assumption thread based on outfits

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>>25276122
You'd be fun for a night

>>25276122
I assume this thread will suck like all the other ones

>>25276129
you look like a fuckboy
>>25276142
I hope not :(

>>25276335
you look like you only put on a suit very rarely

>>25276122
Woman seeking marriage on craigslist.

>>25276122
got your first job from sorority connections, now head manager
>>25276129
drug dealer or cyber designer

>>25276122
You fuck on the second date.

>>25276129
You want to open up a vegan bike shop

>>25276335
You found that jacket at a thrift store for an interview and haven't worn it since.

>>25276346
i wish
>>25276359
first part true, but i had to wear it after my good suit got fucked up in a train door.

>>25276349
umm no
>>25276352
not really
>>25276359
on first if it's good ;)

>>25276365
You should really take it to a tailor. It doesn't fit at all properly.

>>25276368
Oh? ;) And what constitutes a good date, for you?

>>25276374
I have a bf, so all the dates I have are when I'm cheating, haha
we know how it will end anyway so there is no description of a good date

>>25276369
i think that pic is just shit
it actually fits better than my older one
losing weight is fuckin expensive

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>>25276122
Probably far too expensive for me
>>25276129
Think you're cool shit; and you probably are
>>25276335
Hates suits but required to wear them

>>25276418
what do you mean by that?

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>>25276122
idk, generic white girl
>>25276129
/mu/
>>25276335
Excessively proud of yourself for wearing a suit, very into that whole Barney from HIMYM real-masculinity thing
>>25276418
huge cock

>>25276432
You seem like the kind of girl who wants her man to provide for her, and would have no problem being a stay at home gf.

>>25276439
Would slay with girls if he put himself out more, but is reserved because it's too much effort

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I look like an absolute sweaty cock but hey, what's new there?

>>25276122
You'd rock some bangs, a white shirt, and a pair of jeans. I'm guessing you're involved in something artsy or real estate related.

>>25276129
Honestly, just take it all off and start again, even the ring. You seem like you're trying too hard. You ride tour bike everywhere and can't leave home until you're looking "perfect".

>>25276335
Lose the jacket, it's way too big. Seriously, it's a horrible fit. For a guy that apparently wishes he didn't have to wear suits as often as he does you'd think you would know better. I'm gonna have a stab and say you're a bouncer. And guy, clean your fucking mirror and pick up that finished toilet roll, jeez.

>>25276418
You're too tan to be Scottish, I should know being one myself. You love anal.

>>25276439
Meh, your style seems not too bad. I'm guessing you're a stuck up asshole though, a real elitist cunt.

>>25276459
not reaally

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>>25276418
Doesn't give 2 fucks about anything
>>25276439
Uses a dark sense of humor and sarcasm to avoid problems

>>25276122
/r/ing more in this dress

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>>25276547

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>>25276335
You look euphoric as fuck,no one beats you in an intellectual debate

>>25276567
jesus christ is there a set
also glasses are a good decision

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>>25276605
I've got just this one left
and thanks

>>25276648
I assume you're* quite dim.

>>25276648
I assume you were molested as a child

>>25276645
post more in dresses in the future

>>25276579
how fuckin DARE you
hahaha

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>>25276693
I have different ones, you like it?

>>25276722
Yeah, nice color

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>>25276725
glad you like it :p

>>25276737
Yeah, you look a lot nicer in a tighter fitting dress. Shows off your figure brilliantly.

wait. WAIT
Are you from Long Island?
You look JUST like this girl i knew from college

>>25276766
you think so? thank you I guess

>>25276737
Very formfitting. I like the hair too. Are you growing it out?

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>>25276789
sometimes, not too long

>>25276797
Good pose ;)

>>25276797
Getting there though, good progress

>>25276810
haha thanks
>>25276812
I recently cut it, it was longer

>>25276122
How about a timestamp? Same pics are all over other threads, op is gorgeous doe

>>25276825
Hmm any short hair photos then?

>>25276797
I think you should definitely lose that dress

>>25276648
you had sex with more than one girl

>>25276797
You're a pro at sucking dick & know how to wear a dress well

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My outfit right now

>>25276797
You try this on, don't really wear it
>>25276648
Half goth
>>25276579
Kind of normal, has a temporary job
>>25276491
18 yo fuckboy

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>>25276797
mid 20's with low self esteem
>>25276129
can't even dance,put on a goofy move on the dance floor anyway
>>25276335
went to the gym. once
>>25276648
below average GPA
>>25276579
heavy smoker
>>25276491
>>25276439
social misfits
>>25276465
>>25276418
do great on moshpits instead of the dance floor
>>25278264
a friendly tourist

>>25278294
>do great on moshpits instead of the dance floor
Aha, joke's on you! Due to my crippling anxiety and agoraphobia I can't handle being in crowds of any size without having a panic attack.

>>25276797
Any skimpy outfits?

>>25276797
show us your dick

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>>25276122
christian soccer mom

>>25276129
likes the movie "Drive"

>>25276335
the guy who wore a suit to school because he wanted to

>>25276418
rosie the riveter had a sex change but missed the breeze

>>25276439
a drab Dennis Reynolds

>>25276465
like a young Zach Hill

>>25276491
I bet you got mad that the sharpie graffiti wasn't showing up on those black stalls

>>25276579
jontron fan

>>25276722
young christian chick

>>25278294
well put together but single

what I wore earlier today

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>>25276122
Had a teenage pregnancy

>>25276129
Fun to take drugs with

>>25276335
Doesn't make a lot of money

>>25276439
Indie as fuck

>>25276465
Super chill

>>25276491
Makes fun of everyone behind their backs

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>>25281683
Cropped photo

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Minus the clip on

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>>25276797
Love ur nails and the colour of the dress
>>25278264
Asks women he find attractive if they know the way to...; if they have a cigarette just to talk to them
>>25281715
Gets easily obsessed with anything

>>25276399
And then this devolves into a slut thread.

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>>25276122 (OP)
That fun chick around the office.

>>25276129
Low life /fa/ creep

>>25276335
Normie. Put on a dress shirt instead of (or in addition to) the T-shirt. Also get a pocket square.

>>25276418
No true scotsman.

>>25276439
Philosophical intellectual.

>>25276465
Hipster Jesus.

>>25276491
Fan of animé.

>>25276579
Cool bro that hangs around a barber shop.

>>25276648
Regular normal girl.

>>25278294
"I can't buy proper fitting clothes"-man.

>>25281683
Average animu&mangu convention goer.

>>25281715
Absolute madman. Would go on adventures with.

>>25281761
Crazy-fashion girl. Always fun to talk with.

>>25281800
Dead wrong I'm afraid, I'd sooner throw myself off a roof than go to a con - fake skanks in cosplay and neckbeards isn't my idea of a good time lmao

>>25281822

Oh well. Just going from experience around here. My apologies.

>>25276122
you want to be banged real bad
>>25276129
massive douche bag
>>25276335
your jacket does not fit, you want to have class but dont
>>25276418
extremely loud and obnoxious, you insert yourself into places you are not welcome
>>25276439
rich but no interests. you probably think doodling in your moleskine counts as art
>>25276465
>>25276491
trying to hard to look poor / casual but you have money
>>25276579
you make scarcastic remakrs to fill the void in your life
>>25276648
you're willing to put in work to get what you want, customer service dreads you
>>25278264
you skateboard
>>25278294
you have no clear direction in your life, possible /pol/tard
>>25280050
messy and sloppy. that shirt is hideous
>>25281683
you model most of your life around doing weird shit to stand out. mommy and daddy are very rich though
>>25281715
thinks his call center sales job makes him cool. has a lot of stores about customer interactions
>>25281761
into eastern religions / philosophies
>>25281800
thinks very highly of himself, probably too highly
>>25281870
gets in fights on the street with other girls

>>25281909
Well aren't you an unoriginal cunt. Try not to cut yourself on all that edge!

>>25281936
that's the least original insult on this site, guess I was wrong about you standing out

>>25281909

It's like you know me.

>>25281909
by the way, sorry for being so negative here. my first impressions are typical bad. I'm sure you'd all be good people if I got to know you

>>25281909
kek u caught me off guard with that /pol/tard breh gj XDD

>>25280050
>like a young Zach Hill
No idea who that is, heh.

>>25281683
>Super chill
Well thank you. You seem pretty chill yourself, really digging that Trainspotting tee.

>>25281800
>Hipster Jesus.
Meh, I'll take it.

>>25281909
>trying to hard to look poor / casual but you have money
Aha, if I had money I wouldn't be wearing the same shirt/t-shirt combo that I've had in my wardrobe for at least 4 years. I'm broke as a motherfucker.

>>25281688
you dont shower as much as you should

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hi

>>25282828
lives in some sort of garage
>>25282810
perfectionist

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>>25276122
inordinate need for attention >>25276335
Doesn't think about what he wears too much
>>25276418
The guy actually wearing a fucking lampshade as a hat at the end of the kegger
>>25276439
/fa/, /lit/ and /mu/ rolled up into one
>>25276465
>hi. I work in IT
>>25276648
Are you lost?
>>25278264
Is "that guy" in his group of friends. Has built a solar oven out of mirrors at one point in his life
>>25278294
Someone you liked once told you you're funny and you're still riding that high. You wish people had a quirky nickname for you like "skeeter"
>>25281688
You act slutty around boys to compensate for your looks but you're not really a whore
>>25281761
What are you doing here, normie?>>25281800
Off duty maître d or run of the mill toolbag
>>25281870
You have gotten physical with another girl over some cholo

>>25282906
LOL what do you meant "that guy"?
you try to imitate Rock Owens style, like photography

>>25282928
I was right about the solar oven wasn't I?

>>25276122
Super bland, you have no personality but think you're a heartbreaker
>>25276129
Douchebag
>>25276335
You molest waitresses when you go out
>>25276418
Probably annoying
>>25276439
Will take a girl out for coffee, then when things get serious you cheat on them and leave without giving them a reason
>>25276465
You shop at CD stores and your profile picture is of you and your alt gf or you with a guitar
>>25276491
You're still in high school
>>25278294
Douchebag
>>25280050
Cracks open a cold one with the boys, talks about his dog too much
>>25281683
Annoying feminist
>>25281715
Your mom would do a better job of dressing you
>>25281761
Basic white girl, likes Starbucks and walks on the beach
>>25281800
You only dress up like this once every other year and MUST take pictures when you do
>>25281870
You're probably cool, skateboards a lot, in the closet but denies it
>>25282810
Wants to write articles for buzzfeed and travel to Africa to teach English
>>25282906
Douchebag who lives in a one bedroom apartment

>>25283047
You should post a picture, Chad.

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>>25282906
>hi. I work in IT
Nope, although I'd probably jump at then chance. Any work I suppose, heh.

>>25283047
>You shop at CD stores and your profile picture is of you and your alt gf or you with a guitar
I never buy music, can't play the guitar, my girlfriend isn't alt, and this is my profile picture on kik. Jeez, you suck at this, aha.

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>>25282906
>>25283047
Love how everyone assumes im a normie, basic bitch, boring but succesful. Because im nothing like that. I just have mainstream taste in chlothes and like make up. Lmao
But im ok with this :)

>>25283047
I wear stuff like that every day actually.

>>25282906
Definately a tool bag.

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First time putting a picture up here. Eh. Also can't be arsed to take a new one lol

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>>25282810
Never had a real boyfriend.

>>25281715
Note book autist

>>25281688
Enjoy dicks alot

>>25282906
Gay. I mean literally.
>>25282810
You hang out on Pinterest
>>25281870
Single mother
>>25281800
Your mom helped you get dressed.
>>25281761
You like Colbie Caillat and Sara Bareilles

>>25284862
Absolute faggot

>>25276122
promiscuous while looking for a real man/love

>>25276129
fantasize a lot about booty and it's hard for you to take girls seriously

>>25276335
an absolute mess in the background + bad fitting suit = i don't even know


>>25276418
the ''le weird *holds up spoon* XD'' but grown up

>>25276439
/lit/

>>25276465
looks like a guy who plays in a band and enjoys weed

>>25276491
/fa/, listens to drake and loves black twitter but voted for trump


>>25276579
normal, enjoys the internet, beer and laughs at ''dead inside'' memes

>>25278264
travels a lot, likes extreme sports and adventure time

>>25278294
the art student


>>25280050
neet

>>25281683
suffer from mental illness or/and down-to-earth hipster OR a femnazi

i can't decide


>>25281715
the one who get extremely fucking drunk everytime


>>25281761
cares about appearance but is not self-obsessed

>>25281800
reviewbrahs biggest fan

>>25281870
tumblr


>>25282810
drug dealer and steals clothes

>>25282828
watches anime

>>25282906
the normal but reddit memes dude who works with logo designs

>>25284853
nirvana fan

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>>25276335
Hahaha is that a black tee underneath
>>25276439
Stealing this thanks m8
>>25276797
Nice Anterior Pelvic tilt, lower back gonna get fucked up better find a guy with money soon.
>>25281715
Hahaha
>>25281800
You've obviously never worn a suit properly. fedora autist/10
>>25284862
Numale fag

>>25282810
you volunteer at an animal shelter
>>25282828
you'd make / are a good father
>>25282906
you are a negative person
>>25284853
you smile a lot. if you dont already, you would enjoy kickboxing
>>25284862
your mother never taught you to iron your clothes
>>25286070
your smile is very white and you enjoy touching people with your hands

>>25284707
>Im nothing like that
>I just have mainstream taste in chlothes and like make up

That is exactly what a normie would say. Not that you're a normie or anything just sayin...

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Well.

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>>25288125
Guess i have to leave 4chan forever then. Now that im normieficated. ;(

>>25287643
you play super smash brothers melee competively
>>25288170
something in your past deeply troubles you
>>25288316
you arent happy, either with yourself, or the world around you
>>25288407
you think far too highly of yourself