/bro/ brothels Who here been to brothels in Australia? They're

Not Aus, but been to a few in NZ. There will probably be an Australian website where people post their reviews of escorts (e.g adultforum.co.nz). Usually full of a bunch of entitled middle-aged ugly fuckers (punters) saying how beautiful and fun the girl was or complaining that the hoe was looking bored and staring at the clock. But it's useful to see which escorts and brothels are shit or good.

Asian brothels in particular will bait and switch more often and their ages on the profiles are 101% always false. If mama san offers you a nasty old woman, refuse and leave. Don't waste your money, rather ask for the woman you saw in the advert. Or tell mama san to bring out all the girls and just choose. Have a shower with her before sex. Leave wallet and other valuables in your car before you enter.

Not very hard.

Not in Oz, but I've generally had very good experiences in brothels in South Africa, Europe and the US. The nice thing about going to a brothel, especially one of the better ones, is that you can choose what you want. And if the experience is crap, and not what was advertised, or if the girl starts off good and then pulls something on you, you can report it to management and they'll offer to make it up to you, usually by offering you time with a different girl at a later appointment.

That's been my experience... And I'm female. I've gone both solo and taken my SO for FFM experiences.

>>25236196
Had a girl for 45 mins and short it by 15 the other week. I didn't bother mentioning it as it was my first time and didn't want to cause problems.

Should I have said something? We were finished and just talking then she said bye and left early.

>>25236216
I woulda been pissed myself. Coulda asked her to take a shower with you since you had more time left?

>>25235704
Brothels in general in Australia I have found quite disappointing. 150 bucks for a 30 minute, mediocre sexual experience.

Seriously, I would recommend saving your money and just learning how to pick up girls at clubs or bars or something. Shit's expensive and not really that good or worth it to begin with.

You'll have sex just as often if not more often if you learn to pick up and it will cost you less while also not having a time limit.

>>25236216
Personally, I wouldn't kick up a fuss about 15 minutes. I generally want them to leave as soon as I'm done.

>>25238868
Above is why I use hookers - I'm not paying them for sex. I'm paying them to leave afterwards.

Learning the pick up is great - more and more kids today just don't know how to handle a pick up, which is disappointing if like me, you enjoy the thrill of the chase.

I'm 33 and you won't believe how often I'll start a conversation with someone with a view to a hookup, and have them ask for my number or Facebook. It's like they just don't know how to interact in person like a human being.

Never pay for the cheap ones, just get the expensive ones

Cleos on Nile in Brisbane, it was a pretty good experience. The lineup was pretty average, none of the girls really stood out as stunners, but the establishment was classy. Picked a 7-10 blonde girl because she seemed the friendliest, and looked pretty keen.
Had an hour long fuck, and she made the experience a good one. Really attentive, easy-going, and put in an effort to look like she was having a really good time. One of those slightly above average looks, but really good personality types. Even showed me out and gave me a hug before I left which was nice.

Also been to some asian brothel in Bris. Shouldn't have bothered. All the girls looked older than advertised, and the S. Korean girl I picked was stale and made the experience pretty shit. Do yourself a favour and don't go to the asian venues, the prices are lower but you get what you pay for.

also go on Punters Planet, its a considerably large forum dedicated to user reviews and discussion of Aussie punting, covering brothels, private escorts, right down to body rub parlours. Its a pretty large database and really informative.

>>25235704
Avoid the desperate Asian immigrants who can barely speak English, are dead inside, and are doing it just to have money to send back to their shit-poor families.
>inb4 giving them money is helping them!!!
Unless you're a horrible person, just give them the money.

>>25238868
Brothel for 30mins is cheaper that a lap dance at any strip club for 30mins. Also, if you go to one, never go after midnight unless you want to get the B-Team, they know most people after that are drunk and dgaf what they get.