Assumptions thread

Kys

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>>25226832
cool, but not super smart

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>>25226832
Have quit one or more jobs on the spot before

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>>25226832
does recreational drugs on the weekend

>>25226842
studies literature, or reads a lot of good books, has a cat

>>25226844
for some reason I have literally no idea. I cannot make any assumption.

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>>25226832
Was big into skateboarding in high school
>>25226842
Tutor in college
>>25226844
Has a degree in journalism
>>25226891
Works as a hairdresser

>>25226832
>Drives a Subaru or Volkswagen

>>25226842
>Drives a Camry or Prius

>>25226844
>Drives a FWD GM vehicle or a truck

>>25226891
>Really wants a classic Beetle but drives a 90s Japanese econobox instead

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>>25226909
sporty and into music
>>25226891
makes a lot of handmade stuff
>>25226844
musician
>>25226842
likes writing
>>25226832
gets high way too often

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>>25226832
pretty lousy person overall
has the same interests he did at like 14
>>25226842
you're either really loud or really quiet
>>25226844
from either california or rhode island
>>25226891
has self-described 'artsy' interests
i'd probably talk to you expecting to have similar interests before getting bored or having it fizzle out
>>25226909
used to play football
likes trucks
>>25226920
has a nasal voice
kinda snobby

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>>25226980
Tries to look like an outcast but has some friends and likes them/is liked
Listens to idk, 21 pilots? Or pop punk?

>>25227552
lost latino
>>25226980
british queer boy

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>>25226920
lawyer
>>25226909
musician or likes to draw
>>25226891
takes part in folklore stuff

>>25228663
slightly goth
>>25228729
dreams about starting a biz

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>>25226844
Professional and likeable.
>>25226909
Into sports, great to talk to.
>>25227552
Really fun guy, does not take himself too seriously.
>>25226920
Likes to travel.

>>25226832
You look like the kind of guy that would be friends with a dude just to try to get his girlfriend.

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>>25226832
dances with the wolves, sings with the mermaids
>>25226842
practices wicca, feels most comfortable running through the woods naked on a full moon night
>>25226844
knows that a good love rug never goes out of fashion and displays it proudly
>>25226891
loves to bake cakes and other sweets, wants to have her own show on Food channel
>>25226909
knows computer parts specs by heart, could build a PC blinded and one hand tied to the opposite leg
>>25226920
backpacks the world, made a bunch of friends, interested in cultures not monuments
>>25226980
has been an angsty teen, probably cut himself too but he finally came to a phase where hes at peace with himself, very skillful in handy repairs
>>25227552
is passionate about things he loves, overprotective to people he has feelings for, would die for his friend / significant other / family
>>25228660
has a guitar that he plays semi regularly, tried every hobby possible (even knitting which he gave up on when he made himself a warm winter cap)
>>25228663
loves to read about fashion and makeup, but wears her own style despite it
>>25228729
daily in Starbucks, hangs out at Reddit most of the time, found 4chan through it
>>25228972
loves house and trance music, doesnt feel comfortable when hes in the woods

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>>25229835
Loves horror films
>>25227552
Keeps his moustache clean

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>>25226832
Enjoys making stupid people feel stupid.

>>25226842
Thinks arm wrestling is an appropriate ice breaker.

>>25226844
Lies to his parents. Enjoys painting.

>>25226891
Over emotional.

>>25226909
You wear thongs, exclusively.

>>25226920
Not American and loving it.

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>>25227552
Hasn't been to jail, but there was a close call.

>>25228660
Tries too hard to perform auto fellatio.

>>25228663
Surprisingly low maintenance. Brushes teeth religiously.

>>25228729
Has tried to pass as a celebrity.

>>25228972
Run of the mill pervert. Keep on truckin.

>>25229835
Still lives with his mom. Abuses animals.

>>25230418
Has a 0/10 beard, thinks it's a 10/10 beard

>>25230467
>one post by this ID

which one were you, shit head?

>>25230486
kek someone got triggered, didn't he?

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>>25230438
Listens to black metal can play through te fire and flames100 percent on guitar hero
>>25229835
Likes artisan coffee
>>25228972
Stealth weeb
>>25226909
This is your timder pic isnt it
>>25226891
Looks pretty liberal but if not probably a laugh
>>25226842
You play guitar