Body Rate/ Meetup! Okay listen up this is for individuals who

>>25335911
>clean
Nooooope!
Anyways. I have chosen to rate you a 9. Very cute and original tattoo. Great V-taper. And cute big enough "dinky", lol, hangin out in a public place. Ballsy and i quite like it

>>25335915

Looks like a private bathroom with a locking door retard, I get naked in those all the time w/e

>>25335911
You got snap ?

>>25335922
It's a subway actually they close at 9 and the door is fucked so it doesn't lock ahhhh

>>25335915
Why thank you, I'm off to the gym soooon after I eat :)

>>25335922
>being this specific about fucking nothing when i didnt post fuck all and neither did you

>>25335926
DaddyBray6

>>25335934
You already look like you could beat the shit out of 99.9997% of men and you dont have gross muscley man noballs or shrunken shrimp penis

>>25335940
I eat my veggies

>>25335947
You were fed prolly more likely by your genetics and/or personality

>>25335954
My dads a muscle hamster and my mom is a lanky giant so a good combo, plus I grew up as the fat kid. Sweating in room temperature makes you humble.

>>25335937

That's exactly what he said it's a subway bathroom those always have locking doors there's no reason not to get naked in them it's totally safe

>>25335959
I guess you proved people can change their physicality. And muchly. Yes. Skinny plus muscle is optimus prime mode
>>25335973
Yeah eh? Learn about posting order

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I really need to start working out again.

Area code 816

>>25335986
If this thread keeps up like this and has you complete randoms (as it should) keeping showing up and looking like you anons, I might just have a stroke. You are rated a 8.75
The thing is, is, people, or you, say or said, I gotta work out. But if you didn't post dick people would either rip on you or turn away. You do both. And now get almost perfect tens because your soft cock hammer is down to your knees

>>25335994
Sweet thanks.

You have an extraordinarily verbose way of saying things haha.

>>25336005
Ahaha yes. Yes I do. I can't even come up with a quick-enough justification for why I do that. I'll go with the following. My one English teacher said I was flowery and that my readers shouldn't have a hard time reading my things. Well. If I know the difference between "that" and "which" and stuff like this, then what she told me, aint my problem.

Bumperoonie

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Give it to me straight up

>>25335911
>be op
>decide to get butt naked to take nudes in a Subway bathroom
>there's a line outside the door with people needing to use the bathroom
>people are knocking
>"j-j-just a s-second!" you say, scrambling to put your clothes back on, which were thrown on the sticky urine coated floor

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Kik HopelessHorseman

>>25335911
boytoy i want to see u flex

>>25340630
Deliciously thick

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:)

>>25340638
Not bad. Do you have kik? I like hairy men.

>>25340175
Babbydick detected

>>25340175
I was there quite late, plus they have bars on the side which I used to fold and hang my clothes.

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>>25340449

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Is it as bad as I think it is?