Anons, shit evar hpaan yo you guises?

>>25303829
nope
because I'm intelligent enough to wear underwear
and you're stupid enough to go commando
with a zipper next to your private parts

>>25303877So I began freaking out because the pain was just unbearable. I thought I had to go to the emergency room because I just couldn’t figure out a way to take it out that wouldn’t hurt. So I did the next best thing: went on Google for answers. The best thing I found was putting baby oil to make the release easier but that didn’t help. I don’t think any of the links had to do with foreskin stuck in the slider. I couldn’t zip down because the skin was there and the zipper was zipped at the bottom and zipping up was just making it worse. So I had to do the most embarrassing thing, but I didn’t care at the moment, I went to tell my father. I took the picture before going to tell him. I thought it would be less embarrassing to show him the picture, even though the real thing would be in front of him. I buttoned my pants and went to their room. I showed him and he asked the same question all of you asked. He told me to show him so I did. He tried doing the same thing I had tried, zipping up and down. I yelled, my face was red, I felt hot and my heart was beating quickly. The pain was intense. My dad gets frustrated very easily and after trying with no avail and me squirming with pain he said he couldn’t do anything with me moving around and that I might just had to go the emergency room, which was the one thing I didn’t want to hear. After a while he had a bright idea. He left the room and came back with a razor blade. My first reaction was to yell, “What are you going to do with that?” He told me to hold the zipper and he cut around the area were the slider was. So now the section that was attached to the slider and my foreskin was free from my jeans. He then pulled the slider down and it came off the zipper. I then pulled my foreskin out of the slider and that was it, it was free. I had minor cuts but it did bruise and teeth markings (from the zipper) were visible. I hope that made sense of how he did it.
Check out the very NSFW pictures here >>

>>25303906
>Check out the very NSFW pictures here
One hour and half, and still no pics...

>>25303906
Fucking retard

>>25303829
Been wearing jeans commando for years. Never once. Pay attention to your jibbly bits.

Beat off to colorful cartoon horses for like 45 minutes straight once, came twice and rubbed a small section of my skin off on my dick. Never any zippers though.

Yes it did
Still have a 2" scar.. I was playing with my dick in kindergarten.. Teacher asked me something - I still do not know what. Everybody turned there heads to start listening to my story..
My hands where in my shirt -> Though nobody would see me doin' my version off jerking off at that aged.. Closed my zippers in a BIG rush..
Hurted like hell...
Tears in my eyes and started pulling..
Blood on my hands..
Class mate girl see's it and tells the teatch-FUCK I pulled my weener out in one quick wank..
Pretended there was nothin' going on O.o

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Holy shit fuck that cringe