerate
>stays healthy
>likes the outdoors

>>25365128
Contact?

>>25365128

>Outdoors

Do you live where it's accessible?

>>25365128
when you say you like trees; do you "like trees" or do you 'like trees'

>>25365128
Hi.

26 y/o, male
Physics PhD student
Europe
I try to be healthy but I'm no health freak. I occasionally eat McDonald's and I don't work out as much as I could, but I try to do my best without overdoing it.

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I live in a city for now