Flaccid/hanging competition. Biggest wins. Go.

>>25243196
8
>>25243379
8.25ish

What is with these black and white dick pics?

Are these film noir penises or something?

>>25244265
7.25ish

>>25243196
Gorgeous meat. I'd love to have it plunged deeply into me repeatedly

>>25243379
Photo is blurry but from what I can tell, I desperately want to be on a spit roast with this and >>25243196


>>25244265
Perfect for sucking. It looks super delicious

>>25245229
Do you happen to do in house personal reviews?

>>25245239
Oh personal reviews in house are VERY thorough

You'd have to set aside a large portion of your day (and night) to have enough time. And expect me to be....very detailed ;)

>>25245248
That ass as smooth as those words?

>>25245258
You know how after years of people walking down a staircase the wooden handrail,gets smooth?

Yes, my ass is pretty smooth.

It'll be part of your review don't worry.

>>25245258
You leave me?

>>25245333
No just occupied. Apologies. So perhaps I can reach you for a preliminary?

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Any ladies up for Skype cock

>>25244265
omfg! Marry me dude <3 <3

>>25245344
Preliminary typically occurs in the thread :P
I need to be sure that you're capable of performing for several hours, a truly effective appraisal is accomplished through a lot of time on my knees and bent over you understand


>>25245347
I'm not a lady and don't have Skype but I'm totally up for some of that cock wow

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>>25245361
Fine. You win this one. If you drop your name I'll commit it to memory.

>>25245375
Hmmmm black cock usually takes longer to assess

And yours is quite large, I'm not used to being stretched out quite so much.

I'm going to have to start out with my mouth. Once you cum hopefully you'll soften up so it can fit, then you can get hard while inside me

But there's a good possibility of me flinching, so I may need to be tied down to prevent it, otherwise an inaccurate rating may occur


(But seriously holy fuck that cock...)

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>>25245391
>soften up
Ummmm...

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Hey there mister softy

>>25245410
Mwa ;)

Lol

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Not the biggest i know
But what you think ?

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me

>>25245614
8.5ish
>>25245735
10

>>25243196

Let me rename this thread for you since nobody knows what flaccid means.

Semi/Erect/Hanging competition. Biggest wins. Go.

>>25245735
21/10 OFMG! MARRY ME DUDE PLS <3

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>>25244265
is this heaven? this literally 10/10. please post more.

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I win!

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I'd like to submit my entry!

>>25247829
You huge sumbitch. 9.25

>>25248544
Yummmmmyyy

>>25243379
Would love to see that hard...
10

>>25248495
10/10 Post more

amputee-cutdicks belongs to >>>/hc/

>>25248544
Kill yourself.

>>25251748
6/10

>>25251748
12 maybe 15 honestly

>>25243379
im not sure if i should be flattered or not that someone used one of my pics

>>25251748
>>25251804
8/10 I would suck you :D

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Not the biggest but whatever

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What's this "hang" you speak of?

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SeaAnonMe on KIK
Rivalgaryoak on Snapchat

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I can't believe 95% of you faggots aren't even flaccid, just pointing down
Wanna see flaccid?
Here's what a true flaccid looks like

>>25253237
8.75
>>25253622
7.75
>>25253697
Ffs
>>25255496
10
>>25255501
6.5
>>25255545
Pretty much an 8

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Who wants to watch me shave

>>25255670
I like your balls. Rate 7.75 on the dickpic as a whole

>>25255753
Owen mills/19

>>25255776
Thats a typo. I meant whatever that portrait studio is called. "Olan" I think it is

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I post more like this in my tumblr if anyone is interested

>>25255659
Thanks for the ten

>>25256509
9.5ish
>>25256521
8. Quite big in the benor

>>25256521
11/10

>>25255496
>>25255670
8/10

>>25253697
It reminds me of a termite mound

>>25243196
That's not flacid you idiot.

>>25259665
Wow it's so nice. 20/10

>>25243379

Kik?? So fucking huge

>>25261160
9ish