New assumptions thread Post pic, make assumptions

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>>25344222
I assume you were born with a freakishly oversized tongue.

>>25344226
Down syndrome causes that

>>25344226
Oh no it stops about there
You had a phase where u tried to listen to death grips but couldn't get into it

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>>25344222
quirky, energetic and kinky, but smart when she needs to be. dog person
>>25344226
enjoys chilled out evenings, being in semi-outside environments and good meals

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>>25344222
Makes cute faces for camera.
>>25344226
Douchey, but confident
>>25344364
Outgoing and friendly.

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>>25344222
Pretty, but probably a typical "tumblr aesthetic", basic white girl
>>25344226
Douche
>>25344364
You don't understand what a good haircut or what good facial hair is
>>25344405
You seem reasonable

>>25344418
What's a tumblr aesthetic
>>25344364
Listens to tool
Everyone's bff they confide in
>>25344405
Lifts

>>25344431
It's hard to explain, basically girls who post pictures of little plants on their social media, their make up, body positivity, etc

>>25344433
@me next time
Ain't nothin wrong with liking what I do

>>25344449
You do you, I just find most of those people annoying

>>25344457
Xoxo

>>25344465
You forgot to do mine, say whatever I can take it desu

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>>25344222
Likes flowers
>>25344226
Very emotional
>>25344364
Plays guitar
>>25344418
Bleeds a lot
>>25344405
Has gone to the bathroom before

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>>25344222
likes pop punk
>>25344364
dream theater fan
>>25344418
virgin
>>25344468
anger issues

>>25344491
Gross
>>25344468
Eyy boi
>>25344466
>Do me! Do me!

>>25344491
To clarify I mean pop punk is gross
U used to sit on the ground and rip grass up

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>>25344364
closet homosexual

>>25344468
hates his dad

>>25344491
easy going

>>25344625
Cute kindahippy gay boi, maybe likes a lil anime.

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Assume away, fags

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>>25344222
You have an Instagram woth around 200 followers. It has selfies of you and pictures of nature and your medium sized doggo.

>>25344226
I would not hang out with you at face value. You seem vapid as fuck.

>>25344364
You look like this nerd I continuously cucked for a while.

You're a nice guy, tho. You think you're intelligent as fuck and it shows.

>>25344405
I'm not sure what I'm seeing here.

Get better pics.

>>25344418
>>25344468
>>25344615
>>25344625
Fuckin' nerds.

>>25344491
I would probably have a beer with you, you have a "some random friend of a friend's cool cousin" look.

>>25344949
You're really into weed. Bisexual. You're cool enough to occasionally hang out, but I sense a humble patheticness about you that you have to grow the fuck out of and act like a fuckin' man, man.

>>25345915
Fuck me. God Damn phone.

>>25345915
Fair enough, science is fucking dope. I don't have any assumptions, but you look like Jesus Christ or something it's pretty cool desu.

>>25345915
Damn dude. That was all too real.

>>25345929
Thank you. Another typical one the low class Puertoricans call me is Tarzan.

>>25345932
You the last one? Just stop being a pussy. Just let your testicles do the talking sometimes, not your brain.

>>25345992
You're definitely one of the few guys that can pull off long hair. I bet girls go crazy over you I'm jealous desu

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>>25344222
You seem like the girl who got along with everyone in HS
>>25344226
kinda cocky but a decent person
>>25344364
really chill and smokes a ton of weed
>>25344405
Probably chill
>>25344418
Kind of an emotionally vacant
>>25344468
An average joe
>>25344491
Cocky and nerdy
>>25344615
Humor and a car guy
>>25344625
Trend follower
>>25344949
Cocky pothead with a decent sense of humor
>>25345915
Likes the punk aesthetic/atheist

>>25345995
They kinda do, but I'm sadly not a player. It takes a lot of effort for me to go after women. It's like "She's cute, but nah."

>>25345999
Jesus Anon here. You are wrong, ma'am! I wouldn't say I'm an atheist, I believe in something, it's just neither mainstream nor spiritually demanding. I'm definitely not spiritual.
Not into the punk aesthetic, but I hang out with punk-ish people, though.

>>25346102
*Not an atheist. Fucking Molly.

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>>25344222
I assume you hate me. And your trips are activating my almonds.
>>25344226
You're cheeky lad.
>>25344364
Really tall or really short.
>>25344405
Warm and bubbly.
>>25344418
Has hard time relaxing.
>>25344468
You're dog person.
>>25344491
Cool guy, you're probably a musician.
>>25344615
Absolute madman.
>>25344625
People assume you're gay.
>>25344949
lazy
>>25345915
Artist. You are into photography.
>>25345999
Really high voice.

>>25346950
>>25347048
>>25344949
People that contribute nothing to society
>>25346124
Chill guy. Reads a lot
>>25345999
Drama club in hs and college
>>25345915
Likes to do spiderman kisses
>>25344625
Paints a lot
>>25344491
Tough guy on outside, very kind on inside

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>>25346124
I know this is dumb but do you take drugs?
>>25345999
You look like a interesting person... maybe into art and culture? Or uncommon music?
>>25344491
You play soccer and score chicks. With that jaw you just have to.
>>25344364
You look like a dungeons and dragons player I once knew. No insult intended.

>>25346124
What the hell u look like my bff ily
>>25345999
I wish
U get compared to Velma a lot
>>25345915
Lol

>>25347441
I read a lot, true.
>>25347462
I used to take lots of amphetamines, but I don't do anything rn.
First thing that came to my mind is that you look German as fuck.
>>25347472
you keep telling me that
give greencard to usa bby

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>>25345999
Into domination. Quirky in bed.
>>25346124
Total lad. You are a bro with your pals.
>>25346950
Balding compensation.
>>25347048
I would probaby consider you obnoxious in person.
>>25347462
/pol/ material.

Mine: pedo mustache but fuck shaving during exams.

>>25347488
-.- I am German

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>>25344949
Has probably experimented with drugs
>>25345999
Has an innie
>>25346124
Really into memes
>>25347462
Has german roots
>>25347491
Gets enough pussy but lacks intimacy from a woman who has a spiritual connection with

>>25344222
double digit dicks before 20

>>25344222
Is your name Julia

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Do me

>>25348276
Sure isnt