Assumption thread? Assumption thread.

>>25349536
Realized this wasn't rotated at the moment I hit post. Fuck me.

>>25349536
Retarded trope? Retarded trope.

>>25349536
libtard kikecuck

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>>25349536
watches anime and doesn't know what to study

>>25349812
Easy to talk to, goes through 3 boyfriends in a month

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>>25349536
tumblr asthetic
loves korean girls
wears same specs i do

>>25349812
horses
beaches
perfect life

>>25349823
3 per month?? why?
>>25349862
not into horses, but beaches are nice!
you look like you're usually shy, but have moments of energy when you can be yourself and do whatever comes to your mind

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(can't believe this is one of the best pics I have of myself)


>>25349536
Likes wrestling.

Has a weird, but interesting personality that is doing you more and more good as you grow older.

Might attempt to build a career on YouTube.

>>25349812
Does something economical. Or something with management. Goes to festivals, vibrant social life. Lit stories on snap.

>>25349862
You're Canadian. You have quotes that, if they were collected and put in a book, it would be a bestseller, because nobody can predict what you're going to say next. Has a Tumblr-account. Listens to St. Vincent.

>>25349953
not really, mostly not true

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>>25349536
Uses tumblr. Reads some strange books.

>>25349812
Good self esteem. Likes to spread rumors.

>>25349862
Tries to find/has her own style. Likes animals.

>>25349953
Likes to exercise. Sympathetic.

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>>25349536
Thought he had a shot at being a pro at league of legends. Gets wasted in front of orange is the new black to cope.
>>25349812
Insecure about body. Constantly seeking for attention because Chad dumped her in second grade. 90% probability of getting a boobjob.
>>25349862
Has fantasies about dating pikachu. Gets overly enthusiastic about things to channel an Asian aura around her. Everybody gets annoyed except her close friend Dimitri.
>>25349953
Thinks football isn't gay and always plays fifa. Loves to eat fast food and will become fat as soon as he finds work.
>>25350088
Unironically likes Christian rock. Eats too much chocolate when she starts to wonder if everything will be really ok like Jesus said. Likes to read bible fanfiction.

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>>25350157
Shares anti trump post on his fb
>>25350088
that nice girl at the christian summer camp
>>25349953
He's better than all of his friends at soccer but doesn't do any other sports
>>25349862
goes on tumblr
>>25349812
that friendly but not too friendly girl
>>25349536
Degenerate

>>25349953
Age? Guessing 18

>>25349536
comp sci students
hangs out with a lot of lesbians
lowkey wants to fuck a few of them
pretty camp for a guy who isn't gay

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>>25349536
will end up dropping out of college and begin working in a shitty call center tech support job.
>>25349812
family's got money but you've always been good about not being a brat because of it. in the prime party phase of your life and loving it for now.
>>25349862
goes to joy division/new order dance parties in dive bars. you're fashion tastes are going to be very heavily androgynous moving forward. that's what's up.
>>25349953
must be a young baby because you're out in the snow without a proper coat. i assume your also wearing gym shorts in this photo
>>25350088
totally goes on those multi day christian retreats where they stop the clocks and all that BS
>>25350157
plays in a folk or old timey band
>>25350195
precious child, your time will come. but i assume you posting snaps like this does not help your situation
>>25350273
no longer held back from the strictness of a private school dress code you're determined to let your hair reach optimal lengths. at least until mom complains too much.
>>25350480
not someone who normally posts in here. im assuming youre new to posting but not lurking. escape while you still can!!

>>25350588
i assume that you're shy, but kinda tough

i love you Maille!

>>25350627
Hello, hello!! Thank you :)

You're assumption is pretty accurate I must say

>>25350638
<3

>>25350088
nope
>>25350157
was insecure, not anymore
>>25350195
kind of true
>>25350588
not true

I'm >>25349812 with new id

>>25349536
Perpetually mad at mommy and daddy, recently came out of the closet; no one was surprised.

>>25349812
Is so bored and lonely that he posts photos of females in threads on 4chin

>>25349862
Same as above, only this time the guy might be in the photo

>>25349953
Hates America

>>25350088
Wears the cross unironically

>>25350157
Took this with a selfie stick but likes to pretend some hot chick took it

>>25350195
Do u even lift??

>>25350273
82 kb of suicidal tendencies

>>25350480
Born in Puerto Rico

>>25350588
Copied this photo from the /shg/ and copied the filename. What a creep

>>25351147
>Do u even lift??
Yeah 1m80 75kg lifts are 1/2/2/3
>tfw no legs

>>25351139
depressed and atheist
>>25350588
cheerful and nice girl but is secretly depressed

>>25351245
I know you do. That's why I said it.

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OK so I put way too much effort into this so tell me if I'm at all close.

>>25349536
Possible edgy atheist, slight social problems, craves attention, kind of soft personality.

>>25349812
Bubbly personality, sometimes overdrinks at parties, doesn't start drama but gets caught up in it every once in a while, reserved to those she doesn't know but opens up easily.

>>25349862
Cute, listens to good music and likes sharing new songs that she finds with her friends. Shy yet thoughtful towards others.

>>25349953
UK boi, has a bunch of friends he gets into trouble with and goes on cheeky nandos runs with. Not a lot of parental oversight, but he gets by regardless. Smart student, but doesn't try very hard.

>>25350088
Conservative personality (not politically), religion is a big part of her life. Nice, but doesn't open up easily. Everyone knows her name, but not many people know about her.

>>25350157
Gets mistaken for Arin from Game Grumps on the street. Goofy sometimes, has a contagious laugh. Travels, has a younger sibling or two. In school for... business or finance?

>>25350195
Normal enough guy, has a bunch of friends, but nobody that he could call his "best friend". In social situations, tries too hard at times and is kind of awkward, but lovable.

>>25350273
Stereotypical NEET, but maybe still goes to high school? Procrastinates a lot in favor of vidya. Possibly depressed, but in the future will find someone that gets him out of his funk.

>Part 2 incoming

>Part 2 of >>25351473

>>25350480
Pretty average in every sense of the word. I guess his only drawback is that he doesn't stand out. Well liked by everyone

>>25350588
Her smile lights up the room. Tough but kind exterior, doesn't betray her emotions easliy. Type-A personality, high drive for success, and very opinionated. Plays an instrument in her spare time.

>>25351139
The average Slayer fan, into metal and possibly prog rock. Plays guitar or drums and posts his covers on youtube or facebook. Not popular, but is okay with it, he has his own group of friends anyway. Minor depression issues.

>>25351281
Indian that recently relocated to Australia. Into either football (soccer) or rugby. Is an A student and has strict parents which inhibits his social life from becoming what it could be.

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>>25351473
>Normal enough guy, has a bunch of friends, but nobody that he could call his "best friend". In social situations, tries too hard at times and is kind of awkward, but lovable.
Wew lad hits home, like really close.
You look like that guy I didn't really think I could have deep conversations with but we ended up speaking about politics and history for hours

>>25351499
I love politics and history! Philosophy is pretty great too. We'd definitely be friends if we met IRL, I have no doubt. I do have a bit of advice for you based on your reaction. It's pretty generic, but true nevertheless: be yourself. Anything else is too contrived. Don't overthink social interactions.

>>25351533
Yeah, swimming is great! I don't compete but I go to the pool and lap swim pretty often.

>>25351473
insecure because people stare at your disproportionally wide face. Is a people pleaser. No one really respects you, you get used a lot.

>>25350273
absolutely adorable

musician who hates music he is unable to play ie
"jazz has no soul, blues is where it's at yo"

>>25351908
Couldn't be further from the truth in terms of insecurity. I have no delusions that I look like Apollo or anything like that, but I don't think I fell from the ugly tree when I was born either. Yeah, I'm a people pleaser. In terms of respect, I don't think I'm looked down upon or used at all. It's in my personality to call bullshit, so when I feel like I'm not being treated fairly, I say something.
>Also I can't help but notice you didn't post your picture, anon.

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>>25351473
into science, kinda sporty
>>25351281
walks on his head
>>25351139
plays and instrument but not ambitious
>>25350588
lgbt
>>25350480
normal dude

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Gonna be brutal
>>25349536
Degenerate, why do you do this to yourself
>>25349812
Thot
>>25349862
Weeb, you sat with the smelly greasy kids in high school during lunch
>>25349953
Chill dude desu
>>25350088
Autistic
>>25350157
Neckbeard, nuff said
>>25350195
Honestly, you seem pretty chill, you're probably just anti social
>>25350273
Redneck
>>25350480
You're a "white" black guy
>>25350588
Lesbo

>>25349536
100% leftie cuck who cant beat his mom in arm wrestling

>>25350588
I really like your critiques haha

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Tell me about me /soc/

>>25352935
You're too fucking lazy to do assumptions

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>>25349536
Stereotypical Canadian
>>25350157
Weed smoker/studies ecology or some other granola shit/chill most of the time outside of Mario kart related arguments
>>25350273
French Canadian/curious about becoming a trap but not enough to actually get a dress/generally low key
>>25351139
Metal
>>25352906
upper middle class and extremely health conscious
>>25350088
Formerly a massive anime fan/mostly reserved but extremely polite

>>25352972
Not even close, surrounded by mountain dew cans right now

>>25352937
My bad dude, just left a pic before getting in the shower, that's all.

>>25352906
Fairly wealthy guy or in wealthy family, comfortable with his looks

>>25352868
Fresh out of high school, weeb

>>25352861
Hmmmm might surf but idk, you look like my restaurant coworker

>>25351473
Friendly but comes off as awkward frequently

>>25351281
Look like a shut in and robot

>>25353043
Wrong about the second bit, I hate anime

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>>25349536
probably a leftist
>>25349812
probably into yoga
>>25349862
weeb
>>25349953
really good taste in football team
>>25350088
you can quote any part of the bible no hesitation
>>25350273
you probably formed a band with friends when you were 14 and it bothers you that you never talk to said friends anymore
>>25350480
normie
>>25351139
you like black metal, probably own loads of black shirts
>>25351281
why are you upside down
>>25351473
probably play the keyboard
>>25352972
you have a a very opinion about coffee
>>25353066
probably a fun guy. normie

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>>25349536
Bi sexual, but claims to be gay to score with chicks, and every time acts like it's only because she's soo beautiful
>>25349812
Pretends to be a normie but often puts on black metal and paints face, runs around apartment screeching to the lyrics
>>25349862
Pretends to be goth or emo, only because of friends. Really just a nerdy book worm that would rather lounge about in PJs reading all day
>>25349953
Can not sportz won't stop trying. only one on his team that's out of the closet.
>>25350088
Plays MMO shooter games without mic, tears shit up in the game, often makes people rage quit.
>>25350157
Claims to be a spiritualist because those chicks are easy, doesn't understand half the spiritual things he says.
>>25350195
Fuck boy
>>25350273
Too scared to post an assumption. Is hoping someone posts his resemblance to Carl from TWD
>>25350480
Genuinely nice guy,
>>25350588
Sweet personality, has more experience than most people her age. Very intelligent, with a great sense of humor. loves animals, because they're not humans.
>>25351139
Thinks he's brutal, never been in a fight, Mosh pits don't count. Says core is not metal in random unrelated situations.
>>25351281
Extremely new here, posted in this thread on a bet with his drunk or stoned buddies.
>>25351473
Lurker, has wife and kids at home, is the drunk or stoned buddie that dared >>25351281, and maybe >>25351281 to post here.

>>25352861
Biggest passion is catching waves, actually treats women with respect. That surprises everyone.
>>25352868
Is attempting to get people to assume gender.
>>25352906
Drove for hours to take this photo. Lives in shitty apartment.
>>25352935
only here because his game site crashed. Only posted because he's that bored.
>>25352972
Is looking for a date.

>>25353088
you really like astronomy

>>25353094
Hahaha tons of witchcraft and divination I study, astronomy is the only one that I can't get interested in hahaha Nice ^_^

>>25353088
You're fucking stupid if you even struggle with my gender, I may still look young but I'm clearly a dude

>>25353105
Wow, dude don't take it so serious. That was sarcasm. And more about how you were sitting than how you look.

>>25352935
>>25353088
Wrong about both, try again

>>25352935
Oh, you now things...
You've been in files few people have even heard of haven't you?...
^not sarcasm

>>25353127
Do I come off as some kinda l33t hacker? Lmao

>>25353145
little bit yeah. At the least someone in the know of secret societies.

>>25353151
Not the case here, friendo

>>25349862 here

>>25350588
hell yes on the androgynous style seeping into my life. lol

>>25351473
pretty spot on. i dont have friends to share music with. im a metalhead.

>>25352868
i like anime, video games, cosplay, but i dont worship any characters or own an anime toys lol

>>25353084
again with the weeb thing.. wrong.

>>25353088
ive been listening to 80s and 90s metal since i was 10 years old. not a pretend in the slightest.. but i do prefer to be alone, with a book.

>>25353178
I could tell ^_^ that was sarcasm. You seem pretty cool so it was the most sarcastic thing I could think of that wouldn't be extremely crude.
Honestly I don't really believe most the crap I posted, just thought of the most sarcastic thing I could, exept with a couple of them, simply because I couldn't think of anything funny that wasn't going too far. I will admit the first few were a bit much haha.

>>25353178
Hey I found this a while ago, kinda like it. It's mild but interesting. I'd like to hear your opinion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSdtvfBQd6c

>>25353219
nah.. after listening to that i feel like i gotta cleanse my soul with some pantera now

>>25353312
I will concede pantera is way better. I've had a sneaking suspicion that I only like the videos. Mostly because every time I listen to it I feel an urge to listen to something like black sabbath, iron maiden or megadeath.
Thank you for confirming that for me.

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>>25353322
dont mention it lol that artic monkeys/black keys vibe just turns me off. wouldnt matter how catchy the rythm was.. that same voice sickens me. gif related. thats how i pray.

>>25351147
I want to know how accurate my assumptions are. If I responded to you please respond and tell me if I was correct or not

>>25353368
>>25349862 here

you were dead wrong.

>>25353088
>Fuck boy
wew lad that's not nice

>>25353378
So you're not bored and lonely?

>>25353387
yeah... I actually figured it's the opposite of true.
Also you seem to be thick skinned.

>>25353387
Recently reinvented himself in the hopes of finding out what this sex thing his friends keep talking about is really like. Still has a hard time with it because "loose" women scare him, mostly the idea of STIs but other things as well.

That closer?

>>25349536
And in the spirit of honest and nice I'll give you a better one too.
Gay, hoping to make a genuine connection with another guy, really not wanting to fap or get some BS hook up. Keeps asking himself why he comes here with those hopes.

>>25353447
feels unlucky
>>25353088
into weed and militaria
>>25353084
nerdy about some specific topic

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>>25353088
good with kids
>>25353084
is a real gangsta
>>25352972
really likes polotics
>>25352868
has the name Gal,
>>25352861
is paralisedd
>>25351473
smiiiiiiillllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeee
>>25350588
prefers lonliness but still doesn't like it.
>>25350195
shit tier memes

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>>25349536
Almost too gay to function.
>>25349812
Dyke. Obv.
Listens to Dido while she seduces.
>>25349862
First year in gender studies.
>>25349953
I believe it's the best you have of yourself and that turtle mouth. Frfrotr, calm down. 1998 was a long time ago.
>>25350088
Wanted wire frames, but her mom wouldn't let her.
>>25350157
Claims masc4masc, but posts on t4m.
>>25353066
The cause of 54 thousand deaths worldwide.
>>25353084
Shits in the street.
>>25353088
Pulls MAD puss.


Kay I can't be bothered to do the whole thread, too drunk.

>>25353568
Ok, you fucking rock!
>>25353088 is me, and I could, But I'm so damn picky.
>>25353088
.... true, but not something I advertise because it draws the peados and I reeeaaally don't like them.
>>25353088
.. not untrue, not my main interests, but still on the nose.

>>25353563
Too shy to be as kinky as she wants to be
>>25353568
The absolute life of any party or club, and tough as nails when needed.

>>25349966
Not even the vibrant social life-part?

So, let me react to some of the assumptions.

>>25350088
Well, I do exercise, but I hate it a lot.
Am sympathetic, yes.

>>25350157
Yep, yep, nope and nope. I don't gain weight easily.

>>25350195
I actually suck at it so much, I'm the goalie usually. I don't do other sports, unless you count riding go-karts once in a while.

>>25350350
19.

>>25350588
I probably was + long johns on because I want to copy my idol Arjen Robben and want to prove to myself and friends I don't get sick in the cold.

Don't think I got sick.

>>25351147
Nah dude, I love America lol, I love America so much I watch NASCAR.

>>25351473
Not UK. Am actually the calm one of the lads and keep myself out of trouble because I don't regularly surround myself with people I think are trouble. Doing well in school, but could do much better if I tried harder.

>>25352868
Yeah, I think so.

>>25353084
If I could kiss you right now, I would.

>>25353088
No homo. Although I do suspect people think I'm suspect.

>>25353568
I expected more hard-hitting posts like these imo, suprised this is the first one. I have never been called Turtle Mouth in my life before, that is a new one. I almost want to adopt it as a nickname. I'm not sure what the 1998-comment is referring to though.

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>>25349536
Bernie supporter

>>25353820
disciplined person

>>25353768
Aw yay I'm glad you love our country!

>>25355781
high five me bro, don't leave me hanging